Friday, August 29, 2008

El Pad's 2009 NFL Preview

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Footyball is here, rejoice.

AFC East

Patriots : “18-1”
18-1 feels so good. Still on cloud nine. And I’m allowed to be. Moving on.
For a team that won 18 straight games en route to a near perfect season you’d think there’d be little doubt that they can remain a dominant team this year. But some pundits think otherwise. Super bowl losses hurt. Will Moss behave in year 2? Did they fix the secondary? Don’t be ridiculous cousin Larry. They still have the best QB/WR tandem in the league (puke) and still have that whole team above you, us against the world and whatnot going on. Surprised it’s still working actually. I can’t see them losing more than 3 games this year. Especially since they open up against the Chiefs, Jets and Dolphins. Then a bye, then to Brady’s hometown in San Fran. That’s 4-0 right there. I got a loss to SD in week 6, a loss at Indy week 8 and I’ll throw a shock loss in there for good measure, maybe at Buffalo last game of the year when they won’t be perfect so they’ll rest some guys for a run at the Show. Plus they cheat. So there’s that.

Impact Rookie : Terrence Wheatly, CB. They have a ton of CB’s on the roster so why him? He’s smart. You never have to be physically gifted on this team, just be in the position the coaches tell you too and you’ll have success.
Record : 13-3 (AFC East Champ)

Bills: “Not Selling Me on Trent”
What is it with this team? I feel like they haven’t gotten their shit together since like the Jim Kelly days. They are going with Edwards this year for good, over Losman. Me personally I think Losman is the better talent but maybe he is dumb. Because the new OC in Buffalo is promising more flexibility for the QB. Edwards will be able to call audibles when he sees something called about to get blown up. Makes sense since Edwards is a Stanford grad while Losman went to Tulane. The defense, I think is fine, they fly to the ball and they hit hard. This team led football games late into the 3rd quarter many times but never executed on the offensive side of the ball to put teams away. This year they finish those games and shock a couple of teams.

Impact Rookie: James Hardy, who to me, looks like a NFL WR for years to come.
Record : 9-7

Jets : “Farve’s here, yawn”
Well, if you haven’t heard. Farve was traded to the Jets. Does this immediately make them better then 4-12? In short yes. How much better? Well, luckily for you I have that answer. Their schedule is favorable to a degree but I don’t think they have the horses Brett needs to slide into the playoffs. As far as Farve goes:

1.Farve/Mangini marriage would be similar to a marriage between Tommy Lee and a Amish woman.
2.No chemistry. He knew not one person on that Jet roster other than some WR that might not make the team.
3.Then there’s the NY media vs Green Bay media. Guess which one is the better at harassing/lying/mixing words?

Impact Rookie : Dustin Keller, TE. Going to be Farve’s 1st down target. I just know it.
Record : 8-8

Miami Dolphins: “Noodle Arm”
So I’m supposed to believe because Chad Pennington wins man of the year awards and carries around a 70% career completion percentage that this is going to make this team THAT much better. I’ll give him 2 wins. That’ll put them at 6-10. Tops. This team will be a player in this division in two years.

Impact Rookie : Obviously Jake Long, but don’t sleep on Davone Bess getting some play somewhere on the field. He was a terrific athelete at U of H and catches everything.
Record : 6-10

AFC North

Pittsburgh Steelers : “Easy Division Crown”
They still can’t stop the run, unless Lawrence Timmons wakes up and realizes he needs to tackle the running back not hug them for 4 yards. Big Ben put up some gaudy numbers last year and I can’t see that changing much with all that offensive talent. In a weak division they roll to the title…..early. Achilles heal is the d-line which will end up hurting them come January.

Impact Rookie : Rashard Mendenhall spells Fast Willie Parker nicely.
Record : 11-5 (AFC North Division winner)

Baltimore Ravens : “Ugly Betties”
I think the defense has way too much pride to allow themselves to lose games the way they did a year ago. This team is going to bounce back in a big way and the coaching world is going to slobber all over Harbaugh when in reality it’ll be the big names on defense that will get them to 9 wins. And I don’t care who the QB is. A lot of ugly wins but last I checked those wins counted.

Impact Rookie : No doubt Ray Rice, can really alleviate the workload of the oft nicked up Willis McGahee.
Record : 9-7

Cincinnati Bengals : “Henry arrested”
This team strikes me as madly inconsistent and I don’t like the coach. He sucks. If their O-line wasn’t so damn good I’d have them at 4 wins but (cliché alert) “since the game is won in the trenches” I have to be smart about it and at least bump up that win total. The linebackers are terrible as the rookie Keith Rivers (Rookie USC) immediately becomes their best LB and the secondary still sucks goat nuts. This team goes nowhere.

Impact Rookie : Aforementioned Rivers.
Record : 7-9 (Marvin Lewis fired)

Cleveland Browns : “Brutal Schedule”
I am not buying into the Browns this year. If I were on PTI I would sell. The secondary is young and inexperienced. Can QB Derek Anderson duplicate last year’s solid play? If Jamal Lewis goes down I can’t say that I like the option behind him. Also, The NFL has scheduled Cleveland for five prime time games, including three contests on Monday night. Browns will crash on pressure boulevard.

Impact Rookie : Derrick Morse, OG . Big dude should see significant playing time on that line.
Record : 5-11

AFC South

Indianapolis Colts : “Belle of the South”
Polian has seemed to put together one of his best rosters in years. Manning is fine. You know it and I know it. This team is 21-0 the past three seasons in September and October. If only those 2 months were December and January. Believe the hype about the noise factor in the move to Lucas Field. It will come back to bite them in the playoffs. Outside of that ho-hum ho hum they’ll be 13-3 as usual.

Impact Rookie : Mike Pollack, OG. He’ll slide right in to an already great o line.
Rookie : 13-3 (AFC South Division winner)

Jacksonville Jaguars: “Brunell sheds a tear”
David Garrard really took advantage of Del Rio’s trust and guided Jax to nice season. I get the feeling this is a team no one wants to play, especially when something is on the line. This and that barking defense (Gregg Willams is a solid DC) is the reason why the Jaguars are my pick to reach AND WIN the Super Bowl. That’s right. The Jacksonville Jaguars capture their first championship on Garrard’s leadership, wicked defense and strong special teams. Nobody runs the ball on this team and how could they? With Big John Henderson and Paul Spicer clogging holes it makes tackling RB’s as easy as a Friday night with Beth and some Bicardi Breezers.

Impact Rookie : Not much to choose from with the holdout of Harvey (update WED, Harvey signed) so I’ll go with Quinten Groves, DE Auburn. He’ll need to cut his teeth on 3rd down situations.
Record : 12-4

Tennessee Titans : “Don’t throw picks”
Titans were a top 5 defensive unit last year and I don’t see that changing this year.
The only thing Vince Young needs to do is manage the game. They’ll pound the run and play good defense, similar to a Bill Parcells team. Also The Freak is back. AFC South has 3 really good football teams. Tough division to play this year. Even Houston is decent.

Impact Rookie : Easily Chris Johnson, dude’s electric.
Record : 11-5

Houston Texans : “Best of the last”
Year 3 of Kubiak. Slight buzz around the nfl water coolers that this team could have a breakout year. I’m not buying into it, totally….Some key injuries plagued them last year, an 8-8 campaign, and none worse then Schaub who Houston acquired a year earlier from Atlanta. If he can stay healthy, I think they have a nice shot at sniffing important games in December. They’ll end up at 8-8 again but will be playing the Jags and Titans in December with a winning record. They will lose those games but you have to start somewhere right? Might be the best last place team in football.

Impact Rookie : Maybe Steve Slaton. I don’t know if he’s motivated enough. I can see Antwaun Molden getting some play at corner. Especially with Dunta down and out.
Record : 8-8

AFC WEST

San Diego Chargers : “Cakewalk”
AFC version of the Patriots. Absolute cakewalk of a division. Merriman is opting to play, Chargers brass will be holding their breath every snap hoping he doesn’t ruin his career. If I weren’t high on the Jags and if Norv Turner wasn’t such a pushover I’d pick them to win the Super Bowl.

Impact Rookie : Not sure here but Jacob Hester runs hard. He might get some play.
Record : 12-4 (AFC West Champions)

Denver Broncos : “4 RB’s”
Champ Bailey has been worth the money. Dude has 24 INT’s since 2004, the most in the league in that span. Too bad he can’t play WR. Cutler has one weapon and that one weapon sometimes is a knucklehead. This division is awful though so the Broncos got that going for them. Last year was a rough one for Coach Shanahan, his first losing season in his tenure. They barely get over the an even record this year. Not enough talent on this roster.

Impact Rookie : Easily Ryan Clady, starting tackle for the next 10 years.
Record : 9-7

Oakland Raiders : “JaMarcus’s Team Now”
Jamarcus Russel gets his full year. Let’s see what he’s about. He’ll get tested early with 3 divisional games in September with a trip cross country to Buffalo in between. If this team gets more then 5 wins it will be a success (fucking John Clayton is nuts, talking about being 6-6 or 7-5 in December, wft?).

Impact Rookie : Darren McFadden, uh duh.
Record : 5-11

Kansas City Cheifs : “At least their draft was good”
Herm gets one more year after this 2-14 debacle. Peterson knows though, he helped blow this thing up for the sake of a strong 2009 team. This year will be Brodie Croyle’s chance to show the Cheifs he’s their guy.

Impact Rookie : Glenn Dorsey, Jamaal Charles, Brandon Albert….lots of young cornerstones.
Record : 2-14

NFC EAST

Dallas Cowboys : “Jessica Simpson is impeding your progress Tony”
They had 13 pro-bowlers last season and they are all back this season. What can I say the team is loaded. I wouldn’t hand them the NFC Championship here in this column but I obsiously wouldn’t be shocked if they got there. I’ll tell you what. If they fail to win playoff game, again, with that talent…..I don’t know what Jerry Jones would do but I’m openly rooting for that to happen. And when it’s all about the postseason, the pressure gets so big sometimes it defeats you before the whistle blows.

Impact Rookie : He’s electric. Boogie oogie oogie. Felix Jones.
Record : 13-3 (NFC EAST CHAMPION)

Giants : “This one’s for you Osi”
But serious how do you question a team that did what they did last year? Your going to believe Donovan McNabb? They have 8 tough games on the schedule which means they have 8 very winnable games on that same schedule. Now, since the Giants have a penchant for beating very good teams and losing to subpar teams I’ll let the Cowboys win the division by a 3 spot. This year the Giants will most likely bow out of the playoffs during the divisional round. And I’m totally ok with this. For two reasons, one they are the defending champs which was achieved in a unbelievable type way, and two I’ll win my bet with Keef.

Impact Rookie : Wallace Gilberry, with the loss of OSI, the depth is going to be used a lot more then planned and Wallace is an intriguing prospect at DE.
Record : 10-6

Philadelphia Eagles “Cuz McNabb said so”
Isn’t this like the 3rd year McNabb is popping off shit like “everybody better watch out for us”. Remember in Scarface, when Tony comes back from his meeting with Sosa sans Omar and Frank Lopez says to him “You want to me to believe that Omar was a stoolie cuz SOSA SAID SO!”. The similarity is I’m supposed to believe the Eagles are going to win the division because McNabb said so? Now I’m not saying they aren’t a threat to sneak into the playoffs at 9-7, I’m just saying they ain’t winning this division. Especially with the questions surrounding that offensive line and McNabb’s mobility.

Impact Rookie : DeSean Jackson, WR should help out in the return game early and often.
Record : 9-7

Washington Redskins : “The division is just one step ahead”
Redskins are a good football team. And in more cases then none they are always the best 8-8 team in the league. This year with all the offensive changes coupled with the fact that Campbell is still a bit young and raw I don’t see the Skins competing to win the division. They might be in the playoff hunt in the latter part of November but the Jim Zorn changes I don’t think will yield results until next year.

Impact Rookie : Fred Davis, USC. Injuries to Devin Thomas and Malcolm Kelly may have stunted their growth. Fred Davis is a big target who can catch just about anything in his zip code.
Record : 7-9

NFC North

Green Bay Packers : “Long wait in the Green Room now this”
Talk about resilient. Rodgers has been threw some shit man. Honestly I didn’t know who to pick in this division. But in the end the Pack return most of last years starters from a very good team. The Vikings are strong and everyone else’s pick to win the division but at this stage of the game Aaron Rodgers >>>> Tavarias Jackson.

Impact Rookie : No rookies on this team will make an impact, closest one I can see via injury would be Brian Brohm, QB.
Record : 10-6

Minnesota Vikings : “Year 2 of All Day”
All day might win the MVP. For real. And the defense is stifling. But Tavarias Jackson has some major defenses to go up against this year as the NFC North plays the NFC South. Either way they end up going in the right direction for 2009.

Impact Rookie : Will John David Booty get some run this year?
Record : 9-7

Bears : “Orton’s town now”
I changed my mind on this team several times. I had them winning the division, I had them being 3-13. And now I’ll just put them at 8-8. Safe. I’m a pussy. See the defense and special teams is sick but you want me to believe Kyle Orton is the answer? With no threat at WR and a rookie running back? Dude. Cmon.

Impact Rookie : Matt Forte.
Record : 8-8

Detroit Lions “No preview needed”
www.FireMattMillen.com

Impact Rookie : Kevin Smith, straight burner.
Record : 6-10

NFC South

New Orleans Saints : “Decent, just be decent”
O is loaded son. Straight butter as Talent would say. If the defense can be decent this team will end up in Tampa playing the Jags. Sean Payton was masturbating on the playbook when they traded for Shockey. That fool (owner) is going to be dancing on the 50 yard line with that silly umbrella this year. Hopefully Deuce can recover from the his 2nd or 3rd knee surgery to help Mr. Khardashian. Check out their schedule, it’s pretty easy.

Impact Rookie : Robert Meachem, WR. Take advantage of Brees son. He throws strikes.
Record : 13-3 (NFC South division winner)

Carolina Panthers : “They’re bbbaaaaaaaackkkk”
Hey it’s the Saints party but the Panthers get in as a wild card after sitting the past couple of years out. Delhomme will manage every game like it’s his last cuz it might be and they have some solid running backs. Peppers, yes Julius, will rebound from his awful 2007 campaign and tally 14 sacks. They open up @ San Diego but after that only face 2 teams that I can see causing them a problem until a BYE week. After that they get Oak and Det so they should be straight come Thanksgiving for a playoff run.

Impact Rookie : Jonathan Stewart, RB…big and fast. TWSS
Record : 11-5

Tampa Bay Buccaneers : “Back to back winning seasons? Nonsense”
He never goes back to back. And they are old. Old = injuries. They’ll be in some games, won’t be blown out often but I can’t see this team winning more than 6 games.
Impact Rookie : Aqib Talib, CB and learning from Ronde isn’t bad.
Record : 6-10

Atlanta Falcons : "Vick gets out soon?"
Man what a bad year but shit could you have blamed anyone for mailing it in week 1 after what happened with Vick. They hired some guy named, some assistant who apparentely is a disciplanarian. Not sure this is going to work but they had a nice draft and have some decent fans which is saying much for a professional team in Atlanta. Baby steps people. Michael Turner, prove your not a 2nd string guy.

Impact Rookie : "The Franchise", Matt Ryan, QB.
Record : 4-12

NFC WEST

Seattle Seahawks : “If the Pats were in this division they’d win with Cassel”
Jesus this division gets worse every year. Hasselback and company can with this thing with Mo Morris RB, Curly Lambeau WR and a flabby Larry Holmes at QB if they needed to. The defense just needs to coast until January to go far.

Impact Rookie : John Carlson who unlike Jerramy Stevens will catch every ball instead of every other ball.
Record : 12-4

St. Louis Rams : “Gateway to the suck”
At least 8-8 isn’t 3-13. A team can’t have more injuries than the 2007 Rams did so you have to expect a bounceback. I hate the week 2 pre-season injuries though. I still don’t think they’ll be that bad, SJAX can carry them in some games I am sure of that.

Impact Rookie : Chris Long, obviously.
Record : 8-8

San Francisco 49ERS : “J.T., really, you’re an adult now, please choose a first name”
Poor Alex Smith. He lost his job to a 12 year old boy named J.T. Don’t diss J.T though, despite the name I think Mike Nolan is right. This kid can ball. The defense is legit so if JT can put up 14-20 points a game I think they get some wins. Problem is the schedule is rough. Mike Martz will help.

Impact Rookie : Hard to pick one here so I’ll give you a no one and hope to hit gold. WR Cam Colvin, kid from Oregon.
Record : 7-9

Arizona Cardinals : “Everyone is picking them second, again”
Fuck the Cardinals. They are always a beacon of disappointment. Boldin is causing a stink, Edge sucks, Whizzanator seems over his head at times, and Warner is one shot away from being paralyzed. His backup is supposedly the QB of the future but can’t hold the job down and his team hates them. None of this is conducive to winning football games. Especially when your playing the NFC EAST this year.

Impact Rookie : Tim Hightower, already surpassing the disappointing JJ Arrington.
Record : 5-11



AFC playoff teams:
Pats, Steelers, Colts, Chargers
Wild Card teams : Jags, Titans

Jags over Steelers 31-17
Garrard, 17-24 181 yards, 2 TD’s, 1INT
Jones-Drew 156 all purpose yards, 2 TD’s

Titans over Chargers 17-14
Ron Bironas 48 yarder at the gun
Vince Young 8-15, 156 yards, 2 Rush TD’s (0) turnovers!!!!

Jags over Colts 28-24
Garrard 14-20, 148 yards 1PATD, 1 Rush TD
Jones-Drew 18 carries for 131 yards, 1 punt return TD
Fred Taylor 16 carries for 97 yards, 1 TD

Pats over Titans 20-10
Wes Welker, 12 catches 144 yards
Brady 25-40, 259 yards 2 TD’s
Vince Young 11-24, 99 yards 2 INT’s

Jags over Pats 27-20
Garrard 29-39, 291 yards 2 TD’s
Brady 34-56, 341 yards 1 TD
Mike Peterson, 12 yard INT return

JAGS AFC Champions!


NFC Playoff Teams:
Cowboys, Packers, Saints, Seahawks
Wild Card teams : Giants, Panthers

Giants over Seahawks (payback from 06) 24-17
Manning 17-29, 201 yards 1 TD
Jacobs/Bradshaw combine for 197 yards, 1 TD
Aaron Ross, 58 yard INT return

Panthers over Packers 18-14
Julius Peppers 31 Yard Fumble Recovery, TD
Delhomme 17-21, 205 yards 1 TD
Rodgers, 25-39, 254 yards 1 TD, 1 INT

Saints over Giants 24-20
Brees 24-31, 255 yards 2 TD’s, 1 INT
Manning 22-37 233 yards 1 TD, 1 INT
Jacobs 21 carries 122 yards, 1 TD, 1 lost fumble
Shockey, DNP broken toe (week 12)

Cowboys over Panthers 35-14
Romo 25-35 355 yards, 3 TD’s
Marion Barber 15 carries 111 yards 1 TD
Jake Delhomme, sacked 8 times, 2 lost fumbles
(left game early 4th quarter, broken hand)

Saints over Cowboys 38-27
Brees 29-41 404 yards 4 TD’s, 1 INT
Romo 22-40 301 yards 2 TD’s, 2 INT’s
Shockey returns in action, 4 catches 31 yards
Colston 8 catches 144 yards, 1 TD

Saints NFC CHAMPIONS!!!!

SUPER BOWL
Tampa Bay, Florida


JAGS OVER SAINTS, 31-21
Garrard 19-24 204 yards, 6 rushes for 59 yards 2 PATD’s (MVP)
Jones-Drew, opening kickoff 99 yards for a TD
Fred Taylor 13 carries 121 yards, 2 TD’s
Brees 29-44 321 yards 2 TD’s, 1 INT, 1 lost fumble
Bush 12 carries, 159 yards, TD, 1 lost fumble

JAGS ARE THE CHAMPS!

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Beth said...

EP, I know they're going to suck this year, but still, did you leave the Falcons out on purpose?

blue said...

Great Post

blue said...

i like the pick of Terrence Wheatley for impact rookie for the pats....he was a playmaker at CU, he may not have the best measurables but kid can ball, that's for sure

El Padrino said...

nope, just wanted tits to grace the first comment, atl there now....

blue said...

my favorite HDH line

"And in more cases then none they are always the best 8-8 team in the league"


more cases then none....awesome

El Padrino said...

:chest pound: blue

yeah you know the pats too, that kid will endup making a huge 4th qtr. int sometime this season

El Padrino said...

that is hdh

not as HDH as Barack's desore to be president though

steve your boy had no substance to the speech, it was like one of keef's sandwhices, all bread no meat

El Padrino said...

and i did not spellcheck

blue said...

mccain is gonna pick that crazy governor chick from Alaska to be his VP.

El Padrino said...

i just hope he doesnt pick Romney

blue said...

no chance

tem said...

he's gonna pick oprah.

blue said...

mccain hates mormons

tem said...

i did not read the preview yet.

too busy. need to block off about 30 minutes.

tem said...

i am gonna put it in the men's bathroom and then people will read it and be edumacated by el pad.

tem said...

"mccain hates mormons"

because he didn't think of it first.

blue said...

i quit reading the preview after the AFC, because really the AFC is all that matters.

El Padrino said...

smarmy west coaster

El Padrino said...

that's funny tem
your office will be smarter

El Padrino said...

shitty college games last night

El Padrino said...

and NC State is terrible

tem said...

"your office will be smarter"

we can't get dumber

blue said...

stanford/oregon state game ended up being good....until the OSU guy fucked up.

tem said...

NC State is the worse.

USC wanted to lose that game, but NC State said "no thanks, you go ahead and win"

El Padrino said...

Iowa, party city USA

El Padrino said...

omg blue is right
mccain is finished

i concede

a woman governor from Alaska!??

WHAT

THE

FUCK

El Padrino said...

great, now we'll have a muslim president

i hope everyone is happy

El Padrino said...

i'm loading up on ammo, knives and stabbing weapons

i aint going out like that

El Padrino said...

"Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, a self-styled "hockey mom" who has only been governor for a little over a year, is GOP Presidential candidate John McCain's choice for Vice President, CNBC has learned."

i dont believe this

El Padrino said...

fuck you steve/rev

i hope your happy
i dont want to see either of tyou complaining when mexico becomes our 51st state or when we get bombed on our own soil

El Padrino said...

dems no nothing about national security

El Padrino said...

no is hdh

El Padrino said...

women crying in the audience last night was over the top

i wanna puke

H said...

morning kids

blue said...

"women crying in the audience last night was over the top"

Oprah said she "cried her fake eyelashes off"

El Padrino said...

i wish oprah's mother aborted her

blue said...

that's kinda harsh

El Padrino said...

no it aint

I hate oprah will all my heart.

El Padrino said...

Oprah eating a subway sandwhich would just put me through the roof.

blue said...

Oprah eating a subway sandwich at Olive Garden

blue said...

so this chick who is gonna be McCain's VP is an Idaho Alum....vandals

blue said...

i need to make my college picks

paula pierce has a vagina said...

if mccain really does pick that chick, he's showboating.

tem said...

what a terrible VP pick

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"According to Miami radio station 790 The Ticket, which is in Johnson’s hometown, the receiver has legally changed his last name to “Ocho Cinco.” Johnson’s — sorry — Ocho Cinco’s reported name change has been rumored in NFL circles for weeks, and according to the station today, it’s official."

more insane than ever, the bengals really should have traded him

blue said...

i work in an office full of women...and even they are questioning his tactics

my first thought, the chick should be offended because it's a very sexist move. Unless he really thinks that she's the most qualified person to be Vice President

tem said...

"Unless he really thinks that she's the most qualified person to be Vice President"

if he thinks this then he is crazy.

tem said...

"Ocho Cinco"

marvin lewis should make him change his number to 86.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

some UFC fighter changed his name to 'war machine' also so he wouldnt get sued for using it as a nickname

tem said...

he'll just have "Cinco" on his back.

tem said...

Unless he changed his name to Chad Ocho-Cinco.


Then he would have Ocho-Cinco on his back.

tem said...

i should change my name to tem.

tem said...

maybe mccain thought he had to have sex with his running mate?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

he changed his last name to 'ocho cinco' so he is chad ocho-cinco

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction"

bwahahhaha, we all need to go to rehab, wft

tem said...

chad ocho-cinco is funny.

El Padrino said...

i just came back from beer run

NS

bossman threw me a $20 and said get some beer, i ordered pizza for 1230, fuck it no one is here today we are going to kick back and enjoy the last friday of summer

if he wasnt a man i'd tongue kiss this person right now

El Padrino said...

"bwahahhaha, we all need to go to rehab, wft"

mike douglas a couple of years back too

wft

Keith S said...

"then to Brady’s hometown in San Fran"

Hilarity

Keith S said...

"AFC version of the Patriots."

The Chargers are also in the AFC

El Padrino said...

good point

El Padrino said...

i love you and hate you at the same time

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"bossman threw me a $20 and said get some beer, i ordered pizza for 1230, fuck it no one is here today we are going to kick back and enjoy the last friday of summer

if he wasnt a man i'd tongue kiss this person right now"

something tells me it wont be this fun at the french place

isiah thomas said...

very nice EP, haven't read it, but it looks solid, thanks for taking the time to put this together.

I've got you clocked around 9 scrolls.

Keith S said...

Just to be an as., EP, the overall record of your predictions is 278-234

tem said...

i don't know they might send him out for wine and croissants.

El Padrino said...

something tells me it wont be this fun at the french place

4 realz

El Padrino said...

thanks zeker

tem said...

keith is and as.

El Padrino said...

really keef?

Keith S said...

Why not us just clinched the division




s

El Padrino said...

gustav gonna body slam n'awlins

El Padrino said...

I prefer the elevator to the Stairs

El Padrino said...

Becks and Brooklyn Lager

right





NOW!

El Padrino said...

see what i did here:

"Mo Morris RB, Curly Lambeau WR and a flabby Larry Holmes"

tem said...

espn.com has the worse douche writers.

Keith S said...

Sammy Kershaw sent back down to AAA again

tem said...

by the by i would have given up delhomme or rivers for jones in the espn league.

El Padrino said...

nationals beat the dodgers up

yikes

tem said...

meeting time.

isiah thomas said...

steve your boy had no substance to the speech, it was like one of keef's sandwhices, all bread no meat


seriously, we get it Osama, the republicans are the root of all evil, they fucked everything up, they are the anti-christ, you'll do it better, change!

BUT HOW WILL YOU DO IT???

couldn't watch that shit last night, he never says what he's about.

isiah thomas said...

if I don't see Mclain picked a chick then it didn't happen.

El Padrino said...

actually starting to come around on this woman

she is a lifelong member of the NRA

El Padrino said...

but really McCain dies in office which is likely then this woman is going to be president

and that's just acceptable

isiah thomas said...

he shoulda picked Hillary Clin-ton.

isiah thomas said...

the parts of Osama's speech I watched, I did see myself thinking "eh if he's elected it's alright".

I don't get how he plans on lowering taxes on 95% of the tax base but he's going to increase spending - parts I saw he said increase teachers salaries.

not sure if Osama gets how the economy works. *insert GWB joke here

El Padrino said...

*un-acceptable

damn beer already

Tyler said...

Solid nine-scroller effort El P. Nicely done.

isiah thomas said...

when we get attacked during his presidency his solution will be to ax the terrorist to play nice.

ns

El Padrino said...

funny thing is zeke

bush didnt fuck up the economy like everyone thinks he did, it actually prospered to unbelievable heights leading up to 2006 when the Fed kept fucking with the rates

then the subprime mortgage crisis wnet down and blew everything to hell

El Padrino said...

thanks T

El Padrino said...

"when we get attacked during his presidency his solution will be to ax the terrorist to play nice.

ns"

word to your mother

rev i dont wanna hear your shit when this happens

El Padrino said...

he's all hat and no cattle

Keith S said...

Terrorism is inevitable, so we should just relax and enjoy it.

Tyler said...

I think the Jags will give the Colts a run for their money for that AFC South title. Peyton is coming off surgery, Jeff Saturday is out at least six weeks, Marvin doesn't look too good. If the Jags can remain healthy and if their receiving crew can step up, I think they have a shot at topping the Colts.

El Padrino said...

I (pause)

will (pause)

make sure the lives of the middle class (pause)

are better (pause)

because I (pause)

want myyyyyy daughters (pause)

to have (pause)

the same (pause)

opportunities (pause).



yeah, solid speech

El Padrino said...

"I think the Jags will give the Colts a run for their money for that AFC South title. Peyton is coming off surgery, Jeff Saturday is out at least six weeks, Marvin doesn't look too good. If the Jags can remain healthy and if their receiving crew can step up, I think they have a shot at topping the Colts."

maybe right, super bowl bound too

El Padrino said...

first of all his daughters are NOT middle class because it's obvious this guy is set for life money-wise win lose or draw...

at least mccain is like dude really, i'm piss $100 bills and have no clue how many houses i own

Keith S said...

"yeah, solid speech"

As opposed to answering every question with "I was a P.O.W. for 5 years"

El Padrino said...

obamer dont know war
he dont know pain
he dont know daily beatings

isiah thomas said...

then the subprime mortgage crisis wnet down and blew everything to hell

EP don't give the facts to the Dems it spoils their fun.

isiah thomas said...

I just want to know what Osama is about, I already know the republicans fucked everything up.

Tell us your plan.

isiah thomas said...

re-read that Op-Ed piece I posted yesterday, it was good, re: Osama.

thought it was well thought and presented good analysis.

isiah thomas said...

EP - not sure if you saw my comments on Rev's blog.

holy fuck his post was mind bottling.

isiah thomas said...

and the crying women in the crowd was rigoddamn diculous, whoever said that was right.

isiah thomas said...

and there is something wrong with Osama's wife's mouth area - looked swollen or something.

isiah thomas said...

and I'm not trying to clown her but they kept cutting to her every 30 seconds - and I only peeped game on about 10 mins of the speech.

blue said...

i wish that EP would have gone and bought a bunch of 40's for the office..

isiah thomas said...

and Glass Joe's wife (Joe Biden's wife) looked like a milf - but she had a "man I've got to piss like a racezorse" look on her face.

isiah thomas said...

40's and blunts kid

El Padrino said...

blue i got a sixer and two 24 OZ bottles

close enough

Jugdish said...

It was nice to see Rev tackle all the big issues in his political post.

El Padrino said...

keef

Jugdish said...

Rev is Osama wins -------------->

Jugdish said...

is = if

isiah thomas said...

fucking storm here last night was crazy, you

isiah thomas said...

Rev is Osama wins -------------->

goddman pics are still not showing up, except beth's.

Keith S said...

"keef"

I'd get it if it was the gray vest

isiah thomas said...

Keef - asu dome destroyed

ha-ha

Keith S said...

"fucking storm here last night was crazy, you"

Never seen lightning like that, ever

Keith S said...

"Keef - asu dome destroyed"

That's karma. They've practiced up at Camp Tontozona for the last 30+ years, and moved to the new practice facility this year.

blue said...

politicians never tell you how they're going to fix things...because they don't know...and they aren't the ones who fucking fix anything.

president is a figure head, a spokesperson for the US

blue said...

That's Karma...Dennis Erickson...fuck him

isiah thomas said...

Never seen lightning like that, ever

damn, I shoulda looked outside.

thunder was setting off car alarms and making my fucking apt rattle.

Keith S said...

fuck you

isiah thomas said...

president is a figure head, a spokesperson for the US

then you're saying that democrats are retarded then bc Osama and his followers are blaming Bush for everything.

Keith S said...

"damn, I shoulda looked outside.

thunder was setting off car alarms and making my fucking apt rattle."

Not sure how it was in S-dizzle, but out east, the sky was lit up all night.

Keith S said...

Everyone is blaming Bush

El Padrino said...

human nature

they are all fools

El Padrino said...

if bush takes the fall for the economy and bankrupcies and oil and the iraq war then Bill Clinton deserves the rap for 9/11

El Padrino said...

his overall Pussy-ness led to the vulnerlibility of the country

and he's a fucking slob southern pig

isiah thomas said...

Bill Clinton deserves the rap for 9/11


didn't Osama (the real one) attack the towers under Clin-ton's watch first?

he was too busy getting bj's from a sloppy st. bernard to care.

thanks Bill.

isiah thomas said...

and everything was great under Bill's watch bc Al Gore created the internets.

lock-box.

Jugdish said...

Rev just likes Osama because he sounds like The Rock.

isiah thomas said...

I read something on cnn.com last night about how Al Gore was still complaining about the election 8 yrs ago.

let it go bruh, you lost.

I think there is a snowy owl somewhere that needs saving, do work.

Jugdish said...

Dem's say this Eskimo chick could be bad. Face it, the VP doesn't really do anything and McCain isn't dying anytime soon. I know he is old, but his mom is like 95 and his dad is still alive...he's got the genes.

isiah thomas said...

Lou Holth last night made reference to his mom still being alive.

Since Holth is 98, his mom has to be 128. That deserves a golf clap.

isiah thomas said...

Lou Holth new "doctor" segment is hook da hook.

so much slober coming out of him.

Jugdish said...

Holtz is mostly machine now.

El Padrino said...

"didn't Osama (the real one) attack the towers under Clin-ton's watch first?

he was too busy getting bj's from a sloppy st. bernard to care.

thanks Bill."


yes and when the SAME ORGANIZATION attacked, ATTACKED the USS Cole in Yemen he dropped a few bombs in the mountains where nobody lived

Thank Bill.

El Padrino said...

Holth tried to say "opporunistic" last night, failed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey scumbag, Bubba Franks is on the Jets. I'm pretty sure Bert knows him.

El Padrino said...

*opportunistic

Jugdish said...

re: chick crying

Are you sure they were happy tears? Maybe reality set in. In that case maybe it wasn't too far fetched.

isiah thomas said...

"opporunistic"

works when referring to Holth

El Padrino said...

"Hey scumbag, Bubba Franks is on the Jets. I'm pretty sure Bert knows him."

bubba franks?
what is he in charge of, fresh soap in the showers

Jugdish said...

Biden said this:

"As we gather here tonight, our country is less secure and more isolated than at any time in recent history. The Bush-McCain foreign policy has dug us into a very deep hole, with very few friends to help us climb out,"

My ass Biden.

isiah thomas said...

few friends?

shit goes down in the world the U Ess and Ay always get the first call to bail people out.

Jugdish said...

and how are we less secure now than when Clinton ran the show?

isiah thomas said...

there's a chick across the hall who has been constantly playing that one song "IIIIII wanna soak up the sunnnnn, gonna tell everyonnnnne......" and singing along.

she did this yesterday also.

isiah thomas said...

I saw enough of Biden's wife that I'd like to see more. Hopefully that wasn't false advertising.

Jugdish said...

You should sing..."Iiiiiii wanna load up my gun...gonna shoot everyonnnnne...." loud enough to where she can hear it.

isiah thomas said...

I wanna hear a politician say this, "in the immortal words of Snoop Dogg, I treat another country like 7-Up....I never have, I never will"

isiah thomas said...

You should sing..."Iiiiiii wanna load up my gun...gonna shoot everyonnnnne...." loud enough to where she can hear it.



HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

had to cough-laugh this one out.

Jugdish said...

I like how the Clinton's have been bashing Obama over the last few months, suddenly they think he can lead the country. Hilary practically said she would rather vote for McCain than Obama during her campaign.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

holthsc said he was interested in the tenneshee/u-she-l-a game. i've never heard of either school

isiah thomas said...

Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr.

"robinette"

wft

blessed be

isiah thomas said...

born in Scranton, PA.

I'm sure he likes Pizza by Alfredo's better.

El Padrino said...

"she did this yesterday also."

terminate her

isiah thomas said...

if Osama wins then him and Robinette can pull a Chappelle Show wife swap.

El Padrino said...

yeah she dogged obamer
now she'll vote for him

she makes me sick too

El Padrino said...

so far of the pics i've seen of this woman I'd def bust a nut on her glasses

El Padrino said...

she has the business suit/glasses/hair in a bun look going on

El Padrino said...

blessed be Sarah Palin

El Padrino said...

"She played the championship game despite a stress fracture in her ankle, hitting a critical free throw in the last seconds"

oh no bitch didnt go all willis reed on our ass

Jugdish said...

Some pics of her don't look so good...like that chick in Seinfeld that looked bad in certain lighting. The two face

El Padrino said...

spray those glasses Jug

Jugdish said...

She had the nickname Sarah Barracuda...that's pretty cool.

Jugdish said...

In 1984, after winning the Miss Wasilla contest earlier that year, Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant[7] which won her a scholarship to help pay her way through college.[5] In the Wasilla pageant, she played the flute and also won Miss Congeniality.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm sure he likes Pizza by Alfredo's better."


Alfredo's Pizza is the better

El Padrino said...

Yazz flute?

Steve said...

Mccain's Running Mate, Sarah Palin. I'd Do Her

Steve said...

I might even change my vote.

El Padrino said...

japan is dumb

El Padrino said...

i wish this was rev

El Padrino said...

that was some wall

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

Lou Brock of the St. Louis Cardinals swiped a pair of bases in a game at San Diego and brought his career total to 893 stolen bases, surpassing Ty Cobb as the alltime leader

JFreak said...

kid falling is hilarity.

Keith S said...

"I like how the Clinton's have been bashing Obama over the last few months, suddenly they think he can lead the country. Hilary practically said she would rather vote for McCain than Obama during her campaign."

Doesn't that happen in any campaign? Make your opponent look like trash until it over, then you can be buddy-buddy

Keith S said...

I wonder if he flopped onto the operating table

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have no material today. I have yet to read the post. Maybe I'll do that.

tem said...

"Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant[7]"

out of 2 contestants.

tem said...

"politicians never tell you how they're going to fix things...because they don't know...and they aren't the ones who fucking fix anything."

bingo.

politicians are the worse.

if they were the better they'd be doing something else with their lives.

the worse people become politicians because they suck at real things.

tem said...

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Keith S said...

Is that a wall or a tower?

El Padrino said...

2 big walls

El Padrino said...

keef you like marvinl ewis?

El Padrino said...

iam would love the det preview

El Padrino said...

picks are in for everyone!?

El Padrino said...

OH

IO!

OH

IO!

paula pierce has a vagina said...

millen has it made

El Padrino said...

I'm guido dancing in the middle of the ring

El Padrino said...

he's at the 30

El Padrino said...

the 40

El Padrino said...

the 50

breaks a tackle!!

El Padrino said...

40 only the kicker to beat!!

El Padrino said...

30!

El Padrino said...

20!

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i didnt sign up for anything, what date was the post with all the passwords, was it this week or last week

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