Monday, June 02, 2008

You Can Tell By The Hate In My Eyes...

I guess I'll start with some pics from the BrewCrew game.


Fat Prince

Mike Rivera after he got hit by a pitch. (Over dramatized)

Shawn Chacon getting roughed up in the 1st. He lasted an entire inning!

Hey! The roof was actually open!

Gotta love the old ladies that actually keep score of ballgames.

The new Braun bobblehead. Terrible effort



Again, I can't remember anything that I was going to write.

I suppose I'll update as the day goes on.

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Tyler said...

WHITE

Tyler said...

JESUS!

Tyler said...

Two home runs in two games over the weekend going five for eight.

Tyler said...

I'm way passed man-crush status at this point.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

good for you, T.

isiah thomas said...

hey it's pictures.

isiah thomas said...

are you sure that's an old lady - she's pretty hairy.

it is millywalkay though.

isiah thomas said...

the triple elbow at the end of The Departed is A+++++.

SHUT (whack)
THE FUCK (whack)
UP (whack)

isiah thomas said...

and if that is a guy, why is deke taking pics of a guys crotch?

wft

Keith S said...

Braun bobblehead looks retarded

Keith S said...

I could probably get some white, yellow, and blue play dough and put together a better looking figurine.

El Padrino said...

John Thompson's ear.


WTF

El Padrino said...

let's add that ear to the NO HD list

El Padrino said...

oh, along with the close-ups of Kimbo Slices nostrils

El Padrino said...

blogger was down for me too, that's what i'm assuming is going on right now

El Padrino said...

i want to become a hoof specialist

El Padrino said...

lakers/celtics finals has it's own ticker on the bottom line

puke.

El Padrino said...

and why 5 days in between games?

El Padrino said...

also, kod maybe you can answer this

why the fuck is minnesota building a outdoor stadium?

talk about moronic

Beth said...

I think that's enough of a run for you EP.

blue said...

lakers celtics blah

blue said...

fucking relatives, i hate family

JFreak said...

google sucks sometimes.

El Padrino said...

nice week freak

utley and victorino too much

El Padrino said...

family does suck

blue said...

just wait for the power rankings, here's a little hint...the team that won your matchup, was not the more "powerful" team for the week.

Bald Zeppelin said...

*lakers celtics sweet!

fixed

Bald Zeppelin said...

Manny hit 500. Yay all things Boston sports!

Bald Zeppelin said...

And yes I'm trying to antagonize you EP

Bald Zeppelin said...

Anyone watching the Stanley Cup Finals tonight? Cuz I am. I want to see Sid the Kid cry...

JFreak said...

Sportscenter human interest stories always get to me.

blue said...

the fucking rockies are horrid

blue said...

fuck that

this chick needs to be in therapy or go to jail or something...this is fucked up.

The 8th Letter said...

Hey Blue

The 8th Letter said...

I feel for ya with the Rockies

blue said...

the rockies are going to start the firesale soon...Holliday will be a redsawk or yankee, fuentes will be traded, maybe even atkins.

The 8th Letter said...

I wouldn't mind seein Holliday in a Sox uni

blue said...

sawks don't have anyplace for holliday in the outfield right now though

blue said...

they've also talked about the angels, tigres and mets, all teams that are going to be willing to pay him 20M/year when his contract runs out.


mets probably don't have the chips anymore though since they traded most of their young studs for johan

The 8th Letter said...

"sawks don't have anyplace for holliday in the outfield right now though"

also true. Actually I'm pretty content with the Sox roster right now.

JFreak said...

i want power rankings!

El Padrino said...

"Sportscenter human interest stories always get to me."

The charleston 9.

El Padrino said...

"mets probably don't have the chips anymore though since they traded most of their young studs for johan"

erroneous, slightly

blue said...

power rankings are up

JFreak said...
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blue said...

el tardo to chat today

El Padrino said...

eracist.

Yes!

El Padrino said...

"el tardo to chat today"

will he be typing with his little jew boner?

blue said...

i can summarize his chat...


celtics...celtics....1987....celtics...kobe...celtics...celtics...real world...celtics, celtics, doc rivers, garnett, larry bird, celtics, lakers, jinx, patriots, celtics.

El Padrino said...

that about sums it up

El Padrino said...

seriously i've heard of cauiflower ear before but cmon

what was funny was the ref thought maybe he was hiding something behind it cuz he kept touching it and "searching" around it

it was disgusting hilarity

El Padrino said...

i missed the Carano fight

JFreak said...

The chick fight was good.

JFreak said...

I think that ear will haunt my dreams.

El Padrino said...

Carano won though right?

El Padrino said...

i still think UFC > Elite XC

Keith S said...

"Dean's family admits Alisha still stays out late and has yet to delete her misleading MySpace page."

Fucking awesome parents! Way to have control of your kid

Spaceman Spiff said...

carano fight was nice because she swol that other chicks eye up bad, but chicks cant do MMA, would a guy be a able to get away with throwing 50 front kicks and not pay for it, nfw

Keith S said...

Some of those fights shouldn't have been stopped. The Lawler/Smith fight was retarded how that ended. And even the Kimbo fight shouldn't have been stopped so quickly

El Padrino said...

myspace is the devil

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone watch the faber-pulver fight, guy has no competition in his weight class, fucked pulver's face up, i would say he needs to move up but he's too short, huge already

El Padrino said...

missed that fight

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Elite XC is trash

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i still think UFC > Elite XC"

UFC = MLB

Elite XC = AA

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kelly Pavlik this weekend.

The Ghost.

blue said...

"Elite XC = AA"


but it's Elite

Keith S said...

mize
Are you sure that was a lady with the scorecard?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Teixiera may be on the trading block.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
Are you sure that was a lady with the scorecard?"

yes. 100% positive.

blue said...

that lady has man-hands

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wish you guys should have seen the meat squad we were parked next to in the lot.

3 fat broads all a minimum of 225 lbs. I almost puked.

blue said...

i guess when chicks get over a certain age, they decide they don't need to shave their legs anymore?

or is it normal in Milwaukee for the ladies to have hairy legs to keep them warm?

El Padrino said...

"Teixiera may be on the trading block."

liar

El Padrino said...

"3 fat broads all a minimum of 225 lbs. I almost puked."

careful...they might be talking about you and your crew right now

karma

Keith S said...

"Teixiera may be on the trading block."

What do you want?

The 8th Letter said...

"Fucking awesome parents! Way to have control of your kid"

seriously. this girl has put two guys in jail and there are no reprecussions for her?

El Padrino said...

awesome, pocahontas is back this summer!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"careful...they might be talking about you and your crew right now"

Yeah. They must be talking about how jealous they are that I weigh less than they do. And how they could put gfdeke on a rotisserie and eat her like a shishkebob.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck karma.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What do you want?"

Not sure

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

3b?

Keith S said...

"3b?"

I don't have one. What else?

El Padrino said...

but seriously how much longer to i keep trotting verlander out there

El Padrino said...

deke am i close?

isiah thomas said...

my dvr didn't record the kimbo fight.

ear guy was brutal

and whenever they called Phil Baroni the "NY Badass" I'd LOL.

Spaceman Spiff said...

at least bannister threw a gem, wait you dropped him

Spaceman Spiff said...

i recorded the 'news' slot after the scheduled kimbo on the guide and the dvr still didnt get it all, they went way past time

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke am i close?"

Yeah. You're pretty much right there. Deluxe mentioned a good offer to me at the ballgame yesterday. I wanna see if the was just BSing.

Keith S said...

"i recorded the 'news' slot after the scheduled kimbo on the guide and the dvr still didnt get it all, they went way past time"

Yeah the Kimbo fight didn't start until about 10:10. They weren't even close on the time.

blue said...

"Stephen (Nashville, TN): So you do a chat about the Finals, but you refuse to answer any question too probing because it "steps on the preview column." Is this whole thing just a show so we know you and ESPN are still cool?

Bill Simmons: (12:25 PM ET ) I am no longer sleeping on the living room coach. Altrhough we're still not having sex. "


Hilarity

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blue said...

fucking gay ass blogger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fucking blogger

blue said...

i guess it's working again now....

blue said...

blogger can't have problems during TCS, or we'll have some major issues

blue said...

Bo Diddly died...RIP Bo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sabrina has Hot Pockets every fucking day.

El Padrino said...

"Yeah. You're pretty much right there. Deluxe mentioned a good offer to me at the ballgame yesterday. I wanna see if the was just BSing."

your going to trade with yourself?

El Padrino said...

bannister threw a gem?
i dont track players i drop
but what a fuck
i gave him multiple chances


zeke

verlander

what are we doing

wait it out, hold him on the roster until asb and go from there
or unload

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Go check out the Shammy simulator on the front page. Its like we actually have him giving us updates all day long.


Hilarity.

blue said...

verlander needs a DL stint, or to miss a start to rest, because he doesn't seem like he's there mentally

isiah thomas said...

hold him EP. I never give up on good SPs too early.

isiah thomas said...

Yeah. You're pretty much right there. Deluxe mentioned a good offer to me after we had sex yesterday. I wanna see if the was just BSing.

*fixed

blue said...

i noticed the shammy simulator telling us about the NBA game tonight

El Padrino said...

saw since his white jesus T, can we call him Jay Shuttlesworth?

El Padrino said...

or Bruce Shuttlesworth

El Padrino said...

"hold him EP. I never give up on good SPs too early."

agreed

Spaceman Spiff said...

Bannister's last start for EP
7.1IP, 5H, 1R, 1BB, 4 K

Spaceman Spiff said...

so jerry west is a consultant, good call keef

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fucking El Tardo has been ducking the burrito preference question for over a year now. What a pussy.

isiah thomas said...

what's the burrito question?

"what kind of burrito would you eat out of Man-Ram's ass?"

am I close?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kevin (SF): There is no way Lakers fans are more front running than Patriots fans. You couldn't find a Patriots fan to save your life before 2000, now suddenly they're everywhere and think they invented football. I'll take car flags over holier than though bandwagon Boston fans any day. "


west coast cumfast?

El Padrino said...

"Bannister's last start for EP
7.1IP, 5H, 1R, 1BB, 4 K"

fuck em, his team is pathetic, if he had an offense i'd let him hang around

Beth said...

"Teixiera may be on the trading block."

I was about to ask where you'd heard that Meiz til I realized it was only fantasy league stuff. He's just starting to finally heat up too so now would not be a good time for the Braves to trade him.

Keith S said...

"west coast cumfast?"

No, he spelt it right

El Padrino said...

"It's probably the main reason that overall for my Vegas trip I was down $20."

fucking rev in vegas is hilarious to me, just too much

last time i was in Vegas I lost 3g's, really 5 cuz I won 2 the 3rd night I was there

Keith S said...

On this day in 1990...

At the NCAA Track & Field championships, Wisconsin's Suzy Favor won the 1,500 meters for a fourth straight year

El Padrino said...

"finally heat up too so now would not be a good time for the Braves to trade him."

true but i doubt he's re-signing, they should trade him for something

isiah thomas said...

Kevin (SF):

I wonder why DB moved out west? The Castro?

Keith S said...

"It's probably the main reason that overall for my Vegas trip I was down $20."

I saw that last night and was laughing at that. I don't have money either, but I at probably lose $400-$500 each time I go.

Spaceman Spiff said...

seriously rev, disappointed about $20? that's sad, is rev a jew?

El Padrino said...

when i go to Atlantic City, whatever I bring in cash is what I'm ok with losing, normally $4-500 is proper

i try to leave any cards behind

Keith S said...

"i try to leave any cards behind"

That is key

El Padrino said...

"That is key"

lesson learnt

it got ugly one time, caused a breakup of then fiance/now wife

almost a temgagement....

Keith S said...

"lesson learnt"

Same here. My first trip was ugly.

isiah thomas said...

deke can you 86 the pic of the old broad with hairy legs?

ish is disgusting

El Padrino said...

i know i'm late but I am Legend aint that bad

isiah thomas said...

does Robinson Cano have bad aids?

please advice.

isiah thomas said...

really enjoyed IAL. solid flick.

need to peep game again on it.

we peeped game on that new Narnia flick this weekend.

Indy Jones > Narnia

that's saying something.

El Padrino said...

"does Robinson Cano have bad aids?

please advice."

I've said this before. I know a girl who fucks him during spring training. He likes his nipples twisted during sex.

NS.

In a mock spanish accent I always joke, "Twist mt titties", you have to be there.

El Padrino said...

she's a massage therapist living in Tampa

tem said...

i'm sick today.

elite xc <<<<<<< WEC


UFC >>>>>>>>>> WEC


fucking CBS didn't show the fight here, they showed a children's telethon.

my fantasy team sucks.

i am sick.

blue said...

maybe tem got the bad aids

blue said...

deluxe won't trade me kershaw...everyone should start offering him trades for kershaw

El Padrino said...

"need to peep game again on it."

what i've seen in the past couple of days:

There will be blood
No Country for Old men
Awake
I am legend
the kingdom

tem said...

i can't possibly even imagine how i would get aids.

blue said...

the broncos cut Travis Henry...so i guess Pittman will get some carries.

tem said...

see, i told you so blue.

tem knows pittman.

but not in the way that would get me aids.

isiah thomas said...

There will be blood
I am legend
Awake
No Country for Old men
The kingdom

I'd rank them like this. Haven't peeped game on The Kingdom though.

Awake didn't suck.

NCfOM - wasn't vibing with it though I was drunk and not really paying attention.

really liked TWBB.

tem said...

coach mike is going to have such a hard on for pittman.

he should be awesome. he runs hard and is freaking built. but somehow he is not good. he'll be a good guy to take a flyer on in FNFL.

maybe that denver running game is what he needs?

tem said...

tem saw the Kingdom.

it was fantastic.

El Padrino said...

deke, deluxe hit you up yet of what

Spaceman Spiff said...

kingdom >>> NCFOM, hated NCFOM

El Padrino said...

awake was awful except for jessica alba's wet titty shot, after that it was downhill

TWBB was terrific

No country was good until is ended, WFT

The kingdom was very good

Keith S said...

"the kingdom"

I still haven't seen this, is it good? It was made about 2 miles from where I live.

El Padrino said...

i've got a sweeeeeet hook up for bootlegs now, high quality

Keith S said...

Nevermind

isiah thomas said...

I've got a link to watch movies that are in theatres now, I'll post it tonight.

tem said...

going to watch the first harold and kumar now.

never seen it.

isiah thomas said...

wait I've seen The Kingdom.

very good indeed.

that's the one wif Jamie Foxx and Ben Aflac's bitch right?

thought it got a little preachy and pro-terrorism towards the end.

tem said...

we just passed SPA (half SPARTA)

blue said...

"he should be awesome. he runs hard and is freaking built. but somehow he is not good. he'll be a good guy to take a flyer on in FNFL"

he'll still be #4 on the depth chart probably, but luckily the other 3 guys in front of him get hurt a lot

blue said...

i expect to hear within the next week or 2 that travis henry has tested positive for MJ again.

isiah thomas said...

when Big Black and Bam Bam were in the ring after that one XFC fight - was that their boy who tried to do the bmx tricks and almost broke his nuts?

Keith S said...

"McHale (Bahamas): Your Welcome!"

EP got a question posted in the SG chat.

Keith S said...

wall

El Padrino said...

SIMMONS CHAT sucks

Keith S said...

Yeah it was bad. I hate Boston

blue said...

putrid..

although i did like his TP reference about sleeping on the couch

Keith S said...

Tyler
How many bobbleheads do you want for Jay Bruce?

blue said...

jay bruce is above the jinx

El Padrino said...

now this.....could get interesting

isiah thomas said...
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isiah thomas said...

I'd love to see a real life Mad Real World.


"Hey I fucked Katie too mayne"

iamPresidentCharley said...

"katie's got some big ass titays"

isiah thomas said...

"Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son."


"And a banana Cognac, biatch!"

El Padrino said...

good piece on m night hslamayaymandm,anasasdasda

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuckin' work.

Keith S said...

"good piece on m night hslamayaymandm,anasasdasda"

It's spelt hslamayaymandm,anasasdasdm

blue said...

semantiks

El Padrino said...

right

Keith S said...

I'm excited for all of this young talent that the Reds have to be wasted during the Dusty Baker era.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke, deluxe hit you up yet or what"

Lemme chizeck

blue said...

Zack and Miri make a porno trailer....hilarious.

language probably not suitable for work

blue said...

seth rogan has become one of the funnier guys around

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Figgins went back to the DL, hey?

Keith S said...

Welcome to Saturday, mize

Keith S said...

Or maybe Friday

Keith S said...

mize
How far up were you sitting at the game yesterday. Good zoom on that camera

blue said...

time machine

El Padrino said...

yup

tendonitis or some shit

blue said...

keith likes when meiz zooms in on the lady's hairy legs

blue said...

sent meiz sumthin

Keith S said...

ASU is going to win NCAA baseball & softball titles

blue said...

okay

Keith S said...

We had a softball doubleheader last night. Today my back is killing me. Getting old is a bitch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
How far up were you sitting at the game yesterday. Good zoom on that camera"

Upper deck. Section 429.


The camera. She's a good one.

Keith S said...

The sauce-a you can have, but the secret, she's-a mine

El Padrino said...

womens college softball on espn all weekend was a bit much

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue should be locked in loony bin.

Jugdish said...

We had a softball doubleheader last night. Today my back is killing me. Getting old is a bitch



I played in a dodgeball tournament last Saturday and I am still sore as hell! I have double header softball tomorrow night and its going to hurt.

blue said...

that's it, longer DL stint for Peavy

El Padrino said...

meiz try and let me know by tonight if your accepting that deal

blue said...

so i take it, that's a NO then meiz?

Keith S said...

I need more DL spots. And spots for minor leaguers, apparently. Thanks for that, EP.

Jugdish said...

I lost $20 in Vegas!!! ------------>

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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