Friday, August 01, 2008

Cut it out

Just to note, over 1200 home runs were traded yesterday. I haven't found a Boston fan that is happy about this trade. H is faking the funk. He can't be happy about it. I for one am estatic. Maybe Papelbon will die soon and then we can all throw a Boston Sports Is Dead party.

Griffey in center. It's like I woke up and it's 1995 again. All that's missing is a wicked peachfuzz mustache, my beeper and a Sony Walkman with a Wu-Tang tape in it.

Word is Edmonds and Griffey are going to battle each other for intergalactic old fuck in center.

Now the focus as shifted to renting a RV and driving to Baltimore for the weekend. No hotel, no flight. Ravens/Raiders Oct 26th. It's possible. It's now a 4 team race.

Dark Knight this weekend. This weekend baby. Wish me luck.

Go ahead Mr. Wendall.

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Just Teasing
Dolphins +12 over Jets
Colts-3 over Texans
Saints +4 over Chargers

Last week was non-contact drills. Today we put the pads on, as you can probably tell. Next week starts two-a-days.

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blue said...

and we're back

limited edition

but good to be back in the saddle

tem said...

donut lady just arrived.

her description of the accident included the phrases:

"it was all his fault"

"i was making a u turn in the middle of the road"

"if he was paying attention he'd had seen me in his lane"

tem said...

how's the new job so far blue?

tem said...

i recall something about it being you and 10 hot chicks in the office.

tem said...

maybe they will pose for a pac 10 poon pic.

tem said...

i don't mind talking to myself again.

tem said...

so nice i'm posting it twice:

the lady that brings in the donuts was in a car wreck:

tem: where's the donuts?

office manager: sally was in a wreck on her way here so she'll be a little late.

tem: is she ok?

office manager: yes.

tem: are the donuts ok?

office manager: yes.

tem: was the wreck close by? can i walk and go get the donuts?

office manager: no.

tem: so i'd have to drive?

office manager: yeah i guess.

tem: so did she hit someone or the other way around?

office manager: some guy hit her.

tem: was he after the donuts?

tem said...

my morning run was in the rerun phase of things.

tem said...

maybe it will go into syndication and i'll just start posting things from past morning dominations.

tem said...

SJAX is holding out? I didn't know that. Sounds not nice.

H said...

"H is faking the funk. He can't be happy about it."

no, H is happy with it

H said...

the sox may have given up too much, but i think in the end it was the right move.

tem said...

H doesn't like cancers.

he even hates skin cancer, which isn't even real cancer.

H said...

Manny out in So Cal with all the smarmy west coasters. Should be phun..

tem said...

tyler is a dodgers fan right?

he'll learn to love manny.

El Padrino said...

your the only one H, the only one

blue said...

manny and andruw jones


solid combo


new job is pretty good. Just me and a bunch of chicks...most are at least a 7..a few not though

tem said...

you work with 7yr olds?

blue said...

cumfast is happy about the trade i'm sure.

jason bay was the missing link

tem said...

oh at least "a 7"

read it as "at least 7"

blue said...

"you work with 7yr olds?"

pretty much

tem said...

gas was like 3.59 here yesterday.

blue said...

the chick i'm sharing an office with though right now, is pregnant with twins.

fun times

luckily she's cool

tem said...

blue is a controller for a day care place.

he hits on the moms.

tem said...

and the hike school workers.

tem said...

blue knocked a girl up already??

H said...

i was just reading all the ripping on cumfast at Sparty & Friends yesterday. I wonder if it is like that in his real life too?

H said...

I can only imagine him having a beer in a sports bar. He must get ripped to shreds

tem said...

of course it is.

tem said...

he does not have beer. he has white wine spritzers.

tem said...

what's the story about the mom who's daughter is "missing" and she is like partying?

wft?

El Padrino said...

i thought the new joint nazi'd blue

El Padrino said...

i hate the first and last days of each months

El Padrino said...

especially when they land on a friday

El Padrino said...

my boss is a red sock fan, he is just moping around, hates the deal

thinks sox are done for the next 86 years

H said...

"thinks sox are done for the next 86 years"

tell him he's a fucktard

blue said...

but the marlins got Arthur Rhodes.


awesome sign at the marlins game last night

"Where is Manny"

"It's OK, we got Rhodes"

Keith S said...

"the strikeout call was bogus and they had a right to be upset.

ozzie guillen is a prick."


Oh, so I guess that justifies throwing shit on the field.

El Padrino said...

"tell him he's a fucktard"

that would counter-productive to me earning a cash bonus at some point and keeping my job

he's right actually, sox wont be winning anything for awhile

El Padrino said...

Qzzie Gullien is awesome.

H said...

"he's right actually, sox wont be winning anything for awhile"

do I smell a wager?

tem said...

Qzzie is an as.

tem said...

el pad and h are gonna have an 86 year bet.

El Padrino said...

what do you think the sox are winning this year?

Keith S said...

Sox will win the right to go golfing in October

H said...

"what do you think the sox are winning this year?"

Sox win this year or next.

El Padrino said...

speaking of bets, freak, can i pay my pedro bet now

pretty obvious he wont win whatever it is we said (10+ ? )

El Padrino said...

"Sox win this year or next."

The World Series?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA

Your on sucker.

El Padrino said...

when they walk big papi for the second time in a close game and then jason bay grounds into a double play your going to hate yourself

Keith S said...

Turn yourself in, mize

H said...

"Your on sucker."

what's the bet? It's gotta be big. I'm saying pic/name change for a month and a case of the winner's favorite beer.

tem said...

random rifle shootings are not cool.

tem said...

1 month is not big.

zeke and i have like a 3 month bet. maybe 2. i don't remember.

El Padrino said...

"1 month is not big.

zeke and i have like a 3 month bet. maybe 2. i don't remember."

please advice?

El Padrino said...

fuck the name pic shit for a month, do it for a week

Case of Beer (check your shipping rules, i ahd a problem shipping it to TP)

classic boston/ny food delicacy

Sox dont win the world series this year or next.

Keith S said...

Michigan #24 in the AP poll? WFT?

Keith S said...

ND receiving 5 votes. WFT?

tem said...

i bet michigan would be .500 or below. he said the except opposite.

H said...

ok 2 months and beer. EP?

Keith S said...

What were you thinking, tem?

H said...

that works EP

H said...

what's your favorite beer, EP?

El Padrino said...

beer, ny/boston food staple, one week name pic change

deal?

tem said...

"What were you thinking, tem?"

well a name change isn't really the worst thing.

El Padrino said...

wow my favorite

i'm gonna need some time to think about that

that's like asking willy wonka what his favorite candy is

tem said...

plus i still think they will be 6-6 or worst.

El Padrino said...

"i bet michigan would be .500 or below. he said the except opposite."

your a loser.

Keith S said...

"well a name change isn't really the worst thing."

2 months is a long time w/o Undermaj

El Padrino said...

temloser

tem said...

8/30 Utah win
9/06 Miami (OH) win
9/13 @ Notre Dame lose
9/27 Wisconsin lose
10/04 Illinois lose
10/11 Toledo win
10/18 @ Penn State lose
10/25 Michigan State win
11/01 @ Purdue lose
11/08 @ Minnesota win
11/15 Northwestern win
11/22 @ Ohio State lose

those kind of results aren't out of the question. although i could see them beating ND for sure and Ill and Purdue, so i'm probably fucked, but whatever. 6-6 is possible.

Keith S said...

8-4 for UM

Keith S said...

Illinois will drop off this year w/o Mendenhall

tem said...

only problem is now that zeke is nazied he won't be on when i am on to make fun of me.

tem said...

i'm sticking with my 6-6 or worst prediction.

rich rod has no QB.

Keith S said...

Me & freak have a CFB bet for this year, too. But it's just a week bet

tem said...

and he is not good at tough games when he only has a week to prepare.

tem said...

plus el pad thinks i am going to lose the bet, so the odds just shifted into my favor.

Keith S said...

You keep tellin' yourself that

Keith S said...

tem thinking that UM won't win more than 6 is like freak thinking that ND will win 9+ games

El Padrino said...

tem i think i'm like 10-2 in bets on LOV, your going down, down, down

temloser's going down

NS

blue said...

i think tem's richrod hate has gotten in the way of him realizing that the big-11 is soft

even Iowa could win 7 games this year

H said...

deal EP.

now I gotta get some work done. Have a good weekend, all.

Keith S said...

IT'SSS FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

Keith S said...

Big 11 is weak

Keith S said...

"tem i think i'm like 10-2 in bets on LOV"

NFW

El Padrino said...

aiight H

freak, record this day, gonna need it october 2009

tem said...

tem thinking that UM won't win more then 6 is like freak thinking that ND will win 9+ games


*fixed

tem said...

"tem i think i'm like 10-2 in bets on LOV"

TP loss, freak pedro loss, countless losses to beth.

El Padrino said...

i beat beth twice, keef twice, you once, H twice, deke once..and i might be missing one or two

El Padrino said...

i beat rev once too

El Padrino said...

tp thing i just shipped him beer, he won a contest, no bet

tem said...

i lose pretty much every bet i make here

tem said...

point is you have lost more then twice.

tem said...

i bet beth alone has beaten you twice.

El Padrino said...

maybe 4 tops

El Padrino said...

winning recrod for sure

Keith S said...

My record is awful, but I did beat EP once.

tem said...

well if i win the bet it will be the better win of all time.

Keith S said...

Mills said...

iowa or wisc will win the big 10 championship this year.

iowa doesn't play mich or osu

August 1, 2007 2:24 PM


That was a fun day

tem said...

i need an insider ID for espn.

tem said...

indiana doesn't play michigan or osu.

they have a chance to win it.

tem said...

actually indiana should be OK this year.

well great for them.

7-5, 8-4, something like that.

tem said...

forgot the s on the indiana has a chance to win it comment.

Keith S said...

TDiLoVH also had talk about the Maj

tem said...

i miss TDiLH

tem said...

so valdosta GA beat out parkersburg WV for titletown USA?

WFT?

Tyler said...

Going to the Dodgers game tonight. GF works with a girl who's dating a guy who's family has season tickets. GF has them in hand. Section 8, Row C. I have never sat that close. This is going to be wicked awesome.

Tyler said...

See what I did there?

tem said...

you used the girl to get good seats.

excellent work.

tem said...

also make sure you say things like "wicked awesome" to manny. it'll make him feel like he is in Boston still.

he misses Boston's musk already.

Tyler said...

She asked me on Tuesday if I wanted to go, so we were going before the awesomeness happened yesterday.

tem said...

do you have to talk to the guy whose family has the tickets?

i hope he is cool and not a douchebag.

nothing ruins a game like going to it with a douchebag.

that's what all of cummy's friends say.

Tyler said...

In his first at-bat I am going to yell "C'mon Manny, hit one out to the cahs!"

Tyler said...

It's just me, GF, GF's friend, and the dude her friend is banging. So no family. He might be a douchebag though. I will report.

tem said...

i bet manny lets a fly ball fly over his head and tries to play it off the monster.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Sox win this year or next"

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHA
AHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHA
AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

wow

paula pierce has a vagina said...

was someone posting as H or did he really say that

tem said...

H said that.

H bets like I do....poorly.

El Padrino said...

he really said it, so i jumped on it

oct 2009, beer and clam chowda for me!

El Padrino said...

T that's wicked awesome bro
wear a shirt or make a sign that says

Dear Manny,

Sully Misses You

You'll so be on Sportscenter.

Tyler said...

I'd have to make a shirt. They don't allow signs at the Ravine.

El Padrino said...

dammit
too late for that then

unless you just paint it on

tem said...

no signs?

El Padrino said...

or know of an imaging place that can press it on today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fucking Time Warner cut my internet at 11:30 last night. Fuckers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I started the day with 3 straight errors.

tem said...

when were they supposed to cut it?

El Padrino said...

"I started the day with 3 straight errors."

ok Dan Uggla

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"when were they supposed to cut it?"

Saturday. Allegedly.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i beat beth twice, keef twice, you once, H twice, deke once..and i might be missing one or two"


And I know I got you at least once.

El Padrino said...

4 losses, is all i remember, not counting this freak one coming up

El Padrino said...

point being i have the best winning %

Keith S said...

"point being i have the best winning %"

Well are from NYC metro area

Keith S said...

*you are

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Keith finally pulled the plug on Cueto.

Congratualtions, Keith. Don't you feel a little liberated?

Keith S said...

Liberate this, retard

Keith S said...

Cueto had some good starts for me.

Keith S said...

Carolina Panthers cornerback Ken Lucas was carted off the field with an ice pack above his left eye Friday after a fight with teammate Steve Smith.


Awesome

Keith S said...

I guess Spurrier didn't vote for Duke this year. They don't have any votes in the coaches poll

paula pierce has a vagina said...

'when you see dis face, dat mean ima score a knockout'

Keith S said...

"'when you see dis face, dat mean ima score a knockout'"

I was waiting for that comment.

NS

El Padrino said...

nice

Keith S said...

I really hope Georgia doesn't get knocked off by the 'cocks before they come here

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Dear fictional character Rick O'Connell, you can't role your eyes about a magic knife"
-some mummy review

hook da hook

El Padrino said...

they wont keef, you'll get them undefeated

El Padrino said...

"La Velle E. Neal III of the Star Tribune reports, citing ’several people with knowledge of the situation,’ the Twins are expected to release RHP Livan Hernandez and promote LHP Francisco Liriano."

fucking sweet, now my pithcing will be brutal to face in the playoffs

Keith S said...

I picked up Liriano in my $$ league about a 2 weeks ago. About time they do something

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"fucking sweet, now my pithcing will be brutal to face in the playoffs"

sure it will

Tyler said...

Ah Cueto, I remember that liberating feeling I got when I dropped him about two months ago. Slowey is a good pick up.

Keith S said...

I have to make up 18 games in the last 5 weeks to make the playoffs. Jeezaloo

Keith S said...

This is the dude that got his head cut off on the omnibus

Keith S said...

110° today. Sweet. Only 3 more months of summer.

Keith S said...

wall, huh

El Padrino said...

"sure it will"

you know it!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm ordering an address stamp.

tem said...

some charity finally sent me free return address stickers.

now i can quit writing my address.

Keith S said...

"some charity finally sent me free return address stickers."

That's what I use, too

El Padrino said...

mailing letters still?

JFreak said...

Great paternity results reactions

tem said...

i mail about 6 letters / bills a month.

tem said...

random birfday cards and sorry your XXXXX died cards, my condo dues and my water bill.

Keith S said...

I figure I'll need the return address labels when I have to start paying alimony & child support.

El Padrino said...

oh

El Padrino said...

straigh cash homey

is on point today

tem said...

i thought you were going to get alimony from fmkeith?

tem said...

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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Walls suck.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a very nice headache right now.

tem said...

headaches suck

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The toothache is causing said headache

tem said...

that's a lot of above the neck pain.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

tell me about it

El Padrino said...

stop being a fag

El Padrino said...

pull the fucker like i said

Keith S said...

On this day in 1964...

"Big Daddy" Don Garlits became the first drag racer to break the 200 miles-per-hour barrier.


TP was holding the radar.

Keith S said...

"i thought you were going to get alimony from fmkeith?"

Well just in case...

Keith S said...

One can never be too prepared

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How am I being a fag?

Keith S said...

Either do something about it or stop whining.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oral surgery is expensive. I am poor.

Keith S said...

Don't you have dental coverage?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not whining. I just mentioned that I have a headache.

Keith S said...

Get a root canal, then a crown, and it'll be good as new

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Don't you have dental coverage?"

Fuck no.

Keith S said...

"I'm not whining. I just mentioned that I have a headache."

Potayto...potahto.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Get a root canal, then a crown, and it'll be good as new"

Its a wisdom tooth. Has to be extracted.

Keith S said...

"Fuck no."

Get it. It's cheap

Keith S said...

"Its a wisdom tooth. Has to be extracted."

Get dental coverage, get it pulled, drop dental coverage

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meh. I don't really care. I've dealt with it just fine for the past 4 years. No worries.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mark DeRosa is trash lately. WFT.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i draft deke in the LOV death pool

Keith S said...

I think he's already been drafted

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i will trade any of my picks/future picks to whoever drafted him, he's a definite lock to die very early:

morbid obesity - check
drinking - check
smoking -check
dental problems - check
hypertension - check

Keith S said...

Angry latina g/f - check

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fucking dudes on the side - check

Keith S said...

Watch the Cubs lose 2/3 to the Pirates now

Keith S said...

screw it

Keith S said...

since noone else will do it

Keith S said...

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