Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Not a 5 or 0 anymore

So now I am off of the 5 and 0 posting schedule. This is 529. I'll have to throw in an extra post somewhere down the line to get post 1,000. I think I have time.

So the Pens haven't shown up yet for the Stanley Cup. Hey Pittsburgh, the goal is that way, you might want to put the puck in it.

Hey Brandon Webb, the strike zone is that way, you might want to hit it. And also stopped letting opposing teams get so many hits.

Hey Danica, just because you are a girl don't think that some Indy person won't hit you. If you are going to keep trying to get into people's faces it won't be long until someone hits you in yours.

Hey Detriot, you need to win in Boston still.

Hey Vince Young, quitters don't get paid.

Hey Syracuse, lacrosse is dumb.

Hey Duke, lacrosse is dumb and you suck at it. Good thing all those players came back for their 39th year.

Hey Spurs, LA is that way, you don't want to go there down 3-1.

OK I am running late so I am posting this crap now.

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Tyler said...

You forgot one:

Hey Dusty Baker, you still have to call Jay Bruce up yet.

tem said...

i forgot lots.

blue said...

Danica Patrick having to be restrained is hilarity

Tyler said...

And, Hey Lucas/Spielberg, you forgot to make a good movie.

blue said...

she wasn't going to win anyway, but she had a legit complaint.

The sarah fisher chick who smashed into Tony Kanaan cried, nobody told her "there's no crying at Indy."

Bald Zeppelin said...

i didn't watch a single lap of the indy 500

Tyler said...

And, Hey Kobe, stop making fake videos and concentrate on winning games.

blue said...

seriously, who really thought the new Indiana Jones movie would be any good.

did you all miss the starwars prequel movies? Besides the fact that Harrison Ford is now 65.

Bald Zeppelin said...

I am less than impressed with Danica Patrick though. She whines a lot.

blue said...

"And, Hey Kobe, stop making fake videos and concentrate on winning games."

i'm waiting for the viral video in which he jumps over something and dunks, then ass rapes a white woman

blue said...

"I am less than impressed with Danica Patrick though. She whines a lot."


she's a woman

blue said...

the brandon webb jinx continues to work

El Padrino said...

they called up bruce

El Padrino said...

and i'm tired and hungover

tem said...

"and i'm tired and hungover"

ditto

blue said...

i'm starting to like the new weezer song

Tyler said...

"i'm starting to like the new weezer song"

Die.

Bald Zeppelin said...

new weezer is growing on me

Bald Zeppelin said...

and it'd be nice if the Celtics could show up for 2 games in a row...

Tyler said...

Where are the Power Rankings? Your late.

blue said...

the video is hilarity

blue said...

weezer video

blue said...

power rankings are in the works

tem said...

tem saw the indy movie.

i thought it was good enough.

tem said...

furry balls had a horrid weak.

blue said...

tem didn't go with efmtem to the race?

iamPresidentCharley said...

new weezer hurts my heart.

tem said...

"tem didn't go with efmtem to the race?"

blue is a comedian now.

went to the movie on friday. could have done both.

El Padrino said...

Tractor trailer, filled with explosives

tem said...

"Tractor trailer, filled with explosives"

what?

tem said...

it was overcast on monday so tem did not use sunscreen.

now tem is really sun burnt.

tem said...

tem has already heard the "does your face hurt? no? well it is hurting me." joke, or some variation of said joke, 5 times.

El Padrino said...

"Tractor trailer, filled with explosives"

what?"

Wishing out loud.

blue said...

tem should wear a hat

tem said...

i can't wear a hat at work.

blue said...

is it sunny inside your office?

i meant yesterday

tem said...

well that advice hardly helps me now, unless we are going to fire up deke's time machine.

tem said...

also, there is a flourescent light inside my office.

so it is bright in here.

blue said...

i think deke's time machine broke, when Carmona's hip gave out

tem said...

what would el pad do with a tractor trailer full of explosives?

tem said...

broken time machine sucks.

tem said...

cnn.com lead story:

"A poor Haitian girl could get $2.80 and some chocolate, she told a European charity. All she had to do was perform a sex act on a humanitarian worker. She refused. Her impoverished friends did not."

iamPresidentCharley said...

one can dream, cant he?

iamPresidentCharley said...

*that was not in response to that cnn story

iamPresidentCharley said...

it was a vote for the explosives

El Padrino said...

"what would el pad do with a tractor trailer full of explosives?"

ram it into my building

blue said...

haiti sounds cool

El Padrino said...

two guys are out
im pissed
hungover
and shit is fucked up here

unrelated Appleton Estates Jamaican Rum has a fan in me

tem said...

"Appleton Estates Jamaican Rum has a fan in me
"

ditto.

El Padrino said...

i cooked with it too
i made a rum based glaze sauce and put it on everything this weekend

even my wife

good times

El Padrino said...

so the phillies scored some runs yesterday huh?

El Padrino said...

fuck Vuke

blue said...

fuck the rockies

blue said...

power rankings are up

tem said...

man i played the top PR team again...

tem said...

teams always show up against furry balls.

blue said...

it's the brandon webb jinx

blue said...

side boob

blue said...

this guy here in the office keeps referring to the indiana jones movie as "raiders of the lost ark"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I feel like shit

El Padrino said...

slo

tem said...

why would he refer to it as that?

tem said...

side boob is always nice.

well assuming it is a boob i want to see.

blue said...

"why would he refer to it as that?"

because he's a moron

blue said...

this chick is going to pose for playboy...i'm not interested

tem said...

sfw link?

blue said...

yes, sfw

tem said...

i'm interested.

tem said...

not as interested as i would be if it were someone hotter, but she is hot enough for me to want to see her nekkid.

blue said...

will it make you go buy that magazine?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh UPS, don't make me call your bitch asses to get my sticks delivered today.

blue said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

i wanna be young again

tem said...

hungry

El Padrino said...

"One of the travelers who arrived at Tokyo's Narita airport over the weekend may have picked up an unusual souvenir from customs -- a package of cannabis."

"Anyone who finds the package should contact Tokyo customs as soon as possible, the spokeswoman said."

sure spokeswoman, sure

El Padrino said...

mugshot of the day

El Padrino said...

scratch that, THIS is the mugshot of the day

Spaceman Spiff said...

figgy going back to the DL

thats just great

El Padrino said...

close runner up

El Padrino said...

he is such a faggot

Spaceman Spiff said...

not too excited about this haren/lincecum matchup

El Padrino said...

crack is not whack

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"this chick is going to pose for playboy...i'm not interested"

I'd slam it.

blue said...

meiz is on fire today

blue said...

furcal is still out?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i wanna be young again"

Me too. I miss being a sexy beast. Now I'm just fat.

Spaceman Spiff said...

furcal was supposed to play last friday, he woke up om thursday, back felt tight aaaaaaaaaaand he'll be out at least this week

my team is dying

blue said...

isn't meiz like 23?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

27, chief.

Keith S said...

It's all downhill after 22.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"It's all downhill after 22."

Pretty much.

El Padrino said...

yeah 22 is prime

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I've been thinking about getting a perm & growing a jewfro.

thoughts?

blue said...

24 was a good year

Keith S said...

fmk was bitching yesterday about turning 24 next week. I just walked away.

blue said...

"I've been thinking about getting a perm & growing a jewfro"

meiz hates his penis

El Padrino said...

"I've been thinking about getting a perm & growing a jewfro.

thoughts?"

this would be excellent, you'd be like a tal Jonah Hill

El Padrino said...

*tall

blue said...

hilarity at EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea a lot of fat peeps grow the fro

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fmk was bitching yesterday about turning 24 next week. I just walked away."

wow. and I thought gfdeke was young.

Keith S said...

I can't believe Beano Cook is still alive

Spaceman Spiff said...

ruthie from 7th heaven in her bra

she's 19 now

El Padrino said...

whether or not the Indy movie sucked it made 311MM

that's alot of broccli

Bald Zeppelin said...

Hey, I'm 27 and I'm still in my prime

blue said...

keep telling yourself that H

Keith S said...

"I felt him going to the track was not only good for his conditioning, but also good for his mind," Dutrow said of his decision to get to the track earlier rather than wait a day. "He's been kind of aggravated. He don't know why he's not going to the track. He just doesn't understand why he's not doing it. And we can't explain it to him. So we let him go out there today and take the edge off of him. He's just getting too rough around the barn."


Um, it's a fucking HORSE!

blue said...

I should buy one of these to ride to work.

blue said...

keep on hoofin big brown

El Padrino said...

i'v wanted a segway since they came out

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"ruthie from 7th heaven in her bra

she's 19 now"

Outstanding

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Hey, I'm 27 and I'm still in my prime"

stop lying to yourself, H.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Got the driver & putter. I'm pumped.

blue said...

how about them rays, best record in beisbol

blue said...

and drew a whopping 12K fans yesterday

tem said...

"will it make you go buy that magazine?"

no, but i will look at her online.

Keith S said...

They still make magazines?

tem said...

we should go back to riding horses to get places.

blue said...

"we should go back to riding horses to get places."

then PETA would be pissed

tem said...

PETA sucks.

tem said...

cracked.com is kinda funny.

tem said...

**wall

El Padrino said...

no ties for the summer
maybe i'll rock polos the entire summer, professionally of course

tem said...

Dolph Lundgren has a masters degree in chemical engineering and speaks five languages.


apparently ns.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1971...

The British golf team captured the Walker Cup for only the second time ever, winning four consecutive singles matches in a 13-11 upset over the heavily favored United States team.

TP was listening to it on his short wave radio.

Keith S said...

Wow, that was a big wall

tem said...

big wall indeed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

An assignment for everybody whilst I pack this dude's random household items:


Talk me into Russell Branyan.

Keith S said...

"Talk me into Russell Branyan"

He's not Bill Hall.

Keith S said...

Shorty wanna be a thug

blue said...

O'Banyon?

Keith S said...

The weekend's over, right?

isiah thomas said...

RIIIIIIIIIIICOLLLLAAAAAAAA

blue said...

for those who haven't seen the new will farrell movie trailer

isiah thomas said...

Dolph Lundgren has a masters degree in chemical engineering and speaks five languages.

he also fights for himself.

isiah thomas said...

I've seen assholes around S-Dizzle riding segways.

Keith S said...

Step brothers looks like it will be pretty funny. They played the trailer right before Semi-Pro in the theater

isiah thomas said...

I've axed no-one about their holiday weekend and have no plans to do so.

IDGAFabouchumayne.

isiah thomas said...

Keef - fmz bought some cupcakes from someplace called "Sprinkles" - fan-fucking-tastic.

blue said...

i think it's slow today because everyone loved meiz's awesome post yesterday

blue said...

I'm still rooting for willie randolph to get fired before the all-star game, so there is some awkwardness when he shows up and gets announced as an assistant coach.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Step brothers looks like it will be pretty funny. They played the trailer right before Semi-Pro in the theater'

a lot of ferrel movies look funny in the trailer

blue said...

spiff is not a farell fan?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Keef - fmz bought some cupcakes from someplace called "Sprinkles" - fan-fucking-tastic."

did she tell you how much those damn cupcakes cost? hopefully you dont have a joint account

Keith S said...

"Keef - fmz bought some cupcakes from someplace called "Sprinkles" - fan-fucking-tastic."

Never heard of it. What makes them better than regular cupcakes?

Keith S said...

"a lot of ferrel movies look funny in the trailer"

They're all funny. They might be stupid, but they are funny.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Never heard of it. What makes them better than regular cupcakes?

they have variety i guess, but at $3+ per cupcake, its redonk, a novelty

Keith S said...

Amazingly Sprinkles website doesn't list their prices. And if you click the order button, you have to put all of your info in before you order.

blue said...

3$ for a cupcake?

isiah thomas said...

I'm still rooting for willie randolph to get fired before the all-star game, so there is some awkwardness when he shows up and gets announced as an assistant coach.

would they trot him out in a generic jersey like the niba did with Craig Hodges?

blue said...

what's a cupcake, like 3 bites, so you're paying 1$/bite

isiah thomas said...

She said they were like 15$ for 6 or something.

seriously dough - worf every penny.

blue said...

or in meiz's case 3$/bite

tem said...

new movie looks OK. not great.

El Padrino said...

cupcakes
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

blue said...

the character Farrell plays looks like a mix between Elf and Ricky Bobby

Keith S said...

"they have variety i guess, but at $3+ per cupcake, its redonk, a novelty"

yeah, when they show the cupcakes in individual boxes, I know I won't buy them.

isiah thomas said...

we got some cheap SOBs up in this bitch.

El Padrino said...

yeah really
they all hate quality for some reason or another

El Padrino said...

and im broke
so broke i'm fillin out job apps for baggage handling at JFK, part time

ns

Keith S said...

"yeah really
they all hate quality for some reason or another"

We were all just talking about the best $100 steak place the other day, right?

Keith S said...

I'm just trying to find out how a $3 cupcake is that much better than a $.50 cupcake.

ns

blue said...

maybe they put meth in the frosting or something

isiah thomas said...

if the cupcakes sucked I'd tell you to steer clear.

these were excellent though.

fo sho.

fo.......sho.

blue said...

and i don't mind paying money for quality goods and services...but there is a line, and that line is cupcakes

Keith S said...

Jose is hilarity

El Padrino said...

we got a place like that in bay ridge, called Little Cupcake
the red devil's cake with a mound of frosting is fee-nominal

Keith S said...

"if the cupcakes sucked I'd tell you to steer clear."

I got that. But you didn't answer what makes them better than regular cupcakes.

isiah thomas said...

come on mayne don't get fruity about cupcakes.

if you went by the store and you know someone recommended them you might give 'em a try.

not buy 'em everyday but maybe try 'em.

that's all.

El Padrino said...

cupcakes have become all the rage lately, it's a fad

i think it's the flavor combos
like a strawberry creme frosting over a ginger spiced cupcake

shit like that
i blame the fucking food network

isiah thomas said...

ummmmm, they taste good.


sorry I brought this up now.

ns

blue said...

i blame society

blue said...

I see what zeke is saying now.

it's cheaper than a gallon of gas

tem said...

$3 for one cupcake isn't much different than buying dessert for $7.50 at applebees.

blue said...

applebees sucks

Keith S said...

This would suck

Keith S said...

Applebees has the best steaks

isiah thomas said...

we went to Outback this weekend, it didn't suck.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I've seen assholes around S-Dizzle riding segways."


From what I gather, the batchries don't last very long on those things

isiah thomas said...

Darlin' I said NO onions on my steak.....


now don't you interupt me darlin'

Keith S said...

I'm reading a Klosterman book right now and there's 1 page that talks about Olive Garden being awful. If EP ever starts reading, he should read it

tem said...

EP doesn't have time to read between his Wall Street job and his shift as a baggage guy.

Keith S said...

We might get to newer today

Keith S said...

EP should be a skycap

El Padrino said...

i hate reading

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"the character Farrell plays looks like a mix between Elf and Ricky Bobby"

So he looks like Will Farrell?

El Padrino said...

skycap's do well i hear

Tyler said...

"Hey, I'm 27 and I'm still in my prime"

Wow. H is 27? I would have guessed older than that. (Sorry H)

Keith S said...

I've never seen a white skycap, though.

Keith S said...

EP could be a ground breaker

tem said...

i am way past my prime.

isiah thomas said...

I always deny the Skycaps.

tem said...

i think i am in the last third of my life.

Tyler said...

Apparently, living in Boston drastically reduces your lifespan.

El Padrino said...

"Wow. H is 27? I would have guessed older than that. (Sorry H)"

sex, drugs, rock and roll age a man far more than the number

Tyler said...

bX-n3zkj6 on a bX-n3zkj6

El Padrino said...

"EP could be a ground breaker"

El Pad MLK

El Padrino said...

White power!

Tyler said...

I wish I was still in my prime.

El Padrino said...

i have a dream!

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