Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Why is that again?

I can't even count the number times I have heard someone on TV say that horse racing needs a triple crown winner. Add the number of times that I have read the same sentiment and I have probably had this idea pounded into my head a billion times. Why is this happening again? Why is it that horse racing needs a triple crown winner? The basic argument is that it would garner horse racing far more good publicity and that all of the trainers and owners would hit the talk show circuit and millions of people would see them and fall in love with horse racing. This is a total load of bullshit. 100%. First Reason: Horse racing doesn't need a triple crown winner to get in the news, the media manufactures more than enough news for them whether there is a TC winner or not (see Barbaro, which I could talk about at length, but will spare you. You can thank me by sending me presents. Or See the daily reports on how Big Brown is feeling). Well I suppose that is only one reason, so in order to support my point a little more I'll be a nice guy and write a little more.

Second reason: Talk show circuits huh? Well all I have read so far is how much of a douchebag the trainer for Big Brown was. Oh he sucks, oh he is a dick, oh he is mean, oh karma bit his ass and that's why Big Brown lost, etc etc. So this is the guy that horse racing wants to go on talk shows? If you are going to get your ass in front of a segment of the population that isn't part of your fan base do you want someone you consider a douchebag to be your spokesperson???? Hell no. That would be like us getting a guest spot in an El Tardo article and sending Cumfast as our representative.

Third Reason then I am done talking about horse racing: The only reason I even care about horse racing is to see if some horse wins the TC. If Big Brown had won this year then I would probably go about 5 years before I even bothered to care who won the Kentucky Derby, let alone the other two races. Horse racing is popular because no horse has won the TC in so long. It's fan base expands because the TC is so rare and many people have never seen it happen in their lifetime. Do you think the borderline fan would rather watch something that is a possible once in a lifetime event, or watch something that happened last year?? Take the Chicago Cubs as an example. ESPN is pimping the hell out of them because they haven't won in so long. If the Cubs last won a World Series in 2003 nobody other than Cubs fans would care that they are in first. But since a Cubs WS is so rare the number of people who show interest in the Cubs' fortunes expands. It is the same with Horse Racing.


OK so now onto some other things that happened. Ken Griffey Jr. belts number 600. To KG Jr . I say well done. Too bad you were as fragile as an egg. Still though, you were seemingly always hurt and got to 600. Nice work.

Random Side Note: Hey guys who do traffic in the morning. Telling me where the accidents are doesn't really help me much. Especially since half the time I drive by that place there is no sign of an accident. It is 8:30 now, I don't care about an accident that happened at 6am unless it still has traffic backed up. How about just telling me where traffic is backed up. I really could care less why it is backed up. Just say 70 east is backed up for about 2 miles at the 670 split. That sentence tells me everything I need to know. Where the back up is and how long of a back up I am looking at. If there are lane closures then toss that info in as well.

Information nobody cares about: I watched Nashville Star on NBC last night. The singers were all horrid. The Can You Duet singers on CMT just blow these retards out of the water. I was embarrassed for country music. Read that again. I mean most folks would say "shouldn't you be already?" The fact that this is what embarrassed me says a lot.

Well this post is already late so let's just hit the movie review:

Full Metal Jacket

This movie is about airport security in post 9-11 America. I am not sure if it is supposed to be a comedy or not, but the unintentional comedy was off the charts. There is this guy (Ed Norton Jr.) who has this jacket that he wears every where. And yes, you guessed it, it is a full metal jacket. Of course the airport security guards (Robert Downey Jr. and Roy Jones Jr.) won't let him take the jacket past security. So Ed Norton Jr. just goes off and whines and complains and he gets tasered and punched and it is hilarious. Not to mention the hilarity about why someone would even have a jacket made completely of metal. I mean damn, isn't it really heavy? Even an aluminum jacket would be kinda heavy.

The movie ends with the jacket being confiscated and EN Jr. promising to get it back. I guess they were setting it up for a sequel.

In any case I give it 1.5 helmet stickers out of 5. It is awesome to see RJ Jr. punch EN Jr. and it is awesome when RD Jr. can't fit the jacket into the X-Ray machine. Both were high points of the movie. Without those scenes though the movie gets a 0.

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blue said...

newer

tem said...

well i like tits to be first, but i gotta say this:

new big boss just axed me if 1,300 times 116 was really 150,800. I told him that it was and he said it didn't look right. So I told him it is right and he told me to check again because it didn't look right to him.

WFT? Can't he just plug this shit into a calculator and see for himself?

In any case my white board now has 1,300 X 116 written out on in the long way with and explanation as to why it really is 150,800.

El Padrino said...

big boss name is Corky?

El Padrino said...

i like horse racing

tem said...

i knew el pad liked HR irregardlessly of a TC winner.

but tem only cares about it because there is no TC winner. and tem is who they want to care.

tem said...

"big boss name is Corky?"

now it is.

blue said...

i watch three horse races a year, and usually I forget and end up only watching one

blue said...

ridiculous

it's like the racists are already trying to figure out a way to say the Obama isn't really black.

El Padrino said...

i should peddle some of my KGJ memorabilia on ebay now

then save the rest just in case he dies or when he gets inducted

blue said...

the word of the day (actually from last friday) is stagflation

El Padrino said...

he's half white and half black
isn't that the truth

he wants to be called black, i'll call him black, wft do i care

either way it's historiacal, unless Andrew Jackson had some black in him that we don't know about

blue said...

Thomas Jefferson had black kids

blue said...

Meiz's boy is a pussy

tem said...

someone asked me today what the definition of "quotient" was.

i'll be honest, it stumped me. i knew what it had to do with, but i did not get it correct.

tem said...

obama is more black than hillary is woman.

El Padrino said...

is quotient the answer of a division problem?

blue said...

big smooth to "mentor" pacers players...

Big Smooth: to stay out of trouble, just do what I do after games, go to dairy queen and order a blizzard and a peanut buster parfait...oh and some chicken wings, and some onion rings, mmmmm onion rings...but make sure you wash it all down with a diet coke.

tem said...

"is quotient the answer of a division problem?"

yes.

i knew it was part of a division problem, but i did not remember which part.

El Padrino said...

i'm smarter than i thought i was

i proclaim all the time that I know a little about alot.

The 8th Letter said...

yo

tem said...

H is here.

He is bored with axing Billy Don to pay up.

blue said...

tattoo for meiz?

El Padrino said...

T i thought you hated Swisher?

tem said...

luke on that tattoo is horrid.

the rest are good.

tem said...

another slow day.......sigh.

blue said...

you've seen star wars?

El Padrino said...

rick Dutrow is a prick though
just so you guys know that

and Big Brown is entering the Travers and then the Breeders Cup, then he'll be studded

he's worth 50MM

yowza

tem said...

yes i have seen star wars.

tem said...

"rick Dutrow is a prick though
just so you guys know that"

my post pretty much says this doesn't it?

tem said...

it is reason 2 that horse racing did not need a triple crown winner.

blue said...

what if the trainer of the TC horse was a nice guy?

The 8th Letter said...

billy ray bobbi sue lee doesn't feel like paying today ...

tem said...

"what if the trainer of the TC horse was a nice guy?"

then my reason 2 would have went out the window.

tem said...

and my reason 1 and 3 would have to carry the day.

which they can do. who says they can't?

blue said...

you don't see anybody interviewing Eight Belles' trainer

blue said...

your reason #3 is shaky

El Padrino said...

no yes, you did say he was

i was just confirming the reports, before you knew who he was he was a prick

and a TC winner would be great for the sport. period.

i wish i could compare it to another sport but it's hard to splain

blue said...

but you used a good analogy in #3 so you get partial credit

The 8th Letter said...

hey EP, is Brett Favre gonna give Strahan's induction speech? I mean, it'd only be right since he handed him the single season sack record...

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

this is the morning

blue said...

that sounds like sour grapes

blue said...

did anybody see video of the guy who caught Junior's 600th HR ball?

He caught it and started to celebrate, then decided to point at the ground like it was still down there, and the "mob" of people kept searching under the seats, whilst he walked away from the chaos.

blue said...

I say "mob" because there was like 18 people in the stands

El Padrino said...

"hey EP, is Brett Favre gonna give Strahan's induction speech? I mean, it'd only be right since he handed him the single season sack record..."

I don't know what to say to this except...







































Giants 17, Pats 14.

El Padrino said...

and hey, that's what friends are for anyway, besides no one helped him get the 140.5 sacks prior

tem said...

"hey EP, is Brett Favre gonna give Strahan's induction speech?"

is strahan a lock for the HOF?

El Padrino said...

I see my back to back three pointers have silenced the crowd.

tem said...

"He caught it and started to celebrate, then decided to point at the ground like it was still down there, and the "mob" of people kept searching under the seats, whilst he walked away from the chaos."

awesome.

El Padrino said...

"is strahan a lock for the HOF?"

um, yeah

1st ballot.

blue said...

"is strahan a lock for the HOF?"

yes, he played in NY

tem said...

he's no reggie white.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem has never seen Full Metal Jacket?


SHAME ON YOU!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I saw FMJ when I was 8 years old.

I'm beside myself right now.

tem said...

he won't be up against anyone good will he other than favre?

maybe the committee will take vinny testaverde over strahan.

tem said...

i've seen most of the Lee Ermey scenes.

blue said...

"yes, he played in NY"

sorry, he played in NJ

El Padrino said...

he's 5th on the all time sack list
set single season sack record
7 time pro-bowler

if he played in alaska he's be a first ballot h'ofer

El Padrino said...

those scenes are hilarious

HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE!

5 FOOT NINE SIR!

5 FOOT NINE! FUCK, I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!

El Padrino said...

everytime i see Law and Order Criminal Intent I think of FMJ

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz's boy is a pussy"

He ain't my boy any more. Not after that last fight against the random chump he barely beat.

tem said...

"he's 5th on the all time sack list
set single season sack record
7 time pro-bowler"

5th ain't that great.

and only a 7 time pro-bowler? other 7 time pro bowlers aren't in.

The 8th Letter said...

"is strahan a lock for the HOF?"

absolutely

The 8th Letter said...

I actually do like Strahan. He's a beast

tem said...

Testaverde is 6th all time for NFL passing yards.

Does that make him a first ballot HOFer?

The 8th Letter said...

and EP, Boston still has the most championships this century...

El Padrino said...

"and EP, Boston still has the most championships this century..."

that's fine h, i'll take what the giants did over that any day of the week

El Padrino said...

Testeverde is not a hall of famer, obviously.

tem said...

chris doleman.

4th all time sacks.

8 time pro bowler.


not in the hall of fame.

tem said...

so strahan gets 1st ballot treatment just because of a single season record?

i think not.

strahan is not a 1st ballot HOFer.

tem said...

kevin green

3rd all time sacks

5 time pro bowler


not in the hall of fame.

The 8th Letter said...

"that's fine h, i'll take what the giants did over that any day of the week"

which is sad

blue said...

Kevin Greene and Chris Doleman did not play in NJ, the media capital of the universe

El Padrino said...

"kevin green

3rd all time sacks

5 time pro bowler


not in the hall of fame."

let me add....

6 time All-PRO
2 time defensive player of the year
Super Bowl Champion

El Padrino said...

"which is sad"

18-1

tem said...

doleman was a 6 time ALL PRO


you got me on the players of the year.


still don't think that makes him a 1st ballot HOFer.

the only reason he might get that honor is because he played in NY.

El Padrino said...

"Was named Black College Defensive Player of the Year"

that's a bit racist dontchathink?

tem said...

you got the guys sitting in 3rd and 4th place not even sniffing the HOF yet and the guy in 5th is going to vault into 1st ballot status?

it's not like his career was short like barry sanders or anything, so you can't say he left at the top of his game and that hurt his stats.

El Padrino said...

"the only reason he might get that honor is because he played in NY."

that's garbage, i'm not saying greene and doleman dont belong (because clearly they have the numbers)

i'm saying strahan is a first ballot h'ofer and i'm not the only one and it's not because he played in NYC, that's absurd

in fact your the only one who thinks otherwise

blue said...

you forgot the comma EP

He was the black college, defensive player of the year.

tem said...

he will not get 1st ballot treatment.

blue said...

that makes it less racist

El Padrino said...

Was a Semi-Finalist for the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2007 and 2008...

Kevin Greene is sniffing.

tem said...

well see in 6 years or whatever it takes when favre is giving his acceptance speech and strahan is in the ESPN booth commenting.

El Padrino said...

"He was the black college, defensive player of the year."

makes sense now

blue said...

he will be a 1st ballot HoFer...and it is entirely because he played in NY.


He was constantly on TV and in the media, he's well known. All of this is because he played in NY. If he had played in Tampa, he'd be Simeon Rice....a good player but not HoF.

so to discount the fact that he played in the largest media market is absurd

tem said...

Terrell Davis was a 2 X offensive player of the year and superbowl champ, I guess he is a first ballot guy too.

hell he was even MVP, he should just bypass the balloting process all together.

blue said...

I'm not saying he's not deserving. I'm saying the reason he's a "lock" for first ballot, is because he played in NY.

tem said...

1st ballot HOF is not something they just hand out to people.

blue said...

Davis didn't play long enough to be HoF

tem said...

i'm not saying he's not deserving of being in the HOF.

i'm just saying he won't be a first ballot man.

tem said...

also k. greene had 1 defensive player of the year to his name.

blue said...

kevin greene did not win a superbowl

El Padrino said...

"he will be a 1st ballot HoFer...and it is entirely because he played in NY."

this is not true, can't be true
players don't get inducted based on how many times they were on TV or what market they played in

El Padrino said...

he also (strahan) has 854 tackles which means he not only rushed the passer with the best of them but he supported the run better than just about any other DE (i did not check other DE tackle stats yet)

blue said...

"this is not true, can't be true
players don't get inducted based on how many times they were on TV or what market they played in"

yes it is, 90% of it is name recognition and is voted on by the media...that's why most HoFs are a sham

blue said...

"The Selection Committee consists of one media representative from each geographical area with a current NFL franchise. If a geographical area has more than one franchise (such as New York City) there shall be a selector for each franchise. A 33rd member is a representative of the Pro Football Writers of America and there are 11 at-large delegates."

it's a media driven popularity contest

El Padrino said...

"yes it is, 90% of it is name recognition and is voted on by the media...that's why most HoFs are a sham"

that's a belief, there is no way of proving this, I believe otherwise

paula pierce has a vagina said...

strahan will be 1st ballot because of SP, that guy will campaign for his dear NYG

paula pierce has a vagina said...

strahan will be the first blatant homosexual in the NFL HOF though, thatll be groundbreaking

tem said...

well NFL.com says doleman had 0 career tackles.....

El Padrino said...

"it's a media driven popularity contest"

why cuz NY has 3 teams so they get 3 votes?

NY Giants have been around forever and only have 9 HOF'ers so your thoery proves a bit off in that respect.

El Padrino said...

"strahan will be the first blatant homosexual in the NFL HOF though, thatll be groundbreaking"

take that back, you know dame well Mike crushes pussy

tem said...

well it is lunch time.


i am satisfied with the amount of shit i stirred up today.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"this is not true, can't be true
players don't get inducted based on how many times they were on TV or what market they played in"

EP is ig'nant

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Question.

Who votes for the HOF?

The Media

Who did Strahan piss off all the time?

The Media

Oh. Okay. Yeah, he'll be 1st ballot guy.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"take that back, you know dame well Mike crushes pussy"

ok, ok, i will correct that, strahan will be the first blatant bi-sexual in the NFL HOF, that'll be groundbreaking, he crushes pussy and back pussy

blue said...

"why cuz NY has 3 teams so they get 3 votes?"

no, the media elects the players into the HoF...that's why it's a media driven award.

El Padrino said...

I don't know where these rumors come from.

tem said...

was SP for Monk or against Monk?

if he was against Monk and kept him out all these years (I think Monk just got in) then yes, Strahan will be a 1st ballot man because SP will force him in.

if SP was for Monk all these years then i don't see him getting Strahan 1st ballot treatment.

blue said...

"Who did Strahan piss off all the time?

The Media"


how did he piss them off? he was in commercials all the time?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hell, look at what those fuckers did to Art Monk.

tem said...

ok now it is really lunch time.

blue said...

"I don't know where these rumors come from."


the homosexual one came from his divorce...not saying i believe it, just sayin, that's where it came from

El Padrino said...

i know who votes for the hof
really i do

i still dont believe that a player gets in because he played in a major market

if strahan played in denver you'd think he's a 1st ballot guy

if he played in green bay he'd be a first ballot guy

it's no different than here, in this case, show me a case where because a player got an edge in the voting process because he played in ny then we can argue about that one, in this case your theory simply does not work

blue said...

"if strahan played in denver you'd think he's a 1st ballot guy"


Denver has ONE player in the HoF, despite being very successful in the 70's, 80's, and 90's....ONE.

El Padrino said...

SP was for Monk, I think.

El Padrino said...

"Denver has ONE player in the HoF, despite being very successful in the 70's, 80's, and 90's....ONE."

If Strahan played for Denver they'd have two. TWO.

blue said...

"it's no different than here, in this case, show me a case where because a player got an edge in the voting process because he played in ny then we can argue about that one, in this case your theory simply does not work"

Phil Simms

blue said...

he was a good QB, not great

blue said...

he had an outstanding SuperBowl performance

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"SP was for Monk, I think."

are you out of your fucking mind

blue said...

oops, Simms hasn't made the HoF.

blue said...

i was going all shamford there

paula pierce has a vagina said...

SP was strongly against monk up until a year before monk got in, what a coincidence

Keith S said...

"I really could care less why it is backed up."

So you care?

Keith S said...

"he won't be up against anyone good will he other than favre?"

Warren Sapp

blue said...

and the giants have 18 HoFers

El Padrino said...

"are you out of your fucking mind"

he wasn't, ok, i must have mis-remembered, SP is all over sometimes

blue said...

football season needs to start soon

El Padrino said...

"and the giants have 18 HoFers"

right, i only read one part of the chart, stupid bible should list them underneath each other

blue said...

plummer is only going to pay Tampa $3.5M of his signing bonus back as opposed to like 8M he owed them

El Padrino said...

Tarkenton is a viking
only had like 4 years with jints

blue said...

oh, and the Broncos will have 2, because Zimmerman has been elected and will be enshrined in August

El Padrino said...

well there ya go

blue said...

the art monk thing is still shitty

El Padrino said...

yes it is, at least it was corrected

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

wall?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

super star, chili cheese fries, and 5 chicken breast strips will be my lunch today

blue said...

Carl's Junior is good stuff

paula pierce has a vagina said...

agent 0 opted out, probly re-sign with the whizzinators

El Padrino said...

that's a hefty lunch
i'm assuming a super star is a burger

paula pierce has a vagina said...

yes, a double

blue said...

I think it would be hilarious if Washington said "Thanks Gil, but if you're coming back, it's at a reduced rate. We played better without you, and your knee may never fully heal"

and then Gil signs with somebody else and annihilates the Wiz everytime he plays them.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"super star, chili cheese fries, and 5 chicken breast strips will be my lunch today"

Fast food is shit. You don't have an authentic Jewish deli across the street? Might as well dig through the garbage and see what's in there.



/EP'd

Keith S said...

I had Oregano's last night for the first time. Good shit

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Might as well dig through the garbage and see what's in there."

hilarity, classic EP

El Padrino said...

deke while i think that was funny, i only chastise fast food pizza joints, but in the end an authentic jewish deli is superior to Carl's JR.

FTR.

and nice work
that was funny

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"and then Gil signs with somebody else and annihilates the Wiz everytime he plays them."

possible

isiah thomas said...

Grunfeld ain't maxing out Gil again.

Gil is done folks. That knee is seriously f'd up.

isiah thomas said...

NFL Network put up this graphic last night after a strahan piece:

"Players Eligible for the 2013 class:

Farve
Strahan
Sapp
McNair
Priest Holmes


Sapp is borderline at best
MCNair? McNO
Holmes - bitch please.

blue said...

i agree with zeke, and while we enjoy his blogging and antics, I gotta think the franchise would rather he just play ball.

isiah thomas said...

I had Oregano's last night for the first time. Good shit

how long of a wait was it? every time I've gone to one it takes at least an hour and a half to two hours to get a seat.

El Padrino said...

yeah his knee is toe up

El Padrino said...

Oregano's is pizza? I heard of this place i think. The guy shipped the coal oven from Italy.

tem said...

isn't priest still trying to comeback?

isiah thomas said...

yeah it's a pizza joint in the PHX

isiah thomas said...

Priest Holmes is dead.

isiah thomas said...

he gave up his latest comeback attempt last season.

tem said...

good for him.

tem said...

big wall

El Padrino said...

i think there is some big brown in my pork fried dumpling

tem said...

did tampa ever pay Plummer any money?

they are getting $3.5M back from him without paying him anything??

blue said...

is it causing you to choke?

blue said...

"did tampa ever pay Plummer any money?

they are getting $3.5M back from him without paying him anything??"

they gave up their 7th round pick for him. But they never paid him. But part of the trade was that Tampa had the right to go after a pro-rated part of his signing bonus.

tem said...

so in the end tampa might have just traded a 7th round pick for $3.5M cash?

nice.

blue said...

yep pretty much

El Padrino said...

new and improved i phone today

blue said...

iphone schmyphone

although now that it's only going to be $200, makes it more reasonable....but i still hate AT&T.

Keith S said...

"deke while i think that was funny, i only chastise fast food pizza joints"

Erroneous!!

Keith S said...

"how long of a wait was it? every time I've gone to one it takes at least an hour and a half to two hours to get a seat."

We got there about 7:30 and it was only about a 10 minute wait. Went to the one in Gilbert

Keith S said...

But yeah, it's usually a long wait

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

While Martin Luther the King's assassin grabbed the headlines, golfer Al Geiberger shot an incredible 59 during the second round of the Memphis Golf Classic, the first sub-60 round ever in a PGA Tour event.

isiah thomas said...

Vick will be tried in state court after he's served his federal sentence.

sucks to be that guy.

isiah thomas said...

new and improved i phone today

I feel for the schmucks that ponied up all that cashe money when it first came out.

that's why I don't fuck with a new phone unless I've got a rebate from my provider.

El Padrino said...

like how you feel for those schmucks that laid $5 to win $2 on the Belmont?

Keith S said...

"like how you feel for those schmucks that laid $5 to win $2 on the Belmont?"

hehehe

El Padrino said...

China holds funeral for panda killed by earthquake.

WFT

Keith S said...

It was a special panda

Keith S said...

Adam Carolla is back on the radio here. yay

El Padrino said...

it had a panda dick like meiz

tem said...

"While Martin Luther the King's assassin grabbed the headlines, golfer Al Geiberger shot an incredible 59 during the second round of the Memphis Golf Classic, the first sub-60 round ever in a PGA Tour event."

i read this and thought it said Al Geiberg assasinated MLK.

i missed the word "while"

Keith S said...

Tiger had knee surgery?

El Padrino said...

yeah after the Masters

cmon keef
i dont even follow golf and know that shit

Keith S said...

"yeah after the Masters

cmon keef
i dont even follow golf and know that shit"


I figured you would notice the sarcasm. It's all WWL has talked about for the last 3 weeks.

isiah thomas said...

EP how much did you throw on Big Brown?

tem said...

"Adam Carolla is back on the radio here. yay"

wow he has fallen far.

Keith S said...

You've fallen far

tem said...

First a Panda funeral and then a Tiger has knee surgery?

hell i wasn't even sure tigers had knees.

tem said...

fallen far this retard.

tem said...

on the flip side it is true. i have fallen far.

Keith S said...

"hell i wasn't even sure tigers had knees."

Of course they do, or else they wouldn't be able to jump over walls at zoos

tem said...

some dude died on the set of John Woo's new movie:

"The crew were in the Chinese capital of Beijing on Monday filming a scene where two boats crash into one another.

The accident occurred when one of the vessels caught fire - killing 23-year-old stuntman Lu Yanqing and injuring three others.

Rescue teams believe the film team may have accidentally ignited gas cylinders aboard one of the boats, causing an explosion.

The epic film, about China's ancient kingdom, is set to be Asia's most expensive blockbuster to date - with a budget of $80 million (GBP40 million)"


WFT is a boat collision doing in a Chinese epic about the ancient Chinese kingdom?

tem said...

i thought tigers might have something better than knees.

Keith S said...

Boats weren't invented last year.

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

i just had to talk a field rep through making a Favorite. then he asked me what he should name it... in detail.

it was apparently a huge concern..

isiah thomas said...

I hope you told him to name it "IDGAF"

tem said...

did the field rep know 1300 X 116 ?

tem said...

ancient china should not have gas powered boats that explode on collision.

tem said...

is freak waiting to poach older?

tem said...

older

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