Friday, July 04, 2008

Happy 4th boys.








































86 comments:

isiah thomas said...

I love U Ess and-Ay!

isiah thomas said...

Depending on the exact figures of Arenas's contract, the Wizards should have most of their mid-level exception (expected to be about $5.8 million or $5.9 million) to add a player. The team will also have its biannual exception (roughly $1.9 million). The team could attempt to re-sign shooting guard Roger Mason Jr., who is coming off a career season and has drawn interest from several teams, or it could go after one of several free agents.

re: how taking less saves the wiz money to sign others

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't ever borrow video games to friends. that is all.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Keith S said...

Since GK said that mize and delux could be replacement players during the NBA lockout."



No. GK never said that. The other coaches did. And NOT delux. A bunch of us schmucks that worked at the Country Club.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Time to go to ze parade and bet on the zorse shit.

tem said...

"Don't ever borrow video games to friends."

do you mean "lend to" or "borrow from"?

El Padrino said...

that was the greatest hot dog eating contest i ever saw

El Padrino said...

USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!

El Padrino said...

A DOG OFF!

isiah thomas said...

IN YOUR FACE KOBAYASHI!!!!!

isiah thomas said...

A DOG OFF!


YESSSSSSS!!!!

Keith S said...

"those might be tasty, I don't believe in messing with a good thing though."

After further review, I'm going with old faithful

Keith S said...

"No. GK never said that. The other coaches did. And NOT delux. A bunch of us schmucks that worked at the Country Club."

I was kidding about douchelux.

isiah thomas said...

After further review, I'm going with old faithful

good call keef.

JFreak said...

I can't wait to shoot off some fireworks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I was kidding about douchelux."

Okay. That's good because he's an awful basketball player

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pretty drunk. And eating a slice of cheesecake.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that was the greatest hot dog eating contest i ever saw"


I'll have to catch a replay.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"do you mean "lend to" or "borrow from"?"


Tem is being difficult just to be difficult. Again.

JFreak said...

Did tem hear the news about Mark Martin?

Keith S said...

"that was the greatest hot dog eating contest i ever saw"

Yes. Fuck Kobayashi

Keith S said...

In the face!!!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Off to the Drum & Bugle show.

And then the baseball game.

Keith S said...

"Okay. That's good because he's an awful basketball player"

TWGKS

tem said...

"Did tem hear the news about Mark Martin?"

yes and tem is excited.

tem is a big mark fan.

tem said...

"Tem is being difficult just to be difficult. Again."

so?

tem said...

i think it rains here everyday now.

did i move to a rain forest?

tem said...

so USA folk can eat more hotdogs than tiny japanese people?

tem said...

ib. ybz.

kodiac said...

"that was the greatest hot dog eating contest i ever saw"

it's the first one I've ever watched....it was awsome.

Plus, those announcers were hilarious. It reminded me of the announcers from Best in Show.

JFreak said...

the great office war

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hammered

El Padrino said...

classic coors field game
crazy

El Padrino said...

i just scheduled a cab for a 4:45am trip to the airport

my kid's gonna freak on the plane

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who takes a < 1 year old on vacation?


Mommy & Daddy ain't got no sense.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

All due respect, of course.

blue said...

her first plane ride?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Taco Bell!

Keith S said...

BWs tonight for the Rampage/Griffin fight.

Keith S said...

Grace is going to take some heat in the PHX. On the Fox pre-game show today he picked the Dodgers to win the West.

Keith S said...

Papelbon is a moron.

blue said...

Stop it, Grace is a cub

Keith S said...

"Stop it, Grace is a cub"

Yeah but he's the color guy for the D-bags

Keith S said...

But there are only about 750 Dbags fans, so they probably won't make much of it.

Keith S said...

Troy Tulowitzki will be placed on the DL after requiring stitches to repair a cut in his hand, the Denver Post reports.


Mother fuck!

Keith S said...

The Rockies said before Friday's game that Taveras (left quadriceps) will need to go on the DL if he isn't available soon, the Rockies' official site reports.



Mother fuck!

tem said...

"BWs tonight for the Rampage/Griffin fight."

hooters for tem. bws charges a cover.

tem said...

"But there are only about 750 Dbags fans"

751 H likes new englanders too.

tem said...

The AP news reports that everyone on keith's roster has to go on the DL with "being on keith's roster"

tem said...

commisioner whoever says "each year we pick one fantasy player to totally fuck over, this year it is keith. we think it is hilarity."

tem said...

AP reports keith says "this is the worse"

tem said...

hooters in about 3hrs.

gotta get there early so we can have our choice of hooters girl.

tem literally walks in, picks a hooters girl and axes to sit in her section.

tem said...

i hate on facebook when it says "you should add this friend, you probably know them" and it is some douche i knew from hike school.

fuck those douches.

Keith S said...

"hooters for tem. bws charges a cover."

$5 cover at BWs. That's fine

Keith S said...

"tem literally walks in, picks a hooters girl and axes to sit in her section."

You've got this stalking thing down pat

Keith S said...

What's facebook?

Keith S said...

I haven't been to Hooters in a long time. At least 5 years

Keith S said...

This is pretty irresponsible writing

tem said...

$5 is too much.

plus bws chicks don't dress like sluts...at work.

tem said...

"You've got this stalking thing down pat"

thanks.

tem said...

"What's facebook?"

just like myspace.

Keith S said...

"plus bws chicks don't dress like sluts...at work."

You've got a greater chance of picking up a BWs waitress than a Hooters waitress.

Keith S said...

This WWL Titletown thing is retarded

Keith S said...

And I've seen way too many Hooters waitresses who don't belong in that uni

tem said...

"You've got a greater chance of picking up a BWs waitress than a Hooters waitress."

equal changes for tem.

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and

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tem said...

"And I've seen way too many Hooters waitresses who don't belong in that uni"

true, this is why i pick which one i want to have wait on me.

tem said...

**equal chances

Keith S said...

"
equal changes for tem.

0

and

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Chicks like bald guys

tem said...

"Chicks like bald guys"

only if they are in a band

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Good work, here

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

In other shocking news, I actually caught 4 bass today. Not bad.

Keith S said...

"In other shocking news, I actually caught 4 bass today. Not bad."

Nice work Roland

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Kyle Lohse

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kyle Loshe kicking ass today can only mean that Peavy and Greg Smith will suck.

Keith S said...

I almost threw up in the pool yesterday

Keith S said...

Don't ever try to play "I can do more somersaults underwater than you can" whilst you are hammered

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Drinking in a pool is vomit fuel all in its own.

isiah thomas said...

Shaq wrote the kid that wanted to meet him via M-A-W a welcome letter:

Dear Alex,

I can wait to hang out with you this Sunday, how's my ass taste?

Shaq

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

mmmmmm

Tastes like dingleberries

blue said...

as awful as the rockies have played, they are 6 games out of first place now in the NL west.



ahahahahahahahahaha

Keith S said...

UFC PPV last night was alright. Forrest Griffin is good.

JFreak said...

The Internet is tubes

JFreak said...

If anyone wants to call and complain to Bud Selig, you can.

The commissioners office number is 212-931-7800.

kodiac said...

why would Cliff Lee get so upset about Gomez trying to bunt for a hit with 2 strikes in the first inning?

-if Nathan can get the save here; that would be a win over Sheets and Lee in the past week. Not too shabby

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Ah fuck it. I'm gonna have another drink.

Bad news on the Meiz front. Some wackness, also.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

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