I said it last week and I'll say it again, please go away Brett Favre, just go away. Why don't you take a cue from Josh Childress and go to Europe or Canada or somewhere else. Or just play here but keep your mouth shut.
FYI, the MMA thing on CBS did not get too great of ratings. I am sure all involved were disappointed. The fights themselves were entertaining. Also I must I learnt something new. Gus Johnson is black. I had no idea. None at all. It was news to me.
From some idiot on WWL "To get a superstar of Teixeira's magnitude, you have to give up something in return. ." Umm no shit Sherlock. God Damn are people dumb.
I'm taking 10 for the Prii count today.
I am flying to Auburn here shortly, so I won't be on during the day. I'll probably be on tonight though as I imagine Auburn is boring and there will be nothing to do at night. Of course I could go watch a movie or something. I'll just play it by ear.
OK, I am tired and running late so here's a movie review:
Swing Vote
This movie comes out in a couple weeks and I was lucky enough to have not seen an advanced screening. They didn't have one in my area, so that was nice. I like it when Hollywood up and does nice things like that for me. Anyway, this ones got Kevin Costner in it. In the movie he and his wife (we'll say played by Kate Walsh because I want to wreck her) have fallen on hard times and want to add a little excitement to their life. So first they get a Wii, but that just doesn't cut it. After that they start talking about swinging. They can't really decided if they want to go swinging or not, so they put it to a vote. They go out and ask all of their friends and relatives and even their pastor if they think that Kevin and his wife should swing. I'm not sure but I think this is where they get the title of the movie from. Anyway as usual with movies I don't watch hilarity ensues. They ask Kevin's mom and she is all about it. In fact she nearly steals the show, also I should note that she is played by Estelle Getty or whatever that lady is that died. I'm hearing she might get a posthumous Oscar nod for this one. It will finally vindicate her for her snub from Stop or My Mom Will Shoot!
Where was I? Oh yeah, so Kevin and Kate ask all their friends to vote on whether or not they should swing, hilarity ensues and then the movie ends with you finding out how the vote went. I'm not gonna ruin the ending for you, but I'll tell you that it sets up a sequel just fine.
Anyway this one gets 4 helmet stickers out of 5 because I actually think it is a great idea for a real movie.
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and Texiera is not a superstar so that person is even more dumb
White button down shirt
Gray pinstripe pants
Black Loafers
that's my new thing btw, listing today's attire
i have no rhyme or reason for it
fucking mussina
trying to beat the first place team and he turns in that effort?
asswipe
i'm in this bitch dancin on the walls...feel like i'm stuck in an elevator
i'm pissin on the elevator floor
today will be shorts and a t-shirt as i travel to auburn and then pretend to want to rent a room.
white socks and gym shoes.
movie review better entertain tits.
i worked for a solid 5 minutes on that thing.
oh one of those survey things again
but what are you surveying again?
doing a market study on apartments around auburn.
figure out how much they charge, how nice they are, how full they are and all that jazz.
then i set the prices for the apartments we may or may not build there. put that into a model and give it to the big boss and he decides if he wants to do the deal or not.
its nice because i am encouraged to talk to 21yr old hot chicks.
sweet gig tem
i like
but i thought you were an accountant or is that blue bird?
i am an accountant too.
in addition to that stuff i do some taxes and review some taxes and what nots.
and other accountant type crap.
its a small company so i do a lot of stuff.
i only do the market study stuff about once every two months or so. the rest of the time i am in the office playing with numbers.
blue is a controller now for some company. so he is an accountant too.
accountants are just the better.
OIC
accountants are bean counters
that's what wall street calls them
dont take it personal, i happen to think it's an important job
ok, i'm off to the airport. el pad's got the run of the place.
"accountants are bean counters"
true and we are jerks too.
i'll be on in the AD.
godspeed col. Tem Austin
this place is crazy dead
so this is what a car dealership feels like right now
I wanna buy a pickup truck. One with terrible MPG. Got any?
sure, big one in the window, gets 12 MPG and eat's babies
All babies or just certain types?
I'm already getting crushed. My team needs to show up tonight.
I got 6 total Ks from CC & DiceK
i cant stand this marlin team
they play so sloppy but win
and that park, good lord build them a new stadium already
"and that park, good lord build them a new stadium already"
The citizens don't want a publicly funded stadium. Their big claim is that a new stadium would serve no purpose to the citizens of the Miami-Dade area.
Morons.
"The citizens don't want a publicly funded stadium. Their big claim is that a new stadium would serve no purpose to the citizens of the Miami-Dade area.
Morons."
then move the fucking team and watch the outcry (if any), i can't even believe they have two fucking championships since 1995
Auburn would love a team, lots of ballplayers down there anyway
The marlins should just be contracted and have all their player put in the Rule 5 draft pool.
Prii count = 28. Huge number. Saw six of them when I was waiting at the light to turn onto Sepulveda.
big number indeed
>10 ERA and still leading that category, awesome
That 3 player adds per week is lame. I was going to pick up Rodney a full day before El P did.
"fucking mussina
trying to beat the first place team and he turns in that effort?"
The Orioles aren't in first place.
(S)
Yahoo's rankings are awesome. Last week Takashi Saito was ranking higher (by like 100) than Todd Jones and Saito didn't play at all. I know Todd Jones sucked but he should at least be ranked ahead of a guy that's on the DL.
*ranked
spiff's fast food challenge is being taken away
Upon further review, ranking sort of makes sense.
the rankings are pitiful
no they are not
Tyler is the mole.
Oh, I meant my use of rankings in that sentence. The Yahoo! rankings don't make any sense whatsoever.
Why the fuck do people bring their animals in here? Seriously.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you take the dog into the shoe store? The grocery store? Burger King? Gap? Costco?
Fuck these people.
I take the dog to Petsmart
Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?
Carlos Mencia is a dick
If Blue reads this at night, sorry man, I picked up your boy Jeff Baker. Expect him to immediately go on the DL or start a major slump.
Mencia is the worse
Why isn't Dane Cook on that website?
They should have STARTED with him.
"What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you take the dog into the shoe store? The grocery store? Burger King? Gap? Costco? "
actually, people do, over here, and sometimes they are carried around in a bag worth more than a month's rent for you or me, it's ridiculous
"Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?"
Not I. Just pay the 40 for Norton/
dikipedia, hahaaa
I know how much Norton is. I was asking if anyone knew of a free one. Thanks
was kwame's new contract discussed? how the fuck can dumars give him 2 yrs/8mil$? 8 more guaranteed million for that fucking stiff
"actually, people do, over here, and sometimes they are carried around in a bag worth more than a month's rent for you or me, it's ridiculous"
Someone should find & hire teejer to go around and spit in these people's mouths.
I have McAfee right now and it's expiring soon.
I have free norton shit, i'll check it when i get home
My god, people are stupid.
"Does anyone know of any decent free antivirus software?"
try AVG
Bitch comes in and asks me, "What size box did I buy last time?"
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?
"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?"
time machine
I junked the time masheen. I got 175 bucks for it.
"HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW?"
Computers keep records on file.
Kwame signing is the worse.
Clippers signed Ricky Davis for two years, $4.7 million. He has an opt-out clause after this year.
Kwame Brown = black Darko
Okafor signing for 6yrs/72mil$, the dude sucks, thats a lot of dough
Clippers were looking at Okafor before they made the Camby trade. That guy is a crapshoot. When he's healthy he's a beast on the defensive end. Offensive skills aren't that great though. Bobcats are never going to be good. They are still paying Adam Morrison to sit on the bench, right?
"I junked the time masheen. I got 175 bucks for it."
I hope you scrapped it for that amount of money. You could have sold it for a lot more than that.
"Computers keep records on file."
Not for nimrods.
"try AVG"
Thanks
Knicks wanted Okafor, they are looking for a shotblocker/rebounder
Nuggets got thier energy man in Balkman
i think deke is calling himself a nimrod
"They are still paying Adam Morrison to sit on the bench, right?"
He was out with an ACL wasn't he? He'll be back with a vengeance this year.
s
Damn, Blew's not here.
"The Denver Nuggets acquired forward Renaldo Balkman from the New York Knicks on Monday for guard Taurean Green, forward Bobby Jones and a second-round draft pick in 2010."
What the hell are the Nuggs doing?
Yeah, Morrison was out with an ACL last year. His mustache played 19 games and averaged 1.2 points.
Did anyone bring up the Vujacic deal? Three years $15 million? Overpaid.
15 months for Donaghy
Vujacic - 8.8 points, 2.1 rebounds and 1.0 assists in 72 games.
That gets you $5 million?
isn't everyone in the NBA underpaid, except for guys that are in the last year of thier rookie deals and are playing better then anyone thought?
You mean overpaid, right?
sorry overpaid
sasha is overpaid, but the walton contract is the worse on the team, overpaid and long
Yeah, I have no idear what they were thinking when they signed Walton to that contract. He's locked up 'til 2012/13. Crazy.
The interesting thing is what they're going to do with Lamar. Keep him or trade him and then what happens after the season when he's a free agent?
They're going to have to pay Bynum cash money in 2010/11. And then Gasol/Kobe in 2011/12.
TMNBAT
i'm just glad we have comments
Comments? We don't need no stinking comments!
99
100
Donaghy gets 15 months in the slammer...
Limbaugh is trying to buy the Rams?
they have a white QB
I wish I had a company car.
On this day in 1976...
Cuban runner Alberto Juantorena won the 400-meter race at the Montreal Summer Games, becoming the first runner ever to win both the 400- and 800-meters at one Olympics
"Donaghy gets 15 months in the slammer..."
El Cumdrinofast
nice keef
anus
"I wish I had a company car."
You wish you had a UPS van?
"You wish you had a UPS van?"
sure.
ballsack
cock
wall
That was a cock block
i'm in charlotte. layover for another 90 minutes.
got tired of sitting at the bar and dealing with the revolving door of wierd people who would sit by me and strike up conversations.
So you're getting online and talking to weird people and not drinking?
yeah, but at least this way it is wierd people i want to talk to.
good point
connecting flights suck dont they
and as far as i know none of you are 75yr old men who are going to bitch about joe paterno for 15 minutes straight.
Remember to yell War Eagle whilst looking at apartments
"and as far as i know none of you are 75yr old men who are going to bitch about joe paterno for 15 minutes straight."
True. But at least you were drinking
connecting flight saved the company $900 so I don't mind. i look like a hero. and really it is either sit in the airport and do nothing or sit in my office and do nothing.
at least at the airport there is a chance to see some hot chick.
"Remember to yell War Eagle whilst looking at apartments"
i was going to yell "Roll Tide"
aids talk again, sad
"True. But at least you were drinking"
good point.
How're the 9$ drinks
"at least at the airport there is a chance to see some hot chick."
You can also do that at work looking on the internets.
some senator got indicted for taking bribes.
no shit, don't they all? WGAF?
"You can also do that at work looking on the internets."
that might violate our only intrawebs rule.
They don't have to be naked hot chicks.
"They don't have to be naked hot chicks."
says you.
Yep, I said it
i know.
You should call Steve whilst you are in Charlotte.
We just had an earthquake
hmm, bombs in ohio post offices?
And the building I work in is not up to code. They've been talking about that ever since I started.
must have been a big quake.
i'd call steve but he died didn't he?
"We just had an earthquake"
No, mize just tripped and fell.
I'm having wisdom tooth issues. Fucker hurts like all get out right now.
i thought that article said 1 in 2 black people have AIDS. that seemed a bit high.
"No, mize just tripped and fell."
Fuck you.
You know you don't mean that
tem does not have wisdom teeth.
was already smart enough without them, so the powers that be determined he didn't need them.
too smart they said, he'd be too smart if we gave him wisdom teeth.
"must have been a big quake"
Yeah it was a pretty good one.
t you mean the ground shook?
fuck that, go home
5.6 is nothing.
s
They're saying it was a 5.6
i dont think west virginia-ans have wisdom teeth
rev farts 5.6s
Or a 5.8
"i dont think west virginia-ans have wisdom teeth"
well they don't have them for very long, but they do get them.
it doesn't take long for them to fall out.
i just never got any.
"A magnitude 5.8 earthquake has rattled Los Angeles, California"
Well, that was fun. Everyone's going back to work already.
Did any freeways collapse?
shake it off tyler.
that's what she said.
No freeways collapsed that I know of.
time to make a world killing virus on that game.
"A 5.8 magnitude quake is considered by the USGS to be "moderate," which can cause slight damage to buildings and others structures."
So no big deal.
(S)
"time to make a world killing virus on that game."
atta boy!
is a 5.8 on a scale of 1-10 even fuckable?
Yeah, it was a pretty light one. But it lasted for awhile.
"is a 5.8 on a scale of 1-10 even fuckable?"
yes, but not preferable.
Are any earthquakes fuckable?
yeah
i'd be out of there
ground shakes, el pad's out
that's in my contract
reminds me of that fresh prince episode where he gets stuck in the attic with gina from Martin and he flips out
good contract
SBTB when Zack & Torri get stuck in the elevator whilst Mrs. Belding was giving birth was the better.
i barely felt the quake over here, it was fun
the tv knowledge here is outstanding.
fatton's trainer retiring, before his next fight too
i can never infect madagascar
zoidberg
Mountaineers are the worse fans
"fatton's trainer retiring, before his next fight too"
That's because everybody knows he's done.
if the pirates had a decent team those guys wouldn't have been tempted to fight.
game was too boring....
Now that Notre Dame isn't winning very often, the Fighting Irish are no longer the team college football fans love to hate. Teams such as Ohio State, Florida, Oklahoma and USC are the ones that have fans' veins boiling with hatred -- or, worse, envy.
ESPN is dumb. Everyone still hates Notre Dame.
NOtre Dame sucks. I hate them.
ok time to get on the plane. or at least close to that time, so i am logging off.
see you all in the AD probably. or at least some of you....maybe.
anyway, where's tits?
Someone just sent me this in an email...
Should you have any questions please don’t hesitate to email or call upon myself
"Should you have any questions please don’t hesitate to email or call upon myself"
And I'm sure this fucknob has a college degree.
Yeah but it's from another country
ah, so what's a little spit on your chicken parm
"anyway, where's tits?"
alaska?
Does mize live in a new neighborhood?
EP
"Red Sux losing 2 of 3 to the Yanks = aitch nowhere to be found"
Last week of the month = H is busy = not much time for LOV
so end of month = not much time for LOV
it's the transitive property of LOV
So it's that time of the month for aitch?
transitive property of LOV is probably >>> D-
"transitive property of LOV is probably >>> D-"
my bad, let me dumb it down a shade.
I'm fuckin busy, yo
I'm wicked busy, yo
*fixed
keef, you probably explained thios already, but I don't feel like ketching up. What's the logo?
nice keef, Mexwell's is good eats
"What's the logo?"
it's the abbreviation for ass.
Or Arizona State.
"nice keef, Mexwell's is good eats"
Of course it is. It's in NYC
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