Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Tuesdays Post

So I am writing this post a few days ahead of time. I am not really sure I can make it current unless I go into Shamfordeque levels of wrongness. I'd do that, but I am afraid that will lead me down a path that ends with an ugly suga momma wife and a retarded looking kid. Actually I am not sure if the shamford writing leads to ugly wife and kid or if the ugly wife and kid lead to shamford writing. Either way I am afraid to find out. In a somewhat related note, congrats to Sparty and Friends for finally removing all association with Shamford. Good work

And now, back by popular demand. Brutus And Timmy!


Brutus: Damn Timmy it's been a long time since we've been together like this.



Timmy: I know B, the offseason is long, I missed your musk.



Brutus: Same here and I am so glad that I don't have to play an SEC team this year. Their speed, their power, I can't handle it, never could.



Timmy: But you gotta play USC this year, that's a freakin' powerhouse.



Brutus: Pac 10 is no problem, they got great poon though.



Timmy: You better be scared B, USC has some mad speed and power. I don't think they'd struggle in the SEC. You gotta go there and play a speedy freaking team.



Brutus: They're like the SEC? Power and speed? Holy Shit Timmy I'm scared. Hold me, Timmy.



Timmy: I always do B, I always do.

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El Padrino said...

nightmare today

El Padrino said...

market getting crushed

El Padrino said...

the real reason IAM is in Tennessee

blue said...

B&T is always high quality

El Padrino said...

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae...

Both Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac hold about $5 trillion worth of mortgage guarantees in this country, roughly about half of the 9.5 trillion mortgage debt. Their survival is paramount.


If they go under the world will end.

El Padrino said...

no more dividend for GM shareholders, whoever you are

blue said...

they won't go under, they're gov't secured, and the feds will bail them out...

but the other 150 banks that are going to report awful earnings this week, some won't be so lucky

blue said...

the only GM shareholders anymore, are their employees

El Padrino said...

Wamu

El Padrino said...

that sound last night was Freak having a mini stroke after learning of Manning's bursa sac removal procedure

El Padrino said...

Sheets definetely looks like an alien

I'm a big, fat liar said...

I'm hungry

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Sheets is a sexy beast

blue said...

I miss Jug

El Padrino said...

gollum gonna get a beatdown today if he keeps this shit up

I'm a big, fat liar said...

This is gonna be a shitty day.

Tyler said...

Jose Canseco got knocked the fuck out!

Tyler said...

Pictures on the Canseco article are the awesomeness.

blue said...

tyfast

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Buy him a bulb of garlic

Tyler said...

Vin Scully used to pronounce his name: Ho-Say Can-Sake-O

Tyler said...

Dude, when was that posted?

Tyler said...

And that's Steven Tyfast to you.

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahaha

canseco

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Does bleu live in the Boulder area?

El Padrino said...

he lives in LODO

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i suck at combat arms but its fun, die as many times as i kill someone, what sucks is that it all depends on which gun you have

blue said...

"Does bleu live in the Boulder area?"


no, i'm not a hippy, nor a college student...and it's expensive as fuck to live up there

blue said...

"Dude, when was that posted?"

yesterday, or maybe sunday

paula pierce has a vagina said...

anyone watch that show 'intervention'? riveting. Show is usually about substance abuse, but Rev was on it, under the name josh, he had a food addiction, was 5+ bills. they showed him going to taco beezy and ordering 2 meals and some extra stuff. unlike me, an obese guy really looks disgusting whilst he consumes that much food, said he ate 5000-8000 calories a day, damn. dude had a sweat patch on his back just from being alive.

Keith S said...

"Dude, when was that posted?"

I posted that he got KO'd, but there was no link.

El Padrino said...

obese like delouise

Keith S said...

Keep your nuts away from your preggo wife

El Padrino said...

nut allergies are scary

El Padrino said...

my cousin has to walk around with an Ephipen just in case

Keith S said...

Yahoo! with some shamford level writing...

"Maybe if Clint Hurdle had been around, such a predicament wouldn’t have happened.
The NL manager said Monday that he places plenty of importance on winning the All-Star game. Whether that means pitching starter Cliff Lee two or three innings or leaving hitters on the bench the full nine, so be it.
“We’re not gonna play for a tie,” Hurdle said."

blue said...

Hurdle is managing both teams

JFreak said...

Riveting.

Tyler said...

Aitch, what is a typical NDR set list? I need some mood music when I'm writing Skip Tracer.

Tyler said...

"Sweat Patch" is Rev's porn name.

Tyler said...

I hope to Jeebus that NDR covers Holy Diver regularly.

El Padrino said...

"Aitch, what is a typical NDR set list? I need some mood music when I'm writing Skip Tracer."

Pat Benatar

Tyler said...

Rock Band 2 setlist. Looks pretty awesome. If it was posted before, bite me.

tem said...

did i miss anything good?

Keith S said...

"I hope to Jeebus that NDR covers Holy Diver regularly."

I think I axed him before if they played that and he said no.

Keith S said...

"did i miss anything good?"

The Good Egg waitress was here looking for you yesterday

El Padrino said...

"ensure quality service and to keep us all ahead of trends, curves and issues that we all face today."

make sense?

trends and curves? aren't they the same

lil help, damn i need to bust out that bidness writing textbook sometime soon

tem said...

did you send her to HIlton Head.

it's a small place, she's sure to find me here.

tem said...

yesterday was drinking contest day.

my dad beat me 23-19. i am a loser.

Keith S said...

What a stupid headline on WWL.

Oh My Josh, He Lost?

WFT?

JFreak said...

hi tem.

tem said...

hi freak

tem said...

i did not watch the derby.

i played very drunk euchre.

Keith S said...

I miss euchre. Nobody here knows how to play it.

tem said...

it could have said "quit joshing me! he lost??"

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Tem!

tem said...

teach them keith. teach them incorrectly too.

"this 9 is the most powerful card there is"

tem said...

i'm at an internet cafe. i have 7 minutes left. if i go over my time i assume they kilt me.

El Padrino said...

your dad is long in experience

tem said...

why the name change?

blue said...

coldplay is awful

tem said...

i couldn't overcome his experience.

i jumped to an early lead, but he came back and dominated.

it was good for him to win though. now he feels better about himself.

JFreak said...

Euchre is awesome.

Tyler said...

Tem knows what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

El Padrino said...

just blew off my boss, told him i'm busy

while I am

currently i'm looking up movie quotes

Keith S said...

"teach them keith."

That's too much work.

Tyler said...

Like a drifter Tem was born to walk alone.

Tyler said...

And he's made up his mind, he ain't wasting no more time.

blue said...

tem is just a lonely girl, living in a lonely world?

Keith S said...

Whitesnake is awesome

blue said...

*small town girl, living in a lonely world

Tyler said...

Here Tem goes again on his own.

blue said...

tanya kitain (sp) was cool in that video

blue said...

then she beat the hell out of chuck finley

tem said...

good song.

blue said...

is he going down the only road he's ever known?

tem said...

skip tracer should cover it.

blue said...

tem has made up his mind, he ain't wastin' no more time

tem said...

eff you billy packer.

tem said...

ok time to go.

i'll have to stop by again one day.

blue said...

tem almost doubled the LoV output by himself in 10 minutes

El Padrino said...

seek revenge on tu papa

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Drown him

Tyler said...

I'm busy and don't have time, but the next Temlonely song is: Livin' On a Prayer.

WHOA!, Tem's half-way there,
WHOA!, Livin' on a prayer!
Take Tem's hand and we'll make it, Tem swears,
WHOA!, Livin' on a prayer!

I'm a big, fat liar said...

Seriously, internet cafe is hilarious.

Tyler said...

Tem used to work on the docks,
Union's been on strike,
Tem's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough.

blue said...

tem dreams of runnin away,
when she cries in the night,
tem whispers, baybeee it's oOOOOOOOOkayyyy..someday

I'm a big, fat liar said...

marcomarco locked himself out of his house today. Hilarity.

blue said...

what a moron

isiah thomas said...

TMLL

Keith S said...

poor rev

First the diet, now this.

blue said...

at least the sixers aren't moving to Oklahoma City

El Padrino said...

i'll be a wreck when Shea gets the dynamite

El Padrino said...

actually i'm throwing a funeral party for Shea, whenever that is

complete with a Mr. Met appearence

i wonder what he charges for a half hour

blue said...

why are they tearing down shea? (s)

I'm a big, fat liar said...

I want to throw down at McCormick & Schmicks.

El Padrino said...

I HAVE JUST SECURED BILLY JOEL TICKETS FOR THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT SHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

IT IS THE LAST CONCERT SHEA STADIUM WILL EVER SEE AND I WILL BE THERE WITH A MASSIVE ERECTION!

I'm a big, fat liar said...

I thought I was coming to Billy.



::sad face::

El Padrino said...

"I thought I was coming to Billy.

::sad face::"

and i want you there
but i'm not sporting the flight AND the ticket

I'm a big, fat liar said...

No shit?

El Padrino said...

i have two tickets, if i could just talk my wife into letting you have the other one.....

I'm a big, fat liar said...

HUNGRY

blue said...

tell her how much meiz means to you

blue said...

papsmear is a douche

blue said...

Robin, the fro, Lopez had a decent showing in the summer league

blue said...

the kid from the 'cuse scored 40 last night

El Padrino said...

the italian looked ok too
not bad

blue said...

yeah, he had a solid game for his first day out

El Padrino said...

the flash, plastic man movies are in the works fellas

El Padrino said...

also the spirit is another Frank Miller project

I'm a big, fat liar said...

This is a terrible day.

El Padrino said...

things be busy you

Keith S said...

On this day in 1990...

Betsy King won the U.S. Women's Open golf championship for a second straight year when Patty Sheehan blew a nine-stroke lead on the final day

El Padrino said...

skunkpatch's wifey?

Keith S said...

"actually i'm throwing a funeral party for Shea, whenever that is"

I was reading yesterday that Chipper asked the Mets for a seat and a Shea sign that he can put in his son's room.

NS

El Padrino said...

"I was reading yesterday that Chipper asked the Mets for a seat and a Shea sign that he can put in his son's room.

NS"

yeah, what an asshole

El Padrino said...

Titletown shit on espn is fucking dumb and the Gator chomp clap is worse then O H , I O chant

El Padrino said...

antoher great idear from the heads at WWL

El Padrino said...

who is NOW!

El Padrino said...

who's posting tomorrow?
get that shit in early.....

I'm a big, fat liar said...

My boss had not seen Charles Barkley's golf swing until about a half hour ago. He can't get over it. He just watches the clip over and over just cackling.

El Padrino said...

Max Payne also a movie in the works, Marky Mark to play him

Keith S said...

I bet if Chuck played against mize, Chuck would win.

El Padrino said...

max payne trailer is awesome

I'm a big, fat liar said...

"I bet if Chuck played against mize, Chuck would win."

NOT A FUCKING CHANCE

Keith S said...

"NOT A FUCKING CHANCE"

Liar

El Padrino said...

the spirit characters, scarlett jo, eva mendes, jamie king

fuck

JFreak said...

we todd did

isiah thomas said...

You fake like a smile, like a hug I’m tight.

name the artist

I'm a big, fat liar said...

That kid being arrested really is retarded.

How irritating

Keith S said...

Van Gogh

El Padrino said...

Common?

El Padrino said...

"A Chinese student was removed from Clements High School in Fort Bend, Texas after parents complained he had re-created the school grounds in a game and uploaded the map for his friends to play. The boy was placed in the district’s alternate education school and later arrested, as the police considered him a “terroristic threat”."



Blame Cho, not the cops

blue said...

blame Don Imus

isiah thomas said...

Common?

Yessir!

Keith S said...

NYC metro area has the best Google skillz

isiah thomas said...

T.R.O.Y.

name this song title and artist

blue said...

scoop jackson is a moron

anyone who says "so and so could be playing in the NBA, but would rather be a legend on the street" deserves to have their credentials taken away.

I get the respekt angle, but the ultimate respeckt is in $$$ signs, and if dude could ball in the NBA, he'd be making his millions, no matter what kind of "respekt" he gots.

blue said...

scoop jackson sounds like pecos jackson when he tells tales about the NY point guards

El Padrino said...

"NYC metro area has the best Google skillz"

did not, never do
if you've ever listened to Common you can see one of his bar's from a mile away

isiah thomas said...

"so and so could be playing in the NBA, but would rather be a legend in UPS Stores"

*fixed

El Padrino said...

dont know TROY but guessing it has something to do with Pastor TROY?

El Padrino said...

Earl "The Goat" Manigault, starring Don Cheadle is a good flick

blue said...

TWGKS


i actually thought the story was about meiz until scoop clarified that it was in NYC.

Keith S said...

Jilarity

blue said...

Dwight Shrute is in a new movie...doesn't look funny

isiah thomas said...

They Reminisce Over You

Pete Rock & C.L Smooth

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dwight is only good as dwight, his juno role was forced

El Padrino said...

Pete rock and CL is some good shit

been awhile tho

I'm a big, fat liar said...

"i actually thought the story was about meiz until scoop clarified that it was in NYC."


The goat stole my act. I just couldn't get any pub in the suburbs of Milwaukee.

Keith S said...

suburbs of Milwaukee is hilarity

El Padrino said...

white trash story of the year?

an 8 month old boy but?

El Padrino said...

i thought milwaukee was a suburb

El Padrino said...

blue do you have any mony in Colorado Federal Bank?

El Padrino said...

SB champs training camp opens July 24....major wood

blue said...

"blue do you have any mony in Colorado Federal Bank?"

no, that name sounds made up, i don't put money in made up banks

blue said...

"i thought milwaukee was a suburb"

it is, it's a suburb of Chicago

El Padrino said...

"no, that name sounds made up, i don't put money in made up banks"

just checking, it's in danger of going under

blue said...

"That's part of the reason why only 30 people showed up for a pro-Favre rally in Wisconsin's largest city Monday. And in a poll of Green Bay citizens taken over the weekend by a Chicago company, only about a third of the nearly 10,000 respondents said they wanted Favre to return as the team's starting quarterback."


30 people hahahahahahaha

blue said...

"just checking, it's in danger of going under"

i guess the FDIC is going to be busy

blue said...

has anyone ever read the comments posted after an article on WWL...i feel dumber after reading some of them

Keith S said...

Will the Geeeeeeeee-men make the playoffs this year?

blue said...

it's like 1000 cumfasts all commenting on the same article

Keith S said...

"has anyone ever read the comments posted after an article on WWL...i feel dumber after reading some of them"

Never read the ones on WWL but I've seen them on other sites. They must be dumb everywhere.

El Padrino said...

"Will the Geeeeeeeee-men make the playoffs this year?"

dont see why not

Keith S said...

NFC East will be crazy, you

blue said...

gmen should make the playoffs, they didn't lose in the superbowl

blue said...

stirring the pot, i'm bored

Keith S said...

The Pats not making the playoffs would be fan-tas-tic

blue said...

iggles will be awful, skins are a year away, and dallas still has tony romo, so the giants should win the division quite easily

I'm a big, fat liar said...

The Korean kids around here are fascinated by Nike

blue said...

Meiz is in korea?

Keith S said...

"iggles will be awful, skins are a year away, and dallas still has tony romo, so the giants should win the division quite easily"

Seriously? The Cowboys won the division last year with Romo, right?

blue said...

that was last year, he's had a whole offseason of banging jessica simpson and playing in US opens and celebrity golf tournaments....he'll be awful

Keith S said...

Maybe they mailed some kids to Mequon via UPS

blue said...

ask those korean kids if they knew Cho

Keith S said...

Ah yes, adding Jessie to the equation is bad.

El Padrino said...

nfc east is always a dogfight

always

El Padrino said...

jessica helps
for sure

El Padrino said...

what do you guys think her pussy tastes like?

i imagine it taste like sunshine with a hint of vanilla

blue said...

and chicken wings

Keith S said...

Hopefully it doesn't taste like Chicken of the Sea

blue said...

romo gets props though. he's living up his 15 minutes

blue said...

didn't he date Carrie Underwood too for awhile?

Keith S said...

I like watching that celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. That would be a fun tourney to go to.

blue said...

"I like watching that celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. That would be a fun tourney to go to."

when i was in hikeskool we always ventured up there on saturday/sunday for that tournament. you could hang around the hotels and casinos (there 's only like 6) and get tons of autographs....Rev would have had a heart attack.

Keith S said...

Romo had been socially associating with country music singer Carrie Underwood. They no longer date, but are still friends. He has also been seen with actress Sophia Bush. In November 2007, Romo began dating singer and actress Jessica Simpson.

El Padrino said...

he probably caught some neck from Carrie

blue said...

this offshore drilling bullshit has to stop...

bush is a fucking moron.

I don't care about some thing that may or may not help, and certainly won't help for at least 10 years, and projections are it would lower the price of a barrel of oil by 1-2$.

idiot

Keith S said...

A resume of Underwood, Bush, & Jessie is solid

blue said...

socially associating? does that mean banging?

blue said...

i'm going to start using "socially associated"...

yeah, i'm going to see this chick that i used to "socially associate" with in college

blue said...

wall?

El Padrino said...

NL is a lock tonight

Keith S said...

Why is the NL a lock?

blue said...

I think they're a lock as well

blue said...

The NL is better at every position

blue said...

plus they have a bunch of cubs

blue said...

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