Thursday, June 19, 2008

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If a Fantasy Football team owner chooses not to keep the maximum number of players allowed, they will draft a new player from the available pool. The available pool will not include any players designated to be a keeper. Assuming a four team league with a maximum of three keepers, where two owners choose not to keep three players, the draft will occur as follows:

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Brian - second pick - keeping 2 players
Chris - third pick - keeping 3 players
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1st Round:
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Brian obtains first of two keepers
Chris obtains first of three keepers
Dave drafts a player from available player pool

2nd Round:
Adam obtains second of three keepers
Brian obtains second of two keepers
Chris obtains second of three keepers
Dave drafts player from available player pool

3rd Round:
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Brian drafts player from available player pool
Chris obtains third of three keepers
Dave drafts player from available player pool

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Brian drafts player from available player pool
Chris drafts player from available player pool
Dave drafts player from available player pool

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Chris drafts player from available player pool
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Tyler said...

so i guess that answers everyone's fantasy quesssstions.

Tyler said...

I was on the other post. Just saw this one.

Tyler said...

This place is Zoidberg.

Tyler said...

I'm out

JFreak said...

Slim Jim commercials are idiotic.

JFreak said...

Battlefield Heroes is looking better and better.

JFreak said...

I am sleepy.

Beth said...

"so i guess that answers everyone's fantasy quesssstions"

But I didn't have any fantasy questions.


Well, at least not about baseball...

(The joke was there, I figured I'd say it before everyone else did.)

Beth said...

Wth? How'd my old profile pic come back? I never changed it.

Beth said...

This is better.

El Padrino said...

funny pic
except det. Briscoe is dead

dirtbag

El Padrino said...

DOUBLE TITS

YEAH!

blue said...

Tyler with a very strong yet impressive run to Rev last night.


well done sir

blue said...

briscoe guy died in real life though right?

El Padrino said...

yes.

Tyler said...

Ah, the Goddamn Batman. That was not on there last night.

Tyler said...

What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the Hell do you think I am?

Tyler said...

I'm the Goddamn Batman.

tem said...

ib. ybz.

Tyler said...

Yeah, RIP Jerry Orbach.

blue said...

suck it zoidberg

tem said...

catching up on yesterday: TWTFWS

was hilarious.

tem said...

accident talk:

i almost got into 3 accidents today. all of which were where a mercedes or beemer almost hit me.

blue said...

tem drives in expensive intersections

Tyler said...

Ohio has the best/most expensive accidents.

Tyler said...

I'm gonna get ready to sit in traffic.

tem said...

it would not have been an expensive accident.

whatever the mercedes was worth, my car is worth negative that amount.

tem said...

the driver could have totalled my car, given me $100 and I would have taken it.

tem said...

*given me $100 to pretend the accident never happened.

tem said...

not really, i'd need at least $250.

El Padrino said...

TPS is going apeshit in here

wft

El Padrino said...

spiff you had a clear view of that Easley HR right?

good.

beating frankie was sweet

tem said...

today is garfields like 30th birthday or something.

blue said...

that's old for a cat.

maybe it's all the lasagna he ate

The 8th Letter said...

hey, did you guys hear about the Celtics? I guess they won a pretty big game or something...

blue said...

rockies won last night, have won 5 series in a row now, and (euker voice) are threatening to climb out of the cellar.

blue said...

*ueker

tem said...

cnn.com main page is hilarity right now.

tem said...

what are the celtics?

like from ireland waaay back in the day?

i thought the romans beat them up or something?

tem said...

Luck runs out for pigs caught in flood

Luck ran out for about a dozen pigs that escaped their flooded farm, swam through raging floodwaters and scrambled atop a sandbag levee in southeastern Iowa. Des Moines County sheriff's officials shot the pigs, saying they were worried the pigs would weaken the levee. full story

blue said...

ahahaah

fucking pigs

tem said...

"Battlefield Heroes is looking better and better."

what is battlefield heroes?

blue said...

this was an LoV commissioned study

tem said...

they shot the pigs instead of just going over to the levee and picking them up.

wft? just go get the pigs. don't shoot them. and if you are going to shoot them at least eat them.

blue said...

"what is battlefield heroes?"

that's the ben stiller, jack black, robert downey jr movie. where downey jr plays a black dude.

tem said...

tiger is out for a year with shin splints.

blue said...

"wft? just go get the pigs. don't shoot them"

pigs eat people, bones and all

blue said...

kobe wants to be traded

blue said...

oh good...cnn has live coverage of the celtics victory parade. Whew, i thought I was going to miss it.

tem said...

that movie did look ok.

but that is coming from me and i think hancock looks like it might be ok.

tem said...

Ride That Penguin made a move in the wacky league yesterday.

I like the wacky league.

tem said...

Ride That Penguin made a move in the wacky league yesterday.

I like the wacky league.

blue said...

it will be good for a few laughs i'm sure


hancock is a maybe, it could be possibly good.

El Padrino said...

isnt that Tropic Thunder?

blue said...

i will see neither in the theater, because i don't go to the movies anymore

The 8th Letter said...

"oh good...cnn has live coverage of the celtics victory parade. Whew, i thought I was going to miss it."

wish I was there...

El Padrino said...

somebody should shoot the sherriff's officials

blue said...

oh shit, i shamforded battlefield heroes...i have no idear what that is now.

EP is right on tropic thunder

blue said...

BH is a video game

blue said...

it doesn't look fun to me

see the trailer here

tem said...

well then, shamfording me was just wrong.

so battlefield heroes is a video game and tropic thunder is a movie.

got it.

blue said...

or it could be this game

which looks a little better

El Padrino said...

yea, blue needs some sleep

tem said...

in that game you can sit on the wing of a plane while it is flying and shoot stuff.

that made me laugh.

i might be entertained by that game.

although it sounds like british people made it. so, it is probably dumb.

blue said...

the fact that it's an online game and you don't have to download anything and it's free, makes it intriguing

blue said...

lets go through the checklist of good things about the game

free -- check
online -- check
no downloads -- check
made by americans -- maybe check
fun to play -- ???
female nudity -- check

blue said...

WVU's face is Sam Huff?

blue said...

fucking sportsnation voted for Pat White? seriously?

PW will be a nobody in about 3 years

blue said...

PW is no Maj

tem said...

sam huff?????? NFW

tem said...

well at least "the moutaineer" has more votes than PW now.

tem said...

i voted to THE MAJ*



*assuming you put underdog's head on him.

blue said...

tem picked up pedroia? you needed more 2b? to back up Uggla and Kinsler?

tem said...

pedrioria > justin upton

it is that simple.

tem said...

or now i can trade uggla or kinsler.

blue said...

damn, beth is a good golf picker...she picks Matt Kuchar for reasons unknown to anyone but her, and he goes out and shoots -4 this morning and is in first place.


I swear she must offer to give these guys bjs as motivation

blue said...

"pedrioria > justin upton"

that may be true

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Battlefield Heroes is looking better and better."

Yes. Yes it is. I will definitely be playing it.

tem said...

i picked matt kuchar but did not play him today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what is battlefield heroes?"

Free online 3rd person shooter from EA. Being released for download this summer. Looks pretty sweet.


battlefieldheroes.com

blue said...

meiz is in his time machine again

blue said...

"i picked matt kuchar but did not play him today."

it's because you didn't know of the bj offer from beth...had you known that you'd have started him

tem said...

i wish waitress would toss out a bj offer.

blue said...

maybe if you were a better golfer

or if she was in a fantasy accountants league

Beth said...

Regarding my Kuchar pick, he's actually done ok this season and most of the big boy golfers are taking off this week. And Kuchar is a local boy so he has that going for him.

But don't get the bj confused, that was straight prostitution, it had nothing to do with his playing well...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I forgot golf picks. fuck me.

tem said...

fantasy accountants league would be horrid.

tem said...

WVU just signed a home and home with OSU basketball.


First game, december 27th here.

Next game, won't happen because OSU will bail out of the deal. But if it does it will be in 2009 at WVU.

El Padrino said...

10:30 meeting on Reg U, aka BORING! Fuck off

blue said...

they can compare NIT trophies

tem said...

"I forgot golf picks. fuck me."

you'll still get more points than me.

tem said...

"they can compare NIT trophies"

funny

Beth said...

And from earlier, tem said he thought hancock may actually look ok. I've seen where people here have ragged on it, but I think it's going to be a great movie. Will Smith is always watchable and to me the premise looks hilarious.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tell 'em Diddy said BK is open late.

tem said...

i've never had much of a problem with will smith's acting.

it is good enough.

blue said...

will smith is above average, he usually makes good movies...scientology hasn't corrupted him yet.

blue said...

i finally decided to read el tardo's article on game 6...fuck him

iamnicetoyourface said...

i also enjoy the premise of the Fresh Prince movie.

blue said...

one

blue said...

hundred

iamnicetoyourface said...

i am a free food goddess.

tem said...

"i also enjoy the premise of the Fresh Prince movie."

say what? things be crazy, you?

tem said...

when is your last day in MI?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Finally. The long awaited Bomani Jones NWA post.

tem said...

cnn.com's main page is full of hilarity:

6th severed foot found on Canada's shore

Another human foot has been found on Canada's British Columbia shoreline, the second one this week and the sixth within a year in a bizarre mystery that has confounded police. The sixth foot is a right foot in a man's size 10 black Adidas athletic shoe, police said. full story

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"spiff you had a clear view of that Easley HR right?

good.

beating frankie was sweet"

enjoy it, angels will win their division

JFreak said...

"except det. Briscoe is dead"

I didn't know that.

:(

paula pierce has a vagina said...

if you ever go to angel stadium, do not heckle, i saw guys get escorted out in the 1st, 7th, and 9th innings for nothing, like yelling 'scotty, you suck!" over and over to schoenweis(sp), and yelling stuff at wagner(was complained about by another angels fan, wft?)

tem said...

so dumb WV hick question:

what's NWA stand for?

tem said...

no whites allowed?

tem said...

bomani jones post was fantastic.

blue said...

Standing Ovation for Bomani..

fucking great post

blue said...

"what's NWA stand for?"

niggas with attitudes

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i was behind the bullpen, wagner is a stocky dude, who knew? and speier who gave up the game winning home run, was acting the exact opposite of any other reliever from both teams, he was standing up the whole damn game, walking around, pretending to throw pitches, stretching and shit when he wasnt even gonna go in the game, little too anxious and thus the home run and thus his 0-4 record

JFreak said...

""what is battlefield heroes?"

that's the ben stiller, jack black, robert downey jr movie. where downey jr plays a black dude."

That was pretty awesome how you got that completely wrong.

blue said...

"That was pretty awesome how you got that completely wrong."

yeah, i'm not up on the cartoon video games...my bad

tem said...

british cartoon games.

tem said...

i learnt much about NWA today.

blue said...

i was a teenaged white kid who bought their shit...and damn proud of it

blue said...

props to meiz as well

JFreak said...

"british cartoon games."

i'm pretty sure it's not british.

tem said...

i have never bought a rap album.

the only rap thing i ever owned was a dubbed tape of 2 live crew.

tem said...

"i'm pretty sure it's not british."

the youtube link is some limey bastard talking about the game.

tem said...

its an EA game more than likely designed in their studios in England.

tem said...

HUNGRY

iamnicetoyourface said...

"i also enjoy the premise of the Fresh Prince movie."

say what? things be crazy, you?"

Will Smith played a character in the 1990s, the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". I was using that previous character's name to identify Mr. Smith & his new motion picture, Hancock, due out in July of 2008.

iamnicetoyourface said...

i expect to be in MI until early next week

El Padrino said...

"enjoy it, angels will win their division"

good thing the mets dont play i thier division their

El Padrino said...

thrown out for heckling is super gay

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Man. Fuck TPS.

Keith S said...

Damn, Bomani basically wrote what I was going to write about NWA

Keith S said...

I just looked at my keeper roster. Apparently I have Eli. I probably won't be keeping him.

Keith S said...

Bo Jones is probably >>> D-

El Padrino said...

that was supreme

Keith S said...

"damn, beth is a good golf picker...she picks Matt Kuchar for reasons unknown to anyone but her, and he goes out and shoots -4 this morning and is in first place."

Kuchar shot -3, shamford

Keith S said...

Lots of afternoon beisbol today

isiah thomas said...

Bleu has been on an unprecedented shamford-esque run here the last two days.

blue said...

"Kuchar shot -3, shamford"

he was -4 through 13 holes when I posted that comment

El Padrino said...

in yo face

blue said...

as seen here

he started on the back 9

El Padrino said...

POW!

Keith S said...

"he was -4 through 13 holes when I posted that comment"

That's not what you said.

Keith S said...

NEXT!

blue said...

ok, explain how i said something wrong?

blue said...

or incorrect

Keith S said...

"and he goes out and shoots -4 this morning and is in first place."

He didn't go out and shoot -4 this morning. He went out and shot -3 this morning.

blue said...

no, at that time he had shot -4

Keith S said...

It's all semantical

blue said...

that's like saying that somebody saying "kobe is playing well" when he has 11 points in 1st quarter, is wrong, if he ends with 13.

blue said...

"It's all semantical"

and i'm an anti-semantite

El Padrino said...

FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT

El Padrino said...

I dont make white music i make fight music

Keith S said...

"that's like saying that somebody saying "kobe is playing well" when he has 11 points in 1st quarter, is wrong, if he ends with 13."

Come on, now. That's not the same thing. If you said, "Wow, Kobe went out and scored 11 points tonight", that would be comparable. When someone is in the middle of a round, you don't say "He shot -4", you say "He's at -4". When they're done with the round you say "He shot -4". I feel gay for even typing this.

blue said...

you are gay

blue said...

for typing that

blue said...

and i didn't say he shot -4 for the round, you made that assumption and your assumption was incorrect.

Don't blame me for assuming

NEXT

Keith S said...

Tyler

Keith S said...

Let it go, blue

blue said...

let this go, retard

Ned Flanders said...

Rodd....Todd....don't fight now boys.

okily dokily?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just got my ears lowered.

blue said...

Rodd and Todd this, retard

Ned Flanders said...

don't talk back to your father Toddford

blue said...

brit's little sister popped this morning

Ned Flanders said...

don't make me Chris Benoit you Toddford.

blessed be

tem said...

"Will Smith played a character in the 1990s, the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"."

oh WV just got this show.

tem said...

"that's like saying that somebody saying "kobe is playing well" when he has 11 points in 1st quarter, is wrong, if he ends with 13."

no its like someone "saying kobe went out and scored 11" when he actually ended up with 13.

tem said...

oh keith said that already.


this is the problem with ketching up.

tem said...

hey keith, how is the lemon juice diet or whatever going?

El Padrino said...

Ned Flanders is funny

tem said...

apparently michelle wie shot under par for the first time ever today.

blue said...

"apparently michelle wie shot under par for the first time ever today."

through how many holes?

blue said...

for those who like firefox and old school NES games

blue said...

fuck yeah, ten yard fight

El Padrino said...

pizzeria uno for lunch

El Padrino said...

and i'm actually going there and eating like a normal human

tem said...

"through how many holes?"

all of them.

JFreak said...

I had delicious spaghetti alfredo with ham.

nummy.

blue said...

freak's mom makes him lunch?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

10 yard fight sucks.

blue said...

speaking of lunch...

tem said...

tecmo bowl >>>>> 10yd fight

tem said...

i'm tired now.

it is the after tem's lunch crash.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"pizzeria uno for lunch"

Wouldn't this qualify as blasphemy in The Greatest City In The World?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Well thank god you're not going to lunch & pounding away at that waitress. Then you'd be dead tired.

tem said...

i have to conserve energy.

tonight is the vball match between my team and eftem's team.

iamnicetoyourface said...

kick her ass, seabass.

tem said...

"and i'm actually going there and eating like a normal human"

how else would you eat lunch? do you usually go there and just walk into the kitchen and start trying shit?

tem said...

i've told my team that if we lose i am cutting every single one of them.

to which they said, "this isn't a high school team you can't cut us."


to which i replied, "i mean i'll cut you with a knife."

JFreak said...

"tonight is the vball match between my team and eftem's team."

destroy her.

tem said...

they got the point.

i'm gonna bring a knife to the game just in case though.

they might need some encouragement. efmtem's team is pretty good.

JFreak said...

NARRATED BY MORGAN FREEMAN

Keith S said...

Whitlock

Keith S said...

On this day in 2000...

Led by their two young superstars, Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant, the Los Angeles Lakers won the first of their three straight NBA titles.

iamnicetoyourface said...

zambrano has shoulder discomfort.

JFreak said...

"zambrano has shoulder discomfort.

shhhhh

Keith S said...

"hey keith, how is the lemon juice diet or whatever going?"

The doc recommended that I don't do it.

Keith S said...

nummy is worst than jeez-a-loo

Keith S said...

"zambrano has shoulder discomfort."

Yay

Keith S said...

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