Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Too bad I was asleep

So the Pens pulled it out in triple OT. I did not see the end of the game, but I saw some good hockey, well at least entertaining hockey. I watched the end of the 3rd period and the first and second OTs then went to bed. Fluery (Pens goalie) made some awesome saves, Osgood (Wings goalie) did not have to work near as hard. Anyway, it was a great game and I am glad I watched a good bit of it. Too bad I did not see the end. 2 things though before I stop talking about hockey. 1) Sykora apparently tapped on the glass and told the announcers he was going to score the game winner. (Or so said the announcer during the game) And then he did (or so says the WWL). Albeit he scored it about a whole period later, but he basically called his shot. 2) Why was I entertained by a hockey game where there was no scoring, but I hate soccer for the exact same reason?? I think it is because they don't flop as much. And when they do they don't roll around on the ice in fake pain for 20 seconds then get up and sprint.

David Ortiz to the DL, I guess Blue tried to trade for him. Blue is a bastard like that.

It is "Holier Than Thou." Not "Holier Then Now", or "Holier Than Though." It is a shortened form of Holier Than Thou Art. As in Rev believes he is Holier Than Thou Art. You don't need to capitalize all the letters though, I am just doing that because I want to.

Now Alou would have caught the Bartman ball....Damn piss hands, make up your mind!

The next UFC thing in England looks horrid. Not CBS Elite X horrid, but horrid. I'm not sure there is one fight I will want to watch. Of course I will, but that's not the point.

Sharapova is annoying as hell to watch play tennis. She makes waaayyy too much noise. I'd wreck her, but if I got the chance I would totally bring earplugs. She has to be extremely loud in the sack. Anyway, I am glad she lost in the French Open. By the By, "The French Open" would be a good name for a porn.

So I watched The Golden Compass last night. I gotta admit it was not a bad movie. I was fairly entertained. Obviously take that with a grain of salt because I am entertained by Necessary Roughness and Grease 2. Anyway, I noticed a couple things whilst watching it. 1) Nicole Kidman does in fact have a rocking body. Damn. I would wreck that six ways from Sunday. 2) This was a kids movie but during a bear fight one bear knocked the jaw clear off of the other bear. WFT? He knocked his whole fucking jaw off...Wow. Best CGI bear fight ever.

I also watched Baby Mama this weekend, it was OK. It had its moments.

It is a movie heavy post today. Movie review of a movie tem has never seen:

Boogie Nights

This movie is a sequel the the classic Harlem Nights. It is set in the town of Boogie and is basically Eddie Murphy just seeing how many times he can say "fuck" and still get an R rating. I believe he tops ten thousand. I've never seen Harlem Nights either, but irregardless I am going to say Harlem was better than Boogie because Boogie was just Eddie Murphy mailing it in for a check. Of course I have heard that Heather Graham gets full frontal for all of this movie, so maybe it is awesome. Really you shouldn't be axing me, I have never even seen it.

2 helmet stickers out of 5.

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blue said...

i watched the end of the hockey game, true story

blue said...

the rockies still suck

blue said...

full frontal for Heather Graham was good but brief

tem said...

brief full frontal is disappointing.

blue said...

lots of HG tit action in this movie

blue said...

i should go to work for fleshofthestars.com

El Padrino said...

i think i just read a hockey post

tem said...

tem has never seen that movie.

tem said...

was it based on that song?

tem said...

todays post was hockey and movies mostly.

topics tem knows little about.

tem said...

coming back a day after you were sick is always a tough TPS day.

iamPresidentCharley said...

damn you, red wings.

El Padrino said...

the real boogie nights was awesome

tem said...

"the real boogie nights was awesome"

is there a fake one?

blue said...

it was a great movie, but marky mark was a horrible actor at that time...not that he's gotten much better.

but John C. Reilly, Don Cheadle, Burt Reynolds, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, Heather Graham...berry good cast

tem said...

other than HG i could not have named 1 person in BN

El Padrino said...

"is there a fake one?"

yeah, the one you reviewed

JFreak said...

It's raining.

El Padrino said...

"John C. Reilly, Don Cheadle, Burt Reynolds, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, William H. Macy, Heather Graham..."

dont forget Pachanga

blue said...

is that the mexican guy that was in traffic too?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Really mize? You buy your boys gifts when you go on vacation?"


1 was an $80 Tiger Woods shirt(wedding gift), and then some other shit. They've all gotten me some shit from Vegas so, I returned the favor. Got deluxe a "The Chronic" & a "Doggfather" pint glass.

blue said...

you had to go to vegas to get those shot glasses?

El Padrino said...

"is that the mexican guy that was in traffic too?"

yes but Pachanga became famous in Carlito's Way

blue said...

never saw Carlito's way

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"other than HG i could not have named 1 person in BN"


Tem never ceases to amaze me.

El Padrino said...

"never saw Carlito's way"

Benny Blanco from the bronx...
this movie is a must see for all

sean penn, al pacino

teriffic movie

blue said...

"Tem never ceases to amaze me"

TWSS?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"you had to go to vegas to get those shot glasses?"

pint glasses

blue said...

oh, pint glasses, well that esplains it

The 8th Letter said...

"Now Alou would have caught the Bartman ball....Damn piss hands, make up your mind!"

tem pulling some cumfastery

The 8th Letter said...

"never saw Carlito's way"

hang your head in shame

tem said...

i mean i have heard of those people, but i could not have told you who was in the movie.

tem said...

"tem pulling some cumfastery"

it is temfastery when i do it.

tem said...

obviously i too have not seen carlitos way.

tem said...

pint glasses are shot glasses in Wisc.

they can drink there.

El Padrino said...

please watch it

El Padrino said...

i think T mentioned layoffs last night...

my firm is moving jobs to jacksonville, employees have until November (unless they get asked to go)

thankfully, my dept is deemed critical enough to stay

blue said...

"please watch it"

I will, but only because you said "please"

The 8th Letter said...

"Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again."

The 8th Letter said...

and Penelope Ann Miller looks pretty good in Carlito's Way

El Padrino said...

"Officials say Hillary Clinton will acknowledge tonight that Barack Obama has the delegates for the Democratic presidential nomination."

now go away

El Padrino said...

hulks son hates solitary confinement

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Chase Fucking Utley.



Just sayin'.

tem said...

she'll acknowledge it but still won't give up.

blue said...

she will file a lawsuit, but it won't be her filing it, it will be the "people of michigan and florida".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Car plowing into bike race comments are cracking me up @ deadspin.

blue said...

i'm pissed, i was going to go to the rockies game on saturday and get my tulo bobblehead, but now we have "plans" with some of our friends.

fuck that.

tem said...

why aren't the plans going to a game?

El Padrino said...

you had tickets or was gonna buy them that day?

blue said...

"you had tickets or was gonna buy them that day?"

I was going to buy them that day, so i'm not out any cash, or else i'd be going anyway

blue said...

"why aren't the plans going to a game?"

because they want to see the kid, and she can't go to a game for 4 hours out in the sun yet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm pissed, i was going to go to the rockies game on saturday and get my tulo bobblehead, but now we have "plans" with some of our friends."


Fuck that shit. You had plans first. Fuck 'em. Haul your happy ass to the yard.

blue said...

we tried taking her to the zoo on friday, big mistake.

she doesn't care about the zoo anyway...stupid grandparents

blue said...

"Fuck that shit. You had plans first. Fuck 'em. Haul your happy ass to the yard."

i'm still trying to mills my way out of it...but i had holes in my baseball plans like I didn't have anybody else going yet, nor did I have tickets.

blue said...

Flip Fired in Deeeee-Troit Basket-ball

tem said...

"i'm still trying to mills my way out of it..."

hilarity.

tem said...

when the fuck is game 1 of the NBA thing? i cared two days ago, but now not so much.

blue said...

not until thursday tem

blue said...

"Clinton not ready to admit defeat, official tells CNN"


great

blue said...

the bike race incident that meiz was talking about earlier

El Padrino said...

that bike race link

god bless mexican beer

El Padrino said...

tommydee21

mookie10

ESPN insider ID if anyone wants to use it

isiah thomas said...

watchagonnadobrotherwhensolitaryconfinementgetsaholdofyou?

blue said...

did anyone else see the pictures of linda hogan's new boyfriend? He's 19 and looks a lot like Nick.


so hulk is dating a chick that looks like brooke, and linda is dating a dude that looks like nick...

they are one fucked up family

isiah thomas said...

watchagonnadobrotherwhensolitaryconfinement

getsaholdofyou?

boo

El Padrino said...

I keep getting this email. Weird.

"We are pleased to announce to you the draw of the BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY Online Program held on the 27th of May, 2008 and you have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £290,000.00 (Two Hundred and Ninety Thousand Great British Pounds) in cash credited to file: 20511465463/7644 of the Lottery."

Please contact the agent below via email for your payment:
Name: Nigel Robinson
Email: nigelrobin@live.co.uk
Tel: +44 704 5722566

Yours faithfully,
Cecilia Moore (Mrs).
Your Online Co-ordinator (BRITISH LOTTERY) SWEEPSTAKE PROGRAMME.

blue said...

pac-10 poon gets that email a lot

blue said...

nigel never writes back though

El Padrino said...

i just delete it everytime

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1. The Unhealthiest Drink In America
Baskin Robbin's Large Heath Bar Shake (32. oz)
2,310 calories, 266 grams of sugar, 108 grams of fat
73 ingredients go into this milk shake.
66 teaspoons of sugar.
11 health bars equal the calories in this shake
8-12 minutes to consume this drink.
240 minutes on a treadmill running at a moderate pace to burn it off.

blue said...

11 heath bars and 66 teaspoons of sugar?

ouch

Spaceman Spiff said...

deke wouldnt be able to finish that drink

El Padrino said...

that's right up your alley deke

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wouldn't have that shake just on principle.

For a bet? maybe.

El Padrino said...

kill bill 2 poster is sweet

blue said...

if you're in your mid 40's and still refer to your father as "daddy" there is definitely something wrong with you

Keith S said...

Nicole Kidman is gross

blue said...

so's your face

Keith S said...

Good one, freak

blue said...

your mom's a freak

blue said...

NEXT

El Padrino said...

deke, the trade

Keith S said...

I was wondering about this the other day



(SSSSSSSSSSSS)

JFreak said...

I haven't watched first season of The Office forever.

blue said...

"boom boom boom lets go back to my room, we can do it all night, we can do it all right"

tem said...

gross this retard.

her body is tight.

El Padrino said...

i'm eating leftover filet mignon

gangster

tem said...

from keith's link:

"Eight Belles will be interred at the Kentucky Derby Museum,"


I'm not gonna lie, I have to look up what interred means.

My guess is "entered" but said with a southern accent.

tem said...

nope it means buried.

El Padrino said...

oh jesus tem

blue said...

interred >>> D-

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Motherfuck. I just realized that going up north is going to cause me to miss the Midseason draft and the Pavlik fight. Fucking shit. Now I'm pissed.

blue said...

meiz is so pissed, he's not going to talk in the 3rd person anymore

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm not even gonna bother pre-ranking players for the draft.

blue said...

mid-season what now?

tem said...

i'm not ranking anything for the midseason draft.

but i am going to make 1 roster move a day.

and bitch about my draft too.

blue said...

what pick do i have?

El Padrino said...

"Slice currently lives with his family in Miami, and is the father of six children: three girls and three boys. His first two sons are named Kevin, and the third is named Kevlar. His three daughters are named Kassandra, Kiara, & Kevina. Slice is engaged."

Animals that start with the letter "K" for $200 Alex.

tem said...

50 top paid atheletes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kevlar.


No comment.

tem said...

except they spelt it right.

isiah thomas said...

I think Slice went to Da U on an academic scholarship.

ns

El Padrino said...

A Kimboism.


"Sean Gannon has been called out by Kimbo Slice to a rematch. Kimbo says that "I would literally give my left nut, but I wouldn't tell nobody, to fight this guy again. Cause this fight is owed to me, just for the simple fact of how the fight went down. Now that I know what I know it's only fair that he sign with Showtime and we make this shit happen. It's only fair. If he duttin do it, Gannon you a bitch. I'm callin' you out, lets do this. Sign the contract, stop bitching, lets run it"

isiah thomas said...

I just realized that going up north is

up north = O Canada, eh?

you are already up north

El Padrino said...

"I think Slice went to Da U on an academic scholarship.

ns"


troof.

tem said...

golfers get ridiculous endorsement dollars.

phil mick = lebron X 2

tem said...

give or take 3 mil.

isiah thomas said...

"RichGannon has been called out by Kimbo Slice to a rematch. Kimbo says that "I would literally give my left nut, but I wouldn't tell nobody, to fight this guy again. Cause this fight is owed to me, just for the simple fact of how the fight went down. Now that I know what I know it's only fair that he sign with Showtime and we make this shit happen. It's only fair. If he duttin do it, Gannon you a bitch. I'm callin' you out, lets do this. Sign the contract, stop bitching, lets run it"

*Fixed

Slice lost a lot of money on the Raiders in the SB that one year.

tem said...

who is sean gannon?

blue said...

"phil mick = lebron X 2"

lebron doesn't wear a billboard for his clothes during the game

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"up north = O Canada, eh?

you are already up north"

No, not Canadia. Lakewood, WI.


Official website 4upnorth.com

blue said...

"who is sean gannon?"

the love child of sean salibury and rich gannon...from their time in Minnesota.

tem said...

"the love child of sean salibury and rich gannon...from their time in Minnesota."

sadly this was going to be my fake answer to my own question.

tem said...

"lebron doesn't wear a billboard for his clothes during the game"

still, phil mick = lebron X 2.


times two??? nfw. that is silly. golfers get too much endorsement money. jim furyk gets as much as lebron (almost).

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who is sean gannon?"

Big white cop. The only one to have beaten Kimbo.

El Padrino said...

Gannon

tem said...

well he gets half as much. my WV math is off.

tem said...

Sean The Cannon Gannon.

tem said...

i didn't know we were talking about that Sean Gannon.

tem said...

The Cannon kilt lov.

tem said...

Dana White (UFC prez) says he would put Slice up against BJ Penn.

Penn is good, but that 100lb weight differential (Penn fights at 155) would be too much, Slice would kill him.

Pretty much any UFC light heavy weight and up would beat up Slice though.

tem said...

the good people in the office saved me cake from yesterday.


mmmm cake.

tem said...

byebye Flip.

is he the next Phoenix coach?

tem said...

Rest Easy Bengals Fan:

Am I coming back? Of course I am," Johnson said while standing in front of his Davie, Fla., home. He had been acting as the editor-in-chief of ESPN The Magazine's second annual Revenge of the Jocks issue. He made the comments on May 23.

"I told my coaches I'm going to California to act, but the truth is I may come back to the Bengals as early as June," Johnson said.

"I may be crazy but I'm not stupid."

tem said...

WWL has a is Manny or Griffey Jr. better thing going on.

Is that even close?

tem said...

El Tardo mag article is out.

Surprise it is about the Celts and Lakers.

tem said...

NASCAR survivor pool 2 started last week. Only 4 people went out.

tem said...

700$ is at stake.

pool 1 was worth 880$ or so, but that was with rebuys. rebuys might push this one up over 900$

tem said...

man if i wanted to i could almost set a record here.

tem said...

its like there is a wall trying to be built, but i am stopping it.

tem said...

eff you wall

tem said...

wwl has a madden 09 critique out months before the game releases.

tem said...

i'll say it again, good hockey game yesterday.

blue said...

"WWL has a is Manny or Griffey Jr. better thing going on.

Is that even close?"


no, it's not close, and not up for debate.

blue said...

lunchtime

tem said...

yahoo! has a where are idol losers now thing going on.

El Padrino said...

cake would be good right about now

tem said...

blue likes manny.

El Padrino said...

Junior fo sho

El Padrino said...

time to surf wiki

tem said...

manny vs junior debate, i really cant believe wwl puts such a thing up.

wait, yes i can.

tem said...

from El Tardo's article:

"Making matters worse, the LA Lakers was the dumbest team name for nearly 20 years, until the Jazz relocated to Utah. If you root for the Lakers, you not only implicitly support nonsensical team names, you've helped to desecrate Minnesota sports. "

hi eltardo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mike & the Mad Dog allegedly just mentioned Hall for Heilman possibilities.



Hall asked for a trade yesterday.

isiah thomas said...

sources say Terry Porter is going to be the next coach. This was pre-Flip firing though.

El Padrino said...

Hall asked for a trade yesterday.

if they can anything for heilman at this point i'd be ok with it

he'd work great with Mota

isiah thomas said...

NASCAR survivor pool

explain this please.

isiah thomas said...

NASCAR Pool 2008 is off to a bit of a rough start for me (defending champ).

10 people - all paid up though unlike last year.

currently I'm in 7th but I haven't used the 18 or 88 - most people have almost exhausted them.

I ♥ NASCAR Pools.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if they can anything for heilman at this point i'd be ok with it"

Yeah, I don't exactly want Heilman on my team either.

Keith S said...

"Too bad I was asleep"

TWSS

tem said...

NASCAR survivor pool:

pick a driver, if he finishes in the top 15 you survive. if he doesn't you are out.

you can only pick a driver once.

sometimes people do it as your driver has to finish in the top 10.


i won the first half pool (spilt pot with another guy).

El Padrino said...

"I ♥ NASCAR Pools."

*blank stare*

Keith S said...

On this day in 1932...

The New York Yankees first baseman Lou Gehrig became the first player in modern baseball history to club four home runs in a game as he led the Yanks to a 20-113 victory over the Athletics at Philadelphia's Shibe Park.

TP missed the game because he had bingo that night.

tem said...

i am surprised el pad does not like NASCAR pools. Gambling is right up his alley.

isiah thomas said...
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tem said...

20-113 sounds like a loss.

and 113 runs has to be a record.

isiah thomas said...

He looks determined without being ruthless, something heroic in this man, there’s a courage about him, doesn’t look like a killer, comes across so calm, acts like he has a dream, full of passion.

You don’t trust me huh?

Well you know why.

I do, we’re not supposed to trust anyone in our profession anyway.


name this rap intro.

isiah thomas said...

never heard of that tem but it sounds fun.

ns

Keith S said...

"20-113 sounds like a loss.

and 113 runs has to be a record."

You didn't account for inflation

Keith S said...

I like nap this rap intro better

tem said...

survivor pool is fun. first round lasted about 8 weeks.

i bet this one lasts longer.

El Padrino said...

Wu...Incarcerated Scarfaces

El Padrino said...

"i am surprised el pad does not like NASCAR pools. Gambling is right up his alley."

know zero about nascar

zero

Keith S said...

"know zero about nascar

zero"


That's not a bad thing

isiah thomas said...

I like nap this rap intro better

it's hook-da-hook


*dickhead

isiah thomas said...

well done EP.

fucking classic

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fucking bored

El Padrino said...

ima wu freak

El Padrino said...

i think liquid swords has the best intros/stories

tem said...

"know zero about nascar

zero"

that doesn't stop you from gambling on other things does it?

tem said...

db. wbz.

tem said...

did steve die?

tem said...

lots of deaths lately.

Keith S said...

He only comes around during NCAABB season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"ima wu freak"

I am not.

El Padrino said...

"that doesn't stop you from gambling on other things does it?"

yes it does, i dont gamble on shit i dont know

Keith S said...

Maybe you should

blue said...

fucking moolie

blue said...

maybe the nuggets could hire flip next summer.

I wonder if chicago is pissed because they hired DC before flip became available.

blue said...

terry porter might not leave the deeeee-troit bench now

Keith S said...

If a team wants to win in the playoffs, they should probably avoid Flip

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fucking moolie"

thejayblue?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"If a team wants to win in the playoffs, they should probably avoid Flip"

And Terry Porter

tem said...

and avery johnson.

tem said...

hire avery for the regular season and phil for the playoffs.

Keith S said...

Phil already has a job

blue said...

phil helmuth?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Mickelson?

blue said...

Phil de latardo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Trade rejected

blue said...

phillie phanatic?

blue said...

*Phil E. Phanatic

El Padrino said...

was it because Zimmy went on the dl, cuz we can work around that

Keith S said...

Serial killer or computer programmer?

blue said...

*Phil Leotardo

Spaceman Spiff said...

keeley bazongas

boobies

Keith S said...

Phil D. Nutz

blue said...

I ♥ keeley

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"was it because Zimmy went on the dl, cuz we can work around that"

I'm just cooling off on trading a guy that hits right in the middle of that Braves lineup.

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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