Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Just realized

I just realized that I get every 5th post, so until Rev or someone posts something on a weekend or someone misses a spot in the rotation I am going to get all the posts that end in 5 or 0. Yay me. Being a math major I should have figured this out sooner, but I didn't.

So let's talk basketball for a minute. Spurs are down 2-0 to the Hornets already. I think the Hornets are making it look easy. It seems like the beginning of a new era in the west. Spurs, Suns and Mavs are done, it is the time of the Hornets and Lakers (again). Of course with free agency and what not there will be new teams at the forefront next season. At least that is what I tell myself. I think that is all the basketball talk I have in me today. My basketball motto right now is basically "wake me when Lebron is a Brooklyn Net." OK one more thought about basketball and this applies to hockey too; I find it hilarious that when they do the on this day in history 25 years ago so and so won the Stanley cup or the championship. Here we are now, barely into the second round and back then they were done.

Speaking of hockey: Four teams left I guess. Pens, Flyers, Stars, Wings. Go Pens I say. Go Pens.

Iron Man made $102M its first week....Damn. That is a lot. People must have wanted to watch a movie something fierce. So far I have heard that it ain't that bad. Maybe I will have to partake.

Fantasy Golf Update: Tits McGee is laying the wood to everyone. WTG Tits!

Myanmar? Where is that? 22k dead sucks (plus maybe 41k missing), but seriously, I have no clue where it is. Is it in Asia? South America? I don't know.

I might add a movie review later. I am running late as is and need to get this up (that's what I told her).

OK now I am adding a movie review:

Tem movie review of a movie tem has never seen:
El Pad's number 80 movie: Cable Guy

This movie is obviously a biography about Larry the Cable Guy the comedian guy. It documents his poor rural upbringing and his rise to stardom. You'd think it would be a funny movie because it is about a comedian, but it isn't. It is actually much like LtCG's comedy, which is clearly appropriate in this case, but still sucky. The best part of the movie is how you learn how LtCG just fed off of Jeff Foxworthy's table scraps until Jeff got bored enough to let LtCG do something on his own. After 10 years of riding Jeff's coattails LtCG finally got his shot and apparently entertained several rednecks. Being a redneck myself I can't say I like his humor at all, but whatever. The best part of the movie was the ending. I really liked when it stopped and I could stop not watching it and get on with doing something else.

1 helmet sticker out of 5.

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Tyler said...

They're still playing hockey?

Tyler said...

My next questions is; why?

Tyler said...

Wow, a wall already?

Tyler said...

Alright, I gotta get ready to sit in traffic. Piece.

blue said...

those crazy canadians

ToddPacker said...

token comment... tps has that bolt gun from NCfOM today

El Padrino said...

math sucks

tem said...

i too dislike math.

can't do it in my head at all.

i can identify a country song 10 seconds or less into it, but i don't have the slightest clue what 15 X 17 is.

El Padrino said...

255

blue said...

math is for quakers

tem said...

i thought oats were for quakers.

tem said...

FFL commish is emailing asking about rules changes.

i don't even remember the rules we had. i don't even know who is on my roster. my team stinks, i think.

iamresurrected said...

are they wild oats?

hall & oats?

El Padrino said...

i'm asking my boss for a raise today

a week after they announce they are moving 1000 jobs to jacksonville and 500 to Birmingham (U.K)

might not work but i'll take a shot

tem said...

someone just used the :o) symbol in an email.

i think i am in a FFL for gay people.

tem said...

blue gives his boss a raise everyday.

blue said...

oats and math

El Padrino said...

Indonesia btw

60K plus dead or missing

tem said...

now i know it is a gay league.

the commish just sent this note out:

"I put it on the web site in a pole, please vote on it. I’m trying to get work done here."

El Padrino said...

damn gays have infiltrated fantasy sports now too!

blasphemy!

tem said...

its ok, they don't know anything about sports, so i have the advantage.

tem said...

tuesday is wallday.

iamresurrected said...

this place blows

El Padrino said...

tem's fantasy place blows

literally

El Padrino said...

gs cookies, dos-is-dos

lovely

tem said...

sometimes blowing is a good thing. see beth.

sometimes it is bad. see cyclone.

tem said...

tagalongs are the best gs cookies. hands down.

gs cookies are CoL.

El Padrino said...

wft did marvin harrison do?

El Padrino said...

I'll be right back!!!!

tem said...

starvin marvin shot a dude in the hand.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"wft is sweet?"

"at least, I think that's what deke meant."



Nope. Sweet is just Sprite/7-up/Sierra Mist.


Sour is just Squirt or 50/50

tem said...

el pad, you aren't in a band....

so are you auditioning for the role of nikki?

tem said...

but at least now we know where H has been.

tem said...

Squirt??

wft? like number 3?

blue said...

tem has never heard of the pop, squirt?

El Padrino said...

"el pad, you aren't in a band....

so are you auditioning for the role of nikki?"

I can act like I am in a band. I'll just shave my head and wear a fat suit.

El Padrino said...

squirting is COL

blue said...

squirt

tem said...

"Bishop gave Squirt its name because the drink seemed to "squirt" into your mouth like a freshly squeezed grapefruit."


wft? i don't think i have ever heard of this soft drink.

blue said...

also known as skeet or spooge

tem said...

squirt means 2 things now. a soft drink that sounds like mountain dew or something and spooge.

tem said...

either way squirt and vodka don't mix.

blue said...

it's a lot more bitter than mt. dew

blue said...

*cue the "blue knows what squirt tastes like because his boss is gay"

joke

blue said...

*he is gay

fixed

El Padrino said...

haaahahahahaaa

tem said...

did blue just come out of the closet?

El Padrino said...

i think so

haaahahahahaahaaa

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

How's the deadbeat list these days?

tem said...

"How's the deadbeat list these days?"

meiz is reading my mind.

i just was getting ready to type up the deadbeat list.

tem said...

deadbeat list:

el pad

tem said...

oh and tp's check said "I ♥ RichRod Foundation"

tylers came with a picture of Ponch that said "You're a homo!"

and says "fuck yo couch" on the note. although that could be fuck yo coach"

tem said...

keith i actually mailed your thing last night.

i hope the package survives the trip.

i can't even remember what is in it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That would be Fuck yo couch.

El Padrino said...

as i stated, i mailed it yesterday

tem said...

wft is fuck yo couch?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Rick James

Tyler said...

You guys have never heard of Squirt?

Tyler said...

It was fuck yo couch. I have terrible handwriting.

Tyler said...

what i sent tem

Tyler said...

It's a classic.

tem said...

my handwriting is also terrible.

tem said...

but i am from WV so i did not learn about writing until i was 22.

tem said...

i put it on my fridge.

tem said...

i had never heard of the Squirt soft drink before.

El Padrino said...

Colorado has the best Squirt

El Padrino said...

nice T

tem said...

wall.....

tem said...

food time soon.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem knows who Ponch is?

Astounding!

Keith S said...

"keith i actually mailed your thing last night."

sweet. Should I go get a dog that can sniff out explosives?

El Padrino said...

this sticker is dangerous and inconvienent but i do love fig newtons

iamresurrected said...

yes, send cmKeef out to fetch the mail

Keith S said...

I'm playing mize for the second week in a row in FMLB

JFreak said...

"LtCG"

I read this as Lieutenant Cable Guy.

Not sure why.

Keith S said...

"yes, send cmKeef out to fetch the mail"

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not cm yet. There could still be a temgagement.

JFreak said...

"this would be fun to have.

Keith S said...

You posted that a long time ago, freak.

Keith S said...

WWL featured comment
"[How] the Pistons can get it done with so many aging veterans: They can stop time."


Pistons = mize?

JFreak said...

Oh.

Well screw me.

El Padrino said...

blame your wife, nice touch

Keith S said...

I don't think I'll ever vacation in Indonesia.

Keith S said...

Cummy drank out of a bottle

El Padrino said...

breast feeding is for animals

Spaceman Spiff said...

I'm playing mize for the second week in a row in FMLB

i did that to start the season

Keith S said...

NIN has a new album that you can download for free at their site.

blue said...

now we're trusting candian and belarusian scientists?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm playing mize for the second week in a row in FMLB"


Oh. Hahaha. Good one.

Keith S said...

Our bed is getting delivered today, so I need to stay home until they get here. Damn!



s

Keith S said...

(s) is just for the "damn!"

JFreak said...

I have to submit to a background check for an upcoming gig.

that's a little weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think "parking like an idiot" stickers is CoLoV

H said...

I'm here

Keith S said...

Don't most jobs do a background check?

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking awesome

picture of two-face/harvey dent showing the fucked up side of his face in dark night

Spaceman Spiff said...

jobs = background checks
gigs = fuck it, hire him

Spaceman Spiff said...

*knight

iamresurrected said...

yeah its pretty strange for them to do a bkgd check on someone thats gonna be working around a bunch of high priced audio/video equipment.

what are they thinking?

Keith S said...

Hopefully freak doesn't have any boom mike felonies in his past.

iamresurrected said...

anybody stay til the end of Ironman? Samuel L. showed up and they did a teaser scene regarding the Avengers..

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i stayed, theyre going the 'ultimate nick fury' route

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have little to no gas in the tank. Maybe I'll sit on the terlet.

JFreak said...

"I'm here"

YAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYA!!!Y!!A!!1!

JFreak said...

this is the show I'm working on.

I hate myself.

El Padrino said...

harvet dent pic is awesomeness

Keith S said...

freak
Do they tape that garbage in IN or do you have to travel?

JFreak said...

CP3 MVP.

JFreak said...

It's down in southern indiana, right on the kentucky border.

stupid kentuckians infiltrating my state.

Keith S said...

I don't really get into superhero movies but I'll go see Dark Knight.

blue said...

"I don't really get into superhero movies but I'll go see Dark Knight"

it's no 27 dresses, you might be disappointed

El Padrino said...

batman is my favorite by far

Spaceman Spiff said...

*cp3 2nd place in MVP voting


fixed

Keith S said...

tem is the 27 dresses fan

JFreak said...

oh, I guess I should have clarified myself.

CP3 should be MVP.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

EP,

Calling Ned Yost a bum is hardly "smack talk". Of course Ned Yost is a bum.

I think everybody but delux thinks he's a bum.

El Padrino said...

sorry i'll spice it up

Spaceman Spiff said...

'I think everybody but delux thinks he's a bum.'

so it is smack talk then

Keith S said...

I wish I had multiple personalities.

I ♥ Beer said...

"My Big Red Neck Wedding"


that's funny. I'll watch that. i can just imagine the kinda people that would sign up for it. unintentional comedy is gonna be off the charts.

blue said...

smack talk is fun

I ♥ Beer said...

Beth is engaged. Maybe she could sign up for it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"so it is smack talk then"

He said it to me. I agree with him. Thus, no smack talk.

Keith S said...

But you are also delux, so it is smack talk.

blue said...

"But you are also delux, so it is smack talk"

I agree with meiz, he said it to the miez personality who thinks Yost is a bum...if EP had used that against the sunny delight personality then it would be smack.

Spaceman Spiff said...

good point blue

Keith S said...

So does that make mize & blue the new batman & robin?

JFreak said...

we can't have people agreeing with each other here.

H said...

does anyone else think Kobe should not have won MVP? And no, I don't think KG should have either.

blue said...

carmelo should have been MVP, or IVerson

Keith S said...

Can't go wrong with either Kobe or Paul.

Spaceman Spiff said...

h, theres a lot of people out there, obviously kobe was not a unanimous decision.

let me break it down, you dont have to get all the votes to be MVP, understand?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"does anyone else think Kobe should not have won MVP? And no, I don't think KG should have either."

Kobe should have a good 3 MVPS.

Keith S said...

You do need to get all the votes for it to be unanimous, though.

tem said...

"sweet. Should I go get a dog that can sniff out explosives?"

nah the post office has dogs for that.

H said...

yea, i get that Spiff. thanks for the clarification though (S!!!)

but all I'm saying is that I think CP3 deserved it more, but neither he nor the Hornets are a big enough marquee name yet.

Keith S said...

Why does aitch think CP deserves it more?

Steve said...

I'm so sick of politics. I think i'm gonna move to a dictatorship.

I hear China is nice, or maybe North Korea.

Steve said...

"Kobe should have a good 3 MVPS."

agreed.

Steve said...

at least two

Steve said...

Nash, two time MVP

*spits*

tem said...

election years always make me want to move as well.

El Padrino said...

u can make a case for kobe every year, bron too

Steve said...

are there any peaceful/friendly dictatorships?

Steve said...

isn't Thialand one?

They're cool.

Keith S said...

Politics are universal

blue said...

"Nash, two time MVP

*spits*"

did you spit in his mouth?

tem said...

we could start a friendly one.

tem said...

Petoria was somewhat friendly.

Keith S said...

Interesting

Too bad it's Chrysler

Steve said...

I need to become rich so that i can buy my own island and secede from the US.

I'm rule fairly. First thing I'll do is make victimless crimes a thing of the past. Then I'll ban all censorship. Encourage a 4/10 day work week and make surfing the national sport.

The only true law will be any talk of religion or politics gets you banished from Steveland. Oh, and no French allowed.

It would be awsome.

tem said...

that is a cool marketing plan.

i wonder what dodges it works for?

tem said...

i hope some of the other companies follow suit. that would rock.

Keith S said...

The Aisleand of Steve would be awesome.

tem said...

why not make it a 4/8 work week?

blue said...

also in steveland, grammer is not used

tem said...

i'd move to steve island.

blue said...

"why not make it a 4/8 work week"


because that sounds french

tem said...

is surfing a sport though?

blue said...

re: locked in gas prices

so what happens when gas prices go down? what? it could happen (s)

Steve said...

"why not make it a 4/8 work week?"

true, i was trying to stay a little bit productive.

tem said...

you sound french.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Steveland seems cool except for the whole having to work thing. I already have to work here.

Keith S said...

"so what happens when gas prices go down?"

I don't think they stamp on your forehead that you are obligated to pay $2.99/gallon.

tem said...

"so what happens when gas prices go down? what? it could happen (s)"

just use your regular credit card instead of the one they give you that locks the price.

Steve said...

"is surfing a sport though?"

surfing is the most dangerous sport in the world.

plus, if you ever go to a surf competition you'll love surfing forever and ever...

El Padrino said...

do they mark up the price of the car?

everyone in brooklyn has a 300M

blue said...

"surfing is the most dangerous hobby in the world."

*fixed

El Padrino said...

it's the maxima of 1997 all over again

Keith S said...

"plus, if you ever go to a surf competition you'll love surfing forever and ever..."

You'll love surfing or just all the hot chicks that go to the surfing competition?

tem said...

i guess it would lock the price on the back end and they would only bill you for $2.99 a gal instead of whatever the store charged.

it'd be interesting to see the mechanics of how that works.

El Padrino said...

most dangerous?
like more dangerous than x games and those other xtreme sports?

i'd even argue football is more dangerous

Keith S said...

"it's the maxima of 1997 all over again"

Yes. It's ridiculous how many people have them right now.

tem said...

"do they mark up the price of the car?"

no doubt. either that or you need to fill up at the dealership or some place stupid like that.

El Padrino said...

the gas thing is also only on 12K miles a year (standard lease mileage rate anyway)

tem said...

"the gas thing is also only on 12K miles a year"

i'm not sure i really drive much more than that.

in 7 years my car has 90k on it.

Keith S said...

So you're saying that Chrysler isn't just locking in a lower gas price to help the consumer, and that they're profiting from it?

Steve said...

"i'd even argue football is more dangerous"


surfing is the only sport where you can be eaten.

blue said...

i don't want to own a chrysler

blue said...

"surfing is the only hobby where you can be eaten"

*fixed

but you can be eaten whilst hunting or fishing as well

Steve said...

"surfing is the most dangerous hobby in the world."

I'm just kidding around about the dangerous thing.

but seriously, surfing is very had to learn, and definitely a sport. if we're gonna call golf a sport then we damn sure have to consider surfing one.

Keith S said...

"surfing is the only sport where you can be eaten."

Didn't those soccer players eat other soccer players in the Andes?

tem said...

"surfing is the only sport where you can be eaten."

twss

blue said...

and Evander Holyfield would argue the eating point also

tem said...

golf isn't a sport either.

Keith S said...

"i don't want to own a chrysler"

Touche

blue said...

surfing is not hard to learn, surfing is hard to get really really good at, but any bozo can ride a wave after a day of trying

Steve said...

Chrysler is definitely jacking up the price of the car to make up for the gas.

basically, instead of paying for gas as you go, you're paying for it up front when you buy the car plus the 10% interest or so.

not impressed with the gas lock card.

El Padrino said...

i'll agree surfing is a sport

Steve said...

"surfing is not hard to learn, surfing is hard to get really really good at, but any bozo can ride a wave after a day of trying"

i'll give ya that, i guess....kinda like golf

blue said...

"not impressed with the gas lock card."


we'll see who is laughing when gas is 5$/gallon, and those saavy chrysler owners are still paying 3$

blue said...

can you use this card on a vehicle other than your chrysler?

blue said...

how would that be regulated?

Steve said...

"5$/gallon"

that's only saving you $2 a gallon (if it gets that high during the life of the car and that's not counting the interest paid on the higher price of the car).

plus as gas goes up, inflation goes up, earnings go up, economy fluctuates etc etc. It's all a cycle.

the card will cost you money in the long run.

blue said...

it doesn't matter anyway because Hillary and McCain have told me that they're going to suspend the federal gas tax for the summer and save me roughly $3.50 everytime I fill up....that's almost a footlong at subway.

blue said...

"plus as gas goes up, inflation goes up, earnings go up, economy fluctuates etc etc. It's all a cycle."

have you ever heard of stagflation...where prices go up, but wages do not...did you get a big "cost of living" increase in your salary this year?

tem said...

"Chrysler is definitely jacking up the price of the car to make up for the gas."

if you are a good negotiator you should be able to talk them way down. at least to where it was pre this promotion.

tem said...

"did you get a big "cost of living" increase in your salary this year?"

COLA here is like 4%.

Steve said...

"did you get a big "cost of living" increase in your salary this year?"

um, yep.

tem said...

"the card will cost you money in the long run."

can't really argue this point. chrysler wouldn't do it if they weren't making money off of it.

tem said...

but i still gotta think you can play your cards right though and come out ahead on it....

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