Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Closed Door

So I got into work today and everyone's office doors are closed. I must have missed something good yesterday. I closed mine just in case. Maybe there is a troll or something that wanders the halls and eats people if their door is open. Actually I doubt that is the case, but you never know. In any case I guess the closed door makes it look like I am really busy. Me pounding away on my keyboard helps that farce along as well. Of course accountants usually don't type this much, so I imagine most people are suspicious. I mean, what the heck could I be typing?

Olympic News: Go look somewhere else for that. Tem doesn't do the Olympics.

Baseball News: Ask Keith.

Football News: Ask El Pad or East Coast and Blue for West.

Soccer News: Ask Beth, she might like that stupid sport.

Basketball News: Ask Tyler or Spiff.

Other Questions: Ask Meiz, if he doesn't know the answer he can use his time masheen to go back in time.

First fan quote I have seen on the WWL that entertained me: "Chad Johnson raced a horse, Phelps should race a shark. ... it might give him some competition!" I would watch that. Only in hopes that the shark ate Phelps, but I'd watch it.

Tonight I am going to see an Advanced Screening of Tropic Thunder. My buddy got tickets to it somehow. He made it seem like it was difficult, but since he had like 30 of them, I am thinking that it was not difficult. Anyway, before I watch it I figured I better review it:

This movie is about some folks in Hawaii who get caught up in a storm. That's right, it's thunder in the tropics. We've had earthquake movies, ice age movies, tornado movies, now this is like a hurricane movie. They set it in Hawaii to avoid any tensions between the races. Nobody knows if Hawaiians are white or black, so nobody will call the movie racist.

Anyway, the tropic thunder hits the coast and all hell breaks lose. (We should add that to the list of can't miss movie/TV terms, it and "hilarity ensues" are first ballot hall of famers.) So yeah, all hell breaks lose and trees start falling on people and everyone is scared. But Mr. Myagi saves the day by running out and saving his arch nemesis. 40 years of hate are washed away with one heroic deed. But all was not solved because Daniel San must still fight some Asian looking dude so he can bang some Asian chick. Which is bullshit because you know he wouldn't have left Elizabeth Shue behind. Tapping Elizabeth Shue = heaven, seriously it would be hook da hook, but I digress.......So Daniel San fights the Asian dude, wins and everyone is happy.

Oh and the storm eventually blows over.

2.5 helmet stickers out of 5.

472 comments:

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Tyler said...

That only got 2.5 helmet stickers? Because your synopsis was pretty rad.

Tyler said...

A wall already?

Tyler said...

Well, I gotta get ready to sit in traffic.

Beth said...

So Tropic Thunder = Karate Kid IV?

Beth said...

And if I had an office door (if I had an office) I'd close it in support Tem.

(Not really, but it sounded good.)

Tyler said...

Big NBA news: Team USA plays Angola and the Pistons resign Walter Herrmann. Ok, that's not big news.

Tyler said...

(.)(.) McGee cock blocking my early morning z. Thanks.

tem said...

angola vs USA is a grudge match from when Barkley elbowed some tiny Angolian PF.

Tyler said...

Out.

tem said...

2.5 helmet stickers because of the Elizabeth Shue dis.

tem said...

Karate Kid IV had HIlary Swank or something didn't it? or was that 3?

Beth said...

"Karate Kid IV had HIlary Swank or something didn't it? or was that 3?"

I took a guess that there were 3, but whatever the next one would be, that's what Tropic Thunder sounds like it is.

tem said...

i think it just steals a little from karate kid.

it is a disaster movie at heart. not a karate movie.

El Padrino said...

The Mets have 20 blown saves this season, which is fourth-worst in the National League:

do you realize if the bullpen had blown just half of that number, the Mets would be in first place by eight games, and have the best record in the league and i dont care if it's a ustedcoulda woulda sob story

El Padrino said...

and that draft better be at night

tem said...

do you realize if (a HUGE if i know) the bullpen had blown just half of that number...


*fixed

tem said...

whilst sick yesterday i did some combat warring.

Beth said...

"The Mets have 20 blown saves this season, which is fourth-worst in the National League"

And do you realize if the Braves didn't have any injuries this season the above would be moot cause they'd be running away with the division?

El Padrino said...

yeah, i know
it just make sme upset beth

hold me

tem said...

and if the Pirates were a better team they'd be in first place.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Life Savers are delicious.

tem said...

i like sour patch kids best.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1984...

Carl Lewis duplicated Jesse Owens's feat by winning a fourth gold medal in track and field at the Los Angeles Summer Games

Keith S said...

I saw that one of the lemmings said this, which made me laugh...

"I was bummed the americans couldn't get a medal in the synchronized diving. That's a really cool event to watch, though."

tem said...

that lemming is super gay.

Keith S said...

How did the US only beat Angola by 21?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How did the US only beat Angola by 21?"

I was wondering the same thing.

Keith S said...

Hopefully iam is alright

Keith S said...

Gonna be a long day again, huh?

iammebeingme said...

"Park rangers later killed a bear matching the description of the one in the attack."

...yes sir, it looked like a.. uh, bear. it probably has like, blood n' shit on its face now too.

iammebeingme said...

fuck time changes, time zones and everything else that Emmitt Brown couldnt fix.

iammebeingme said...

i am bitter about the olympic coverage.

iammebeingme said...

and i also wanna stomp someones face just on general principle.

El Padrino said...

Madden Day

El Padrino said...

find a job yet

iammebeingme said...

temothy, i enjoyed your post.

Keith S said...

I have't played madden in a few years

El Padrino said...

georgia is getting their asses kicked

El Padrino said...

"I have't played madden in a few years"

add that to the Commie list Meiz

Keith S said...

I'm not against madden

Keith S said...

Just don't play vid-e-yo games as much as I should

iammebeingme said...

no, fuck jobs.

i was playin softball the other day though and some guys were like, oh well we work for Dale incase u want a job, i know theyre looking..

and then later another guy was like, well i know Dale is looking.. its sales, so let either of us know and we can set u up..

im like who the fuck is Dale? ive been here 2 weeks, u expect me to know who Dale is and that he owns a construction company or something?... wft (although at this point i was just nodding my head and saying 'ok thanks').

then i finally said so whats the job? and the guy said Dale... u know.. Dell Computers!

i swear. FUCKIN HILLBILLIES!

iammebeingme said...

i think ive played less than 10 minutes of madden/ncaa foosball in my life.

gimme Tecmo Super Bowl, bitch.

El Padrino said...

ahhahahaaa

dale

Keith S said...

So did you just up and moved to TN on a whim?

Keith S said...

*move

Keith S said...

Get a yob at Fedex. They're big in TN.

El Padrino said...

you should have moved here, ny has the best bums

iammebeingme said...

"So did you just up and moved to TN on a whim?"

siggy other got the real job.

Keith S said...

Yeah, they play for the Mets

iammebeingme said...

i almost moved to NYC right outta school.

ns

iammebeingme said...

lol ;-) @ keef

El Padrino said...

*Yeah, they pitch for the Mets

*fixed

El Padrino said...

"i almost moved to NYC right outta school.

ns"

Milk was a bad choice.

tem said...

hahahaahahahahha Dale Computers.


hilarious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No work tomorrow. I think I'm gonna be a pile.

tem said...

US took it easy on Angola. They felt bad for last time.

tem said...

i'll be telling the dale story to lots of folks today.

tem said...

i don't like madden that much.

it's alright.

El Padrino said...

i dont even know who you people are

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Anybody know how to get a tank of oxygen for cheap? I really want some.

tem said...

ncaa is better.

tem said...

steal it from an old person.

tem said...

if you are really feeling up to the task, switch out their oxygen for a tank of helium.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i dont even know who you people are"

Passing cone ruined it for me. Makes it way too hard for a drunk to play.


Although I like GM'ing & just watching/coaching games.

Keith S said...

mize has piles?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"steal it from an old person."

Ick. With those tubes those fuckers put up their nose? No way.

JFreak said...

Stop talking about passing cone.

It's not even in the game anymore.

El Padrino said...

I dont use the passing cone. Did we not cover this.

Options

Settings

Gameplay

Customize it, it's not cheating.

El Padrino said...

wft you want oxygen tank for?

go to a scuba place, i'm sure there are hundreds of those in Town.

Keith S said...

Options
"
Settings

Gameplay"

That's a lot of work for mize

Keith S said...

My quotes are a bit off

El Padrino said...

"Stop talking about passing cone.

It's not even in the game anymore."

freak when i hook up my live i'm gonna make it rain on your neck

Keith S said...

Take your sweet talking somewhere else

Keith S said...

Do they have a program where you can play online against someone using a different gaming system?

If not, I'm going to invent that and be a billionaire

tem said...

"Ick. With those tubes those fuckers put up their nose? No way."

just steal the tank, not the tubes too. disconnect the main tube from the tank and leave.

tem said...

you can leave all the tubes on the old person.

iammebeingme said...

"steal it from an old person."

little old lady on a motorized cart?

EP, i should bitch slap u in H3.. i havent played in months.

tem said...

"Do they have a program where you can play online against someone using a different gaming system?
"

they do not.

if you do invent it you will be a billionaire.

tem said...

i am HUNGRY

Keith S said...

"go to a scuba place, i'm sure there are hundreds of those in Town."

Is Cedarburg a big scuba town?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"It's not even in the game anymore."

Then why the fuck wasn't I notified.

Keith S said...

"Then why the fuck wasn't I notified."

You were, about 2 weeks ago, when this was covered the first time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's a scuba place in Theinsville.

JFreak said...

"Do they have a program where you can play online against someone using a different gaming system?"

Games are built differently for different platforms. They aren't compatible enough to play with each other.

Of course, that could change. But then what would the point be of having different systems?

El Padrino said...

"EP, i should bitch slap u in H3.. i havent played in months."

i sold it back
if i buy it again i will call the repurchase "IAM's Demise"

Keith S said...

"But then what would the point be of having different systems?"

Because every company wants to make cash money.

Keith S said...

That's like asking "why do they make different brands of cola"

iammebeingme said...

sold it back.. ouch.

although i do have to say, i got way more addicted to H2.. i have barely played 3 at all. i shoulda just lit the 60$ on fire instead.

El Padrino said...

"There's a scuba place in Theinsville."

Sounds Far

El Padrino said...

same here, was playing H2 alot more

it went on an EBAY rampage aliong with 1 and 2

i figured if i get the willie for it again i can just buy it back

Keith S said...

BTW mize, thanks for the shoutout in the video yesterday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You were, about 2 weeks ago, when this was covered the first time."

Nobody specifically said it was removed from the game.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Sounds Far"

its not

El Padrino said...

for you everything is far
cept the toilet

El Padrino said...

spanish team is funny

Keith S said...

"Nobody specifically said it was removed from the game."


JFreak said...
There was only one year that passing cone was required in the higher levels.

Madden designers knew it was crap and pushed it to the side.

August 4, 2008 6:30 PM

El Padrino said...

i'll ship it to you meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna nitpick. Nowhere in Freak's comment does it say that it was removed.


B) I'll probably buy the game this year.

3) I won't buy it if Eli is rated higher than 86.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'll ship it to you meiz"

I want some full on welding grade shit.

Keith S said...

"I want some full on welding grade shit."

Are you building a new time masheen, Doc?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hangover cure.


Instant "not feeling like crap" solution.

Keith S said...

One of my buddies told me when he was in the Army, he would get IV stuff from his dad who was a doctor, and when he would get home from drinking he would give himself an IV to keep the hangover away.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Precisely

JFreak said...

Togo just won their first medal evar.

Keith S said...

Togos has awful sandwiches

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Eli's a fucking 93. No fucking way. I best be able to edit that shit down to real life.

Keith S said...

Being in NYC adds 9 pts to Eli's ranking

Keith S said...

fmk has pink eye. Awesome, I can't wait to get it.

JFreak said...

"fmk has pink eye. Awesome, I can't wait to get it."

Before you tell anyone at work, hang out with all the people you hate.

Keith S said...

tem
Still stalking the waitress?

Keith S said...

"Before you tell anyone at work, hang out with all the people you hate."

I don't have that kind of time.

Keith S said...

I would need at least a month of free time.

Keith S said...

kinda (s)

El Padrino said...

"Eli's a fucking 93. No fucking way. I best be able to edit that shit down to real life."

Unflappable. That's why.

El Padrino said...

go fuck a goat

Keith S said...

TDiLoVH included 816 comments and EP was the proud papa of a future braves fan.

El Padrino said...

announced, it was announced that day

El Padrino said...

i assume

Keith S said...

"Malil was arrested for investigation of attempted murder, mayhem and burglary, the statement said."

haha, mayhem.

Keith S said...

Give this man an "A" for effort

H said...

Soccer is not stupid...

Keith S said...

What a stupid list

Keith S said...

"Soccer is not stupid..."

So aitch likes soccer and girls that don't cuss. Got it.

El Padrino said...

"Soccer is not stupid..."

is that what you and your inmates play at recess

Keith S said...

Misty May is hot

tem said...

"tem
Still stalking the waitress?"

not so much.

El Padrino said...

Marisa Tomei plays a stripper in this mive "The Wrestler" starring mickey rourke, dont know bout you guys but i cant get enough of her no matter how old she gets

tem said...

haven't been to first watch in awhile. maybe tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

"Misty May is hot"

yes. 4 years ago i said the same thing

tem said...

misty may lost her wedding ring or something.

tem said...

soccer is very gay and stupid.

Keith S said...

"4 years ago i said the same thing"

Yeah, I know she was hot 4 years ago. But she still is.

Keith S said...

"misty may lost her wedding ring or something."

That was the other chick.

Keith S said...

And why is she wearing her wedding ring whilst playing beach volleyball?

tem said...

well then it was kerri walsh.

and i have no clue why she was wearing it. she is dumb.

tem said...

usually there is a homeless person with a metal detector nearby (as is the case with all beaches) so it isn't a problem.

i guess bejing doesn't have homeless folk with metal detectors combing the beaches.

El Padrino said...

"i guess bejing doesn't have homeless folk with metal detectors combing the beaches."

apparentely their homeless people kill americans then jump off buildings

tem said...

For the record: Sports Illustrated predicted Michigan would go 5-7.

El Padrino said...

John Clayton with yet another "Vince Young will be great" article.

Not to worry John, one day someone will write one and be right. Maybe it's you.

tem said...

at least they did in the magazine they circulated in columbus.

tem said...

bejing has the worse homeless people.

Keith S said...

Maybe if they were playing on a real beach there would be.

tem said...

jason kidd didn't even shoot the ball against angola.

tem said...

which is probably good.

tem said...

"Maybe if they were playing on a real beach there would be."

maybe....

tem said...

that's a HUGE if though.

tem said...

C Morais, G had a double double for Angola. 24 points and 10 turnovers.

Keith S said...

"For the record: Sports Illustrated predicted Michigan would go 5-7."

SI has never correctly predicted anything.

El Padrino said...

way to build the little girls confidence china

El Padrino said...

tem avoid THIS Burger King

Keith S said...

EP needs a gimmick for his weekly betting column. List the games he picks, then put a picture of the 2 mascots side by side and have bgep pick one, and we'll see who has a better record at the end of the season.

El Padrino said...

My gimmick is I put cash in your pocket.

El Padrino said...

google street vuiew captures drunk

tem said...

"That's just, it's wrong it's a place where families come to eat and them taking a bath in the sink that's just not work ethic," said Crystal Dodge.


Crystal is smart....

tem said...

bgelpad would win easily.

Keith S said...

"That's just, it's wrong it's a place where families come to eat and them taking a bath in the sink that's just not work ethic," said Crystal Dodge, who said she used to eat at Burger King all the time.


She sounds smrt

El Padrino said...

weirdos

tem said...

"That's just not work ethic" is HDH for sure.

Keith S said...

"My gimmick is I put cash in your pocket."

How so?

tem said...

i was thisclose to spelling smart "smrt" too.

tem said...

el pad needs to hook us up with a bookie.

El Padrino said...

"How so?"

I give you pearls, winners. Didn't I finish above .500 last year?

Beth said...

"My gimmick is I put cash in your pocket."

"How so?"

Take his picks and bet against them, that's how.

El Padrino said...

i knew you'd pop your head out for that one, too easy

Keith S said...

"I give you pearls, winners. Didn't I finish above .500 last year?"

I don't think so.

El Padrino said...

I will this year.

H said...

I'm Portuguese. We all love Soccer

Keith S said...

Picks:
OVERALL 58-60-2

Beth said...

"That's just, it's wrong it's a place where families come to eat and them taking a bath in the sink that's just not work ethic," said Crystal Dodge, who said she used to eat at Burger King all the time.

If you click on the video link with this story, you get to see Crystal Dodge. She's a 300 lb or so white woman with a missing front tooth.

Keith S said...

"She's a 300 lb or so white woman with a missing front tooth."


Shocking

El Padrino said...

"If you click on the video link with this story, you get to see Crystal Dodge. She's a 300 lb or so white woman with a missing front tooth."

funniest thing is, i didnt need to click the video link to know that

El Padrino said...

"Picks:
OVERALL 58-60-2"

included the bowl games and nfl playoff bets?

Keith S said...

"included the bowl games and nfl playoff bets?"

I just looked at the stats you put. I'm not going to go through the playoff/bowl games and see if you won or lost them.

tem said...

but his bets are weighted too, some bring back more cash than others...

El Padrino said...

well then take my word for it, i was over .500

picking vs the spread is not exactly easy ya know

if i were just to pick winners that'd be a different story

El Padrino said...

and what tem said is true

Keith S said...

"but his bets are weighted too, some bring back more cash than others..."

Yeah, I understand that, too.

Keith S said...

"picking vs the spread is not exactly easy ya know"

Really?

El Padrino said...

deke when is that draft ?

Keith S said...

Y! draft is at 10pm est on Saturday.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke when is that draft ?"

I think 10:30pm ET

tem said...

beth loves the spread.

Keith S said...

Is the keeper draft next weekend?

tem said...

i'll be auto drafting.

better set my rankings. i guess.

Keith S said...

I might be autodrafting for both

Keith S said...

Lunch time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Is the keeper draft next weekend?"


the night of Aug 24

tem said...

i might be here for that one.

no wedding to go to.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm fuckin tired

tem said...

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tem said...

nobody wants to push it to 200?

tem said...

where is blue today?

tem said...

we hired a new IT guy.

he is the fat version of an IT guy.

El Padrino said...

i took a nap outside

clutch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I could use a nap

tem said...

naps are awesome.

tem said...

also nap is a fun word to say.

nap and smock are both entertaining.

tem said...

i took a nap in my smock.


fun to say.

tem said...

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