Friday, May 02, 2008

short and sweet like bear meat

Detroit rules.

Good thing the Lions didn't do anything to fuck up that trifecta.

Jews are annoying.

recapturethegloryisacoolhorsenamedontyathink?

Big Brown wont win. I like Pyro, Colonel John, and Monba. Just like that.

Jankees are in trouble. This makes everyone happy.

Ironman.

Rockets win the series this weekend.

Thank y'all for coming out, god bless, and good night.

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blue said...

"short and sweet like bear meat"

TWSS

blue said...

where is everybody sheeshalou

iamresurrected said...

whammo?

iamresurrected said...

cheeseandjews

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

oghohgnvininbdlsew

iamresurrected said...

i dont know if i can take anymore of Deadbeat talking about what a drag his kid is.

"i wanna go away for a weekend, but i have him. i could go play golf, but i need to leave him with someone.."

and i think the kid is adopted... so STFU. you shit in your own bed, mayne!!

iamresurrected said...

"i wanna go to the country bar and pick up skanks.."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I can't believe Keith is not kicking the shit out of me this week.

I have to be dead last on the Power rankings this week.

blue said...

deadbeats are the worst

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

tem said...

"i wanna go to the country bar and pick up skanks.."




**fixed

blue said...

golf excuse by deadbeat is lame, unless kid is younger than 4 years old...take the little fucker with you

iamresurrected said...

it sounds like the kid is junior high age. he wants to go away for a wknd with g/f and golf.. so kid is cramping his style.

kid sounds like a fuckin' spaz though.. like the ones that grab their ears and scream at you because of 'the voices'.

iamresurrected said...

kid threatened to kill him too. but i cant place blame..

iamresurrected said...

ADHD kid with "issues" is the way it sounds.

iamresurrected said...

and being thrown between 2 parents seemingly as fucked up as these 2 are.. his problems aint exactly gettin' better.

iamresurrected said...

morAn z

blue said...

the g/f probably hates the kid

iamresurrected said...

he probably steals from her purse.

iamresurrected said...

he has kids at least 10 yrs older than me and kids a 1/3 my age (me=28).

cluster.
phuck.

iamresurrected said...

current ipod count: 9551

iamresurrected said...

trippin balls zizzle

iamresurrected said...

either TPS or vacation days are ragin' today

blue said...

stealing from the g/f purse is a smart move

ToddPacker said...

"either TPS or vacation days are ragin' today"

tps

blue said...

she can't say anything about it, and he can just play dum

blue said...

everyone is out spending their "economic stimulus check" today

ToddPacker said...

tps thinks today is monday

ToddPacker said...

with a win last night the phils are is 1st place... rev is happy

blue said...

but he is sad that the sixers got thumped

ToddPacker said...

i watched some of the pistons/sixers game last night... i think that's 1st NBA viewing of the season for me

iamresurrected said...

good night for Detroit sports. absolute rape-age.

iamresurrected said...

and dude wore an army t-shirt in today. not camo or anything, but like "US Army" with a big eagle on it and shit.

classy fridays.

iamresurrected said...

np: Shine, Collective Soul.

iamresurrected said...

moonwalk z


hope zeke's in today.. maybe we can pick up this pace

iamresurrected said...

where's the lazy wop too

blue said...

army t-shirt to the office is "casual"

blue said...

lazy wop is busy looking up porn or playing GTA iV

iamresurrected said...

pre-season softball tourney tmrw.

our first game is 8am. WFT. almost grounds to not show.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No good material yet

iamresurrected said...

casual: he looks like he should be planting flowers in his garden.

blue said...

is he wearing crocs?

iamresurrected said...

playing on a new league this year too.. they scheduled a practice/scrimmage for tmrw 4-6p. WFT people!!

blue said...

practice/scrimmage is hilarity

El Padrino said...

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iamresurrected said...

he's rocking a country styled belt too.. with the metal shit on it.. uuuugh. i'd like to rip it off and beat him with it like its a cat o' 9 tails.

El Padrino said...

ripped flannel aint casual either

El Padrino said...

they just ruin it for everyone else

kill that man iam, no one would convict you

iamresurrected said...

yeah, the guys on the evening team apparently take shit slightly seriously. 4-5 nights a week and such.

ToddPacker said...

"It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist."

ToddPacker said...

"You meet a lot of ladies driving an Xterra"

iamresurrected said...

i already made fun of him to one of the supe's too. half joking, but half hoping they notice that letting people do that shit might lead to the ruining... gotta nip that shit in the bud.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I pretty much refuse to play softball anymore.

blue said...

office last night was very good

"the way we settle it in a gang, is to get up face to face with a dude, and then you start tickling him, and he starts tickling you, and pretty soon you're both laughing and then you hug"

tem said...

"tem said...

"i going to go to the country bar and pick up skanks..""



fixed

ToddPacker said...

"in the gang world, we use something called Fluffy Fingers"

tem said...

tps raging here.

iamresurrected said...

"I pretty much refuse to play softball anymore."

cant make it to first base anymore?

ToddPacker said...

"If you don't get no respect, you might be redneck"

blue said...

"you all need to act like i'm actually firing stanley"

"if you wouldn't have told us, we would have thought you really were firing him"

blue said...

what's the deal with grape nuts, they're not grapes, they're not nuts....hey, i don't get no respekt

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"cant make it to first base anymore?"

There's always at least one person on the team that sucks, and that ruins it for me.

blue said...

"There's always at least one person on the team that sucks."

this is true...if you look around and can't find that person on the team that sucks, it's probably you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blind Pam was hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

$$$ league cash being sent today

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope the jazz win tonight so i can watch the lakers on sunday

tem said...

Perrilloux gone

tem said...

i subbed for a team on wednesday.

i played first base.

i touched the ball twice.

blue said...

"i touched the ball twice"

TWSS

tem said...

now i am going to a lunch meeting.

blue said...

spiff is back from hawaii?

tem said...

then later to a country bar to pick up skanks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why did Tem CnP my fixing of the bar & skanks comment?

Is tem biting my style?

blue said...

he changed it from "I wanna go"

to "I am going"

blue said...

ahahahaha turnbow

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

DFA'd. Fucking Turnbow. He'll never be back up. Bush is the next pitcher to get the call.

Spaceman Spiff said...

adenhart's debut didnt go as well as max's

blue said...

they could turn bush into a setup man...he's always good the first inning or so

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am currently faced with a mighty conundrum.

I know what I should do, but its definitely not what I want to do.

blue said...

do what you want to do

blue said...

we live in a selfish world, do it meiz

iamresurrected said...

..in living color."

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"we live in a selfish world, do it meiz"


No.

blue said...

maybe you should get some advise from LoV

iamresurrected said...

lay it on us meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

negative

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Its about honor. I will not be dishonorable.

iamresurrected said...

honor is overrated.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This place is dead.

I gotta work tomorrow. Bullshit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

penis

I ♥ Beer said...

*sighs*

i'm soooo tied of the phone calls and the tv commercials and the radio commercials.


GO OUT OF MY STATE!!!!!

tem said...

he changed it from "I wanna go"

to "I am going"


exactly

I ♥ Beer said...

"honor is overrated."


agreed. self indulgence is the way to go.

tem said...

meiz be honorable.

tem said...

day long wall.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

rev

blue said...

honor is something you guard or roll, not something you are...thus the honor guard, and honor roll

iamresurrected said...

"penis"

meiz loves it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

???

Spaceman Spiff said...

my school was average when i went there, but now that ive graduated, it keeps moving up the rankings, making my resume look beter, awesome

blue said...

lunch at 100

iamresurrected said...

ah'so, the great warr

iamresurrected said...

i just stole some pizza outta the fridge. i feel kinda bad.. but not really.

shit, biznatch!.. this was the 2nd day.. its fair game.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1957...

Boxing legend Sugar Ray Robinson knocked out Gene Fullmer in the fifth round and won the world middleweight title.

Keith S said...

I'm golfing here tomorrow.

Keith S said...

Me and EA are celebrating our bdays on Sunday. It's just gonna be a private ceremony

Keith S said...

wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Me and EA are celebrating our bdays on Sunday. It's just gonna be a private ceremony"


Just to make it awkward, I'm gonna whack my dick for EA on Sunday.

Keith S said...

Awkward for who? You and fmmize?

I ♥ Beer said...

"Just to make it awkward, I'm gonna whack my dick for EA on Sunday."

you lack the required equipment.

I ♥ Beer said...

damn, i can't ever get a slapper going. this is a slow day.



anybody notice Kevin Cott took down his "blog"?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Awkward for who? You and fmmize?"

For EA. I'll email it to her.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"damn, i can't ever get a slapper going. this is a slow day."

I'm immune to dick jokes.

isiah thomas said...

...the more I swung the more blood flew….then he disappared and my boyz disappeared too….then I felt just like a fiend….it wasn't even close to Halloween.

isiah thomas said...

deke we can't help you if you don't tell us the problem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke we can't help you if you don't tell us the problem."


No problems here.

blue said...

nightmare on my street...jazzy jeff has to be pissed at Will Smith right about now

isiah thomas said...

deke you're in the Trust Tree kid, let'r rip.

Keith S said...

Jazzy made some cameo's on FPoBA

blue said...

deke can't let'er rip because corporate watchdogs are lurking and watching his every move

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke can't let'er rip because corporate watchdogs are lurking and watching his every move"

Its actually not a big deal. The "conundrum", not the watchdogs.


Corporate can kiss my ass.

ToddPacker said...

huge comment day

ToddPacker said...

"anybody notice Kevin Cott took down his "blog"?"


funny

blue said...

what's a kevin cott...

btw- he got a shout out i n the eltardo chat

ToddPacker said...

"I'm golfing here tomorrow"

this reminded me af a jug-type comment... RIP jug

ToddPacker said...

*of a

ToddPacker said...

"what's a kevin cott...

btw- he got a shout out i n the eltardo chat"


what's an eltardo?

ToddPacker said...

might be a day without older/newer

ToddPacker said...

perrilloux likes the weed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh we'll hit newere

blue said...

he can hang out with Josh Howard

ToddPacker said...

re: turnbow

someone will give him another chance

ToddPacker said...

someone slapped lebron?

tem said...

"
anybody notice Kevin Cott took down his "blog"?
"

who?

ToddPacker said...

"And LeBron's a terrific actor. We've seen some of his commercials."


funny

blue said...

i thought the lebron acting comment by Eddie Jordan was funny as well

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gallardo. Torn ACL.


Enjoy the playoffs, Cubs.

Keith S said...

"this reminded me af a jug-type comment... RIP jug"

That's what I did there.

Keith S said...

"Gallardo. Torn ACL."

Welcome back, Dave Bush

tem said...

tem got $0 from the gov't this week.

Mills said...

Does Jug not come around anymore?

Is he stuck in space?

isiah thomas said...

Thank y'all for coming out, god bless, and good night.

Russell Simmons Def Comedy Jam

Keith S said...

"tem got $0 from the gov't this week."

It's based on the last 2 #s of your SSN.

iamresurrected said...

i'm sad to see Cott give up on journalism.

Mills said...

i am last for SSN payments (direct deposit wise). Had we put wife first, we would have gotten it already.

Mills said...

or in the first batch.

Keith S said...

'Sconnie has the best 911 operators

tem said...

"It's based on the last 2 #s of your SSN."

i know

tem said...

i get mine no later than next friday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

$$$ league cash sent just now, expect it next week tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

which numbers got sent out already 00-??

isiah thomas said...

Let's get a "Top 5" list going for Friday....start a tradition.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Let's get a "Top 5" list going for Friday....start a tradition."


Holy shit. I remember that.


How sad.

blue said...

blue got his gubment check today

ToddPacker said...

what was the "top 5" list?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

good for you. Mine should be next week.

ToddPacker said...

"i'm sad to see DB give up on journalism."

*fixed

ToddPacker said...

"*fixed" comments are becoming popular

ToddPacker said...

last 2 digits... i should be in the 1st group

ToddPacker said...

did you get my check, tem?

isiah thomas said...

last 2 digits... i should be in the 1st group

If you're already collecting SS I'm not sure if you qualify to be stimulated.

isiah thomas said...

I remember one of the lead DB-ettes said something along the lines of "you guys will never start your own blog" and "you'll be back here in 2 weeks"

EAD Crafty Vet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think Crafty Vet even stopped his blog too.






VIVA

Spaceman Spiff said...

I think Crafty Vet even stopped his blog too.

TWICE

ToddPacker said...

"If you're already collecting SS I'm not sure if you qualify to be stimulated."

that's too bad... i was going to but a sweet walker with my $$$

ToddPacker said...

how was the vacation, spiff?

isiah thomas said...

get one with the tennis balls on teh bottom TP

ToddPacker said...

"get one with the tennis balls on teh bottom TP"

no doubt

Keith S said...

""*fixed" comments are becoming popular"

They're(Those are) the new(updated) ()(parentheses).

Spaceman Spiff said...

Marvin Harrison WFT

freak, when did he leave the colts and start playing for the pacers?

iamresurrected said...

parentheses (i.e.,->() ) are funny (bring great joy to my face)

Spaceman Spiff said...

parentheses always have a resurgence when EP(el padrino) uses them redonkulously

Spaceman Spiff said...

vacation was fantastic, as always

iamresurrected said...

i would totally do it donkey style

Keith S said...

"(bring great joy to my face)"


TWSS

Keith S said...

Hilarity ensued

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gallardo. Torn ACL.

ToddPacker said...

"Barkley broke through the commotion to say, "I like Star. She's a cougar."


yikes

Keith S said...

"Barkley broke through the commotion to say, "I like Star. She's a cougar."


Someone mentioned this earlier in the week here but I didn't know what it was in reference to.

Keith S said...

"Gallardo. Torn ACL."

Echo. Echo.

ToddPacker said...

i heard that gallardo has a torn ACL

blue said...

quit telling me this bullshit about gallardo

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, Yovanni Gallardo has a torn ACL

iamresurrected said...

who is gallardo? does he play futbol?

blue said...

I will trade you Gallardo for Hanley Ramirez

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

deal.

Spaceman Spiff said...

cant believe i got a homer from aybar

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue, upton has a strained shoulder i heard

blue said...

motherfucker should have came out of the game when he hurt his knee then instead of giving up 2 more runs...assbag

blue said...

"blue, upton has a strained shoulder i heard"

yeah, he left in the middle of an at-bat last night...what a fag

blue said...

i need to change my teamname back to DL for disabled list and deadlast.

blue said...

I hope MLB suspends Reed Johnson the rest of the season

Spaceman Spiff said...

i kind of hope kendrick stays on the DL for a while so i dont have to drop anyone

Spaceman Spiff said...

who;s gonna pick up max?

blue said...

tem already claimed him off waivers

blue said...

how come all of the good brewers pitchers are made of tissue paper.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how come all of the good brewers pitchers are made of tissue paper."


Because all the other guys are made from grit.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm going home.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue,

Pick up Bush. He's your horse from last year's title run.

Keith S said...

"who;s gonna pick up max?"

I put in for him but I had a bad waiver position.

Keith S said...

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