Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Ride That Pony

I said it last week and I'll say it again, please go away Brett Favre, just go away. Why don't you take a cue from Josh Childress and go to Europe or Canada or somewhere else. Or just play here but keep your mouth shut.

FYI, the MMA thing on CBS did not get too great of ratings. I am sure all involved were disappointed. The fights themselves were entertaining. Also I must I learnt something new. Gus Johnson is black. I had no idea. None at all. It was news to me.

From some idiot on WWL "To get a superstar of Teixeira's magnitude, you have to give up something in return. ." Umm no shit Sherlock. God Damn are people dumb.

I'm taking 10 for the Prii count today.

I am flying to Auburn here shortly, so I won't be on during the day. I'll probably be on tonight though as I imagine Auburn is boring and there will be nothing to do at night. Of course I could go watch a movie or something. I'll just play it by ear.

OK, I am tired and running late so here's a movie review:

Swing Vote

This movie comes out in a couple weeks and I was lucky enough to have not seen an advanced screening. They didn't have one in my area, so that was nice. I like it when Hollywood up and does nice things like that for me. Anyway, this ones got Kevin Costner in it. In the movie he and his wife (we'll say played by Kate Walsh because I want to wreck her) have fallen on hard times and want to add a little excitement to their life. So first they get a Wii, but that just doesn't cut it. After that they start talking about swinging. They can't really decided if they want to go swinging or not, so they put it to a vote. They go out and ask all of their friends and relatives and even their pastor if they think that Kevin and his wife should swing. I'm not sure but I think this is where they get the title of the movie from. Anyway as usual with movies I don't watch hilarity ensues. They ask Kevin's mom and she is all about it. In fact she nearly steals the show, also I should note that she is played by Estelle Getty or whatever that lady is that died. I'm hearing she might get a posthumous Oscar nod for this one. It will finally vindicate her for her snub from Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!

Where was I? Oh yeah, so Kevin and Kate ask all their friends to vote on whether or not they should swing, hilarity ensues and then the movie ends with you finding out how the vote went. I'm not gonna ruin the ending for you, but I'll tell you that it sets up a sequel just fine.

Anyway this one gets 4 helmet stickers out of 5 because I actually think it is a great idea for a real movie.

342 comments:

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El Padrino said...

movie review was entertaining, hopefully it pleases tits

El Padrino said...

and Texiera is not a superstar so that person is even more dumb

El Padrino said...

White button down shirt
Gray pinstripe pants
Black Loafers

El Padrino said...

that's my new thing btw, listing today's attire

i have no rhyme or reason for it

El Padrino said...

fucking mussina

trying to beat the first place team and he turns in that effort?

asswipe

El Padrino said...

i'm in this bitch dancin on the walls...feel like i'm stuck in an elevator

El Padrino said...

i'm pissin on the elevator floor

tem said...

today will be shorts and a t-shirt as i travel to auburn and then pretend to want to rent a room.

tem said...

white socks and gym shoes.

tem said...

movie review better entertain tits.

tem said...

i worked for a solid 5 minutes on that thing.

El Padrino said...

oh one of those survey things again

El Padrino said...

but what are you surveying again?

tem said...

doing a market study on apartments around auburn.

tem said...

figure out how much they charge, how nice they are, how full they are and all that jazz.

then i set the prices for the apartments we may or may not build there. put that into a model and give it to the big boss and he decides if he wants to do the deal or not.

tem said...

its nice because i am encouraged to talk to 21yr old hot chicks.

El Padrino said...

sweet gig tem
i like

but i thought you were an accountant or is that blue bird?

tem said...

i am an accountant too.

in addition to that stuff i do some taxes and review some taxes and what nots.

and other accountant type crap.

its a small company so i do a lot of stuff.

tem said...

i only do the market study stuff about once every two months or so. the rest of the time i am in the office playing with numbers.

tem said...

blue is a controller now for some company. so he is an accountant too.

accountants are just the better.

El Padrino said...

OIC

El Padrino said...

accountants are bean counters

that's what wall street calls them
dont take it personal, i happen to think it's an important job

tem said...

ok, i'm off to the airport. el pad's got the run of the place.

tem said...

"accountants are bean counters"

true and we are jerks too.

tem said...

i'll be on in the AD.

El Padrino said...

godspeed col. Tem Austin

El Padrino said...

this place is crazy dead

El Padrino said...

so this is what a car dealership feels like right now

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wanna buy a pickup truck. One with terrible MPG. Got any?

El Padrino said...

sure, big one in the window, gets 12 MPG and eat's babies

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

All babies or just certain types?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm already getting crushed. My team needs to show up tonight.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got 6 total Ks from CC & DiceK

El Padrino said...

i cant stand this marlin team
they play so sloppy but win

and that park, good lord build them a new stadium already

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and that park, good lord build them a new stadium already"

The citizens don't want a publicly funded stadium. Their big claim is that a new stadium would serve no purpose to the citizens of the Miami-Dade area.

Morons.

El Padrino said...

"The citizens don't want a publicly funded stadium. Their big claim is that a new stadium would serve no purpose to the citizens of the Miami-Dade area.

Morons."

then move the fucking team and watch the outcry (if any), i can't even believe they have two fucking championships since 1995

El Padrino said...

Auburn would love a team, lots of ballplayers down there anyway

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The marlins should just be contracted and have all their player put in the Rule 5 draft pool.

Tyler said...

Prii count = 28. Huge number. Saw six of them when I was waiting at the light to turn onto Sepulveda.

El Padrino said...

big number indeed

paula pierce has a vagina said...

>10 ERA and still leading that category, awesome

Tyler said...

That 3 player adds per week is lame. I was going to pick up Rodney a full day before El P did.

Keith S said...

"fucking mussina

trying to beat the first place team and he turns in that effort?"

The Orioles aren't in first place.


(S)

Tyler said...

Yahoo's rankings are awesome. Last week Takashi Saito was ranking higher (by like 100) than Todd Jones and Saito didn't play at all. I know Todd Jones sucked but he should at least be ranked ahead of a guy that's on the DL.

Tyler said...

*ranked

Keith S said...

spiff's fast food challenge is being taken away

Tyler said...

Upon further review, ranking sort of makes sense.

El Padrino said...

the rankings are pitiful

El Padrino said...

no they are not

JFreak said...

Tyler is the mole.

Tyler said...

Oh, I meant my use of rankings in that sentence. The Yahoo! rankings don't make any sense whatsoever.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why the fuck do people bring their animals in here? Seriously.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you take the dog into the shoe store? The grocery store? Burger King? Gap? Costco?

Fuck these people.

Keith S said...

I take the dog to Petsmart

Keith S said...

Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?

JFreak said...

Carlos Mencia is a dick

Tyler said...

If Blue reads this at night, sorry man, I picked up your boy Jeff Baker. Expect him to immediately go on the DL or start a major slump.

Keith S said...

Mencia is the worse

Tyler said...

Why isn't Dane Cook on that website?

Tyler said...

They should have STARTED with him.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you take the dog into the shoe store? The grocery store? Burger King? Gap? Costco? "

actually, people do, over here, and sometimes they are carried around in a bag worth more than a month's rent for you or me, it's ridiculous

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?"

Not I. Just pay the 40 for Norton/

El Padrino said...

dikipedia, hahaaa

Keith S said...

I know how much Norton is. I was asking if anyone knew of a free one. Thanks

paula pierce has a vagina said...

was kwame's new contract discussed? how the fuck can dumars give him 2 yrs/8mil$? 8 more guaranteed million for that fucking stiff

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"actually, people do, over here, and sometimes they are carried around in a bag worth more than a month's rent for you or me, it's ridiculous"

Someone should find & hire teejer to go around and spit in these people's mouths.

Keith S said...

I have McAfee right now and it's expiring soon.

El Padrino said...

I have free norton shit, i'll check it when i get home

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My god, people are stupid.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?"

try AVG

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bitch comes in and asks me, "What size box did I buy last time?"


HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?"

time machine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I junked the time masheen. I got 175 bucks for it.

Keith S said...

"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?"

Computers keep records on file.

Tyler said...

Kwame signing is the worse.

Clippers signed Ricky Davis for two years, $4.7 million. He has an opt-out clause after this year.

El Padrino said...

Kwame Brown = black Darko

paula pierce has a vagina said...

Okafor signing for 6yrs/72mil$, the dude sucks, thats a lot of dough

Tyler said...

Clippers were looking at Okafor before they made the Camby trade. That guy is a crapshoot. When he's healthy he's a beast on the defensive end. Offensive skills aren't that great though. Bobcats are never going to be good. They are still paying Adam Morrison to sit on the bench, right?

Tyler said...

"I junked the time masheen. I got 175 bucks for it."

I hope you scrapped it for that amount of money. You could have sold it for a lot more than that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Computers keep records on file."

Not for nimrods.

Keith S said...

"try AVG"

Thanks

El Padrino said...

Knicks wanted Okafor, they are looking for a shotblocker/rebounder

Nuggets got thier energy man in Balkman

El Padrino said...

i think deke is calling himself a nimrod

Keith S said...

"They are still paying Adam Morrison to sit on the bench, right?"

He was out with an ACL wasn't he? He'll be back with a vengeance this year.


s

Tyler said...

Damn, Blew's not here.

"The Denver Nuggets acquired forward Renaldo Balkman from the New York Knicks on Monday for guard Taurean Green, forward Bobby Jones and a second-round draft pick in 2010."

What the hell are the Nuggs doing?

Tyler said...

Yeah, Morrison was out with an ACL last year. His mustache played 19 games and averaged 1.2 points.

Tyler said...

Did anyone bring up the Vujacic deal? Three years $15 million? Overpaid.

Keith S said...

15 months for Donaghy

Tyler said...

Vujacic - 8.8 points, 2.1 rebounds and 1.0 assists in 72 games.

That gets you $5 million?

El Padrino said...

isn't everyone in the NBA underpaid, except for guys that are in the last year of thier rookie deals and are playing better then anyone thought?

Tyler said...

You mean overpaid, right?

El Padrino said...

sorry overpaid

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sasha is overpaid, but the walton contract is the worse on the team, overpaid and long

Tyler said...

Yeah, I have no idear what they were thinking when they signed Walton to that contract. He's locked up 'til 2012/13. Crazy.

Tyler said...

The interesting thing is what they're going to do with Lamar. Keep him or trade him and then what happens after the season when he's a free agent?

Tyler said...

They're going to have to pay Bynum cash money in 2010/11. And then Gasol/Kobe in 2011/12.

Keith S said...

TMNBAT

El Padrino said...

i'm just glad we have comments

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Comments? We don't need no stinking comments!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

99

El Padrino said...

100

El Padrino said...

Donaghy gets 15 months in the slammer...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Limbaugh is trying to buy the Rams?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

they have a white QB

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I had a company car.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1976...

Cuban runner Alberto Juantorena won the 400-meter race at the Montreal Summer Games, becoming the first runner ever to win both the 400- and 800-meters at one Olympics

Keith S said...

"Donaghy gets 15 months in the slammer..."

El Cumdrinofast

El Padrino said...

nice keef

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

anus

Keith S said...

"I wish I had a company car."

You wish you had a UPS van?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You wish you had a UPS van?"

sure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ballsack

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

cock

Keith S said...

wall

Keith S said...

That was a cock block

tem said...

i'm in charlotte. layover for another 90 minutes.

got tired of sitting at the bar and dealing with the revolving door of wierd people who would sit by me and strike up conversations.

Keith S said...

So you're getting online and talking to weird people and not drinking?

tem said...

yeah, but at least this way it is wierd people i want to talk to.

El Padrino said...

good point

El Padrino said...

connecting flights suck dont they

tem said...

and as far as i know none of you are 75yr old men who are going to bitch about joe paterno for 15 minutes straight.

Keith S said...

Remember to yell War Eagle whilst looking at apartments

Keith S said...

"and as far as i know none of you are 75yr old men who are going to bitch about joe paterno for 15 minutes straight."

True. But at least you were drinking

tem said...

connecting flight saved the company $900 so I don't mind. i look like a hero. and really it is either sit in the airport and do nothing or sit in my office and do nothing.

at least at the airport there is a chance to see some hot chick.

tem said...

"Remember to yell War Eagle whilst looking at apartments"

i was going to yell "Roll Tide"

El Padrino said...

aids talk again, sad

tem said...

"True. But at least you were drinking"

good point.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How're the 9$ drinks

Keith S said...

"at least at the airport there is a chance to see some hot chick."

You can also do that at work looking on the internets.

tem said...

some senator got indicted for taking bribes.

no shit, don't they all? WGAF?

tem said...

"You can also do that at work looking on the internets."

that might violate our only intrawebs rule.

Keith S said...

They don't have to be naked hot chicks.

tem said...

"They don't have to be naked hot chicks."

says you.

Keith S said...

Yep, I said it

tem said...

i know.

Keith S said...

You should call Steve whilst you are in Charlotte.

Tyler said...

We just had an earthquake

tem said...

hmm, bombs in ohio post offices?

Tyler said...

And the building I work in is not up to code. They've been talking about that ever since I started.

tem said...

must have been a big quake.

i'd call steve but he died didn't he?

Keith S said...

"We just had an earthquake"

No, mize just tripped and fell.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm having wisdom tooth issues. Fucker hurts like all get out right now.

tem said...

i thought that article said 1 in 2 black people have AIDS. that seemed a bit high.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"No, mize just tripped and fell."

Fuck you.

Keith S said...

You know you don't mean that

tem said...

tem does not have wisdom teeth.

was already smart enough without them, so the powers that be determined he didn't need them.

too smart they said, he'd be too smart if we gave him wisdom teeth.

Tyler said...

"must have been a big quake"

Yeah it was a pretty good one.

El Padrino said...

t you mean the ground shook?

fuck that, go home

Keith S said...

5.6 is nothing.


s

Tyler said...

They're saying it was a 5.6

El Padrino said...

i dont think west virginia-ans have wisdom teeth

tem said...

rev farts 5.6s

Tyler said...

Or a 5.8

tem said...

"i dont think west virginia-ans have wisdom teeth"

well they don't have them for very long, but they do get them.

it doesn't take long for them to fall out.

i just never got any.

El Padrino said...

"A magnitude 5.8 earthquake has rattled Los Angeles, California"

Tyler said...

Well, that was fun. Everyone's going back to work already.

Keith S said...

Did any freeways collapse?

tem said...

shake it off tyler.

JFreak said...

that's what she said.

Tyler said...

No freeways collapsed that I know of.

tem said...

time to make a world killing virus on that game.

Keith S said...

"A 5.8 magnitude quake is considered by the USGS to be "moderate," which can cause slight damage to buildings and others structures."



So no big deal.

(S)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"time to make a world killing virus on that game."

atta boy!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

is a 5.8 on a scale of 1-10 even fuckable?

Tyler said...

Yeah, it was a pretty light one. But it lasted for awhile.

tem said...

"is a 5.8 on a scale of 1-10 even fuckable?"

yes, but not preferable.

Keith S said...

Are any earthquakes fuckable?

tem said...

yeah

El Padrino said...

i'd be out of there

ground shakes, el pad's out

that's in my contract

El Padrino said...

reminds me of that fresh prince episode where he gets stuck in the attic with gina from Martin and he flips out

tem said...

good contract

Keith S said...

SBTB when Zack & Torri get stuck in the elevator whilst Mrs. Belding was giving birth was the better.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i barely felt the quake over here, it was fun

tem said...

the tv knowledge here is outstanding.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fatton's trainer retiring, before his next fight too

tem said...

i can never infect madagascar

tem said...

zoidberg

Keith S said...

Mountaineers are the worse fans

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fatton's trainer retiring, before his next fight too"

That's because everybody knows he's done.

tem said...

if the pirates had a decent team those guys wouldn't have been tempted to fight.

game was too boring....

Keith S said...

Now that Notre Dame isn't winning very often, the Fighting Irish are no longer the team college football fans love to hate. Teams such as Ohio State, Florida, Oklahoma and USC are the ones that have fans' veins boiling with hatred -- or, worse, envy.



ESPN is dumb. Everyone still hates Notre Dame.

tem said...

NOtre Dame sucks. I hate them.

tem said...

ok time to get on the plane. or at least close to that time, so i am logging off.

see you all in the AD probably. or at least some of you....maybe.

anyway, where's tits?

Keith S said...

Someone just sent me this in an email...

Should you have any questions please don’t hesitate to email or call upon myself

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Should you have any questions please don’t hesitate to email or call upon myself"


And I'm sure this fucknob has a college degree.

Keith S said...

Yeah but it's from another country

El Padrino said...

ah, so what's a little spit on your chicken parm

JFreak said...

"anyway, where's tits?"

alaska?

Keith S said...

Does mize live in a new neighborhood?

Keith S said...

EP

H said...

"Red Sux losing 2 of 3 to the Yanks = aitch nowhere to be found"

Last week of the month = H is busy = not much time for LOV

so end of month = not much time for LOV

it's the transitive property of LOV

Keith S said...

So it's that time of the month for aitch?

Keith S said...

transitive property of LOV is probably >>> D-

H said...

"transitive property of LOV is probably >>> D-"

my bad, let me dumb it down a shade.

I'm fuckin busy, yo

Keith S said...

I'm wicked busy, yo


*fixed

H said...

keef, you probably explained thios already, but I don't feel like ketching up. What's the logo?

El Padrino said...

nice keef, Mexwell's is good eats

Keith S said...

"What's the logo?"

it's the abbreviation for ass.

Keith S said...

Or Arizona State.

Keith S said...

"nice keef, Mexwell's is good eats"

Of course it is. It's in NYC

Keith S said...

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