Thursday, June 12, 2008

Boom Kokomo Boom

Yeah, so I haven't seen any sports since Sunday...

I've been in some hick town all week. I think they try to brainwash outsiders. All I hear everywhere I go is country music. I want to die.

Anyone else feel free to add to this piece of crap. I got more important stuff to do.

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paula pierce has a vagina said...

im still laughing at keef's team

The 8th Letter said...

no one here yet

The 8th Letter said...

but i have no energy for a run

The 8th Letter said...

game 4 tonight. can you feel the excitement??

The 8th Letter said...

sox win

The 8th Letter said...

yanks lose

The 8th Letter said...

soriano's out

The 8th Letter said...

Met's win in extras

The 8th Letter said...

and I'm spent

tem said...

h has no stamina

tem said...

he could have broken a record, instead he petered out at 8.

tem said...

TPS will keep me from a run.

tem said...

or will it???

tem said...

vball is tonight. my team keeps going out of town for work so i have to keep getting subs.

i hate getting subs.

tem said...

people should have to get their own subs.

tem said...

i actually used to make them do that, but then they just started sending the ugliest worst players they could find.

tem said...

i can forgive a chick for playing terribly and costing us a win if she is nice to look at.

tem said...

but if you make us lose and you are ugly, well that is bringing less than 0 to the table.

tem said...

that's our team motto:

"don't bring less than 0 to the table"

tem said...

0 is fine.

tem said...

ftr tem brings like 2 to the table.

tem said...

2 chins...hahahahahahahahaha

making fun of tem is sometimes too easy.

tem said...

oh and from last post, i don't think i will be going to first watch again today so there will be no update on the waitress from there.

tem said...

and actually there are two waitresses there that are easy on the eyes.

i'll probably talk to the one who looks a bit older. she is probably 26 or 27. the other one is probably 22 or 23.

tem said...

we should axe the fmlb commish to add some DL spots just for keith

tem said...

i've heard of teams getting the injury bug, but his team is ridiculous.

blue said...

i got nothing this morning

tem said...

if i were him i'd blame fmkeith and take it out on her in a passive aggressive manner.

tem said...

nothing this retard.

you blocked my run.

Tyler said...

Tem is damaged.

blue said...

it's laughable as long as you're not keith

Tyler said...

I thought today was Friday. So that sucks.

blue said...

yeah, tem, play up the "broken" angle with the waitress

tem said...

fyi paul newman ain't dying yet.

but soon.

tem said...

i haven't figured out how to use the broken angle well yet.

blue said...

"I thought today was Friday. So that sucks."

i kept thinking all last night, that today was going to be friday...

tem said...

all of tem's damage is self inflicted.

he earned it.

tem said...

last week a guy was like 3 hours late for work.

his excuse was "i thought it was saturday"

Tyler said...

You should refer to yourself in the third person when you talk to that waitress. It'll work, I promise.

blue said...

we got the offer to work 4 10s here now in order to "save gas". i'm thinking about taking that offer just to have 3 day weekends, i can't use the gas excuse though.

tem said...

every 5 minutes my computer axes me if i want to restart to install some update.

fuck that update.

tem said...

if they let me work 4 10s i would be all about that.

3 day weekends are totally worth it.


and 4 10s really turn into about 4 9s.

tem said...

"You should refer to yourself in the third person when you talk to that waitress. It'll work, I promise."

i'm trying to figure out a way to refer to myself in the second person. i figure it will be bringing something new to the table and it will be seen as original.

tem said...

you know, take it to the next level.

The 8th Letter said...

"yeah, tem, play up the "broken" angle with the waitress"

it works tem, trust me

Tyler said...

Do it.

tem said...

so far it doesn't work too well though:

co-worker: good morning, how are you?

tem: oh you're doing great, how are you?

co-worker: what? umm i'm fine.

tem: it's a little too hot though for you. you've got to play vball later today. but you'll like looking at the chicks in tight pants.

co-worker: i don't play volleyball.

tem: oh no, i didn't mean you, i meant you.

co-worker ::walks away::

The 8th Letter said...

i enjoy my schedule. 8-6 mon - thurs, then 8 - 12 on friday. Not quite a 3day weekend, but close enough.

blue said...

I'm going to see if I can just not take a lunch break and thus technically only be here 10 hours as opposed to 11 with a lunch...working until 6 would suck

The 8th Letter said...

"working until 6 would suck"

it's actually not too bad. you still get out early enough that you can go out or whatever.

tem said...

4 10s would be awesome.

that's what you always have said.

blue said...

i don't remember tem saying that before

blue said...

the more I think about it, i gotta figure out a way to make it work.

tem said...

working a 10 hr day with no lunch would suck

tem said...

sitting at home all day on friday with nothing to do is awesome.

blue said...

"working a 10 hr day with no lunch would suck"

no waitresses

blue said...

the one drawback to this 4 10s is that cmblue is a stay at home mom, so I wouldn't get to just sit around and do nothing on fridays, i'd have to have "family time" or some crap.

blue said...

but....

"family time" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> work time

Beth said...

The tem conversation with the co-worker was hilarity.

tem said...

"no waitresses"

that is not a positive.

you like waitresses. especially cute ones.

they bring you food and are easy on the eyes.

blue said...

but tem has to pay them, so it's like prostitution

tem said...

blue the kid is like less than 1 there is not much crap to do.

you sit there and watch her cry or sleep. then you feed her.


even you know this and you don't even have a kid.

blue said...

i've never enjoyed "easy on the eyes"

the only things "hard on the eyes" are bright lights and being stabbed in the eye...and ugly chicks...oh i get it now.

blue said...

"blue the kid is like less than 1 there is not much crap to do."

we'd have to go to the zoo or something because kids like the zoo

tem said...

"but tem has to pay them, so it's like prostitution"

it's not like prostitution because you don't have to pick them up on a corner and possibly deal with a pimp.

Beth said...

Tem, with your waitress fascination you should consider a 2nd job in a restaurant. In my experience waitresses are MUCH more likely to go out with a co-worker than with a customer. (And yes, I speak from personal experience.)

tem said...

"we'd have to go to the zoo or something because kids like the zoo"

this would only happen like the first couple fridays. after that it would be smooth sailing watching sports center over and over again.

plus you can always drop a "work lets me stay home to save gas, so we shouldn't be driving to the zoo" on the cmblue.

tem said...

you can't work at first watch. it is open only when you are already at you're current job.

tem said...

you could get a job somewhere else though. you'd have to find a place with hot waitresses.

the wings place near your condo has some. maybe you can work weekends there.

blue said...

madness

blue said...

don't date somebody you work with, that's ridiculous advise.

it gets awkward when things don't work out.

tem said...

70 is not madness.

but since we have trouble cracking 500, maybe it should be.

that way there would be more madness.

tem said...

"don't date somebody you work with, that's ridiculous advise."

after you start dating though you can just quit and fall back on you're real job.


of course then this self revelation comes up "hi i am you and you work weekends to meet chicks"

tem said...

you mean, that just sounds crazy.

blue said...

and then you're always looking at her and thinking, yeah, "i saw her nekkid", and she's thinking "perv"...and then she tells all her co-worker friends about how awful a person you are, and then all your co-workers think you're a perv and awful.

tem said...

oops you fucked up that self revelation.

this second person shit is tough.

tem said...

"she tells all her co-worker friends about how awful a person you are, and then all your co-workers think you're a perv and awful."

how is this different than where you work now? and you never even dated anyone here.

blue said...

besides, if you have a second job, when is there ever going to be time to bed the lady, you'll always be working

tem said...

blue has taken thinking this through to the next level.

tem said...

his A- logic is not welcome here.

blue said...

maybe you should open your own restaurant, and only hire waitresses that are hot and will sleep with you

tem said...

"that are hot and will sleep with you"

you're not sure that it can be both of these.

you can't have you're cake and eat it too.

blue said...

but, you own your own business, hot chicks like the entrepeneueraerear type

Beth said...

Blue, maybe if you didn't treat your dates like shit they wouldn't hate you after y'all broke up...

Dating a co-worker was never much of an issue for me, although I wouldn't do it now even if I wasn't engaged. The restaurant business has faster turnover than a law office. :-)

tem said...

beth you heard you turn over real fast at the law office.

tem said...

"Blue, maybe if you didn't treat your dates like shit "


don't treat them like shit???


this seems to go against all the temlonely advice from yesterday.

blue said...

"Blue, maybe if you didn't treat your dates like shit they wouldn't hate you after y'all broke up..."

right, because women are not vindictive and petty.

El Padrino said...

freak having important things to do is hysterical

blue said...

"freak having important things to do is hysterical"


almost as funny as keith having 2 more guys go on the DL

blue said...

the new broncos "beat reporter" for the local paper is a chick...i don't like that, at all.

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

funny shit from yesterday.


and thanks, T.

El Padrino said...

i wouldnt like it either blue

Beth said...

"right, because women are not vindictive and petty"

We'll stop being that way when guys stop giving us a reason to be that way. Maybe start by not bitching about spending "family time" with your wife and kid...

blue said...

"We'll stop being that way when guys stop giving us a reason to be that way"


false...even lesbians are petty and vindictive

blue said...

estrogen deteriorates the brain and makes women hallucinate

blue said...

it's a scientific fact

Beth said...

"false...even lesbians are petty and vindictive"

Ok, I'll give you that one, lesbians have more drama than anyone I've ever seen.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

H's band is named after a Husker Du song.

interesting.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Ron Santo's legless ass.

tem said...

TPS just came out of nowhere and blindsided you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the one drawback to this 4 10s is that cmblue is a stay at home mom, so I wouldn't get to just sit around and do nothing on fridays, i'd have to have "family time" or some crap."

Just go play 36 holes every Friday & tell cmblue that your hours got switched around. You can't lose.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I kilt LoV

tem said...

yeah you did.

tem said...

but you forgive you

tem said...

although usually around now is the mid morning wall.

where is el pad today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. this guy in here now has never gotten laid. Gauranteed. He's wearing a tshirt with html code on it.




NERRRRRRDS!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Where is H's response to my discovery?

El Padrino said...

i'm here

the subway sucks donkey dick so i'm backed up because i was over an hour late

tem said...

you probably want to repeat the discovery.

tem said...

Ogre becomes a nerd in Nerds 3 or 2 or something.

tem said...

wow a tornado took out a boy scout camp.

4 dead.

the scouts hid under picnic tables.

i'm not sure that works in a tornado.

tem said...

dig a hole and get in the hole.

El Padrino said...

dig a hole for sure

El Padrino said...

gotta be quick though

tem said...

really a boy scout should know a tornado is coming and already have a hole dug.

blue said...

I guess they weren't "prepared"...shitty scouts

El Padrino said...

dont tornadoes just appear sometimes though?

tem said...

tiger and phil are in the same pairing??

this shit is rigged.

blue said...

i would think they would have fashioned a storm shelter from twigs and branches.

blue said...

using mud as a mortar to hold it all together

blue said...

"tiger and phil are in the same pairing??"


yes this year the US Open they paired the top 12 players into 4 groups. 1-3, 4-6, 7-9, 10-12, all play together.

tem said...

"dont tornadoes just appear sometimes though?"

usually you get a funnel first.

tem said...

"yes this year the US Open they paired the top 12 players into 4 groups. "

adam scott is a top 3 guy?

blue said...

"this shit is rigged."

their tee time is 11:06 ET...coincindentally 6 minutes after WWL's coverage starts...now that's rigged.

blue said...

"adam scott is a top 3 guy?"

yep #3 in the world...i did not know this either

tem said...

rigged.

tem said...

A storm also hit Kansas State.

It destroyed a wind erosion lab.

tem said...

tiger should be hitting the ball soon.

tem said...

WWL has a link on the main page "watch tiger and phil"

you click it and it says live coverage has completed.


wft were we getting to watch them do? nap before they teed off?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tiger shoots 77 today.

blue said...

ok meiz, we get it, you hate tiger

The 8th Letter said...

"don't date somebody you work with, that's ridiculous advise.

it gets awkward when things don't work out."

haha, this is solid advice that I've never followed...

The 8th Letter said...

"Dating a co-worker was never much of an issue for me, although I wouldn't do it now even if I wasn't engaged. The restaurant business has faster turnover than a law office. :-)"

Beth has a high turnover rate too

tem said...

now the live thing is working on WWL.

blue said...

i'm not getting any video...i want video

The 8th Letter said...

"Husker Du "

who??

tem said...

everyone but tiger is on the green after 2 shots i think.

tem said...

unless they hit 3 and he only hit 2 so far...

tem said...

WWL, just click where it says watch tiger and phil.

then something comes up and click the live video thing and the sub menu marquee group.

tem said...

tiger looks r u s t y. just airmailed a chip shot waaaay over the green.

blue said...

yeah, it's not working for me...fuck WWL

paula pierce has a vagina said...

some guy called in to the herd and said he calls donaghy 'dona-jerk'

wft, if he thinks of himself as witty or funny, he is a fucking tard

tem said...

ok just got sound to work.

tiger had shitty drive.

is trying to "save bogey"

his lie is "gnarly"

tem said...

haha then he almost holed it out of the gnarly lie.

has about 10 or so feet for bogey.

tem said...

fyi the green are going to be a 13 or 13.5 on the stick meter.

tem said...

1st hole:

par
par
double bogey.


captain rust was the double.

tem said...

you're done watching now.

it was boring.


almost hungry time.


second person speak ends after lunch.

blue said...

screw you meiz

El Padrino said...

golf is incredibly boring and barely passable as a fun game to play

Keith S said...

"the subway sucks donkey dick so i'm backed up because i was over an hour late"

Drink a sea salt and warm water concoction.

tem said...

you hate golf.

Keith S said...

Lots of people following Tiger & Phil

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What's the name of that comic strip that Spiff used to have as his avatar?

Keith S said...

Calvin & Hobbes

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fyi the green are going to be a 13 or 13.5 on the stick meter."

Stimpmeter

Keith S said...

Tiger sucks

iamsupportiveofyourhabits said...

token

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Calvin & Hobbes"

No. The other one

Keith S said...

Garfield

Keith S said...

Family Circus

Keith S said...

Peanuts

Keith S said...

A.D.

Keith S said...

Good shot

blue said...

i fucked up my flash player trying to watch the golf...oh well, gotta call the IT guy now I guess

blue said...

the IT guy did not think that "i need flash player for stat tracker for my FMLB team" was a valid reason for him to fix it.

Beth said...

"What's the name of that comic strip that Spiff used to have as his avatar?"

Cyanide and Happiness

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Way to be heads up, boobs. Thank you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Phat Phil going with no big dog today. That's not like him to do something smart like that.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I was thisclose to taking my boy Steve Stricker this week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the Jason Sobel live blog is pretty solid on WWL

Keith S said...

2 of the golfers I picked are on the DL now

blue said...

tiger birdies 4

blue said...

take that meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"take that meiz"

take this, retard

El Padrino said...

why didnt dempster retaliate for them taking out soriano

on purpose or not, someone needed to get hit the next inning

blue said...

they didn't take out soriano, he turned into the pitch and it hit him in the hand.


getting hit in the hand is not grounds for retaliation

El Padrino said...

fucking billionaires and their obsession with space pisses me off

El Padrino said...

i saw it as high and tight
i understand Sori crowds the plate
either way your #1 goes down, hit a guy in the ass the next inning

El Padrino said...

or go high and tight at the next guy

brushback, something

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah except for when you have a stupid manager like Yost.\

Braun gets plunked. Next inning who do the Brewers hit? Miguel Tejada. Who hits behind Tejada? Fat fucking Elvis. I'll bet you can't guess what that resulted in.

El Padrino said...

2 run homer?

paula pierce has a vagina said...

fat elvis is always hilarity

El Padrino said...

casino touch screen tabel games

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"2 run homer?"

We've got a winner!

isiah thomas said...

Woods +1
Mitts +2

Whoops.

isiah thomas said...

I love when people hate on Tiger.

He's the GOAT mayne. And if ya don't know...now ya know...

isiah thomas said...

Whoops.

Mitts +3

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is slow today.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FTR I do not hate on Tiger.

El Padrino said...

anyone like mountain oysters?

blue said...

rocky mountain oysters?

isiah thomas said...

negative

El Padrino said...

good answer zeke

El Padrino said...

blue likes rocky mountain oysters

isiah thomas said...

Tiger E

isiah thomas said...

not a fan of eating balls

El Padrino said...

i found that on my daily wiki perusing

blue said...

I have never eaten a rmo, but there is a town in idaho that has a RMO festival that is just one big drunkfest.

blue said...

you'd never heard of those before EP?

blue said...

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