Thursday, July 24, 2008

MS paint skillZ on diZplay

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blue said...

Hilarious

blue said...

i've decided to start using "meiz" much like "tem" and adding it into words

blue said...

like meizitude and meiztory

El Padrino said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my finest MS paint work, this is my mona lisa

tem said...

that was stellar ms painting.

tem said...

meiz works well when you just add it into words.

El Padrino said...

A Meizerectory?

El Padrino said...

A Meizoloscopy?

blue said...

"Following a record-breaking opening weekend, during which it grossed a staggering $158.4 mil, the comic-book flick banked $24.5 mil on Monday (the best non-holiday Monday gross ever) and $20.9 mil on Tuesday (the best non-holiday Tuesday take of all time). The total earnings for The Dark Knight's first four days of release ($182.9 mil) and first five days out ($203.8 mil) are also new historical highs."


fastest movie to 200M by 3 days

blue said...

that story was a-meiz-ing

blue said...

for those that don't read LoVAD (i'm looking at you EP), Zeke has been nazi'd from the comment section at work

blue said...

anchorman 2?

it could happen

El Padrino said...

"for those that don't read LoVAD (i'm looking at you EP), Zeke has been nazi'd from the comment section at work"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I checked in last night for a minute....just didnt stay.

El Padrino said...

wft, nazi's are all over

first TP now zeke
sad times

tem said...

RIP zeke's.

now its just like that time you quit.

blue said...

zeke can get to the front page, but the comments are blocked. My guess is because the comments have a "blogger.com" site address.

blue said...

"now its just like that time you quit"

I was thinking the same thing last night

tem said...

Anchormeiz 2 will happen.

blue said...

YES!...the birdman is coming home.

tem said...

not sure why i decided to add "'s" to zeke, but whatever.

blue said...

and there is much rejoicing in nuggetsland

tem said...

coco B ware is coming home?

tem said...

ow the media says favre doesn't even have a packers issued phone.

fuck the media.

blue said...

i gave the jose olé chant last night after his HR

El Padrino said...

"i gave the jose olé chant last night after his HR"

as did I

El Padrino said...

"zeke can get to the front page, but the comments are blocked. My guess is because the comments have a "blogger.com" site address."

fix it spiff

tem said...

fix it fix it fix it fix it

tem said...

reason number 1094320914 that the WNBA is stupid, Nancy Lieberman is gonna play at age 50.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sucks to be zeke

tem said...

from a few days ago:

McDonald's Challenge, please advise.

blue said...

that goes without saying Tem

blue said...

Big Mac, Large Fry, 20piece nuggets and a shake...all in one sitting

blue said...

I think the challenges are posted on LoG, but i haven't looked

El Padrino said...

just know that deke failed at it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes. Tem, LoG

tem said...

i might have a go at the mcdonalds challenge.

doesn't sound too bad on the surface.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"doesn't sound too bad on the surface."

That's what I thought until I was halfway through the 1st 10 piece after the burger.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I subbed a double QPC, since I've never had a Big Mac.

blue said...

the carl's junior one is very doable

tem said...

i've never been to a carl's jr. they don't have them here.

tem said...

big mac is smaller than a double QP right?

blue said...

yeah, i'd say the Big Mac is slightly smaller although there is more bread

El Padrino said...

big macs are awful

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some lowlife UPS driver in The Greatest City On Earth stole one of my customers' $2000 watch.

El Padrino said...

Temptation is a part of life, it doesnt matter if it's wrong or right.

tem said...

"Temptation"


was trying to figure out what word this was supposed to be that had "tem" added to the front.

blue said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

blue Fuentes price tag is big man

El Padrino said...

faggots on cnn

paula pierce has a vagina said...

zeke can try old tricks like a proxy or tranlation

blue said...

"blue Fuentes price tag is big man"

yeah, they're asking a ton for him...they actually told the Rays they wanted David Price. I think there is 2 things going on, the rockies are still only 6 games out, so still have a decent chance to make a run, and Fuentes wants to be a closer, so most teams want his as a setup man, and know he'll walk after this year.

tem said...

pirates are going to trade a lot of folks.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"yeah, they're asking a ton for him...they actually told the Rays they wanted David Price."

so the rockies are taking the meiz approach to trading right now

tem said...

ask for a threesome, settle for a BJ.

blue said...

"so the rockies are taking the meiz approach to trading right now"

with regards to Fuentes, yes.
And it's somewhat understandable, he's probably a top 10-15 closer in the game today

blue said...

but that being said, the laughter from the Rays organization was heard all the way out here when the rockies inquired about Price

paula pierce has a vagina said...

kickboxer(the van damme movie) hilarity

Tyler said...

Blue's Fuentes analysis was full of some awesome hook-da-hooks.

Keith S said...

Pedro's dad died

Tyler said...

Josh Childress to Europe. 3 years, $20 mill.

Tyler said...

Prii count: 12.

Keith S said...

I put this on my blog, but last night at the game, we got to our seats in the top of the 2nd inning. FMK was late meeting me at work since I work semi-close to the stadium. We get to our seats and saw that Lee hit a HR in the top of the 1st. The kid sitting right next to us had the HR ball. He caught it in our seats.

Mother fuck!

paula pierce has a vagina said...

huge mistake by me, thats bloodsport not kickboxer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

okay

tem said...

HUNGRY

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Josh Childress to Europe. 3 years, $20 mill."


WHAAAAAAA???????????

tem said...

keith had you been there and caught the ball fmkeith would have given you the evil eye until you gave the ball to the kid.

but then you would have gotten laid later.

blue said...

meiz is at a loss

El Padrino said...

"but that being said, the laughter from the Rays organization was heard all the way out here when the rockies inquired about Price"

they want Niese, which is like our last pitching prospect

El Padrino said...

"Josh Childress to Europe. 3 years, $20 mill."

from the desk of CMfost

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

blue said...

i heard that childress went to play in Greece, not sure if it's true or not

paula pierce has a vagina said...

Childress contract is actually 3 years/32.5 mil$ but "after taxes paid by the club becomes a net of salary of about $6.7 million a year for Childress.", the hawks only offered half as much, of course he's gone

paula pierce has a vagina said...

jazz traded jason hart for brevin knight. thats the epitome of shit for shat

El Padrino said...

i'm going to custom me a Lebron Knick jersey

paula pierce has a vagina said...

have fun explaining why you have a jerome james jersey

El Padrino said...

nice piece in AZ Central on D'Antoni

Keith S said...

"i'm going to custom me a Lebron Knick jersey"


You want to be on Straight Cash Homey?

El Padrino said...

"have fun explaining why you have a jerome james jersey"

he's getting cut #1 and number two, the #23 will be recognizable enough, especially to true bball fans

Martin VanNostrand said...

Brew Crew

El Padrino said...

"You want to be on Straight Cash Homey?"

i could be if i want to, i have about 75 jerseys (replicas from when i was a kid) and most are hilarious

Keith S said...

The Dbags have a guy named D'Antona on their team. The douchebag next to me kept saying "Wow, I didn't know the ex-Suns coach had a son that played baseball" the entire time he was batting. I swear to God I've never sat next to a bigger douche during a game.

El Padrino said...

maybe i'll put Bron-Bron
#23

El Padrino said...

"The Dbags have a guy named D'Antona on their team. The douchebag next to me kept saying "Wow, I didn't know the ex-Suns coach had a son that played baseball" the entire time he was batting. I swear to God I've never sat next to a bigger douche during a game"

Kcott was at the dbag game?

El Padrino said...

MVN welcome to the party

El Padrino said...

take your shoes off, stay awhile

Keith S said...

I can't believe Beth & Weazy didn't pick any Canadians for this week's GOLF PICKS

blue said...

picks of golf

paula pierce has a vagina said...

going up north tomorrow, will do my best to mention nonstop that so cal is the greatest

El Padrino said...

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

"going up north tomorrow, will do my best to mention nonstop that so cal is the greatest"

picking grapes?

El Padrino said...

i'm debuting my food blog today

Tyler said...

"going up north tomorrow, will do my best to mention nonstop that so cal is the greatest"

Spiff, doing his part for the cause. Smarmy work.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Is 11.5 gigs of music too much to have on a company pc?

Keith S said...

"Kcott was at the dbag game?"

This guy was older, but he was definitely a jew.

NS

El Padrino said...

"Is 11.5 gigs of music too much to have on a company pc?"

not if you work for a music company, if your an accountant i'd say yes

El Padrino said...

fucking jews

Keith S said...

"Is 11.5 gigs of music too much to have on a company pc?"

Not if the company is a record producer

Tyler said...

I've got 40.36 gigs at work.

Martin VanNostrand said...

I still have 47 gig of free space

El Padrino said...

does Brooklyn Food Guy sound to much like Boston Sports Guy?

cuz that's not cool if it does

Martin VanNostrand said...

40.36 at work is most impressive Tyler. I think that sets the bar. Good to know I can add 29 more guilt free.

Keith S said...

The Food Prude sounds better

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have no music at work. Just the light rock station on the radio.

El Padrino said...

"The Food Prude sounds better"

Nutbag

El Padrino said...

jimmy rollins getting a day off in game vs the mets with 1st place hanging in the balance?

El Padrino said...

nad i'm no prude

nutbag

Martin VanNostrand said...

There are a couple of food shows I dig on Mojo. Pressure Cook and After Hours

blue said...

prune

blue said...

where you headed up north Spiff?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

""The Food Prude sounds better"

Nutbag"

actually think this is a good name, much better than BFG

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"where you headed up north Spiff?"

napa, san frangaygo, gilroy(GARLIC FESTIVAL)

El Padrino said...

i lovee pressure cook

that guy was from the ramsay show i think, the first one

Martin VanNostrand said...

I like "Steaks, Cakes and 40's" as a food blog name.

El Padrino said...

really?

i was trying to work brooklyn into the title

El Padrino said...

funny mvn

paula pierce has a vagina said...

brooklyn food prude then, duh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brooklyn doesn't need in name

paula pierce has a vagina said...

when you discuss the foot long mozz stick, people will know youre not really that much of a food asshole

Keith S said...

But we'll still know

El Padrino said...

duh

Martin VanNostrand said...

"that guy was from the ramsay show "

yeah I think he was 2nd place. Looks like it worked out for him.

blue said...

"yeah I think he was 2nd place. Looks like it worked out for him."

he was on Iron Chef America against Bobby Flay awhile back, maybe a year or two ago...and got his ass kicked

Martin VanNostrand said...

The Ravenous Brooklynite

Martin VanNostrand said...

"Three sheets" is a quality show as well

paula pierce has a vagina said...

""Three sheets" is a quality show as well"

MVN is never around, but I cant resist

Martin vancumstrandfast

blue said...

I think three sheets is CoL, not cumfastery

Martin VanNostrand said...

vancumstrandfast

sounds alot like Viloet Bickerstaff

Martin VanNostrand said...

or Violet Bickerstaff even

Martin VanNostrand said...

or Violet Bickerstaff even

iammebeingme said...


wafflehouse wedding
and dont miss the pics link at the bottom..

Martin VanNostrand said...

Violet

tem said...

"I swear to God I've never sat next to a bigger douche during a game."

fmkeith said the same thing.

tem said...

"Is 11.5 gigs of music too much to have on a company pc?"

no. company pcs have all the room in the world on them. they have windows and some apps, that's it. you store all the data on a network drive.

your hard drive probably has 80 gigs empty.

iammebeingme said...

and this post was hilariousnessly.

tem said...

"jimmy rollins getting a day off in game vs the mets with 1st place hanging in the balance?"

didn't they just have yesterday off too??

El Padrino said...

"when you discuss the foot long mozz stick, people will know youre not really that much of a food asshole"

but im really not, just hate olive garden, & subway

and think ny has the best pizza

that's all

Daniel said...

"didn't they just have yesterday off too??"

is this S? cuz they played yesterday

El Padrino said...

i loved the wafflehouse wedding

real classy

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"but im really not, just hate olive garden, & subway

and think ny has the best pizza

that's all"

erroneous

El Padrino said...

off to Rosie's for met game

cya in an hour with beer breath

Keith S said...

"or Violet Bickerstaff even"

Violet Ann Bickerstaff

El Padrino said...

"erroneous"

prove it, you have an hour

tem said...

oh they had monday off. that seems like yesterday.

Keith S said...

fmkeith said the same thing this, retard

Martin VanNostrand said...

RE: waffle house wedding

The first couple to register at a Fireworks Super Store.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"prove it, you have an hour"

dont need to prove it, youre the only one here that thinks youre not a food snob

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"prove it"

TWOJS

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EPs statement:
"I will find the real food snobs"

Martin VanNostrand said...

when Samuel Powers walked out to sing the duet with Violet...one of the finer moments in television.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EPs book:
'If i was a food snob, here's what I would say'

tem said...

EP = OJ = hilarity.

tem said...

fmkeith said the same thing this retard, this retard

tem said...

i just got spam mail for a $1,000,000 Walmart gift card.

Martin VanNostrand said...

El P - how about "The White Bronco" as the blizzy name?

blue said...

that's a lot of walmart spending

blue said...

lunch time...i'm taking the Chili's challenge today

tem said...

i'll sell the gift card to you for $1,000

Martin VanNostrand said...

does the jaywhite still post here?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Booking shit for this bachelor party is a pain.

Martin VanNostrand said...

MOV?

tem said...

no teejer and MOV have moved on.

i think they both died.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

MOV died waaayyy early.

tem said...

he died young for sure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

You'd think I could talk to an actual person regarding Tours of Miller Brewery and Lakefront Brewery. I guess answering machines are still the way to go.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think Scott Skiles' wife just came in here. 6 foot and hot.

Martin VanNostrand said...

is ebntx dead too?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

eb's been MIA for about a year.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Did Mrs. Skiles have on a headband?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Did Mrs. Skiles have on a headband?"

Negative. She's not ugly, though.

Martin VanNostrand said...

Kim Skiles

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I think Scott Skiles' wife just came in here. 6 foot and hot."

how can you marry a chick thats a foot taller than you?

Keith S said...

If it has a bad taste, it must go to waste

Keith S said...

"Booking shit for this bachelor party is a pain."

That's what happens when you live where there's not shit to do.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1987...

Boris Becker of West Germany outlasted John McEnroe of the United States in an epic five-set Davis Cup tennis match that lasted 6 hours and 38 minutes

Martin VanNostrand said...

The lady in pink is Paxson's wife

Keith S said...

"I think Scott Skiles' wife just came in here. 6 foot and hot."

She must have heard of the ameizing UPS lackey.

El Padrino said...

i am no food snob

fuck jayson werth, skinny bastard

Keith S said...

"i am no food snob"

Agree to disagree

El Padrino said...

2 hits against jamie moyer pisse sme off

El Padrino said...

whatever, i feel like havnig a meizatude about it but i dont want to be a food snob who's a whiny bitch too

Martin VanNostrand said...

I'm telling you, the ravenous brooklynite = future featured food blog on the Post online

tem said...

hahaha, EPSN headline says:

WNBA Shoves Back.

I read it as:

WNBA Shows Rack

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"That's what happens when you live where there's not shit to do."

exactly

tem said...

"The lady in pink is Paxson's wife"

she did not look hot in that picture.

tem said...

maybe that was Jim Paxson's wife.

tem said...

have the bachelor party in WV. i've heard good things.

Keith S said...

I need a PH HR from Rollins in the 9th

El Padrino said...

Jim Beam pinched hit today for beer

Keith S said...

Have the bach party in Chicago. What is it, an hour and a half drive?

Keith S said...

"Jim Beam pinched hit today for beer"

That's good managing

El Padrino said...

i'll keep that in mind mvn, good name

Martin VanNostrand said...

Not a great pic angle of skiles wife. She was too focused on appearing to be caring so attention was turned to the baby for the photo opp. After the pic she handed it back to the single mother.

tem said...

she still didn't look that hot.

El Padrino said...

DELGADO HHEEEYYYUUUGEEE
2 out 8th inning double

3 - 1 bitches

Keith S said...

Billy Wagner time. This should be fun

El Padrino said...

first place mets

chew on that fathead

tem said...

wagner likes little boys

Keith S said...

"first place mets

chew on that fathead"


They're ahead by less than 7 games, and there's a lot more than 17 games left.

Keith S said...

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