Thursday, July 03, 2008

Et tu, Bilas?

Yeah, so I just watched Mighty Ducks 3. Classic hilarity. It was enjoyable.

Michael Barrett fouled a ball off his face and broke his nose. Sucka.

What the hell is wrong with Carlos Marmol? His ERA has gone from 2.09 to 3.56 in 6 appearances. Marmol being mortal really puts a dent in the Cubs playoff hopes. Baseball is unjust sometimes. Marmol gave up a 3-run homer to tie the game and ends up getting the win.

The whole Sonics thing is just sad. I see Bennett's side of it, he wants a team in his hometown. Civic pride and whatnot. But it's just ludicrous that he was allowed to hijack a franchise, with Stern's seal of approval, no less. It's great that Seattle is fighting this so hard...Stern deserves the negative publicity. TrueHoop had a good take on it.

I just read somewhere that Bennett is going to make copies of the Sonics championship banners and take them to OKC. Minor WTH. What's the purpose? The records are being vacated, why would he take the banners and claim them as his own?

Oh Sportscenter, what are you doing to yourself? Freeze Frame? Really? Don't show comments from people on the internet. The people that roam the ESPN comment pages are we todd did.

Why in the world does McDonald's try to be so hip? It's just some god damn sandwiches, get over yourself. They try so hard to be so cool. You're a fast food company, stop trying to sell yourself as a lifestyle. Stay off of my TV, Ronald McDonald, or I'll chokeslam you.

The US slipped to 30th in the FIFA rankings. I spit on the FIFA rankings. They shouldn't be penalized for not being able to play in the Euro.

Die already, Favre.

A really sweet Dark Knight poster:


I'm not sure how many times I've said that I'm pumped for this movie, but damn, I am pumped. Midnight showing, in IMAX. Ah. May. Zing. Fun fact: Dark Knight was shot exclusively in Chicago.

Almost forgot...video of the week. If you remember back to the last two drafts, there was a video of a guy heckling Stephen A Smith during the ESPN coverage. Well, he did it again this year. Featuring Kenny Smith, Kevin Love, and of course, Lil' Screamin A. In case you missed the other ones, here's the 2006 and 2007 versions.



Talk amongst yourselves.

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blue said...

first

blue said...

yeah bitches


i see people do that on other blogs and wanted to know what it felt like.


i now will go stick my own head in the toilet and give myself a swirlie

blue said...

and fuck clay bennett and david stern

Tyler said...

RE: Video

Huge belly laugh when he asked OJ Mayo if he had found the real killers.

Tyler said...

"Bizarre twin language" also got me to laugh.

blue said...

yeah, that guy is pretty funny

El Padrino said...

this FARC hostage story is phenominal

tem said...

i might watch the video.

El Padrino said...

market closes at 1 today
sweet

tem said...

i went to watch this girl play softball yesterday. she plays on one of my buddies team.

the ump was late so i volunteered to ump.

this girl (not the one i was there to watch) comes up and never swings the bat, so i end up ringing her up on strikes.

turns out she was the best friend of the girl i was there to watch.

after the game she nearly hit me with her car when i was talking with the girl i was there to watch.

lesson learnt. don't call anyone out on strikes if you are there to pick up a chick.

blue said...

bitch should have swung the bat.

it's softball

blue said...

wakk

El Padrino said...

another temfailure

blue said...

at least he wasn't at a lesbian softball game

El Padrino said...

true

El Padrino said...

the rays baby

yea!

El Padrino said...

fucking farve

tem said...

"temfailure"


hilarity

tem said...

"bitch should have swung the bat."

that's what i said.

next time up she swung at the first pitch and hit it over the outfielders' heads. she got a triple.

tem wasn't umping anymore though b/c the real ump finally showed up.

blue said...

fucking dubai

blue said...

"next time up she swung at the first pitch and hit it over the outfielders' heads. she got a triple."


did you say "see what happens when you swing the bat"

tem said...

i would have had i been umping still.

but i was in the stands at that point.

tem said...

when chick i liked was up if she did not swing it was a ball.

i wasn't looking at the pitch anyway, i was looking at her ass.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck work.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

7/3 Grant Balfour (TB - RP) Add Free Agents Furry Balls







This will be Tem's demise.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

IIIIITTTTTTSSSSSSS FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAYYYYYYY?

blue said...

i know freak mentioned it, but i was watching as it happened last night.

Michael Barrett fouled a 95MPH fastball off his own face. It was hilarious. And the Rockies broadcast showed it like 5 times in super slow motion so you could see his nose break apart.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

From the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel:

"When Dick Myers heard that California was going to start issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples, he and his partner of nearly 13 years considered traveling there to get married.

That is until Myers and his partner, Steve Brondino, learned of an obscure state law that makes it a crime for Wisconsin residents to enter into marriage in another state if the marriage would be prohibited here. The law imposes a penalty for those who enter into a marriage that's prohibited or declared void in Wisconsin of up to $10,000 and nine months in prison."





Jesus christ. Just leave the queers alone.

El Padrino said...

fuck the queers

Keith S said...

"The US slipped to 30th in the FIFA rankings. I spit on the FIFA rankings. They shouldn't be penalized for not being able to play in the Euro."

USA Nat'l team is awful

Keith S said...

"this FARC hostage story is phenominal"

I read that yesterday. What a crazy story

blue said...

what's a FIFA?

blue said...

FIFAs and FARCs all in the same day

Keith S said...

Hilarity

The Filipino prisoners doing the Soulja Boy

tem said...

i can't lose with a pitcher named ball four.

blue said...

i thought that guy was a hockey goalie

Keith S said...

So did tem give up on the Good Egg waitress?

El Padrino said...

i love those filipino dance videos

blue said...

first watch

El Padrino said...

second watch

blue said...

he gave up on the first watch waitress when he realized that the extent of their conversation was "can i take your order?" and "would you like a refill of your diet coke?"

tem said...

"So did tem give up on the Good Egg waitress?"

no, i'm just not putting all of my eggs in one basket.

Keith S said...

UGA punk

Keith S said...

"no, i'm just not putting all of my eggs in one basket."

Good call. Plus, $7.99 for lunch is better than $6000 for a temgagement.

El Padrino said...

diet coke is awful

El Padrino said...

zeke you need to watch over MML next week

tem said...

"kevin love said you'd say hi" is the best part so far for me.

Tyler said...

Did anyone report yesterday that the Chiefs are going to ban standing at Arrowhead?

El Padrino said...

poor arod

tem said...

i reported that tyler, but nobody cared.

tem said...

temgagements cost more than $6k.

blue said...

"i reported that tyler, but nobody cared."

it's the chiefs

blue said...

a-rod and c-rod have an open relationship

Tyler said...

I care. How are they going to enforce that? I think Weazy got pissed at a game last year time everyone was standing and since he's 5'3", he was mad because he couldn't see his beloved Chiefs suck. So he filed a class-action lawsuit, Chiefs got scurred and instituted the rule. And that is lame.

tem said...

weazy bashing is where i'd hoped chiefs link would go.

i am sure the no standing rule is his doing.

Keith S said...

I thought weazy was a Giants fan.

tem said...

who is c-rod?

El Padrino said...

ridiculousness is what that is

El Padrino said...

i love making words up

tem said...

"I thought weazy was a Giants fan."

he is. him and el pad like the same teams. they are buddies.

he goes to chiefs games though.

El Padrino said...

"I thought weazy was a Giants fan."

please dont bring this up ever again

paula pierce has a vagina said...

after 20 attempts to come back from back pain, furcal is finally going to have surgery, wft, couldnt they have done this a while back, he's out at least 8 weeks now

El Padrino said...

"he is. him and el pad like the same teams. they are buddies."

a temjoke

El Padrino said...

"after 20 attempts to come back from back pain, furcal is finally going to have surgery, wft, couldnt they have done this a while back, he's out at least 8 weeks now"

what a faggot

tem said...

furcal is a pussy.

this is not breaking news.

tem said...

i should drop him from my wacky league team.

Days on the DL isn't a stat there is it?

Tyler said...

Heard about Furcal on the drive in. Kershaw also got optioned to the minors today too.

Tyler said...

Dodgers are a mess.

Tyler said...

And I guess that means I can't wear my Furcal jersey if I ever go to a game.

El Padrino said...

eat watermelon, fuck, repeat

tem said...

they still have torre.

tem said...

"And I guess that means I can't wear my Furcal jersey if I ever go to a game."

you can hang it next to my Gradkowski jersey.

Tyler said...

Tragically, Days on the DL is not a stat category.

El Padrino said...

"And I guess that means I can't wear my Furcal jersey if I ever go to a game."

not unless you want to end up here

Tyler said...

The Abdur-Rahim and Crime Dog jerseys are hilarity.

Tyler said...

Eric Montross jersey!?! Eric Montross jersey!?!

blue said...

"please dont bring this up ever again"

weazy is a giants fan, and corby is a mets fan

Tyler said...

Andre Rison Chiefs jersey is another winner too.

El Padrino said...

"weazy is a giants fan, and corby is a mets fan"

stop it

Tyler said...

Kevin Brown Dodgers jersey. Oh God, I had forgotten about that era until today. One hundred. And five. Million. Thanks, Kev.

El Padrino said...

i love that site T
give me a laugh everyday

blue said...

andre rison was "spiderman" with the chiefs right?

Tyler said...

Nice use of italics, blue.

El Padrino said...

Rico Brogna


AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA

El Padrino said...

i hope no rockets graze my plane on sunday

blue said...

I'm going to take my camera to the rockies game saturday and see if I can get some straight cash homey

Keith S said...

EP & weazy should tailgate together for the Geeeeeeeeeee-men's home opener this year

tem said...

free lunch time then i get to go home.

blue said...

they'll be too busy celebrating the fact that Iowa is going to win 10 games

blue said...

free lunch is good...free anything is good, except for free HIV

El Padrino said...

"EP & weazy should tailgate together for the Geeeeeeeeeee-men's home opener this year"

how do you think weasel on the grill tastes?

blue said...

but being HIV free is good

Keith S said...

"how do you think weasel on the grill tastes?"

Gamey?

blue said...

ask peeps in texas, i'm sure they eat weasel, usually after their pickemup truck runs them over

Keith S said...

I hope they make a movie about that FARC rescue. That would be good shit.

El Padrino said...

"how do you think weasel on the grill tastes?"

Gamey?"

disappointed in you
thought you'd say

"Salty".

El Padrino said...

"I hope they make a movie about that FARC rescue. That would be good shit."

it would
maybe like a spanish Tears of the Sun?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish I could go home early today.

blue said...

they already made that movie, haven't you seen tears of the sun?


if they do make a FARC movie, i hope Bruce Willis is the star

JFreak said...

madness

blue said...

tears of the sun i21

Keith S said...

Wow

blue said...

an LoV first

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

leftover cheesy bread sticks are clutch right now.

Keith S said...

"disappointed in you
thought you'd say

"Salty"."


Shit, I missed that one

Keith S said...

I have not seen Tears of the Sun

blue said...

"I have not seen Tears of the Sun"


of course not, you hate fireworks and are a commie, so of course you hate Bruce Willis kicking ass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shit. Here comes a terrorist.

Keith S said...

Maybe it's Osama. Here comes your payday

blue said...

"Shit. Here comes a terrorist."

hilarity

blue said...

"Maybe it's Osama"

or, you could axe him if he knows where Osama is

El Padrino said...

hefty sentence

blue said...

the job i turned down yesterday, sent me a counter offer, 20% raise, i think i'm taking that sumbitch...and the great blue job search will end

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the job i turned down yesterday, sent me a counter offer, 20% raise, i think i'm taking that sumbitch...and the great blue job search will end"

Wow. I hate you.

blue said...

lots of 4th of july celebrating to do

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"or, you could axe him if he knows where Osama is"

It could have been his wife

blue said...

Osama has many wives...all virgins...

Keith S said...

He has like 100 of them

blue said...

according to Farenheit 9/11, osama used to sex barbara, laura, barbara jr, and jenna bush too

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh. BTW, Terrorist attack was averted.

I saved the 4th of July.

You're all welcome.

blue said...

one of the managers (a chick) just walked by in a tight tanktop...while she looked good and i'm not one to complain, it's not really a "professional" look

blue said...

I feel ashamed that I had to make the distinction that the person wearing a tight tanktop was a chick

paula pierce has a vagina said...

got damn blue IS gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I didn't know Osama was like 6'6" until the other day.

How the fuck can he not be found?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

cleavage is as professional as it gets

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"got damn blue IS gay"

Apparently NY has the best intertubes sleuths, too.

Keith S said...

"How the fuck can he not be found?"

So him being 6'6" should make it easier to find him?

blue said...

got damn blue's office IS gay

*fixed

paula pierce has a vagina said...

osama is 6'6 with turban, maybe he took it off and shaved the beard as a disguise

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Spiff, I wanna see some quality naked titties. Hook it up.

blue said...

George Karl could find Osama...offer him a tryout

blue said...

"osama is 6'6 with turban"

so you're saying he's like beasley, and really 3 inches shorter than his listed playing height?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

some boobs

paula pierce has a vagina said...

yea but osama could take an elbow to the chest i bet

blue said...

lucy pinder is yummy

blue said...

In Touch Weekly's top 10 best breasts in hollywood

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles


How is AJ not on there?

El Padrino said...

nice tits

blue said...

or EA even

El Padrino said...

7. Audrina Patridge

garbage

El Padrino said...

how is christina aguilera not on there? milk or not those are some bombs

blue said...

if you have fake breasts (carmen electra, audrina patridge) you shouldn't be allowed on the list

paula pierce has a vagina said...

seeing AJ in 'wanted', she made major movement upward in the power rankings, and made me look up some of her sex scenes online

Keith S said...

"7. Audrina Patridge

garbage"


Stop it

blue said...

Jennifer Aniston 10 years ago, i might have agreed with, but she has old lady tits now

paula pierce has a vagina said...

does beyonce even have nice boobs? why is tyra on there, fatties not allowed

blue said...

Tyra used to have nice tits


but the rule should be that you have to have seen them naked

Keith S said...

I know this has been mentioned before but IDGAF

blue said...

the naked rule would apply because pre-nakedness lohan's looked nice, but when i actually saw them, not as impresssed

El Padrino said...

keef partridge is gross
weird face

paula pierce has a vagina said...

judge aniston;s tits for yourself

that pic is from 'the break up' scene she walks naked

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does beyonce even have nice boobs?"

She has fat girl tits. Not good.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

where have we seen scarlett's tits

paula pierce has a vagina said...

nvm, blue said the rule should be, not the rule is

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Patridge is crazy hot, EP.

Keith S said...

"keef partridge is gross
weird face"

She has a face?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

For EP?

blue said...

we're talking about tits, and Meiz links a hat

Keith S said...

Damn, that's a rev hat. Size 8?

El Padrino said...

aniston has nice boobs
they are perfectly shaped

El Padrino said...

sick hat

blue said...

i recant my previous aniston statement. I was thinking that the recent pictures of her and John Mayer, her tits didn't look great, but "after further review, the call is reversed, and aniston is awarded great titness"

blue said...

first down

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"we're talking about tits, and Meiz links a hat"

Nobody had mentioned tits for 9 minutes.

blue said...

blue will be starting his new job on the 28th of july

JFreak said...

"The Colorado Rockies have told catcher Yorvit Torrealba that they are willing to listen to offers for the veteran backstop now that it is clear he has lost the starting job to Chris Iannetta, reports the Denver Post."

Didn't the Rockies give him a 6 mil a year contract?

Ha.

El Padrino said...

finally blue
congrats

JFreak said...

"blue will be starting his new job on the 28th of july"

you still going to be an accountant, or whatever the hell you are?

blue said...

"Didn't the Rockies give him a 6 mil a year contract?"

3Mil/year

2yrs 6mil

blue said...

"you still going to be an accountant, or whatever the hell you are?"

yup, controller for a small company that owns yoga studios actually.

JFreak said...

free yoga sessions?

blue said...

I think so, the chicks were definitely all hot that worked in the office.

i've never tried yoga

blue said...

Hells yes

Megan Fox finally wised up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Feels like this here choo-choo is slowing down already

blue said...

brew crew needs to pound the webbinator today

and the cubbies need to beat up on lincecum

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck the cubs

blue said...

no, no, no, no, no

blue said...

lunch

JFreak said...

Brewers fans are like the middle child.

They don't get enough attention, so they piss and moan about their older sibling who is more popular.

El Padrino said...

t - 2 days til vaca

paula pierce has a vagina said...

lincecum doesnt get pounded

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Every time I see a person around here wearing a Cubs hat or shirt, I have to fight off the unbelievably strong urge to clothesline or choke slam him/her. I want to kick kids that wear that shit, too.


I tell every little kid I see with that shit on, I tell them that the Cubs suck. The looks I get from their parents are priceless.

isiah thomas said...

BW2 for lunch - burger and boneless wings.

EAD.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"I tell every little kid I see with that shit on, I tell them that the Cubs suck. The looks I get from their parents are priceless."

deke is that guy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I tell every little kid I see with that shit on, I tell them that the Cubs suck. The looks I get from their parents are priceless."


Nice job on the engrish, cumfast.







Thanks.

Keith S said...

Good parenting

El Padrino said...

"With only 16 days prior to its release, over 100 performances for The Dark Knight are already sold out for the film’s opening weekend. According to MovieTickets.com, almost half of total tickets sold so far are for IMAX screenings. If you’re going to see this movie, see it in IMAX."

Keith S said...

mize likes pretending that the Cubs & Brewers are rivals.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1970...

Margaret Court outlasted Billie Jean King to win the Wimbledon championship.

El Padrino said...

spiler free dark knight review

isiah thomas said...

Beyonce is garbage, does she have any tit-tays?

ns

Like deke said I thought she had sloppy fat girl tit-tays, and not really big ones at that.

I’m willing to see evidence to the contrary however.

isiah thomas said...

FTR - noone here is allowed to join the Angie bandwagon.

All the hate she took here hurt her feelings and I alone will console her.

Keith S said...

Uh oh

isiah thomas said...

and fmz has hard nips to see Angies new movie.

I ♥ that.

Keith S said...

AJ is awful

Keith S said...

2 chicks I work with said that they saw AJ's movie and after seeing it, would switch sides for her.

El Padrino said...

"All the hate she took here hurt her feelings and I alone will console her."

excuse me, we took turns driving that bus

Keith S said...

Train wreck Angie *wall

Keith S said...

and while we're here

Keith S said...

It's time for

Keith S said...

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