Thursday, July 17, 2008

MLB Predictions.

AL East Champs: Red Sawks

AL Central Champs: White Sox

AL West Champs: Angels

AL Wild Card: Twinkies

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NL East Champs: Metropolitans

NL Central Champs: Cubs (sadly)

NL West Champs: D-Backs (only because of pitching)

NL Wild Card: Brew Crew

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Bodog has the Cubs as the NL favorite & the Brewers as the runner up.

I don't care about the AL, like many here. Gotta worry about your own division/league first

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The McDick's challenge is no joke. I don't know how a little fella like spiff can do it.

this is my favorite mash up

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If you haven't seen it, here's the Round Mound's honest to god golf swing:





I've got nothing else. I forgot about having to do this until the young buck reminded me a few minutes ago.

334 comments:

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isiah thomas said...

I think a guy died on Wednesday night fights on ESPN2....that was interesting.

ns

JFreak said...

Holy crap Chuck.

I knew your swing was ugly.

But daaaaaaaaaaamn.

Tyler said...

Wait, Kod is getting married? WHen did this happen?

Tyler said...

Is she pregnant?

Tyler said...

August 6th, HBO, Hard Knocks with the Dallas Cowboys.

Tyler said...

This place is Zoidberg. I am going to read my McNinja Vol. 1 & 2 that finally came in the mail today and call it a night.

Keith S said...

"Wait, Kod is getting married? WHen did this happen?

Is she pregnant?"



kod is marrying someone with kids older than him.

Keith S said...

I still think Chuck would beat mize H2H in golf. Mize would be too worried about keeping his George Karl story straight and would lose focus on his swing.

Keith S said...

Guess I mine as well go to bed

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"6) It's Raining Men (fag group)"

still laughing

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Is she pregnant?"

no, but she has been down that road a few times, has luggage the size of pecos' tall tales

El Padrino said...

"August 6th, HBO, Hard Knocks with the Dallas Cowboys."

great. (S)

Tyler said...

C'mon, EP, Hard Knocks is going to be pretty awesome. They're all douches, and then you throw the human drama machine T.O. in there and it's going to be riveting television.

El Padrino said...

it's a awesome show, just hate


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEE

the cowboys

jerry jones skeleton will be on there

El Padrino said...

fucking romo

El Padrino said...

not dead yet zeke, pretty close though

fuck that, boxing is for morons

El Padrino said...

i'm in a room, alone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well, good morning.

El Padrino said...

hey, another human

El Padrino said...

couple of heffalumps troiling around

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From last night:

"I chose Tupelo Honey for the intro"

My buddy used this for the 1st dance & they absolutely killed it.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1966...

Clocked in a time of 3:51.3, Jim Ryun, the 19-year-old freshman from the University of Kansas, became the first American to hold the mile record since 1934.

El Padrino said...

tupelo honey but what song

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I ♥ heffalump. Classic.


RIP Dumbo

Keith S said...

I'm bowling tonight

Keith S said...

For charity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"tupelo honey but what song"

Tupelo Honey

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bowling? Fuck bowling.

El Padrino said...

i wish i had the funds to open up a restaurant

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm having Clown Challenge leftovers

Keith S said...

I wish I had the funds to go to a restaurant

Keith S said...

GOLF PICKS!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

did 'em yessaday

El Padrino said...

i did mine too
















HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keith S said...

Why'd you join the league?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP, the song is tupelo honey by van morrison, a band named themselves after the song

paula pierce has a vagina said...

will be interesting to see if my high school's QB(now a DB) will get cut again, he was cut last hard knocks with the chiefs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

gfdeke's friend's boyfriend has a camp invite with the Falcons.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

zeke, rejoice, tyronne lue to the bucks, not suns

Keith S said...

mize
Who'd you get a camp invite with?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We already went over this. I'm QBing the Rams this year.

Keith S said...

Oh right

El Padrino said...

"Why'd you join the league?"

cuz i was begged to

Keith S said...

79 for Lefty today. Solid effort

El Padrino said...

thanks for clearing that up spiff

El Padrino said...

i had some terriffic fish and chips last night, with Sammy Adams summer ale

perfect night

Keith S said...

We still need 1 more team for the Y! FFB league

El Padrino said...

no one wants to put two teams in like meiz?

Keith S said...

I don't think packer or rev is in it

Keith S said...

We may not hit newer today

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"no one wants to put two teams in like meiz?"


ahh. This old horse & pony show again.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm trying to read Jason Sobel's Open Championship live blog

El Padrino said...

why?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I want to know what's happening/happened. And its kinda funny.

El Padrino said...

Gary, on the bass line, come come

El Padrino said...

*kick drum

Gary - on the kick drum, come come

El Padrino said...

There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight.


ahahaha singing sprite.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the break up

El Padrino said...

yea, some parts are just hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Breakup, hey?

Keith S said...

"Lee Westwood marked, lifted and replaced his ball on the sixth green, but before he could play his next stroke, his ball was blown off the green by the wind and down the slope in front of the green. Lee had to play the ball from its new position, off the green -- and holed the chip shot for a 5"


Wow, nice weather in England.

El Padrino said...

when he's playing madden live, talking junk

El Padrino said...

always... the weather at the british open is always a fucking mess

tiger normally busts out the sweater vest

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff, playing Combat Arms with Freak is the worse. He's not a team player at all.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

what do you mean, he just runs around instead of staying in a pack?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i wish the gun you originally get wasnt so useless, i die alot whilst i am picking up other weapons

Keith S said...

"He's not a team player at all."

That is not shocking.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what do you mean, he just runs around instead of staying in a pack?"

Runs around pretending to shoot you.

I was in a little hiding spot to pick some dudes off and he came & trapped me until someone came & killed us.

And yeah, doesn't fight in a pack.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the AK-47.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wall.

isiah thomas said...

A to the motherfucking K homeboy.

isiah thomas said...

watching that boxing last night you figured dood was dead.

he was in his corner and he was out of it.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dont play with freak anymore then, simple.

the AK is nice, not as much recoil as its supposed to have.

isiah thomas said...

no Tyronne Pooh - rejoice indeed spiffg.

isiah thomas said...

although now the alternatives to Tyronne will probably be worse - another Marcus Banks mistake probably.

El Padrino said...

n word

solid hilarity all the way around

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jimmy John's Challenge: 2 Gargantuans, 1 giant sub or sandwich, 1 bag of chips, 1 pickle.

isiah thomas said...

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isiah thomas said...

I'm having Clown Challenge leftovers

deke pony up 5$ for a hot meal, frugal bastard.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"dont play with freak anymore then, simple."

I don't really mind. Plus, you don't exactly have the choice.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no jimmy johns here, whats a gargantuan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke pony up 5$ for a hot meal, frugal bastard."

A) it was just a snack.

B) Money really is gonna have to tighten up. Like now.

El Padrino said...

now that's a crib

El Padrino said...

Email I just got from Mumbai, India:

Anthony, dew keep me posted.

Regards,
Adity Sharma

DTC Settlements.
91-22-6711 3009

JFreak said...

"I was in a little hiding spot to pick some dudes off and he came & trapped me until someone came & killed us."

Don't stand in corners.

El Padrino said...

Never put baby in the corner.

isiah thomas said...

I was in a little hiding spot to pick some dudes off and he came & trapped me until someone came & killed us.

he was trying to cyber-sock you.

isiah thomas said...

Jimmy John's Challenge: 2 Gargantuans, 1 giant sub or sandwich, 1 bag of chips, 1 pickle.

this sounds like a lot more food than the mcd's challenge, were you saying this would be a good challenge or that you've finished all of this?

isiah thomas said...

is that the same house that Trump got in trouble with - for flying a gigantic American flag in the front area?

Marelago (sp) or some shit?

isiah thomas said...

we're going to get some breakfast here shortly - whachu got on my sourdough pancakes homie?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"no jimmy johns here, whats a gargantuan"

salami, ham, capicola, roast beef, turkey, provolone, onions, mayo(gross), lettuce, tomato, Italian vinaigrette.

Clocks in at over 1 lb.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"this sounds like a lot more food than the mcd's challenge, were you saying this would be a good challenge or that you've finished all of this?"

It would be a good challenge. Its a fuckload of food.

El Padrino said...

Mar-A-Largo

yes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Jimmy John's

isiah thomas said...

capicola = gabbagoo

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the mcd's challenge may barely be a pound of food, your proposed JJ challenge is much more than twice that. how much can you eat there, 1 large sub?

El Padrino said...

jimmy johns is shit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The McD's challenge was 3lbs, 11 oz.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"jimmy johns is shit"

jimmy johns is fucking delicious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

They get all their food from local growers & delis.

Thusly, NY delis must be shit.

El Padrino said...

shut up fatty

El Padrino said...

deke you wouldnt know a real cold cut sandwhich if it jumped up and bit your tiny nuts

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I usually get either 1 sub or 2 slim 1s, a bag of chips(for putting on the sandwiches), and a pickle.

El Padrino said...

"jimmy johns is fucking delicious."

looks like blimpie's

Keith S said...

Subway has the beter cold cut sammiches

El Padrino said...

"Subway has the beter cold cut sammiches"

that's a S, just in case H is lurking

isiah thomas said...

Valdosta, GA is part of this absurd "Titletown" ESPN thing?

"Valdosta is winnersville"

I'm starting to hate ESPN.

NS

El Padrino said...

Word.

Keith S said...

"that's a S, just in case H is lurking"

Good lookin' out

Keith S said...

"I'm starting to hate ESPN."

You're just now starting to?

El Padrino said...

why dont they put that shitty little town from the MTV show on there too.

shittsville Alabama, where that yahoo Russ Probst coaches

El Padrino said...

and all the kid's have the same hairstyles

El Padrino said...

except for Repete

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Did any body see the guido from Jersey on Gs to Gents?

Hilarious. Dude thinks he's a total mack with the rock-hard spiked hair. Ahahahahaha

isiah thomas said...

Russ Probst coaches

Rush, his name is fucking Rush

NS

isiah thomas said...

I was watching that show a few days ago and wiki'd it to see if they had a "where are they now" type update - that one kid who dumped the uber hot chick and dated that freshman chick, ending up getting the freshman chick pregnant and now he's a car salesman.

*hanging head in shame

isiah thomas said...

You're just now starting to?

I don't mind ESPN - but I don't SC at all anymore - I only peep game on sports games.

This "greatest team evar" competitions they have every week are fucking stoopid and makes me want to rip Scott Van Pelts throat out.

isiah thomas said...

Rick Reilley did some piece on wwl tv about golf and he pronounces "asteriks", "asterisks", and "astericts"

just stay behind a keyboard douchebag

El Padrino said...

"that one kid who dumped the uber hot chick and dated that freshman chick, ending up getting the freshman chick pregnant and now he's a car salesman."

HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Keith S said...

"I don't mind ESPN - but I don't SC at all anymore - I only peep game on sports games."

Yeah, that's where I'm at. Only watch any games that are on, nothing else.

Keith S said...

ESPN has jumped the shark

El Padrino said...

i watch baseball tonight and nfl live in addition to the games

barely do SC, bottom ticker is just fine with me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Baseball Tonight is still pretty good

El Padrino said...

Eric Young on baseball tonight is a cumfasterion.

Keith S said...

I came to work early this morning and turned on BBTN when I was eating breakfast. EY is a MO-ron

H said...

my profile pic is dedicated to all who tied the McD's challenge...and failed.

El Padrino said...

can we assume you passed with flying colours

Keith S said...

If you tied it, how would that be a failure?

Keith S said...

Uh oh, EP

NYC metro area is crumbling

Keith S said...

Amazing

Whitlock brought the race issue into a story about Far-ve

H said...

" with Sammy Adams summer ale"

EP, I'd have thought you would boycott the Sam, since it a product of Boston.

H said...

I'll join the Y! FFB league if there is still a spot

Keith S said...

I think freak has the league ID & password.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

H,

ID# 38891

password- revolution

isiah thomas said...

watching a Mike-n-Mike highlight show, guess they announced some Whitehouse teeball game....

anyway they show Dubya signing autographs, does he sign them:

"George Bush"
"GB"
"President"
"Prezident"
"Prez, biatch!"

El Padrino said...

meeting

Keith S said...

"does he sign them:

"George Bush"
"GB"
"President"
"Prezident"
"Prez, biatch!""



Probably GB. Easier to spell

H said...

"can we assume you passed with flying colours"

wouldn't even attempt it honestly. I have an ulcer. that much grease in one sitting could kill me...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

is Jug snoop mikey mike? If so, he should be e-mailed as a reminder

H said...

joined

Keith S said...

MLB.com reports that Braves SP Mike Hampton suffered yet another setback Wednesday in his latest rehab start. The oft-injured veteran was forced to leave after the second inning of his start for Double-A Mississippi with a strained left groin. The start was supposed to be his final one before rejoining the Braves rotation.


hahahahahaha

Keith S said...

"joined"

You know it's $100, right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shit. I think today is my parents' anniversary. I suppose I should call them

Keith S said...

That's the nice thing about having divorced parents. One less date to remember

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I was an only child

H said...

"You know it's $100, right?"

I did not know this. is this (s) or (ns). I'm cool either way though.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

its (s)

JFreak said...

It's (ns).

Send me the money.

H said...

thanks Deke.

H said...

my office league is $120, so I gotta watch the fantasy football budget

H said...

did I scare everyone away?

Tyler said...

Alright. I now have a strategy to win the FFB league. Only draft Giants and Patriots, trade them to EP and H for their first and second rounders. Draft Brett Favre with my last pick. Make a trade offer to Meiz everyday until he relents. Collect another trophy for the Yahoo! cabinet.

H said...

not a bad plan tyler

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why would I want Favre?

Tyler said...

You will.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish the dumb bitch would just shut the fuck up. She constantly gives customers wrong information.

Tyler said...

When he comes back and throw 35 TDs. And I make you a trade offer everyday for nine weeks. You'll give in at some point.

H said...

where's Beth been?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"When he comes back and throw 35 TDs."


Now that's some funny shit.

blue said...

sergio busted out an "WADR" about tiger not being as big as "the open"

Tyler said...

You watch. He will come back with the vengeance. Especially if he gets traded to the Vikings. He'll have 15 TDs just in the two games against the Pack.

Tyler said...

We just had a fire drill.

Tyler said...

5. 5 dollar. 5 dollar burgers. (At the bar down the street)

Tyler said...

Favre talk is the worse.

blue said...

fave=r is a homo

although he had a good ESPY's joke about is

blue said...

*it

El Padrino said...

nice plan T, might work

Keith S said...

"You watch. He will come back with the vengeance. Especially if he gets traded to the Vikings. "

Why would the Pack send him to Minnesota?

Keith S said...

My FFB plan is to draft injury prone guys.

Keith S said...

Mine as well roll my FMLB strategy into football season

El Padrino said...

"Why would the Pack send him to Minnesota?"

if he gets released he goes wherever he wants

Keith S said...

Went to lunch and they had a replay of the HR derby on and ESPN didn't edit out Utley's "Boo? Fuck you" comment.

Keith S said...

"if he gets released he goes wherever he wants"

Do you think they'll release him?

JFreak said...

8 hours, 20 minutes until Dark Knight.

isiah thomas said...

picked up a 2 liter of Hawaiian Punch on the way home from breakfast.

don't even trip

Keith S said...

Haven't had HP in a minute

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Some bitch is in here with her little, annoying, brat son. The little fucker's name- Tibirus.


What a dumb cunt

Keith S said...

I'd rather be named Mizetombo than Tibirus

NS

El Padrino said...

"Do you think they'll release him?"

yes

Keith S said...

This guy is smrt & rich

El Padrino said...

wow hawaiian punch

shit yo brains out

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"8 hours, 20 minutes until Dark Knight."

freak will be in the back corner with his batman themed sock

El Padrino said...

member the old school 32 ounce cans that you punched two holes in

ghetto fabulous

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought I fucked up firefox for a minute.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Here's a new error message:


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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"member the old school 32 ounce cans that you punched two holes in"

Oh hell yes!

I like to buy my V8 for chili like that, when I can.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"There was more than one attempt to edit this resource at the same time. This may have been because you double clicked on a link or a button or because someone else is also editing this blog or post."

cumtombo

Keith S said...

"cumtombo"

Beat me to it

El Padrino said...

Tang, son.

Keith S said...

Never had Tang. But we always had at least a gallon of Kool Aid in the fridge at all times

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cumtombo"

Really? When?

El Padrino said...

Kool Aid was the Messiah of ghetto drinks.

El Padrino said...

quarter drinks from the bodega/koreans is up there

paula pierce has a vagina said...

12:29 PM by zeke

Keith S said...

We also would always have capri suns. I would throw them in the freezer and eat them like popsicles.

Keith S said...

Actually I still do that.


NS

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tang also used to be my shit

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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