Thursday, May 15, 2008

Nobody deals like Beck Toyota

Cleveland starters have something like 42 straight scoreless innings.

The sleeper zorse i was going to pick for the preakness isn't even running. pissing me off.

kobe annoys me.

i can't wait for the champions league final next wednesday. i mean, i probably can wait, but i'll be glad to watch it.

hockey shouldn't be played when it's so hot. seriously, hockey in florida, who thought that would be a good idea?

what's with all the retiring? and why should I care?

I'm also pumped for the 500, only 10 more days.

commericals are stoopid.

Jim Hendry = Moron. At this point, Neifi Perez might be a better hitter than Edmonds. "There are really no negatives in it," Hendry said. Yes, yes there are.

I'm a terrible writer.

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Beth said...

I can't pass up being the first comment to a post.

Beth said...

And blue, you forgot your golf picks. At least try to give me a slight battle for first.

Beth said...

Chipper update - 2 for 4 last night, raising his major league leading average to .418

Beth said...

And I don't think it was covered enough in LOVad - I think we need to try & figure out how Meiz's picture got posted...

(S)

H said...

meiz's picture was posted?

Beth said...

H, I'm too lazy this morning to do a proper link but it's here: http://sdunny-deluxe.blogspot.com/

H said...

wow, meiz... wow

Beth said...

Now now H, don't be homophobic. :-)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fuck you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I hope you all die in painful, fiery accidents today.

Tyler said...

How did sitting Carlos Quentin work out for you last night Meiz?

tem said...

freak should have gotten drunk.

Beth said...

Wow, such anger. Ironic too in that all the guys I know who like to kiss other guys are such sweet gentle people...

tem said...

"i hope you all die in painful, fiery accidents today."

even me?

Beth said...

I think he meant especially you tem.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

No. Not you, Tem. Or EP. Or Packer. Or Keith.


Everybody else, yes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"freak should have gotten drunk."


He's the disappointment of the family.

tem said...

"I think he meant especially you tem."

see, he didn't mean me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How did sitting Carlos Quentin work out for you last night Meiz?"


A) just fine


B) Why the fuck are you up already?

Beth said...

After that pic of you kissing that guy Meiz, I'm not sure Tem, EP, TP and Keith will actually be too comfortable being on your favorites list.

(And yeah, I'm purposely trying to get you riled up this morning. I'm bored. :-))

tem said...

i'm going to the memorial golf tournament on thursday.

i've never been to a pro golf tournament.

or any golf tournament for that matter. not even a mini golf tournament.

tem said...

thursday the 29th.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I picked up Milton Bradley last night. Booze makes me smarter.

blue said...

re: De La Rosa

"You know his ERA is over 10, right?"

yes, he gave up like 8 runs in 2 innings in his first ML start, he calmed down and pitched very well his last two outings

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

cunt

Beth said...

Tem, I might be going to the AT&T tournament this weekend, it's like 10 minutes from where I live. Golf tournaments are pretty neat to go to.

tem said...

it can't stay over ten right?

he's due.

Beth said...

Thanks meiz, I knew your reaction wouldn't disappoint.

tem said...

the memorial is real close to me too.

what do you do there? can you talk? drink? eat? do you just stand there and watch dudes tee off?

tem said...

i don't want to be the guy who cheers when someone hits a drive that goes into the woods. those guys are morons.

blue said...

fucking fantasy golf

blue said...

"it can't stay over ten right?"

he's only pitched in 3 games, one he got blown up, the other 2 he pitched rather well, or at least much better than the 1st one.

blue said...

don't be the "get in tha hole" guy off the tee on a par 5

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Thanks meiz, I knew your reaction wouldn't disappoint."


I have no boundaries. See: photographic evidence.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*apparently

Beth said...

"what do you do there? can you talk? drink? eat? do you just stand there and watch dudes tee off?"

Well you can drink lots of beer. :-) But yeah, you need to be quiet around the holes of course. You basically have a couple options though - camp out at one hole and watch everyone come thru or find a pairing to follow around. I prefer finding a great spot near a green and seeing everyone come thru personally.

blue said...

Beth likes variety

Beth said...

"I have no boundaries."

Normally that would be a line calling for TWSS, but now it's literally a TWMS.

tem said...

i'm going to yell "that's in tha hole" after every shot.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what do you do there? can you talk? drink? eat? do you just stand there and watch dudes tee off?"


I always try to post up at the green on a shortish par-3.


Get hammered. Smuggle you own booze in.

tem said...

"I prefer finding a great spot near a green and seeing everyone come thru personally."

of course you do.

El Padrino said...

funny morning

tem said...

i wonder if i can actually drink lots of beer and then stay quiet.

that would be an amazing feat for me.

tem said...

76% chance i get axed to leave.

El Padrino said...

"I hope Aaron Heilman dies in painful, fiery accidents today"

*fixed

tem said...

i'm going with my friend who is black.

i am going to call him tiger all day.

it'll be hilarious.

Beth said...

"i'm going with my friend who is black.
i am going to call him tiger all day.
it'll be hilarious"

I think that 76% chance of you getting asked to leave just went up.

tem said...

aren't golf "security guards" just the old men who are members of whatever club they are playing at?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm going with my friend who is black.

i am going to call him tiger all day.

it'll be hilarious."


Awesome. I always got a kick out of taking my black friends to white folks events, and then 'splaining to them in a facetious tone what was going on.


And then after that, we usually fuck.

blue said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

racism is hilarious

El Padrino said...

"Get hammered. Smuggle you own booze in."

mini beer bottles work best

*if you dont have a flask with straight up likka in it*

blue said...

hilarity was for "And then after that, we usually fuck"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Flasks don't hold enough booze. I prefer putting a 20oz bottle in my waistline.

Its easy for me because I'm pregnant.

H said...

so meiz, now the misogyny towards the gf makes sense. It's cuz you really like guys...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"so meiz, now the misogyny towards the gf makes sense. It's cuz you really like guys..."

yep.

Beth said...

"It's cuz you really like guys..."

Well he did just comment about fucking the black guys he goes to golf tournaments with...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Well he did just comment about fucking the black guys he goes to golf tournaments with..."


I never said anything about taking them to golf tournaments.

blue said...

Beth is quick

El Padrino said...

manny ramirez is my idol

H said...

it's all coming together

El Padrino said...

this is escalating quickly

blue said...

"I never said anything about taking them to golf tournaments"

he said 'white folk events', which is code for, "I take them to Sizzler"

El Padrino said...

and tables brought her A game today

Steve said...

Beth, let me help you with the linkage...my pleasure...no, really.


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Steve said...

No wonder meiz and kod get along so well.

tem said...

she should have her A game. she has taken the last week or so totally off. just showing up for token at bats.

Beth said...

"I never said anything about taking them to golf tournaments"

Good point. In Wisconsin I think EVERY event is a white person event.

Steve said...

so who was the pure genius that uncovered this pic and posted it?

whoever you are Praise Thee!!!!

H said...

"so who was the pure genius that uncovered this pic and posted it?"

there was apparently much debate about this. I believe it is as of yet unknown.

Keith S said...

"i'm going to the memorial golf tournament on thursday."

Hang out and party at #12

Keith S said...

"he's only pitched in 3 games, one he got blown up, the other 2 he pitched rather well, or at least much better than the 1st one."


OK blueford. Yeah, he's got 3 starts. But 2 of them weren't rather well.

4 IP, 9 hits, 9 ER, 3 BB
5.2 IP, 5 hits, 2 ER, 1 BB
4.2 IP, 7 hits, 4 ER, 3 BB

tem said...

its not even close to the worst thing someone has had posted about themselves on here.

Beth said...

So here's a dilemma - AT&T golf tournament on Sunday or an afternoon Braves game against Oakland with great seats? Those look like my choices for the weekend.

Beth said...

"its not even close to the worst thing someone has had posted about themselves on here"

Which is what made Meiz's strong reaction to it so much fun to egg on.

blue said...

don't call me blueford...i made that statement last night whilst watching him pitch well, it's not my fault that right after I wrote that, he fell apart.

Keith S said...

tem
Seriously, hang out at #12. Short par-3 over a lake. Everyone yells at that hole.

blue said...

shamford would look at the boxscore and make an assumption.

if you go back and read what I wrote, he looks like he has good stuff, he's a rookie, i didn't say he was going to win the Cy Young

Keith S said...

"don't call me blueford...i made that statement last night whilst watching him pitch well, it's not my fault that right after I wrote that, he fell apart."

You made that comment at 9:18 am EST today.

H said...

"it's not even 9:18 yet"

wow, blue. EST means two hours ahead of your time slick...

blue said...

sometimes you have to look beyond the statistics keith, or do you retain all of your information by looking atthe boxscore?

I would still list his start last night as a good one for him. Just because he had one bad inning does not make it a bad start.

Plus they have him on a short leash, but i'm not saying he's the 2nd coming of dwight gooden, just that he could turn into a quality starter

blue said...

they played Arizona, so the game was on there. Did you watch it Keith? If not, I don't think you should be calling anyone shamford. Start with the man in the mirror.

El Padrino said...

lots of afternoon beisbol today

Beth said...

Man, is EVERYONE in a pissy mood here today? Maybe this is the dormitory effect, LOV style...

El Padrino said...

blue is furious

H said...

"Start with the man in the mirror."

I'm talkin to the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his ways.

El Padrino said...

beth
a baseball game >>>>>>>>>>>> anythign remotely related to golf

El Padrino said...

i am in a pretty good mood
i'm acutally enjoying a waffle now
and i have a fancy comittee dinner again tonight last one before summmer break

we are like congress

El Padrino said...

i am a little upset at willie randolph though

blue said...

H knows his Jack-O

Beth said...

"a baseball game >>>>>>>>>>>> anythign remotely related to golf"

You realize no NY teams are involved, right EP? I mean baseball can't be too good if that's the case, right?
(s)

But yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up at the Braves game.

H said...

"H knows his Jack-O"

yes, it disturbed me too that I didn't even have to look that up...

tem said...

"You made that comment at 9:18 am EST today."

that's only because he started typing it too early and it showed up late.

if he'd have started typing later it would have been posted in a timely manner.

tem said...

"Man, is EVERYONE in a pissy mood here today?"

i'm in a good mood today.

El Padrino said...

tem there are two reps from Chase here, talking about thier bank and what not

would you like me to bury my fist in thier faces or what?

blue said...

i'm just upset to find out that meiz likes dudes

El Padrino said...

yea i didnt know meiz was a daisy picker either

tem said...

"would you like me to bury my fist in thier faces or what?"

yes please do.

their bank sucks and they know it.

El Padrino said...

he is getting revenge on me though in FMLB this week

playing meiz two weeks in a row is tough

iamPresidentCharley said...

the meiz revelation... people are surprised? really?

Steve said...

"i'm just upset to find out that meiz likes dudes"

"yea i didnt know meiz was a daisy picker either"


i have nothing to add, i just wanted to re-post these two comments.

Beth said...

"i'm just upset to find out that meiz likes dudes"

Not to mention you weren't on his preferred list.

Steve said...

"the meiz revelation... people are surprised? really?"


no, not really.

iamPresidentCharley said...

mornin bethany

blue said...

ahahahaha

meiz de-friended pac-10 poon from his facebook account

iamPresidentCharley said...

mcclintock = funny

H said...

was ptp responsible for the pic?

Steve said...

"meiz de-friended pac-10 poon from his facebook account"

of course he did, there are pictures of icky girls on pac-10 poon.

blue said...

"was ptp responsible for the pic?"

as said before, the picture isn't even on his facebook account

iamPresidentCharley said...

"And then after that, we usually fuck"

meiz ==> douchelux

or

meiz <== douchelux?

tem said...

y'all are taking one picture way too seriously.

iamPresidentCharley said...

well if meiz has a gf at the moment, even though he secretly wants to beat her to death, i would say this goes for Bi instead. seems like we got lots of those here..

Beth, please advice.

Deluxe said...

I'm sorry Meese, please forgive me

iamPresidentCharley said...

Tem, Clean up your fucking attitude lately. It's been shit.

Beth said...

"y'all are taking one picture way too seriously"

Nah, the only one taking it seriously is Meiz, the rest of us are just messing with him.

blue said...

the interweb is evil

tem said...

attitude this retard.

tem said...

although i read AD and that comment (clean up your attitude...) is hilarity.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yep. I like fuckin' dudes. The secret is out.



That's what Steve wants to hear, right? Fucking queerbait.

H said...

it's ok Deke. I'm kinda honored that you chose LOV as the place to come out of the closet...

blue said...

queerbait?

is that some sort of fishing lure

iamPresidentCharley said...

i love how LOV is so diversified.. but we're still missing our token black guy

blue said...

i always thought deke was the token black guy

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"although i read AD and that comment (clean up your attitude...) is hilarity."


I was hoping so.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"it's ok Deke. I'm kinda honored that you chose LOV as the place to come out of the closet..."


Worthless chowd.

Deluxe said...

don't feel bad meiz

keep your chins up

blue said...

hilarity all around

H said...

*heterosexual Worthless chowd.

fixed

iamPresidentCharley said...

H is on homophobe patrol

blue said...

Manny being Manny

tem said...

" but we're still missing our token black guy"

i thought iam was black...

iamPresidentCharley said...

im hung like a black man. thats where u get confused.

(this comment plays off the stereotype that african-american males have large genitalia)

H said...

"H is on homophobe patrol"

nah, I have no problems with gay peeps. Just fun to mess around with Deke. I'm thinking we can drive him to beating his woman tonight...

Beth said...

"I'm thinking we can drive him to beating his woman tonight..."

I think Deke waking up in the morning drives him to beating his "woman" that night.

JFreak said...

"freak should have gotten drunk."

I was moderately buzzed.

blue said...

"(this comment plays off the stereotype that african-american males have large genitalia)"

ok, i thought maybe it was in reference to the practice of lynching

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"nah, I have no problems with gay peeps. Just fun to mess around with Deke. I'm thinking we can drive him to beating his woman tonight..."


Not a chance. I'd shoot her. That can be covered up more easily.

blue said...

Filthy mouth, no excuse
find a place to hang this noose
string me up from atop these roofs
knot it tight so i won't get loose

El Padrino said...

agreed.

iamPresidentCharley said...

"ok, i thought maybe it was in reference to the practice of lynching"

whew.. glad i made that clarification ahead of time then!

El Padrino said...

BLEED IT OUT

LP

iamPresidentCharley said...

"Not a chance. I'd shoot her. That can be covered up more easily."

but then u dont get the aggression out.. beat first, shoot later.

(twss?)

tem said...

"ok, i thought maybe it was in reference to the practice of lynching"

hilarity

tem said...

"but then u dont get the aggression out.. beat first, shoot later."

shooting someone definitely takes the edge off. it is just as effective as beating when it comes to lowering aggression.

H said...

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die...

iamPresidentCharley said...

well why not do both if you can swing it?

iamPresidentCharley said...

best of both worlds.. kinda like being Bi.

blue said...

johnny cash

blue said...

folsom prison blues

Keith S said...

On this day in 1976...

The Detroit Tigers rookie pitching sensation Mark "The Bird" Fidrych made his first major league start.

Keith S said...

"they played Arizona, so the game was on there. Did you watch it Keith? If not, I don't think you should be calling anyone shamford. Start with the man in the mirror."

I got home during the top of the fifth inning, just in time to see him get rocked for the 2nd inning in a row. But if they kept stats on the best 3 inning pitchers, he would be right up there.

iamPresidentCharley said...


real life Rocketeer?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"but then u dont get the aggression out.. beat first, shoot later."


Negative. Sneak attack.

Keith S said...

Yum

Keith S said...

"a baseball game >>>>>>>>>>>> anythign remotely related to golf"

I guess it would depend on the golf tourney. I'd rather spend a day at the FBR tourney than go to a baseball game.

Beth said...

Hey Keith, before you get married here's a test you need to give fmkeith.

Keith S said...

No tests. I don't want visual evidence that would create a temgagement.

El Padrino said...

"I guess it would depend on the golf tourney. I'd rather spend a day at the FBR tourney than go to a baseball game."

silly

El Padrino said...

"performance of wives"

cool

Keith S said...

"silly"

Have you ever been to one?

Keith S said...

Baseball is by far my favorite sport, but a day partying at a golf tourney is more fun.

blue said...

baseball and golf are the least exciting sports to go watch.

although baseball in person is a lot better than on TV

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I guess it would depend on the golf tourney. I'd rather spend a day at the FBR tourney than go to a baseball game."

No doubt.

Keith S said...

"No doubt."

I didn't say I'd rather spend the day making out with dudes at said golf tourney.

Beth said...

"I didn't say I'd rather spend the day making out with dudes at said golf tourney."

Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

"Have you ever been to one?"

once
(but it wasnt the big guns, 2000 U.S Amateurs at Baltusrol)

it was crowded and i couldnt see
maybe i didnt do it right

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Negative. Sneak attack.'

are you capable of sneaking up on someone? maybe you should snipe her

Spaceman Spiff said...

*her/him

El Padrino said...

maybe i'll hit up more

El Padrino said...

spiff with the funani

Keith S said...

"it was crowded and i couldnt see"

TWBS

Jugdish said...

I am still alive. TPS shit storm spanning multiple weeks and then some. Taking a lunch break.

blue said...

JUG!!!

Keith S said...

Wow, jug & WC in the same week.

blue said...

how was the space station?

Jugdish said...

Everytime I am away for an extended period of time someone comes out of the closet. First it was kod, now meiz.

Keith S said...

jug must have heard about the tem era yesterday.

Jugdish said...

floating up there...

Jugdish said...

what have I missed?

Keith S said...

A lot, probably

Keith S said...

Mize, you should see if you can get this guy

Jugdish said...

I may have missed a lot, but wqhen you really get down to it, I didn't.

El Padrino said...

zeke came back

El Padrino said...

Jug is still smrt

El Padrino said...

great post yesterday btw jug

Jugdish said...

Gagne is having a good year, doesn't he get a similar salary?

Jugdish said...

Thanks!

when did Zeke come back? was it a ghost?

Jugdish said...

Awww I missed the maestro??

Keith S said...

rev face made an appearance in Vegas

iamPresidentCharley said...

jugness

Jugdish said...

Did Zeke ever explain himself?

blue said...

no

Jugdish said...

werewolf boy

Beth said...

"Did Zeke ever explain himself?"

If I remember right, he pretended to be shocked and surprised that anyone even wanted him to explain himself. Like it was a character flaw to ask that.

blue said...

beth's explanation sounds about right.

he had his "oliver mccall moment", as he would call it, and offered no explanation

El Padrino said...

free pizza

blue said...

is it good pizza or shit pizza?

what am i saying free pizza is always good pizza

Steve said...

"don't feel bad meiz

keep your chins up"


haha. my favorite post of the day.

Keith S said...

mize is going to shoot up a school.

Keith S said...

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