Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Worse Post

Screw the emergency alert system. I get that it's important to warn people about this and that, but seriously, stop jamming my cable signal. Find a less obtrusive way to get my attention.

Very good piece about a prep star that never was.

I hope that the newly transferred OKC team has an online poll to determine their new name. Then the internet can get a hold of it and screw it up. That's what the internet does best.

Wouldn't it be great to see the Rays take the AL East? That would guarantee either neu yahwk or bahston would miss the playoffs. The only thing better would be if both of them missed the playoffs and we didn't have to hear about them ever again. Alas, that is just a pipe dream.

Mark Mulder pitched one third of an inning in his big comeback with the Cards. It's hilarious because it's happening to someone else's team.

A lot of people keep saying Harden is going to be a second-coming of Mark Prior for the Cubs. I just don't see it. Sure, he's gone on the DL, but it's never been bad enough to require surgery. I guess after seeing Prior and Wood go under the knife numerous times each...an injury just doesn't seem serious unless someone has to slice you open. I just hope the "if he's healthy" qualifier can drop soon. I'm already sick of hearing it.

Eric Young says that if Barry Bonds signs with the Mets, they will win the NL East. To paraphrase, Eric's math is such: Media Circus (Barry Bonds) + Media Circus (New York) = Serenity and calm for all the other players. The can relax and play better because even more media attention will be heaped on them. Please someone, explain how this works.



Time until I see Dark Knight.

It wouldn't be a Freak post without a weird video...so here you go:

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tem said...

a solid outing.

tem said...

today is training day for the leasing agents.

that means it is a parade of hot girls.

tem said...

of course the parade is over now and they are in a conference room making lots of noise now.

tem said...

christian bale on why he still does batman:

"He says, "People will say, 'Why is he still doing this crazy s**t?' But I'm Ok with that. I'd like my daughter to see me do these things, as I saw my father do some crazy things and learnt to appreciate it."


haha learnt....bale is a lurker. he is the better.

tem said...

wft. is today the worse?

tem said...

the title should be "The Worse Comments"

Beth said...

What's the matter, you getting lonely tem?

blue said...

i didn't want to interrupt tem's alone time

Beth said...

Well I figured as a former waitress it would be ok for me to interrupt his alone time. He seems to have a thing for waitresses.

tem said...

it was zoidberg time.

tem said...

waitresses are nice because they have to talk to me.

blue said...

and they bring you stuff

blue said...

if you were dating a waitress, you wouldn't even have to ask, she'd just bring you a diet coke whenever you were out, or beers, you'd never have to get up out of the recliner

blue said...

if you have a recliner

blue said...

then when she asks you to do her taxes you say "i don't make you be a waitress at home, don't make me be an accountant"

blue said...

then you have sex

tem said...

exactly.

tem said...

i'd do her taxes though because i am a nice guy.

Beth said...

"waitresses are nice because they have to talk to me"

In my waitressing days I switched tables with another waitress a few times to avoid a creepy customer. Just be careful about becoming one of those guys tem. :-)

blue said...

"Ken Rosenthal, of FOXSports.com, reports the Toronto Blue Jays offered SP A.J. Burnett for Milwaukee Brewers SS J.J. Hardy, according to a major-league source."


and the brewers didn't jump at this?

blue said...

"i'd do her taxes though because i am a nice guy."

not if you were drunk

Beth said...

"then you have sex"

And if she's good, you wouldn't even have to get out of the recliner for that either.

tem said...

"Just be careful about becoming one of those guys tem. :-)"

probably too late.

i'm a lost cause.

tem said...

"not if you were drunk"

well if i were drunk it'd be her fault for bringing me so many beers.

blue said...

"And if she's good, you wouldn't even have to get out of the recliner for that either."

this was assumed, because most waitresses are good at the sex

tem said...

blue knows waitresses.

tem said...

i am so tired today.

i don't know why.

blue said...

"blue knows waitresses"

i used to eat out a lot

tem said...

usedtacould?

blue said...

yeah, now waitresses don't like having the sex with me, because i have to bring a baby to the restaurant

tem said...

waitresses don't like babies?

maybe its cmblue that they don't like?

blue said...

no, remember, waitresses are attracted to the wedding ring, it's like their kryptonite.

tem said...

i thought they were attracted to big tips?

tem said...

and seeing eye dogs?

blue said...

they do like puppies

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hate when I come in to work, and discover shit to do that should have been done last night.

tem said...

i like puppies.

especially EAs pups.

tem said...

I hate when I come in to work.

*fixed

blue said...

this needs to be in that skip tracer story

blue said...

the night crew is the worse

tem said...

that dog is a little rat dog. it should have had to pay the debt.

blue said...

my uncle's dog had a credit card, but then the dog died

tem said...

well then the dog probably didn't have to pay.

tem said...

H could tell the dog that if he doesn't pay up then he'll sell the dog to China Way to pay the debt.

blue said...

no, but he had a nice funeral

tem said...

the dog had a funeral?

blue said...

yeah, he put it on his creditcard (s)

blue said...

and from last night

marcomarco does not have my endorsement...blue did not approve that message. but i don't give a shit if he hangs out

blue said...

i realized yesterday that John McCain is really old

blue said...

damn golfers backing out of a tournament after i picked them

tem said...

golfers are the worse.

blue said...

wow, tem is shutting out Lincecum for Pres

blue said...

furry balls are powerful

blue said...

freak's ERA and WHIP are ridiculous this week...2bjs always faces the better pitching

tem said...

tem won't keep that shutout through the weekend.

tem said...

furry balls are powerful, but not that powerful with the force yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope this turns out to be a good day.

blue said...

i hope so too meiz

tem said...

when i go through my computer to get to an excel file it only shows me excel files that are older than 2-2-08.

but if i go through excel to try to open up a file it shows all the files.

wft...

blue said...

your computer is a genius

tem said...

no, it is not.

blue said...

afternoon beisbol

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sparty has a cool link thingy on his sidebar. Tyler(our IT guy) should get on that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"afternoon beisbol"

hoo-ray

blue said...

i can't wait for more Tebow coverage

blue said...

19 year old daughter of coworker who was crying the other day, is no longer going to work here.

blue said...

it is a sad day for blue

listening to co-worker tell his daughter that she is not a failure is hilarity

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i should get one category, holds, or else i will be shut out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell the co-worker to just buy her some tits. That'll improver her life twenty-fold

paula pierce has a vagina said...

zeke, roger mason going to the spurs

Tyler said...

Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed, will change and modify to a different template soon, got rid of "who do we rep", will replace with a flash version at some point.

blue said...

Spiff lost his picture

blue said...

i am observer

blue said...

"Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed"

you know we don't speak spanish

paula pierce has a vagina said...

xtml is the new html

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sexy

beth, do your boobs jiggle when you put your pants on like this?

blue said...

i like that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed, will change and modify to a different template soon, got rid of "who do we rep", will replace with a flash version at some point."

Mother fuck. 3.5 hours wasted.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

you've wasted plenty more time that that in your life

blue said...

it took him 3.5 hours to create the links?

tem said...

3.5hrs to create the who we rep

tem said...

my computer is "broke."

IT guys will be here soon to "fix it"

blue said...

who we rep should have taken like 2 minutes

blue said...

meiz is inefficient

blue said...

"fix it"

best not mean "block LoV access"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who we rep should have taken like 2 minutes"

negative. The original logos were all huge & I had to trim them & shrink them & make it fit on the sidebar. Add booze to the equation, and you get roughly 3.5 hrs

blue said...

oh shoot, i forgot what the "who we rep" part was


my bad meiz, that would take a long time

isiah thomas said...

zeke, roger mason going to the spurs

yeah I heard he probably wasn't going to re-sign bc Gilbert's and Antawan's signing didn't leave much left.

wiz had a ton of guards though.

isiah thomas said...

did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

where the fuck did we go?

isiah thomas said...

the Wiz have about 3$ mil left under the luxury tax, beat writer says they signed Dee Brown (G, Utah) to an offer sheet that Utar won't match.

isiah thomas said...

where the fuck did we go?

to bolivion

isiah thomas said...

negative. The original logos were all huge & I had to trim them & shrink them & make it fit on the sidebar. Add booze to the equation, and you get roughly 3.5 hrs

factor in sausage fingers also.

JFreak said...

"did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?"

think it was two days ago.

blue said...

sausage fingers make it difficult

isiah thomas said...

why do we have a link to a lemming on our front page now?

and wtf is Fire Joe Morgan?

fire that link, bolth of them.

blue said...

there was never actually an "episode" of skip tracer.

all we have are tyler's idears

isiah thomas said...

fuck, the old guy is on the phone with his kid and he's yelling again.

his normal talking voice is everyone else's yelling voice.

blue said...

yeah, and what happened to Pac-10 Poon's link?

BIO is still acceptable.

The Douche formerly known as MVN said...
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JFreak said...

"and wtf is Fire Joe Morgan?"

blog about bad sports journalism that is written by mos schrute from the office.

don't complain if you've never read it. It is very good.

blue said...

sparty link was becuz he axed us to link him...becuz we were his inspiration and our awesomeness forced them to create their own blog

isiah thomas said...

don't complain if you've never read it. It is very good.

Shut the fuck up boomer.

isiah thomas said...

is BIO still alive?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?"

No. Tyler's open to suggestions still.

JFreak said...

"yeah, and what happened to Pac-10 Poon's link?"

The links are all there. What Tyler added lists blogs that have recent posts.

If you posted more, you'd seen p10poon up there.

isiah thomas said...

sparty link was becuz he axed us to link him...becuz we were his inspiration and our awesomeness forced them to create their own blog

so they finally stopped going to shammy's pimp house?

The Douche formerly known as MVN said...

Mark Cuban

isiah thomas said...

fmz took her car into the dealership to get the ac fixed....3 weeks ago.

it took them about a week and a half to diagnose the problem and fix it.

she hasn't gone to pick up her car bc the rental they gave her is nicer than her car.

not a bad plan really.

The Douche formerly known as MVN said...

maybe this time

Mark Cuban

The Douche formerly known as MVN said...

all linking skillz are gone. tear drop.

JFreak said...

here you go mvn

blue said...

"If you posted more, you'd seen p10poon up there."

we are on hiatus until footyball seaosn

blue said...

Cuban is rich

The Douche formerly known as MVN said...

thanks Freak

isiah thomas said...

Here's how this works. They lost to Montreal, who lost to Philadelphia, who lost to Pittsburgh, who lost to Detroit. So if we were to assign a binary 1-0 to each team based on how they did and their competition did, the Bruins would be a 0000.

god bless BIO

tem said...

fixing my computer will not block LOV

tem said...

right now the IT folks can't figure out "what i did to break it"


sometimes shit just breaks.

tem said...

the bruins are the worse.

blue said...

lunch

tem said...

lunch was at first watch.

i said 2 sentences to waitress chick.

again she did not wait on my table. i think it is a conspiracy.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey! Marty again!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sweet! Wall again!

tem said...

its the wall era

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

walls suck furry balls

tem said...

that they do.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People just make up their own names for shipping/mailing services.

Some flashdance looking bitch is in here talking about U.S. Ground.

What the fuck is US ground, bitch?

blue said...

US Ground is a type of hamburger

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the fuck you dome is no longer in full effect, declining

tem said...

fuck you dome is pretty old.

tem said...

for a dome.

blue said...

but he's an all-star

blue said...

all-star starter

blue said...

i wish curtis granderson were on my team

paula pierce has a vagina said...

slowey really showed up today, i am now no longer in contention at all for ERA and WHIP, add that to K's because furry balls has about 50 starting pitchers, and i am in a definite 0-3 hole

paula pierce has a vagina said...

granderson just K'd with the bases loaded, you dont want that on your team

blue said...

Freak's WHIP is like 0.60 and he's had 3 SP already and his ERA is under 2

blue said...

and he has dick harden still to pitch this week

paula pierce has a vagina said...

ahahaha, sexson got released

JFreak said...

"Freak's WHIP is like 0.60 and he's had 3 SP already and his ERA is under 2"

I'm sure Josh Johnson's first start in a year will fix that.

isiah thomas said...

today is National Rape Day.

Ex-Florida player Dupay faces rape charge in Utah

Former NFL kicker Zendejas charged with rape

Colby is excited.

isiah thomas said...

SEATTLE -- The sunken Seattle Mariners finally released slugger Richie Sexson after a slump that lasted for most of two seasons and made him a target of constant booing from frustrated fans.


I think Shamford wrote this.

a 2 season slump.

isiah thomas said...

lunch was at first watch.

i said 2 sentences to waitress chick.

"hey there" - that's one, what was the other one?

blue said...

yeah, if it lasts 2 seasons it's not a slump, you just suck

isiah thomas said...

was the other one, "I-ya-like-you....do-you-like-me?" in a Borat voice.

isiah thomas said...

things be crazy, you

tem said...

""hey there" - that's one, what was the other one?"


it was "Hey there! My dick's in my pants if you want to suck it."

blue said...

"diet coke"

tem said...

i think the whole conversation was more like:

her: do you need any ones with your change?

me: no, i'm good.

her: ok ten fifty two is your change.

me: thanks.

blue said...

now, she's pissed because you didn't get any ones to give to strippers

isiah thomas said...

"hey there"

I figure if it worked (works) for Kod it could work for tem.

not sure if "hey there" works on chicks though.

tem said...

i had plenty of ones and they have a sign that says something like "we need ones and fives"

Tyler said...

Does Aitch know that I'm writing Skip Tracer?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Does Aitch know that I'm writing Skip Tracer?"

Nope.

I hope I have an awesome part in it, though.

tem said...

if he read lov the past couple days he knows.

blue said...

Fernando Tatis is unbelievable...pick him up off of waivers

blue said...

"i had plenty of ones"

from going to the strip club so often

tem said...

no

tem said...

if i went to a strip club alot i would have very few ones.


i have ones because i don't go to strip clubs.

tem said...

also no, i won't pick up this tatis guy.

Tyler said...

I think the time machine part will happen in the fourth or fifth story arc. You have to establish the main characters and stuff first.

blue said...

"i have ones because i don't go to strip clubs"

so you're saying you have self control

tem said...

i'm not saying that.

i'm saying i don't go to strip clubs.

tem said...

yeah you can't have comic H and introduce meiz and his time machine right away.

tem said...

but really the boston plague and meiz's time machine pretty much write themselves as an intertwined story arc.

isiah thomas said...

I hope I have an awesome part in it, though.

is deke going to be like comic book guy from The Simpsons?

"these are prescription pants"

isiah thomas said...

and if deke isn't going to be morbidly obese, at least still give him the ponytail.

blue said...

that was over my head

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I think the time machine part will happen in the fourth or fifth story arc. You have to establish the main characters and stuff first."

Well how the fuck is the guy with the time masheen not a main character?

JFreak said...

Tyler's not going to like what he got from Ted Lilly today.

blue said...

someone is taking this comic book a little to cereally

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Well how the fuck is the guy with the time masheen not a main character?"

you arent the main character here, and you have a time machine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and if deke isn't going to be morbidly obese, at least still give him the ponytail."

Hey now. I've lost about 15 El bees since April

JFreak said...

So much for the Cubs sweeping the Reds.

tem said...

reds pen still can blow it.

tem said...

why does blue care that 19yr old ain't working at his place anymore? blue won't be working there soon anyway.


maybe 19yr old will work for you at your place as your assistant.

blue said...

i don't really care

blue said...

but she always gave me good stories to tell cmblue when i came home

blue said...

fucking dave bush...11ks?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dave Bush is money at home.

tem said...

he makes baked beans

tem said...

"but she always gave me good stories to tell cmblue when i came home"

and we don't?

JFreak said...

I wonder if Keith has achieved his highest priorities yet.

tem said...

bush is a FA.

tem said...

"I wonder if Keith has achieved his highest priorities yet."

probably not yet. he still has a couple hours to go i think.

JFreak said...

Chad Gaudin's first batter faced as a Cub and the guy hits a home run.

Awesome.

tem said...

yesterday whilst playing softball there was some kid watching the games. it was 90 degrees out and he was in a chair under a blanket.

i figure he either has cancer or some other disease or he was really retarded.

tem said...

Ross is a tough out.

JFreak said...

retarded's probably the way to go.

Tyler said...

I forgot to mention that I saw like a 20-year-old dude wearing a Shaq jersey the other day. If it was a Lakers jersey, I would have let that slide, but it was a Magic jersey. I wish I had my camera with me. Straight cash homey.

tem said...

gone

blue said...

he bought that jersey when he was 5?

JFreak said...

Deke, how do you get the Shamoff simulator to show MLB games as a default?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I voted waaaayyy over 1000 times for the allstar game this year.

blue said...

you have to adjust the code in the settings

blue said...

,.xtml .wma .aac

JFreak said...

Couldn't find anything in the code...guess I'll look again.

JFreak said...

There it is.

JFreak said...

I am amazing.

blue said...

here we go

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