Out of solidarity I vote there be no post today.
Or I could just talk about the Tour de France and bore everyone but Beth.
Home Run Derby tonight. Be prepared for some "back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back" home run calls. I say Dan Uggla and Grady Sizemore are the finalists. The Ugg wins 7-4 in the final.
Remember last week when I talked about the Rays possibly winning the AL East and keeping bahston and nu yahwk out of the playoffs? Scratch that thought.
Since today's post generally has pictures, I decided to fire up google and find pictures of each person that posts here.
keith
beth
spiff
zeke
meiz
el padrino
tyler
toddpacker
tem
blue
freak
kod
rev
aitch
iam
martin vannostrand
steve
jugdish
That was incredibly stupid. Oh well.
Go away, Favre.
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Sox back in first. I know you're all happy about that
i bought a new TV this weekend.
NASCAR looks incredible in HD
incredibly funny
i forgot the all star game is here
no wonder why everything was more packed than usual
i really dont consider the Bronx "here" but I know those people aint stayin in no motherfucking bronx
2173 emails and I will read none of them
welcome back!
NASCAR looks incredible in HD but is still boring.
*fixed
And I'm not sure who should be more offended that Mize's pic is a hotter woman than my pic, me or Mize. :-)
i was so proud of my little cousin
he is 19 and he got head the first night
nice work cuzin
I did find many of the pics amusing though, especially Tyler's and EP's.
yeah how come meiz is pictured a s a woman
EP, do you mean your cousin just got head for the first time last night?
not sure it was his first time, guessing no, but first day on vacation
he stalked, he moved in, he killed
rockies stink
.5 games out
keef would have won
Funny post.
mets pitching is on fire
I will be watching the HR Derby with the sound off so I will miss the "back, back, back...".
Artest wants traded.
"guessing no, but first day on vacation"
So was this some guy he just met or knew from before? :-)
so long billy packer
Artest will also act as his own agent. Let the awesomeness begin.
"So was this some guy he just met or knew from before? :-)"
wait a second
that's not how we roll
those are deke's cousins, not el pads
derby field is weak
"those are deke's cousins, not el pads"
Funny stuff, although I'm guessing deke won't think so...
but he did depict himself as a woman
deke, when i saw the brew crew's highlights last night i could have sworn Prince Fielder hit that homer, closer look showed fat ass CC running around the bases
i chuckled
nice win....
"but he did depict himself as a woman"
Actually freak did that - he and Mize switched posting days this week.
"Artest will also act as his own agent. Let the awesomeness begin."
yeah, he made the statement that "not opting out of his contract was the biggest mistake of his life"
really? you mean a bigger mistake than running up into the stands and starting an all out brawl?
the local news channel had their weekly sports wrapup show last night...they were showing Travis Henry highlights with the "cuz I got high" song playing in the background, it was slightly hilarity
freak posted?
things be crazy you
WWL reader comment:
"I think this signing
was the best move for the Wiz."
in regards to Gil...gee, ya think?
fucking farve
If i were the packers i'd let him come back and sit his ass on the bench. He's under contract so he really doesn't have a choice. Only problem is, that if they start to lose, the fans will start bitching about wanting favre to play.
bring him back and make him the #3 QB and don't activate him on game days so he doesn't even get to dress or have a chance to play.
wall?
"If i were the packers i'd let him come back and sit his ass on the bench. He's under contract so he really doesn't have a choice. Only problem is, that if they start to lose, the fans will start bitching about wanting favre to play."
not me, i aint paying 12MM to a 40 year old who's only going to make my young starting qb panic everytime he makes a bad throw
I think if you put him on the bench, favre would quit, because he's a quitter
media would say he's a gamer
wants to be in there so bad
This whole Favre thing is ridiculous. Seriously it's been what? 4 or 5 years of this crap. Just retire and go away!
I should give it a shot
power rankings are up
luckily i pulled the data before the french bastards shut down the site this morning
maintenence
Oh look. The Red Sux are back in 1st and H goes on another morning run.
keef i have a story for you
i'm hoping tyler can post skip tracer volume 1 on wednesday
"keef i have a story for you"
Does it involve NYC?
Can the USofA get a Miss Universe rep who won't fall down? Jeezaloo
yeah, cmblue was watching that last night and she came and told me taht the chick busted her ass. I asked her why she was watching the miss universe from last year, I was confused
"Does it involve NYC?"
no invloves O-H-I-O
Oh ok. It won't be as good, then
the anticipation for the OHIO story is building
hilarity
I'm no doubt intrigued
after this phone call
there was this pack of misfits at the resort while i was there
were in the ocean tossing the rock around (football) and over to our right these 4 guys, one old guy with a ponytail, and 3 boys seemingly college kids
while we were playing they were screaming O H, and the other meathead would scream I O. you know that silly buckeye chant
over and over again
then they were screaming about O state and all this other nonsense, so the ball ends up by them and he throws it back, then asks to join the catch, so we throw it back it forth and the old guy drops every single pass we throw to him
so i couldnt resist, i had to
i said you know if you were from Michigan you wouldnt be dropping all these passes
they laughed, the boys, however got a bit feisty, screamed OHIO more and more so I didnt back down, started screaming the michigan fight song and we went back and forth for awhile
I should mention that we were all pretty drunk
ok, fast forward to Friday, we come home, my aunt's bag is missing, she calls AA and they begin the search for the bag thinking it never left the island
phone rings, some guy from Lawng island accidentaly scooped my aunts bag and wants us to meet him halfway to pick it up
me and my uncle go
we wait for him, guy shows up and who gets out of the car?
the old ponytail dude with his son (one of those 4 boys), i'm like no fucking way
he's like DUDE, it's you.
I'm like aren't you from Ohio?
he's like no fucking way bro my son goes to Ohio State
i was like get out of here
me and his son laugh, exchange numbers and might chill sometime soon
two assholes from NY arguing about the Mich/O State rivarly in Turks and Caicos
who knew.
"however got a bit feisty"
meaning we started throwing the ball to each other really really hard
There is no way I will have Skip Tracer written, let alone illustrated by Wednesday. Maybe July 16th 2009.
let's have a moment of silence for Billy Packer getting the boot from covering the Final 4, and let's make it a MoS for all the fallen Packers, Billy and TP.
*thank you
62 comments by Noon EST is weak. What's been happening lately?
Or is everyone gearing up to make fun of Berman tonight when the derby is on?
Billy Packer is out? Praise Allah.
ben sheets starting the all star game
Uh-oh, but his replacement is Clark Kellogg. Anyone's better than Packer, but Kellogg gets on my nerves.
OH-IO chant is laaaaaaaaame. But that was a funny story.
New York has the best pony tails
someone should sing "one shining moment" for billy packer
AB finally sold. Hopefully they won't discontinue BLL.
i'll miss the packers
especially when no one says MISS ST. sucks and doesnt belong in the tourney like he would often do
Or is everyone gearing up to make fun of Berman tonight when the derby is on?
I always LOVE his spanish HR call.
S
O H
I O
scratch head like a monkey now
derby field is weak
7 bo sox all stars in Yankee Stadium is annoying and im not even a yankee fan
"62 comments by Noon EST is weak. What's been happening lately?"
was waiting for everyone else
i dont want to talk to blue all day
how about 8 cubs?
8 cubs is nauseating, but not as bad because they are not division rivals
replacing Kerry Wood with Carlos Marmol is idiotic, the dumbest thing i've heard since teej quit coming to LoV
Six Sawx in the game is highly annoying.
"Or is everyone gearing up to make fun of Berman tonight when the derby is on?"
backbackbackbackbackback... Jesus Christ!! We've got 2 fucking hours to get through this, what the fuck? It's like noone here has worked on TV before. Sizemore has been batting for 15 fucking minutes!! I actually can't believe this is happening right now...Gone!!
funny keef
o/u on times that berman talks about the "josh hamilton story" set at 32
I'll take the over.
Over/under on how many "backs" Berman says: 512,476. Again, smart money's on the over.
cubs guys batting 8 and 9
"cubs guys batting 8 and 9"
head to fridge, grab a beer
"yeah how come meiz is pictured a s a woman"
I picked the first person that came up in a google image search.
At least I think I did.
chinese woman says : "wow nine games straight, that's a record right"
STFU, bash your skull in with my dad-to-day calendar stand
tell her you want some wonton soup and an eggroll
"i'm hoping tyler can post skip tracer volume 1 on wednesday"
huh??
pay attention aitch.
tyler is making a comic book about you.
"pay attention aitch."
i didn't spend much time on LOV the last week or so. what did I miss?
"tyler is making a comic book about you."
when did this come up?
""i'm hoping tyler can post skip tracer volume 1 on wednesday"
huh??"
its about a fat bald guy who only goes to a certain website to brag when his sports teams are doing well, or else he never ever shows up. when he does, he is confused about everything because he hasnt been around
"its about a fat bald guy who only goes to a certain website to brag when his sports teams are doing well, or else he never ever shows up. when he does, he is confused about everything because he hasnt been around"
still bitter about the Celtics, huh Spiff?
"when did this come up?"
"i didn't spend much time on LOV the last week or so. what did I miss?"
Hmm, I wonder...
me too
ok, I'm caught up on the Skip Tracer thing
More awesome WWL quotes:
"I definitely thought that the All-Star Game should have been Roy Halladay vs. Tim Lincecum"
Lincecum started and pitched 8 inning yesterday, i'm sure he'd be good to go tomorrow. (s) moron
lunch
godfather II > The godfather
Dark Knight > Batman begins
maybe
"its about a fat bald guy who only goes to a certain website to brag when his sports teams are doing well, or else he never ever shows up. when he does, he is confused about everything because he hasnt been around"
True story
On this day in 1970...
The National League won the All-Star Game when Pete Rose scored the winning run in the 12th inning after a collision with catcher Ray Fosse.
TP missed the game due to an AARP meeting
Sheets is gonna get rocked
I feel like Humpty Dumpty sitting on this wall
and you look like him too
post vacation TPS is having it's way with me
complete with whips and chains
Omnibus article is good.
EP - what's the tax hit when you sell a stock for a profit?
how long did you hold said stock?
15% long term cap gain, 25% short term gain
but depends on the tax bracket your in, those are based on the 25%, 28% tax bracket
also there is a $3000 limit, if your loss exceeds 3 g's, 3 g's is all you'll get
ouch
it'll prob. be over a year by the tim I sell it, which I think will reduce the CGT but I'm not sure.
also - what if say you sell 100 shares of something but 50 shares were < 1 yr, do you have to calc it at different rates?
also there is a $3000 limit, if your loss exceeds 3 g's, 3 g's is all you'll get
wow that would suck
short term capital gains (held the stock for less than 1 year, you'll pay income taxes as ordinary income, basically whatever your normal tax bracket is. If you held it longer than a year, then it depends on the tax bracket you're in. You pay 5% if you're in the lower 2 brackets and 15% if you're in any of the others, which i'd assume you are.
yes, you have to pay different rates based on the different holding dates
i'd have to look that up but i'm pretty sure that if you do, they will offset
so what you pay on long term can be used to pay on your short term
cuz that would be double taxation and wouldnt be fair
so it seems
if you use turbo tax or something like that to do your taxes, it calculates your liability for you when you go to pay at the end of the year.
the IRS will treat the transaction as two seperate transaction, so you'd pay the 15% on the over a year holdings, and ordinary income rate on less than a year holdings
tem would enjoy tax talk, even more than a mocha colada from the salty dog
Fascinating
thanks for the advices
also, depending on the state, you will have state income tax on the gains as well
omnibus article was so-so....not her best works
tax talk kilt LoV
"Brooke Hogan performed at a Miami nightclub for the premiere of her new show Brooke Knows Best. Brooke was scantily clad in lingerie and backed up by the Knockout Girls who seem to perform in nothing but bras and panties"
zeke is pissed he missed it
because we were on a record pace before it.....
blistering
I wasn't complaining. Just sayin...
I ate a bag of seeds whilst playing poker on Saturday night and now the inside of my cheek feels like Hideki Matsui's face looks.
tomorrow should be better
Yes. I'm a Big Fat Liar will be here.
meaning work wise
I went and rode ATVs with my dad this weekend, I wrecked the shit out of one of his 4 wheelers. Fucked the rim all up, luckily didn't bust the axle. I'm sore
I hope Pecos pulled the "fat guy in a little coat" routine to cheer people up today.
or hope that he told some stories about his tours in Nam to help put a smile on peoples faces.
there should be a inside the park hr contest
fat boy prince should be in it
put 8 years old's in the outfield let him rip a couple out there and see if they can throw him out
collisions at home plate are allowed
I had an inside the parker last night. I was a little winded for a while.
where is deke?
i'm tired
mize has funeral stuff to do today
"where is deke?"
his gf's stepdad passed away last week, today was funeral day, i believe
he didn't say specifically but it sounded like he'll be at the funeral for his girl's step father, or some sort of death related activities.
almost a natty death z, but an emansky death i2i - equally impressive
That was 3/4 of a funeral natty
This is weird
oh, and he's already planning his own funeral as he's giving serious consideration to popping the question to his ladyfriend
natty death z i-2-i.
historic events on a slow day.
I wonder which forklift company will be the pall-bearer at Deke's funeral?
does deke have to get an oversized casket, one that's custom made? He should consult with rev, or are they "one size fits all"?
mize will be cremated and they'll put his ashes in a silo.
"oh, and he's already planning his own funeral as he's giving serious consideration to popping the question to his ladyfriend"
what an idiot!
hahahahahaha
good, good
more for you and me
anyway deke,
my codolences to your girlfriend and you if warranted
Hilarity
mr october
reggie is being jewish for arguing over 1500$
"reggie is being jewish for arguing over 1500$"
He doesn't want to become Evander Holyfield.
"reggie is being jewish for arguing over 1500$"
hey, he's not A-rod, 1500$ might be a lot to Mr. October
oh no, jimmy kimmel got dumped by sarah silverman...el tardo will now have to go over to kimmel's to console him and help him "vent"
Perez "Blue" Hilton
here's a new hat for meiz
fmk wants me to find her a decent Cubs hat, so I was looking at Lids.com and there are some ridiculous MLB hats on there. Like scratch'n'sniff ones, and ones with bumblebees on them. Jeezaloo
fmk
so the temgagement is off?
Yeah, no temgagement.
Yet
(s)
lion on the loose
ahahahahahaha
"A spokesman said he believes the lion is someone's pet that got loose."
WFT?
meiz is at a "save brett favre" rally today
yeah, people have pet lions in colorado, because it's wild, like the wilderness.
newr
nope
"As noted during last night’s game, Jose Reyes is the first player in Major League history to have 10 HR, 20 2B, 10 3B and 30 stolen bases before the All Star break."
and not an All-Star
damn shame
"and not an All-Star"
Why the hell is Billy Wagner an All-Star?
Bill Wagner was a Clint Hurdle choice and he defended it by saying he needed a lefty out of the bullpen.
cuz Stone Cold Clint Said so!
he's the only lefty on the squad
AL wins 11-6
video of kid climbing into one of those claw machine games.
that link is "illegal or questionable"
break.com does have some questionable material
Why the hell is Billy Wagner an All-Star?
I think Hurdle used the Colonel Sanders defense about this pick: "I'm too drunk to remember this pick"
we're missing the obvious about wagner...because he plays in NY and the METS are the greatest
Jayson Stark needs to sit the next few out
talk about a temtrum
187 fools!
Or, as Steven Tyler would sing it:
"One-Eight-SEEEEVVEEEEEEEEEEEN! OW!"
ahahahhaah, that's funny Steven
Steven Tyler is one of Boston's favorite sons. He sang the National Anthem before Game 1 of the 2006 Tigers/Cards series. Screwed up the lyrics, then rocked out in the middle. Bizarre stuff.
fuck Boston
i'm going home now, pre-newer
Steven Tyler is one of Boston's favorite sons. He sang the National Anthem before Game 1 of the 2006 Tigers/Cards series. Screwed up the lyrics, then rocked out in the middle. Bizarre stuff.
His daughter also had sex with Emmanuel Lewis.
fuck man, the old guy has been yelling into the phone all fucking day.
he must be 98% deaf.
Steven Tyler is short
fuck, seriously, this old guy is talking as loud as you would if you were trying to talk to the person next to you at a game where everyone was going crazy.
my ears hurt.
ns
and he keeps clearing his throat after every 3 sentences - and its not a quick cough like sound - its a full 5 seconds of clearing the lung butter.
fucking nasty.
IDGAF
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