Friday, June 20, 2008

♦ on my neck

I saw the best jazz ensemble band in the world in the subway on the way home yesterday. This is what makes NYC so great. That and instead of one or two good pizza joints we have 6 or 7. Hundred. We also have the biggest rats you ever seen. I saw one the other day on the subway tracks and I could have sworn is was a armadillo. Even though there are no armadillos in NYC, it was that big. TWSS.

Your my ♦ girl. YES.YES.


I want to swim in a pool of Peroni.


If I had period blood on my pants I'd freeaaaaakk out. Like for real yo.


Dave Matthews Band is awful deke. Stop it.


I would like a house in Ocean City, MD. A Condo on South Beach. A lake house on Lake Michigan. A cabin somewhere in the Pacific Northwest and, and a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas., Mexico. That is living phat.


One of my uncles is a big shot at Credit Suisse. He makes 1.2MM a year not including whatever sick bonus he gets. How sick is that. Could happen to me. EVERYDAY I"M HUSTLIN', EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'.


Betting baseball is somewhat easy. My wife wont let me have a gun. I saw that coming.


Remember how awesome the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were? Fucking loved those dudes.


Anyway there were no sports yesterday. Tiger had a small procedure done today. He had to get one nut removed. Apparentely he had three nuts. Which explains why he's been so good and why he bagged such a scorching hot woman. Doctors say the third nut symdrome or "Tres Testes" occurs when black men have sex with Asian woman. Totally didn't know that.

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Beth said...

Boobs.

Citizen of Titletown said...

tittays

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

get em

blue said...

and there you go

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

squeeze em

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

motorboat them sons of bitches

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

today is cleaning day. nice.

tem said...

wow boobs, good post and two new names.

banner day.

tem said...

we should enter that google space race contest.

tem said...

boss is away and i have to do all of his work.

he left me lots of loose ends to tie up.

and it is friday.

wft.

El Padrino said...

what an asshole

El Padrino said...

h stop it

blue said...

when did H move to Green Bay?

El Padrino said...

whatyoutalkingboutwills

hahahahaaa

El Padrino said...

the title should be ♦ on my neck

and your a ♦ girl in the post

El Padrino said...

i feel ill

happy hour today baby!

El Padrino said...

diamonds arent working

fuck you blogger

H said...

just trying to ruffle some feathers

blue said...

diamonds are working for me

blue said...

must be an IE thing because they work fine in firefox...but are broken in Explorer...fucking microsoft.

Beth said...

tem, how was v-ball against efmtem's team last night?

blue said...

dead

blue said...

can it really be called a "100 year flood" if it's happened twice in the last 15 years?

wouldn't that be a "15 year flood"?

H said...

"wouldn't that be a "15 year flood"?"

Good point

blue said...

sonuvabitch

tem said...

"tem, how was v-ball against efmtem's team last night?"

we lost the first game, but won the next two, so we were victorious.

big win. i haven't tried that hard in a "sporting event" in 10 years.

tem said...

ftr my boss is a saint.

smialek316 said...

BOSTON IS THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! 17 CHAMPIONS FOR THE CELTICS BABY!!! EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN DANCING ON CELTIC'S GRAVES FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!! NOW HE CELTICS ARE BACK, AND YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
57,58,59,61,62.63,64,65,66,68,69,7476,81,84,86,2008!!!!

blue said...

moron

H said...

that was not me

blue said...

hey smialek, take your jew propoganda and get out of here

blue said...

do you know that guy H?

like is he your "drummer"

blue said...

your "little drummer boy"?

blue said...

i wasn't sure if he was listing championship years, or showing the quality of edumacation in the Boston schools...his counting skills < d-

H said...

shamoff lemming?

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

the first of 7 seals?

we can only hope.

blue said...

H has a gig tonight. cumfast is excited to see his band in person

blue said...

kobe wants traded

H said...

"H has a gig tonight. cumfast is excited to see his band in person"

he would be escorted out

blue said...

even if he paid his 5$ at the door?

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

are there any good drink specials tonight? ..Beth?

El Padrino said...

Willie discusses the whacking

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a friend that was born with three nuts.


He also has Crohns

El Padrino said...

my boss is like a hemorroid today

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

"I have a friend that was born with three nuts.

He also has Crohns"

and 3rd strike is that he's from WI.

blue said...

"I have a friend that was born with three nuts."


here come the tall tales again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"BOSTON IS THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! 17 CHAMPIONS FOR THE CELTICS BABY!!! EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN DANCING ON CELTIC'S GRAVES FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!! NOW HE CELTICS ARE BACK, AND YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
57,58,59,61,62.63,64,65,66,68,69,7476,81,84,86,2008!!!"


Moron.

El Padrino said...

Tres Testes!

Keith S said...

Boston is the worse city on earth. And in the world.

El Padrino said...

YEAH!

Keith S said...

How was the couch, EP?

blue said...

tim couch was a good QB

El Padrino said...

neck hurts but the breeze coming through the front winda's was great

very snug

El Padrino said...

i actually fell asleep in front of the computer on the chair


NS

what a loser right?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"hey smialek, take your jew propoganda and get out of here"


YES! Blitler's back!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Slow Friday so far

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

EP, u were banished to the couch/chair?

blue said...

"YES! Blitler's back!"

in his profile, he said he disliked deragatory or racist things

blue said...

"I very much dislike people that are prejudice, or hold racist viewpoints"

blue said...

he was ingnant

blue said...

*ignant

isiah thomas said...

you motor-boatin son-of-a-bitch!

how were they??? are they built for speed or comfort?

isiah thomas said...

I very much dislike people

this is proper grammar for a jew.......or yoda.

isiah thomas said...

CYE a couple nights ago was about Larry trying to schmoooze up to the jew guy who heads the liver transplant board.

Larry was talking extra jewish and making jew sounds when the guy would talk - total hilarity.

"WHERE ARE THE MILKEN (sp) PLATES?!?!?"

El Padrino said...

"EP, u were banished to the couch/chair?"

fell asleep on chair, woke up after almost falling off the chair, went to bedroom, banged my knee on the dresser drawer that she left open (probably on purpose) that noise woke her up, and she started talking nonsense so i just grabbed my pillow and went on the couch

so in short i guess

El Padrino said...

then this morning she called me and wanted to know if it was ok to have some friends over later, she said we would have margaritas and tacos and whatnot

i laughed cuz she doesnt know we will need more tequilla now

then she called back and noticed we will nned more tequilla

it was funny (to me)

Keith S said...

Good story

El Padrino said...

and unlike a meiz story that one was troof

blue said...

TWGKS

blue said...

the rockies miss Johan again...jeez a lou

isiah thomas said...

yeah if that was a Pecos Deke story it woulda read something like this:

"so after pregame shoot around, me and GK went out to get tacos. I told him how I drank 3 bottles of fleischmann's the night before and fell asleep standing up - but my eyes were open so it was cool. Then he asked if I wanted to hang out after the game but I told him I couldn't bc me and Deluxe were going over to Robin Yount's house - bc its poker night at RY's."

El Padrino said...

fucking hilarity zeke

El Padrino said...

zeke RJ and Moose today

we got no wins out of Kaz, Johan, & Joba...wft

El Padrino said...

and i am NOT starting weaver in Philly on sunday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How many SPs does EP have?

jeez-a-loo!

isiah thomas said...

RJ is due for a win.

isiah thomas said...

and the Reds blow so Moose should be set as well.

blue said...

"RJ is due for a win."

except that the d-bags suck lately

blue said...

"and the Reds blow so Moose should be set as well."

I would normally agree, but the reds are pitching volquez

blue said...

look at that, the rockies are out of the cellar..

at least until they lose to the METS tonight

blue said...

they were debating on the radio the other day about whether this champeeniship makes paul pierce a HoFer.


fuck that...now if he goes out and is a superstar for the next 5 years, ok.

but just the fact that he couldn't will his team to the playoffs by himself(ala lebron)ends all discussion

El Padrino said...

"A Bronx woman who was involved in a Las Vegas brawl that police say NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones' incited has been found dead."

interesting

isiah thomas said...

bleu disagrees EP - take them out of the lineup



UBER S

El Padrino said...

yeah, right away

isiah thomas said...

saw that EP - said she might have been thrown off an apartment building.


ahahahahahahah, whore.

Keith S said...

I'll be down to 5 DL spots tonight.

Keith S said...

Tulo's back

El Padrino said...

deke how do you drop a guy that will drive in 100 runs for Russel Branyan?

*i realize branyan has hit like 10 hr's in 21 at bats but still

blue said...

"bleu disagrees EP - take them out of the lineup"

i didn't say take them out of the lineup, just that they're not "locks" for a W

Keith S said...

I really want to drop Francoeur

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke how do you drop a guy that will drive in 100 runs for Russel Branyan?"

Ibanez isn't OPSing for shit & and his BA is crap.

blue said...

the mariners might not score 100 runs the rest of the season

El Padrino said...

i guess

blue said...

tem should trade me brandon webb

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What a day we're having

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I bet you could get Webb for Torii

blue said...

"I bet you could get Webb for Torii"

that's kinda what I was thinking. A package with torii and maybe juan pierre would be enough (s)

tem said...

i bet not

tem said...

i worked a lot today.

sadness.

tem said...

wall?

tem said...

smialek316 is cool.

tem said...

schilling done. thank jesus.

blue said...

lunch

tem said...

zeke, brooke hogan is looking for work on myspace. maybe you can find 'her' a job to do.

iamwhatwilliswastalkinbout said...

got an old skool Blue Jays fitted hat as part of my going away.. nice!

tem said...

ib. ybz.

tem said...

oh nm, maybe i am not bored.

meiz will entertain.

tem said...

and by meiz i mean iam.

isiah thomas said...

I know what'll liven this place up:

It'SsSsSsSsSsS

FrIdAy!!!111!!!!!111!11!!!!!1111!!

tem said...

you got a potluck and loot?

they must have really liked you there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Not sure if anybody's aware of this site, but its pretty damn cool.

I like it a lot.




::Gump voice::

isiah thomas said...

I recently bought a sweet Mt. Dew Amp hat, green up front, mesh gray in back - stretch fit.

isiah thomas said...

the tag says "One size fits most"

NFW that thing would fit over Fathead's noggin.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

So Iam gets a promotion and promptly decides to skip town. Interesting.


Does Iam's moving mean no more LoV?

isiah thomas said...

I’m like ecstasy for ladies, I’m like all races combined in one man, like the ’99 summer jam.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke likes Mt Dew enough to buy their apparel?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1982...

Tom Watson chipped in from off the green on the 71st hole at Pebble Beach and beat Jack Nicklaus in a dramatic U.S. Open championship.

tem said...

TP's grandson held the flag.

isiah thomas said...

it's actually a Dale Jr.

I'm not a #88 fan at all but the hat is cool looking and has little in the way of nascar stuff on it.

Keith S said...

"got an old skool Blue Jays fitted hat as part of my going away.. nice!"

If weez was here, he'd ask why you didn't get a Blue Jays beanie

But thank God he's not

isiah thomas said...

it's actually a Dale Jr. hat

fixed

and Mt. Dew is delicious.

never tried amp though.

tem said...

promotion then skipping town and still getting a pot luck and loot baffles me.

iam must be the all american boy in that office.

Keith S said...

"I like it a lot.


::Gump voice::"


Gump didn't say that. Lloyd Christmas did.

Keith S said...

Nevermind. I guess LC said "you", not "it"

tem said...

gump said everything.

and was at every major historical event since 1955 or something.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Close enough for me

Keith S said...

"gump said everything.

and was at every major historical event since 1955 or something."

How would you know that?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cito Gaston is back in Toronto. Awesome.

tem said...

it was in my history book.

tem said...

forrest gump was the answer to all the history questions.

Keith S said...

Like you had history class in WV.

tem said...

we had a "history of the coal mines" class.

tem said...

and "history of WVU sports"


*sports meaning football and basketball.

tem said...

history of mary lou retton too.

tem said...

i have no clue how to spell her last name.

Keith S said...

I'm disappointed drunktem wasn't in AD last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm disappointed drunktem wasn't in AD last night."


Me too. I was devastated.

Keith S said...

Maybe he hooked it up w/ efmtem after the beatdown.

tem said...

family was in town, so no thursday drunk tem.

tem said...

meeting

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Meetings must suck.

Keith S said...

Not if they have free food

Keith S said...

I have a $100 gift card to Home Depot & a 25% off coupon. I think I'll make a trip over there tomorrow.

Keith S said...

Some dude just walked by wearing a blue ribbon pinned to his shirt that says "Birthday Boy". Wow.

isiah thomas said...

try to squeeze in a trip to BBB if you have time.

isiah thomas said...

I'm pretty sure that gives you permission to punch him in the face.

isiah thomas said...

haven't heard any "it's friday's" today but one guy did drop a "living the dream."

Keith S said...

"try to squeeze in a trip to BBB if you have time."

I have to try on tuxedos. Will that work instead?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Some dude just walked by wearing a blue ribbon pinned to his shirt that says "Birthday Boy". Wow."

Did you call him a queer?

Keith S said...

"Did you call him a queer?"

I thought that was reserved for you?

El Padrino said...

"I have to try on tuxedos. Will that work instead?"

I dont know what this means? Just pick it out, wft you trying on?

Get measured. Pick the style.

Leave.

El Padrino said...

gollum looking at map of florida
another guy passes by, stops, laughs, says : "looks like a big penis", laughs more.

I know, i'm loading the pistol now.

Keith S said...

"Get measured. Pick the style.

Leave."

That's what I'm planning on. But she wants brown/blue as colors, so I want to make sure the dark brown tux they have doesn't make me look like Ron Burgandy.

Keith S said...

I thought the wife nixed the pistol

isiah thomas said...

"Keef and fmkeef have written their own vows, keef...."

Keef : "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN...."

Keith S said...

hilarity

Keith S said...

tem
::blank stare::

isiah thomas said...

keef - wedding quesssstion:

how much of the whole deal are you and fmkeef paying for personally?

Keith S said...

"how much of the whole deal are you and fmkeef paying for personally?"

100%

El Padrino said...

jesus blue and brown

Keith S said...

Which sucks. But her dad has an alphagraphics, so we aren't paying for any of the invites, and my cousin is a photographer, so we aren't paying for that. Gotta cut as many corners as possible.

Keith S said...

"jesus blue and brown"

She mentioned orange & blue once, but I told her no way.


NS

blue said...

expreeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss yurself

El Padrino said...

dont let the 100% fool you though zeke

his cousin is the dj
he knows the caetring guy
there will be no booze, just beer and wine
fmkeef's uncle is the limos or something like that

he's like a walking discount

*i dont frown upon any of it, jus sayin*

blue said...

i tried to get a broncos cake for our wedding as the "grooms cake" or whatnot, but that didn't go over very well.

El Padrino said...

"She mentioned orange & blue once, but I told her no way."

Are you marrying a Puerto Rican or a "Island Girl"?

Keith S said...

Total we'll end up paying will be around $15k

Keith S said...

"Are you marrying a Puerto Rican or a "Island Girl"?"

No. She wants it different. Whatever

isiah thomas said...

I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal.

isiah thomas said...

keef if you don't mind me axing - ballpark what are you looking out of pocket for the whole deal.

isiah thomas said...

ah, I see.

Keith S said...

"I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal."

I was too. But apparently her parents told each of the kids "we'll give you a choice. We'll pay for your college or wedding". Selfish kids.

blue said...

weddings aren't as expensive as divorce though, you pay for that shit the rest of your life

blue said...

that's an easy choice, i'd pay for college, you can get loans at like 4%

blue said...

fucking rain delays

Keith S said...

"that's an easy choice, i'd pay for college, you can get loans at like 4%"

They are pretty spoiled kids though, so they don't think about shit like that. I give her a hard time about her parents not paying for it, and she always comes back with they paid for college. I told her I paid for my own college, so does that mean I don't have to pay for this?

blue said...

time for some paperboy

Keith S said...

Ditty? Or the game?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"But she wants brown/blue as colors"

Would you like to borrow the time masheen to go back to 1978?


My parents went with brown & pink. Puke.

Keith S said...

"Would you like to borrow the time masheen to go back to 1978?"

I was going to axe you about that...

blue said...

tha game, no ditty

Keith S said...

I forgot to check the NES games last night

El Padrino said...

paperboy on Gameboy is classic

blue said...

paperboy is hard

Keith S said...

haven't you ever seen that one movie Kids?
no but I seen that porno that's on nubiest

Keith S said...

"paperboy is hard"

TWSS

El Padrino said...

rev's dying

El Padrino said...

great twss use

Keith S said...

"rev's dying"

Wha?

El Padrino said...

his latest blog entry

tem said...

"but one guy did drop a "living the dream.""

i hate that saying. did i ever mention that?

tem said...

"tem
::blank stare::"

tem has seen anchorman.

tem said...

"I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal."

temgagements are sort of like this but then you have to write a check later that may or may not be cashed.

Keith S said...

Apparently smialek316 is rev's friend

tem said...

RIP rev.

Keith S said...

Newer is work today

tem said...

when i have to fill out a form on family medical history i have to check off every box on it.

Keith S said...

HR Dye

tem said...

cancer, stroke, heart, brain crap, you name it, either my mom, dad, grandparents or great grand parents had it.

tem said...

older

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