Very good piece about a prep star that never was.
I hope that the newly transferred OKC team has an online poll to determine their new name. Then the internet can get a hold of it and screw it up. That's what the internet does best.
Wouldn't it be great to see the Rays take the AL East? That would guarantee either neu yahwk or bahston would miss the playoffs. The only thing better would be if both of them missed the playoffs and we didn't have to hear about them ever again. Alas, that is just a pipe dream.
Mark Mulder pitched one third of an inning in his big comeback with the Cards. It's hilarious because it's happening to someone else's team.
A lot of people keep saying Harden is going to be a second-coming of Mark Prior for the Cubs. I just don't see it. Sure, he's gone on the DL, but it's never been bad enough to require surgery. I guess after seeing Prior and Wood go under the knife numerous times each...an injury just doesn't seem serious unless someone has to slice you open. I just hope the "if he's healthy" qualifier can drop soon. I'm already sick of hearing it.
Eric Young says that if Barry Bonds signs with the Mets, they will win the NL East. To paraphrase, Eric's math is such: Media Circus (Barry Bonds) + Media Circus (New York) = Serenity and calm for all the other players. The can relax and play better because even more media attention will be heaped on them. Please someone, explain how this works.
Time until I see Dark Knight.
It wouldn't be a Freak post without a weird video...so here you go:
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today is training day for the leasing agents.
that means it is a parade of hot girls.
of course the parade is over now and they are in a conference room making lots of noise now.
christian bale on why he still does batman:
"He says, "People will say, 'Why is he still doing this crazy s**t?' But I'm Ok with that. I'd like my daughter to see me do these things, as I saw my father do some crazy things and learnt to appreciate it."
haha learnt....bale is a lurker. he is the better.
wft. is today the worse?
the title should be "The Worse Comments"
What's the matter, you getting lonely tem?
i didn't want to interrupt tem's alone time
Well I figured as a former waitress it would be ok for me to interrupt his alone time. He seems to have a thing for waitresses.
it was zoidberg time.
waitresses are nice because they have to talk to me.
and they bring you stuff
if you were dating a waitress, you wouldn't even have to ask, she'd just bring you a diet coke whenever you were out, or beers, you'd never have to get up out of the recliner
if you have a recliner
then when she asks you to do her taxes you say "i don't make you be a waitress at home, don't make me be an accountant"
then you have sex
exactly.
i'd do her taxes though because i am a nice guy.
"waitresses are nice because they have to talk to me"
In my waitressing days I switched tables with another waitress a few times to avoid a creepy customer. Just be careful about becoming one of those guys tem. :-)
"Ken Rosenthal, of FOXSports.com, reports the Toronto Blue Jays offered SP A.J. Burnett for Milwaukee Brewers SS J.J. Hardy, according to a major-league source."
and the brewers didn't jump at this?
"i'd do her taxes though because i am a nice guy."
not if you were drunk
"then you have sex"
And if she's good, you wouldn't even have to get out of the recliner for that either.
"Just be careful about becoming one of those guys tem. :-)"
probably too late.
i'm a lost cause.
"not if you were drunk"
well if i were drunk it'd be her fault for bringing me so many beers.
"And if she's good, you wouldn't even have to get out of the recliner for that either."
this was assumed, because most waitresses are good at the sex
blue knows waitresses.
i am so tired today.
i don't know why.
"blue knows waitresses"
i used to eat out a lot
usedtacould?
yeah, now waitresses don't like having the sex with me, because i have to bring a baby to the restaurant
waitresses don't like babies?
maybe its cmblue that they don't like?
no, remember, waitresses are attracted to the wedding ring, it's like their kryptonite.
i thought they were attracted to big tips?
and seeing eye dogs?
they do like puppies
I hate when I come in to work, and discover shit to do that should have been done last night.
i like puppies.
especially EAs pups.
I hate when I come in to work.
*fixed
this needs to be in that skip tracer story
the night crew is the worse
that dog is a little rat dog. it should have had to pay the debt.
my uncle's dog had a credit card, but then the dog died
well then the dog probably didn't have to pay.
H could tell the dog that if he doesn't pay up then he'll sell the dog to China Way to pay the debt.
no, but he had a nice funeral
the dog had a funeral?
yeah, he put it on his creditcard (s)
and from last night
marcomarco does not have my endorsement...blue did not approve that message. but i don't give a shit if he hangs out
i realized yesterday that John McCain is really old
damn golfers backing out of a tournament after i picked them
golfers are the worse.
wow, tem is shutting out Lincecum for Pres
furry balls are powerful
freak's ERA and WHIP are ridiculous this week...2bjs always faces the better pitching
tem won't keep that shutout through the weekend.
furry balls are powerful, but not that powerful with the force yet.
I hope this turns out to be a good day.
i hope so too meiz
when i go through my computer to get to an excel file it only shows me excel files that are older than 2-2-08.
but if i go through excel to try to open up a file it shows all the files.
wft...
your computer is a genius
no, it is not.
afternoon beisbol
Sparty has a cool link thingy on his sidebar. Tyler(our IT guy) should get on that.
"afternoon beisbol"
hoo-ray
i can't wait for more Tebow coverage
19 year old daughter of coworker who was crying the other day, is no longer going to work here.
it is a sad day for blue
listening to co-worker tell his daughter that she is not a failure is hilarity
i should get one category, holds, or else i will be shut out
Tell the co-worker to just buy her some tits. That'll improver her life twenty-fold
zeke, roger mason going to the spurs
Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed, will change and modify to a different template soon, got rid of "who do we rep", will replace with a flash version at some point.
Spiff lost his picture
i am observer
"Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed"
you know we don't speak spanish
xtml is the new html
sexy
beth, do your boobs jiggle when you put your pants on like this?
i like that
"Changed stuff on main page, our xtml is screwed, will change and modify to a different template soon, got rid of "who do we rep", will replace with a flash version at some point."
Mother fuck. 3.5 hours wasted.
you've wasted plenty more time that that in your life
it took him 3.5 hours to create the links?
3.5hrs to create the who we rep
my computer is "broke."
IT guys will be here soon to "fix it"
who we rep should have taken like 2 minutes
meiz is inefficient
"fix it"
best not mean "block LoV access"
"who we rep should have taken like 2 minutes"
negative. The original logos were all huge & I had to trim them & shrink them & make it fit on the sidebar. Add booze to the equation, and you get roughly 3.5 hrs
oh shoot, i forgot what the "who we rep" part was
my bad meiz, that would take a long time
zeke, roger mason going to the spurs
yeah I heard he probably wasn't going to re-sign bc Gilbert's and Antawan's signing didn't leave much left.
wiz had a ton of guards though.
did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?
where the fuck did we go?
the Wiz have about 3$ mil left under the luxury tax, beat writer says they signed Dee Brown (G, Utah) to an offer sheet that Utar won't match.
where the fuck did we go?
to bolivion
negative. The original logos were all huge & I had to trim them & shrink them & make it fit on the sidebar. Add booze to the equation, and you get roughly 3.5 hrs
factor in sausage fingers also.
"did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?"
think it was two days ago.
sausage fingers make it difficult
why do we have a link to a lemming on our front page now?
and wtf is Fire Joe Morgan?
fire that link, bolth of them.
there was never actually an "episode" of skip tracer.
all we have are tyler's idears
fuck, the old guy is on the phone with his kid and he's yelling again.
his normal talking voice is everyone else's yelling voice.
yeah, and what happened to Pac-10 Poon's link?
BIO is still acceptable.
"and wtf is Fire Joe Morgan?"
blog about bad sports journalism that is written by mos schrute from the office.
don't complain if you've never read it. It is very good.
sparty link was becuz he axed us to link him...becuz we were his inspiration and our awesomeness forced them to create their own blog
don't complain if you've never read it. It is very good.
Shut the fuck up boomer.
is BIO still alive?
"did I miss the first script of "Skip Tracer" yesterday or the day before?"
No. Tyler's open to suggestions still.
"yeah, and what happened to Pac-10 Poon's link?"
The links are all there. What Tyler added lists blogs that have recent posts.
If you posted more, you'd seen p10poon up there.
sparty link was becuz he axed us to link him...becuz we were his inspiration and our awesomeness forced them to create their own blog
so they finally stopped going to shammy's pimp house?
Mark Cuban
fmz took her car into the dealership to get the ac fixed....3 weeks ago.
it took them about a week and a half to diagnose the problem and fix it.
she hasn't gone to pick up her car bc the rental they gave her is nicer than her car.
not a bad plan really.
maybe this time
Mark Cuban
all linking skillz are gone. tear drop.
here you go mvn
"If you posted more, you'd seen p10poon up there."
we are on hiatus until footyball seaosn
Cuban is rich
thanks Freak
Here's how this works. They lost to Montreal, who lost to Philadelphia, who lost to Pittsburgh, who lost to Detroit. So if we were to assign a binary 1-0 to each team based on how they did and their competition did, the Bruins would be a 0000.
god bless BIO
fixing my computer will not block LOV
right now the IT folks can't figure out "what i did to break it"
sometimes shit just breaks.
the bruins are the worse.
lunch
lunch was at first watch.
i said 2 sentences to waitress chick.
again she did not wait on my table. i think it is a conspiracy.
Hey! Marty again!
Sweet! Wall again!
its the wall era
walls suck furry balls
that they do.
People just make up their own names for shipping/mailing services.
Some flashdance looking bitch is in here talking about U.S. Ground.
What the fuck is US ground, bitch?
US Ground is a type of hamburger
the fuck you dome is no longer in full effect, declining
fuck you dome is pretty old.
for a dome.
but he's an all-star
all-star starter
i wish curtis granderson were on my team
slowey really showed up today, i am now no longer in contention at all for ERA and WHIP, add that to K's because furry balls has about 50 starting pitchers, and i am in a definite 0-3 hole
granderson just K'd with the bases loaded, you dont want that on your team
Freak's WHIP is like 0.60 and he's had 3 SP already and his ERA is under 2
and he has dick harden still to pitch this week
ahahaha, sexson got released
"Freak's WHIP is like 0.60 and he's had 3 SP already and his ERA is under 2"
I'm sure Josh Johnson's first start in a year will fix that.
today is National Rape Day.
Ex-Florida player Dupay faces rape charge in Utah
Former NFL kicker Zendejas charged with rape
Colby is excited.
SEATTLE -- The sunken Seattle Mariners finally released slugger Richie Sexson after a slump that lasted for most of two seasons and made him a target of constant booing from frustrated fans.
I think Shamford wrote this.
a 2 season slump.
lunch was at first watch.
i said 2 sentences to waitress chick.
"hey there" - that's one, what was the other one?
yeah, if it lasts 2 seasons it's not a slump, you just suck
was the other one, "I-ya-like-you....do-you-like-me?" in a Borat voice.
things be crazy, you
""hey there" - that's one, what was the other one?"
it was "Hey there! My dick's in my pants if you want to suck it."
"diet coke"
i think the whole conversation was more like:
her: do you need any ones with your change?
me: no, i'm good.
her: ok ten fifty two is your change.
me: thanks.
now, she's pissed because you didn't get any ones to give to strippers
"hey there"
I figure if it worked (works) for Kod it could work for tem.
not sure if "hey there" works on chicks though.
i had plenty of ones and they have a sign that says something like "we need ones and fives"
Does Aitch know that I'm writing Skip Tracer?
"Does Aitch know that I'm writing Skip Tracer?"
Nope.
I hope I have an awesome part in it, though.
if he read lov the past couple days he knows.
Fernando Tatis is unbelievable...pick him up off of waivers
"i had plenty of ones"
from going to the strip club so often
no
if i went to a strip club alot i would have very few ones.
i have ones because i don't go to strip clubs.
also no, i won't pick up this tatis guy.
I think the time machine part will happen in the fourth or fifth story arc. You have to establish the main characters and stuff first.
"i have ones because i don't go to strip clubs"
so you're saying you have self control
i'm not saying that.
i'm saying i don't go to strip clubs.
yeah you can't have comic H and introduce meiz and his time machine right away.
but really the boston plague and meiz's time machine pretty much write themselves as an intertwined story arc.
I hope I have an awesome part in it, though.
is deke going to be like comic book guy from The Simpsons?
"these are prescription pants"
and if deke isn't going to be morbidly obese, at least still give him the ponytail.
that was over my head
"I think the time machine part will happen in the fourth or fifth story arc. You have to establish the main characters and stuff first."
Well how the fuck is the guy with the time masheen not a main character?
Tyler's not going to like what he got from Ted Lilly today.
someone is taking this comic book a little to cereally
"Well how the fuck is the guy with the time masheen not a main character?"
you arent the main character here, and you have a time machine
"and if deke isn't going to be morbidly obese, at least still give him the ponytail."
Hey now. I've lost about 15 El bees since April
So much for the Cubs sweeping the Reds.
reds pen still can blow it.
why does blue care that 19yr old ain't working at his place anymore? blue won't be working there soon anyway.
maybe 19yr old will work for you at your place as your assistant.
i don't really care
but she always gave me good stories to tell cmblue when i came home
fucking dave bush...11ks?
Dave Bush is money at home.
he makes baked beans
"but she always gave me good stories to tell cmblue when i came home"
and we don't?
I wonder if Keith has achieved his highest priorities yet.
bush is a FA.
"I wonder if Keith has achieved his highest priorities yet."
probably not yet. he still has a couple hours to go i think.
Chad Gaudin's first batter faced as a Cub and the guy hits a home run.
Awesome.
yesterday whilst playing softball there was some kid watching the games. it was 90 degrees out and he was in a chair under a blanket.
i figure he either has cancer or some other disease or he was really retarded.
Ross is a tough out.
retarded's probably the way to go.
I forgot to mention that I saw like a 20-year-old dude wearing a Shaq jersey the other day. If it was a Lakers jersey, I would have let that slide, but it was a Magic jersey. I wish I had my camera with me. Straight cash homey.
gone
he bought that jersey when he was 5?
Deke, how do you get the Shamoff simulator to show MLB games as a default?
I voted waaaayyy over 1000 times for the allstar game this year.
you have to adjust the code in the settings
,.xtml .wma .aac
Couldn't find anything in the code...guess I'll look again.
There it is.
I am amazing.
here we go
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