Monday, July 28, 2008

Thanks for showing up.

I get shut out by EP in April, and I get all sorts of shit for it. Yet, I hang a 12-niller on Tyler, and not a peep. I see how it is.

The Brew Crew is 1 game back of the Cubs for 1st in the NL Central. You may or may not have heard about this. 4 game series starts on Monday.

I need to figure a good way to move my fish. So far I got 2 5 gallon buckets with translucent lids. I thing I need a super cheap bucket or two to wash the new rocks in.

This place is starting to look like we're moving out. Jack shit on the walls, spots the need to be removed. Once we get the rest of the little shit out of here, it'll be smooth sailing for the movers to get the big shit.

I think the Tour de France is over now. congrats to the "winner".

I want to watch The Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou soon. I enjoy that film.

Did Tem go to the Arena Bowl?

I'm hung up right now. Time for a break.



I'm pretty hammered right now.

Rev.

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Keith S said...

"I get shut out by EP in April, and I get all sorts of shit for it. Yet, I hang a 12-niller on Tyler, and not a peep."


East coast bias

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I love downloading a song & then having some mulignan screaming "Streetsweepers!!!!!" over the song. Or "Clueminatti!!!!" or "Swizzy!!!""

wow, fucking idiot. werent you making fun of tem regarding 'internet cafes'? those fucked up song files are easily avoided now(been for years) by 'torrents', try them one day and save yourself some cash. And DL = steal is freak talk

tem said...

tem did not go to arena bowl. i watched the end on tv. fantastic ending.


you need to give me more than a couple hours to comment on your shut out.

btw, nice shut out.

El Padrino said...

nyc shutouts are the greatest

El Padrino said...

bartender, i would like 124 Pints of beer please

Keg on saturday was wise.

blue said...

the reds suck

tem said...

kegs are always wise.

blue said...

3 game sweep and got outscored 23-3 in the 3 games

El Padrino said...

spiff's grandaddy doing work

blue said...

power rankings are up

El Padrino said...

it's a little disgusting that it's such a popular genre

El Padrino said...

that pic reminds me how big of an asshole manny is

truly awesome

blue said...

yeah, the sad thing is that I thought that pic was from his 500th HR, but after looking at it for a second, it was from last year's AL division series...

it's sad that you don't know which HR it's a picture of because he's always being a douche like that

tem said...

what picture?

El Padrino said...

fastball to the cranium would clear that up in a minute

tem said...

clear what up?

tem said...

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El Padrino said...

nice wall

El Padrino said...

big series indeed meiz, not sure why you and freak are not betting on it

either way good luck

El Padrino said...

goose gossage was old school man
glad he got in, one hell of a reliever

El Padrino said...

looks like we might hit rev today

S

El Padrino said...

If there was a *wall made of cheese, rev would eat it.

El Padrino said...

Cuil.com

JFreak said...

Anything worthwhile happen in the last week?

El Padrino said...

zeke got nazi'd at work, can only talk in LOVAD

other than that, nothing worthwhile

El Padrino said...

but we had our moments..

tem said...

one day was good, can't remember which.

El Padrino said...

"Wow," Alex Rodriguez reportedly told GM Brian Cashman after the deal, "I want to kiss you."

not helping yourself A-Rod, just not.

El Padrino said...

the Pedroia drop has to be the drop of the year

tem said...

i am happy with that waiver wire pick up for sure.

JFreak said...

fun times.

El Padrino said...

how was wherever you were

tem said...

did freak see thursdays post?

JFreak said...

wisconsin was pretty good.

JFreak said...

tried to go to the mequon ups store, but didn't have time.

tem said...

did you meet any nice socks?

tem said...

did you handle the boom mic with authority?

Keith S said...

iam is starting shit in Tenn. already

Keith S said...

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

tem said...

iam is a troublesome old white man.

tem said...

i read that shia stuff.

hilarity.

that dude must be a complete fuck up.

tem said...

NASCAR was beyond stupid this week.

What a joke.

tem said...

every 10 laps they forced the cars to pit for new tires.


what a joke.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

do not go to the garlic festival in gilroy, CA because where the fuck is the garlic? i use more at home when i cook. The only exceptions were the garlic fries, but you can get those anywhere, and the garlic ice cream which was solid

tem said...

HUNGRY

Keith S said...

garlic ice cream?

El Padrino said...

thanks spiff, how did the northerners treat you though

paula pierce has a vagina said...

nor cal people are trash, there is a much higher percentage of people with ink, and awful tats, do not get work dome up there, the artists must suck. There are a LOT more females with ink up there, and the popular thing seems to be tattooing on the top of the foot. If a girl has ink, 80% chance one of her tats is on the top of her foot in nor cal

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the people were fine i guess as the only people i interacted with were the friends i went up with, their family, or their friends

paula pierce has a vagina said...

saw a guy with a biedrins shirt, reminded me where i was

El Padrino said...

stars on the foot are popular bitch tats, i've noticed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"werent you making fun of tem regarding 'internet cafes'? those fucked up song files are easily avoided now(been for years) by 'torrents', try them one day and save yourself some cash. And DL = steal is freak talk"

WELL SOOOOOORRRRRYY. I haven't pirated any copyrighted material in years.

And stealin' is stealin'.

El Padrino said...

stop snitchin'

Keith S said...

What a joke of a race. ... I should have stayed home. All it was, was a 10-lap shoot-out.


tem is commenting on WWL again

Keith S said...

big wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I came dangerously close to ordering the Taco Bell Challenge yesterday.

Keith S said...

Why didn't you?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not sure

Keith S said...

The team is "trying to be very confident, but that doesn't mean overconfident," Krzyzewski said.
"We don't have nothing to be complacent about," he said.


So you have everything to be complacent about?

El Padrino said...

leftovers man
jesus they are the best

Keith S said...

Yes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Left overs from the ginzo birthday party?

Keith S said...

At what age to girls get their first thong?

tem said...

"tem is commenting on WWL again"

i'm blackballed from commenting on there at all. something about inappropriate comments made towards the wife of a writer.

tem said...

""We don't have nothing to be complacent about," he said.


So you have everything to be complacent about?
"


no, they have at least one thing to be complacent about.

tem said...

"At what age to girls get their first thong?"

sadly, for some girls, never.

El Padrino said...

"sadly, for some girls, never."

i can only hope

El Padrino said...

deke you should know we always overcook, there is always leftover son

tem said...

"At what age to girls get their first thong?"

although for some girls it is good that they never get thongs.

think gilbert grape's mom.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke you should know we always overcook, there is always leftover son"


Of course. I never contested your leftovers.

tem said...

why aren't the dolphins trying to get favre?

Keith S said...

"no, they have at least one thing to be complacent about."

I knew a WV'er could help me with that translation

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Parcells doesn't want Favre

Tyler said...

It's Gilroy, Spiff. 'Nuff said.

tem said...

"I knew a WV'er could help me with that translation"

i am a linguistic genius.

Tyler said...

At least you rep'd SoCal and acted all condescending and smarmy, right?

tem said...

"Parcells doesn't want Favre"

why not? his other qbs are all horrid.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why not? his other qbs are all horrid."

Parcells knows there's no winning in Miami this year. Or next.

Tyler said...

Josh Childress to some Europ - ok, I can stop posting this right?

El Padrino said...

yea, we're good

El Padrino said...

the favre thing is out of control, some crazy cheesehead is going to kill that Thompson character

tem said...

Josh Childress went to a team in Europe???

tem said...

s

El Padrino said...

how about the Margarito fight, upset huh?

El Padrino said...

i love money show on VH1 is a non-stop laugh train

tem said...

"how about the Margarito fight, upset huh?"

::blank stare::

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the favre thing is out of control, some crazy cheesehead is going to kill that Thompson character"


Favre is a more likely target. Pack fans are with Ted Thompson on this issue.

tem said...

favre just needs to retire to his boring MS life.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1985...

Professional golfer Pat Bradley won the Du Maurier Classic and captured the third major championship of her career.

Keith S said...

favre just needs to go away forever and ever

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how about the Margarito fight, upset huh?"

Yes! I forgot. Can't wait for the replay.

Keith S said...

mize could beat Margarito

Tyler said...

Oh and if you had 9 in the Prii count pool for today, you are a winner.

Tyler said...

Favre should fight Margarito.

Keith S said...

Stepbrothers was hilarity, but they left out a lot of the lines that are in the trailer

tem said...

Prii count is going down lately it seems.

Keith S said...

"Prii count is going down lately it seems."

Cuz the price of gas is going down.



(S)

Keith S said...

Red Sux losing 2 of 3 to the Yanks = aitch nowhere to be found

El Padrino said...

i was thinking of H last night while I was jammin on GTH 3

Keith S said...

I'm glad you said "while I was jammin on GTH 3"

Keith S said...

Does GTH stand for Guitar Time Hero?

JFreak said...

"Josh Childress to some Europ - ok, I can stop posting this right?"

huh?

tem said...

Grand Theft Hero?

tem said...

Gas is 3.65 here.

Keith S said...

$3.91 here.

tem said...

i win

El Padrino said...

Gee-Tar-Hero III

El Padrino said...

4.11 here

Tyler said...

4.37$ at the high-priced gas station across the street in Westwood. According to gasbuddy, it's 4.22$ at the Costco I go to. I have to stop by there tomorrow and fill up.

Keith S said...

How many gallons does it take to fill up your Prius?

Tyler said...

It takes 10 gallons to fill up my Civic.

Keith S said...

So it's a Civic Prius?

Keith S said...

newer?

Tyler said...

Um, no, I don't own a Prius. There are so many on the road now that counting them is a good way to pass the time during my horrid commute.

El Padrino said...

i understood that

Keith S said...

I was giving you shit about having a Prius, tyaitch

Keith S said...

aka...sarcasm

El Padrino said...

i wish it didnt cost money to incorporate things, i'd like an El Pad brand

Keith S said...

Would the logo be a gold necklace laying on top of a bed of chest hair?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need aitch's professional opinion on something.

Legal question.

El Padrino said...

it might keef

Keith S said...

Today is a struggle

El Padrino said...

indeed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Today sucks. I'm gonna brighten it up in a minute. I hope

Keith S said...

I thought mize was supposed to have some new idea for today's post?

Keith S said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
My new gimmick will be revealed with next Monday's post.

July 21, 2008 12:14 PM

Keith S said...

maybe he was lying

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

El Brandrino

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I thought mize was supposed to have some new idea for today's post?"

I got lazy an am running a series of well made amateur lightsaber fights. Just for you, Keith.

Keith S said...

You mine as well just poke my eyes out.

Keith S said...

mize is an artist

Keith S said...

Brett Favre is trying to un-retire

Keith S said...

The lemmings almost have more comments than us today

Keith S said...

That may or may not have been a challenge

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. What's to talk aboot?

Keith S said...

Favre

Keith S said...

I keed

Keith S said...

Cubs/Brewers will split the series

El Padrino said...

computer problems
a tech downloaded a new program this morning and since then my comp keeps shutting down and re-booting without me even touching it

Keith S said...

NYC metro area computer techs are the worse

tem said...

wow, new logo. that's different.

Keith S said...

Yes. It's because I'm an ass

tem said...

i used except the except opposite at least 10 times this weekend and nobody corrected me.

tem said...

i also used worse and better. i got corrected when i used better, but worse passed through.

tem said...

examples:


that movie was the better movie

that's the worse call i've ever seen blue (this was said to an umpire, not blue)

Keith S said...

We had an umpire last night that didn't have his anchor dropped behind the plate. Where there was a play at second base, he would go out towards the mound to make the call. It was amazazing.

tem said...

"Yes. It's because I'm an ass"

you mean an as?


if you were an ass you're missing an 's'

Keith S said...

as is the abbreviation

tem said...

our umpire decided that if you were on second base and the guy at the plate hit a ground rule double that you only got to move to third base, first time any ump had made that ruling...it was the playoffs.

also he decided that if someone hit a ball to the outfield and the outfielder touched the ball, but it rolled into the woods that it would be a live ball. an absolutely ridiculous rule. he fucked up 3 times too on whether or not an outfielder touched the ball. he had his anchor in and was making the call from 300+ feet away.

tem said...

"as is the abbreviation"

of ass? why abbreviated it? you are only saving 1 letter. that is we todd did.

tem said...

i am going to call columbus and complain about the live ball rule.

someone is going to get hurt by that rule. you can't have the ball go into the woods and have an outfielder barreling after it. someone outfielder is gonna get a branch in the eye.

Keith S said...

Party schools

tem said...

other than those 2 stupid as. rules the ump did a good job.

Keith S said...

"our umpire decided that if you were on second base and the guy at the plate hit a ground rule double that you only got to move to third base, first time any ump had made that ruling...it was the playoffs."

That's because 2 + 2 = 3

tem said...

those rankings obviously did not take couch burning into account, otherwise WVU would have been higher.

El Padrino said...

what's "woods"?

Keith S said...

"someone is going to get hurt by that rule. you can't have the ball go into the woods and have an outfielder barreling after it. someone outfielder is gonna get a branch in the eye"

Or eaten by a bear.

tem said...

"That's because 2 + 2 = 3"

the ump said the runner moves only as far as he is forced to move.

so he is only forced to move to third.

Keith S said...

"of ass? why abbreviated it? you are only saving 1 letter. that is we todd did."

It was supposed to be hilarity, but I guess it wasn't.

Keith S said...

"the ump said the runner moves only as far as he is forced to move.

so he is only forced to move to third."

Ah, so it was a ghost runner.

tem said...

"Or eaten by a bear"

exactly.


what's "woods"?

woods are where bears live.

tem said...

"It was supposed to be hilarity, but I guess it wasn't."

it may have been. i might just be saying crap.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What the fuck is this anchor you speak of?

Keith S said...

"what's "woods"?"

Tiger. He watches softball in Columbus whilst rehabbing.

tem said...

"Ah, so it was a ghost runner."

even a fucking ghost runner scores in that situation. the ump was an as.

Keith S said...

When I was a kid, ghost runners only move when they were forced.

Keith S said...

"What the fuck is this anchor you speak of?"

The same one that keeps you from going in to town to get bait.

tem said...

"What the fuck is this anchor you speak of?"

a theoretical anchor that keeps the ump from never moving from behind the plate.

most umps at rec league softball games never move from behind the plate. so if there is a play at 2nd their fat as. is just sitting back there making the call even though he should have moved his as. and gotted into position to see the play.

tem said...

"When I was a kid, ghost runners only move when they were forced."

well i guess this guy played with you when you were kids and applied those rules.

Keith S said...

gotted into position is hook da hook

And as. is hilarity

tem said...

**keeps the ump from moving behind.

i guess that "never" part fucks up what i was trying to say.

Keith S said...

Ghost runner

Keith S said...

I guess our rules varied depending on the state.

tem said...

ghost runner wiki stuff is good.

Keith S said...

That was fun whilst it lasted

tem said...

yeah it was good times.

tem said...

nyc metro woods are the worse.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck utility companies. Do I really need to be on hold for 15 minutes? Jeebus.

tem said...

your call is very important to them.

tem said...

it will be answered in the order it was received.

Tyler said...

EL P beat me to it; woods, WFT?

Tyler said...

I had an unassisted double play yesterday.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was putting together a NY woods gag, but I lost my drive. Fuckin' customers.

tem said...

woods line the outfield.

they are between the outfield and the highway. its so people can't watch our games while they drive by.

tem said...

gone time. i hope blue isn't nazied at the new place.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

blue will show up to combat war for 5 mins

Tyler said...

So the woods help cut down on drive-byes? They should plant more trees in South Central.

Tyler said...

AND that was the 187 comment. Pretty awesome.

Keith S said...

Huge day today

Tyler said...

This place is zoidberg.

Tyler said...

R.I.P. LoV

Tyler said...

we had a good run.

Tyler said...

honestly, did anyone think this would last more than a month at the most?

Tyler said...

almost two years.

Tyler said...

573 posts.

Tyler said...

it was a good run.

Tyler said...

but all good things must come to an end.

Tyler said...

we should release a press statement

Tyler said...

or update our wiki entry

Tyler said...

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