And now, back by popular demand. Brutus And Timmy!
Brutus: Damn Timmy it's been a long time since we've been together like this.
Timmy: I know B, the offseason is long, I missed your musk.
Brutus: Same here and I am so glad that I don't have to play an SEC team this year. Their speed, their power, I can't handle it, never could.
Timmy: But you gotta play USC this year, that's a freakin' powerhouse.
Brutus: Pac 10 is no problem, they got great poon though.
Timmy: You better be scared B, USC has some mad speed and power. I don't think they'd struggle in the SEC. You gotta go there and play a speedy freaking team.
Brutus: They're like the SEC? Power and speed? Holy Shit Timmy I'm scared. Hold me, Timmy.
Timmy: I always do B, I always do.
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market getting crushed
the real reason IAM is in Tennessee
B&T is always high quality
Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae...
Both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac hold about $5 trillion worth of mortgage guarantees in this country, roughly about half of the 9.5 trillion mortgage debt. Their survival is paramount.
If they go under the world will end.
no more dividend for GM shareholders, whoever you are
they won't go under, they're gov't secured, and the feds will bail them out...
but the other 150 banks that are going to report awful earnings this week, some won't be so lucky
the only GM shareholders anymore, are their employees
Wamu
that sound last night was Freak having a mini stroke after learning of Manning's bursa sac removal procedure
Sheets definetely looks like an alien
I'm hungry
Sheets is a sexy beast
I miss Jug
gollum gonna get a beatdown today if he keeps this shit up
This is gonna be a shitty day.
Jose Canseco got knocked the fuck out!
Pictures on the Canseco article are the awesomeness.
tyfast
Buy him a bulb of garlic
Vin Scully used to pronounce his name: Ho-Say Can-Sake-O
Dude, when was that posted?
And that's Steven Tyfast to you.
hahahahahahaha
canseco
Does bleu live in the Boulder area?
he lives in LODO
i suck at combat arms but its fun, die as many times as i kill someone, what sucks is that it all depends on which gun you have
"Does bleu live in the Boulder area?"
no, i'm not a hippy, nor a college student...and it's expensive as fuck to live up there
"Dude, when was that posted?"
yesterday, or maybe sunday
anyone watch that show 'intervention'? riveting. Show is usually about substance abuse, but Rev was on it, under the name josh, he had a food addiction, was 5+ bills. they showed him going to taco beezy and ordering 2 meals and some extra stuff. unlike me, an obese guy really looks disgusting whilst he consumes that much food, said he ate 5000-8000 calories a day, damn. dude had a sweat patch on his back just from being alive.
"Dude, when was that posted?"
I posted that he got KO'd, but there was no link.
obese like delouise
Keep your nuts away from your preggo wife
nut allergies are scary
my cousin has to walk around with an Ephipen just in case
Yahoo! with some shamford level writing...
"Maybe if Clint Hurdle had been around, such a predicament wouldn’t have happened.
The NL manager said Monday that he places plenty of importance on winning the All-Star game. Whether that means pitching starter Cliff Lee two or three innings or leaving hitters on the bench the full nine, so be it.
“We’re not gonna play for a tie,” Hurdle said."
Hurdle is managing both teams
Riveting.
Aitch, what is a typical NDR set list? I need some mood music when I'm writing Skip Tracer.
"Sweat Patch" is Rev's porn name.
I hope to Jeebus that NDR covers Holy Diver regularly.
"Aitch, what is a typical NDR set list? I need some mood music when I'm writing Skip Tracer."
Pat Benatar
Rock Band 2 setlist. Looks pretty awesome. If it was posted before, bite me.
did i miss anything good?
"I hope to Jeebus that NDR covers Holy Diver regularly."
I think I axed him before if they played that and he said no.
"did i miss anything good?"
The Good Egg waitress was here looking for you yesterday
"ensure quality service and to keep us all ahead of trends, curves and issues that we all face today."
make sense?
trends and curves? aren't they the same
lil help, damn i need to bust out that bidness writing textbook sometime soon
did you send her to HIlton Head.
it's a small place, she's sure to find me here.
yesterday was drinking contest day.
my dad beat me 23-19. i am a loser.
What a stupid headline on WWL.
Oh My Josh, He Lost?
WFT?
hi tem.
hi freak
i did not watch the derby.
i played very drunk euchre.
I miss euchre. Nobody here knows how to play it.
it could have said "quit joshing me! he lost??"
Tem!
teach them keith. teach them incorrectly too.
"this 9 is the most powerful card there is"
i'm at an internet cafe. i have 7 minutes left. if i go over my time i assume they kilt me.
your dad is long in experience
why the name change?
coldplay is awful
i couldn't overcome his experience.
i jumped to an early lead, but he came back and dominated.
it was good for him to win though. now he feels better about himself.
Euchre is awesome.
Tem knows what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.
just blew off my boss, told him i'm busy
while I am
currently i'm looking up movie quotes
"teach them keith."
That's too much work.
Like a drifter Tem was born to walk alone.
And he's made up his mind, he ain't wasting no more time.
tem is just a lonely girl, living in a lonely world?
Whitesnake is awesome
*small town girl, living in a lonely world
Here Tem goes again on his own.
tanya kitain (sp) was cool in that video
then she beat the hell out of chuck finley
good song.
is he going down the only road he's ever known?
skip tracer should cover it.
tem has made up his mind, he ain't wastin' no more time
eff you billy packer.
ok time to go.
i'll have to stop by again one day.
tem almost doubled the LoV output by himself in 10 minutes
seek revenge on tu papa
Drown him
I'm busy and don't have time, but the next Temlonely song is: Livin' On a Prayer.
WHOA!, Tem's half-way there,
WHOA!, Livin' on a prayer!
Take Tem's hand and we'll make it, Tem swears,
WHOA!, Livin' on a prayer!
Seriously, internet cafe is hilarious.
Tem used to work on the docks,
Union's been on strike,
Tem's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough.
tem dreams of runnin away,
when she cries in the night,
tem whispers, baybeee it's oOOOOOOOOkayyyy..someday
marcomarco locked himself out of his house today. Hilarity.
what a moron
TMLL
poor rev
First the diet, now this.
at least the sixers aren't moving to Oklahoma City
i'll be a wreck when Shea gets the dynamite
actually i'm throwing a funeral party for Shea, whenever that is
complete with a Mr. Met appearence
i wonder what he charges for a half hour
why are they tearing down shea? (s)
I want to throw down at McCormick & Schmicks.
I HAVE JUST SECURED BILLY JOEL TICKETS FOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT SHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS THE LAST CONCERT SHEA STADIUM WILL EVER SEE AND I WILL BE THERE WITH A MASSIVE ERECTION!
I thought I was coming to Billy.
::sad face::
"I thought I was coming to Billy.
::sad face::"
and i want you there
but i'm not sporting the flight AND the ticket
No shit?
i have two tickets, if i could just talk my wife into letting you have the other one.....
HUNGRY
tell her how much meiz means to you
papsmear is a douche
Robin, the fro, Lopez had a decent showing in the summer league
the kid from the 'cuse scored 40 last night
the italian looked ok too
not bad
yeah, he had a solid game for his first day out
the flash, plastic man movies are in the works fellas
also the spirit is another Frank Miller project
This is a terrible day.
things be busy you
On this day in 1990...
Betsy King won the U.S. Women's Open golf championship for a second straight year when Patty Sheehan blew a nine-stroke lead on the final day
skunkpatch's wifey?
"actually i'm throwing a funeral party for Shea, whenever that is"
I was reading yesterday that Chipper asked the Mets for a seat and a Shea sign that he can put in his son's room.
NS
"I was reading yesterday that Chipper asked the Mets for a seat and a Shea sign that he can put in his son's room.
NS"
yeah, what an asshole
Titletown shit on espn is fucking dumb and the Gator chomp clap is worse then O H , I O chant
antoher great idear from the heads at WWL
who is NOW!
who's posting tomorrow?
get that shit in early.....
My boss had not seen Charles Barkley's golf swing until about a half hour ago. He can't get over it. He just watches the clip over and over just cackling.
Max Payne also a movie in the works, Marky Mark to play him
I bet if Chuck played against mize, Chuck would win.
max payne trailer is awesome
"I bet if Chuck played against mize, Chuck would win."
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE
"NOT A FUCKING CHANCE"
Liar
the spirit characters, scarlett jo, eva mendes, jamie king
fuck
we todd did
You fake like a smile, like a hug I’m tight.
name the artist
That kid being arrested really is retarded.
How irritating
Van Gogh
Common?
"A Chinese student was removed from Clements High School in Fort Bend, Texas after parents complained he had re-created the school grounds in a game and uploaded the map for his friends to play. The boy was placed in the district’s alternate education school and later arrested, as the police considered him a “terroristic threat”."
Blame Cho, not the cops
blame Don Imus
Common?
Yessir!
NYC metro area has the best Google skillz
T.R.O.Y.
name this song title and artist
scoop jackson is a moron
anyone who says "so and so could be playing in the NBA, but would rather be a legend on the street" deserves to have their credentials taken away.
I get the respekt angle, but the ultimate respeckt is in $$$ signs, and if dude could ball in the NBA, he'd be making his millions, no matter what kind of "respekt" he gots.
scoop jackson sounds like pecos jackson when he tells tales about the NY point guards
"NYC metro area has the best Google skillz"
did not, never do
if you've ever listened to Common you can see one of his bar's from a mile away
"so and so could be playing in the NBA, but would rather be a legend in UPS Stores"
*fixed
dont know TROY but guessing it has something to do with Pastor TROY?
Earl "The Goat" Manigault, starring Don Cheadle is a good flick
TWGKS
i actually thought the story was about meiz until scoop clarified that it was in NYC.
Jilarity
Dwight Shrute is in a new movie...doesn't look funny
They Reminisce Over You
Pete Rock & C.L Smooth
dwight is only good as dwight, his juno role was forced
Pete rock and CL is some good shit
been awhile tho
"i actually thought the story was about meiz until scoop clarified that it was in NYC."
The goat stole my act. I just couldn't get any pub in the suburbs of Milwaukee.
suburbs of Milwaukee is hilarity
white trash story of the year?
an 8 month old boy but?
i thought milwaukee was a suburb
blue do you have any mony in Colorado Federal Bank?
SB champs training camp opens July 24....major wood
"blue do you have any mony in Colorado Federal Bank?"
no, that name sounds made up, i don't put money in made up banks
"i thought milwaukee was a suburb"
it is, it's a suburb of Chicago
"no, that name sounds made up, i don't put money in made up banks"
just checking, it's in danger of going under
"That's part of the reason why only 30 people showed up for a pro-Favre rally in Wisconsin's largest city Monday. And in a poll of Green Bay citizens taken over the weekend by a Chicago company, only about a third of the nearly 10,000 respondents said they wanted Favre to return as the team's starting quarterback."
30 people hahahahahahaha
"just checking, it's in danger of going under"
i guess the FDIC is going to be busy
has anyone ever read the comments posted after an article on WWL...i feel dumber after reading some of them
Will the Geeeeeeeee-men make the playoffs this year?
it's like 1000 cumfasts all commenting on the same article
"has anyone ever read the comments posted after an article on WWL...i feel dumber after reading some of them"
Never read the ones on WWL but I've seen them on other sites. They must be dumb everywhere.
"Will the Geeeeeeeee-men make the playoffs this year?"
dont see why not
NFC East will be crazy, you
gmen should make the playoffs, they didn't lose in the superbowl
stirring the pot, i'm bored
The Pats not making the playoffs would be fan-tas-tic
iggles will be awful, skins are a year away, and dallas still has tony romo, so the giants should win the division quite easily
The Korean kids around here are fascinated by Nike
Meiz is in korea?
"iggles will be awful, skins are a year away, and dallas still has tony romo, so the giants should win the division quite easily"
Seriously? The Cowboys won the division last year with Romo, right?
that was last year, he's had a whole offseason of banging jessica simpson and playing in US opens and celebrity golf tournaments....he'll be awful
Maybe they mailed some kids to Mequon via UPS
ask those korean kids if they knew Cho
Ah yes, adding Jessie to the equation is bad.
nfc east is always a dogfight
always
jessica helps
for sure
what do you guys think her pussy tastes like?
i imagine it taste like sunshine with a hint of vanilla
and chicken wings
Hopefully it doesn't taste like Chicken of the Sea
romo gets props though. he's living up his 15 minutes
didn't he date Carrie Underwood too for awhile?
I like watching that celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. That would be a fun tourney to go to.
"I like watching that celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. That would be a fun tourney to go to."
when i was in hikeskool we always ventured up there on saturday/sunday for that tournament. you could hang around the hotels and casinos (there 's only like 6) and get tons of autographs....Rev would have had a heart attack.
Romo had been socially associating with country music singer Carrie Underwood. They no longer date, but are still friends. He has also been seen with actress Sophia Bush. In November 2007, Romo began dating singer and actress Jessica Simpson.
he probably caught some neck from Carrie
this offshore drilling bullshit has to stop...
bush is a fucking moron.
I don't care about some thing that may or may not help, and certainly won't help for at least 10 years, and projections are it would lower the price of a barrel of oil by 1-2$.
idiot
A resume of Underwood, Bush, & Jessie is solid
socially associating? does that mean banging?
i'm going to start using "socially associated"...
yeah, i'm going to see this chick that i used to "socially associate" with in college
wall?
NL is a lock tonight
Why is the NL a lock?
I think they're a lock as well
The NL is better at every position
plus they have a bunch of cubs
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