Thursday, May 29, 2008

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This post is brought to you by...holy crap I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.

NBA is finally doing something about flopping. But I wish there was an in-game penalty as well. I think if there were fouls called, it would better affect change.

Penguins won, Crosby had two goals. I only care because the Red Wings disgust me.

I'd like to thank Takashi Saito for walking 2 and missing first base on a grounder. Certainly helped the Cubs out.

Two videos 'cause I can't think of anything else.



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Beth said...

Freak, I love your 2nd video about Team Hoyt. I've had them listed in my heroes section on myspace for some time now. They are an amazing story.

Bald Zeppelin said...

tittays...

Bald Zeppelin said...

Blue, in response to your comment yesterday, I am in no way, shape or form, consider a professional musician.

Bald Zeppelin said...

i had some tasty beer last night

Bald Zeppelin said...

gotta love Yeungling

Bald Zeppelin said...

too bad they don't distribute it in MA...

Bald Zeppelin said...

I had to have a friend bring it to me from NY

Bald Zeppelin said...

it was worth the wait

Bald Zeppelin said...

I've expended all the energy I would have used for a run, so I'm cutting this short

Bald Zeppelin said...

ZZ or double Z. Do we have a term for 8 comments in a row?

ToddPacker said...

who the hell is BZ?

ToddPacker said...

ahhh, it's H

ToddPacker said...

sick day today.... even though i'm not sick

ToddPacker said...

mets still suck

ToddPacker said...

willie must go

ToddPacker said...

heilman with two 1-2-3 innings last night... mild wtf

Beth said...

"mets still suck"

And the Braves on the road still suck. 2nd best home record in baseball and worst road record in baseball. At this point it's a mental thing.

Good to see you on during the day for a change TP.

blue said...

TP lives

Bald Zeppelin said...

"who the hell is BZ?"

apparently TP missed the racehorse post

blue said...

"Blue, in response to your comment yesterday, I am in no way, shape or form, consider a professional musician."

i've seen musicians in your shape...john popper if i remember correctly

Bald Zeppelin said...

"i've seen musicians in your shape...john popper if i remember correctly"

yea...




























































fuck you

Bald Zeppelin said...

Blue, I can lose the weight. you'll be dumb forever.

blue said...

popper lost a lot of weight

blue said...

my team yesterday went 2/35....wtf

El Padrino said...

TP!

Bald Zeppelin said...

EP!

El Padrino said...

H!

blue said...

phucking phillies

blue said...

rockies are on pace to lose 100 games....awesome

Bald Zeppelin said...

"H!"

I was kinda hoping for a BZ!

blue said...

gizoogle it

gizoogle.com, you can turn any page into "gangsta"

El Padrino said...

"mets still suck"

they'll be in 1st place by the ASB

LOCK IT UP

blue said...

hilarity

blue said...

ahahahaha METS

El Padrino said...

Gollum just gave me a picture of two bugs fucking

NS

I wanna punch his head off his shoulders

El Padrino said...

blue that was a joke

blue said...

i know it was a joke EP, hence the "ahahahahahaaha"

El Padrino said...

good use of
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

i thought it was a taunt

Beth said...

"they'll be in 1st place by the ASB
LOCK IT UP"

Well they can be in 1st place with a week left and we all know how that'll end up...

El Padrino said...

shut up woman

blue said...

the comments about the rays on that blog are hilarity

blue said...

it got picked up by USA today too, and they wrote up the story as legit.

Beth said...

"shut up woman"

Don't hate the messenger EP.

El Padrino said...

if we are all alive when and if the mets actually win something you will all hear it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm still tired

El Padrino said...

"Martinez is scheduled as Tuesday’s starter for the Mets in San Francisco against the Giants"

Freak, jus sayin.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Packer!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I haven't been able to find any new LH golf club deals

JFreak said...

""Martinez is scheduled as Tuesday’s starter for the Mets in San Francisco against the Giants"

Freak, jus sayin."

You are silly.

El Padrino said...

Jus sayin freak
that's all

aint sayin i'm winning the bet

blue said...

Pedro looked real good against the A level talent

JFreak said...

I love 2 hours jobs that pay me a full day rate.

glorious.

El Padrino said...

freak's a hooker

JFreak said...

If only.

blue said...

slut

El Padrino said...

chase utley please leave my fantasy team alone

regards, mcnamme's miller lite

Bald Zeppelin said...

Celtics are still annoying me...

El Padrino said...

Celtics are still annoying everyone...


*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't believe its only 10:30

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fucking shit. And I get stuck sorting the mail again. Fuck this.

El Padrino said...

deke's a bitch

Keith S said...

"they'll be in 1st place by the ASB

LOCK IT UP"


If 1st place was the same as 3rd place, then I'd agree

El Padrino said...

i knew keef would be up in here soon to take that comment to task

good to see i wasn't let down

want to wager on that meatloaf head?

Keith S said...

Yeah. The Mets will not be alone in 1st place at the end of any day between now and the All-Star break.

El Padrino said...

marisa Tomei's snatch

El Padrino said...

FTR i am infatuated with Marisa

isiah thomas said...

i am president charley vidyeo was hilarious

i am president charley!

i am president charley!

i am president charley!

i am president charley!

i am president charley!

i am president charley!

blue said...

marisa tomei has aged well

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke's a bitch"

Your mother.

El Padrino said...

"Yeah. The Mets will not be alone in 1st place at the end of any day between now and the All-Star break."

Let's do it.
ASB is what 3 days, name pic change for 3 days

Mets will be in first by then.

El Padrino said...

"Your mother."

I'll smack that extra chin right off your neck boy.

Keith S said...

Deal. They won't be alone in 1st place

blue said...

1st place is 1st place

El Padrino said...

If they are tied I win.

iamPresidentCharley said...

keef chooses his words carefully.

blue said...

WFT? is it 1987 again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

um, doug collins to be bulls coach

WFT are they thinking

El Padrino said...

just kidding deke i love "your mother" comebacks

Keith S said...

"If they are tied I win."

That's not what I said

Keith S said...

"1st place is 1st place"

Being tied for 1st place doesn't guarantee being in the playoffs.

blue said...

it's still 1st place though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Krystkoworeiouiak is here.

El Padrino said...

the bet is that the mets will be in first place when teams cease play before the all star break

if they are tied for first i win because being in first place doesn't mean you need to be alone in first place

El Padrino said...

unless the parameters of the bet indicate such which they dont
so if they are tied i win or we dont bet

Keith S said...

"The Mets will not be alone in 1st place at the end of any day between now and the All-Star break."

That's what I said for the bet. If you don't want to do that, we don't have to bet.

blue said...

semantiks are fun

Keith S said...

Why would I make a bet when there's a better chance of there being a 3 way tie for 1st than there is of the Mets being alone in 1st?

Keith S said...

I already lose enough bets.

Keith S said...

I'm being a jew right now, but IDGAF

El Padrino said...

Fine, no bet.

El Padrino said...

grow a jewfro

Keith S said...

Ladles are no joke

blue said...

"Why would I make a bet when there's a better chance of there being a 3 way tie for 1st than there is of the Mets being alone in 1st?"

so you're saying they'll be in 1st?

Keith S said...

"grow a jewfro"

I don't want to steal mize's thunder

El Padrino said...

collins said he's absolutely not going back into coaching

he done lied

blue said...

michael jordan ain't walking through that door

Keith S said...

I hate when I make my GOLF PICKS on Tuesday and someone withdraws after that

El Padrino said...

unrelated fernando tatis drove in the game tying and winning runs

without steroids

El Padrino said...

yes he's still alaive

El Padrino said...

"I hate when I make my GOLF PICKS on Tuesday and someone withdraws after that"

you guys are still doing this

blue said...

"I hate when I make my GOLF PICKS on Tuesday and someone withdraws after that"

like Anthony Kim?

blue said...

tem is at golf today

El Padrino said...

slavery in the us

Keith S said...

"like Anthony Kim?"


Vijay

Keith S said...

At least I had Kim on the bench

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Motherfucking Anthony Kim.

isiah thomas said...

YOU GONNA TOUCH THE SKY BABYGIRL!

blue said...

uh oh, kim is on the meiz shit list

isiah thomas said...

just wait till the Suns hire Terry Porter, that'll make the DC hiring seem like the Bulls re-hired Phil Fucking Jackson.

blue said...

Terry porter made the playoffs with the bucks

blue said...

and it was the bucks

isiah thomas said...

The Suns are a real Niba team though and play in the West.

El Padrino said...

suns should hire avery

blue said...

the suns probably only have one more good year in them before they have to rebuild around Amare anyway.

Amare and the captain

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

cnn.com takes for fucking ever to load here.

Our DSL is like dial up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Old bitches that can't hear need to swallow their pride and get some fucking hearing aids.

I always mutter shit under my breath when deaf bitches come in.

blue said...

"McCready has not addressed her alleged relationship with Clemens publicly but is expected to address the issue in a film on her life and career that is scheduled to be released this summer."


she's making a fucking movie?

isiah thomas said...

the Suns run has been over, they just haven't accepted it yet.

isiah thomas said...

Old bitches that can't hear need to swallow their pride and get some fucking hearing aids.


further proof old people suck.

isiah thomas said...

is Mccready related to Creasy?

El Padrino said...

Creasy's are is death.

And he's about to paint his masterpiece.

El Padrino said...

*art

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Damn. WWL has pretty much Barry Bonds'd El Tardo.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Brats for lunch were delicious.

El Padrino said...

BBQ'd chicken thighs

blue said...

"Damn. WWL has pretty much Barry Bonds'd El Tardo"

did they give him the clear? or the cream? or maybe elk semen?

blue said...

i wonder if his blog is just a start of him leaving WWL

JFreak said...

meiz should stop complaining about his job.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I don't complain about my job. I complain about the fuck knobs that come in.

In fact, I like my job.

isiah thomas said...

Damn. WWL has pretty much Barry Bonds'd El Tardo.

lets all be thankful.

praise jeebus

El Padrino said...

simmons got fired

El Padrino said...

?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no he is whining over "unkept promises"

Keith S said...

Whitlock

JFreak said...

bad link keith.

El Padrino said...

broken link

Keith S said...

Sweet

Keith S said...

Whitlock, part deux

Keith S said...

Kimbo is fighting on CBS Saturday night.

El Padrino said...

"Trust me, fat people have sex. It's just no one wants to see it. Not even fat people"

outstanding

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

ESPN jagged SG around and didn't keep some promises that he felt were pretty important, so he stopped writing as much as usual & started a blogspot blog. Right now he's running some of his old AOL stuff.

El Padrino said...

"Adam Wainwright is a stud and young. He easily cracks that pitching list."

found weazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Trust me, fat people have sex. It's just no one wants to see it. Not even fat people"

That's why I got me a skinny bitch

El Padrino said...

"ESPN jagged SG around and didn't keep some promises that he felt were pretty important, so he stopped writing as much as usual & started a blogspot blog. Right now he's running some of his old AOL stuff."

where

Spaceman Spiff said...

faber/pulver sunday night

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Shit. I forgot about the Brewers game.

Spaceman Spiff said...

here

someone here linked it up approximately 17 years ago. no wonder EP always links old shit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

http://sportsguy.blogspot.com/

Keith S said...

"Shit. I forgot about the Brewers game."

So did their hitters.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

Ten years after winning his third Indy 500, A.J. Foyt takes the checkered flag for a record fourth time.

El Padrino said...

you guys are crazy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Teixeira!

Yeah baby!

isiah thomas said...

what promises didn't ESPN keep?

Spaceman Spiff said...

missed out on kershaw, i am now in position to get price whenever he's called up

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo didnt say

isiah thomas said...

MOHAMMED!

JFreak said...

"Right now he's running some of his old AOL stuff."

Tardo never worked for AOL.

iamPresidentCharley said...

whitlock is stretching it quite a bit..

blue said...

russell branyan showed up

blue said...

the tats thing is kind of out of control....but......i'm waiting for someone to take advantage of the NBA and get ads tatted on their arms or forehead or something.


Think Nike Swoosh tattooed on a guy's forehead and Nike pays him2M/year for 6 years.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tardo never worked for AOL."

his old 'boston sports guy' thing was on AOL, dunno if he got paid, but deke never said 'worked'

dolt

blue said...

sprewell would have gotten that tattoo

El Padrino said...

spff/ZEKE, VLAD !!!

will he come around
I'm thinking of acquiring him in my money league

Spaceman Spiff said...

sprewell would get that tattoo

*fixed

blue said...

the Rays won't call Price up this year, maybe when they expand rosters

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont expect vlad to catch fire, who are you giving up

iamPresidentCharley said...

the one and only reason ratings are up is due to boston, la, detroit, san antonio.

biggest and best the niba has to offer.. end of story. he really is making up shit for this block of words..

Spaceman Spiff said...

number 1 waiver priority sucks then

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Tardo never worked for AOL."

Digital City was part of AOL or something like that.

He himself has mentioned writing for AOL.

blue said...

you could have claimed Jay Bruce and left him on your bench for a month constantly complaining that Dusty Baker never calls him up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"his old 'boston sports guy' thing was on AOL, dunno if he got paid, but deke never said 'worked'

dolt"

Word.

isiah thomas said...

yeah what's the price tag?

isiah thomas said...

this is fo the killas and the hunnit dolla billas

blue said...

freak is too young to remember the interweb when it was dominated by AOL and their shitty content

El Padrino said...

"dont expect vlad to catch fire, who are you giving up"

hideki

isiah thomas said...

Advantage : spiffg

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think WJ was a total FA, no waiver priority needed

iamPresidentCharley said...

"his old 'boston sports guy' thing was on AOL, dunno if he got paid, but deke never said 'worked'"

would we still consider him a professional?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tough call EP, matsui is having a good season, angels as a whole are in a slump right now, are you in last place, can you take the risk

Spaceman Spiff said...

vlad doesnt really give you much over hideki does he? not like vlad is gonna steal any bases

isiah thomas said...

I'd probably make that deal.

Godzirra's avg will regress as the season goes on, Vladdy's will rise.

other stats are comparable.

look to move vladdy after this season.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"freak is too young to remember the interweb when it was dominated by AOL and their shitty content"

Also correct.

El Padrino said...

"vlad doesnt really give you much over hideki does he? not like vlad is gonna steal any bases"

doubles, hr's

he rejected.

JFreak said...

What league counts doubles?

JFreak said...

I guess in a way it's counted through SLG/OPS, but just "doubles" is weird.

Keith S said...

Probably a lot of leagues.

Keith S said...

Our midseason league counts doubles.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LoV Midseason Madness

Keith S said...

Speaking of that, who is the 300bowler person?

El Padrino said...

"I guess in a way it's counted through SLG/OPS, but just "doubles" is weird."

roto, 2 points

Scoring for Batting Categories
1B - Singles 1 point
2B - Doubles 2 points
3B - Triples 3 points
BB - Walks (Batters) 1 point
CS - Caught Stealing -1 point
HP - Hit by Pitch 1 point
HR - Home Runs 4 points
KO - Strikeouts (Batter) -1 point
R - Runs 1 point
RBI - Runs Batted In 1 point
SB - Stolen Bases 2 points

JFreak said...

Women's softball players don't wear hats.

Disgusting.

blue said...

300lb bowler is not Meiz?

isiah thomas said...

yeah.....YEAH!

JFreak said...

"Speaking of that, who is the 300bowler person?"

friend of mine.

Keith S said...

Women's softball players

Disgusting.


*fixed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"300lb bowler is not Meiz?"

Correct. If I were to have a dorky name it would be something like "The Road Warrior".

isiah thomas said...

"Speaking of that, who is the 300bowler person?"

MY best sock.


*fixed

Keith S said...

freak was jealous that mize had a non-LoVer in the league and he didn't.

Keith S said...

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