Tuesday, July 8th. Another boring day no doubt. This year has been full of them. Which is odd because the year has seemingly flew by. In any case, its gonna be another boring day, I can already tell. One way I can tell is that I don't have much to write about. Apparently El Tardo is in the same boat because he hasn't written since his gay Hugh Grant piece.
So let's just get into random temlonely type of stuff. Kangaroo is at it again. These past few days she has been nothing but nice to me after months of being a total bitch. Such a bitch that I went and named her Kangaroo. I figure this means she wants something from me. I hope its not money. I ain't giving her money. I'd probably still give her REoTF but that's about the only gift I'd give her. And yes, it is funny that I just referred to REoTF as a "gift." The worse (sic) part is that she is starting to lose her pouch and now is getting to look hot again. In any case my suspicion meter is pegged at full. She's totally under double secret probation.
In other temlonely type stuff one of tem's lunch places hired a new waitress last week. I haven't stopped in though since they hired her. I might stop by today. And to answer the question, the reason I know they hired someone is because the old waitress there told me when her last day was and told me when new girl started. Apparently she thought this was information I had to know. Old waitress got an internship with a graphics design company and she is hoping to use that to get a real job (her words not mine). Anyway, she thought she should be doing more with her 4 year degree. I totally agreed. I thought she should be putting my order in and getting my diet coke. That's what I thought. Of course I was nothing but nice and listened to her story as if I gave a rat's ass. All that time with efmtem made my game rusty as hell, but I am all world when it comes to faking paying attention.
Let's just get to the movie review. I don't think anything happened in sports. At least not anything real important. Oh wait. Screw you Brett Favre. Quit or don't. Make up your mind.
The Dark Knight
This movie is a sequel to that movie where Martin Lawrence gets sent back in time and becomes a knight. See he is black, so he is the Dark Knight. The last movie ended with him saving the day from a dragon or some shit. So this one starts with him needing to save the day from another dragon or some shit. Let's just say it is a fire breathing unicorn. You don't hear much about them, so they must be badass. So this fire breathing unicorn takes this white chick hostage. The white chick is totally hot and clearly has the jungle fever so ML is all about saving her. He definitely wants to get to her before her fever breaks. He assumes he can just kick the fire breathing unicorn's ass. Much hilarity ensues as he blunders rescue attempt after rescue attempt. Finally the fire breathing unicorn dies of old age and Martin and his girl get busy. The End. The best part about this movie is that ML only plays one part because other than Morgan Freeman there were no black people in England at this time. And Morgan was too busy hanging out with Kevin Costner.
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rex grossman can throw a touchdown pass.
prove it
you first.
my statement is more easily proved than yours.
proved or proven?
damn english and its nuances.
english is the worse.
proverbial
maybe i will go on a mid morning run.
probably can't make a run because blue is quitting and his boss is not there so he is bored.
if the TCS were this week blue would win.
too bad they are not.
where is el pad? he went on vacation or something?
turks and carcaios or something
why does comedy central keep giving Dave Atell TV shows, he's awful
Kuroda pitched well.
He is a furry ball
wft is dave attell?
thats right turks and crackers. i hope his daughter enjoyed the flight.
dave atell is the worse comic in america.
yet he gets to host tv shows on comedy central...like "the gong show" now
chipper and the .400 talk is over.
thanks be to.
is he that ugly mother fucker that ain't funny?
cmblue watched the bachelorette's final show last night...i gouged my eyes out and poured rubbing alcohol in them
"is he that ugly mother fucker that ain't funny?"
probably
btw-
some dude from colorado who is a "pro snowboarder" won the bachelorette.
Pro snowboarder is code for "unemployed"
is there really a winner on that show?
at least he will get to REoHF
"i gouged my eyes out and poured rubbing alcohol in them"
you either heal quick or are an incredible blind typer.
i don't type with my eyes
2 man show today.
"i don't type with my eyes"
why not?
i have been useless at work for 2 weeks in a row now.
I have been useless at work for 2 years in a row
congrats
now you get to bring those new skills to the underwear factory or wherever you are going to work next.
yes, underwear
that's what i thought.
welcome to the party Torii Hunter..now if he could just hit 2 HRs in every game, he'd make me happy
steal me some boxer briefs.
those are the bestest.
torii still is in the majors?
i'm going to offer him to deluxe now because he's coming off a 2HR game, so it's time to sell high
good plan.
or try to trade him to el pad.
el pad's assistant is in. maybe you can overwhelm him with your knowledge.
EP's team is like mine, it wins games, but there isn't anybody on his team that I really want...other than Kazmir
winning is everything.
Damn, I almost hate to post a comment when blue and tem are enjoying some quality "alone time" together...
Nice movie review tem - I can understand freak pre-buying tix for it. That fire-breathing unicorn would be cool to see in IMAX.
i'd trade braun for wright.
braun sucks.
yeah the CGI in Dark Knight is hook da hook.
"i'd trade braun for wright."
you had your chance, now you suck, both webb and braun suck
but i have that asian guy now.
he just 1 hit the Braves.
beth did more records fall in the swimming stuff?
"I can understand freak pre-buying tix for it. That fire-breathing unicorn would be cool to see in IMAX."
Martin Lawerence and the white girl have a very racy socks scene.
socks in IMAX would cause REitP for Freak.
"beth did more records fall in the swimming stuff?"
The "swimming stuff" actually ended on Sunday, but tons of records were broken. I just looked it up and 9 world records were set and 21 American records were broken, including one by 41-year old Dara Torres.
(And so that spiff doesn't feel the need to clarify my comment, let me go ahead and say that some of the records were in the same event.)
the 41 yr old is the one that the douche from espn.com just assumes is on roids right?
like he wanted to be relevant for a minute and posted the article first...
or he is from the mort school of reporting and just writes whatever the fuck he wants like he is on some blog.
wall?
that wall went up suddenly.
americans olympians don't take roids
americans olympians don't take roids anymore they moved onto better performance enhancers that are not tracable.
*fixed
ESPN has lost all credibility in my mind...pretty much whenever they let eltardo have a tv show and hired rick reilly, that was the end
ahahahahaah
vick
blegh
ESPN commenters are the best
"Beasley was impressive. But he hasn't faced the elite defenders in the league"
gee, ya think. You mean the elite defenders don't play summer league? shocking
ESPN had little to begin with. they are a news program.
the news is worthless.
except when the news was with huey lewis.
"the 41 yr old is the one that the douche from espn.com just assumes is on roids right?"
Yep, that's the same one. Thing is, she has volunteered to be tested under some new hi-tech voluntary (for now) pilot testing program, and the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency CEO has said, "You'd have to be a fool to be dirty and be in this program."
I enjoy the musical stylings of Blondie.
does today suck too deke?
she's clean because
Today seems okay. I feel a little ill, though.
kegfdeke has still not contacted me in any way.
I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE! GIVE ME ATTENTION NOW!
that was fun
maybe cgdeke told kegfdeke to back off....
holt vs torres fight
it lasted a total of :59 and had 3 knockdowns including one guy getting knocked the fuck out cold.
i saw that fight.
knocked the fuck out down to one knee.
that's the way boxing should be
skunk patch ♥ favre
"maybe cgdeke told kegfdeke to back off...."
No sir.
Deadspin sucks without Leitch.
Phil Helmuth's grand entrance to the main event.
Deadspin sucks
*fixed
the suns want tyronne lue and brent barry? Steve Kerr hates winning
Kerr is trying to build the old Bulls minus MJ.
"Phil Helmuth's grand entrance to the main event."
did he show up late again?
and then lose early?
"did he show up late again?"
Of course
Helmuth is good
not as good as matt damon in rounders, but still good
I'm gonna chug a mocha frappuccino in a moment
he is annoying.
I like EA better than Jenn Sturger, just and fyi
Me too
awww yeah, Idaho opens the season against Arizona...upset special
"Jenn Sturger"
she is still relevant?
is she on TV?
hmm. Somebody fucked up yesterday. I'm not falling on the sword this time around. Gettin' sick of that shit.
if furry balls would of gotten a hold yesterday, they would have had the best pitching day ever, 3 saves and a 1 hit shutout, im toast
WVU plays Auburn this year.
Not sure why we are scheduling games that are challenging.
first we need to learn how to beat Pitt and USF.
"she is still relevant?"
No. She's jealous of EA, so now she's trying to make news.
furry balls has nobody to get holds.
i can drop soup though or DL him for a spot.
CC is taking his spot.
EA definitely >>>> sterger by way of sterger's face
Damn. The mail's here
oh wait, i dropped soup awhile ago.
and she has a bit part in some movie coming out, so she's doing interviews
"No. She's jealous of EA, so now she's trying to make news."
how does she make news? who listens to her? she has a news outlet to makes news from still?
irregardless i'd wreck sterger.
HUNGRY
I'm not here to make friends.
marisa miller
HAWT
Not sure why we are scheduling games that are challenging.
hopefully they aren't night games, WVU's coach is old.
"awww yeah, Idaho opens the season against Arizona...upset special"
Arizona sucks
Unless you were talking about UofA upsetting Idaho
We're coming up on the 1 year anniversary of tem's movie reviews.
On this day in 1984...
John McEnroe routed Jimmy Connors, 6-1, 6-1, 6-2, in the Wimbledon men's singles final
"Arizona sucks"
anytime Idaho can beat a Pac-10 school its an upset...considering that Idaho has as many wins in the last 3 years combined as UofA won last year alone.
So your saying Idaho is the worse?
vick owes "between 10 and 50 million" to creditors.
10 and 50 are not close, how can he not have a more accurate range?
re: 41 year old swimmer
you have to at least be suspicious of this chick right? She comes back from giving birf (I think) and not swimming for a while - to breaking WRs???
"So your saying Idaho is the worse?"
yes, they are a fixture in the ESPN bottom 10
You can't immediately draw the shamoff conclusion that she's roided up but you can't be totally naive either.
"you have to at least be suspicious of this chick right? She comes back from giving birf (I think) and not swimming for a while - to breaking WRs???"
I think that's fair. But to write a long article on a major platform about her probably being on something, without having any knowledge of it, is pretty irresponsible.
"10 and 50 are not close, how can he not have a more accurate range?"
He can't count
I think their one win last year was against a 1-AA school, or maybe D-2.
"I think their one win last year was against a 1-AA school, or maybe D-2."
They need a better coach. Someone like Erickson
without having any knowledge of it, is pretty irresponsible.
fo sho
without having any knowledge of it, is pretty irresponsible.
but then the wwl can have a Sportsnation poll about it, then have a SC special episode about it, then have the Sportsreporters argue about it, then have an OTL special about it, then shift coverage of it to ABC.
and you know Skip Bayless will be included in the argument process somehow.
But Pat Forde is a douche anyway.
they will get summer sanders on tv to talk about back when she swam with the 41yo chick
Vick filed chapter 11 today. What a guy.
pat forde cried when barbaro died.
that's all you need to know about him
"they will get summer sanders on tv to talk about back when she swam with the 41yo chick"
That's ok.
"Vick filed chapter 11 today. What a guy."
No kidding?
We need a daily update from Meiz on the Favre wants play front.
I heard that the news is still Favre wants play.
Favre who?
His website is not very informative.
"Favre who?"
the guy in 'something about Mary'
The guy from Something About Mary was Brett Fahvera.
I have to go meet with our DJ tonight. I hope rev is nice in person.
I heard Vick filed for bankruptcy today, and he wants to be traded.
According to Yahoo!, Favre had a 0.0 QB rating when he played for Atlanta. That is lie. He was 0/5 with 2 INTs and was sacked once. That's gotta be way less than 0.0. Yahoo! is Favre biased, just like ESPN.
i haven't heard anything about the arena league playoffs around here, so i'm assuming the Crush lost in the 2nd round
can you have a less than 0 rating?
::FAVRE UPDATE:: Brett Favre sent a text message to the Packers GM. More details as soon as they are available. Thank-you for watching the World-Wide Leader.
san jose beat them.
tem knows AFL
"can you have a less than 0 rating?"
no.
tem watches AFL whilst cutting out photos of the Good Egg girl to paste all over his wallz
I guess they list a negative as a 0.0, but you can have a negative rating. Grossman did it in two games two seasons ago if I remember correctly.
Favre should die.
I did some research, the reason they list a negative QB rating as 0.0 is because any negative component is factored as zero.
i should decide what to do with my 2 tickets to arena bowl.
And in 2006, Rex Grossman had a 1.3 and a 0.0 QB Rating.
cleveland vs philly and grand rapids vs san jose are left.
winners meet in arena bowl in New Orleans.
tem watches AFL whilst cutting out photos of the Good Egg girl to tape all over his wallz
***fixed. i can't use paste. court order.
"i should decide what to do with my 2 tickets to arena bowl."
Does the good egg waitress like AFL?
Too bad it's not Grand Rapids vs San Jose in the Arena Bowl. That would be a ratings monster.
Coverage of Brett Favre taking a dump would get better ratings than the Arena Bowl.
It's science.
I haven't had normal Cheez-Its in a long time. I'm kind of disappointed.
Cheez-its are filling....and delicious.
obviously, because it is brett favre.
"Does the good egg waitress like AFL?"
i don't know. i thought about axing someone to go with me, but then i figured i'd have to pay for their flight.
I prefer White Cheddar or Parmesan and Garlic Cheez-Its.
And speaking of Ninjas, this is probably the greatest thing I've ever read on the internet. The latest story arc involves Dracula and his Moon base. Special appearance by Michael Jackon, Paul McCartney and Tupac. It is the awesomeness.
"i don't know. i thought about axing someone to go with me, but then i figured i'd have to pay for their flight."
Unless you can get a Fun Fare, that would be way more expensive than $108 flowers.
ninjas are overrated
Pirates are overrated. Ninjas are underrated. Even Mel Kiper agrees with me.
ninjas and pirates are equally cool.
ninjas have TUP, but they are overrated
"I prefer White Cheddar or Parmesan and Garlic Cheez-Its."
I had some hot 'n spicy cheez its last week. They were alright
ninja vs pirate debate is too lame even for LOV.
its played out.
WGN had an ALF marathon yesterday.
I am going to write/draw an on-line comic about Aitch called "Skip Tracer".
I will try hot 'n spicy cheez-its and will advice.
No afternoon beisbol.
sadface.
hot n spicy they are not
does anyone else eat Tim's Cascade Jalapeno chips?
not sure of the geographic distribution, but they are some tasty chips
lunchtime
Skip Tracer sounds promising.
you can have him calling mike vick in jail.
i heard vick is gonna file for bankruptcy.
and have him call teejer.
just so teejer can say "what are you gonna do when a dude spits in your woman's mouth?"
or however that went.
"I am going to write/draw an on-line comic about Aitch called "Skip Tracer"."
Awesome
Excellent idears, Tem.
Dr. McNinja is too ridiculous for me.
I'm thinking that his side-kick is his look-alike bassist, but that might get confusing.
Maybe there's a storyline where Aitch gets cloned by an evil scientist but somehow he escapes and is able to capture the scientist and then turns him in for credit card fraud. Then he finds and recruits the clone to play bass in his band because their original bassist recently got killed by a David Ortiz foul ball to the head at a Sawx game.
Can you throw a Boston plague epidemic into the storyline?
that is a great story line.
a story line with H and his topless roommate would be good too.
"Can you throw a Boston plague epidemic into the storyline?"
At some point I'm thinking that they time travel ten years in the future where the entire city of Boston is walled off and turned into a penitentiary/lawless society; Escape From New York style.
I know where you can get a time machine.
Oh snap! Yeah, they have to drive to Wisconsin to use Meiz's time machine. Good lookin' out Keith.
See? This shit writes itself.
dr. mcninja is crazy stuff
Meiz has to answer the door wearing his Mullin jersey and a Brewers hat.
"Meiz has to answer the door wearing his Mullin jersey and a Brewers hat."
And George Karl is over for dinner.
This is going to be an epic story
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