Iam is going here to maybe get a shot at performing here. I wouldn't recommend he go here. But if all goes well he may just end up on this list. And then end up with something like this.
Just don't forget this IAM, no musician is good without it.
And now some SFW Booty for a Wed.
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thanks for the great shot of a dude's ass EP (s)
scientifically speaking, it's booty
glad i did not click that link
Kim K 100 years ago
the woman's ass in that article is nice though
there's a female booty on there, the 2nd one is a nice female derierre
i too am glad i did not click any links.
click the kim k one at least
Steatopygia, wft?
i clicked on it. funny, but i have no clue what Steatopygia is.
is that like the ball enlarging disease but for women's asses?
I was late to work today. I had the old double-dump this morning.
Wow. Dude can't read sarcasm.
EP, how did OP work out?
yeah, what's up with the "amazin's"?
mets played last night?
i didnt notice, too buys gearing up for the CFL
oh, so now you're canadien eh?
hopefully the ump gets fined or suspended cuz that was bullshit, not only did he bait beltran but he bumped jerry manuel first
maybe to get back at the Ump, the mets should have had their catcher act like he was blocking a ball in the dirt whilst the pitcher nailed the ump right in the mask.
anyone see what i'm talking bout?
yeah that is the shit rick reilly cried about.
rick reilly?
i thought it was funny.
poor execution by those kids though.
catcher should have put his glove up but totally missed instead of diving in the dirt.
reilly is the new fag on wwl.
he wrote a big article about how the georgia kids (or wherever) should be given the death penalty for what they did to that ump.
or were you more refering to the ump baiting beltran??
i assumed you weren't talking about that because you said you didn't know the mets played because you were gearing up for CFL.
"or were you more refering to the ump baiting beltran??"
I was.
cant worry too much bout the mets just yet, with philly playing like garbage and the marlins crashing back to earth, los bravos also playing bad nobody wants the division
and it's not even the ASB yet
29 days until training camps open
The Mets will win the division
the mets will win the NL
excellent!
the vlad trade is working nicely
i should win GM of the year award
I hate my team
you'd have to share it with your co-GM
tem needs saves and maybe another good starter. his save people are pissing him off.
the mets will have a 7 game division lead with only 17 games to go, and then it'll be smooth sailing
I heard the Mets were relocating to Boise.
better pizza.
i have 4 saves guys now, but fuentes will probably get traded and 2 of the other 3 are coming off of Tommy John surgery..they are awesome
Go Lakers!
boise has great pizza, the best in the nation
"you'd have to share it with your co-GM"
no problem, everybody eats where i'm from
wow candance parker dunked again.
sign her up for the Cavs.
On this day in 1969...
The 41-year-old tennis player Pancho Gonzales defeated Charles Pasarell at Wimbledon in the longest tennis match in history. The 112-game match took 5 hours and 12 minutes over two days to complete. Play had been called due to darkness the previous day.
mets...schmets
You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
cuz opportunity comes
once in a lifetime yooooo
8 mile ref's are welcome
i busted out jeaz-a-loo last night at home and my wife said "what is that, you sound like a faggot from the suburbs" NS.
Ilaughedheartily.
"You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow"
beth has had a lot more that just "one shot"
cmep is a genius
do it
cmep is wise.
cmep must know weazy
Only 1 afternoon game today? WFT?
ridin' around in ya jeep or benz-o....or in ya nissan sittin' on lorenzos....
My official title at MML is
Assistant to the GM
1 > 0
assistant to the GM? like his secretary?
"ridin' around in ya jeep or benz-o....or in ya nissan sittin' on lorenzos...."
summertime
summer, summer, summer time!
"summertime"
close...but not close at all
i know people are mildly impressed that i recognized "rap" lyrics.
if those actually count as rap.
yes they do count, he was a rap grammy winner
"close...but not close at all"
that's the title of the song.
from the platinum album homebase.
that's why I said "close"
what you said isn't even the next line of the song.
what's your point
"You only get one shot
do not miss your chance to blow
cuz opportunity comes
once in a lifetime yooooo"
Fuck Eminem
next is something like: back in philly we be out at the park, a place called the plateau is where everybody goes, guys out huntin', girls doing likewise, honkin at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
oh that's what el pad said.
Wipeout is hilarity.
summertime is totally close.
not close at all this retard.
"Wipeout is hilarity."
the song?
fuck will smith and his NWA rhyme stealing
i mix up el pad and blue too often.
"Fuck Eminem"
GFY
"the song?"
the tv show.
"you'd rather see, me in the pen than me an lorenzo rollin in the benz-o"
ice cube would like to say, that he'd smoke fresh prince's ass in a freestyle anyday
"i mix up el pad and blue too often."
should never happen
will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off"
assistant to the GM? like his secretary?
I thought tem watched The Office?
tem does not watch regular TV unless it is cartoons
"will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off""
Obviously tem hasn't seen Are We There Yet?
(s)
"will smith would tell ice that he'd kick his ass in an "act off""
ahhh
Friday >>>>>>>> any will smith movie
"I thought tem watched The Office?"
negative.
boyz in tha hood >>>>>>>> any will smith movie
"tem does not watch regular TV unless it is cartoons"
or scrubs.
"Scoreboard"
that's what will says to ice.
scoreboard?
huh?
"Friday >>>>>>>> any will smith movie"
Yes, but it's because of Chris Tucker, not Ice Cube. The other Friday movies w/o Tucker are awful.
""Scoreboard"
that's what will says to ice."
That would be accurate
smith's movies make tons more than ice's.
2 oscar noms to ice's 0.
scoreboard, that's what will would say.
all sequels are awful
the one with Dedae? and the mexican was aiight
"2 oscar noms to ice's 0"
it's an honor just to be nominated
but ice cube might get to play Mr. T in the A Team movie.
yeah, Next Friday was still funny at least....the friday after next was awful
"it's an honor just to be nominated"
that's what will would say.
"the one with Dedae? and the mexican was aiight"
Stop it with the Spanish
"but ice cube might get to play Mr. T in the A Team movie."
BA Baracus >>>> Ali
what was will's 2nd nomination for? playing that gay guy?
oh yeah, the broke guy
it's just assumed it will be for hancock.
I Am Legend was decent
time for lunch
we can continue the ice cube vs will smith thing later.
NY has the best zombie movies
did will also sell more records than ice?
scoreboard.
Stalking for lunch today?
"did will also sell more records than ice?"
I'm not sure, that would be a good question...
i would bet on cube in that one though because he released more albums and "Kill At Will sold well becoming the first hip hop EP to go both Gold and Platinum." according to wiki
cube sold a lot of records
will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping
my stance
getting jiggy wit it sold well
NS
not with my help
but "big willie style" was more mainstream, so Will Smith probably wins
"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping"
I would agree with this as well
according to wiki cube is "Regarded as one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time"
Don't forget He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping
my stance"
Si
will smith turned down the part of "neo" in the matrix...
that's right, his wife playes Naobi
Cube is muslim, FWIW
Also turned down Stu, in Phone Booth, which was wise
hahaha Phone Booth
"Cube is muslim, FWIW"
and smiff is a scientologist, although he tries to deny it so that he doesn't get ostracized.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely worst.
ns
3 peat for OSU?
isn't it a little early for bowl predictions?
OSU @ USC is going to be redonk.
If OSU loses that game, they shouldn't play in the title game.
I really hope the Fiesta Bowl isn't OU vs BYU.
"I really hope the Fiesta Bowl isn't OU vs BYU."
hilarity...oklahoma will be in it for sure, and probably lose....again
"isn't it a little early for bowl predictions?"
yes
mize ♥s CFB
rick reilly wrote about a boating accident...really? this is why they're paying you the big bucks, to write about boating?
mize ♣ cfb
I heard the worse song driving in today. The main lyric was I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Just awful.
that song is terrible
i want to punish whoever said it was ok to give it radio airtime
I mixed it up a little w/ the pierogies last night. In addition to cooking them in butter & onions, I threw some chopped up jalapenos in there. It added a little kick to it.
nice work keef
i made some grilled chicken fajitas and used a Habernero (*in half of the onions and peppers, not the whole thing)
it was nuts, borderline not enjoyable
and the Habernero's were from a guy here that grows em
he gave me like 10 of them, i'm like bro, i need like 1, maybe
I like spicy food but I can't enjoy anything w/ habaneros in it.
habaneros are no joke, make your eyes burn.
i'll put about half or maybe 1/3 of a habanero in my salsa when I make a batch...
no joke fo real
that was when i busted out the jeaz-a-loo, after the first bite kicked in
habaneros would certainly kill keef
like in dumb and dumber
aren't habaneros what kill the "gas man" in dumb and dumber?
Home grown habaneros are awesome.
I'm getting some bomb hot sauce at strawberry fest this weekend from these guys.
whoa
"i'll put about half or maybe 1/3 of a habanero in my salsa when I make a batch..."
Pussy
i don't make a bucketfull at a time like you do meiz
I wuz just bustin ballz
My Moms does it big time, though.
my stepmom puts bloody mary mix in hers...it's not awful
"my stepmom puts bloody mary mix in hers...it's not awful"
I don't understand the point of that
i like my salsa spicy
but i dont use hab's in there, just a hot, hot, hot sauce and peno's
maybe i will going forward
Now I'm getting really excited about getting hot sauce this weekend. Maybe I'll get some at Wine & Harvest Festival at the end of September for a bonus FMLB prize.
"I don't understand the point of that"
neither do i, she insists it helps keep it from tasting too sweet
why am i not excited about hot sauce from wisconsin?
hot suace is a staple
Frank's red hot for everyday use and then 2 or 3 specialty one's on hand at all time.
"why am i not excited about hot sauce from wisconsin?"
Perhaps its because your a fool.
'Stalking for lunch today?"
no i went to village coney with some other coworkers, not the usual crowd.
no stalking today. at least not at lunch.
"will smif > cube, movies
cube > smif, rapping
my stance"
same
although i think will might have outsold him. one of the jazzy jeff ones went triple plat and i think one of his solo ones went double or triple.
why would you make your own salsa? they sell that shit in stores.
we are down with cube/smiff talk
up to hot sauce now
"your a fool."
classic LOV
"we are down with cube/smiff talk"
i talk about whatever i want to talk about.
"why would you make your own salsa? they sell that shit in stores."
That stuff is the worse
i'm in my own temzone.
ah fuck yuni aint playing, i assumed he was
lazy
assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
whats worse is spending all that time making salsa when you could be doing something better.
Did Yuni get hurt again yesterday? He left after 2 ABs
also why are you all making anything?
making tasty foods is a chick's job.
"whats worse is spending all that time making salsa when you could be doing something better."
Like stalking a 19 year old waitress?
"making tasty foods is a chick's job."
Is that why you just eat Cheerios?
"Did Yuni get hurt again yesterday? He left after 2 ABs"
yea, hip flxor again
I keed
"yea, hip flxor again"
Ah, ok. I'm glad I sat him this week in my $ league
"Is that why you just eat Cheerios?"
yes
although i can spot start some decent food.
and grill things.
"making tasty foods is a chick's job."
i love food, i love it when it taste good, no matter who makes it
it's the one thing i'm not chavaunistic about, i love to cook
"i love to cook" is just as gay as "jeezalou"
"If the Heat don’t find any takers (for Beasley at 2), sources told ESPN.com’s Andy Katz on Tuesday night that Mayo was told by Heat brass — which included Riley, general manager Randy Pfund and coach Erik Spoelstra — that Mayo is in contention to be selected outright at No. 2."
Said the guy who used a gift card to buy a bed skirt.
"i love to cook" is just as gay as "jeezalou"
tem you bought a bedskirt, what are we even talking about here?
eye to eye on bedskirt
bedskirt wall
bedskirts will do that
sort of reminds me of Along Came Polly with the decorative pillows
that just means i know gay.
makes me a gay authority of some kind.
i mean if the guy who bought a bedskirt is calling you gay, well then you must be gay.
Along Came Polly
::blank stare::
full blown woody for this movie, cannot wait, buying tickets ASAP
we've discussed it before but the buzz is getting louder as we get closer
"Along Came Polly
::blank stare::"
Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston and a classic Alec Baldwin
ben stiller is a favorite of gay people.
he ranks just below Cher.
and i have a feeling, as everyone else seems to have too, that this will be a rare case where the sequel is better than the first
even though the first was awesome
Terminator 2 rings a bell
i have a 3-6 meeting today.
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