Remember when yous were a kid. And after breakfast you'd go outside and play shit all day. Come home like around dinner time, eat with the fam, shower then go back outside for a little hanging out on the stoop? Them were the days man.
Spongeball, Stickball, Wiffle, Football, Basketball, Softball, Kickball, Handball, Racquetball.
You rang bells. You played ball.
At night, ya hung out on the corner, the schoolyard, outside the Arab's or someones stoop. Maybe you played some manhunt or maybe you walked the hood. Polliticking.
Now we got kids that stay inside all day, learning to play yazz flute or mastering the newest PC Game out on the market. Studying and shit. WFT?
Fuck books. They are a goddam choking hazard anyway. Fucking Poetry makes me sick. Stanzas? The only Stanzas I know come from Nissan. If I ever get blessed to having a son and he comes home with some fucking poetry shit I'm gonna kick the ever-loving shit out of him. Poetry leads to homosexuality. It's a proven fact.
And Gyms. And Jogging. I tried both. The reason why I don't do either is because they both suck. I hate them. Weightlifting is for atha-leets. Jogging is just so fucking boring it's unbelievable how popular it actually is. And I was on the track team in high school so I know. I get my excercise from playing basketball and football. How much weight you can lift does not add any inches to your pecker. I hope everyone is aware of that. Also gyms have diseases in them. You know that I know that that's a fact.
Anyway onto the picks:
Razorbacks -4 over the Cocks. Just a gut feeling.
Penn State - 7 over Sconnie. Joe Pa peed blood this morning. You know his ass is ready for this one.
Jags over Dolphins, lay the 9 points. Fins are scurred.
Eagles over Browns, Philly giving 2. They are underated.
Chargers over Cheifs, laying a dozen. All night long like Lionel baby.
What?
I'm practicing.
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 500 Newer› Newest»Saw The Dark Knight in IMAX last night - very solid movie. As hyped as Heath Ledger's performance has been, he was still better than I expected. His performance was up there with Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs I thought for creepy bad guys. Give that guy an Oscar.
But I totally agree with Spiff, Maggie Gyllenhaal was so not right for that role.
i'm practicing = hilarity
beth ♥s dead ledger
"His performance was up there with Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs I thought for creepy bad guys."
I mentioned that on my blog a week or so a ago, Heath does to Joker what Hopkins did to Hannibal.
And remember Hannibal was only on screen in that movie for a total of about 17 minutes or something like that
six-year, $67 million contract for montana ellis? el tardo will be writing about that contract three years from now.
i think i am going to see Dark Knight this weekend.
when is blue's last day at the old job?
polliticking is hook da hook
i might try and swing a darkknight/stepbrothers double feature
one in which i sneak into the stepbrothers movie, like I was 10
I think its next week
reliving your youth is the best
"when is blue's last day at the old job?"
toooooooday
sneaking into movies is whatta good.
"I mentioned that on my blog a week or so a ago, Heath does to Joker what Hopkins did to Hannibal."
I guess I should go read your blog review then. :-)
so i'll probably be MIA a bunch the next couple of weeks until i figure out the lay of the land
reliving your youth is the best, except the except opposite.
*fixed.
blue you have to put your foot down with the new folks on day one and tell them from 7am until 5pm is your blogging time.
you'll work when the blog goes zoidberg.
tardo has a man crush on monta
I guess I should go read your blog review then. :-)
dont bother
not a review, going this weekend, i just mentioned that from reading ever other review
Blue ain't doin' shit today
New El Tardo?
Josh Childress signed with some team in Europe. $20 mill/3 years.
laughing at T
i am amazingly horrible at Combat Wars
it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do
"Josh Childress signed with some team in Europe. $20 mill/3 years."
Are you serious?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY???????????????
"i am amazingly horrible at Combat Wars"
Yeah. I looked at you profile. Goo lord, man.
I was on a roll last night.
i have to clean up my office, which is maybe the largest task i've undertaken in the 3 years i've been here
"Yeah. I looked at you profile. Goo lord, man."
it's hard without a real mouse...and the first 2 games i didn't know how to run/move
i've gotten significantly better the last few times
do you use a fake mouse?
"it's hard without a real mouse"
Well duh
"do you use a fake mouse?"
whatever those touchpad things on laptops are called
perhaps the first must read book i have heard about in ages:
"Dustin Diamond will lay bare the behind-the-scenes secrets from his years as Screech on Saved By The Bell in a new book.
The actor, 31, who played the lovable nerd on the U.S. sitcom and its spin-offs from 1989 to 2000, will expose for the first time what Diamond and his castmembers, including Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley, got up to off set.
Behind The Bell, which Diamond will pen with the aid of a ghostwriter, will reveal "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying," reports People.com. "
SBtB might make tem read.
"whatever those touchpad things on laptops are called"
touch pads.
and i don't care if SBtB book news is cumfastery.
it was news to me and that's all that matters.
sbtb book would be good if it wasn't written by a douche
what's he going to say "I watched zack and kelly doin' it"
"i saw slater make out with mr.belding"
because you know the chicks weren't giving him any love offscreen, not even violet
man a young kelly kapowski, loaded, naked
mmmm good
"Wrestler Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke is considering baring all for Playboy magazine."
did they mean Playgirl? Playboy doesn't show boy parts right? Brooke has a penis, Hef doesn't know this?
"what's he going to say "I watched zack and kelly doin' it""
maybe he says he watched zack and kelly get hammered and do it. then when kelly was passed out he had his way with her.
maybe he'll say all the extras had to give him a BJ.
maybe lisa was a cockhound.
maybe kelly and jessi were always hooking up with each other.
SBtB maybe Z
""Wrestler Hulk Hogan's daughter Brooke is considering baring all for Playboy magazine."
thanks temfast
Kelsey Grammer needs to stop it with his heart attack crap.
he had a heart attack and his wife saved him and his spirit saved him and he had an out of body experience and he was talking with God about Frasier and how he was like the best TV character ever, except the except opposite, and how Niles was a douche and how Shelly Long fucked everyone on the Cheers set.
jessie is going to be on that lesbian show "the l word" on showtime
i've never seen the show, but if she get nekkid and hooks up, maybe i'll buy showtime
news to me is all that matters.
jessie is a lesbian?
Showgirls baby, showgirls
so that makes her a lesbian?
does that mean demi moore is bi because she was in a half assed version of showgirls?
wait a second. I aint sayin she's a lesbian, i'm just repping her movie.
So the Packers extended Brady Poppinga for 4 years at 17mil, yet they haven't bothered to sign their #1 running back. That makes no sense to me.
oh, ok.
they are going to trade brett favre for earnest graham.
OJ played an astronaut in a movie!!????
hahahahahaaa
and cadillac
and cadillac
and cadillac
and cadillac
yes blue and cadillac.
Tyler's being dealt with this week. And I still haven't had my end of the week HR binge begin.
yahoo hasnt updated yet
easy there
that bluejays orioles game that lasted 2 days fucked Yahoo up
yahoo! gets fucked up easily.
nihlists
"yahoo hasnt updated yet"
Updated what?
fantasy stats
what else?
I'm not having any problems. Never do.
good to hear, everyone else is though
la dee fricken dah meiz
meiz must have magic internets
or magic beans
him and his time masheen are at it again
wft is a witrado
Wrong blog. Computer is too slow for my tabbed browsing skills.
alt tabbing is key.
i don't know about everyone else, but i am really tired today.
I'm cereal. I never notice any problems with stats being wrong or updated. Where do you people have these problems?
witrado is el tardo's cousin.
it never updated the stats for last nights games.
if you look at your team stats for yesterday it will read as all blanks.
so the totals in the head 2 head match ups never got updated.
goddam fool
"so the totals in the head 2 head match ups never got updated."
Mine is accurate
"Mine is accurate"
ok
ignorance does not = accuracy
Well. It appears to be.
You guys get all wound up over this, hey?
so you don't want credit for Han-Ram's HR last night?
no, but we are saying Yahoo has not updated last night's fantasy stats and your saying they did
it's like, the sky is blue and your like, no way, it's purple
it's like we're saying that it's daytime, but meiz is saying, not here, it's dark outside
Hm. Oh well.
hilarity
I'm just not gonna worry about something that I can't fix.
"I'm just not gonna worry about something that I can't fix."
Meiz did you have a retard omelete this morning for breakfast.
Prii Count = 10
and 100
What's the point of worrying about something you can't control?
"Ken Rosenthal, of FOXSports.com, reports the Los Angeles Dodgers were considering making a trade for Arizona Diamondbacks RP Jon Rauch but were unwilling to part with IF Ivan DeJesus, according to a source with knowledge of the situation."
Awesome. Way to go Management.
I'M NOT WORRIED
never trade jesus.
we're not worried, we're just saying it hasn't updated yet.
"ignorance does not = accuracy"
yes it does.
"I'M NOT WORRIED"
So then who gives a shit? Why bother mentioning it, if it happens on a regular basis?
"So then who gives a shit? Why bother mentioning it, if it happens on a regular basis?"
this discussion is painfully over
the mets are in 1st place.... how's that taste willie
When was it ever a discussion?
TP!
Old balls must be off today
i haven't been in vegas for 24 hours yet and i'm already down 200 on the tables
old ballz.... funny
I haven't heard the word "pecker" in a minute
only 200 bones isn't bad for the first day
what's up ep?
"i might try and swing a darkknight/stepbrothers double feature"
I'm doing that tomorrow morning. AMC has $5 shows before noon. Catch Stepbrothers first and then DK
"only 200 bones isn't bad for the first day"
true... but it i think the actual gambling time is only 30 minutes
"i haven't been in vegas for 24 hours yet and i'm already down 200 on the tables"
It's people like you who go there and blow the family nest egg that built that town... not this pretty boy!
HUNGRY
if 200$ is TP's family nest egg, they must have a shitty nest
Cousin Eddie said that, you smarmy bastard
Vegas Vacation
man I miss Vegas
"if 200$ is TP's family nest egg, they must have a shitty nest"
no nest... just a cardboard box
"man I miss Vegas"
Touche
smarm smarm smarm
lots of famous hoops players/coaches at the wynn... i saw coach k at the 25 cent slots
oh yeah, Team USA is in Vegas this week
the ti pirate show is terrible
Is old man river rocking the jorts and jat in Vegas?
TP in Vegas
"the ti pirate show is terrible"
Yes.
mize after the Mickey D's challenge
TP's paying good money to be on the inter webs, no?
no free internet?
that's just foul
thanks for that pic, keith
"no free internet?"
I paid $1 a minute, $5 minimum. I was on for like 7 minutes before I decided it was time to pull the plug.
Although TP probably has a laptop with an internet card, or some fancy shit like that
"TP's paying good money to be on the inter webs, no?"
$12.99 per day for inter web.... i took a laptop from work with me... gotta check email
oh yeah, fancy laptop and its fancy wi-fi
TP must get important e-mails
I thought only Bill Gates and God had wi-fi
Great. Catalog Production meeting at 10am. Those are always brutal. Great way to start a weekend.
Although TP probably has a laptop with an internet card, or some fancy shit like that
internet card doesn't work for me
"Great. Catalog Production meeting at 10am. Those are always brutal. Great way to start a weekend."
See if Rick Neuheisal will join our FFB league
"internet card doesn't work for me"
So do you plug that fucker in the wall?
TP
Are you staying at the Wynn?
Wi-fi, mize. Wi-fi. Get it. Know it. Love it.
"Wi-fi, mize. Wi-fi. Get it. Know it. Love it."
TP just said it doesn't work for him. Am I mistaken?
those pics were just foul
"TP
Are you staying at the Wynn?"
no, the wedding is at the wynn and mant people are staying there, but we are staying at TI
Meiz has a bucket of rocks for a head today
"TP just said it doesn't work for him. Am I mistaken?"
An internets card is different than wi-fi.
"no, the wedding is at the wynn and mant people are staying there, but we are staying at TI"
Ah, ok. I think they have War at TI.
NS
By internets card, I mean wireless card.
wi-fi is working... to use TI wi-fi the charge 12.99 a day... i have a verizon card that should work without tapping into the TI wireless, but the verizon card is not set up to work with my log on and i need admin priv to change the settings
"By internets card, I mean wireless card."
They aren't the same, so by internets card you mean internets card
To make up for the previous pics...
For EP
"Ah, ok. I think they have War at TI.
"
sweet
awesome, i love the mexican in the background
breakfast time... later
"i love the mexican in the background"
Kim K's ass is in that picture too, mize
"They aren't the same, so by internets card you mean internets card"
So's your face.
NEXT
You win
I know
wow, intriguing
On a deserted island:
A machete
Kim K
Coco
once female cow
once chicken
Fruit tree of some kind
I'm straight.
*one
a once female cow? is that like a cow who has had a sex change operation
Is the female cow for a little bestiality show with Kim?
why wouldn't you want a rooster, so the chicken could keep laying eggs?
it's like EP's own little island of misfit toys
blue is posting on WWL again..
Let's talk about Rod Smith and how he should be a definite Hall of Famer
he should be
"Is the female cow for a little bestiality show with Kim?"
See Machete.
i don't really have any reason to back up that argument though
"why wouldn't you want a rooster, so the chicken could keep laying eggs?"
good point
You can't just go killing the cow right away. What about all that milk?
LoV...where dreams come to be ruined
"You can't just go killing the cow right away. What about all that milk?"
milk would be tough to store, i may need a cooler with an ice machine too
otherwise where will i keep the steaks?
"why wouldn't you want a rooster, so the chicken could keep laying eggs?"
do chickens need roosters to lay eggs?
i have no clue how chicken egg laying works.
me neither, i'm assuming blue knows cuz he looks like a chicken
just have 2 cows so they can reproduce and you can have veal.
per wiki:
Roosters are not required, as hens lay eggs whether or not they are fertilized (see Egg (food)).
neat
c'mon yahoo, quit being pussies
blue wants to know if he took the lead on furry balls.
"milk would be tough to store"
Boil it.
blue wants to know who he has to play in order to catch those furry balls
Can you boil spoiled milk? Will that unspoil it?
we need answers
maybe you boil it ahead of time then it doesn't spoil?
chickens not needing roosters to make eggs is key knowledge.
i feel like i learnt something important.
defintely key knowledge
chickens not needing roosters to make eggs is key knowledge.
indeed; I was just debating that with fmkod last week. She was right
yeah, if you're ever going to start an egg farm, now you don't have to invest any money in cocks
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