Friday, May 30, 2008

The Kangaroos

I think movies (for the most part) are great because of their setting.

Tombstone for instance is excellent because of the mining town it's set in. That and because Billy Bob gets bitched. But you get the idea.

The Collins thing for a minute. Are we going to be sayin twenty years from nowm "Wow, The Kangaroos hired Avery Johnsonas coach". The Kangaroos by the way is an expansion team. They play in Arkansas. Don't ask. Anyway my point is, I think, that NBA coaches former/ex hang around the game long enough to be recycled. I mean I think Herb Williams would make a great coach, Or Tom Thibedeau. Or Mark Jackson. Or John Starks. Or Bill Cartwright. Or Jeff Hornacek. Get my drift. At least the NFL is learning that. I would have cringed if the Dolphins would have hired Jimmy Johnson or Don Shula. When the game has passed you by it has passed you by. Pretty simple.


I wear boxers and like vanilla ice cream.

Suns out guns out. Some push-ups are in order. Fo sho.

Old goats raced out to an early lead again. Only to get caught from behind from the young'ens. This is like the discovery channel. If the young'ens survive the first couple of days of birth (i;e don't get eaten by their family) they will end up kicking your ass later when your family gets old. Get it?

Am I losing you guys? Cuz this post makes sense to me. Maybe not to you.

My second monitor does not work, all of a sudden so my head hurts now. I need a tech to fix it. And I tried unplugging, making sure everything is connected so if they ask me that question I most likely will end up dislocating thier arm from thier socket. Fucking Techs.

Josh Hamilton's story is nice. Makes me want to root for him. Sort of makes me want to see him hit the crack pipe again too though. I ain't gonna lie.

Unrelated, did you guys know that in January of 2007 JP Morgan Chase offered to buy Bear Stearns for $240 a share? Chew on that for a minute. Being as they actually did buy them for $10 a share a couple of months ago. Stings a bit doesn't it.

Back to spurts.

Percival is on the DL. Unrelated he turns 78 this month. We wish him well.

Big Unit aka Ugly StorkMan ties Roger Roid for career K's.

This link is for H, Bald Zeppelin only

I'm never to old to laugh at the name "Babcock".

Never.

Take care brush your hair. Be Calm, kiss ya mom.

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tem said...

fyi memorial was fun for about 2hrs. then it got boring.

phil has a mullet and ernie walks like a retard.

apparently sergio pulls mad tail and is constantly fucking women and that is why he isn't any good.

good for him. wise decision.

El Padrino said...

exactly

boring

El Padrino said...

isnt serg spanish, from like spain?
the spainards are known for there skirt chasing tactics

they are berry, berry sneaky

El Padrino said...

I hope H likes the link....

El Padrino said...

this place is really gay sometimes

Bald Zeppelin said...

that link was very inspiring EP...

it has inspired me to come down to NY and kick your guinea ass...

El Padrino said...

CRANE FALLS

just another day in nyc

El Padrino said...

*ginny

El Padrino said...

and bring it

Bald Zeppelin said...

hope you ate your wheaties, cuz it'll be a long day for ya...

Bald Zeppelin said...

why don't you go out to the parking lot and start practicing falling down. I'll be down in a few hours.

Beth said...

"apparently sergio pulls mad tail and is constantly fucking women and that is why he isn't any good"

Wait, you mean I wasn't his only one??? Damn golfers!

tem said...

NY has the best crane accidents.

tem said...

sergio ain't a lawyer.

tem said...

the conversations overheard at the golf tourney were amazingly different than the ones i hear at the AFL games.

Bald Zeppelin said...

Guinea/Ginney Italians Pronounced "gi-nee." Came from "Guinea Negro" and originally referred to any Black or any person of mixed ancestry. This dates back to the 1740's. By the 1890s it was being applied to Italians--almost certainly because they tend to have darker skin than Anglo-Saxons/Germans. By 1911 the term began being applied to Hispanics, although the reference to Italians is the most common. Derived from Sicilian immigrants who paid in Italian currency, Guineas. Used in the film 'True Romance' as separate from WOPs from Northern Italy, and in The Godfather by a Northern Italian character when referring to Southern Italians and Sicilians.

Bald Zeppelin said...

good morning Tem and Beth

tem said...

haha serena lost in france.

tem said...

H knows his racial slurs.

El Padrino said...

did you just call me a negro?

Beth said...

"sergio ain't a lawyer"

I'd make an exception for him.

Bald Zeppelin said...

nope, just giving you the entomology of the slur Guinea cuz you tried to correct me on the spelling.

Bald Zeppelin said...

www.rsdb.org

racial slur database. sorry, i don't know how to link.

tem said...

somehow i think that link might actually be nsfw for me.

El Padrino said...

eh, it's ginny on the streets

Bald Zeppelin said...

in the interest of fair play, here are a couple Portuguese slurs.

Manny Because it seems nine out of ten Portuguese guys are named "Manuel", or "Manny"

Tuna Portuguese in San Diego worked principally as tuna fishermen.

El Padrino said...

barry zito won two straight

interesting

El Padrino said...

THIS IS BEOWULF

El Padrino said...

Dear Interns:

I appreciate the new talent walking around here. Feel free to dress like a skank. It's ok.

Regards,

Upper Management

Bald Zeppelin said...

Ginny - In reference to popular Italian garb Ginny T's, now more commonly known as wife beater shirts.

Bald Zeppelin said...

we were both right

tem said...

slur talk is nice.

El Padrino said...

yeah that's where i got it from

the ginny t

which is very versatile btw

tem said...

educational too.

speaking of, is temeducation part 3 up on LOM?

El Padrino said...

i've never beaten my wife with one but that's on the short list of thinfs to do before i die

Bald Zeppelin said...

i dunno though, lots of peeps wear wife beaters, not just wops...

El Padrino said...

yeah but you wont find a wop without one

Bald Zeppelin said...

this too is true. it's like standard issue for every dago

El Padrino said...

"speaking of, is temeducation part 3 up on LOM?"

We have unconfirmed reports that deke has died due to an overdoes of TPS.

He leaves behind a Turnbow bobblehead doll, a skinny gf, the beloved Pep, some bowling shoes, a new driver, and a chin.

RIP deke.

El Padrino said...

i should write obituaries

tem said...

deke died too?

that sucks.

Bald Zeppelin said...

that must have been one large coffin. I wonder if they took the sides off of two coffins and nailed them together?

tem said...

JP Mills III is gonna play for the Kangaroos.

El Padrino said...

what should i eat for lunch

El Padrino said...

i'm fucking starving

El Padrino said...

i wish the footlong mozz stick was an option

Bald Zeppelin said...

would the mozz stick be $5?

$5 footlong

tem said...

i ate breakfast yesterday and that was it.

i still have not eaten.

i have not been hungry.

tem said...

i'm getting worried.

it has been over 27hrs since i last ate and i am not hungry at all.

tem said...

although thinking about hungry is starting to make me hungry.

just saying or typing the word hungry makes me hungry. a little bit at least.

El Padrino said...

tem that's crazy talk

El Padrino said...

i've eaten 6 or 7 times since yesterday's morning breakfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers

Bald Zeppelin said...

*fuck the lakers

fixed

Bald Zeppelin said...

I feel I've made a solid contribution to LOV today. I may have to call it a day...

tem said...

h is throwing in the towell.

tem said...

maybe i will drop some lbs by not eating.

Bald Zeppelin said...

"towell"

tem, work in a spell check, bro

El Padrino said...

why do we have to spell words correctly on a blog's comments section?

tem said...

bah, i usually spell well.

towell is just a hard one for me.

Bald Zeppelin said...

"why do we have to spell words correctly on a blog's comments section?"

to avoid having assholes like me correct your spelling

tem said...

i ain't gonna cut and paste this stuff to word to spell check.

tem said...

a professional musician is correcting our spelling.

Bald Zeppelin said...

I think I maybe trying to provoke a slapper. Not really sure though. Thank god I leave work at noon on Fridays. Though t is the end of the month, so I may stay a little later...

tem said...

did H not meet his quota?

tem said...

i believe "may be" is two words in that situation.

tem said...

maybe and may be are different.

tem said...

now it is LUNCH time

Bald Zeppelin said...

maybe tem. you may be correct.

Bald Zeppelin said...

"did H not meet his quota?"

I don't have a quota, but I do enjoy $$$

isiah thomas said...

coffee is for closers H

El Padrino said...

secretary is pissed i called her "hey"

listen bitch i dont know your name
just call the tech guy and stfu

Bald Zeppelin said...

"coffee is for closers H"

they made us watch that movie here once. It was...interesting.

El Padrino said...

good movie
very quoatable

Keith S said...

"fyi memorial was fun for about 2hrs. then it got boring."

Did you walk around or find a spot at 1 hole?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1982...

Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal Ripken started a consecutive-games-played-streak that would eventually stretch until 1998.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP, you're up on some late 80s NY Temducation shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

no star was bigger than one who wasn't there.

His name is Alec Baldwin, and his intimidating role as a star salesman in the movie "Glengarry Glen Ross" was featured as one of Phil Jackson's pep talks.

Jackson showed the team the video in which Baldwin's character waves around two brass balls before challenging other salesman to close the deal.

"The money's out there, you pick it up, it's yours," shouted Baldwin in the movie. "You don't, I got no sympathy for you!"

He continued, "You want to go out and close . . . close, it's yours! If not, you'll be shining my shoes."

In the end, the only shoes that were shining were the Lakers as they squeaked around the slower Spurs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Gotta fucking work tomorrow. I fucking hate that shit.

Keith S said...

wall

Jugdish said...

Does Kobe still want to be traded?

Keith S said...

I thought you knew everything.

isiah thomas said...

spiffg - did you watch Jerry West last night?

dood just kept talking instead of handing the trophy over.

isiah thomas said...

he even mentioned how Colby was a role model for little boys and girls.

Jugdish said...

that was a rumor.

Jugdish said...

Jim Rome constantly playing that "FAT!" sound bite has never been funny.

Keith S said...

Jim Rome is 10% as funny as he thinks he is.

Keith S said...

I think I'm going to see The Strangers tonight.

Jugdish said...

Not the most observant guy

Keith S said...

Hilarity

Keith S said...

LoV has jumped the shark

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Logo was just babbling mindlessly last night.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just did some hard fuckin' work.

El Padrino said...

homeless woman was funny

El Padrino said...

cry us a river

Keith S said...

Sorting the mail again, mize?

Keith S said...

I just finished a big bag of SPKs. I don't feel that great now.

El Padrino said...

It's burning up, up in here we on FIRE!

GGGG
GGGG
GGGG
GUNIT!

El Padrino said...

watch out IPhone

El Padrino said...

this place fucking sucks

Jugdish said...

100

Jugdish said...

dang

Keith S said...

So fitty burnt down his house, huh

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm trying.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP needs to jump on Temducation part 3: Late 80s in NY

Keith S said...

WSOP starts today

El Padrino said...

"EP needs to jump on Temducation part 3: Late 80s in NY"

settle down boss, i'm working on it
i gotta look up periods and stuff
gonna introduce Tem to some Slick Rick aka MC Ricky D and i want to make that shit right

El Padrino said...

*want to make sure it was late 80's
i'm bad wif dates

Spaceman Spiff said...

jerry west is a nervous dude, thus the rambling, even though he's clutch, thats only basketball, it's difficult for him to even watch a laker game, and did you see him sweating while he was rambling.

i wanna know why the hell he was up there anyway, does he work for the nba now? or the lakers again? doesnt help that people think there's a conspiracy with the gasol 'trade'

Keith S said...

JW isn't with the Grizzlies anymore

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"settle down boss, i'm working on it
i gotta look up periods and stuff
gonna introduce Tem to some Slick Rick aka MC Ricky D and i want to make that shit right"


Well alright then.

Keith S said...

Wow, Jerry West is 70 and he has a son who is a sophomore at WVU.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i know he doesnt work with the grizz, they coulda had magic ramble up there, he's got a piece of the franchise, and works with tnt

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Wow, Jerry West is 70 and he has a son who is a sophomore at WVU.'

why are you surprised at a 40+ year old only being a college soph, its WV

Spaceman Spiff said...

s

Keith S said...

Ah, I thought he was a "consultant" w/ the Lakers now.

El Padrino said...

Gasol trade = Ewing Lottery Fix

Keith S said...

Oh look, a wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

what's a wall?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully the gasol fix works out better than the ewing one

El Padrino said...

Temducation pt 3 is up
here lazy fucks

El Padrino said...

Ewing >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasol

title or no title

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ewing >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gasol

title or no title"

yes, but WGAF, theres no gasol > ewing discussion

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh boy.

El Padrino said...

understood

Spaceman Spiff said...

so hungry i could eat eight belles

tem said...

"Did you walk around or find a spot at 1 hole?"

got there, sat at 15 for about 1.5hrs.

walked around for about 1.5hrs.

sat at 12 for about 1hr.

walked around for about 1hr.

it was cool to watch for a bit, but it got boring.

tem said...

Jim Rome is 0% as funny as he thinks he is.

*fixed

tem said...

"I think I'm going to see The Strangers tonight."

larry and balki?

tem said...

"I just finished a big bag of SPKs. I don't feel that great now."

i axed for sour patch kids at the movies and got sour jacks.

not the same. not even close. they were horrid.

Keith S said...

"got there, sat at 15 for about 1.5hrs.
walked around for about 1.5hrs.
sat at 12 for about 1hr.
walked around for about 1hr.
it was cool to watch for a bit, but it got boring."

Thursday is a tough day. Friday or Saturday is a lot more fun.

tem said...

"why are you surprised at a 40+ year old only being a college soph, its WV"

true, in 5 years i can apply to be a freshman.

Keith S said...

"i axed for sour patch kids at the movies and got sour jacks."


Sour jacks are awful

Keith S said...

Hot garbage >>>>>> Ewing

Spaceman Spiff said...

are choco skittles no longer in rotation? limited time only?

Keith S said...

I saw choco skittles at Walgreen's yesterday

tem said...

"Thursday is a tough day. Friday or Saturday is a lot more fun."

other people said this too.

i think the only way i'd go again is if i was invited to one of the deck parties on the huge houses that are along the course. that way i could go inside if i wanted to and do something that was not boring.

Keith S said...

They were right next to the chewy nerds

tem said...

although i did come up with this line:


watching golf live is like watching a porn; if i go five minutes without watching something get hit then i am bored.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Golf tourneys can be very boring.

tem said...

skittles has jumped the shark.

tem said...

i'm going to have to check my house for homeless people.

Keith S said...

"i think the only way i'd go again is if i was invited to one of the deck parties on the huge houses that are along the course. that way i could go inside if i wanted to and do something that was not boring."

Also see if you can get a hospitality pass. That's the area I used to work in. People would get f'd up in there.

Keith S said...

"i'm going to have to check my house for homeless people."

See, now you're going to have to lift up the bed skirt to see if someone is under the bed. Bad purchase decision.

tem said...

I learnt at LOM again today.

tem said...

MC Ricky D sounds like Mikey D's to me, which is McDonalds.

tem said...

"Also see if you can get a hospitality pass. That's the area I used to work in. People would get f'd up in there."

we'll see. if tiger plays next year i will go again, if not then i am not going.

Keith S said...

Has it raint there yet, tem? It's not a Memorial week unless it pours at least 1 day.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tiger won't play at The Memorial. The course is too short & tight.

Keith S said...

"Tiger won't play at The Memorial. The course is too short & tight."


You're a retard.

Keith S said...

It's Jack's tournament. This is the first time Tiger hasn't played there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Seriously. Tiger doesn't play them shits.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Really? I sit corrected.


I thought I recalled people getting all up in arms a few years ago over Tiger saying he didn't want to play that tourney.

tem said...

pedro on the hill this tuesday?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Pedro's gonna get hurt again.

tem said...

"Has it raint there yet, tem? It's not a Memorial week unless it pours at least 1 day."

tonight is thunderstorms. and tomorrow.

tem said...

*** is supposed to be thunderstorms....

tem said...

"This is the first time Tiger hasn't played there."

he didn't play the year his dad died either.

El Padrino said...

pretty fucking cool, hi-jacker at large ...maybe

Keith S said...

"he didn't play the year his dad died either."

Ah, right. What a baby.

(s)

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

June 7th. Non-PPV

(HBO) Kelly Pavlik (33-0) vs. Gary Lockett (30-1)
(For The Ring Magazine World Middleweight Championship)
(WBC and WBO Middleweight belts)



(HBO) Daniel Ponce De Leon (34-1) vs. Juan Manuel Lopez (21-0)
(The Ring Magazine #3 Jr. Featherweight vs. Unranked)
(WBO Jr. Featherweight belt)


giggity.

El Padrino said...

"Golf tourneys can be very boring."

told you guys that last week and was chastised for it

fools

El Padrino said...

pedro, thursday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"told you guys that last week and was chastised for it

fools"


I only said it can be. Not is.

El Padrino said...

Can is is.

El Padrino said...

zeke Doosh tonight
gonna have to drop Bannister anyway, pedro's back

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

not can be.

El Padrino said...

unless i drop the Big Ugly Stork
we'll see

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the www is boring today.

Keith S said...

That hijacking link is fantastic.

Keith S said...

"told you guys that last week and was chastised for it

fools"


Baseball "can be" boring, too.

tem said...

www can be boring.

El Padrino said...

baseball is never boring as far as i'm concerned (live)

El Padrino said...

i know the hijacking thing was awesome, i hope he's still alive
thinkin he's dead is just boring and not any fun

El Padrino said...

hell of a secret to keep though
i would want everyone to know

Keith S said...

I couldn't stop reading the hijacking link until I finished it. Crazy stuff.

tem said...

"That hijacking link is fantastic."

indeed

tem said...

"I couldn't stop reading the hijacking link until I finished it. Crazy stuff."

same

tem said...

reading the malaysian link next.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hijacker stuff was too long for me

El Padrino said...

reading the malaysian link next.

did that
and clicked on the McCoy guy too

Keith S said...

"Once incarcerated, using his access to the prison's dental office, McCoy fashioned a fake handgun out of dental paste"



WFT?

tem said...

yeah dental paste fake handgun is wft.

El Padrino said...

MacGyver type shit

I happen to know that Dental paste once squeezed out of the tube hardens quickly (like wood glue or putty), so i guess he shaped a gun out of paste and then it hardened

cool

tem said...

who fell for that?

tem said...

he must have painted it too, i guess.

tem said...

report from WWL:

UConn's Calhoun has second bout of skin cancer


UConn's Calhoun has second bout of fake cancer

*fixed

tem said...

where is blue today?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd like to find out how much of a criminal EP was in his formidable days.

tem said...

hilarity,

i just got a forward from my uncle that is one of those fake if you send this to 20 people you get a free laptop things....but this one also says make sure you CC: anna.swelung@ericsson.com so that she knows you sent it to 20 people and she can send you your laptop.

Keith S said...

So those emails really don't work?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Old people and fake FWDs. When will the insanity end?

El Padrino said...

"I'd like to find out how much of a criminal EP was in his formidable days."

petty at best...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yes, petty, but interesting enough.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

The Cubs really showed up today. Garrett Atkins, too.

tem said...

"So those emails really don't work?"

they might work for you.

El Padrino said...

boosting cars was the worst, i mentioned that before

Keith S said...

"they might work for you."

I will try

Keith S said...

older

Keith S said...

older

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