Wednesday, July 16, 2008

GGGGGGGGGGGGMEEEEN




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El Padrino said...

now deal with this

blue said...

football

El Padrino said...

blue i know you said as such but i need to tyep it out myself

that denver trade is awful

H said...

for future reference, I'd be willing to spot start on a post sometime...

blue said...

yeah, that trade is horrible.

I get why they did it, but c'mon you gotta get more than just the option to swap 2nd round picks.

swap 1st rounders, actually get a 2nd round pick, but getting nothing is awful

i feel bad for cambyman

H said...

Tyler, here is copy of the set list for my next show. Enjoy...

Set 1
Miss Murder - AFI
Mr. Brownstone - Guns 'n' Roses
Zero - Smashing Pumpkins
Polyamorous - Breaking Benjamin
Touch, Peel, and Stand - Days of the New
Made of Scars - Stone Sour
Them Bones - Alice in Chains
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Suicide Messiah - Black Label Society
Fake It - Seether
Ya'll Want a Single - Korn
Blind - Korn

Set 2
Bartender - Hed P.E.
Denial - Sevendust
Remedy - Seether
What I Want - Daughtry
Now or Never - Dope
Thunderkiss - White Zombie
Sex Type Thing - Stone Temple Pilots
People of the Sun - Rage Against the Machine
Rebel Yell - Billy Idol
Plowed - Sponge
Ain't My Bitch - Metallica
It's Not Over - Daughtry

Set 3
Bawitdaba - Kid Rock
Word Up - Korn
Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry
Slither - Velvet Revolver
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
When Worlds Collide - Powerman 5000
What a Day - Nonpoint
I Don't Wanna Stop - Ozzy Osbourne
Sugar - System of a Down
Paralyzer - Finger 11
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
Shippin' Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys

H said...

"Isn't aitch rocking the bald head/goatee combo?

It's a Boston thing I guess”

yes I am and I look damn good thank you!

And for the record, i shaved my head before Youk did

Me----------> said...

FUCK TPS

El Padrino said...

H, give American Idol a shot. You can shout out LOV when Simon tells you how god awful you really are.

El Padrino said...

Daughtry but?

H said...

Simon: That was just awful.

Aitch: But LOV taught me that D- was acceptable...

El Padrino said...

something like that

your like, but i sing in a band

Simon is like, (britsh accent)but do you perform for deaf people?

El Padrino said...

Shippin up to Boston is hilarious

El Padrino said...

that's a long ass show H

H said...

"that's a long ass show H"

not really. 3 sets is pretty much the norm for a cover band. only "real" bands get away with playing for an hour. lol

El Padrino said...

i could so sing in a band

El Padrino said...

ever perform in the greatest city in the world?

H said...

"ever perform in the greatest city in the world?"

yes, I've done a couple shows in Boston. :)

blue said...

dropkick murphy's shouldn't be covered

blue said...

'them bones' is an awesome song

El Padrino said...

"yes, I've done a couple shows in Boston. :)"

well if you ever do perform in NYC, let me know

i'd come down to heckle for sure

blue said...

H should go on Nashville Star

H said...

"H should go on Nashville Star"

H despises country

paula pierce has a vagina said...

russell martin is a saint

H said...

EP, if I ever make it down to NYC to perform, you'll be the first to know.

on a serious note, I'm thinking of taking a road trip to NYC some time soon. We should hit up a bar and get some brews.

H said...

"dropkick murphy's shouldn't be covered"

why not? crowd loves it

paula pierce has a vagina said...

uggla will have a horrible second half now

El Padrino said...

"on a serious note, I'm thinking of taking a road trip to NYC some time soon. We should hit up a bar and get some brews."

no doubt

El Padrino said...

zeke any moves out there you want to make?

now's the day

another bat for the stretch run?
i think our pitching is outstanding

Me----------> said...

comment

paula pierce has a vagina said...

first camby given away for free, and then saito out for 6 weeks, blue is not happy

El Padrino said...

hey meiz, whatcha reading?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

EP, reference LOG for some great meal ideas

Keith S said...

"yeah, except for the fact that he kept loading up the bases"

Pretty sure he only loaded the bases once, and that was because of two errors by Uggla.

Blueford

Me----------> said...

MML is doomed

Keith S said...

"NL was better at every position, except for Volquez and Billy Wagner"

And probably Dan Uggla and Brad Lidge

Me----------> said...

"hey meiz, whatcha reading?"

Big 'Uns

El Padrino said...

jesus spiff

can you actually eat all of that?
the mickey d's one is daunting

El Padrino said...

Lidge warmed up like 6 times, he was fatigued.

Me----------> said...

Spiff can the Big Mac be substituted for another sammich

paula pierce has a vagina said...

yea, if i cant do it, it wont be up there, thats why theyre not crazy like 2 big macs and 60 nuggets

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sure as long as its not a double cheeseburger or mcchicken or regular cheeseburger, or something like that, all those are small

El Padrino said...

were only talking about 11 more nuggets, cuz i normally would do a 1/4 pounder with a nice piece nuggets

El Padrino said...

cant do carl's or hardee's
taco bell i guess i can do but believe or not i'm not a fan of sour cream and cheese

i like cheese but not american yellow or that neon yellow cheese they put on everything

cheddar is ok

Me----------> said...

9 piece McNugget? is it 1998?

Me----------> said...

"i like cheese but not american yellow or that neon yellow cheese they put on everything"


still bottles the mind

paula pierce has a vagina said...

rampage jackson is an idiot, he hit and run'd...

...he drives a huge truck with his name and picture plastered on it

"Rampage was on the 55 Freeway in the O.C., hit two cars and got off the freeway. The chase was on.
Rampage then began driving on the center divider. But it gets worse. According to the police report, Jackson then drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee for their lives." He started driving the wrong way on a crowded street, colliding with yet another car in an intersection. As he continued on, running several red lights, his tire disintegrated and he began driving on the rim.
Rampage eventually got to the exclusive Balboa Peninsula in Newport Beach, where he again drove on the sidewalk, "causing pedestrians to flee in terror."
Eventually, his car came to a stop and he was taken into custody at gunpoint. Cops took him to the Orange County Jail, but they determined he was "medically unfit" to be booked. Cops won't say if he was high"

cocaine is a hell of a drug, he;s takiing the loos of his belt badly

El Padrino said...

"9 piece McNugget? is it 1998?"

haven't had mickey D's in about 2 years

NS

and it i think they still have 9 pieces, if not i would do a 5 piece chicken select

the point is, dickweed, that i can most likely complete the mickey D one

paula pierce has a vagina said...

9 piece nuggets is hilarity

El Padrino said...

wow, rampage WTF

blue said...

dickweed...


ahahahahaaha

Me----------> said...

Bossman says that if I can complete the McDonald's challenge, he'll pay for it.

Game on.



Is there a time limit?

blue said...

keith

my point was that cook wasn't "spectacular" or "outstanding" or whatever the hell Joe Buck kept calling him

Me----------> said...

"if not i would do a 5 piece chicken select"


Chicken selects are horrible for you.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no time limit, but just for reference, i probly take 10-15 minutes for all of them, eating fast is key, get it in your stomach and let your brain catch up later

blue said...

spiff is right, if you eat slow you can't eat as much..

Keith S said...

"Chicken selects are horrible for you."

And a spiff challenge is good for you?

blue said...

maybe now that the nuggets have some salary cap room, they can sign starbury after he gets released.

we have lots of mountains in colorado he can run up.

Me----------> said...

"no time limit, but just for reference, i probly take 10-15 minutes for all of them, eating fast is key, get it in your stomach and let your brain catch up later"

Woah.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

taco bell one, maybe a little longer

El Padrino said...

good point

brains sends puke/shit yourself message to your ass about an hour later

Keith S said...

Rampage arrest video

Me----------> said...

McD's challenge is over 3k calories. Fuuuuuuuck.

El Padrino said...

no whitey challenge?
the harold and kumar movie was impressive

blue said...

meiz worries bout caloric intake a lot for a hefty dude

paula pierce has a vagina said...

no whitey out here

paula pierce has a vagina said...

deke just get a soda since this is your first attempt

El Padrino said...

my boy Wolf can do 80 mc nuggets

NS

when they threw the 20 pieces on sale for $5 he bought 4, i think he finished a few short, like 76 or something

i'll ask him

El Padrino said...

but no fries or burger
just a soda

Me----------> said...

I'm really trying to psych myself up for this challenge.

Me----------> said...

No. I will have the shake.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i would attempt that, but i dont enjoy eating a ton of the same item, i like variety

El Padrino said...

now i'm craving a vanilla shake from the clown

paula pierce has a vagina said...

*unless the item is pizza

isiah thomas said...

I've completed the spiffg McD's challenge (coke instead of milk shake), it was a nice challenge.

isiah thomas said...

EP, I'll look at our roster and advice for any moves.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"The secret for the American League’s success in the All Star Game has finally been revealed, it’s Ichiro. Or rather it’s his f-bomb laced tirades against the National League in the locker room before the game that inspires his fellow AL’ers to go out and destroy the NL."
"

"For players like Miguel Tejada who are now relegated to the NL team, the hope is that it is less an Ichiro inspired performance and more of a Japanese cultural one, “I hope Fukudome does it this year,” Tejada said.

When asked Fukudome tersely responded, “I have no plans for that.”"

El Padrino said...

"I've completed the spiffg McD's challenge (coke instead of milk shake), it was a nice challenge."

the milk shake is key

El Padrino said...

"Beijing was nice, a lot of smog out there, but other than that it looks like New York. New York’s got rats and dirty gutters, they got smog."

GA is back!

Me----------> said...

Taco Bell challenge is healthier than McDonalds challenge. interesting.

El Padrino said...

"It was an “unsurreal” experience."

look, a Gilfast!

JFreak said...

tricked into sex

El Padrino said...

"Richard Jefferson going to Milwaukee …. HAHAHA! Oh man, now that is funny. When I heard that, I started laughing. Oh man, did I start laughing. You know why? Because every player hates Milwaukee. Nobody wants to live in Milwaukee. I’m sorry, Milwaukee, to come down hard on you, but no one in the NBA wants to play in Milwaukee. From him going from New Jersey, actually from New York (because he lives in New York), from New York to Milwaukee is like going … let’s just say it’s not going to sit well with you. That was a funny one when I heard that one. I know Yi is happy though. "




HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GA is awesome

El Padrino said...

penis cream treatments is hilarity

Keith S said...

He (Sbano) suggested he would apply the cream to his penis and apply it inside her.


Wow, either he is really smrt, or she is d-u-m

El Padrino said...

she must have never heard of a q-tip

paula pierce has a vagina said...

he was smart, but now will be in jail getting penis treatment is his ah-noos

Tyler said...

Awesome, thanks H. Before I saw that, on the first page of one of the stories, I was going to have the rest of the band sing the intro to "Bawitdaba" and then the next page is going to be a full panel of you screaming "MY NAME IS AAAAAAAAAAITCH!", so I am really happy to see that that song is in the setlist.

Tyler said...

From the newsdesk of CM Fost: Clippers swap a second round pick for Marcus Camby.

El Padrino said...

we got this guy who makes subway posters funny, vandalizing movie posters and ads

Tyler said...

Don't know if anyone's posted that already or not.






S

paula pierce has a vagina said...

that really is cummfastery because it is both late and incorrect

Me----------> said...

< 1hour until Clown challenge. Bossman thinks there's no way I can do it.

Tyler said...

H just gave me a new idear with his third-person "H despises country" comment. I have to throw in plenty of third-person references. Those are gold.

El Padrino said...

guitar hero is the main WIKI article today

El Padrino said...

third person ref's are gold

Tyler said...

How is that incorrect? Nuggs have "the right" to swap 2nd round picks? Is that better?

Tyler said...

*the better

Tyler said...

and...

Tyler said...

100

Tyler said...

What is the McD's challenge. Please Advice.

El Padrino said...

spiff/zeke, Skins news and notes

El Padrino said...

LOG tyler

paula pierce has a vagina said...

that is better because clips dont completely lose a 2nd round pick

El Padrino said...

my boy wolf's response when i asked him if he can do the mickey d challenge:

"Swear to god – the other day, I did that – but beat it by a burger.

I am not even kidding.

After my stomach virus, I didn’t eat a filling meal in days.

For lunch I walked over to Micky D’s…

#1 (big mac meal)
20 piece nugget
And a cheez burger.

Gods honest truth.
That’s funny that they think that is a lot – I actually could have still eatin.

Def another big mac. Maybe another 20pc. no joke. Straight face right now."

And no he's not fat.

Me----------> said...

Oh. Well then what's the point?

El Padrino said...

do it meiz

Me----------> said...

I will.

isiah thomas said...

That’s why I pack a nina, fuck a misdamina, beatin mufucka’s like Ike beat Tina...’what’s love got-to-do...?’

paula pierce has a vagina said...

a large shake is equivalent to an extra burger i think

El Padrino said...

RIP BIG

paula pierce has a vagina said...

and the point of these "challenges" is that they are not challenges for spiff, spiff orders these all the time, not just after a stomach virus

paula pierce has a vagina said...

and spiff is morbidly obese

S

paula pierce has a vagina said...

my boy coyote can eat 10 large pizzas no problem, emotionless face right now

Tyler said...

Wow. Those are some pretty hefty challenges. I think I could take a swing at a couple of them.

Tyler said...

The TB challenge should be nicknamed "The Cal Ripken Iron Man Taco Bell Challenge" because that looks like a record that's never going to be duplicated. Ever.

Tyler said...

And that Carl's Jr. challenge is at LEAST $25 of food.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

taco bell one is easy if you get all tacos for the grande meal

JFreak said...

nfl gangs

Tyler said...

I think I could pull off the clown challenge.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

negative, its like 16$

paula pierce has a vagina said...

or 18$

El Padrino said...

"and the point of these "challenges" is that they are not challenges for spiff, spiff orders these all the time, not just after a stomach virus"

we've opened a dialougue about this, it's not just after a stomach virus, he thinks he can do 5-10 big macs, 30-50 white castle bugers and he already did the mcnuggets, i was there

paula pierce has a vagina said...

anyone know where i can score some andy capp's salsa fries

Keith S said...

On this day in 1941...

Joe DiMaggio of the New York Yankees extended his major league record hitting streak to 56 straight games.

Keith S said...

"anyone know where i can score some andy capp's salsa fries"

Vending machine here used to have those.

So, no, I don't know.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"we've opened a dialougue about this, it's not just after a stomach virus, he thinks he can do 5-10 big macs, 30-50 white castle bugers and he already did the mcnuggets, i was there"

again, the point is not how much can be eaten by someone in one sitting like a competitive eater. if i plan on eating as much as i can, not for enjoyment or sustenance reasons, i will do the mcnuggets thing and report back

paula pierce has a vagina said...

deke, take down 'spiff's fast food challenges' and put up 'my boy wolf's fast food challenges' cuz spiff aint shit

El Padrino said...

no i hear ya
wolf's an animal though
normal meals are nothing

Keith S said...

Everything bagels are the better

Keith S said...

"wolf's an animal though"

Is that why he's called wolf?

El Padrino said...

"Normally, a value meal and a bonus (nuggets, additional cheeseburger etc.) will suffice."

El Padrino said...

"Is that why he's called wolf?"

actually no, strage enough everyone in his family has the name of an animal

werid but true

his brother is duck, cousin is fish

it's odd

Keith S said...

Is there a weasel in the family?

El Padrino said...

no weasels

El Padrino said...

i got 82 movies for sale on EBAY right now

El Padrino said...

82 movies link

isiah thomas said...

I think deke died during his challenge.

Keith S said...

I want to sell a lot of mine but they're all burned so I don't think that will fly.

isiah thomas said...

SIXTEEN CANDLES


don't lie, you know this one is opened.





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Keith S said...

I'm blocked from ebay. Do you have Point Break in that list?

Me----------> said...

I tried. I failed.

I got a little dizzy.

Gagged on a few McNuggets.



Double QP w/cheese

Shake

12 McNuggets

Handful of fries.

Keith S said...

mize better bust out the storm trooper outfit. It's going to be a long day on the pot.

Me----------> said...

I took a nice dump right after

marcomarco said...

Hey blue,

Someone special needs a TMQ.

El Padrino said...

you suck mize

El Padrino said...

SIXTEEN CANDLES : wife's

Point Break not on the list

Me----------> said...

"you suck mize"

suck this, retard.

H said...

"H just gave me a new idear with his third-person "H despises country" comment. I have to throw in plenty of third-person references. Those are gold."

Glad to help Ty

Keith S said...

So aitch really does only show up when something good happens for Bahhhhston. Shows up when the Celtics are winning the title, then disappears. Shows up Monday when the Red Sux get back in 1st place, then disappears Tuesday. Then shows up today after DJ Drew wins AS MVP.

Me----------> said...

Ugh. bossman is trying to convert a mexican kid with a part-time job, and a broke dude with a wife and kid, to the far right.

Keith S said...

The aitch stands for homer

Keith S said...

Far right is the worse

H said...

not so keith. I just show up when I have the chance. some days are tougher than others cuz i have to go more in depth with skipping. on days when it's more just straight dialing the phone, i have more time to post here...

H said...

you seem to forget that i honored my bet after the pats lost and hung around with the name/pic change

Keith S said...

That was sarcasm

Me----------> said...

H always needs (s) & (ns)

Keith S said...

So (s) aitch (s) really (s) does (s) only (s) show (s) up (s) when (s) something (s) good (s) happens (s) for (s) Bahhhhston. (s) Shows (s) up (s) when (s) the (s) Celtics (s) are (s) winning (s) the (s) title, (s) then (s) disappears. (s) Shows (s) up (s) Monday (s) when (s) the (s) Red (s) Sux (s) get (s) back (s) in (s) 1st (s) place, (s) then (s) disappears (s) Tuesday. (s) Then (s) shows (s) up (s) today (s) after (s) DJ (s) Drew (s) wins (s) AS (s) MVP. (s)



*fixed

El Padrino said...

that took like 5 minutes

Keith S said...

Nah, copy/paste

H said...

asshole. (ns)

Me----------> said...

Uh oh. Now we've got an angry chowd on our hands. Thanks a lot, keith.

Keith S said...

"Uh oh. Now we've got an angry chowd on our hands. Thanks a lot, keith."

I was just following your advice. It's your fault

Me----------> said...

Well, I'm blaming EP.

El Padrino said...

no way

JFreak said...

jimmy v radiothon today.

do your part.

Keith S said...

Don't even quit

El Padrino said...

"jimmy v radiothon today.

do your part."

Charity starts at home.

Keith S said...

"Charity starts at home"

That's what I'm talking about

H said...

Keith, see if I ever help you stalk porn stars again...

Keith S said...

I started doing that on the side, so I have new connections for that.

Me----------> said...

I could use some fuckin' charity myself. I just blew $16.54 on McDonald's that I couldn't even finish.

El Padrino said...

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Keith S said...

"I could use some fuckin' charity myself. I just blew $16.54 on McDonald's that I couldn't even finish."

I was waiting for him to bitch about how much he spent on that.

ns

El Padrino said...

eyeing sunday for batman so freak keep that shit to yourself on friday

Me----------> said...

I'm not upset. The money's not an issue. I knew what I was getting into. I drank for free at the pub on Friday, I would've spent way more on booze.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

posey to hornets

Keith S said...

I'm not seeing Dark Knight until next weekend.

JFreak said...

it's just instinct

Keith S said...

Double-header... Step-Brothers & Dark Knight.

JFreak said...

"eyeing sunday for batman so freak keep that shit to yourself on friday"

I'm going up to 'sconnie early on Friday, so the only person I can ruin it for is meiz.

Someone's gonna have to post for me next week.

El Padrino said...

"I'm not seeing Dark Knight until next weekend."

thought about waiting til next weekend to but the hype is just too much

maybe monday night, no one goes to the movies on monday night right?

El Padrino said...

"I'm going up to 'sconnie early on Friday, so the only person I can ruin it for is meiz."

sorry to hear that freak

Keith S said...

I've never been to a movie on a Monday night.

JFreak said...

No need to be sorry, it'll be a good week.

Keith S said...

Should I do a CFB preview for Tuesday?

El Padrino said...

"No need to be sorry, it'll be a good week."

Stop it, you know I don't speak spanish.

Keith S said...

or is it too early?

El Padrino said...

"Should I do a CFB preview for Tuesday?"

entire? like Top 25 or conferences

no one would mind, i certainly wouldnt

El Padrino said...

it is a tad early

H said...

too early

isiah thomas said...

I planned on doing an in-depth UM preview.

El Padrino said...

"Shippin' Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys"

still laughing

JFreak said...

"no one would mind, i certainly wouldnt"

Deke would mind.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

dark knight sunday for me

Keith S said...

"entire? like Top 25 or conferences"

Was gonna do top-25 and BCS bowl projections.

Keith S said...

But I'll wait until August

El Padrino said...

Sunday or monday night for me

Friday, fuck that, Saturday, even worse.

isiah thomas said...

so the NFL is going to hire people to study tapes to see if players are flashing gang signs......but doing a real investigation into Spygate isn't worth it.

I see.....

El Padrino said...

"Was gonna do top-25 and BCS bowl projections."

look at the big brain on brad...

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