Monday, July 21, 2008

Well, its been another weekend.

Thankfully for me, the Breers like to trade on Sundays. Gives me some extra content, as small as it may be.

The Crew traded a run of the mill minor league pitcher and a run of the mill OF(?) for Ray Durham. I like the move. Durham will at the very least put pressure on Dick Weeks, provide a platoon mate, or maybe even take over his spot.

Padraig Harrington won his 2nd straight Open Championship. Its my favorite golf tournament. I like the guy. He's a good fucking player. Again, congratulations to the Champion Golfer for the year 2008.

I have no pictures today. I don't know where gf put the camera, and I don't want to bother her with it, either.

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Fuck Brett Favre.

Deanna Favre can rot, too.

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Fucking Avril Lavigne is the all time most watched youtube video. Seriously?

Just to piss Keith off. Its actually done relatively well.


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This broadcast of Ocean's 11 looks severely digitized to me. Awful.

I'm a wreck.

Fuck it. I'm done. I need a gimmick.

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Keith S said...

Breers is hook da hook

blue said...

It was 7° hotter in Denver today than it was in PHX...that doesn't happen very often.

fuck summer

blue said...

how long before meiz either adds or trades for Ray Durham?

Keith S said...

"Just to piss Keith off."

If I don't watch it, will it still piss me off?

blue said...

yes, because i'm going to watch it and talk about it

Keith S said...

NY sucks

blue said...

i hate the short FMLB week

Keith S said...

I think I might win a week

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I won my week, but not in the fashion I had hoped for.

Keith S said...

"Lemme tell me you what happened with Vai: F------ guy set me up," he explained. "I didn't train, no cardio, it's supposed to be a fun match, and the f------ guy comes right out and drills me here [pointing to cheekbone]. I want a rematch in L.A., something bigger. I want him again."

Fucking Canseco is a douche

El Padrino said...

turkey tacos were solid, i have some for lunch today

El Padrino said...

when H gets here I have a story to tell

H said...

H is here

El Padrino said...

ok give me a moment, it's short but sweet.

blue said...

I hope it involves dunkin donuts

H said...

new pic for you guys

blue said...

good one beth

H said...

and then it's gone

H said...

figured I'd post some tits since Beth has been slacking

H said...

EP, it has been way longer than a second

H said...

Sox swept. Boo

H said...

Monday morning Z

blue said...

rockies are only 6 out now

blue said...

if only they could play the pirates every game

H said...

"rockies are only 6 out now"

not bad considering the horrible start to the season

El Padrino said...

Story time kids:

Scene: Me and my wife in bed.

So were watching the Espys, the award for best male athlete is up. Tiger, Brady, Kobe, Arod. As the video for Brady starts my wife and I have this discussion.

Wife: Brady? Why is Brady up for best male athlete.

Me: He's the QB of a team that won alot the past few years. I hope he fucking dies soon.

Wife: Why cuz they won alot of games last year in a row?

Me: I guess so.

Wife: Yeah but the lost the last one. HAHAHAHA.

H, I made sweet love to her right then and there. Like I had fire in my loins boy.

4 minutes later, she was like...anyway he's a douchebag because he dumped his pregnant girlfriend to be with that model you like

I grunted/laughed then fell asleep.

So, if she ends up pregnant because of that I will be proud to tell everyone we made this child right after we laughed about Tom Brady's super bowl failure.

End Scene.

blue said...

oh, they still have a horrible record.

being 6 games out is more a statement about how shitty the other teams in the NL west are, and less about how good the Rockies are

H said...

"H, I made sweet love to her right then and there. Like I had fire in my loins boy.

4 minutes later,"

wow EP, way to give the bride 4 minutes of pleasure.

El Padrino said...

I'm making fun of myself, it was more like two commercial breaks, we'll call it 16 minutes.

El Padrino said...

That and I'm trying to draw beth out of the hedges. She's always game for sex jokes and men bashing.

blue said...

4 minutes? what took so long

El Padrino said...

hahahahaaa

El Padrino said...

zeke/deke

i bumped De La Soul all the way in this morning

nothing like re-discovering the classics

H said...

"4 minutes? what took so long"

that's what I'm sayin. I was givin you props, EP.

and dare I say... lol

tem said...

pictures are your gimmick.

tem said...

"4 minutes? what took so long"


i was thinking "4 minutes? you did it twice?"

tem said...

fucking ketching up at work is a bitch.

H said...

"fucking ketching up at work is a bitch."

well then you shouldn't fuck ketching up

tem said...

touche

tem said...

but if i don't fuck ketching up then who would i fuck?

i'm not in a band, so i don't have tons of chicks wanting me.

blue said...

power rankings are here

tem said...

short week PR.

golf is a tight race between tits and weazy. 3rd place ain't far off either.

tem said...

ha, second to last in the PR, but i played the last place team.

Beth said...

"That and I'm trying to draw beth out of the hedges. She's always game for sex jokes and men bashing."

Yeah, I'm late to the game, all the jokes have been made already dammit.

Most women though when they want to have sex give guys not so subtle hints like lingerie or a suggestive comment or glance, CMEP just has to bash Brady. Ahhhhh, such a romantic couple those 2 are! :-)

blue said...

i hope you have a repeat performance this week.

blue said...

"Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, went to Scottsdale's Mayo Clinic in April, he used the name "Troy Jones" and failed to pay a $7,500 bill."



ahahahah DMX is a loser

H said...

"i'm not in a band, so i don't have tons of chicks wanting me."

it's a hard life...

tem said...

maybe she just has to talk about brady...maybe tom brady gets el pad's motor running.

blue said...

football season is upon us

tem said...

softball yesterday was a bitch.

we played the #2 team in the last week of the regular season.

they goofed all the whole time, so we run ruled them, we are the #4 team.

in any case it was like 93 degrees and humid as a motherfuck. i think i nearly died.

H said...

"softball yesterday was a bitch"

agreed Tem. hot as hell and I pitched 14 innings. I haven't pitched in 2 years. My right arm is sore as fuck

tem said...

we were supposed to have a double header but the first team never showed.

if i had played 2 i would have died.

blue said...

how was HH tem?

El Padrino said...

"CMEP just has to bash Brady"

or hook up a cake

tem said...

HH was good times.

drinking by the pool for hours on end then going somewhere and eating.

El Padrino said...

now that's a vacation

paula pierce has a vagina said...

can we discuss dark knight or have some people who are going to see it not seen it yet

paula pierce has a vagina said...

cant believe i lost to the cripple's team, that'll happen when you sport a 7+ ERA

paula pierce has a vagina said...

heath bell is a douce, he complains about marmol making the all-star team because he says his numbers are better, he then immediately singlehandedly blows 2 games in 1 week

Beth said...

"can we discuss dark knight or have some people who are going to see it not seen it yet"

I'm going Thursday evening (already have my tix for IMAX) so no spoilers please!

El Padrino said...

i have not seen it yet, discuss if you want, just leave out the good stuff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck vacations. Bastards.

El Padrino said...

"Drivers with odd numbers on their plates were forced to take public transportation today to be followed by drivers with even numbers tomorrow. Those caught driving when they shouldn't face a hefty fine"

Beijing has the worst air.

H said...

"can we discuss dark knight or have some people who are going to see it not seen it yet"

haven't seen it. probably going tomorrow.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

spoiler free dark knight review:

everything was phenomenal except for the casting of maggie gyllenhall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"can we discuss dark knight or have some people who are going to see it not seen it yet"

Discuss away. I need to find out if I should go see it or not.

El Padrino said...

"Discuss away. I need to find out if I should go see it or not."

Stupidest comment of the day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Drivers with odd numbers on their plates were forced to take public transportation today to be followed by drivers with even numbers tomorrow. Those caught driving when they shouldn't face a hefty fine"

I heard that they tried this in Mexico, but it actually made traffic and pollution worst. People would just use their junky, shitty beaters if it had the corresponding digit.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no wonder EP had enough to pleasure his lady, if he would have seen Dk he would have blown his load for 2.4 hours(movie is 2.5 hours but there are scenes where maggie kisses people and made me gag NS)

Beth said...

"Discuss away. I need to find out if I should go see it or not."

I can understand, there's been so little press coverage of the movie so any info LOV can give Deke would be helpful...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Stupidest comment of the day."

I hadn't realized you & H share the same DNA.

blue said...

Dark Knight opened this weekend?

El Padrino said...

:blank stare:

El Padrino said...

*blank stare to deke's comment

Keith S said...

"hot as hell and I pitched 14 innings. I haven't pitched in 2 years. My right arm is sore as fuck"

You play underhand softball, right?

blue said...

did it do well?

Keith S said...

It was about 95° with 70% humidity for our game last night, too. It felt like I was in Ohio

El Padrino said...

let's eat pigeons

blue said...

"You play underhand softball, right?"

fastpitch is underhand

Keith S said...

You play slow pitch softball, right?

El Padrino said...

arod married a crazy bitch

Keith S said...

That's what I meant to say. All softball is underhanded. I'm a retard

H said...

"You play underhand softball, right?"

yup, but any motion repeated over and over for approximately 3 hours in hot weather is bound to cause soreness if you are not used to it.

Keith S said...

All bitches are crazy

*fixed

El Padrino said...

woody, football woody

H said...

"I hadn't realized you & H share the same DNA"

Take it back, Deke! take it back now!!!

Keith S said...

Nice video, EP

Keith S said...

We're sorry, this video is no longer available

El Padrino said...

Reebok Migration commercial....

isiah thomas said...

i bumped De La Soul all the way in this morning

yessir!

isiah thomas said...

while I've come around on Maggie G, she wasn't hot enough to pull off that role.

and Bale's "Batman voice" makes me laugh.

good movie though.

isiah thomas said...

not sure about all the IMAX hubbub either, movie was fine in the regular thee-ater.

El Padrino said...

maggie G is like, real weird at times, yet sexy at other times

strange

katie holmes was very good in that role in the first one, she's a fool for not making it work this time around

isiah thomas said...

I wasn't a maggie g fan until Stranger Then Fiction (sic) and when her and her droopy ti-tay were breast feeding in public.

this wasn't her A game. not a bad actress, just not hot.

isiah thomas said...

new bond trailer - grade: incomplete.

isiah thomas said...

Tropic Thunder trailer - still TBD if this will be a "wait till dvd" or "go see" movie.

Tyler said...

From the Newsdesk of CM Fost:
Redskins something something, Jason Taylor something something.

El Padrino said...

she was naked in sherrybaby too

Tyler said...

Tropic Thunder - I'm in. And I HATE Ben Stiller and Jack Black.

Tyler said...

100

Tyler said...

"while I've come around on Maggie G, she wasn't hot enough to pull off that role."

Totally agree. She looked like an alcoholic walking into rehab in a couple of scenes. Just haggard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My new gimmick will be revealed with next Monday's post.

Tyler said...

Kind of like Heidi Fleiss on a good day.

isiah thomas said...

My new gimmick will be revealed with next Monday's post.

most people consider telling the truth SOP.

El Padrino said...

"A role player can now make more money internationally than in the NBA due to the escalating contracts of rookies and the fact that a player like Nachbar can usually not be offered more than the mid-level exception. Not to mention the Euro is trumping the dollar more than ever."

Troof, Nachbar (Nets) went to a Russian team for 14.3MM over 3 years.

Tyler said...

Deke from last night night: "Generation Kill. Now."

I've been tivoing it and finally peeped game last night. Amazing stuff. Gonna have to go back and start from the beginning.

El Padrino said...

Seattle Supersonics will be called the Oklahoma City Thunder...

was this reported here yet?

isiah thomas said...

after watching Generation Kill I'm going to try to incorporate more acryonyms and military jargon into my everyday speak.

over.

isiah thomas said...

Oklahoma City Thunder...

thunder....

Thunder.....

THUNDERCATS.....HOOOOOOOO!

El Padrino said...

T's today's Straight Cash Homey . Net entry is gold.

El Padrino said...

l,l,l,l,l,lollipop

l,l,l,l,l,lollipop

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I've been tivoing it and finally peeped game last night. Amazing stuff. Gonna have to go back and start from the beginning."

Yeah. Pretty fuckin' good.

El Padrino said...

"The label of wine is often applied to alcoholic beverages that are not grape-based. This can include wines produced from fruits like apples and elderberries, starches like rice, as well as flowers and weeds like dandelion and marijuana wine."

last two words stand out to me....

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

God damn the elderly

El Padrino said...

wiki tolt me we all needz to eat more potassium

El Padrino said...

especially you deke

Keith S said...

tem is starting shit again

tem said...

"yup, but any motion repeated over and over for approximately 3 hours in hot weather is bound to cause soreness"

TWSS

Tyler said...

A. straightcashhomey was pretty awesome.

B. I forgot to mention the OK Thunder. Heard about it this morning or last night. Pretty lame.

tem said...

what's the game i am supposed to down load? i forgot again.

Tyler said...

Oklahoma has a football team World Football league called the Thunder. So at least they're being original.

Tyler said...

But I don't know if anyone can top that Chuck Nevitt jersey from last Thursday. That is top shelf.

tem said...

"tem is starting shit again"

i hate those claret and blue wearing dipshits.

tem said...

"It was 7° hotter in Denver today than it was in PHX"

Denver is closer to the sun than PHX is, so it is hotter in Denver.

isiah thomas said...

wiki tolt me we all needz to eat more potassium

"...all other countries have inferior potassium...."

tem said...

reports of Tampa Bay being interested in Favre make me laugh.

not because they aren't true, they probably are, but because Tampa already has like 1493905892385 QBs.

Tyler said...

They've been talking about Favre to Tampa for about a week and that was my first reaction: they don't have enough QB's already?

blue said...

yes, kazahkstahn is number one exporter of potassium

Tyler said...

But didn't they release Simms (or they're going to soon)? So after that they'll only have 1493905892384. So that's how they'll make room for Brett.

Tyler said...

And Gruden hearts old, gritty, and cagey QBs.

tem said...

favre doesn't want to play for TB because it is too warm.

the weather is too nice.


they are gonna trade simms for 7 footballs and 3 water bottles.

tem said...

the hold up in the trade is that the bucs want the 3 water bottles to be full and the other team wants to send empty water bottles.

El Padrino said...

wft beth

blue said...

they want those water bottles that have a secret compartment to hide weed in like Vick had

blue said...

good underlining skills EP

El Padrino said...

wft beth, that first one is no good

El Padrino said...

i dont know how i did that

NS

Tyler said...

They had that fish eating thing as the reward on the second episode of "I Survived a Japanese Gameshow".

Tyler said...

ISaJG, is just ok. Nothing even close to the awesomeness that is Wipeout!

isiah thomas said...

Mets win World Series!!!111!!

isiah thomas said...

Dan Shanoff voted best sportswriter

Rev goes on diet

Freak wins spelting bee

H said...

fish pedicures. are you kidding me?

tem said...

i still need to watch wipeout.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what's the game i am supposed to down load? i forgot again."


Combat Arms

tem said...

'fish pedicures"

fish don't have feet.

H said...

"fish don't have feet."

click EP's link tem

H said...

what is Combat Arms?

tem said...

fish eat feet? wow.

blue said...

wipeout is funny

blue said...

i would let fish eat my feet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

i'd eat fish feet

blue said...

yes, but you couldn't catch them

tem said...

not without driving to town to get the right bait.

tem said...

i would let fish eat my feet too.

can't imagine they can do much damage.

El Padrino said...

any of you Cali boys go to this place?

isiah thomas said...

i'd eat fish feet


that's nasty deke, you're better than that.

isiah thomas said...

wall-eye

Tyler said...

Have not gone to the place EP. It's in Frisco and Santa Rosa, which is a drive.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

never been there but have been to a place called garlic joe's

Tyler said...

California is a big state.

Keith S said...

Slow sports day...

On this day in 1987...

Lady's Secret, a 4-year-old filly, won at Monmouth Park to become the top female money winner in horse racing history.

El Padrino said...

It's Guy Fieri's place....

El Padrino said...

keef i get a deep burning sensation in my chest when i eat lately, either it's a heart attack or heartburn

weird burn, not your average heartburn, do i have your disease?

please advice.

Tyler said...

Guy Fieri looks like a doosh...

isiah thomas said...

weird burn, not your average heartburn, do i have your disease?

please advice.


it's time to see Dr. Jellyfinger EP.

Keith S said...

People at aitch's shows must be hammered

Keith S said...

"keef i get a deep burning sensation in my chest when i eat lately, either it's a heart attack or heartburn
weird burn, not your average heartburn, do i have your disease?
please advice."


I'm not a doctor but I'll play one on LoV. Go to the store and get some Prilosec.

El Padrino said...

"it's time to see Dr. Jellyfinger EP."

doesnt hurt that bad

El Padrino said...

"I'm not a doctor but I'll play one on LoV. Go to the store and get some Prilosec."

Keef Doogie in the house.

El Padrino said...

"Guy Fieri looks like a doosh..."

really? i think the total opposite

isiah thomas said...

doesnt hurt that bad

It's just wrong out of principle

tem said...

Guy Fieri = dude from applebees commercials??

he is a douche.

and not like high end summers eve douche. he is generic douche that comes in a white bottle with "Douche" printed on the label in black.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fieri's show is awesome, and he does TGI friday's, tyler florence does applebee's

El Padrino said...

"Guy Fieri = dude from applebees commercials??"

Has three shows on Food Network and makes good shit

El Padrino said...

Triple D is phenominal and his own show is very good

tem said...

applebees, TGIFs, whatever.

he is a douche.

El Padrino said...

we need a doouche formula

Tyler said...

No one's hair is that blond. He's a doosh.

Tyler said...

And yeah, we need a douche formula.

isiah thomas said...

didn't keef lose a bet to EP?

isiah thomas said...

douche formula or levels of doucheness?

Tyler said...

Speaking of douches, has From G's to Gents been mentioned here? That show is the awesomeness.

Keith S said...

"didn't keef lose a bet to EP?"

No, we pushed

isiah thomas said...

BIO level doucheness
Shammy level doucheness
Hollinger level doucheness
Al Gore level doucheness

etc

isiah thomas said...

Speaking of douches, has From G's to Gents been mentioned here? That show is the awesomeness.

briefly.

when is it on?

Keith S said...

LoV's hierarchy of douchness

Tyler said...

Well, since none of us are math majors, lets go with levels of doucheness.

Tyler said...

El Retardo level of doucheness

Tyler said...

And the highest form of doucheness: The Cott. (Sorry I mentioned his name; I will take my punishment now)

Tyler said...

El Retardo level should be changed to: El Retardo talking about how awesome Boston Sports level of doucheness.

El Padrino said...

G's to Gents is hilarious.

Fonzworth Bentley has made it

H said...

"People at aitch's shows must be hammered"

interesting article. and I thought people got hammered at my show's because we were awful...

Tyler said...

Yes, El P knows what I'm talkin' about. That show is great. Zeke, peep game, I think it's on Tuesdays on MTV. It's Charm School for like 12 wanna be gangstas (but who are really douches). Hosted by Fonzworth Bentley. Pure awesomeness.

isiah thomas said...

anyone catch J Timbo's dig at Eli last night?

said something to the effect of what a great year he's had, Superbowl, etc....and that he finally saw a woman naked.

not unfunny

isiah thomas said...

yeah I caught a replay of the 1st show, it was quality.

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, add this one: Timberlake level of doucheness

Tyler said...

Hate that guy.

El Padrino said...

Tommorrow, the Mets season starts for real.

H said...

Timberlake is actually growing on me. Hate his music, but he's not unfunny

Keith S said...

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