Monday, June 09, 2008

Keith's Woman Ruined His Weekend




A) I can't stand women. They ruin everything.

B) I shouldn't have a girlfriend. I spend more time angry than content. Bad news bears.

C) How can one feel like an outcast when there's only 3 people around?


Zeke doesn't like my photos. Go. Fuck. Your. Self.

For the 1st time ever, I don't give a fuck about the NBA Finals. I feel dirty for it.

I want to fight someone. Just for the hell of it. Just to get punched in the face a few times.

All I wanna know, Where Fugees at?

I hate when iTunes fucks up & plays like 4 straight songs that I've already listened to.

I Feel Fine's opening guitar is legendary. Tyler be damned. That first bit of distortion is the first of its kind. Oh yeah, like you've never air-guitared that shit. Liars.

To Live & Die In LA makes me happy. Makes you proud of your town, doesn't it?

Birdman, muthafucka!

Seriously, I think Ziggy Stardust has arguably the best opening to a song. Yeah. I'll Air-G that one too.

Some Temducation-type shit to close... Some of my faves, fa sho.




Grindin'



Noreaga. Superthug.



All produced by Pharrell Wiliams/Neptunes.N.E.R.D. You'll see.

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Keith S said...

Good title

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thanx

paula pierce has a vagina said...

that loss stings the nostrils

El Padrino said...

i forgot about the midseason draft thing

The 8th Letter said...

keep whining spiff

Tyler said...

Pretty much everyone forgot about the midseason draft

Tyler said...

How did Keef's woman ruin his weekend?

El Padrino said...

she nixed camping I believe

tem said...

was anyone at the draft for realz?

El Padrino said...

my wife blames me for bumps in the road

Tyler said...

Oh yeah, camping with like five hot girls got the kibosh.

tem said...

she nixed camping because he thought it would be ok to set up a camping trip with him, her, her brother, her sister, and like 5 hot young girls.

tem said...

i2i camping with 5 hot girls.

Tyler said...

I was there, Blew was there for awhile, Keith showed up at one point I think, someone else showed up right at the end. It was a poor turnout.

The 8th Letter said...

let's go Celtics!

tem said...

i had no plans to show up. i wanted autodraft so i can bitch.

tem said...

clearly yahoo! rankings did not take into account people being on the DL.

tem said...

how did the fucking celtics almost blow a 20 point lead in 8 minutes?

i went to bed at that point, woke up to find the lakers made a hell of a comeback.

El Padrino said...

yeah i have some DL players
i just forgot, hindsight we shoulda did it at night or maybe i'm alone in that thinking

El Padrino said...

it's the forgotten league

El Padrino said...

for shame

El Padrino said...

why does luke walton get quality minutes?

tem said...

the timing was fine, i was just watching tv instead.

El Padrino said...

the FT difference is nuts

tem said...

"why does luke walton get quality minutes?"

because of who his dad is.

they want him to get enough time to get his pension then he is gone. just as a favor to daddy.

blue said...

I left the draft just in time for the autodraft to take Jim Thome for me...Y! is awesome

tem said...

"the FT difference is nuts"

did the lakers do that crap where all they do is shoot jumpers?

or were they taking it to the hoop and not getting calls?


clearly i was not paying much attention to the game.

blue said...

Luke played well in the earlier rounds

blue said...

why trevor ariza is playing after missing the last 4 months with a broken foot, is beyond me.

blue said...

the nba referees hate kobe bryant

blue said...

it's his smug attitude

blue said...

i watched semi-pro this weekend, i'll admit, i laughed

El Padrino said...

Cameron Poe was lighting Luke up

tem said...

i saw cameron poe lighting it up a bit.

it was nice to see him move on from his con air days.

tem said...

i also see he got a tan

blue said...

the nuggets traded him to boston for a washing machine

El Padrino said...

Stu Scott tolt me he was homeless back in the day

El Padrino said...

like zeke said tho, he played 14 minutes and went to the line 13 times

i mean cmon

blue said...

somebody needs to let kobe know about karma and how bitchy it is.

The 8th Letter said...

Powe showed a lot of hustle, that's for sure.

tem said...

stu scott's one eye is homeless.

tem said...

by the by, eff mondays.

tem said...

so when is the next NBA game, friday?

The 8th Letter said...

manana

El Padrino said...

"somebody needs to let *rick dutrow know about karma and how bitchy it is."

*fixed

El Padrino said...

the next bear stearns?

El Padrino said...

97 today
i hate pants

El Padrino said...

'Everyone's starving' in Ethiopia, worker says ....

I did not know this was new news.

El Padrino said...

Aitch if you and Rev cut it out we can help Ethiopia..


LOV gives back.

tem said...

its gonna get near that hot here.

i got a polo shirt on today.

no meetings so i can get away with it.

blue said...

why's there gotta be a next?

tem said...

"manana"

stop it, i don't speak spanish.

El Padrino said...

Polo here too.

blue said...

as I said a few weeks ago, despite their records

rockies > brewers

The 8th Letter said...

"Aitch if you and Rev cut it out we can help Ethiopia.."

believe it or not, I don't eat that much. I'm just not very active, hence the fatness.

The 8th Letter said...

"stop it, i don't speak spanish."

better learn, bro. That's the direction this country is going.

blue said...

H is like meiz.

tem said...

"better learn, bro. That's the direction this country is going."

i'll be dead before then.

also if you think that southern folk are ever going to learn spanish you are nuts.

we can barely learn english.

El Padrino said...

hilarity

blue said...

tem is country

The 8th Letter said...

"we can barely learn english."

very true. I deal with you hicks all the time.

tem said...

there is no spanish translation for usedtacould.

tem said...

"very true. I deal with you hicks all the time."

its not our fault, we grew up thinking that paying bills was optional.

The 8th Letter said...

you know, I'm not even talking about lack of bill paying. That happens all over the country. Just trying to understand what the hell you people are saying is a trip.

blue said...

like mater soup

tem said...

they are either saying "i don't want to pay", "i can't pay", "i don't owe any money to those bastards" or "i don't know what you are talking about."

blue said...

power renkings

The 8th Letter said...

yea but half the time I feel like I'm talking to that guy from King of the Hill...

tem said...

again i played top 3 team.

but i was better.

yay me.

tem said...

"that guy from King of the Hill"

Boomhauer

tem said...

how the hell is that show still on tv?

blue said...

""that guy from King of the Hill"

Boomhauer"

no, Bobby

tem said...

bobby this retard

The 8th Letter said...

"how the hell is that show still on tv?"

agreed. I don't find it funny at all.

tem said...

mid morning wall?

blue said...

wall that, retard

tem said...

touché

El Padrino said...

OLD SPICE.

PUTIN IN YOUR ARMPITS!

blue said...

EP is giving tem advise

El Padrino said...

BUD LIGHT!

SUCK ONE!

blue said...

alba popped out her kid this weekend

tem said...

el pad is just quoting JM

tem said...

i haven't forgotten deodorant in about 3 weeks. i'm on a roll.

El Padrino said...

"alba popped out her kid this weekend"

bitch

blue said...

who is JM?

blue said...

Jayne Mansfield?

El Padrino said...

Jackie Moon fool

and you said you watched Semi-pro

blue said...

i did not watch his commercials

tem said...

his old spice commercials and bud light commercials are 100 times funnier than the movie.

blue said...

the movie will be better when you get to watch it over and over on cable

tem said...

oh and AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Big Brown.


wtg dumbass.

tem said...

SI.com is saying artest might be a knick soon.

blue said...

artest to the knicks, he'd choke d'antonio

blue said...

big brown is still a hero too all horses

blue said...

in the "makes no sense at all" department...supposedly the pistons have inquired about trading for Carmelo Anthony...because they hate winning in detroit, i guess.

El Padrino said...

"i did not watch his commercials"

odd, blue is pulling a tem
they run during the finals and have been running before that on other various primetime sporting events

El Padrino said...

knicks should have drafted artest instead of frederic weis

blue said...

oh, i've seen the commercials, but i no longer pay any attention to them

tem said...

rip hamilton and sheed for melo and camby.

add spare parts to match.

blue said...

no, it involved chauncey and other various bullshit.

it's all BS, the pistons don't even have a fucking coach.

tem said...

you don't need a coach to make a trade. dumars has full power there.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

pitching saved my week

tem said...

iverson driving and kicking it out to rip? that might work.

blue said...

if dumars wanted Carmelo he should have drafted him

Tyler said...

"I left the draft just in time for the autodraft to take Jim Thome for me...Y! is awesome"

We laughed at you. Sorry, but it was funny.

Tyler said...

That furry balls pic on LoF is Temlarity.

El Padrino said...

crede situation must sting
he must have been away with deke at that lake

blue said...

"We laughed at you. Sorry, but it was funny"

i took White Jesus in the second round. I'm not winning that league probably.

Tyler said...

Suns have hired Terry Porter as their new coach. I guess that works.

Tyler said...

I am hoping that my team in the wacky league performs the inverse of my regular league team.

Tyler said...

"he must have been away with deke at that lake"

Brokeback lake?

Tyler said...

"GM John Paxson will offer the coaching job to former Minnesota coach Dwane Casey or Suns assistant general manager Vinny Del Negro."

Wow, the Bulls suck. No one wants that job.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i showed up at the end of the draft, so i could draft 5 holds guys

El Padrino said...

on june 11th i will have to fix my team

El Padrino said...

Vinczieno!

Tyler said...

There's a rumor going around that the Bulls will trade Derrick Rose to the Pacers for Jermaine O'Neal. Cavs are also trying to trade for J.O.

On the ESPN rumors page, there's a quote from a "league source" about O'Neal:

"He'd be the worst guy for LeBron. He's a black hole. He never passes out of double teams. It would limit what LeBron can do. It would be a disaster."

blue said...

yeah, because Zydrunas, or ben wallace, or varajeao, or joe smith, are so much better for Lebron

blue said...

maybe the reason JO doesn't pass out of double teams is that the rest of the pacers suck

El Padrino said...

good point

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck work. I can't ketchup.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brewers may move Dick Weeks & a minor leaguer for Brian Roberts.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm big fan of KoTH

The 8th Letter said...

"I'm big fan of KoTH"

shocking...

El Padrino said...

what is that?

The 8th Letter said...

yes! a debtor named Buster. god I love the south!

Tyler said...

I want the Bulls to trade for J.O., so they can continue to suck for the next ten years. Drafting a Point Guard with a high pick has been a no-brainer the last couple of years. They should draft Rose, then trade Henrich for a new whirlpool for the trainer's room. But, these are the people that almost just hired Doug Collins as a coach, so of course they'll trade Rose to the Pacers. Morons.

blue said...

Rose and Deng to the nuggets for Carmelo.....do it John Paxson

Tyler said...

Football needs to start already.

blue said...

cedric benson

El Padrino said...

Word on footyball

isiah thomas said...

EP - Strahan : OUT.

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

i do not want Melo anywhere near my city

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

"if dumars wanted Carmelo he should have drafted him"

thank you.

El Padrino said...

*standing*

*starting clap*

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peace out Michael....fucking love you kid.

isiah thomas said...

i do not want Melo anywhere near my city


ball don't lie

blue said...

allan houston has been working out with the suns in hopes of making a comeback next year....


hilarity

Tyler said...

Again? Didn't he do that last year too?

Tyler said...

Allan Houston made $117 million over the course of his career.

tem said...

he had to after the flint tropics folded.

Tyler said...

So, why exactly does he need to play again?

El Padrino said...

His love and desire for the game

blue said...

Houston thinks that the Suns training staff has helped Grant Hill and Shaq and Nash, so they would be able to perform their miracles on him as well.

the suns would be the senior citizen team, that's for sure.

but he'd be a better shooter than just about anybody else they have on that team.

tem said...

from yahoo!

Red Wings star goalie Hasek retires following Stanley Cup win


isn't that a bit misleading? i mean he was a star, but did he even see the ice this year? i know he didn't in the playoffs.

tem said...

"So, why exactly does he need to play again?"

because certain people can't handle their money well (see: evander hollyfield, mike tyson, etc)

Tyler said...

Damn, Diaw still has three years on his contract with a player option for the 4th year. $9 mill per. Crazy.

blue said...

"isn't that a bit misleading? i mean he was a star, but did he even see the ice this year? i know he didn't in the playoffs."


supposedly he played about half the games in the regular season, and the wings went with Osgood in the playoffs because he was playing very well.

Tyler said...

But not as bad as the $12 mill a year the Knicks are paying for Jared Jeffries/Jerome James (combined).

tem said...

"supposedly he played about half the games in the regular season, and the wings went with Osgood in the playoffs because he was playing very well."

well then, maybe it was not so misleading.

blue said...

"(see: evander hollyfield, mike tyson, etc)"

please add Hammer, MC to the list...

regards

blue said...

or the 16M the nuggets are paying to the corpse of Kenyon Martin for the next 3 years

El Padrino said...

thanks T

Tyler said...

If they were somehow able to combine those two losers into one guy (call him Jared James or Jerome Jeffries, take your pick) he still wouldn't be worth a mid-level exception. The Knicks have a couple of rough years ahead; they need to ride out a whole lot of bad contracts.

Tyler said...

Well EP, at least you get rid of Step after the end of the year. Unless they trade him early.

blue said...

Kirk Hinrich's salary actually decreases over time? how's that work, i've never seen that before.

Tyler said...

*Steph

Tyler said...

RE: Hinrich

They frontloaded it cuz they knew they would have to pay Gordan and Deng.

blue said...

but he's been running up mountains, so he'll have a good year.

tem said...

rocky sytle

tem said...

two things:

1) i watched kicking and screaming (will ferrel soccer kids movie) the wife in that, kate walsh, is near my top 10. she drives me nuts. also the movie is pretty funny. dikta is funny.

2) i hate it when the waiter at BW3s asks me how I am doing and i say "fine how are you?" and then his ass sarcastically says "you know, living the dream." Don't try to put a guilt trip on me or something because you work at BW3s you asshole. I have nothing to do with that. Don't make me feel bad for having a real job while you have a waiter job. Asshat.

El Padrino said...

yea, i have a better feeling about the team with Dantoni

we'll see, we gotta fill the garden back up again, lights been out for too long

tem said...

wall?

blue said...

tem ♥ kate walsh


do you watch her tv show too?

tem said...

i'm going to.

probably.


well maybe i will just try to see if she gets nekkid in any movies.

blue said...

there are pictures of her ass on the interweb as her skirt got blowed up by the wind

tem said...

1) that's worth a helmet sticker.


2) how do you know these things?

tem said...

linking it up is worth 2 helmet stickers.

blue said...

linked up

tem said...

now i will probably skip working out after work just to go home and look at that.

that is sad.

blue said...

livin the dream is a quality answer to any question

tem said...

kate walsh talk kilt lov.

tem said...

tem hates "living the dream"

fuck that answer.

tem said...

unless you are tom brady or something.

he can answer that way.

tem said...

next time someone says that i am going to say "damn, you didn't really reach for the stars with your dream did ya? well i guess there is something to be said for setting easily attainable goals"

blue said...

especially in accounting, i'm livin the dream everyday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What about Telmet stickers?

tem said...

telmet stickers are harder to get than that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

T-minus 30 minutes until Pizza Hut. I'm pumped.

blue said...

telmet stickers are livin the dream

tem said...

live the dream this retard.

blue said...

pizza hut buffet gives blue the afternoon meiz's

blue said...

afternoon meiz's are not livin the dream

tem said...

i haven't had pizza hut in at least a year, probably two.

El Padrino said...

pizza hut, yeah, now that's quality

blue said...

i used to order pizza hut a lot....but i don't go there anymore because, i don't enjoy shitting all day long

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lady, why the fuck would you print your UPS label in green ink? Why?

And then when the fucking thing gets fucked up in transit, you're gonna call and be pissed at me. You're the one that's the fool, not the middle-man.

tem said...

papa johns goes right through ya too.

blue said...

i don't mind greasy pizza as long as the grease is coming from the pepperoni or cheese or whatever, not the crust

tem said...

who even has green ink?

blue said...

I didn't know there was a "no green ink" policy.

tem said...

indeed something is wrong with greasy bread.

blue said...

i used to have one of those pens that had red, blue, green, and black ink, all on one pen

El Padrino said...

customer is always right deke
your fighting an uphill battle

blue said...

meiz likes to fuck with customers.


chick brought in the package with green ink, and he said, fuck green ink, and threw that package in the "delay" bin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"pizza hut, yeah, now that's quality"

Please make note that I never said anything about quality. The shit just tastes good.

blue said...

when does the wacky league start?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"customer is always right deke
your fighting an uphill battle"

False. The customer is usually wrong at this fine establishment.

Keith S said...

"also if you think that southern folk are ever going to learn spanish you are nuts.
we can barely learn english."


I thought you argued that you weren't a southerner?

Keith S said...

"Please make note that I never said anything about quality. The shit just tastes good."

It's a battle you won't win, mize

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

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