Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Links

Iam is going here to maybe get a shot at performing here. I wouldn't recommend he go here. But if all goes well he may just end up on this list. And then end up with something like this.

Just don't forget this IAM, no musician is good without it.

And now some SFW Booty for a Wed.

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tem said...

good enough for a spot start.

blue said...

thanks for the great shot of a dude's ass EP (s)

El Padrino said...

scientifically speaking, it's booty

H said...

glad i did not click that link

El Padrino said...

Kim K 100 years ago

blue said...

the woman's ass in that article is nice though

El Padrino said...

there's a female booty on there, the 2nd one is a nice female derierre

tem said...

i too am glad i did not click any links.

El Padrino said...

click the kim k one at least

tem said...

Steatopygia, wft?

tem said...

i clicked on it. funny, but i have no clue what Steatopygia is.

is that like the ball enlarging disease but for women's asses?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was late to work today. I had the old double-dump this morning.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. Dude can't read sarcasm.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, how did OP work out?

blue said...

yeah, what's up with the "amazin's"?

El Padrino said...

mets played last night?

El Padrino said...

i didnt notice, too buys gearing up for the CFL

blue said...

oh, so now you're canadien eh?

El Padrino said...

hopefully the ump gets fined or suspended cuz that was bullshit, not only did he bait beltran but he bumped jerry manuel first

blue said...

maybe to get back at the Ump, the mets should have had their catcher act like he was blocking a ball in the dirt whilst the pitcher nailed the ump right in the mask.

El Padrino said...

anyone see what i'm talking bout?

tem said...

yeah that is the shit rick reilly cried about.

El Padrino said...

rick reilly?

tem said...

i thought it was funny.

poor execution by those kids though.

catcher should have put his glove up but totally missed instead of diving in the dirt.

tem said...

reilly is the new fag on wwl.

he wrote a big article about how the georgia kids (or wherever) should be given the death penalty for what they did to that ump.

tem said...

or were you more refering to the ump baiting beltran??

i assumed you weren't talking about that because you said you didn't know the mets played because you were gearing up for CFL.

El Padrino said...

"or were you more refering to the ump baiting beltran??"

I was.

El Padrino said...

cant worry too much bout the mets just yet, with philly playing like garbage and the marlins crashing back to earth, los bravos also playing bad nobody wants the division

and it's not even the ASB yet

blue said...

29 days until training camps open

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Mets will win the division

blue said...

the mets will win the NL

El Padrino said...

excellent!

El Padrino said...

the vlad trade is working nicely

i should win GM of the year award

blue said...

I hate my team

tem said...

you'd have to share it with your co-GM

tem said...

tem needs saves and maybe another good starter. his save people are pissing him off.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the mets will have a 7 game division lead with only 17 games to go, and then it'll be smooth sailing

tem said...

I heard the Mets were relocating to Boise.

better pizza.

blue said...

i have 4 saves guys now, but fuentes will probably get traded and 2 of the other 3 are coming off of Tommy John surgery..they are awesome

El Padrino said...

Go Lakers!

blue said...

boise has great pizza, the best in the nation

El Padrino said...

"you'd have to share it with your co-GM"

no problem, everybody eats where i'm from

tem said...

wow candance parker dunked again.

sign her up for the Cavs.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1969...

The 41-year-old tennis player Pancho Gonzales defeated Charles Pasarell at Wimbledon in the longest tennis match in history. The 112-game match took 5 hours and 12 minutes over two days to complete. Play had been called due to darkness the previous day.

Keith S said...

mets...schmets

Keith S said...

You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
cuz opportunity comes
once in a lifetime yooooo

El Padrino said...

8 mile ref's are welcome

El Padrino said...

i busted out jeaz-a-loo last night at home and my wife said "what is that, you sound like a faggot from the suburbs" NS.

Ilaughedheartily.

blue said...

"You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow"

beth has had a lot more that just "one shot"

Keith S said...

cmep is a genius

blue said...

do it

tem said...

cmep is wise.

blue said...

cmep must know weazy

Keith S said...

Only 1 afternoon game today? WFT?

isiah thomas said...

ridin' around in ya jeep or benz-o....or in ya nissan sittin' on lorenzos....

isiah thomas said...

My official title at MML is

Assistant to the GM

tem said...

1 > 0

tem said...

assistant to the GM? like his secretary?

tem said...

"ridin' around in ya jeep or benz-o....or in ya nissan sittin' on lorenzos...."

summertime

El Padrino said...

summer, summer, summer time!

blue said...

"summertime"

close...but not close at all

tem said...

i know people are mildly impressed that i recognized "rap" lyrics.

if those actually count as rap.

blue said...

yes they do count, he was a rap grammy winner

tem said...

"close...but not close at all"

that's the title of the song.

tem said...

from the platinum album homebase.

blue said...

that's why I said "close"

tem said...

what you said isn't even the next line of the song.

blue said...

what's your point

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
cuz opportunity comes
once in a lifetime yooooo"


Fuck Eminem

tem said...

next is something like: back in philly we be out at the park, a place called the plateau is where everybody goes, guys out huntin', girls doing likewise, honkin at the honey in front of you with the light eyes

tem said...

oh that's what el pad said.

JFreak said...

Wipeout is hilarity.

tem said...

summertime is totally close.


not close at all this retard.

tem said...

"Wipeout is hilarity."

the song?

blue said...

fuck will smith and his NWA rhyme stealing

tem said...

i mix up el pad and blue too often.

Keith S said...

"Fuck Eminem"

GFY

JFreak said...

"the song?"

the tv show.

blue said...

"you'd rather see, me in the pen than me an lorenzo rollin in the benz-o"


ice cube would like to say, that he'd smoke fresh prince's ass in a freestyle anyday

El Padrino said...

"i mix up el pad and blue too often."

should never happen

tem said...

will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off"

isiah thomas said...

assistant to the GM? like his secretary?

I thought tem watched The Office?

blue said...

tem does not watch regular TV unless it is cartoons

Keith S said...

"will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off""

Obviously tem hasn't seen Are We There Yet?

(s)

blue said...

"will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off""


ahhh

Friday >>>>>>>> any will smith movie

tem said...

"I thought tem watched The Office?"

negative.

blue said...

boyz in tha hood >>>>>>>> any will smith movie

tem said...

"tem does not watch regular TV unless it is cartoons"

or scrubs.

tem said...

"Scoreboard"

that's what will says to ice.

blue said...

scoreboard?

huh?

Keith S said...

"Friday >>>>>>>> any will smith movie"

Yes, but it's because of Chris Tucker, not Ice Cube. The other Friday movies w/o Tucker are awful.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

""Scoreboard"

that's what will says to ice."


That would be accurate

tem said...

smith's movies make tons more than ice's.

2 oscar noms to ice's 0.

scoreboard, that's what will would say.

blue said...

all sequels are awful

El Padrino said...

the one with Dedae? and the mexican was aiight

blue said...

"2 oscar noms to ice's 0"


it's an honor just to be nominated

tem said...

but ice cube might get to play Mr. T in the A Team movie.

blue said...

yeah, Next Friday was still funny at least....the friday after next was awful

tem said...

"it's an honor just to be nominated"

that's what will would say.

Keith S said...

"the one with Dedae? and the mexican was aiight"

Stop it with the Spanish

blue said...

"but ice cube might get to play Mr. T in the A Team movie."


BA Baracus >>>> Ali

blue said...

what was will's 2nd nomination for? playing that gay guy?

blue said...

oh yeah, the broke guy

tem said...

it's just assumed it will be for hancock.

Keith S said...

I Am Legend was decent

tem said...

time for lunch

we can continue the ice cube vs will smith thing later.

Keith S said...

NY has the best zombie movies

tem said...

did will also sell more records than ice?


scoreboard.

Keith S said...

Stalking for lunch today?

blue said...

"did will also sell more records than ice?"

I'm not sure, that would be a good question...

blue said...

i would bet on cube in that one though because he released more albums and "Kill At Will sold well becoming the first hip hop EP to go both Gold and Platinum." according to wiki

cube sold a lot of records

El Padrino said...

will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping

my stance

El Padrino said...

getting jiggy wit it sold well


NS

El Padrino said...

not with my help

blue said...

but "big willie style" was more mainstream, so Will Smith probably wins

blue said...

"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping"


I would agree with this as well

according to wiki cube is "Regarded as one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time"

Keith S said...

Don't forget He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper

Keith S said...

"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping

my stance"


Si

blue said...

will smith turned down the part of "neo" in the matrix...

El Padrino said...

that's right, his wife playes Naobi

Keith S said...

Cube is muslim, FWIW

El Padrino said...

Also turned down Stu, in Phone Booth, which was wise

Keith S said...

hahaha Phone Booth

blue said...

"Cube is muslim, FWIW"

and smiff is a scientologist, although he tries to deny it so that he doesn't get ostracized.

Keith S said...

Oh, yeah, that's definitely worst.

ns

blue said...

3 peat for OSU?

isn't it a little early for bowl predictions?

Keith S said...

OSU @ USC is going to be redonk.

Keith S said...

If OSU loses that game, they shouldn't play in the title game.

Keith S said...

I really hope the Fiesta Bowl isn't OU vs BYU.

blue said...

"I really hope the Fiesta Bowl isn't OU vs BYU."


hilarity...oklahoma will be in it for sure, and probably lose....again

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"isn't it a little early for bowl predictions?"


yes

Keith S said...

mize ♥s CFB

blue said...

rick reilly wrote about a boating accident...really? this is why they're paying you the big bucks, to write about boating?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

mize ♣ cfb

Keith S said...

I heard the worse song driving in today. The main lyric was I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Just awful.

El Padrino said...

that song is terrible
i want to punish whoever said it was ok to give it radio airtime

Keith S said...

I mixed it up a little w/ the pierogies last night. In addition to cooking them in butter & onions, I threw some chopped up jalapenos in there. It added a little kick to it.

El Padrino said...

nice work keef

i made some grilled chicken fajitas and used a Habernero (*in half of the onions and peppers, not the whole thing)

it was nuts, borderline not enjoyable

and the Habernero's were from a guy here that grows em
he gave me like 10 of them, i'm like bro, i need like 1, maybe

Keith S said...

I like spicy food but I can't enjoy anything w/ habaneros in it.

blue said...

habaneros are no joke, make your eyes burn.

blue said...

i'll put about half or maybe 1/3 of a habanero in my salsa when I make a batch...

El Padrino said...

no joke fo real

El Padrino said...

that was when i busted out the jeaz-a-loo, after the first bite kicked in

El Padrino said...

habaneros would certainly kill keef

El Padrino said...

like in dumb and dumber

blue said...

aren't habaneros what kill the "gas man" in dumb and dumber?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Home grown habaneros are awesome.

I'm getting some bomb hot sauce at strawberry fest this weekend from these guys.

Keith S said...

whoa

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'll put about half or maybe 1/3 of a habanero in my salsa when I make a batch..."

Pussy

blue said...

i don't make a bucketfull at a time like you do meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I wuz just bustin ballz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My Moms does it big time, though.

blue said...

my stepmom puts bloody mary mix in hers...it's not awful

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"my stepmom puts bloody mary mix in hers...it's not awful"

I don't understand the point of that

El Padrino said...

i like my salsa spicy
but i dont use hab's in there, just a hot, hot, hot sauce and peno's

maybe i will going forward

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Now I'm getting really excited about getting hot sauce this weekend. Maybe I'll get some at Wine & Harvest Festival at the end of September for a bonus FMLB prize.

blue said...

"I don't understand the point of that"

neither do i, she insists it helps keep it from tasting too sweet

blue said...

why am i not excited about hot sauce from wisconsin?

El Padrino said...

hot suace is a staple

Frank's red hot for everyday use and then 2 or 3 specialty one's on hand at all time.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why am i not excited about hot sauce from wisconsin?"

Perhaps its because your a fool.

tem said...

'Stalking for lunch today?"

no i went to village coney with some other coworkers, not the usual crowd.

no stalking today. at least not at lunch.

tem said...

"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping

my stance"

same

although i think will might have outsold him. one of the jazzy jeff ones went triple plat and i think one of his solo ones went double or triple.

tem said...

why would you make your own salsa? they sell that shit in stores.

El Padrino said...

we are down with cube/smiff talk

up to hot sauce now

tem said...

"your a fool."

classic LOV

tem said...

"we are down with cube/smiff talk"

i talk about whatever i want to talk about.

Keith S said...

"why would you make your own salsa? they sell that shit in stores."

That stuff is the worse

tem said...

i'm in my own temzone.

El Padrino said...

ah fuck yuni aint playing, i assumed he was

lazy

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

tem said...

whats worse is spending all that time making salsa when you could be doing something better.

Keith S said...

Did Yuni get hurt again yesterday? He left after 2 ABs

tem said...

also why are you all making anything?

making tasty foods is a chick's job.

Keith S said...

"whats worse is spending all that time making salsa when you could be doing something better."

Like stalking a 19 year old waitress?

Keith S said...

"making tasty foods is a chick's job."

Is that why you just eat Cheerios?

El Padrino said...

"Did Yuni get hurt again yesterday? He left after 2 ABs"

yea, hip flxor again

Keith S said...

I keed

Keith S said...

"yea, hip flxor again"

Ah, ok. I'm glad I sat him this week in my $ league

tem said...

"Is that why you just eat Cheerios?"

yes

tem said...

although i can spot start some decent food.

and grill things.

El Padrino said...

"making tasty foods is a chick's job."

i love food, i love it when it taste good, no matter who makes it
it's the one thing i'm not chavaunistic about, i love to cook

tem said...

"i love to cook" is just as gay as "jeezalou"

El Padrino said...

"If the Heat don’t find any takers (for Beasley at 2), sources told ESPN.com’s Andy Katz on Tuesday night that Mayo was told by Heat brass — which included Riley, general manager Randy Pfund and coach Erik Spoelstra — that Mayo is in contention to be selected outright at No. 2."

Keith S said...

Said the guy who used a gift card to buy a bed skirt.

El Padrino said...

"i love to cook" is just as gay as "jeezalou"

tem you bought a bedskirt, what are we even talking about here?

El Padrino said...

eye to eye on bedskirt

Keith S said...

bedskirt wall

El Padrino said...

bedskirts will do that

sort of reminds me of Along Came Polly with the decorative pillows

tem said...

that just means i know gay.

tem said...

makes me a gay authority of some kind.

tem said...

i mean if the guy who bought a bedskirt is calling you gay, well then you must be gay.

tem said...

Along Came Polly


::blank stare::

El Padrino said...

full blown woody for this movie, cannot wait, buying tickets ASAP

we've discussed it before but the buzz is getting louder as we get closer

El Padrino said...

"Along Came Polly


::blank stare::"


Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and a classic Alec Baldwin

tem said...

ben stiller is a favorite of gay people.

tem said...

he ranks just below Cher.

El Padrino said...

and i have a feeling, as everyone else seems to have too, that this will be a rare case where the sequel is better than the first

even though the first was awesome

El Padrino said...

Terminator 2 rings a bell

tem said...

i have a 3-6 meeting today.

W
F
T
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tem said...

grease 2

Keith S said...

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