Wednesday, July 09, 2008

News From Blue

Guest Post again this week. This one is from Blue, enjoy:

Quick Hits

Dick Harden was traded to the Cubs. He's canadian. He gets hurt a lot. I like where this is headed. Despite the fact the fucking Rockies could have had him prior to spring training.

Elton Brand is headed to the Sixers. That is news. Now the Clippers and the Warriors have a ton of money to overpay for shitty players, stay tuned.

Tony Stewart is leaving the Redskins. He said the game has passed Joe Gibbs by. I think Stewart was a left guard, but i'm not sure, it did not list his position.

I came to the realization last night, that I watch too much reality TV, but I wish I could go on that Wipeout show. A chick from Alaska made it across the big balls without falling last night, first person ever. She came in 3rd place in the end.

I watched Carston Sabathia pitch last night. He will help the brewers, and if he doesn't, well they're fucked next year anyway with Sheets and Carston leaving.

George Karl is in the news here, he likes some douche point guard that was on the team last year and will overpay to have him back. He should just call meiz.

Michael Beasley sings at the free throw line. I wonder if its Grease 2 songs, those are the best.

That should be enuff for now. I don't want to ramble on much longer or tem will try and fight me.

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tem said...

i've never seen wipeout.

blue said...

you should watch it, it'll make you chuckle a few times

tem said...

i might have to take a look at it.

blue said...

unless you have something better to do...but i don't

tem said...

solid spot start today.

i wouldn't try to fight you. you aren't a douche like the douche last night.

tem said...

i wouldn't take crap from that douche when sober.

tem said...

he runs his mouth about too many things.

also he is his wife's gopher boy.

blue said...

i think i need to drink more often

tem said...

if you drink more and i drink less it will balance out.

blue said...

beer belly triathalon is coming up soon.

I did not make it past the 2nd event last year. We'll see this year.

tem said...

just got this email about the midnight showing of Dark Knight:

"Hey...so I just checked movietickets.com and the midnight showing is not available for purchase. There is still an 11:59 showing though. Eh?"

blue said...

last year was the first time I realized that I can no longer drink like I did in college. my liver is too old now

tem said...

"beer belly triathalon is coming up soon."

please advice.

blue said...

tem likes martin lawrence to b going to dark night at midnight

tem said...

i didn't drink a lot in college so i've still got some in the tank.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I watched Carston Sabathia pitch last night. He will help the brewers, and if he doesn't, well they're fucked next year anyway with Sheets and Carston leaving."


They'll keep one or the other.

tem said...

actually i am not going to the movie, but these people keep hitting the "reply all" button so i get to read about who is going and who isn't.

blue said...

bbt is drinking and debauchery whilst playing 3 "sports".

we play 9-holes of golf, bowl 3 frames, and then have a pool tournament.

tem said...

mtg

blue said...

the winner gets some trophy thing

blue said...

don't look now, but the METS have a shot at being alone in 1st place at the all-star break.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No walls.

tem said...

wow, i missed lots.

tem said...

too bad i am not drunk, if i were i'd type all sorts of nonsense.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

work is zoidberg

tem said...

zoidberg indeed.

tem said...

if the mets are alone in first palce does el pad win something?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

poop time

blue said...

no, el pad only wins the satisfaction of being correct.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

El Tardo is off until right before NFL starts

tem said...

he is off? wft?

tem said...

he barely works.

tem said...

WWL idiot comment about the kid who is going to europe to play for a year and get paid instead of going to zona:

"I bet this kid just started a trend. "


really? ya think?

blue said...

he took this time off last year to "work on his book" that never got published.

tem said...

CCs batting average is .000.

that is bad.

tem said...

he takes it off to work on his marriage.

blue said...

people keep climbing that building in NYC

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

seriously, I work with retards

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fucking furry balls is a saves machine

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

CC has 2 career HRs. That is also bad.

tem said...

furry balls pitching is good this week.

tem said...

i'm pretty hungry.

i'm not sure i had dinner yesterday.

blue said...

it's been 2 days

blue said...

i want chipotle for lunch

Tyler said...

Three things.

Wipeout last night: the guy that won is in my winter bowling league and is a giant douche. He carries like a 130 average and does jumping spin kicks whenever he picks up like a 7 pin spare. Sometimes good things happen to douchebags. The upside is, he'll probably just blow it on a car or a diamond encrusted beltbuckle or something stupid like that instead of using it to pay off his Mom's trailer that he's living in.

I might have accidentally enhanced Meiz's photo post on Monday. Mouse over pictures for comments.

I have started writing "Aitch: Skip Tracer". It is the awesomeness.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

blue, its chipolte

blue said...

oh yeah, chipolte

blue said...

mouse over comments are hilarity

blue said...

somebody just printed out an email that cancels a meeting. Is that email so important you need to print it out and save it?

Tyler said...

Deluxe trade offers are hilarious.

blue said...

i don't trade anymore

Keith S said...

trading is stoopid

Tyler said...

I am thinking of dropping White Jesus.

blue said...

don't drop him until you've tried to trade him to every team...that's the key to winning championships

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sweet. We're doing all the shipping for the Rams this summer.

Tyler said...

Ok, I will send out a trade offer to everyone today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I need to get on the mouse over comments wagon.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

turiaf got a 4 yr/17 mill$ offer sheet from the warriors, please dont match it kupchak

Tyler said...

Deluxe called me ridiculous for my Jay Bruce and Ryan Church for Berkman, Carlos Lee and Matt Holliday trade offer.

blue said...

must be a rule that the warriors have a french player on their team

turiaf is one of those people that GS and the clippers are now goign to overpay because they have cap space

Tyler said...

Spiff, Lakers are rumored to be going after Kurt Thomas if they don't resign Turiaf. I'd say if they can pry him away from the Spurs, that's a decent upgrade.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i dont even know if turiaf is worth half of that offer sheet, he will have fun in GS

blue said...

yeah, 4M/year for turiaf is ridiculous

paula pierce has a vagina said...

he got PAID, hope he enjoys cheering from his couch at home during the playoffs

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i wonder what offer sheet sasha will get now

Tyler said...

Clippers will offer Sasha a max deal.

blue said...

vujacisici will get an offer from the jazz for their full mid-level exemption

blue said...

and he will cry at his press conference

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meiz gets to go to Rams camp on fridays. Happy times

blue said...

and then kobe will headbutt him

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Christ almighty, what a wall

Tyler said...

Why are you guys rejecting my trades?








S

blue said...

Meiz can talk to S-Jax and compare enema stories

blue said...

wow, Beckett getting lit up

tem said...

meiz will get axed to scab for the rams?

tem said...

"wow, Beckett getting lit up"

this hurts furry balls.

Tyler said...

Well, he has George Karl as a reference.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

finally furry balls ERA will rise a smidge

tem said...

damn ERA

blue said...

smidge

tem said...

smudge

tem said...

wall....again

blue said...

chi pole tay

Tyler said...

I like your style Tem, but I'm going to have to decline that trade offer. But at least you tried. That shows moxie.

tem said...

it wasn't too bad.

tem said...

i wanted chipolte today, but instead had BWs again.

we had $5 off coupons so my meal was $2. $2 lunch is hard to pass up.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

trading is scary

tem said...

walls are scary.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fucking sidney ponson, who does he think he is

tem said...

he thinks he is the duke of whatever island he is from.

blue said...

the duck i says

tem said...

maybe i should make blue the same offer but for d wright instead of a rod?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch.

tem said...

ok lil bill.

tem said...

"lil bill" was to blue and duck.

tem said...

that is a light lunch meiz. no pizza hut?

blue said...

tem has seen unforgiven

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch"

disgusting

Keith S said...

shocking

Keith S said...

On this day in 1960...

Rafer Johnson won the AAU national championship and set a decathlon record of 8,683 points.

Keith S said...

TP came in 3rd.

Keith S said...

"we had $5 off coupons so my meal was $2. $2 lunch is hard to pass up."

You didn't tip .50$, did you?

Keith S said...

"I had a glass of water and a Basic Menthol Ultralight for lunch"

Yes, what spiff said.

blue said...

So Whitlock made that bold statement on WWL comments page today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"disgusting"

Oh well.

tem said...

TP was a good ath a lete

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that is a light lunch meiz. no pizza hut?"

today was stressful. Not so much anymore, though.

tem said...

did you have to kill someone?

tem said...

from whitlock:

"The NCAA needs to be blown up. It pimps mostly black basketball and football players to provide welfare to sports played by mostly white athletes. "


lots of troof there.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fucking beckett will get the win now

Tyler said...

This is for Weazy if he's lurking:

"I'm the R to the A to the K I M, and if I wasn't, then why would I say I am."

Keith S said...

"It pimps mostly black basketball and football players to provide welfare to sports played by mostly white athletes."

I wonder if he is aware that the sports are played by mostly white athletes because there are mostly white people in the U.S.of A.

tem said...

don't go adding logic to this.


the NCAA is bad.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"did you have to kill someone?"

metaphorically.

Tyler said...

My friend just emailed the Wipeout! address to apply for the show. He wants me to do it too.

tem said...

do
it

do

it

Keith S said...

"don't go adding logic to this.


the NCAA is bad."

I agree it's bad. But not necessarily in a race way.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I wonder if he is aware that the sports are played by mostly white athletes because there are mostly white people in the U.S.of A."

tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white

tem said...

yeah, i don't think the NCAA is inherently racist.

tem said...

at least not until blue becomes president of the ENN SEE TWO A

Keith S said...

"tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white"

Hilarity. Maybe that's why there are so many Chipoltes

tem said...

white people like chi pol te too.

Keith S said...

They don't have a choice. They're on every other corner.

tem said...

every third corner.

with a starbucks on every other corner already the corner spots are hard to come by.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"tell that to freak, he lives in the USA and he says that minorities have run amok, USA is only 10% white"

especially in the Indy public school system.

blue said...

sidney ponson bottles themind

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I decided that I should snack on a turkey on wheat. Gotta eat something.

blue said...

carlos pena, yay

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Gotta eat something."

no shit?

tem said...

eating is a fun past time

blue said...

so is drinking

blue said...

easy there red sawks, don't get too far ahead

blue said...

see thru dresses are the best

maybe nsfw

blue said...

when did Boof Bonser get shipped to the bullpen?

Keith S said...

see thru dresses are the better


*fixed

tem said...

on hot chicks they are the better

tem said...

maybe papelbon can gget a save.

blue said...

meiz's gym

can you pick him out of the crowd?

it gets interesting around the 4 minute mark

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Turkey sammich with hotsauce is the better

blue said...

8wall

blue said...

9wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

10WALL?

blue said...

11 wall

tem said...

i had a meeting and come back to wall time.

zoidberg.

blue said...

you're zoidberg

tem said...

zoidberg this retard.

blue said...

boof bonser is going to blow a hold oppty for me...fuck boof

blue said...

and he'll blow tem's save.

blue said...

he just blows all around

paula pierce has a vagina said...

furry balls doesnt need any more saves for the week, cmon boof

blue said...

rivera is being a bitch

paula pierce has a vagina said...

ahahahhaha, the lemmings have disassociated themselves with DS, the blog is now named "sparty and friends"

tem said...

sparty is cool.

tem said...

did they disassociate themselves with cumfast?

tem said...

well at least pedroia got me some stats.


he has turned out to be a good pick up.

tem said...

between kinsler, markakis and pedroia i think i have almost 50 games of hit streak going on.

tem said...

espn shows ball four as having 2 strikeouts in 0 innings pitched.

that is tough to do.

tem said...

then ball four gets the L.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

last week i was glad blue dropped pedroia and derosa , but now am not as furry balls has pedroia


fucking blue

tem said...

furry balls has the better second baseman roster.

blue said...

yeah, i drop the better 2b

blue said...

nobody wanted pedroia when i tried to trade him away, so i had to drop him

blue said...

look at what you could have gotten for taylor buchholz

blue said...

instead you have nothing, unless you are tem, then you have pedroia

Keith S said...

We met with the DJ that the wedding place set us up with last night. He spent 10 minutes going over the songs we chose, and 50 minutes trying to sell us on his online greeting card company that he bought in to. We probably won't be using him.

tem said...

that DJ is the worse

tem said...

use rev

tem said...

SI has an article on shawn kemp's oldest son.

in 10 years you might be able to field a legit NBA team of Kemp's illegitimate sons.

blue said...

rev would jump in the pool, he's very unprofessional like that

Keith S said...

I already axed rev way back when, and he never answered. I could think of worst DJs to have

tem said...

what is your first dance song going to be keith?

tem said...

rev would drink the pool, he's very unprofessional like that

*fixed

Keith S said...

"what is your first dance song going to be keith?"

Smack My Bitch Up

tem said...

is that a ballad?

Keith S said...

I don't know what the name of the song is. She picked it. It's something from a Disney movie. Like Hakuna Matata or something.

Keith S said...

(s) on the Hakuna Matata

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck work.

I hate when we're not busy, but yet you always have something to do.

blue said...

the circle of life?

tem said...

its probably "beauty and the beast."

tem said...

people need to stop it with the "The Celtics would never have won the title without James Posey" talk.

Keith S said...

It's from the Anastasia movie.

Keith S said...

fuck work.

I hate everything.


*fixed

blue said...

there is a show on tv now where they teach the bride and groom some crazy dance for their first dance...all coreographed and shit. It's supposed to "wow" the guests.

fuck that, i'm not spending time learning some dance...

Keith S said...

You think the new lemmings page will link us?

Keith S said...

I tried to get our first dance to be the Soulja Boy. That didn't go over well. But I told her I would do it at some point during the reception.

blue said...

i saw they were changing their name the other day, that's hilarity.

take that shamford

blue said...

mtg

tem said...

why does blue have meetings?

tem said...

"It's from the Anastasia movie."

umm, ok.

tem said...

"You think the new lemmings page will link us?"

probably

Sparty and Friends said...

hey fellas. your domino effect has taken its toll. dscommenters is closing. Sparty & Friends is the new site(spartyandfriends.blogspot.com) since you all had a direct impact on this happening, i would like to link to you, unlike mr. shanoff. in return i would appreciate a link on your site as well.

Keith S said...

"probably"

tem is smrt

Keith S said...

Can we come to S&F and bash cumfast?

Sparty and Friends said...

sure, i am not censoring.

tem said...

i'm sure linkage of sparty and friends won't be a problem.

Keith S said...

Horrible link, BTW

tem said...

tyler can probably hook up a link in no time.

he is a genius.

Keith S said...

I will go to S&F and say that Thad Matta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tom Izzo

Keith S said...

Yeah, Tyler is smrt, too. How do you do the mouse over thing?

Keith S said...

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