I saw the best jazz ensemble band in the world in the subway on the way home yesterday. This is what makes NYC so great. That and instead of one or two good pizza joints we have 6 or 7. Hundred. We also have the biggest rats you ever seen. I saw one the other day on the subway tracks and I could have sworn is was a armadillo. Even though there are no armadillos in NYC, it was that big. TWSS.
Your my ♦ girl. YES.YES.
I want to swim in a pool of Peroni.
If I had period blood on my pants I'd freeaaaaakk out. Like for real yo.
Dave Matthews Band is awful deke. Stop it.
I would like a house in Ocean City, MD. A Condo on South Beach. A lake house on Lake Michigan. A cabin somewhere in the Pacific Northwest and, and a timeshare in Cabo San Lucas., Mexico. That is living phat.
One of my uncles is a big shot at Credit Suisse. He makes 1.2MM a year not including whatever sick bonus he gets. How sick is that. Could happen to me. EVERYDAY I"M HUSTLIN', EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'.
Betting baseball is somewhat easy. My wife wont let me have a gun. I saw that coming.
Remember how awesome the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were? Fucking loved those dudes.
Anyway there were no sports yesterday. Tiger had a small procedure done today. He had to get one nut removed. Apparentely he had three nuts. Which explains why he's been so good and why he bagged such a scorching hot woman. Doctors say the third nut symdrome or "Tres Testes" occurs when black men have sex with Asian woman. Totally didn't know that.
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tittays
get em
and there you go
squeeze em
motorboat them sons of bitches
today is cleaning day. nice.
wow boobs, good post and two new names.
banner day.
we should enter that google space race contest.
boss is away and i have to do all of his work.
he left me lots of loose ends to tie up.
and it is friday.
wft.
what an asshole
h stop it
when did H move to Green Bay?
whatyoutalkingboutwills
hahahahaaa
the title should be ♦ on my neck
and your a ♦ girl in the post
i feel ill
happy hour today baby!
diamonds arent working
fuck you blogger
just trying to ruffle some feathers
diamonds are working for me
must be an IE thing because they work fine in firefox...but are broken in Explorer...fucking microsoft.
tem, how was v-ball against efmtem's team last night?
dead
can it really be called a "100 year flood" if it's happened twice in the last 15 years?
wouldn't that be a "15 year flood"?
"wouldn't that be a "15 year flood"?"
Good point
sonuvabitch
"tem, how was v-ball against efmtem's team last night?"
we lost the first game, but won the next two, so we were victorious.
big win. i haven't tried that hard in a "sporting event" in 10 years.
ftr my boss is a saint.
BOSTON IS THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! 17 CHAMPIONS FOR THE CELTICS BABY!!! EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN DANCING ON CELTIC'S GRAVES FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!! NOW HE CELTICS ARE BACK, AND YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
57,58,59,61,62.63,64,65,66,68,69,7476,81,84,86,2008!!!!
moron
that was not me
hey smialek, take your jew propoganda and get out of here
do you know that guy H?
like is he your "drummer"
your "little drummer boy"?
i wasn't sure if he was listing championship years, or showing the quality of edumacation in the Boston schools...his counting skills < d-
shamoff lemming?
the first of 7 seals?
we can only hope.
H has a gig tonight. cumfast is excited to see his band in person
kobe wants traded
"H has a gig tonight. cumfast is excited to see his band in person"
he would be escorted out
even if he paid his 5$ at the door?
are there any good drink specials tonight? ..Beth?
Willie discusses the whacking
I have a friend that was born with three nuts.
He also has Crohns
my boss is like a hemorroid today
"I have a friend that was born with three nuts.
He also has Crohns"
and 3rd strike is that he's from WI.
"I have a friend that was born with three nuts."
here come the tall tales again
"BOSTON IS THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! 17 CHAMPIONS FOR THE CELTICS BABY!!! EVERYONE ELSE HAS BEEN DANCING ON CELTIC'S GRAVES FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!! NOW HE CELTICS ARE BACK, AND YOU ALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!
57,58,59,61,62.63,64,65,66,68,69,7476,81,84,86,2008!!!"
Moron.
Tres Testes!
Boston is the worse city on earth. And in the world.
YEAH!
How was the couch, EP?
tim couch was a good QB
neck hurts but the breeze coming through the front winda's was great
very snug
i actually fell asleep in front of the computer on the chair
NS
what a loser right?
"hey smialek, take your jew propoganda and get out of here"
YES! Blitler's back!
Slow Friday so far
EP, u were banished to the couch/chair?
"YES! Blitler's back!"
in his profile, he said he disliked deragatory or racist things
"I very much dislike people that are prejudice, or hold racist viewpoints"
he was ingnant
*ignant
you motor-boatin son-of-a-bitch!
how were they??? are they built for speed or comfort?
I very much dislike people
this is proper grammar for a jew.......or yoda.
CYE a couple nights ago was about Larry trying to schmoooze up to the jew guy who heads the liver transplant board.
Larry was talking extra jewish and making jew sounds when the guy would talk - total hilarity.
"WHERE ARE THE MILKEN (sp) PLATES?!?!?"
"EP, u were banished to the couch/chair?"
fell asleep on chair, woke up after almost falling off the chair, went to bedroom, banged my knee on the dresser drawer that she left open (probably on purpose) that noise woke her up, and she started talking nonsense so i just grabbed my pillow and went on the couch
so in short i guess
then this morning she called me and wanted to know if it was ok to have some friends over later, she said we would have margaritas and tacos and whatnot
i laughed cuz she doesnt know we will need more tequilla now
then she called back and noticed we will nned more tequilla
it was funny (to me)
Good story
and unlike a meiz story that one was troof
TWGKS
the rockies miss Johan again...jeez a lou
yeah if that was a Pecos Deke story it woulda read something like this:
"so after pregame shoot around, me and GK went out to get tacos. I told him how I drank 3 bottles of fleischmann's the night before and fell asleep standing up - but my eyes were open so it was cool. Then he asked if I wanted to hang out after the game but I told him I couldn't bc me and Deluxe were going over to Robin Yount's house - bc its poker night at RY's."
fucking hilarity zeke
zeke RJ and Moose today
we got no wins out of Kaz, Johan, & Joba...wft
and i am NOT starting weaver in Philly on sunday
How many SPs does EP have?
jeez-a-loo!
RJ is due for a win.
and the Reds blow so Moose should be set as well.
"RJ is due for a win."
except that the d-bags suck lately
"and the Reds blow so Moose should be set as well."
I would normally agree, but the reds are pitching volquez
look at that, the rockies are out of the cellar..
at least until they lose to the METS tonight
they were debating on the radio the other day about whether this champeeniship makes paul pierce a HoFer.
fuck that...now if he goes out and is a superstar for the next 5 years, ok.
but just the fact that he couldn't will his team to the playoffs by himself(ala lebron)ends all discussion
"A Bronx woman who was involved in a Las Vegas brawl that police say NFL star Adam "Pacman" Jones' incited has been found dead."
interesting
bleu disagrees EP - take them out of the lineup
UBER S
yeah, right away
saw that EP - said she might have been thrown off an apartment building.
ahahahahahahah, whore.
I'll be down to 5 DL spots tonight.
Tulo's back
deke how do you drop a guy that will drive in 100 runs for Russel Branyan?
*i realize branyan has hit like 10 hr's in 21 at bats but still
"bleu disagrees EP - take them out of the lineup"
i didn't say take them out of the lineup, just that they're not "locks" for a W
I really want to drop Francoeur
"deke how do you drop a guy that will drive in 100 runs for Russel Branyan?"
Ibanez isn't OPSing for shit & and his BA is crap.
the mariners might not score 100 runs the rest of the season
i guess
tem should trade me brandon webb
What a day we're having
I bet you could get Webb for Torii
"I bet you could get Webb for Torii"
that's kinda what I was thinking. A package with torii and maybe juan pierre would be enough (s)
i bet not
i worked a lot today.
sadness.
wall?
smialek316 is cool.
schilling done. thank jesus.
lunch
zeke, brooke hogan is looking for work on myspace. maybe you can find 'her' a job to do.
got an old skool Blue Jays fitted hat as part of my going away.. nice!
ib. ybz.
oh nm, maybe i am not bored.
meiz will entertain.
and by meiz i mean iam.
I know what'll liven this place up:
It'SsSsSsSsSsS
FrIdAy!!!111!!!!!111!11!!!!!1111!!
you got a potluck and loot?
they must have really liked you there.
Not sure if anybody's aware of this site, but its pretty damn cool.
I like it a lot.
::Gump voice::
I recently bought a sweet Mt. Dew Amp hat, green up front, mesh gray in back - stretch fit.
the tag says "One size fits most"
NFW that thing would fit over Fathead's noggin.
So Iam gets a promotion and promptly decides to skip town. Interesting.
Does Iam's moving mean no more LoV?
I’m like ecstasy for ladies, I’m like all races combined in one man, like the ’99 summer jam.
Zeke likes Mt Dew enough to buy their apparel?
On this day in 1982...
Tom Watson chipped in from off the green on the 71st hole at Pebble Beach and beat Jack Nicklaus in a dramatic U.S. Open championship.
TP's grandson held the flag.
it's actually a Dale Jr.
I'm not a #88 fan at all but the hat is cool looking and has little in the way of nascar stuff on it.
"got an old skool Blue Jays fitted hat as part of my going away.. nice!"
If weez was here, he'd ask why you didn't get a Blue Jays beanie
But thank God he's not
it's actually a Dale Jr. hat
fixed
and Mt. Dew is delicious.
never tried amp though.
promotion then skipping town and still getting a pot luck and loot baffles me.
iam must be the all american boy in that office.
"I like it a lot.
::Gump voice::"
Gump didn't say that. Lloyd Christmas did.
Nevermind. I guess LC said "you", not "it"
gump said everything.
and was at every major historical event since 1955 or something.
Close enough for me
"gump said everything.
and was at every major historical event since 1955 or something."
How would you know that?
Cito Gaston is back in Toronto. Awesome.
it was in my history book.
forrest gump was the answer to all the history questions.
Like you had history class in WV.
we had a "history of the coal mines" class.
and "history of WVU sports"
*sports meaning football and basketball.
history of mary lou retton too.
i have no clue how to spell her last name.
I'm disappointed drunktem wasn't in AD last night.
"I'm disappointed drunktem wasn't in AD last night."
Me too. I was devastated.
Maybe he hooked it up w/ efmtem after the beatdown.
family was in town, so no thursday drunk tem.
meeting
Meetings must suck.
Not if they have free food
I have a $100 gift card to Home Depot & a 25% off coupon. I think I'll make a trip over there tomorrow.
Some dude just walked by wearing a blue ribbon pinned to his shirt that says "Birthday Boy". Wow.
try to squeeze in a trip to BBB if you have time.
I'm pretty sure that gives you permission to punch him in the face.
haven't heard any "it's friday's" today but one guy did drop a "living the dream."
"try to squeeze in a trip to BBB if you have time."
I have to try on tuxedos. Will that work instead?
"Some dude just walked by wearing a blue ribbon pinned to his shirt that says "Birthday Boy". Wow."
Did you call him a queer?
"Did you call him a queer?"
I thought that was reserved for you?
"I have to try on tuxedos. Will that work instead?"
I dont know what this means? Just pick it out, wft you trying on?
Get measured. Pick the style.
Leave.
gollum looking at map of florida
another guy passes by, stops, laughs, says : "looks like a big penis", laughs more.
I know, i'm loading the pistol now.
"Get measured. Pick the style.
Leave."
That's what I'm planning on. But she wants brown/blue as colors, so I want to make sure the dark brown tux they have doesn't make me look like Ron Burgandy.
I thought the wife nixed the pistol
"Keef and fmkeef have written their own vows, keef...."
Keef : "CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE, I HAVE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN...."
hilarity
tem
::blank stare::
keef - wedding quesssstion:
how much of the whole deal are you and fmkeef paying for personally?
"how much of the whole deal are you and fmkeef paying for personally?"
100%
jesus blue and brown
Which sucks. But her dad has an alphagraphics, so we aren't paying for any of the invites, and my cousin is a photographer, so we aren't paying for that. Gotta cut as many corners as possible.
"jesus blue and brown"
She mentioned orange & blue once, but I told her no way.
NS
expreeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss yurself
dont let the 100% fool you though zeke
his cousin is the dj
he knows the caetring guy
there will be no booze, just beer and wine
fmkeef's uncle is the limos or something like that
he's like a walking discount
*i dont frown upon any of it, jus sayin*
i tried to get a broncos cake for our wedding as the "grooms cake" or whatnot, but that didn't go over very well.
"She mentioned orange & blue once, but I told her no way."
Are you marrying a Puerto Rican or a "Island Girl"?
Total we'll end up paying will be around $15k
"Are you marrying a Puerto Rican or a "Island Girl"?"
No. She wants it different. Whatever
I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal.
keef if you don't mind me axing - ballpark what are you looking out of pocket for the whole deal.
ah, I see.
"I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal."
I was too. But apparently her parents told each of the kids "we'll give you a choice. We'll pay for your college or wedding". Selfish kids.
weddings aren't as expensive as divorce though, you pay for that shit the rest of your life
that's an easy choice, i'd pay for college, you can get loans at like 4%
fucking rain delays
"that's an easy choice, i'd pay for college, you can get loans at like 4%"
They are pretty spoiled kids though, so they don't think about shit like that. I give her a hard time about her parents not paying for it, and she always comes back with they paid for college. I told her I paid for my own college, so does that mean I don't have to pay for this?
time for some paperboy
Ditty? Or the game?
"But she wants brown/blue as colors"
Would you like to borrow the time masheen to go back to 1978?
My parents went with brown & pink. Puke.
"Would you like to borrow the time masheen to go back to 1978?"
I was going to axe you about that...
tha game, no ditty
I forgot to check the NES games last night
paperboy on Gameboy is classic
paperboy is hard
haven't you ever seen that one movie Kids?
no but I seen that porno that's on nubiest
"paperboy is hard"
TWSS
rev's dying
great twss use
"rev's dying"
Wha?
his latest blog entry
"but one guy did drop a "living the dream.""
i hate that saying. did i ever mention that?
"tem
::blank stare::"
tem has seen anchorman.
"I'm planning on Daddy Moneybags (fmzekes dad) paying for the whole deal."
temgagements are sort of like this but then you have to write a check later that may or may not be cashed.
Apparently smialek316 is rev's friend
RIP rev.
Newer is work today
when i have to fill out a form on family medical history i have to check off every box on it.
HR Dye
cancer, stroke, heart, brain crap, you name it, either my mom, dad, grandparents or great grand parents had it.
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