Monday, June 16, 2008

Extenuating Circumstances

I am un able to slap up the BS that is usually the Monday post. so, here it is.


The US Open.

The NBA Finals.

Interleague play.

Wimbledon prep.


And yes, I'll be at fucking work tomorrow.

No, I'm not in EP's boat.

I did pour out a little for his Godfather

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isiah thomas said...

I am un able to slap up the BS that is usually the Monday post. so, here it is.

I'd argue that your effort here is actually more than your usual.

well done.

Tyler said...

How do they leave Eddie House open for a three?

Tyler said...

It's a good thing he missed it.

Tyler said...

Paul Pierce's "beard" is comical

Tyler said...

So they leave House open AGAIN and he buries it. Terrible.

Keith S said...

I wouldn't say he was "open"

Tyler said...

Lakers inbounds should debacle should have been a turnover.

Tyler said...

That first three attempt he was wide open. After seeing the second one on the replay, that was a pretty tough shot.

isiah thomas said...

fuck, I wish Boston woulda won - get it over with so we can all start to move on and put this behind us.

Tyler said...

Stern has this planned out for seven games Zeke.

isiah thomas said...

I've had about enough of Mike Breen and crew also.

Tyler said...

I like how Pierce had a delayed reaction after that steal. Two seconds after he realized he lost the ball he acted like he got hit and was like "Oh yeah, I got fouled. Call a foul."

isiah thomas said...

B Rabbit on VH1

isiah thomas said...

eh-yo....


CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!

Tyler said...

Kim Basinger as his white trash Mom is hot.

blue said...

Meiz is no Tiger Woods


his finish today was eerily similar to my prediction...his paul pierce moment.

now I hope Rocco beats him tomorrow

blue said...

i just watched that the other day...good stuff

isiah thomas said...

his paul pierce moment.

Tiger hasn't been nearly as dramatic/a pussy as Pierce was.

He'd have to be stretchered off the course and medivacked away then comeback to play to reach Pierce's-pussy-level.

blue said...

like how the knee only seems to hurt when he hits a bad shot?

yesterday using his driver as a makeshift cane?

there is no doubt he's hurt, but the pierce moment was a joke, because at least tiger had a real injury

blue said...

the double fist pump is very "frank the tank"-ish

Keith S said...

"fuck, I wish Boston woulda won - get it over with so we can all start to move on and put this behind us."

Agreed

blue said...

i miss the pictures

El Padrino said...

thanks deke, zeke, T for the condolences

if anyone else said something that i missed i thank you too

El Padrino said...

and to the boys who hit me on my blog i thank you guys too

El Padrino said...

tiger was excited i would say

The 8th Letter said...

no prob EP.

El Padrino said...

i like the cut to rocco in the tent, when he said, i knew he was gonna make that...

good stuff, sportscenter is not totally worthless

The 8th Letter said...

I'm surprised we didn't get any celebratory Spiff posts...

blue said...

tiger enjoys the golf

blue said...

i noticed that el tardo did not immediately have an article up this morning

The 8th Letter said...

"i like the cut to rocco in the tent, when he said, i knew he was gonna make that..."

yea that was pretty good. He was saying what everyone else was thinking...

The 8th Letter said...

I gotta say, yesterday was the first time in my life I've watched any significant amount of golf. It wasn't as awful as I thought it would be.

tem said...

he never puts the article up in a timely manner if the lakers win.

tem said...

this tiger guy might be able to make a living with this golf stuff.

El Padrino said...

C's are just better, lakers must have been overated, if kobe goes cold during any point of the game they can't make shots, he needs to score more than 40 in boston for them to even sniff a win

blue said...

I watch the US Open every year, and the masters...that's the extent of my golf tv watching.

The 8th Letter said...

the last time I watched golf on TV was a couple years ago when Tiger made that ridiculous chip on 16...was that also a US Open? I can't remember...

tem said...

rocco should nancy kerrigan tiger.

El Padrino said...

and spiff, sasha vujacic
how did this guy fool the zen master into thinking he should get more than 8 minutes a game?

tem said...

i watch the michael douglas and friends invitational.

seeing alice cooper and kenny g act like best friends on the golf course is hilarious.

El Padrino said...

i've watched maybe, maybe 27 minutes of golf on TV in my entire life

tem said...

hollinger has some NBA finals crap on ESPN. I don't get it at all.

Dwade with 34.7 ppg, 7.8rpg and 3.8apg is ranked higher than MJs 31.2ppg, 6.6rpg and 11.4apg.

wft? is it solely points driven.

the rebounds and points are pretty close and MJ destroys Wade on assists, how is Wade's performance better?

hell MJ is responsible for 31.2 points + 11.4 X 2 points = 54

Wade = 42.3

tem said...

this year some 15yr old missed a game tying putt (from 8 feet) and alice cooper almost threw his club at her.

blue said...

wade is a miracle worker

tem said...

wade did some unbelievable shit, but this PER stuff is supposed to be all about the numbers and I can't see how Wade's numbers are that much better than Jordans.

hollinger is fucking retarded.

El Padrino said...

i dont even know how hollinger is employed

tem said...

i'd kick him in the nuts if given the opportunity.

JFreak said...

Hollinger is stoopid.

El Padrino said...

what zeke said on the game last night

i agree, we need to move on, maybe even try to forget about it

JFreak said...

I can't wait for power rankings.

tem said...

i'm positive i played another top 3 team this week.

everyone brings their A game when they play the Furry Balls.

blue said...

this NBA season never existed

blue said...

yes you did tem

blue said...

power rankings are dun, I just have to post them in a minute.


btw-
deluxe's team sucks panda dick, got shut out by Spiff, and spiff finished 6th in the weekly rankings.

tem said...

i had a good week and still lost 3-7-2.

tem said...

or at least i thought i had a good week.

blue said...

furry balls had a pretty decent week

tem said...

fantasy talk kilt lov.

too bad.

tem said...

so what time do tiger and rocco tee off today?

El Padrino said...

my team is no joke
benching mussina on sat was slightly dumb considering furry balls tied me in wins, i was worried he was going to get shelled in that ridiculous ballpark in houston

El Padrino said...

and my closers showed up last week
normally only one of them do

blue said...

tiger and rocco tee off at noon EDT

tem said...

tee off at noon, finish around 6pm?

or will it be quicker since they are the only 2 going?

blue said...

I would guess they'll finish around 5PM

tem said...

hmm, will have to watch online then.

i wonder if the back 9 will be shown online.

WWL says front 9 is on 360.com and usopen.com. or something like that.

tem said...

oh cue:

meiz's "tiger shoots 77 today"

blue said...

it takes me roughly 4.5 hours to play 18 holes, and i'm not all slow and deliberate and take my time like Tiger and Rocco.


of course i hit about 15 more shots than they do though too

tem said...

just 15?

tem said...

i'd hit 115 more.

Beth said...

"the last time I watched golf on TV was a couple years ago when Tiger made that ridiculous chip on 16...was that also a US Open? I can't remember..."

That was The Masters.

And it sounds like the chick watches more golf than anyone else on LOV. I watch as much as I can of all 4 majors and then random days of various other tournaments. I love watching it, but that's what happens when you grow up in the hometown of The Masters.

El Padrino said...

have you ever done it on the Augusta course?

JFreak said...

it's a dinosaur

tem said...

what's that link for?

Beth said...

"have you ever done it on the Augusta course?"

No, but I would if I could. Right on the 15th green. :-)

NS.

tem said...

why can't you?

take one of those old dudes out there and just have at it.

JFreak said...

"what's that link for?"

what isn't it for?

tem said...

i don't know what it is for or what it isn't for. or what it is.

blue said...

the rankings of power have been posted

tem said...

is it for 25 cent playboy channel?

tem said...

i bet it's not for that.

blue said...

showtime and skinemax were free this weekend

tem said...

show HD was not free.

i never checked a cinemax channel.

El Padrino said...

2nd aint bad

JFreak said...

"i don't know what it is for or what it isn't for. or what it is."

click on it and find out.

blue said...

*showtime and skinemax were free on directv this weekend

El Padrino said...

the 15th green would never be the same

tem said...

direct tv >>>>>> time warner

tem said...

"click on it and find out."

no

JFreak said...

whiner.

El Padrino said...

i'm blocked on whatever that is

El Padrino said...

angels/mets is interesting
also blue, mets play col in col again

minor scheduling wft there no?

JFreak said...

Stupid hall of fame game.

Why is there an exhibition game in the middle of the season?

so dumb.

blue said...

"also blue, mets play col in col again

minor scheduling wft there no?"


yeah, they mentioned it the last time the Mets were here, that this would be the first time in a long while that the Mets made two trips to CO....the schedule is all kinds of messed up this year.

blue said...

what is freak whining about today?

El Padrino said...

not for nothing but the mets might have had the worst travelling scehdule this first half of the season, it does howver get better
i dont think they leave the eastern seaboard more than twice from late july to sept.

JFreak said...

"what is freak whining about today?"

hall of fame game

El Padrino said...

up i checked, furthest they go after this west coast trip is houston

tem said...

wft is the hall of fame game?

El Padrino said...

they should take a cue from the nfl and do the hall game in March

El Padrino said...

meaning during exihibtion baseball

Beth said...

"the 15th green would never be the same"

Hell, neither would I. I wonder if instead of a green jacket they'd give me a green thong after that ...

blue said...

brewers were supposed to win 11 in a row, but lost 2 of 3 to the mighty twins

El Padrino said...

green thong >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> green jacket

El Padrino said...

does keef have Wang?

blue said...

that sounds like a personal question

paula pierce has a vagina said...

got damn lakers got lucky, delaying the inevitable...

...unless garnett continues doing what he do, he's got awful, he's gets paid a shitload to not be dominating gasol. he is a much different player at home though.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

im going to the angels-mets on wednesday

El Padrino said...

nice

paula pierce has a vagina said...

get lincecum for 2 starts this week, sweet

El Padrino said...

think i get Kazmir and Santana twice

The 8th Letter said...

spiff, all joking and posturing aside, you think L.A. can force a game 7?

El Padrino said...

i got a great idea

let's buy a house along a riverbank!

El Padrino said...

"California same-sex couples can wed now"

spiff get the sniper rifle ready and pick a spot 200-300 yards away from city hall


then do work son

blue said...

tila tequila says that she's the reason that same sex couples can wed in CA.

blue said...

EP, is it time for willie to go?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i don't expect lakers to win game six unless kobe goes off for a double nickel(10%) or everyone not named paul pierce continues to play like doodoo(50%)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"spiff get the sniper rifle ready and pick a spot 200-300 yards away from city hall


then do work son"

hilarity, i bet someone is seriously thinking about doing this

El Padrino said...

no.

he should get the repsect of finishing out the season, he is the 2nd winningest manager in met history for christ sake

but i understand you cant fire 25 players so if it happens it happens

but jerry manuel is no different so i dont see a replacement anywhere

paula pierce has a vagina said...

the celtics want to shit the bed very very badly

tem said...

HUNGRY

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"and spiff, sasha vujacic
how did this guy fool the zen master into thinking he should get more than 8 minutes a game?"

when his 3 is on, he doesn't miss, but games like yesterday, where he got mad about something and thus threw up bad shot after bad shot, he should be on the bench

isiah thomas said...

gold w/o Tiger playing - rather, with Tiger in contention....is boring as fuck.

El Padrino said...

i really hate euro players

isiah thomas said...

wow, totally fucked up the first comment of the week for me. bad omen.

*golf.

El Padrino said...

i got 5 players involved in tonights mets/angels game

and for my money league i have 7

isiah thomas said...

I told y'all the Lakers supporting cast would let them down. Said this at the start of the playoffs.

granted I said they'd lose to the nugglets, whatever.

El Padrino said...

you did

isiah thomas said...

and spiffg is right, KG is so overhyped.

I get all the chest banging and yelling and "intensity" and "he changed the culture of the locker room" blah blah blah.

He was 1-4 from the FT line late in the 4th Q.

shuddafuckup mayne

paula pierce has a vagina said...

kobe has actually been very disappointing

isiah thomas said...

and I can see Tiger playing up the knee.....Rocco is also playing up the "awww shucks, I'm just happy to be here routine".

blue said...

i've never been a KG fan...i've always felt he was way overrated...played on shitty teams in minny, Al Jefferson put up similar numbers on a similar team...and never "rose to the occasion".

and if dude really is not sleeping as El Tardo suggests, there is something seriously wrong with that guy...like OJ/Nicole/Ron Goldman wrong...take a fucking lunestra

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

"I get all the chest banging and yelling and "intensity"


corny

blue said...

"kobe has actually been very disappointing"

agree with that point too, although it shouldn't have been a conversation to begin with, but the Kobe/Jordan comparisons can effectively be put to rest after this series.

isiah thomas said...

and Tem don't even try to make sense of Hollinger and his garbage.

him and his stats are worthless.

I saw coverage of him at a post game PC on NBA TV and dood's voice is mad high, squeaky even.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I watch the US Open every year, and the masters...that's the extent of my golf tv watching."



aaaaaaahhhhhh!


The British is the best.

blue said...

"The British is the best."

the british is on too early in the morning...i'll watch it sometimes, but not like the US Open

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does keef have Wang?"

Mr. 1 hour late to the baseball game has him.

isiah thomas said...

corny

totally agree.

he acts up to overshadow that he's overrated.

El Padrino said...

keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up

you deserve more, even with Harden's injury history

isiah thomas said...

peeped game on that Nic Cage flick Natty Treasure 2.

it was better than the new Indy Jones flick.

that's not saying much but still.

El Padrino said...

The Riot trades David Murpy OF, TX

for

I need more DL spots SP, Rich Harden, Oak.

isiah thomas said...

links golf sucks.

Keith S said...

"keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up"

He was a waiver pick up that I tried to get, but my waiver priority was low. I need offense badly.

blue said...

since I know EP was out on Friday, here is kim K in a bikini again.


showing off that ass

Keith S said...

Plus with my DL history, it's probably a good time to get rid of Harden.

blue said...

seriously David Murphy >>> Torii Hunter?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tiger: 75

Rocco: 80

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"links golf sucks."

Oh hell no. Links golf is hard.

El Padrino said...

Rowand/Nady/Dye have always been available

Keith S said...

"seriously David Murphy >>> Torii Hunter?"

Tulo on the DL >>> Torii Hunter

blue said...

ok...damn that freak.

blue said...

things be crazy, you

paula pierce has a vagina said...

didnt nady just get hurt, ran into a wall or something

blue said...

keith is not a torri hunter fan...he's only one of the greatest centerfielders of all time..but then again, he never gets hurt, so he wouldn't fit in on keith's team

paula pierce has a vagina said...

keef why didnt you pick up guillen when he was a FA last week?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

or reynolds?

Keith S said...

Torii - .268, 9HR, 33RBI, 35R, 9SB

Murphy - .282, 10HR, 47RBI, 40R, 5SB

Keith S said...

"keef why didnt you pick up guillen when he was a FA last week?"

I tried.

Keith S said...

And Reynolds sucks.

El Padrino said...

Nady is getting an MRI today on that shoulder, just seems like he banged it hard.

Keith S said...

TWSS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My team gets awesomer by the day.

blue said...

and tiger takes the lead....rocco feeling the pressure

blue said...

if they have a playoff, they should just make it match play so it could end after 9 or 10 holes

Keith S said...

"You should never leave a putt that is either it goes in and you lose short."


Cumbonics

Tyler said...

Freak was floating Murphy for Harang offer and I pulled a Keef; I thought about it but decided against it and just left the trade offer open. I guess I could still accept it because it's still shows up on my team page.

blue said...

look it's the guy in "not last place"

Keith S said...

"Freak was floating Murphy for Harang offer and I pulled a Keef; I thought about it but decided against it and just left the trade offer open. I guess I could still accept it because it's still shows up on my team page."

Harang sucks this year

JFreak said...

"keef what are you doing
david murphy was a waver pick up"

EP, thanks a bunch for dropping murphy.

Really helped me out.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I love people that bitch about prices and then drive off in their BMW 7 Hundred.

Fuckfaces.

blue said...

better blog for the usopen, if anyone cares

Tyler said...

Haren is still on Keith's team for a couple more days, which means he could still wind up on the DL. I wouldn't count my chickens just yet, Freak.

El Padrino said...

"EP, thanks a bunch for dropping murphy.

Really helped me out."

had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is

JFreak said...

"had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is"

trade for more depth then.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I like the WWL one. Sobel's pretty good.

isiah thomas said...

re: links golf

enjoyable to watch ≠ difficult to play

blue said...

"I like the WWL one. Sobel's pretty good."

except he doesn't tell you shit about what's going on, he'd much rather discuss course set up and rocco's mother's cat.

isiah thomas said...

we didn't need Murphy.

Murphy splurphy.

f that guy.

El Padrino said...

I said:
"had nowhere to put him
that's how deep my team is"

Freak said:
"trade for more depth then."

I'm confused. Why would I trade for more depth.

JFreak said...

Rocco almost hole-in-oned it on 3.

Keith S said...

I almost hole in oned it in 2 yesterday

isiah thomas said...

Rocco almost hole-in-oned it on 3.

things crazy, you.

blue said...

el tigre is wearing the same sweaty red shirt he wore yesterday

isiah thomas said...

2 other guys were wearing the red/black combo yesterday.

not cool.

blue said...

how come tiger's daughter wasn't at the Open yesterday? it was father's day and she didn't even come watch him play?

blue said...

phil's kids would have been there, and running all over the greens and stuff

Keith S said...

Doesn't his daughter still suck on the teet?

isiah thomas said...

2 shot swing at 3.

isiah thomas said...

Phil's kids weren't there yesterday bc they're frontrunners.

They were ashamed at that 9 he took on that one hole, Tin Cup style.

blue said...

"Doesn't his daughter still suck on the teet?"

she's roughly a year old...one year olds can go to golf tournaments

blue said...

"Phil's kids weren't there yesterday bc they're frontrunners."

they won't be at a lot of tournaments in the future I guess, either then

isiah thomas said...

Phil is a fraud.

blue said...

meiz could beat phil in match play

blue said...

on a links course

Keith S said...

With 1 chin tied behind his back

Keith S said...

Rocco's wearing the red/black combo today, huh?

blue said...

does he have on the peace belt buckle?

Keith S said...

Not sure. He's got a black sleeveless sweater over the red shirt.

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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