Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Gently caress my inner thigh. (Por favor?)

You know you want to. and now you know i want you to. so just go ahead and do it. come on baby. i no longer have that "thing" that left my legs all pasty and flaky. seriously, i just washed and it's gone. so get in while the gettin's good.

Speaking of skin diseases... whatever happened to leprosy. seems like every n*gga on the block had it back in Bible times. nowadays, notsomuch. i'm not sure how i feel about that. everybody's fighting for animals not to become extinct.. i think we need to make sure that skin-altering diseases and their cousins are gonna still be here 100 years from now. our kids gotta suffer the same way our forefathers suffered, otherwise, how are they supposed to learn anything? sure, we can pass on the easy stuff like making sure to rub lemon juice on their balls when they shave and it starts burning in the shower. orange juice = no. lemon juice = yes. but there are certain things that they need to discover for themselves. like the humility they will acquire once they have a disfiguring disease. then and only then will they be able to watch MASK and have empathy, not just sympathy.

Totally necessary to cue a picture of stocking-clad Cher now. serve it! dont worry about clicking it. only you and your IT guy will know. and shit, he's looking at it too. but in kind of a weird way. but nevermind that. bottom line is that he aint gonna tell on you. and neither am i. trust tree, bitches.

So something that i've noticed, sports-related, is that the Mets are in first or are tied for first or something. the only reason i mention it is because there was a bet in the works re: this topic. i think they had to be there by the all-star break though. although i think there was another one which included Pedro and his jheri (pronounced Yare-ee) curl. i'm not sure, but i think i heard he got kidnapped back to Cuba (KOO-bah) some time back. unfortunate ya know. haters abound.

I am 2/3 of through the Godfa-zha (The Godfather) series. havent watched em in a bit, so i figured no better time than now. numero 3 is expected to jump off either tonight or tomorrow. some people say 2 is the best of the bunch, but i think it was a little uneven compared to numero 1. i think the story ends up skipping around too much for it's own good. but i definitely like the story. i like that how it opens up and fills in some cracks and even creates new ones. speaking of people that will beat their mothers/women... Michael Corleone loves whoopin some wife ass, that's fo sho. dont step, bitch. unless yer ready to get stepped on!

But i gotta be honest, i get sick of reading subtitles and hearing the gweeds speak Italian for most of the movie. my eyes are hurting from staring at too many computer screens in my short little life. i think i'm gonna need glasses in a few years. that's gonna suck some major ass. if anyone knows how to get Windows XP to boot from a recovery CD when it wont load your desktop, holler at your boy. i dont even think my POS laptop will give me Safe Mode options anymore. i wanna f*ckin stab someone in the face (in the nice way). then my Mac went down too. i started running the bath water, but i calmed myself down and got talked off the ledge. all i needed to hear was "Batman!". cause i still havent seen it yet and i can't pull a Ledger. i gotta see this flick before i become El Finito. (really, one of the worsts part about all that is that he wont be able to reprise the role.)

but whatevs. speaking of sports again.. one other thing i've run across in my limited interaction with the sporting community as of late.. is that the Brewers are supposedly doing really well. congrats to all these teams that are doing good. i know the Tigs still blow donkey balls, so at least somebody is having a good year. since they're running that free MLB package right now, i tried to check out my Tigs.. and i got a damn rain delay. me and my team are not doing so hot. so congrats deekie, now go take off your shirt and rub some warm butter on your nipples. mmm. that's right, LOV. i made you do it. now you have a pasty white Wisconsin-ite rubbing butter on his naked body on your mind. bask.

and purge.

i really liked the movie Jumper, i dont care what anyone says. i would love to see a sequel too. the only bad thing was Sam J's hair. wft.

last thing, not sure if i mentioned it before... but a few months ago i was at some old pub'y bar and some friends said "oh we gotta get the honey-jager again". being the alcoholic-in-training that i am, and it being jager related, i of course hit it up. basically, liquortastic honey is what the stuff is. it's called BarenJager. sad part was that i never found it in a store to buy. until now. this liqour shop that is right nearby carries it. heaven. ive been putting it in everything. dr pepper, protein shakes (yeah i know), cereal. also.. Brandy and Dr Pepper is quality. tastes like caramel. plus, mine came in a gold little baggie, ala Crown Royal. cant beat that. tasty likka and a carrying pouch. what more do you want?

we're through here.

i hate you more each day than the last. piece.

533 comments:

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Beth said...

Something tells me EP did not have a good night last night. I wonder if that's consistent with his LOV Sportoscope for yesterday...

El Padrino said...

fucking fuck

PAC-10 poon said...

honey jager sounds good

blue said...

*j├Ąger

El Padrino said...

I'm good now, I was pissed last night. Broke something again.

El Padrino said...

honeyjaeger does sound delicious

blue said...

i hurt my sides laughing, if that's any consolation

El Padrino said...

i got a case of sammy adams summer sampler

24 sweet bottles of beer
4 summer ales
4 pales ales
4 reg sammy (for guests)
4 Heichzegein (sp?)
4 cherry wheat (woman)

blue said...

i tried to play combat wars last night, i should have read what buttons to use to run

blue said...

that's only 20 beers

blue said...

or is that 24 in NYC because of cost of living?

El Padrino said...

sorry missed the 4 lights

tem said...

24 bottles, 4 are empty.

blue said...

Clayton Kershaw still has not won a game at any level this year

tem said...

i had some sierra nevada summer beer or something like that last night.

it was good stuff.

tem said...

he is still sad about his dad sammy.

blue said...

sierra nevada is a good brew

El Padrino said...

is there a saying, "I before E except after C" ?

El Padrino said...

sierra nevada pale ale is one of my favorites beers on the planet

El Padrino said...

a skin disease is like my worst fear, that and genital warts of any kind

blue said...

sierra nevada is brewed in Chico, partytown USA....if WWL was doing a partytown feature.

El Padrino said...

In case anyone is interested, I am now selling Lennox Rose Engraved Candlesticks on Ebay.

blue said...

oil prices and down market are hitting EP hard

Tyler said...

Another epic post. How does he do it?

Tyler said...

I was kind of hoping that the Mask links was to M.A.S.K. and not the Cher movie.

Tyler said...

And rubbing warm butter on your nipples feels surprisingly nice. Good call.

Tyler said...

I gotta get ready for work. I'm late.

tem said...

yeah there is a saying "i before e except after c" it helps with spelting words.

it goes on the say "except in words like weigh and sleigh"

El Padrino said...

"oil prices and down market are hitting EP hard"

oil coming back down to earth, you'll see 70-80 a barrel in less than 12 months

El Padrino said...

Their.

tem said...

"I am now selling Lennox Rose Engraved Candlesticks"

wft is this? how do you get these things to sell? are you boosting them on the side?

tem said...

theirs (sic) always an exception to the rule.

blue said...

"oil coming back down to earth, you'll see 70-80 a barrel in less than 12 months"

you're an optimist

Tyler said...

I used to work with two guys that went to Chico State. They had stories and that place is insane. There are like 40 bars within walking distance of the campus. It was ranked #1 on that party school list for most of the '80s and '90s.

blue said...

there isn't anything else to do in Chico

tem said...

i've never heard of this Chico.

blue said...

Chico is a town in Northern California up kinda near lake Shasta...it's out in the middle of nowhere, lots of hippies there, and the college there is a big party school

El Padrino said...

Chico is a mexican boy.

El Padrino said...

American Boy is a hot song.

El Padrino said...

"wft is this? how do you get these things to sell? are you boosting them on the side?"

selling our wedding gifts we will never, ever use

blue said...

Chico

for your wiki-ing pleasure

tem said...

california is too big.

it needs to be two states.

blue said...

It really is two states

blue said...

i wouldn't be surprised if they ever split it up in the future

El Padrino said...

no beach in Chico, why live in Cali if your not close to a beach?

other than being a student at Cal

blue said...

the water up there is cold anyway

tem said...

"why live in Cali if your not close to a beach?"

because it is still better than New England and Alabama and Arkansas.

blue said...

Alabama has a beach

blue said...

and the water is warm, as long as you don't mind great views of oil rigs

blue said...

why live in Cali.


*fixed

El Padrino said...

all solid points

El Padrino said...

solid post iam

i just read it again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No work today

tem said...

it was indeed a solid post.

new england has beaches too, but it still sucks.

blue said...

new england sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I should bathe

El Padrino said...

Hose yourself

blue said...

a true alcoholic

blue said...

Top Gun fans

your prayers have been answered

El Padrino said...

damn pollacks

blue said...

Taser death

don't tase me yo

tem said...

if Val isn't in the sequel then what's the point?

blue said...

maybe they can get christian bale to play the iceman role

El Padrino said...

yikes

blue said...

why not, he's batman and john conner

tem said...

he also yells at his mom.

blue said...

WFT

El Padrino said...

money talks blue

i hope josh likes gyros

tem said...

all expenses paid in greece, more salary and lots of topless beaches.

plus he will be the better instead of the worse.

blue said...

what's next, will starbury be playing over there making 7M/year now

tem said...

starbury will go to russia.

blue said...

it's all greak (sic) to me

El Padrino said...

Starbury almost signed to play in Italy 2 years ago

NS

El Padrino said...

then he realized he's due 20MM in the states so he nixed that idea

blue said...

if the nicks buy him out, he's already said he wants to go play in Europe

tem said...

he is smrt.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"if anyone knows how to get Windows XP to boot from a recovery CD when it wont load your desktop, holler at your boy"

when you first turn on your computer, 'enter setup' when you can, usually it's the 'DEL' key, but sometimes it's one of the 'F#' keys, it should say on one of the first boot screens you see, then go to the 'BOOT' tab on the setup screen, then move 'CD-ROM Drive' to the top of the order of operations by highlighting it using arrows to move down then move it up using '+' key, then exit(yes to save changes), make sure you put in the recovery CD before you exit out of the setup screen

El Padrino said...

"when you first turn on your computer, 'enter setup' when you can, usually it's the 'DEL' key, but sometimes it's one of the 'F#' keys, it should say on one of the first boot screens you see, then go to the 'BOOT' tab on the setup screen, then move 'CD-ROM Drive' to the top of the order of operations by highlighting it using arrows to move down then move it up using '+' key, then exit(yes to save changes), make sure you put in the recovery CD before you exit out of the setup screen"


WAH, WAH, WAH WAH WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH WAH WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH WAH

blue said...

spiff is the IT guru

paula pierce has a vagina said...

cowherd just called chamique holdsclaw 'chamique coleslaw'

El Padrino said...

Enter Sandman

paula pierce has a vagina said...

I have to do it all the time, because we have really shitty computers at work, and so everytime someone complains that there comp has gotten even shittier, I have to replace the hard drive and re-do XP

tem said...

that's why spiffsg hasn't written anything lately.

too busy dealing with computers.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So, I'm supposed to go take our new lease and security deposit to the office today, and guess who didn't sign the fucking lease.(Hint: I signed it)

Tyler said...

Prii count for Wednesday, July 23, 2008: 15. Which is pretty remarkable because I had to take Sepulveda this morning because the 405 was backed up.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"He was feeling the stress, but he didn't lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, his wife and his child."

see EP, no jeaz-a-loo's warranted about Bale beating his moms

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Prii count for Wednesday, July 23, 2008: 15. Which is pretty remarkable because I had to take Sepulveda this morning because the 405 was backed up."


I would figure one would see more Prii on the city streets than on the Freeway.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"So, I'm supposed to go take our new lease and security deposit to the office today, and guess who didn't sign the fucking lease.(Hint: I signed it)"

sign it for her, you should be able to know what her sig looks like by now

El Padrino said...

really T, the 405 was backed up?

I don't believe it

El Padrino said...

So Bale did not stomp his mum

nice

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sign it for her, you should be able to know what her sig looks like by now"


Her signature's on the check for the security deposit.

Tyler said...

There are a lot of Prii on the 405.

And yeah, the 405 is normally backed up, but today it was stopped. The lane that connects from the 101 in both directions was stopped for about a mile. That's bad.

El Padrino said...

"CNN Presents: Black in America, Tonight 9ET"

what better way to focus on racial divide in America than to run a special about how black people live

fucking CNN does it again

Tyler said...

RE: Cali needs to be two states.

There is a contingent in Northern California that calls it "Nor Cal". The Southern part of the state probably wouldn't care too much if they seceded.

blue said...

"There is a contingent in Northern California that calls it "Nor Cal". The Southern part of the state probably wouldn't care too much if they seceded."

If you're from Northern California, you always put the "Northern" part in there when talking to people, don't need to be associated with the vapid so-cal people

El Padrino said...

they should bear arms and go to war vs each other

blue said...

it used to be a pretty good fight, at least when i lived there.

So-Cal has all the money

Nor-Cal has all politicians

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"If you're from Northern California, you always put the "Northern" part in there when talking to people, don't need to be associated with the vapid so-cal people"

that's funny because of how many of them have moved down here

Tyler said...

"that's funny because of how many of them have moved down here"

Yeah and it's annoying when they talk about it.

Tyler said...

100

Keith S said...

"it goes on the say "except in words like weigh and sleigh""

And Keith

El Padrino said...

IT guy here, says this gem to me:

(nerd voice)
A computer won't know what to do unless there is a program to run off of, and those prgrams belong to seperate drivers.
(nerd laugh)

spiff, i hope you dont act like this

Keith S said...

On this day in 1989...

American bicycle racer Greg LeMond overcame a 50-second deficit on the final day and won the Tour de France for a second time.

Tyler said...

Like I used to work with this chick who was from New Zealand and all she would talk about was now NZ was so much better than the U.S. and how much the U.S. and L.A. sucked. Then why did you move here? Oh, that's right, because you can't get a job that pays real money in New Zealand.

I hate people that move somewhere and then all they talk about is "back home". If back home is so great, then why are you here? Go back home.

El Padrino said...

"Like I used to work with this chick who was from New Zealand and all she would talk about was now NZ was so much better than the U.S. and how much the U.S. and L.A. sucked. Then why did you move here? Oh, that's right, because you can't get a job that pays real money in New Zealand."

Gollum (poland) in a nutshell. I wanna fight him in a drak alley with various weapons laying on the ground.

El Padrino said...

"I hate people that move somewhere and then all they talk about is "back home". If back home is so great, then why are you here? Go back home."

we breifly discussed this b4, steve mentioned it i think

north vs south on the eastern seabord

Tyler said...

And people from Boston are the worse when they talk about "back home". It's sunny and awesome 355-360 days a year and you're 30 minutes from the beach (even in L.A. traffic) and you still think Boston is better when it's cold and snows half the year and then it's humid the other part of the year? AND you can't buy beer on Sunday? Die.

Keith S said...

"I wanna fight him in a drak alley with various weapons laying on the ground."

Like Double Dragon??

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"spiff, i hope you dont act like this"

never

Tyler said...

Hell yeah like Double Dragon.

Tyler said...

Double Dragon was hook-da-hook.

El Padrino said...

"Like Double Dragon??"

I was thinking Streets of Rage but yeah, the concept is the same.

Tyler said...

KG just told me to "Do work, son!" so I gotta get some stuff done.

El Padrino said...

4 bit hokk da hook

paula pierce has a vagina said...

is brett favre a dumb hick or whatta, he uses a packer issued cell phone for calling the vikings

Tyler said...

hokk da hook is hook da hook. We really need to start a website somewhere to keep up with these.

Tyler said...

Favre is the guy who gets fired for sending out resumes using the company's email, then wonders what he did wrong.

Tyler said...

Ok, I really need to do work son.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So I did the lease shit, and these new landpeoples are fucking very cool and professional. Unlike our current property owners who are posted up in Minnesota.

Props to Canterbury Company.

Keith S said...

Of course they're cool now. You're not in the apartment yet. Just wait til you move in and need something.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"And Keith"

I always thought it was Kay-th

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Of course they're cool now. You're not in the apartment yet. Just wait til you move in and need something."


Our site manager is a friend of my sister's. I don't have a problem with bossing him around.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, Genesis is 16-bit

blue said...

4-bit was like pong

blue said...

maybe atari

Keith S said...

Did anyone else have one of these when they were a kid? That was the sheeeit

H said...

"new england sucks"

H bat signal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

One of my friends had an Odyssey. Basketball was the shit on that thing.

H said...

"you still think Boston is better when it's cold and snows half the year and then it's humid the other part of the year? AND you can't buy beer on Sunday?"

They changed this a couple years ago. We can buy beer on sunday now. but the rest I can't argue with

El Padrino said...

"EP, Genesis is 16-bit"

yeah whatever

Tyler said...

"Our site manager is a friend of my sister's. I don't have a problem with bossing him around."

I'm sure that dude comments on a sports blog somewhere and complains about his job nonstop and the dumb people he has to interact with and their stupid requests.

Tyler said...

And then he says he'll trade Longoria to a guy and then doesn't.

Keith S said...

"One of my friends had an Odyssey. Basketball was the shit on that thing."

My game was Pick Ax Pete

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm sure that dude comments on a sports blog somewhere and complains about his job nonstop and the dumb people he has to interact with and their stupid requests."


Probably not.

blue said...

Is LoV really a sports blog?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I remember Pick Axe Pete

Tyler said...

Basically, Jerkface, I'm trying to tell you to not call the kettle black when you're the pot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey, has anybody seen our sweet new Flash version of the logos on the sidebar?

Tyler said...

Conflicting edits

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Basically, Jerkface, I'm trying to tell you to not call the kettle black when you're the pot."

How does this apply?

Tyler said...

"Hey, has anybody seen our sweet new Flash version of the logos on the sidebar?"

Jerkface. Who is in charge of hosting this thing and what are the FTP passwords so I can upload stuff?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Jerkface. Who is in charge of hosting this thing and what are the FTP passwords so I can upload stuff?"

Hosting. Haha.


Hey there!

Tyler said...

"How does this apply?"

You complain about stupid people who try to boss you around but have no problem bossing the poor site manager around. Go easy on the guy, just sayin'.

Keith S said...

You don't know mize! You don't know how he treats people!

Tyler said...

Like when you tear down your framed velvet painting of Brett Farve in a drunken rage one night and you tear a hole in the wall and you can't hang it back up the next morning, patch it yourself.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

sweet, my entire lineup has morning/afternoon games

Tyler said...

Don't call the dude and tell him "It was like that when we moved in".

tem said...

"Favre is the guy who gets fired for sending out resumes using the company's email, then wonders what he did wrong."

favre = blue?

blue said...

yup

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You complain about stupid people who try to boss you around but have no problem bossing the poor site manager around. Go easy on the guy, just sayin'."


I was just trying to express the ease in which I can get things done at the new place because I know the kid. "Bossing" was the wrong choice of words. I'll have the luxury of walking over and saying something like "Hey fuckface, come fix this hinge on my door".

blue said...

i also struggle with retirement every year after tax season.

should i quit being an accountant and have more time for my family? Are my best accounting days behind me? Should I go out on top?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Like when you tear down your framed velvet painting of Brett Farve in a drunken rage one night and you tear a hole in the wall and you can't hang it back up the next morning, patch it yourself."


What have I ever said that has seemed to make you think that I even remotely like Brett Favre?

Keith S said...

"What have I ever said that has seemed to make you think that I even remotely like Brett Favre?"

mize doesn't understand sarcasm

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Like when you tear down your framed velvet painting of Prince in a homo drunken rage one night to fuck the poster and you tear a hole in the wall and you can't hang it back up the next morning, patch it yourself."
"

*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize doesn't understand sarcasm"


The Favre/drunken rage/wall patch comment strikes me as him saying that I'm some kind of jagoff, asshole, Brett Favre fan that thinks he's owed everything.

That's not me.

tem said...

tem's best accounting days are behind him.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tyler is holier then now.

tem said...

fuckface is the proper way to address apartment employees.

Keith S said...

"The Favre/drunken rage/wall patch comment strikes me as him saying that I'm some kind of jagoff, asshole, Brett Favre fan that thinks he's owed everything."

I took that as him giving you shit because you're from Sconnie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I took that as him giving you shit because you're from Sconnie"

I took it as him being a smarmy west-coaster

Tyler said...

Meiz, I was being sarcastic. I added the Brett Farve velvet painting obviously to rile you up some because I know you're not a fan. I'm sorry I had a bad night bowling last night and that I took it out on you. I promise it will never happen again.

With that said, Spiff's "fix" was pretty awesome.

Tyler said...

I was not trying to be a smarmy west-coaster, I was giving you shit.

Tyler said...

And, what have I ever said that has seemed to make you think that I even remotely act like smarmy west-coaster?

Tyler said...

Mommy and Daddy fighting kilt LoV.

El Padrino said...

hook-da-hook

Keith S said...

"I was giving you shit"


Told you so.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"And, what have I ever said that has seemed to make you think that I even remotely act like smarmy west-coaster?"



"Like when you tear down your framed velvet painting of Brett Farve in a drunken rage one night and you tear a hole in the wall and you can't hang it back up the next morning, patch it yourself."













OK. I'm done with this. I almost started to be entertained with it.

blue said...

slap fight, do it

blue said...

go all candace parker on him meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fuckface is the proper way to address apartment employees."


Fuckface is a term of endearment.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

blue is funny

El Padrino said...

Blue:

Congress Pursues $80 Oil With Futures Trading Limits, Disclosure Mandates

Keith S said...

"Fuckface is a term of endearment."

Billy Ripken & Topps don't think so.

Keith S said...

Or maybe it was Fleer

blue said...

congress is a bunch of fucking morons...

Tyler said...

Meiz is a smarmy mid-westerner.

Keith S said...

I guess Tyler didn't really have to do any work

Tyler said...

Josh Childress signed a three-year deal with the Greek club Olympiakos. $20 million after taxes.

blue said...

the only way oil is going to get to a lower price is by boosting production or lowering demand, global demand. And neither of those is going to happen in the short term

blue said...

"Josh Childress signed a three-year deal with the Greek club Olympiakos. $20 million after taxes."

you must have read my earlier link, huh Tyfast

Tyler said...

Hibachi says he's ready to win a title.

Tyler said...

Actually, I was trying to set up the Hibachi reference.

blue said...

"boosting production or lowering demand, global demand"

or strengthening the dollar, which is a joke in itself

Tyler said...

Because the Hibachi rules.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz is a smarmy mid-westerner."

Fine by me.

blue said...

i used to own a hibachi

tem said...

"the only way oil is going to get to a lower price is by boosting production or lowering demand,"

or subsidizing it. or lowering taxes on it (kinda the same thing as subsidizing it).

tem said...

blue usedtacould hibachi

blue said...

they can subsidize it, but it won't change the cost of a barrel of oil, where will these subsidies come from? Taxes, so either you're paying at the pump, or paying higher taxes to keep oil prices "low".

tem said...

taxes on people other than you.

so your gas is cheaper.

irregardless though, it would still technically lower the price.

tem said...

i don't think anyone here really gives a rats ass what it costs to buy a barrell of oil. we care about how much a gallon of gasoline costs.

blue said...

my point is that I can personally change my gasoline habits. Buy a more efficient vehicle, or drive less...if they have to raise taxes to support a subsidy, then i don't have any control, i have to pay the higher taxes irregardless

blue said...

In the end, it all comes down to supply and demand, if they lower the prices with a subsidy, demand will increase meaning the "cost" will go up, so the subsidy will increase so taxes will increase


fuck it, i'm moving to finland

blue said...

oil tax subsidy talk kilt the LoV

tem said...

but by then they can make more supply or windmill cars and the problem will be solved.

it's magic.

blue said...

i should design a windmill car

El Padrino said...

"congress is a bunch of fucking morons..."

this article was referring to trading, future contracts, sepculative hedge funds and so forth

it was a good read
hear

blue said...

hear...hilarity

El Padrino said...

restricting the spec buyers and trading limits they can control the price of oil through future contracts

basically

tem said...

"i should design a windmill car"

as it moves it powers itself by creating its own wind.

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