Thursday, May 01, 2008

This is only a test.

This is a test. For the next day, this site will conduct a test of the Emergency Blogging System. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed what blog to comment on for the day. This concludes this test of the Emergency Blogging System.

457 comments:

1 – 200 of 457   Newer›   Newest»
Smoltz needs surgery said...

You can thank EP that even though I have the 1st comment today, instead of boobs you get to see a gray haired surgeon...

H said...

what up

Tyler said...

FUCK DERRICK TURNBOW

El Padrino said...

were you serious about that trade

El Padrino said...

james andrews is also a master gynochologist beth, look him up

blue said...

what time does the suns/spurs game start tonight? It's listed on the LoV scoreboard.


it may be time to switch the board to baseball.

blue said...

Keith, WFT?


is this true?

blue said...

spiff has a good fmlb team...i'm having a pretty decent week, and still getting my ass handed to me

Mills said...

That was actually sort of a funny post. Sorta, kinda.

Mills said...

I like AM's best - cuz BFL isn't here.

blue said...

millz and zeke need to sit down with a bottle of chardonnay and a kenny G cd, and work out their differences.

Mills said...

why whatifsports hoops dynasty team dropped a game at home last night where we favored by 11. i am thinking of looking into an alleged point shaving scandle. not cool team.

tem said...

from lov AD.

cummy is far worse. it isn't even close.

tem said...

from lov ad:

30 miles is not really far in columbus. that's just a 20 minute drive.

it should all be measured in time. if 30 miles takes 2hrs to get to then it is far. or if it takes more than 40 minutes it is far.

tem said...

wft is whatifsports dynasty team?

blue said...

"cummy is far worse. it isn't even close."

100% agreed...anyone who thinks differently is a maroon

blue said...

30 miles is a long way to walk/run...but not really a long way to drive

blue said...

hahahaahahahah

Shamford decided to do 1st month baseball awards, and gave rookie of the year in the NL to that Max guy that yahoo! is talking up for the d-bags....douche has only pitched one time and he's the RoY for the month?

blue said...

so 6 different highschool exchange students from Afghanistan all disappeared on the same day from different parts of the US...this sounds like a terrorist plot if i've ever heard of one.

tem said...

why would the terrorists kidnap afghans?

tem said...

s

blue said...

missing terrorist story I was referencing

tem said...

"Columbine High School"

they just need to shut that fucking place down.

or rename the sumbitch.

El Padrino said...

hopefully it is foul play

tem said...

el pads wants the afghan teens to attack us.

El Padrino said...

no i read it as him being missing meaning someone kilt him

tem said...

oh, i read it as 6 afghan teenagers have come up with a diabolical plot to take over some arcade.

tem said...

they are going to use some asian kid to rig "dance dance revolution" to play for free.

El Padrino said...

equally terrifying

Mills said...

IF ya'll are looking for a new Operation Cream Pie - you need to focus on Buzz Bissinger (Friday Night Lights author). He went crazy uncle on Will Leitch (deadspin) on Costas Now, and basically called blogger ass-hats.

tem said...

wft is "crazy uncle"?

blue said...

crazy uncle is like jeezaloo

blue said...

no foul play for the afghani kid, he called his host (not the kod kind) family and told them he was fine, but wouldn't tell them where he was.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

When I blow my nose, a decent amount of blood comes out. That's normal, right?

El Padrino said...

i remember seeing something on AD last night about the costas round table on blog

anyone want a link, it's hysterical

El Padrino said...

deadspin leitch getting ATM'd

El Padrino said...

deadspin does suck though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"IF ya'll are looking for a new Operation Cream Pie - you need to focus on Buzz Bissinger (Friday Night Lights author). He went crazy uncle on Will Leitch (deadspin) on Costas Now, and basically called blogger ass-hats."


I agree, but Buzz Bissinger doesn't have a blog for us to wreck.

tem said...

"That's normal, right?"

not really

tem said...

don't fuck with anyone named Buzz.

They have already suffered enough.

El Padrino said...

meiz stop smoking
your killing yourself

Mills said...

crazy uncle is just that family member that is off just enough that when he gets going, he is a real embarrassment.

think BFL.

El Padrino said...

i think deke nailed it in AD

"mass media still doesn't get blogs"

tem said...

wait, bloggers are asshats aren't they?

tem said...

bfl went back to zeke.

Mills said...

Zeke is still a BFL, so its all good. Why did he change anyway?

blue said...

i like blogs

blue said...

i guess that means i like asshats.

i don't like asshats that blog though (i'm looking at you shamford)

El Padrino said...

for the most part, no one is claiming to be a pulitzer prize writer like buzz thinks we all should be, we just want a forum to shoot the shit and argue about sports, weasels and titties

all in all while enjoying a 100 word post form time to time

blue said...

Carmelo's BAC was .148 when he got pulled over for DUI a couple weeks ago...consequently, that was also his FG% for the Lakers series.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

BUT BIG DADDY BALLS WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT EL GUAPO'S TITTIES!!!!!!!!!



AND PROFANITY!!!

tem said...

"Carmelo's BAC was .148 when he got pulled over for DUI a couple weeks ago...consequently, that was also his FG% for the Lakers series."

wow, blue is getting ready for open mic night.

blue said...

braylon edwards looks uncomfortable at this round table

El Padrino said...

he better bring an umbrella then

tem said...

"Zeke is still a BFL, so its all good. Why did he change anyway?"

he must have felt like changing.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Got to 3rd with Longoria has 4 goddamn RBI this week. 4.

Keith S said...

"Keith, WFT?


is this true?"

I don't have a facebook account. What does it say?

blue said...

bob costas does not like blogs

blue said...

i didn't know you needed a facebook account...it says that ASU has decided to do away with the cheer squad....

iamresurrected said...

Buzz was hating the player and not the game.

STFU old man, your time has passed. you are obb-so-leet!

blue said...

leitch is a douchebag...deadspin does suck, but leitch was obviously not prepared for that discussion...

iamresurrected said...

i wanna do ghetto hood rat things with my friends.

Keith S said...

"i didn't know you needed a facebook account...it says that ASU has decided to do away with the cheer squad...."

It asked for my username/password. I haven't heard anything about them doing away with that, though.

iamresurrected said...

Buzz wanted to slap him because he realized that with the click of a mouse his career has evaporated.

bitteroldmanbitteroldmanbitteroldman!

tem said...

maybe they are doing away with the cheer squad and starting a stripper squad.

blue said...

here is what the facebook page says:

"It was announced today that ASU's Marketing Department has decided to CUT THE CHEER PROGRAM completely. We will have NO cheer squad next year at ANY football, basketball or other sporting event games. Instead, they have decided to "merge" the DANCELINE and some form of a cheer squad into one, creating a "spiritline" with dancers and guy "yell leaders." Think USC. The only form of "cheer squad" that will remain is the megaphones and signs. They will not even be called the cheerleaders, but instead "Sparky's Crew."

This is an outrage! As the largest university in the United States, we will be a JOKE without a cheer squad. Marketing and Athletics need to hear about how upset true Sun Devils really are. I implore you to let EVERY Sun Devil you're aware of know about this travesty; what sort of tradition do they want us to uphold if they won't allow us even the decency of a cheer squad. Note to Marketing: that's tradition 101"

tem said...

pac 10 poon should be in the know about ASU cheer squad news.

iamresurrected said...

i would rather read a Freak post than a Mitch Albom story. at least we admit to making shit up..

tem said...

it ain't so much the fiddle, it's the man who holds the bow.

or in this case the hot chick who holds the sign.

as long as they are hot chicks nobody gives a fuck what they call themselves.

iamresurrected said...

Leitch shoulda started making faces and going "nah-nah-nah-na-naaaah-nah!" just to see if u could get him to take a swing. he obviously wanted to...

GIVE IN TO YOUR DARK SIDE!

Keith S said...

FWIW...ASU dance team >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ASU cheerleaders

blue said...

I hate to say it, but if I was an uninformed person, Buzz made a much better case than Leitch did.

Leitch needed to answer the criticism with "this is more of what the common fan thinks about these issues", and it's supported by the readership and traffic to our sites....

El Padrino said...

Albom, Lupica, Ryan, Saunders <<<
LOV

tem said...

why don't we get invited to these roundtables?

El Padrino said...

"You can thank EP that even though I have the 1st comment today, instead of boobs you get to see a gray haired surgeon..."

"Y'all"

fixed.

blue said...

we don't get invited to shit...we need to take LoV inc to the next level to show we aren't fucking around anymore.

blue said...

i never liked bob costas much anyway

Keith S said...

Let's start square table discussions

ToddPacker said...

"Albom, Lupica, Ryan, Saunders <<<
LOV"

true

tem said...

oval table discussions?

ToddPacker said...

the simpsons names from yesterday were funny

iamresurrected said...

i am i2i with blew on leitch. he left alot to be desired.

ToddPacker said...

rhombus table

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

LOVal table discussion.

iamresurrected said...

costas looks scary in HD. fake hair and looks like he had cancer or something.. mofo dudn't look too healthy.

ToddPacker said...

"LOVal table discussion."

nice, meiz

iamresurrected said...

and he coulda just said.. "Fan Nation is a bunch of haters... deal with it."

Keith S said...

isosceles triangle table discussions

iamresurrected said...

and then give a 'Vinnie from the Bronx' nut grab to the camera

Keith S said...

SBtB this morning is from Kelly's dad's hotel in Hawaii

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Costas had a really nice fake tan going on

iamresurrected said...

maybe even cap it off with a collar-pop or a middle finger & thumb combination.

tem said...

guy at volleyball last week was wearing a popped collar while he played.

i laughed at him at first, but then realized the chick he was with was smoking hot, so i guess the stupid popped collar thing worked.

ToddPacker said...

i guess i need to watch the costas show this month

iamresurrected said...

one of my fav SBtB's is "jessie's father's wedding" and the fact that they refer to the event as "jessie's father's wedding" the entire time. forget calling it "the wedding", that bitch is "jessie's father's wedding".

JFreak said...

"i would rather read a Freak post than a Mitch Albom story. at least we admit to making shit up.."

Thanks, I think.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"SBtB this morning is from Kelly's dad's hotel in Hawaii"

Sweet. That means hot Kapowski is on.

ToddPacker said...

RE: costas

mad dog from mike and the mad dog was on right?... i hate those guys

Keith S said...

Smoltz is a 12 year old girl

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bX-h59pth

blue said...

"SBtB this morning is from Kelly's dad's hotel in Hawaii"

jesse's dad isn't it

iamresurrected said...

and that Buzz dude didnt need to be in HD either. looked like a fatter Buffalo Bill.


"it puts the story in the paper!"

JFreak said...

"guy at volleyball last week was wearing a popped collar while he played."

Douche alert.

iamresurrected said...

Smoltz needed to twitter that info out.

ToddPacker said...

best buffalo bill line:
"is she a great big fat person?"

JFreak said...

FJM's take on Buzzzzzz

tem said...

i am really hungry already.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Freak's way out of IN

JFreak said...

"Good luck running a Denny's, douchebag."

Ha.

JFreak said...

"Ability to work in high places"

That's a no go.

blue said...

April 30th: 82degrees and sunny

May 1st: Snowing


That's denver for you

tem said...

columbus is like that too.

Keith S said...

"jesse's dad isn't it"

No. Both of us are wrong. It's Kelly's grandpa

Tyler said...

Just to prove that L.A. has the best riots, watch the news tonight.

blue said...

ok, because i remember Kelly being poor, so poor in fact that she couldn't afford a prom dress because her dad got fired from Lockheed Martin, or some other defense contracting company.

blue said...

"family comes first"

blue said...

Hopefully Gallardo can keep the cubbies under 19 runs tonight

Tyler said...

I watched that Costas show last night and I thought it was funny that Buzz and Costas couldn't make the differentiation between a "blog" and "comments". Everything they read was a comment. They didn't talk about the actual posts that were written.

Tyler said...

And I think it's interesting when you work in a vacuum, like Buzz has worked in for most of his life. If you don't receive feedback from people reading your stuff and only receive praise from a committee that hands out awards, of course you're going to be an asshat with an ego.

blue said...

" They didn't talk about the actual posts that were written."

they did read one line from a deadspin post written by Big Daddy Drew..and he sucks

El Padrino said...

good point t

blue said...

but the comments/post mixup is hilarity.

the Denver post allows you to comment on their articles online, just like a blog....so it would be the same as blaming the Denver Post for the comments left by its readers...which are usually pretty idiotic and cumfastish or millzian

blue said...

what's funny to me is that William Simmons basically started the "sports blog" genre, yet he doesn't allow comments other than his "mailbags"...he's an asshat like bissinger as well

blue said...

i just don't like anyone telling me what is or isn't relevant, and what is or isn't good writing...i'll be the judge of that

iamresurrected said...

ftr, i wasnt commenting on the episode keith was watching.. i was just pointing out one of my fav episodes.

"in unrelated news..."

JFreak said...

"yet he doesn't allow comments other than his "mailbags"..."

That's deadspin's fault.

Don't you remember the first day they had ESPN comments, they flooded the crap out of the Simmons article putting up >10,000 comments that were entirely gibberish.

JFreak said...

ESPN probably figured that it would happen every time they put up one of his articles.

And given deadspin's douchey-ness, that wouldn't have been surprising.

Keith S said...

Tone it down fellas. It's creeping above D-

blue said...

they went OCP on el tardo

blue said...

"Tone it down fellas. It's creeping above D-"

we need to get up to a D if we're ever going to be on Costas Now

Tyler said...

IF/THEN statement:

If Deadspin are douchebags for creampieing a Simmions post, then we are douchebags for creampieing Shamhoff's blog.

Tyler said...

We are also douchebags for including Holds in a ten team FMLB league, but that's beside the point.

JFreak said...

Falsehood.

We hate Shanoff.

They just wanted to wreck ESPN's comment system.

blue said...

difference is that Shamford is a douche and el tardo is not

blue said...

as much as I disagree with all the boston sports articles that el retardo writes, he's usually on point, and doesn't write crazy stupid shit...other than his "and then" trade articles.

El Padrino said...

i like pussy

El Padrino said...

i ♥ pussy

fixed.

Tyler said...

"el tardo is not"

Take that back. Yes he is.

El Padrino said...

"Big tit MILF screams when she cums in four way "

the titles really get me going

Keith S said...

EP
Probably a stupid question here...

You betting on the Derby?

El Padrino said...

"Having an orgasm with a carrot"

i knew a girl who would often masturbate witha cucumber

NS

El Padrino said...

"You betting on the Derby?"

Yes. Yes I am.

blue said...

topless keeley Hazell again

she is queen of the boobs

El Padrino said...

"my wife eating sperm"

Protein bar?

El Padrino said...

"Jana Bach wird gefickt"

the germans are freaks too ya know

isiah thomas said...

why whatifsports hoops dynasty team dropped a game at home last night where we favored by 11. i am thinking of looking into an alleged point shaving scandle. not cool team.

whatifsports hoops dynasty team = 2008 DD

Don't use up all of your potions this season weasel.

JFreak said...

Leitch-Bissenger video has already been taken down.

isiah thomas said...

it's always a good day when FH gets on a roll.

Mills said...

whatifsports is so NOT DD.

On a related note - we have a programmer here that he and his wife are the King and Queen of the local DD chapter. They hook it up with other locals, and they are the masters.

This is fo reelz.

Mills said...

he has a mullet and a fu-man chu too. i am not making any of this up. this is all legit.

Keith S said...

GOLF PICKS

blue said...

"GOLF PICKS"


this was yesterday

El Padrino said...

i should clear my internet history now

Keith S said...

"this was yesterday"

Really? Thanks

JFreak said...

There's a report now that Clemens also had an affair with John Daly's ex-wife.

Keith S said...

When is the first LoS post happening?

JFreak said...

And we're underway in Florida.

blue said...

thanks vin

iamresurrected said...

"i just don't like anyone telling me what is or isn't relevant, and what is or isn't good writing...i'll be the judge of that"

and dude is pissed cause the people have spoken and they dont wanna read his shit..

this makes me think of "art" bands who are mad at people cause they dont "get" their art.. or they tell themselves that nobody listens to their shit b/c it's so over the heads and elite... no, your shit stinks.

just like the ending to No Country for Old Men.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dick Weeks is on the waiver wire

isiah thomas said...

whatifsports is so NOT DD.

eh twatever weasel, just don't let the ring escape your protection, you wouldn't want it falling into the evil clutches of Glondor - then the safety of Weaselopolis could be in danger.

isiah thomas said...

I need to re-watch NCfOM. I didn't feel it, but I was shitfaced and not paying 100% attention.

TWBB > NCfOM (right now).

Keith S said...

I thought this was the season that Dick Weeks was going to break out.

blue said...

dick weeks needs another AAA stint

El Padrino said...

"When is the first LoS post happening?"

soon, it's hard cuz it's NSFW obviously

blue said...

why does LoS have to be NSFW?

Keith S said...

"soon, it's hard cuz it's NSFW obviously"


But you're at home

Keith S said...

Unless you meant Not Safe for Wops

blue said...

honestly, i don't need to see an EP/cmEP home video

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd watch that

blue said...

of course you would

blue said...

i'm still pissed that the aussie chick put her blog on hiatus for awhile

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Sue me

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm still pissed that the aussie chick put her blog on hiatus for awhile"

I'm pissed that she doesn't post beav shots.

blue said...

some nip slips would be nice as well

tem said...

"difference is that Shamford is a douche and el tardo is not"

slow down there....yes el tardo is a douche. have you heard him talk? Seen him on TV?? Everything he does on TV screams "I'm a giant douche"

blue said...

that's not very nice tem

tem said...

sometimes things aren't nice.

blue said...

i saw et at that vegas thing on E:60...douche

tem said...

i saw the commercial for it.

i also saw him on some show last year and learnt he was a douche.

tem said...

SG = Douche is CoL.

blue said...

his douchiness is nothing compared to the shamford, though.

maybe LoV should have a "who's the biggest douche" tournament.

cumfast would have to be excluded as he would obviously be the champion.

blue said...

the Biggest Blog Douche tournament, or biggest sports writer douche

blue said...

Leitch was very douche-tastic on that show

blue said...

and the balls guy from deadspin is a douche too

blue said...

douche Z

tem said...

biggest sports writer douche could be a 64 person field.

tem said...

skunkpatch, bob ryan, skip bayless, etc, etc, etc, etc.

blue said...

yeah, it would be a big tournament

tem said...

shamford would be a #1 seed for sure though.

blue said...

you'd have to put that buzz guy in there

blue said...

mitch albom would be included just because of "tuesday with morrie"

blue said...

you could have Blog/newspaper/online/book divisions

tem said...

now we have almost put in enough thought to actually do it.

tem said...

but then we hit a WALL

tem said...

a WALL near newer too.

tem said...

wft

tem said...

can't have that.

tem said...

stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp

tem said...

old

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 457   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino