I am un able to slap up the BS that is usually the Monday post. so, here it is.
The US Open.
The NBA Finals.
Interleague play.
Wimbledon prep.
And yes, I'll be at fucking work tomorrow.
No, I'm not in EP's boat.
I did pour out a little for his Godfather
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 828 Newer› Newest»I am un able to slap up the BS that is usually the Monday post. so, here it is.
I'd argue that your effort here is actually more than your usual.
well done.
How do they leave Eddie House open for a three?
It's a good thing he missed it.
Paul Pierce's "beard" is comical
So they leave House open AGAIN and he buries it. Terrible.
I wouldn't say he was "open"
Lakers inbounds should debacle should have been a turnover.
That first three attempt he was wide open. After seeing the second one on the replay, that was a pretty tough shot.
fuck, I wish Boston woulda won - get it over with so we can all start to move on and put this behind us.
Stern has this planned out for seven games Zeke.
I've had about enough of Mike Breen and crew also.
I like how Pierce had a delayed reaction after that steal. Two seconds after he realized he lost the ball he acted like he got hit and was like "Oh yeah, I got fouled. Call a foul."
B Rabbit on VH1
eh-yo....
CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
Kim Basinger as his white trash Mom is hot.
Meiz is no Tiger Woods
his finish today was eerily similar to my prediction...his paul pierce moment.
now I hope Rocco beats him tomorrow
i just watched that the other day...good stuff
his paul pierce moment.
Tiger hasn't been nearly as dramatic/a pussy as Pierce was.
He'd have to be stretchered off the course and medivacked away then comeback to play to reach Pierce's-pussy-level.
like how the knee only seems to hurt when he hits a bad shot?
yesterday using his driver as a makeshift cane?
there is no doubt he's hurt, but the pierce moment was a joke, because at least tiger had a real injury
the double fist pump is very "frank the tank"-ish
"fuck, I wish Boston woulda won - get it over with so we can all start to move on and put this behind us."
Agreed
i miss the pictures
thanks deke, zeke, T for the condolences
if anyone else said something that i missed i thank you too
and to the boys who hit me on my blog i thank you guys too
tiger was excited i would say
no prob EP.
i like the cut to rocco in the tent, when he said, i knew he was gonna make that...
good stuff, sportscenter is not totally worthless
I'm surprised we didn't get any celebratory Spiff posts...
tiger enjoys the golf
i noticed that el tardo did not immediately have an article up this morning
"i like the cut to rocco in the tent, when he said, i knew he was gonna make that..."
yea that was pretty good. He was saying what everyone else was thinking...
I gotta say, yesterday was the first time in my life I've watched any significant amount of golf. It wasn't as awful as I thought it would be.
he never puts the article up in a timely manner if the lakers win.
this tiger guy might be able to make a living with this golf stuff.
C's are just better, lakers must have been overated, if kobe goes cold during any point of the game they can't make shots, he needs to score more than 40 in boston for them to even sniff a win
I watch the US Open every year, and the masters...that's the extent of my golf tv watching.
the last time I watched golf on TV was a couple years ago when Tiger made that ridiculous chip on 16...was that also a US Open? I can't remember...
rocco should nancy kerrigan tiger.
and spiff, sasha vujacic
how did this guy fool the zen master into thinking he should get more than 8 minutes a game?
i watch the michael douglas and friends invitational.
seeing alice cooper and kenny g act like best friends on the golf course is hilarious.
i've watched maybe, maybe 27 minutes of golf on TV in my entire life
hollinger has some NBA finals crap on ESPN. I don't get it at all.
Dwade with 34.7 ppg, 7.8rpg and 3.8apg is ranked higher than MJs 31.2ppg, 6.6rpg and 11.4apg.
wft? is it solely points driven.
the rebounds and points are pretty close and MJ destroys Wade on assists, how is Wade's performance better?
hell MJ is responsible for 31.2 points + 11.4 X 2 points = 54
Wade = 42.3
this year some 15yr old missed a game tying putt (from 8 feet) and alice cooper almost threw his club at her.
wade is a miracle worker
wade did some unbelievable shit, but this PER stuff is supposed to be all about the numbers and I can't see how Wade's numbers are that much better than Jordans.
hollinger is fucking retarded.
i dont even know how hollinger is employed
i'd kick him in the nuts if given the opportunity.
Hollinger is stoopid.
what zeke said on the game last night
i agree, we need to move on, maybe even try to forget about it
I can't wait for power rankings.
i'm positive i played another top 3 team this week.
everyone brings their A game when they play the Furry Balls.
this NBA season never existed
yes you did tem
power rankings are dun, I just have to post them in a minute.
btw-
deluxe's team sucks panda dick, got shut out by Spiff, and spiff finished 6th in the weekly rankings.
i had a good week and still lost 3-7-2.
or at least i thought i had a good week.
furry balls had a pretty decent week
fantasy talk kilt lov.
too bad.
so what time do tiger and rocco tee off today?
my team is no joke
benching mussina on sat was slightly dumb considering furry balls tied me in wins, i was worried he was going to get shelled in that ridiculous ballpark in houston
and my closers showed up last week
normally only one of them do
tiger and rocco tee off at noon EDT
tee off at noon, finish around 6pm?
or will it be quicker since they are the only 2 going?
I would guess they'll finish around 5PM
hmm, will have to watch online then.
i wonder if the back 9 will be shown online.
WWL says front 9 is on 360.com and usopen.com. or something like that.
oh cue:
meiz's "tiger shoots 77 today"
it takes me roughly 4.5 hours to play 18 holes, and i'm not all slow and deliberate and take my time like Tiger and Rocco.
of course i hit about 15 more shots than they do though too
just 15?
i'd hit 115 more.
"the last time I watched golf on TV was a couple years ago when Tiger made that ridiculous chip on 16...was that also a US Open? I can't remember..."
That was The Masters.
And it sounds like the chick watches more golf than anyone else on LOV. I watch as much as I can of all 4 majors and then random days of various other tournaments. I love watching it, but that's what happens when you grow up in the hometown of The Masters.
have you ever done it on the Augusta course?
it's a dinosaur
what's that link for?
"have you ever done it on the Augusta course?"
No, but I would if I could. Right on the 15th green. :-)
NS.
why can't you?
take one of those old dudes out there and just have at it.
"what's that link for?"
what isn't it for?
i don't know what it is for or what it isn't for. or what it is.
the rankings of power have been posted
is it for 25 cent playboy channel?
i bet it's not for that.
showtime and skinemax were free this weekend
show HD was not free.
i never checked a cinemax channel.
2nd aint bad
"i don't know what it is for or what it isn't for. or what it is."
click on it and find out.
*showtime and skinemax were free on directv this weekend
the 15th green would never be the same
direct tv >>>>>> time warner
"click on it and find out."
no
whiner.
i'm blocked on whatever that is
angels/mets is interesting
also blue, mets play col in col again
minor scheduling wft there no?
Stupid hall of fame game.
Why is there an exhibition game in the middle of the season?
so dumb.
"also blue, mets play col in col again
minor scheduling wft there no?"
yeah, they mentioned it the last time the Mets were here, that this would be the first time in a long while that the Mets made two trips to CO....the schedule is all kinds of messed up this year.
what is freak whining about today?
not for nothing but the mets might have had the worst travelling scehdule this first half of the season, it does howver get better
i dont think they leave the eastern seaboard more than twice from late july to sept.
"what is freak whining about today?"
hall of fame game
up i checked, furthest they go after this west coast trip is houston
wft is the hall of fame game?
they should take a cue from the nfl and do the hall game in March
meaning during exihibtion baseball
"the 15th green would never be the same"
Hell, neither would I. I wonder if instead of a green jacket they'd give me a green thong after that ...
brewers were supposed to win 11 in a row, but lost 2 of 3 to the mighty twins
green thong >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green jacket
does keef have Wang?
that sounds like a personal question
got damn lakers got lucky, delaying the inevitable...
...unless garnett continues doing what he do, he's got awful, he's gets paid a shitload to not be dominating gasol. he is a much different player at home though.
im going to the angels-mets on wednesday
nice
get lincecum for 2 starts this week, sweet
think i get Kazmir and Santana twice
spiff, all joking and posturing aside, you think L.A. can force a game 7?
i got a great idea
let's buy a house along a riverbank!
"California same-sex couples can wed now"
spiff get the sniper rifle ready and pick a spot 200-300 yards away from city hall
then do work son
tila tequila says that she's the reason that same sex couples can wed in CA.
EP, is it time for willie to go?
i don't expect lakers to win game six unless kobe goes off for a double nickel(10%) or everyone not named paul pierce continues to play like doodoo(50%)
"spiff get the sniper rifle ready and pick a spot 200-300 yards away from city hall
then do work son"
hilarity, i bet someone is seriously thinking about doing this
no.
he should get the repsect of finishing out the season, he is the 2nd winningest manager in met history for christ sake
but i understand you cant fire 25 players so if it happens it happens
but jerry manuel is no different so i dont see a replacement anywhere
the celtics want to shit the bed very very badly
HUNGRY
"and spiff, sasha vujacic
how did this guy fool the zen master into thinking he should get more than 8 minutes a game?"
when his 3 is on, he doesn't miss, but games like yesterday, where he got mad about something and thus threw up bad shot after bad shot, he should be on the bench
gold w/o Tiger playing - rather, with Tiger in contention....is boring as fuck.
i really hate euro players
wow, totally fucked up the first comment of the week for me. bad omen.
*golf.
i got 5 players involved in tonights mets/angels game
and for my money league i have 7
I told y'all the Lakers supporting cast would let them down. Said this at the start of the playoffs.
granted I said they'd lose to the nugglets, whatever.
you did
and spiffg is right, KG is so overhyped.
I get all the chest banging and yelling and "intensity" and "he changed the culture of the locker room" blah blah blah.
He was 1-4 from the FT line late in the 4th Q.
shuddafuckup mayne
kobe has actually been very disappointing
and I can see Tiger playing up the knee.....Rocco is also playing up the "awww shucks, I'm just happy to be here routine".
i've never been a KG fan...i've always felt he was way overrated...played on shitty teams in minny, Al Jefferson put up similar numbers on a similar team...and never "rose to the occasion".
and if dude really is not sleeping as El Tardo suggests, there is something seriously wrong with that guy...like OJ/Nicole/Ron Goldman wrong...take a fucking lunestra
"I get all the chest banging and yelling and "intensity"
corny
"kobe has actually been very disappointing"
agree with that point too, although it shouldn't have been a conversation to begin with, but the Kobe/Jordan comparisons can effectively be put to rest after this series.
and Tem don't even try to make sense of Hollinger and his garbage.
him and his stats are worthless.
I saw coverage of him at a post game PC on NBA TV and dood's voice is mad high, squeaky even.
"I watch the US Open every year, and the masters...that's the extent of my golf tv watching."
aaaaaaahhhhhh!
The British is the best.
"The British is the best."
the british is on too early in the morning...i'll watch it sometimes, but not like the US Open
"does keef have Wang?"
Mr. 1 hour late to the baseball game has him.
corny
totally agree.
he acts up to overshadow that he's overrated.
keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up
you deserve more, even with Harden's injury history
peeped game on that Nic Cage flick Natty Treasure 2.
it was better than the new Indy Jones flick.
that's not saying much but still.
The Riot trades David Murpy OF, TX
for
I need more DL spots SP, Rich Harden, Oak.
links golf sucks.
"keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up"
He was a waiver pick up that I tried to get, but my waiver priority was low. I need offense badly.
since I know EP was out on Friday, here is kim K in a bikini again.
showing off that ass
Plus with my DL history, it's probably a good time to get rid of Harden.
seriously David Murphy >>> Torii Hunter?
Tiger: 75
Rocco: 80
"links golf sucks."
Oh hell no. Links golf is hard.
Rowand/Nady/Dye have always been available
"seriously David Murphy >>> Torii Hunter?"
Tulo on the DL >>> Torii Hunter
ok...damn that freak.
things be crazy, you
didnt nady just get hurt, ran into a wall or something
keith is not a torri hunter fan...he's only one of the greatest centerfielders of all time..but then again, he never gets hurt, so he wouldn't fit in on keith's team
keef why didnt you pick up guillen when he was a FA last week?
or reynolds?
Torii - .268, 9HR, 33RBI, 35R, 9SB
Murphy - .282, 10HR, 47RBI, 40R, 5SB
"keef why didnt you pick up guillen when he was a FA last week?"
I tried.
And Reynolds sucks.
Nady is getting an MRI today on that shoulder, just seems like he banged it hard.
TWSS
My team gets awesomer by the day.
and tiger takes the lead....rocco feeling the pressure
if they have a playoff, they should just make it match play so it could end after 9 or 10 holes
"You should never leave a putt that is either it goes in and you lose short."
Cumbonics
Freak was floating Murphy for Harang offer and I pulled a Keef; I thought about it but decided against it and just left the trade offer open. I guess I could still accept it because it's still shows up on my team page.
look it's the guy in "not last place"
"Freak was floating Murphy for Harang offer and I pulled a Keef; I thought about it but decided against it and just left the trade offer open. I guess I could still accept it because it's still shows up on my team page."
Harang sucks this year
"keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up"
EP, thanks a bunch for dropping murphy.
Really helped me out.
I love people that bitch about prices and then drive off in their BMW 7 Hundred.
Fuckfaces.
better blog for the usopen, if anyone cares
Haren is still on Keith's team for a couple more days, which means he could still wind up on the DL. I wouldn't count my chickens just yet, Freak.
"EP, thanks a bunch for dropping murphy.
Really helped me out."
had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is
"had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is"
trade for more depth then.
I like the WWL one. Sobel's pretty good.
re: links golf
enjoyable to watch ≠ difficult to play
"I like the WWL one. Sobel's pretty good."
except he doesn't tell you shit about what's going on, he'd much rather discuss course set up and rocco's mother's cat.
we didn't need Murphy.
Murphy splurphy.
f that guy.
I said:
"had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is"
Freak said:
"trade for more depth then."
I'm confused. Why would I trade for more depth.
Rocco almost hole-in-oned it on 3.
I almost hole in oned it in 2 yesterday
Rocco almost hole-in-oned it on 3.
things crazy, you.
el tigre is wearing the same sweaty red shirt he wore yesterday
2 other guys were wearing the red/black combo yesterday.
not cool.
how come tiger's daughter wasn't at the Open yesterday? it was father's day and she didn't even come watch him play?
phil's kids would have been there, and running all over the greens and stuff
Doesn't his daughter still suck on the teet?
2 shot swing at 3.
Phil's kids weren't there yesterday bc they're frontrunners.
They were ashamed at that 9 he took on that one hole, Tin Cup style.
"Doesn't his daughter still suck on the teet?"
she's roughly a year old...one year olds can go to golf tournaments
"Phil's kids weren't there yesterday bc they're frontrunners."
they won't be at a lot of tournaments in the future I guess, either then
Phil is a fraud.
meiz could beat phil in match play
on a links course
With 1 chin tied behind his back
Rocco's wearing the red/black combo today, huh?
does he have on the peace belt buckle?
Not sure. He's got a black sleeveless sweater over the red shirt.
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