Guest Post again this week. This one is from Blue, enjoy:
Quick Hits
Dick Harden was traded to the Cubs. He's canadian. He gets hurt a lot. I like where this is headed. Despite the fact the fucking Rockies could have had him prior to spring training.
Elton Brand is headed to the Sixers. That is news. Now the Clippers and the Warriors have a ton of money to overpay for shitty players, stay tuned.
Tony Stewart is leaving the Redskins. He said the game has passed Joe Gibbs by. I think Stewart was a left guard, but i'm not sure, it did not list his position.
I came to the realization last night, that I watch too much reality TV, but I wish I could go on that Wipeout show. A chick from Alaska made it across the big balls without falling last night, first person ever. She came in 3rd place in the end.
I watched Carston Sabathia pitch last night. He will help the brewers, and if he doesn't, well they're fucked next year anyway with Sheets and Carston leaving.
George Karl is in the news here, he likes some douche point guard that was on the team last year and will overpay to have him back. He should just call meiz.
Michael Beasley sings at the free throw line. I wonder if its Grease 2 songs, those are the best.
That should be enuff for now. I don't want to ramble on much longer or tem will try and fight me.
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you should watch it, it'll make you chuckle a few times
i might have to take a look at it.
unless you have something better to do...but i don't
solid spot start today.
i wouldn't try to fight you. you aren't a douche like the douche last night.
i wouldn't take crap from that douche when sober.
he runs his mouth about too many things.
also he is his wife's gopher boy.
i think i need to drink more often
if you drink more and i drink less it will balance out.
beer belly triathalon is coming up soon.
I did not make it past the 2nd event last year. We'll see this year.
just got this email about the midnight showing of Dark Knight:
"Hey...so I just checked movietickets.com and the midnight showing is not available for purchase. There is still an 11:59 showing though. Eh?"
last year was the first time I realized that I can no longer drink like I did in college. my liver is too old now
"beer belly triathalon is coming up soon."
please advice.
tem likes martin lawrence to b going to dark night at midnight
i didn't drink a lot in college so i've still got some in the tank.
"I watched Carston Sabathia pitch last night. He will help the brewers, and if he doesn't, well they're fucked next year anyway with Sheets and Carston leaving."
They'll keep one or the other.
actually i am not going to the movie, but these people keep hitting the "reply all" button so i get to read about who is going and who isn't.
bbt is drinking and debauchery whilst playing 3 "sports".
we play 9-holes of golf, bowl 3 frames, and then have a pool tournament.
mtg
the winner gets some trophy thing
don't look now, but the METS have a shot at being alone in 1st place at the all-star break.
No walls.
wow, i missed lots.
too bad i am not drunk, if i were i'd type all sorts of nonsense.
work is zoidberg
zoidberg indeed.
if the mets are alone in first palce does el pad win something?
poop time
no, el pad only wins the satisfaction of being correct.
El Tardo is off until right before NFL starts
he is off? wft?
he barely works.
WWL idiot comment about the kid who is going to europe to play for a year and get paid instead of going to zona:
"I bet this kid just started a trend. "
really? ya think?
he took this time off last year to "work on his book" that never got published.
CCs batting average is .000.
that is bad.
he takes it off to work on his marriage.
people keep climbing that building in NYC
seriously, I work with retards
fucking furry balls is a saves machine
CC has 2 career HRs. That is also bad.
furry balls pitching is good this week.
i'm pretty hungry.
i'm not sure i had dinner yesterday.
it's been 2 days
i want chipotle for lunch
Three things.
Wipeout last night: the guy that won is in my winter bowling league and is a giant douche. He carries like a 130 average and does jumping spin kicks whenever he picks up like a 7 pin spare. Sometimes good things happen to douchebags. The upside is, he'll probably just blow it on a car or a diamond encrusted beltbuckle or something stupid like that instead of using it to pay off his Mom's trailer that he's living in.
I might have accidentally enhanced Meiz's photo post on Monday. Mouse over pictures for comments.
I have started writing "Aitch: Skip Tracer". It is the awesomeness.
blue, its chipolte
oh yeah, chipolte
mouse over comments are hilarity
somebody just printed out an email that cancels a meeting. Is that email so important you need to print it out and save it?
Deluxe trade offers are hilarious.
i don't trade anymore
trading is stoopid
I am thinking of dropping White Jesus.
don't drop him until you've tried to trade him to every team...that's the key to winning championships
Sweet. We're doing all the shipping for the Rams this summer.
Ok, I will send out a trade offer to everyone today.
I need to get on the mouse over comments wagon.
turiaf got a 4 yr/17 mill$ offer sheet from the warriors, please dont match it kupchak
Deluxe called me ridiculous for my Jay Bruce and Ryan Church for Berkman, Carlos Lee and Matt Holliday trade offer.
must be a rule that the warriors have a french player on their team
turiaf is one of those people that GS and the clippers are now goign to overpay because they have cap space
Spiff, Lakers are rumored to be going after Kurt Thomas if they don't resign Turiaf. I'd say if they can pry him away from the Spurs, that's a decent upgrade.
i dont even know if turiaf is worth half of that offer sheet, he will have fun in GS
yeah, 4M/year for turiaf is ridiculous
he got PAID, hope he enjoys cheering from his couch at home during the playoffs
i wonder what offer sheet sasha will get now
Clippers will offer Sasha a max deal.
vujacisici will get an offer from the jazz for their full mid-level exemption
and he will cry at his press conference
Meiz gets to go to Rams camp on fridays. Happy times
and then kobe will headbutt him
Christ almighty, what a wall
Why are you guys rejecting my trades?
S
Meiz can talk to S-Jax and compare enema stories
wow, Beckett getting lit up
meiz will get axed to scab for the rams?
"wow, Beckett getting lit up"
this hurts furry balls.
Well, he has George Karl as a reference.
finally furry balls ERA will rise a smidge
damn ERA
smidge
smudge
wall....again
chi pole tay
I like your style Tem, but I'm going to have to decline that trade offer. But at least you tried. That shows moxie.
it wasn't too bad.
i wanted chipolte today, but instead had BWs again.
we had $5 off coupons so my meal was $2. $2 lunch is hard to pass up.
trading is scary
walls are scary.
fucking sidney ponson, who does he think he is
he thinks he is the duke of whatever island he is from.
the duck i says
maybe i should make blue the same offer but for d wright instead of a rod?
I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch.
ok lil bill.
"lil bill" was to blue and duck.
that is a light lunch meiz. no pizza hut?
tem has seen unforgiven
"I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch"
disgusting
shocking
On this day in 1960...
Rafer Johnson won the AAU national championship and set a decathlon record of 8,683 points.
TP came in 3rd.
"we had $5 off coupons so my meal was $2. $2 lunch is hard to pass up."
You didn't tip .50$, did you?
"I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch"
Yes, what spiff said.
So Whitlock made that bold statement on WWL comments page today
"disgusting"
Oh well.
TP was a good ath a lete
"that is a light lunch meiz. no pizza hut?"
today was stressful. Not so much anymore, though.
did you have to kill someone?
from whitlock:
"The NCAA needs to be blown up. It pimps mostly black basketball and football players to provide welfare to sports played by mostly white athletes. "
lots of troof there.
fucking beckett will get the win now
This is for Weazy if he's lurking:
"I'm the R to the A to the K I M, and if I wasn't, then why would I say I am."
"It pimps mostly black basketball and football players to provide welfare to sports played by mostly white athletes."
I wonder if he is aware that the sports are played by mostly white athletes because there are mostly white people in the U.S.of A.
don't go adding logic to this.
the NCAA is bad.
"did you have to kill someone?"
metaphorically.
My friend just emailed the Wipeout! address to apply for the show. He wants me to do it too.
do
it
do
it
"don't go adding logic to this.
the NCAA is bad."
I agree it's bad. But not necessarily in a race way.
"I wonder if he is aware that the sports are played by mostly white athletes because there are mostly white people in the U.S.of A."
tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white
yeah, i don't think the NCAA is inherently racist.
at least not until blue becomes president of the ENN SEE TWO A
"tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white"
Hilarity. Maybe that's why there are so many Chipoltes
white people like chi pol te too.
They don't have a choice. They're on every other corner.
every third corner.
with a starbucks on every other corner already the corner spots are hard to come by.
"tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white"
especially in the Indy public school system.
sidney ponson bottles themind
I decided that I should snack on a turkey on wheat. Gotta eat something.
carlos pena, yay
"Gotta eat something."
no shit?
eating is a fun past time
so is drinking
easy there red sawks, don't get too far ahead
see thru dresses are the best
maybe nsfw
when did Boof Bonser get shipped to the bullpen?
see thru dresses are the better
*fixed
on hot chicks they are the better
maybe papelbon can gget a save.
meiz's gym
can you pick him out of the crowd?
it gets interesting around the 4 minute mark
Turkey sammich with hotsauce is the better
8wall
9wall
10WALL?
11 wall
i had a meeting and come back to wall time.
zoidberg.
you're zoidberg
zoidberg this retard.
boof bonser is going to blow a hold oppty for me...fuck boof
and he'll blow tem's save.
he just blows all around
furry balls doesnt need any more saves for the week, cmon boof
rivera is being a bitch
ahahahhaha, the lemmings have disassociated themselves with DS, the blog is now named "sparty and friends"
sparty is cool.
did they disassociate themselves with cumfast?
well at least pedroia got me some stats.
he has turned out to be a good pick up.
between kinsler, markakis and pedroia i think i have almost 50 games of hit streak going on.
espn shows ball four as having 2 strikeouts in 0 innings pitched.
that is tough to do.
then ball four gets the L.
last week i was glad blue dropped pedroia and derosa , but now am not as furry balls has pedroia
fucking blue
furry balls has the better second baseman roster.
yeah, i drop the better 2b
nobody wanted pedroia when i tried to trade him away, so i had to drop him
look at what you could have gotten for taylor buchholz
instead you have nothing, unless you are tem, then you have pedroia
We met with the DJ that the wedding place set us up with last night. He spent 10 minutes going over the songs we chose, and 50 minutes trying to sell us on his online greeting card company that he bought in to. We probably won't be using him.
that DJ is the worse
use rev
SI has an article on shawn kemp's oldest son.
in 10 years you might be able to field a legit NBA team of Kemp's illegitimate sons.
rev would jump in the pool, he's very unprofessional like that
I already axed rev way back when, and he never answered. I could think of worst DJs to have
what is your first dance song going to be keith?
rev would drink the pool, he's very unprofessional like that
*fixed
"what is your first dance song going to be keith?"
Smack My Bitch Up
is that a ballad?
I don't know what the name of the song is. She picked it. It's something from a Disney movie. Like Hakuna Matata or something.
(s) on the Hakuna Matata
fuck work.
I hate when we're not busy, but yet you always have something to do.
the circle of life?
its probably "beauty and the beast."
people need to stop it with the "The Celtics would never have won the title without James Posey" talk.
It's from the Anastasia movie.
fuck work.
I hate everything.
*fixed
there is a show on tv now where they teach the bride and groom some crazy dance for their first dance...all coreographed and shit. It's supposed to "wow" the guests.
fuck that, i'm not spending time learning some dance...
You think the new lemmings page will link us?
I tried to get our first dance to be the Soulja Boy. That didn't go over well. But I told her I would do it at some point during the reception.
i saw they were changing their name the other day, that's hilarity.
take that shamford
mtg
why does blue have meetings?
"It's from the Anastasia movie."
umm, ok.
"You think the new lemmings page will link us?"
probably
hey fellas. your domino effect has taken its toll. dscommenters is closing. Sparty & Friends is the new site(spartyandfriends.blogspot.com) since you all had a direct impact on this happening, i would like to link to you, unlike mr. shanoff. in return i would appreciate a link on your site as well.
"probably"
tem is smrt
Can we come to S&F and bash cumfast?
sure, i am not censoring.
i'm sure linkage of sparty and friends won't be a problem.
Horrible link, BTW
tyler can probably hook up a link in no time.
he is a genius.
I will go to S&F and say that Thad Matta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tom Izzo
Yeah, Tyler is smrt, too. How do you do the mouse over thing?
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