Thursday, June 05, 2008

Yup

The half of me's all about apathy, the other half just doesn't care.

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Beth said...

Hey, I have an idea for today. Let's change things up at LOV and talk about fantasy baseball! I just can't get enough of that!

sssssssss

The 8th Letter said...

gotta love the tittays on the top of the page.

blue said...

rockies win 2 in a row.


hooray

blue said...

what is this "fantasy baseball" you speak of beth?

blue said...

thank jay bruce that hockey is over with, the ice was going to start melting soon.

blue said...

hockey season lasts for 10 of the 12 months out of the year....that's too much

blue said...

"The Associated Press reports New York Mets 3B David Wright is the only player in the majors to play every inning this season."


kudos

El Padrino said...

i♥beth

El Padrino said...

beth what do you want to talk about?

Beth said...

"beth what do you want to talk about?"

Anything but possible trades! Hell, at this point I'd be willing to talk to mills or cmfast if it didn't involve fantasy baseball.

I know, let's talk about the fantasy golf league! :-)

blue said...

you wouldn't talk to cmfost..quit exaggerating

iamPresidentCharley said...

beth, will u slit my wrists? i can get the cross-town, but i need help with the up-town.

blue said...

i watched 8mile last night, still a good movie

El Padrino said...

was i lurking last night and see a comment from meiz saying the ipod was overated?

blue said...

i believe he did mention that

El Padrino said...

8mile is the goods

iamPresidentCharley said...

even I would rather talk to mills.

iamPresidentCharley said...

deke would rather listen to the chickens than to the overrated mess that is the ipod.

iamPresidentCharley said...

churn that butter!

iamPresidentCharley said...

squeeze dem utters!

El Padrino said...

deke like tem, sometimes you really make me wonder

El Padrino said...

ipod saves lives

quite simple

blue said...

i'm not sure how it can be over or under rated.

yeah, sure it's probably not that much better than any other MP3 Player out there, but so what. It's not like they're ridiculously expensive, and the new touchscreen ones are pretty cool.

blue said...

"ipod saves lives"

he maybe was dissatisfied with its lack of time travel abilities.

tem said...

what?

tem said...

what's an ipod?

Beth said...

"beth, will u slit my wrists? i can get the cross-town, but i need help with the up-town."

Iam, for that I might even come pick you up.

tem said...

isn't he with you already?

El Padrino said...

tem forgot the S apparentely

Beth said...

And regarding the iPod, I know a few people that swear there are better alternatives out there (Sansdisk I think or something like that), but you can't use iTunes with them and I'm too lazy to learn a new system. I love my iPod.

Beth said...

"isn't he with you already?"

Nope, the bastard never spends the whole night, just uses me and leaves.

iamPresidentCharley said...

i knew you loved me, beth.

even when you hit me and call me names... i can tell it's truw wub.

iamPresidentCharley said...

"isn't he with you already?"

it's complicated. when she filed that stuff with the court it got really messy.

El Padrino said...

i hear good things about microsoft's zune

El Padrino said...

your wings won iam

why aren't you out burning cars and throwing malakov cocktails into people's windows?

iamPresidentCharley said...

*but she still needs somebody to go hipdeep.

Beth said...

"why aren't you out burning cars and throwing malakov cocktails into people's windows?"

NY has the best riots after their sports teams win, like last year when the Mets...oh never mind.

iamPresidentCharley said...

EP that was about 10 hours ago. try to keep up.

El Padrino said...

yea cuz atlanta really knows how to bring a title home

El Padrino said...

and we dont riot, we fistfight in the streets and sexually assault women

iamPresidentCharley said...

tonight i will drink heavily, then drive my limo around.

iamPresidentCharley said...

atlanta braves = buffalo bills (and my childhood fav team was the Braves)

tem said...

it's not a party until you fuck a relative, right?

at least that's what they always taught me.

Beth said...

"and we dont riot, we fistfight in the streets and sexually assault women"

How is that different from every night though?

tem said...

maybe NY has a lot to celebrate so they celebrate every night?

El Padrino said...

"(and my childhood fav team was the Braves)"


go to your room

El Padrino said...

"How is that different from every night though?"

alot better, that's ze beth i came to love and admire

blue said...

celebrate good timez

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Hey, I have an idea for today. Let's change things up at LOV and talk about fantasy baseball! I just can't get enough of that!"


What else is there to talk about?

Beth said...

"What else is there to talk about?"

Well we can always talk about how much you hate your customers, there's a subject that rarely gets brought up...

blue said...

lets discuss beth's sexual fantasies

Beth said...

""(and my childhood fav team was the Braves)"
"go to your room"

I'll be waiting there for you iam. ;-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"was i lurking last night and see a comment from meiz saying the ipod was overated?"

yes. too much BS to deal with. needs to be simplified.

tem said...

has beth told fmbeth about her womanizing ways?

El Padrino said...

"yes. too much BS to deal with. needs to be simplified."

it's easier than making chili

Beth said...

"has beth told fmbeth about her womanizing ways?"

Ummm, no.

tem said...

smoltz is a pussy right? his arm can't hurt that bad.

blue said...

"Ummm, no"

this might be a stupid question, but he's never seen your myspace page?

tem said...

is el tardo's NBA finals preview up?

yes it is.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yes. too much BS to deal with. needs to be simplified."

I misspoke there. You should be able to do whatever you want with any iPod & any iTunes. quit jagging me around, Apple.

tem said...

facebook > myspace.


myspace sucks.


facebook sucks mildly less.

anyone notice that all my comments have questions in them?

i don't want to break the streak.

blue said...

facebook is better

blue said...

but beth doesn't have a facebook page with lesbians on it

Beth said...

"this might be a stupid question, but he's never seen your myspace page?"

Yeah, stupid question. :-) Obviously he never has.

blue said...

at least, not that I know about

El Padrino said...

"You should be able to do whatever you want with any iPod & any iTunes."

like suck your dick?
wft are do you want it to do?

blue said...

fmbeth is very trusting, if I was him i'd be running background checks and contacting references.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"like suck your dick?"

now you're just being ridiculous. You should already know the iPod gives great cap.

Beth said...

"fmbeth is very trusting, if I was him i'd be running background checks and contacting references."

Maybe I just cover my tracks very well. ;-)

And I used to have a facebook page but didn't like all those silly applications on it - I mean zombie battles? Really??? So I deleted it and am sticking with myspace for now, although I'm not one of those who's always on it.

Beth said...

"now you're just being ridiculous. You should already know the iPod gives great cap."

Sorry to hear you can get your dick in the headphone jack hole Meiz. ;-)

blue said...

the only complaint I have about the Ipod is that you can't download the files off of it onto another computer. So if you buy a new computer, you have to go find special software and fuck around with it, to pull the songs off the ipod.

El Padrino said...

"Sorry to hear you can get your dick in the headphone jack hole Meiz. ;-)"

we knew he was hung like a field mouse from his no-cup stories

tem said...

tem does not have an ipod.

shocking isn't it?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just listen to cds

El Padrino said...

yeah i'm shocked tem

El Padrino said...

Cd's make me laugh

blue said...

I have a really old ipod. I want a newer one, but I don't really use the one I have now

blue said...

"tem does not have an ipod"

it's ok, it has a country music blocker on it anyway

El Padrino said...

dsteve is probably still jerking off over the obama win

El Padrino said...

draft today

big things

Beth said...

"dsteve is probably still jerking off over the obama win"

I think steve got a new job in a different city. Hopefully he's not LOV-blocked at it.

iamPresidentCharley said...

beth has the inside info

El Padrino said...

my niece got a pic with travolta, they are filming this movie across the street from her dad's house

El Padrino said...

fat head would be proud of her

El Padrino said...

tps just hit me with a two piece and a biscuit

blue said...

fucking meetings...out

El Padrino said...

Volquez is giving the Reds everything they hoped and Hamilton is giving Texas everything they hoped, finally a trade that gave both sides what they were looking for

El Padrino said...

i have a feeling rondo is going to cost the celtics a legitimate shot at winning this series

El Padrino said...

i just dont think he's even good

Spaceman Spiff said...

according to eltardo, jack dropped 35k$ per ticket courtside game 1.

he probly bought 2 so the seller came the fuck up.

El Padrino said...

35K is nuts

tem said...

is it lunch time?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

35k is like $50 for Jack

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

we're really struggling this week

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

getting close

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

to

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

one

El Padrino said...

edge

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

hundredth

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

yay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its a slow day at work, and nobody's here.


I would have gotten a response from Bomani Jones last night, but he deleted my original e-mail. I had to resend it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd love some McD's for lunch today. I don't want to drive across the street, though.


And no, its not walking distance.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Don't make me TCS this place

Keith S said...

Mize

isiah thomas said...

anyone else heard that Boston plays LA tonight in the Niba Finals?

isiah thomas said...

fmz bought me an ipod touch for crimmus but its still in the box.

I don't have the correct version of i-tunes and I can't dl the latest version bc my CA security shit gave my comp bad aids and I can't install/unistall anything.

it looks cool though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'd love to take a piss right now, but i don't want to walk down the hallway, though

and no, it's not chair rolling distance

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'd love to get laid right now, but i don't want to move across the bed, though

and no, it's not roll over distance

Keith S said...

Hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

59 cent cheezburgers @ Mickey D's today.

isiah thomas said...

"because I got high" song is deke's anthem, replace "high" with fat and/or lazy.

isiah thomas said...

59 cent cheezburgers @ Mickey D's today.

is there a limit though?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dekefast cumtumbo

Keith S said...

limit is 10. That will last mize a month

Spaceman Spiff said...

so lazy he wont click a link specifically addressed to him

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

spiff are funny

El Padrino said...

that's sounds about right zeke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"59 cent cheezburgers @ Mickey D's today."

Dekefast

Spaceman Spiff said...

""59 cent cheezburgers @ Mickey D's today."

Dekefast"



wow, a consecutive cummy, that's a LOV first

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"so lazy he wont click a link specifically addressed to him"

slow internet + being impatient = not refreshing all the time

Keith S said...

Big Brown Bonds

El Padrino said...

i wanan say keffast on that cuz i thought someone linked he was roided in the past

tem said...

"i'd love to get laid right now, but i don't want to move across the bed, though"

why don't you tell her "the dick's right here, get on it if you want it"?

The 8th Letter said...

there really is not much of subtance here today...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Nothing at all

blue said...

quality, not quantity


and the quality is good

blue said...

now, that's a hell of a wall

blue said...

i hate the fucking rain

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lunch was iffy. Salad & Lean cuisine panini

blue said...

there was a song called Kiss the Rain.

kiss this, retard

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rain sucks. Reign is pretty solid.

blue said...

WFT meiz.

lean cuisine? Salad? Did you have to get those shipped in from out of state?

El Padrino said...

hamburger deluxe is always a good call

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"lean cuisine? Salad? Did you have to get those shipped in from out of state?"

Shockingly, no. My theory is that massively obese people keep companies like Lean Cuisine in business by eating 3 of those fuckers per sitting.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

There's this massively obese queer that comes in here once in a while. No lie- he's winded from walking into the store from his car.

blue said...

somebody on the WWL's panel voted for Adrian Peterson as one of the top 10 RB of all time.

are you fucking kidding me, kid has played one year.

El Padrino said...

wwwl, panel


nuff said

ignore

blue said...

the panel was

Don Shula (who I think voted for AP)
Marv Levy
Dan Reeves
Jerry Richardson
Jack Bushofsky (who?)
Floyd Reese
Robert Smith
Emmit Thomas

blue said...

it was not

Stuart Scott
Sean Salisbury
Michael Irvin
Steve Young
Chris Berman
TJ
Mort
Ditka

blue said...

I don't have a problem with their assessment 1-5, or even all 10, but the fact somebody voted for AP is preposterous

and Fred Taylor got a vote? but at least he's been in the league awhile.

blue said...

their 10

1. Jim Brown
2. Barry Sanders
3. Walter Payton
4. Emmit Smith
5. Gale Sayers
6. LaDanian Tomlinson
7. Marshall Faulk
8. OJ Simpson
9. Lenny Moore (who?)
10. Eric Dickerson

blue said...

that's a solid group

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fred Taylor would have a fuckload of yards if he didn't always get hurt.

blue said...

"Fred Taylor would have a fuckload of yards if he didn't always get hurt."

i agree, he's a hell of a running back, but top 10 all time? i'm not so sure

El Padrino said...

i think curtis martin should be on that list

NS

whenever you needed a yard he would get it, no matter what force was on the other side

and i fucking hate the jets AND the patriots

El Padrino said...

lenny moore is from the 1940's i think or 50's?

blue said...

you don't want to piss johnny damon off

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Martin was good

blue said...

curtis martin got a mention, got some votes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

For you homeowners and future homeowners, homedepot.com is offering a free download of either their deck building or fence building software.

blue said...

full rb story

blue said...

at least we're not talking about fantasy baseball right?

blue said...

"For you homeowners and future homeowners, homedepot.com is offering a free download of either their deck building or fence building software."


i have a deck and a fence already

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

when does the fucking draft start?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i have a deck and a fence already"

so? You don't like free stuff?

Keith S said...

Mariners have the best fans

Keith S said...

That link wasn't mentioned sometime earlier in history, was it ep?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1994...

LPGA golfer Beth Daniel shot a record-tying 20-under-par total score of 268 and won the Oldsmobile Classic with a dominating performance.

Now she just hangs out at Mariners games.

El Padrino said...

"i have a deck and a fence already"

mr fancy pants

tem said...

just got this spam:

"Your Black MacBook Air is ready to be shipped‏"


wft is a black macbook air?

El Padrino said...

no but i read it already

El Padrino said...

an Apple laptop tem

Keith S said...

"wft is a black macbook air?"

A really small laptop I think

Spaceman Spiff said...

"There's this massively obese queer that comes in here once in a while. No lie- he's winded from walking into the store from his car"

ironic hilarity

tem said...

sometimes i get winded from walking up the 4 flights of stairs to my car after work.

it is at times like that when i want to just jump off and end it.

tem said...

i have a deck. no fence.

Spaceman Spiff said...

its a macbook air with a 45 inch vertical and 4.24 40 time

tem said...

i got no beef with that top 10 RB list.

other folks deserve mentioning, but i can't put them above any of those other dudes, except maybe the dude i never heard of. i'll give them the benefit of the doubt on him.

tem said...

i couldn't decide if it was a shoe or a computer.

or a shoe with a computer in it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm not a fan of stairs either, i can run a few miles, but any stairs kill me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"sometimes i get winded from walking up the 4 flights of stairs to my car after work.

it is at times like that when i want to just jump off and end it."

No. This is just from the curb to the door. No stairs or anything.

Keith S said...

"For you homeowners and future homeowners, homedepot.com is offering a free download of either their deck building or fence building software."

Link it up, lazy bastard. I just looked around the site for 5 minutes and couldn't find it.

Keith S said...

I'd rather run up 10 flights of stairs than run a mile.

Keith S said...

I hate running

Keith S said...

I got in to work and someone put a bag of giant chewy nerds on my desk. I ♥ someone.

blue said...

i hate running

blue said...

hence, why i'm a fatass

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

spiff is maximum hilarity. he is one of my favs.

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

the seattle gay story: the fan didnt want to explain why a girl was kissing a girl, so she complained.

GFY and learn to parent.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"its a macbook air with a 45 inch vertical and 4.24 40 time"

ba dum bum

blue said...

I don't mind 2 chicks kissing at a ballgame, in fact i'd encourage it. Unless one of the chicks looks like this chick

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

your wife hates running too?

(sorry.. its cheap)

blue said...

"its a macbook air with a 45 inch vertical and 4.24 40 time"


the tjwbook?

tem said...

"I'd rather run up 10 flights of stairs than run a mile."

me too. but i still feel like shit when walking up 4 flights of stairs gets me tired.

tem said...

this chick link appears nsfw right?

Keith S said...

I guess this is SG's buddy Hench

blue said...

"this chick link appears nsfw right?"


no it's SFW

blue said...

fuck Hench

blue said...

EA was at the sawks/rays game last night. She had her hair in a pony tail and looked kinda unkept...Rick Sutcliffe tried to make fun of her...their slapper was quality.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Free Deck or Fence guides

Keith S said...

Maybe she wanted to fit in w/ all the other Boston chicks

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

rick sutcliffe would give his left nut to drink from the same cup as her.

blue said...

she made a joke about whether Sutcliffe had any hair yet, (it was funny because of the chemo)....she even said "too soon?"

El Padrino said...

the path train stairs are crazy
like 15 stories or something

NS

Keith S said...

"Free Deck or Fence guides"

Thanks

El Padrino said...

keef's bob villa all of a sudden

Keith S said...

Stop snitchin, yo

Spaceman Spiff said...

adult

Spaceman Spiff said...

newer

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