Monday, June 23, 2008

The Catch Of The Day

This is the fish my dirty hippie sister caught 3 weekends ago.

I caught a whopping 2 fish this weekend. This is the one that was more in focus. I'm a terrible fisherman. Although I got some pointers from a couple of guys on how to fish this river and what's in the river.


This little girl was a toad catching machine on Friday.



I'm not sure what to write yet. Maybe more booze will help.

Maybe EP can help me catch fish, since I'm sure NY has the best anglers.

I love going in to the cupboard or fridge and finding the item I'm after in a ziploc bag, and completely unsealed. Mmmmmm. Stale crackers. Oooooooh. Green, moldy cheese. Deeelish.

Fuck the fucking Cubs. They ain't that good.

What are the Mets looking like? Lemme check. Okay. I'd say the Mets are in pretty good shape to win the division.

It would be nice if the Cubs would lose once in a while, though.

Fucking shit. I'm in some serious pain right now. I gotta go lay down.

Ah fuck it. My back hurts really bad. I'm going to bed.


To round it out, here's one of the pics I may or may not submit the the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel's snapshot contest.

451 comments:

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isiah thomas said...

deke I think I figured out why you suck at fishing, in pic #2 that lure is bigger than the fucking fish.

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"if it makes a differenc I did order a 2 lb ribeye for dinner (only ate about half though)"

for shame

H said...

pphav is bitter...

H said...

do I need to go on a monday morning run?

H said...

again, I'm not sure if I have the ambition

H said...

it was a tiring weekend.

H said...

I usually use Monday mornings to recover

H said...

I just kinda space out

H said...

you know, I just kinda stare at my desk

H said...

it looks like I'm doing work

H said...

but not really

H said...

it looks like its gonna rain here

H said...

my leg is all cut up from softball

H said...

looks like i slid in a gravel pit

H said...

kinda nasty

H said...

my band had a good show on Friday

H said...

close to 200 people

H said...

We played a Twisted Sister song

El Padrino said...

RIP George Carlin

You were a magnificent son of a bitch.

H said...

the crowd enjoyed it

H said...

morning EP. Thank you for stopping the run

H said...

my back was getting sore from carrying this place

H said...

I'm amazed Carlin lasted this long. R.I.P.

H said...

Z

El Padrino said...

can you die from a headache

El Padrino said...

my head is pounding

El Padrino said...

tylenol and panckaes for sho

El Padrino said...

deke this is how i fish

i put bait on the hook

i cast

i drink

i wait

when the the line shakes or moves suddenly

i reel

sometimes i wind up with a fish, sometimes i dont

lures are for pussies
put a fucking killy on their or get some worms

El Padrino said...

or some squid, squid works well

H said...

"can you die from a headache"

only if the headache is a symptom of something else. And I think you're too young to have a stroke EP.

blue said...

RIP george carlin...the 7 words you can never say on TV will miss you

H said...

LOV is dead this morn

El Padrino said...

blue's working on power rankings

El Padrino said...

i shaved my head on saturday

it was funny

Keith S said...

"deke I think I figured out why you suck at fishing, in pic #2 that lure is bigger than the fucking fish."

I was thinking the same thing

Keith S said...

Why are you panfishing with a fucking lure? Use some damn bait

Keith S said...

"Carlin was a television staple through the decades, serving as host of the “Saturday Night Live” debut in 1975 — noting on his Web site that he was “loaded on cocaine all week long”"


Awesome

blue said...

he had a website in 1975...carlin was ahead of his time

H said...

"i shaved my head on saturday"

so now you look like me?

El Padrino said...

god no, i left some fuzz and i'm 759 pounds lighter than you

Beth said...

Am I the only one here who was mildly surprised Deke's sister is normal sized and decently attractive? :-)

(And I'm well aware that the above comment will surely get a "cunt" response from deke later...)

blue said...

rankings of power are now posted at LoF

El Padrino said...

i refuse to comment on deke's siter

El Padrino said...

nice work bloozer

El Padrino said...

mcnamee's miller lite!

high five zeke!

El Padrino said...

beth are you saying you'd do her?

El Padrino said...

deke would you watch beth and your sister get it on?

blue said...

beth likes chicks, this is true

El Padrino said...

man that's a sick question



i do want an answer though

El Padrino said...

is tem dead too?

Beth said...

"beth are you saying you'd do her?"

Maybe. :-)

She looks athletic and I love athletic women.

blue said...

but meiz calls her a hippie, and hippies don't shower

El Padrino said...

nyc has the best dwarf pimps

Beth said...

So EP, do YOU have a sister? I hear NY sisters are the best...

:-)

El Padrino said...

I do have a sister actually.

tem said...

ketching up.

carlin news is saddening.

tem said...

also I should note that Ride That Penguin made a hell of a move in the wacky league.

blue said...

i keep forgetting to update that team

tem said...

tem's boss is on vacation so he has to do all the work.

Beth said...

tem's boss is on vacation so he doesn't have to do any real work this week.

*fixed

blue said...

"tem's boss is on vacation so he doesn't get into the office until 10:30"


**fixed

El Padrino said...

spread your buttcheeks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"isiah thomas said...

deke I think I figured out why you suck at fishing, in pic #2 that lure is bigger than the fucking fish."



That one was a mistake. I wasn't trying for that kind of fish.

El Padrino said...

"if it makes a differenc I did order a 2 lb ribeye for dinner (only ate about half though)"

faggot

Keith S said...

On this day in 1992...

The Cincinnati Reds reliever Rob Dibble recorded his 500th career strikeout in fewer innings - 368 - than any other pitcher in modern baseball history.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Keith S said...

Why are you panfishing with a fucking lure? Use some damn bait"


A) I use jigs & corn for panfish.

B) The closest place to get live bait is 15-20 minute drive. No thanks.

Keith S said...

"B) The closest place to get live bait is 15-20 minute drive. No thanks."

It's Wisconsin. I know you have crickets or bugs all over the place. And you can dig in the ground and get some worms. Get your hands dirty. Your hippy sister is more of a fisherman than you.

El Padrino said...

or here is a shocker, buy it before you get to the spot

El Padrino said...

deke i recommend using this fishing tactic

Keith S said...

mize would need 4 stilts

El Padrino said...

or steel ones

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Am I the only one here who was mildly surprised Deke's sister is normal sized and decently attractive?"

wow.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"or here is a shocker, buy it before you get to the spot"


Or here is a shocker. I fish in town. Live bait is 15-20 minutes OUT OF MY WAY.

blue said...

you can't fish in town in NYC? i guess it doesn't have the best everything

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Your hippy sister is more of a fisherman than you."

Not even a little bit.

El Padrino said...

we can fish in town
wft are you talking about
and if you fish in town and cant get live bait in town then

your town sucks balls

Keith S said...

Next time you go in town, buy a couple dozen worms. Then buy a worm box to keep them in. Then whenever you go fishing, you'll have worms.

Keith S said...

Work more on finding answers instead of finding excuses

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Next time you go in town, buy a couple dozen worms. Then buy a worm box to keep them in. Then whenever you go fishing, you'll have worms."


No thanks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Work more on finding answers"

If I really wanted to use worms, I would.

Keith S said...

Yeah, your technique is gold.

Keith S said...

I can't believe Salomon Torres is a decent closer.

El Padrino said...

you suck

Keith S said...

I know

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"She looks athletic and I love athletic women."


State Champ in swimming Jr & Sr year.

El Padrino said...

not you, deke sucks

El Padrino said...

"State Champ in swimming Jr & Sr year."

Is she a liar too?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Yeah, your technique is gold."


Yes it is.

El Padrino said...

at first glance she kind of looks like Robin from Real World San Diego

Keith S said...

"at first glance she kind of looks like Robin from Real World San Diego"

Yeah

isiah thomas said...

hiyafive

Keith S said...

"Is she a liar too?"

So she was the best and made the team? Interesting...

isiah thomas said...

Live bait is 15-20 minutes OUT OF MY WAY.

out of your way is an hour+. Figure out what time you want to go fishing and leave to get bait 40 minutes prior. Case closed.

El Padrino said...

i want the Knicks to get westbrook
i'm drinking the juice

isiah thomas said...

Is she a liar too?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

zeke your wasting your time

deke is the epitome of half assing shit

Keith S said...

I quoted the wrong comment. I'm a retard

isiah thomas said...

as for the not eating the whole steak - I was disappointed last night when I heated it up - mainly just bone and fat left, only about 4 quality bites were left. Still no excuse for not eating the entire thing though.

lobster taters are A+.

blue said...

i don't blame deke, he's not fishing in some bassmasters tournament, or trying to go pro.

he heads over to the river for an hour to drink some beers in public, and he probably walks to the fishing hole.

El Padrino said...

lobster taters are outstanding

yes

Keith S said...

"i don't blame deke, he's not fishing in some bassmasters tournament, or trying to go pro."

Then he shouldn't bitch about not catching anything.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So she was the best and made the team? Interesting..."

No. She was bad, but my dad made her do it so she wouldn't turn out to be like me.

Keith S said...

And being a Bassmasters pro >>>>>>>>> putting a worm on a hook

El Padrino said...

i approve of outback
place always gives me a quality meal and sat eve was no different

Keith S said...

cfomize is smrt

tem said...

"tem's boss is on vacation so he doesn't have to do any real work this week."

no what i said was more accurate.

lots of work for tem this week.

blue said...

"i approve of outback"

blasphemy


outback is the Olive Garden of steak houses

isiah thomas said...

he heads over to the river for an hour to drink some Fleischmann's in public, and he probably walks to the fishing hole.

*fixed

blue said...

"Then he shouldn't bitch about not catching anything."


this is deke, he'd bitch about catching too many fish and not having enough time to drink, if he were catching a lot

Keith S said...

"this is deke, he'd bitch about catching too many fish and not having enough time to drink, if he were catching a lot"

Good point

El Padrino said...

"i approve of outback"

blasphemy


outback is the Olive Garden of steak houses"

OLIVE GARDEN IS BEYOND TRASH
why dont you people understand this? out back >>>>>>>>>>> OG

the ribeye, filet and strip steak are all above average at outback

the coconut shrmip and pump bread before the meal are excellent and the sweet potatoe is glorious

your an ass

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"he heads over to the river for an hour to drink some beers in public, and he probably walks to the fishing hole."

Exactly. Getting in the car to drive when I don't need to = Out of my way.

blue said...

besides, that fish he caught would feed him for 3 days

blue said...

Outback is trash, you will not convince me otherwise

El Padrino said...

fucking olvie garden

if any of you tasted home made italian food you'd now what i'm talking about

Keith S said...

The only thing I really like at Outback is the bloomin onion. Their steaks are just ok.

blue said...

EP obviously hates his tastebuds

isiah thomas said...

outback has decent quality.

Sizzler is the OG of steaks.

El Padrino said...

that's fine blue
there are 20 other steakhouses i'd go to before outback but you cant always drop $150 on a meal

all im sayin is, it gives me a quality meal, each time

you disagree, that's fine
just dont compare it to the worst restaurant on earth

isiah thomas said...

I always call the pump bread "deuce loaf" - looks like a terd, surprisingly tasty though.

Keith S said...

"if any of you tasted home made italian food you'd now what i'm talking about"

When has anyone here ever compared olive garden to homemade italian food? We've all made points to say that we're not comparing it to that.

blue said...

sizzler is the Fazoli's of steaks

tem said...

cf? do you need the c?

isiah thomas said...

and ftr I don't mind OG either.

blue said...

I would love to see EP eat at fazoli's

tem said...

"your an ass"

classic LOV

El Padrino said...

"When has anyone here ever compared olive garden to homemade italian food? We've all made points to say that we're not comparing it to that."

point taken, just get riled up when someone mentions it

isiah thomas said...

bX-n3zkj6

never eaten at Fazoli's.

Keith S said...

"there are 20 other steakhouses i'd go to before outback but you cant always drop $150 on a meal"

There are many italian places I'd go to before OG. But if I only want to spend $30, I'll go to OG.

El Padrino said...

fazoli, yeah, looks teriffic

blue said...

fazoli's

i've only eaten there once, it was awesome (s)

Keith S said...

"never eaten at Fazoli's."

Fazoli's is to OG as Pei Wei is to PF Changs

isiah thomas said...

eaten at Pei Wei once, there will not be a return trip.

kodiac said...

sizzler is the Fazoli's of steaks

was thinking the exact same thing

El Padrino said...

There are many italian places I'd go to before OG. But if I only want to spend $30, I'll go to OG.

different, the price difference from outback to a great steakhouse is more than the price difference from OG and a decent Italian restaurant.

you dont have a local place that's not a chain where you can get a $50 itlain dinner?

isiah thomas said...

the SC I watched yesterday was still leading off with Celts coverage.

W-F-T.

kodiac said...

I'd say Bonanza is more like OG

I don't hate the OG though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"he heads over to the river for an hour to drink some Fleischmann's in public, and he probably walks to the fishing hole.

*fixed"


dingdingding!

Keith S said...

"you dont have a local place that's not a chain where you can get a $50 itlain dinner?"

For 2 people? Probably not a decent place

Keith S said...

WFT is Bonanza?

tem said...

ponderosa is the Fazoli's of steaks

kodiac said...

Similar to Sizzler, a little nicer (but not much)

tem said...

bonanza is a tv show.

El Padrino said...

"For 2 people? Probably not a decent place"

then i feel for you and the misses

kodiac said...

Bonanza is like Ponderosa

kodiac said...

bonanza is a tv show.

oh yeah; I always get restaurants and tv shows mixed up

blue said...

EP makes a pretty valid point of cost differences, but honestly if you want to eat a decent italian meal with some wine and apps, you're looking at at least 80$ anywhere around here, which is about what it would cost to eat at The Keg for 2 people and get a decent steak.

Keith S said...

"then i feel for you and the misses"

Whenever we have Italian, it's usually something I make, so we don't go out for it that often anyway.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm also not complaining. Just thinking out loud.

I'd be a fool to take myself so seriously.

El Padrino said...

"Whenever we have Italian, it's usually something I make, so we don't go out for it that often anyway."

good, that's the way to go

isiah thomas said...

EP - photos of the Big House renovation/construction.

they're adding luxury boxes

paula pierce has a vagina said...

"Fazoli's is to OG as Pei Wei is to PF Changs"

funnt thing is pei wei and pf changs are the same company

Keith S said...

"good, that's the way to go"

Yeah. Ragu is A+++++++. Right off the boat good.




(s)

paula pierce has a vagina said...

i have eaten at neither PW nor PF

El Padrino said...

funny

El Padrino said...

sweet pics zeke, so now maybe the seats that boosters were taking can become a little more available to the normal guy/student

kodiac said...

PF isn't anything special

Keith S said...

"i have eaten at neither PW nor PF"

PW has good lettuce wraps, but I guess it's difficult to mess those up

blue said...

i've had pei wei...i'm not picky about chinese food, it all tastes the same to me, no matter where you go

El Padrino said...

How was your vacation man?

Too short.

Die.

blue said...

"PW has good lettuce wraps, but I guess it's difficult to mess those up"

they're the exact same ones as at PFchangs

isiah thomas said...

we'll see EP.

supposedly they ran some studies that once the renovation is complete the decibal level will go up a good amount.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Daytime Kod?

blue said...
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Keith S said...

"they're the exact same ones as at PFchangs"

They're the same everywhere. That's why I said it would be hard to mess those up.

kodiac said...

Daytime Kod?

yeah; arthritis kicking my ass today. Decided to use some sick time

blue said...

I think even chili's has those lettuce wraps

Keith S said...

I went and played poker on Friday night and I get to the dude's house, walk in and ask how he's doing and he says "Just living the dream, man".
I almost turnt around and walked out.

El Padrino said...

decibel level is already high
that would be interesting

tem said...

"yeah; arthritis kicking my ass today. "

is this why TP has been a no show? arthritis too bad for him to even type?

El Padrino said...

STFU, no way he said that.

that's hilarious
did you ask him if he was a lurker?

blue said...

is he a waiter at BW2's?

tem said...

"Just living the dream, man".


did tem ever say how much he hates this saying?

Keith S said...

"that's hilarious
did you ask him if he was a lurker?"

No, but he is from Michigan and had a Roy Williams jersey on, Lions hat, and a Lions coozy for his beer. It might have been iam.

El Padrino said...

iam doesnt rep the lions
he hates them and openly roots for them to fail

blue said...

he's a titans fan now

El Padrino said...

enjoy VY

*i think

tem said...

iam likes the Wings though.

blue said...

buffalo wild wings

tem said...

and the Red Wings

El Padrino said...

wings, tiggers and shtons

El Padrino said...
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Keith S said...

wings, tiggers and shock

*fixed

El Padrino said...

hahaaa

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

somebody's certificate expired

JFreak said...

Cubs magic number is 82.

JFreak said...

for the division.

81 for the wild card.

El Padrino said...

gotta love the haircut jokes

isiah thomas said...

peeped game on Superbad last night.

pretty dang funny

tem said...

i hate "did you get your ears lowered?"

that doesn't even make sense to me.

El Padrino said...

interesting, just started my wiki hop and this was first, a plan to get rid of the indians? kod check it

El Padrino said...

"i hate "did you get your ears lowered?"

that doesn't even make sense to me."

did you get a bowl of soup with that haircut?

What happened? Fell asleep on the bahir?

hahah
very funny
dickwads

El Padrino said...

*chair

El Padrino said...

"BYU also holds the NCAA record for most consecutive games without being shutout, with 361 games over 28 years."

did not know that

kodiac said...

crazy polygamists

El Padrino said...

crazy mormons

tem said...

people suck.

Keith S said...

"did not know that"

That streak ended last year, didn't it?

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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