Friday, July 18, 2008

I'm gonna get you high today

Blanton to the A's. Mets must counter with a corner outfield spot. The rotation is fine. A'sare a lock to win the 2015 World Series now.

Pavlik to fight Hopkins Deke.

That one stung the nostrils Keef. Ya done got porked.

Nice rally on Wall Street, hopefully it continues. Gas should be a smidge lower by next week guys. Hang in there.

The Reds pitching coach’s name is Dick Pole.

If anyone is interested in betting on CFL games I got a great tip guy for that.

A nice shit before bed is outstanding.

Cape Fear still scares me a bit.

Did I see a Scoop Jackson Golf article?

And a Stephen A. Smiff Olympic article?

WFT?

SI, I think, is still relavent. Agree or disagree?

I'm late. Soap is a dirty whore.

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Beth said...

I've come to the conclusion that the British Open where I can follow along at work is the equivalent to me of afternoon baseball for most LOV'ers.

blue said...

beth is not in alaska

blue said...

i was home yesterday and watched some of the british open...brutal

Beth said...

If you're interested in following along with the major story lines of the British Open, Jason Sobel has a pretty good live blog going on about it here

Beth said...

Alaska is a week from tomorrow.

blue said...

how long will you be there?

El Padrino said...

tits in the mornin on a friday is awesome

Beth said...

In Alaska for a week, from 7/26 to 8/2.

blue said...

alaska would be good times

El Padrino said...

where the fuck you flying from

ATL to Wash? or ATL to SF?

then onto Alaska

please advice

also was this expensive?

blue said...

are you going on a cruise too?

H said...

morning chaps.

El Padrino said...

i confused beth with that question i guess

Beth said...

"where the fuck you flying from"

Atlanta to Anchorage direct. There's only 1 direct flight each day and we're on them each way thank god.

No cruise though, just Anchorage for a little but mostly Denali National Park (Mt. McKinley).

But yeah, I'm sure it's expensive for the fiance. :-)

Beth said...

"i confused beth with that question i guess"

Yeah, sorry for the delay in my response EP, I had to get a guy to explain it to me.

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blue said...

that's a long flight, like flying to london or something

blue said...

I hope beth insisted that they fly first class

El Padrino said...

that's a pricey trip for sure

El Padrino said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

that's a long ass flight
what is that, 7 or 8 hours?

ipod will be dead by hour 2

blue said...

7 hours 35 minutes according to wiki answers

Beth said...

7 & 1/2 hours out there, 7 hours back. We get 3 movies out there at least and 2 on the way back, although most aren't too good. The best one is "21" on the way out there.

El Padrino said...

Francisco Cordero
(Cin - RP) ERA-108.00 WHIP-18.00


HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

plenty of time to join the mile high club

Beth said...

Plus, if we get too bored we'll just have sex under a blanket... :-)

Beth said...

Damn, i2i with EP, what's the world coming to?

El Padrino said...

me and you are kindered spirits beth, don't fight it

Beth said...

So does that mean you're rooting for the Braves now EP?

blue said...

comment

El Padrino said...

"So does that mean you're rooting for the Braves now EP?"

Stop it beth, you know I don't speak spanish.

El Padrino said...

9 hours til Joel goes live

Tyler said...

"Blanton to the A's."

Um, how does that work, since he was on the A's to begin with? They made a trade with themselves? Is that legal?

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, and it's
FRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!1!1!

Tyler said...

**Friday wall**

Tyler said...

Mike Dunleavy's quote when asked about the Camby trade:

"You jump on the sure thing for sure"

Thanks for clearing that up Mike.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

billy beane really likes blanton, he also really likes making moves, so negotiated a trade in the mirror.

isiah thomas said...

Jemelle Hill and Skip Bayless on this First and 10 show right now. The term "Dream Team" gets thrown around too much, but not in this case.





























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Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Pavlik to fight Hopkins Deke."

Executioner is done. I'll take the ghost in a walk.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

bruce wayne dies via prescription pills in the dark knight, last minute edit by nolan, cold ass mu'fucka

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Did I see a Scoop Jackson Golf article?"

I enjoyed it. Eventhough I generally can't stand Scoop.

isiah thomas said...

Skip Bayless just dropped a "he is what he was"

Tyler said...

When are the Jemelle Hill and Skip Bayless "Dream Team" gold foil Upperdeck cards coming out?

Tyler said...

I appear to be killing LoV.

El Padrino said...

wow, i said blanton to the A's

that's hilarious
i'm not even fixing that

i'm impressed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP's drunk

El Padrino said...

i realized again how awful the batmans were after the second one

i mean the clooney one was TERRRIIIBBLE

thank god for Nolan

El Padrino said...

I did write that last night after a couple.....

El Padrino said...

which makes it more awesome and keeps the d- going strong

El Padrino said...

Duvel's are strong.

Tyler said...

"i'm not even fixing that"

Yeah, don't touch it, it's gold. I laughed mightily when I first read it.

Tyler said...

Plus it spawned the billy beane trading with his reflection in the mirror scenarios that I'm sure will be a running joke until baseball season is over with.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i realized again how awful the batmans were after the second one

i mean the clooney one was TERRRIIIBBLE"

Absolutely. Why didn't Keaton & Burton stay together for a while? They were magic.

El Padrino said...

Money i assume.

I even thought Kilmer's was ok, but just ok, nothing more.

El Padrino said...

"Plus it spawned the billy beane trading with his reflection in the mirror scenarios that I'm sure will be a running joke until baseball season is over with."

already a classic, nice work spiff

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Absolutely. Why didn't Keaton & Burton stay together for a while? They were magic."

thank hay-zoos they didnt, the franchise may never have disgraced itself, then there would be no begins/dark knight/3rd movie

paula pierce has a vagina said...

'i have kids to feed'

'they dont like falafel?'

Tyler said...

I went out on two dates with this girl I met in the summer of '96 or '97 and she picked the movies both times. First one was The Island of Dr. Moreau. Second one was Batman & Robin. When she called a week later asking why I hadn't called her and if I wanted to go out again, I told her I was "busy" and that I'd be "busy" for the foreseeable future.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

they showed it on FX last night, not a fan of batman's 'rattle the cages' comment

Tyler said...

One bad movie pick I can forgive, but when the second one is the train wreck caused by a car accident followed by an airplane collision that is Batman & Robin, I'm out.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"she picked the movies both times. First one was The Island of Dr. Moreau. Second one was Batman & Robin. "

that's only 2 strikes. she could of fought off a couple pitches and homered(demon in the sack)

El Padrino said...

"One bad movie pick I can forgive, but when the second one is the train wreck caused by a car accident followed by an airplane collision that is Batman & Robin, I'm out."

should have gave her the "Mario" test, then decide

El Padrino said...

I just completed my letter to the NY Giants Football Club indicating my interest in joining the waiting list for season tickets.

The current wait is 17 years.

NS

Keith S said...

Fucking Cordero

Tyler said...

Yeah, that was before I knew about the "Mario Test".

blue said...

"The current wait is 17 years."

even with their new stadium forthcoming?

I think the broncos list now is around 12 years as well, was only 4 when I got on it, but that was right after they opened invesco and added a bunch of seats.

El Padrino said...

It's 17 years but whilst on the list your able to purchase tickets from other season ticket holders so it's not like your totally shut out.

El Padrino said...

Called Ticket Xchange Program. Also while you wait you get free gifts. This years gift is a throw blanket.

YaY!

Keith S said...

Do you have to put down any sort of deposit to get on the wait list?

Keith S said...

I'm no longer a fan

NS

El Padrino said...

blocked

El Padrino said...

"Do you have to put down any sort of deposit to get on the wait list?"

Negative. Or at least I haven't been informed of that yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm no longer a fan"


I was gonna link that just to throw it in your face.

Keith S said...

"blocked"

Try this

El Padrino said...

oh, i see.

blue said...

"Do you have to put down any sort of deposit to get on the wait list?"

we didn't have to put money down for the broncos wait list.

blue said...

megan fox is still sexy as hell

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"The current wait is 17 years.

NS"

pshaw. Green Bay's is like 37 years.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dont be gay or a liar keef, no one isnt a fan of megan fox(unless she would have went through with the wedding to BAG)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

forbes toughest wait lists NFL

skins have the longest waitlist, pack number 2, g-men number 3.

pack probly has the least turnover, thus a long ass wait

blue said...

transformers director told megan fox to put on 10lbs...he was not a fan

paula pierce has a vagina said...

he wanted her ass and tits to get bigger

El Padrino said...

right up Temlonely's avenue

Tyler said...

Los Angeles has been waiting for a TEAM for 10 years. So, y'all can bite me.

blue said...

maybe if people actually went to the games when there were 2 teams in LA, then they wouldn't be on a waitlist.

plus you have USC, they're better than some NFL teams

El Padrino said...

Fucking Rams huh?

El Padrino said...

arent most LA based peoples Oakland fans?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"arent most LA based peoples Oakland fans?"

most mexicans are

blue said...

only because the raiders were there for 10 years or so though too

El Padrino said...

spiff's on fire since yesterday's arbour mist comment

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"The Dark Knight: The IMAX Experience will feature four sequences filmed with IMAX® cameras. This marks the first time ever that a major feature film has been even partially shot using IMAX cameras, marking a revolutionary integration of the two film formats."

just a reminder, chub level is off the meter

blue said...

the fact that OH-IO has 2 NFL teams and LA has zero still amuses me...missouri even has 2 teams

blue said...

I can't think of any reason to ever move to Hoboken, NJ

Tyler said...

"arent most LA based peoples Oakland fans?"

There is a Latino contingent that are still think the Raiders are the greatest NFL team, even when they go 2-14. A lot of people are hate the Raiders with the passion of a thousand suns and are Chargers fans.

But, since there are so many transplants out here, a lot of people root for their team from back home.

It will be pretty awesome when the Jaguars move here sometime in the next two years. I would totally buy a MJD Los Angeles Jaguars jersey.

Tyler said...

*delete are from "A lot of people are hate the Raiders"

Tyler said...

Unless "are hate" is going to be the new fad. Then disregard my previous comment.

El Padrino said...

"I can't think of any reason to ever move to Hoboken, NJ"

it is quite nice, a couple of good restaurants and the bars are hopping, i just hate the 2pm last call and yuppies

i hate yuppies

Tyler said...

Does anyone call Hoboken, HoBROKEN? Cuz I do.

Tyler said...

Yuppies are like hippies; you gotta hate 'em.

Tyler said...

And...

Tyler said...

100

El Padrino said...

"just a reminder, chub level is off the meter"

i cant even walk around comfortably

blue said...

last call at 2pm would ruin my drinking habit

blue said...

mine as well start rooting for the jags now tyler

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"i just hate the 2pm last call "

absolutely brutal over here, more like a 1:30 last call, kick you out at 2, but there are bacon wrapped hot dog carts outside waiting for you

Tyler said...

What's the bacon wrapped hot dog challenge? Like three? There's no way you can eat more than three of those without immediately dropping dead from a heart attack.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

A group of Raider fans got booted from the Luxor when I was in Vegas. Me & the dude from Mankato that I was sitting next to & chatting with were cackling over it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

that was windier than it needed to be.

blue said...

any bar that closes at 2pm probably won't be very successful

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"any bar that closes at 2pm probably won't be very successful"

uh, the bars in LA are very successful

El Padrino said...

last call is COLOV

but still an important discussion

El Padrino said...

"uh, the bars in LA are very successful"

and in Hoboken, and most of NJ bars

tard.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"What's the bacon wrapped hot dog challenge? Like three? There's no way you can eat more than three of those without immediately dropping dead from a heart attack."

i only eat one as a snack as after the bar/club we are usually on our way to a dining establishment

blue said...

i'm guessing that the succesful bars in LA and Hoboken close closer to 2AM ....tard

fucking moron

blue said...

that was uncalled for

blue said...

i apologize, i see how the pm and am could be confused

El Padrino said...

i see what you did there, you put 2pm, cornball

El Padrino said...

with all due respek

El Padrino said...

WFT is for lunch i'm starvin

blue said...

"i see what you did there, you put 2pm, cornball"

you put 2PM, i just ran with it

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"WFT is for lunch i'm starvin'

killer combo, footlong meatball from subway, and a slice from sbarro

s

blue said...

spiff is eating at the mall

El Padrino said...

"killer combo, footlong meatball from subway, and a slice from sbarro"

served by the devil himself

El Padrino said...

jesus christ meatballs from subway

paula pierce has a vagina said...

funniest thing about subway is that they advertise their fresh in-store baked bread. i wish they didnt bake their own bread

blue said...

the marinara sauce from subway is the best (i hope i don't even need to put the s)

blue said...

their fresh bread that comes frozen and they heat it up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going to have chinese.

blue said...

Jersey Mikes makes a good sub...not sure if anyone has any around them or not though.

Tyler said...

There's a Jersey Mike's right next the Baja Fresh, which is right next to the In 'N Out like two blocks from my apartment. Never been there.

El Padrino said...

Never had Jersey Mike's

heard decent things happen there though, i think there are a couple close enough that i can test

blue said...

JM is probably my favorite "franchise" sandwich.

El Padrino said...

i wanna do the mickey d's challenge today but it's like 4 blocks away

eff that

blue said...

EP has become meiz lazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This dude in here is completely clueless. Asking dumb questions, using up the entire staff, etc... How the fuck do morons like that make 4x the amount of money as me?

El Padrino said...

jack nicklaus is dead on

El Padrino said...

"How the fuck do morons like that make 4x the amount of money as me?"


they get a kick out of it, it's a perversion

El Padrino said...

fucking wife broke the camera
right before Billy tonight

that's a couple of lashes with my wifebeater

blue said...

cmblue's cat died today...luckily the cat has lives with her parents, not in CO

blue said...

has lives = lived

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ENGLISH! YOU COMMIE BITCH! ENGLISH!

El Padrino said...

no one greenlit that meiz's show yet?

El Padrino said...

i hate cats

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler's too lazy to pitch it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I would kill all the housecats in the world if I could.

Useless animals. They are the bane of my existence.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wall

paula pierce has a vagina said...

they are asking mike tafoya if she would ever do playboy

good thing i havent had lunch yet

El Padrino said...

oh my god no

Keith S said...

On this day in 1970...

In a game against the Montreal Expos, Willie Mays of the San Francisco Giants stroked an 0-and-2 pitch into the hole between short and third for his 3,000th career hit.

El Padrino said...

"IMAX screenings sold-out natiowide, but the tickets are starting to hit eBay. They’re going for as high as $350, and Cinematical reports that two tickets to an NYC showing at 10 a.m. just sold for $89 after 20 bids."

Dark Knight power

El Padrino said...

yo spiff i think willa ford is naked in the new Friday the 13th reboot

El Padrino said...

freak, Alone in the Dark?

peep it yet?

Keith S said...

Did anyone see The Strangers yet?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes! Salma Hayek isn't marrying the French billionaire!

I still have a shot.

Keith S said...

Fatty

El Padrino said...

fat motherfuckers

























i'm going to get some ice cream

Keith S said...

I think that I'm going to hit up Chi-pole-tay for lunch today.

El Padrino said...

burrito it up

El Padrino said...

spiff's what's this thing where fisherman are flocking to Hawaii to catch a 1000lb Marlin?

Keith S said...

mize
Just a response to your "pecos" comment from yesterday. Last night was the first time I bowled in over a year and I rolled a 184 and 192.

blue said...

"Yes! Salma Hayek isn't marrying the French billionaire!

I still have a shot."


she's smrt, don't marry the dude but just collect his childsupport payments..enough to live comfortably off of...that's what we call k-fedding it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

chipoltay challenge!!!

blue said...

"Colorado was the least obese, with about 19 percent fitting that category in a random telephone survey last year by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

yes, less fatties here

Tyler said...

Who works for Nordstrom?

blue said...

maybe the food challenge s/b the most calories you can eat for under $20

blue said...

"Who works for Nordstrom?"

that would be blue

Keith S said...

"chipoltay challenge!!!"

I had 2 burritos once but there's no way I could do that on a regular basis like spiff's challenges

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dont know about the marlin thing

El Padrino said...

"Colorado was the least obese, with about 19 percent fitting that category in a random telephone survey last year by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention."

yet or only rep (blue) from Col is a fatty

El Padrino said...

*our

blue said...

"yet or only rep (blue) from Col is a fatty"

yep, it's true

Tyler said...

"that would be blue"

Nice google search at 10:15:41 AM.

blue said...

what did i google?

Tyler said...

Man, I just bought something on eBay last night and they emailed me a 10% off coupon today.

El Padrino said...

T what are you doing or talking about?

blue said...

oh, i googled Tyler and found his webpage...impressive stuff sir

blue said...

you get 10% off a listing or 10% off total? That seems unfair to whomever you're purchasing from.

blue said...

eracist

Tyler said...

The offer will expire at 11:59:59 PM PDT on July 29, 2008. Discount applies to the purchase price (excluding shipping, handling, and taxes) of a single item on eBay.com. Recipients of the coupon must be registered eBay members and pay for the item with PayPal. If actual discounted amount is less than maximum discount indicated on the coupon, the unused portion will be forfeited.

Tyler said...

I erased it because it occurred to me that it might be a personalized code and I might want to use it.

blue said...

ahhh, so it's a paypal discount..tricky

El Padrino said...

"The offer will expire at 11:59:59 PM PDT on July 29, 2008. Discount applies to the purchase price (excluding shipping, handling, and taxes) of a single item on eBay.com. Recipients of the coupon must be registered eBay members and pay for the item with PayPal. If actual discounted amount is less than maximum discount indicated on the coupon, the unused portion will be forfeited."

buy my movies

blue said...

good thinking

Keith S said...

People are d-u-m

In Orlando, Florida, David Partin pledged to name his son after local radio hosts to win a $100 gas card as part of a contest.

WFT??

blue said...

rosario dawson cleavage shot

how come she doesn't make more movies?

blue said...

$100? that's like one tank of gas

blue said...

"At the Shady Lady Ranch brothel in Beatty, Nevada, clients who spend $300 or more this month will receive $50 gas vouchers as part of a promotion to beat the summer slump in business."


hilarity

El Padrino said...

"At the Shady Lady Ranch brothel in Beatty, Nevada, clients who spend $300 or more this month will receive $50 gas vouchers as part of a promotion to beat the summer slump in business."

I order up $300 of services in a brothel in like 4 minutes, that's a great deal.

blue said...

""When Jesus was at the wedding feast of Cana, the groom ran out of wine, he produced the wine for them," he said. "In that spirit, we feel that this might be comparable.""


is this guy calling himself Jesus?

blue said...

yeah $300 seems like an easy target to achieve at a brothel

El Padrino said...

holy shit, i dont remember La-La havnig giant bres-a-sis like that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yes, less fatties here"

Colorado is not conducive to fatsos on account of the thin air.

blue said...

yeah, i was surprised myself

Tyler said...

Shady Lady Ranch = great name for a brothel. Hope they have a clinic next door.

blue said...

i often wondered how places like "the shady lady ranch" advertised

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

WTF. Why the fuck can't women carry a 30lb box? Like I'm fucking obligated to do it for you.

Fucking pussies.

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

older

blue said...

it's their lack of meiztosterone

isiah thomas said...

older

isiah thomas said...

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