Wednesday, May 28, 2008

it's like this and as a matter of fact

welcome to wednesday here at the interweb's premier sports news hub.

now GFY.

Spurs vee. Lakers is ova'. the end of an era or some ish. well, til next year when all the same old goats come back and win. you knew they werent winning this year. they cant cut the back-to-back. too soft and weak.

i dont know what this means, but i think someone will. apparently, T will care the most.

did u hear the story about the kids in Charlotte who threw a handicapped kid out of their dorm window? that is fucked up. funny, but fucked up.

speaking of things that are soft and weak (and fake black) has anyone ever seen the movie Whiteboyz. i saw it a while back, but it was on last night and i had to check it out again. funny ass stuff. basically, it's a bunch of trick ass mark Beastie Boys playing gangsta. then they find one black friend in school and try to be his best buddy. his Cosby-esque parents moved to Iowa from the hood and now whitey takes him back to the hood trying to score blow n' weeeeed (man). then they get welcomed to the new city by some homies. funny. Snoop is in it too, which also made me laugh. he shows up in a dream sequence when the kid is dreaming of being in jail and eating shrimp and drinking wine. tem might wanna watch it just for strictly educational value so he can see some black folk.

i used the sink as a shower today.

Cougher found out about this thing yesterday that the kids are doing. have you heard of the Facebooks? do u know about this stuff? you can like totally MEET people! like new people you didnt know.. and even catch up with old friends. SHIT! folks are crazy! they put up these sites and put like personal info and stuff up. and like pictures of things they did on the weekend too. his nephew has pics of him and his friends at a bar lookin pretty wasted. sweet!! what are they gonna think of next?!? are you as excited as me about this? cheezonajew!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-subway-girl.html - just incase you missed it.. cause this makes me pee my pants and i have been quoting this every day. hilarity. SALAD!!!

meeting time.

and i leave you with this .

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blue said...

where did you get a picture of deluxe in those shorts?

blue said...
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blue said...

so just chill, 'til the next episode

Bald Zeppelin said...

what up

blue said...

melo and vlade tv show is hilarity.


vlade is quite the comedian, he could pull it off.

there would need to be much more smoking though...like vlade could get out the hooka and melo would think it's a bong.

blue said...

my favorite NBA commercial of all time was the one where vlade and webber are dancing with the dance team.

tem said...

you have a favorite NBA commercial?

blue said...

i do

blue said...

partly because its the only one i remember

blue said...

and i've looked all over the interweb for said commercial and I can't find it.

blue said...

tyler forgetting to start WJ is hilarity, he went 3 for 3 with a SB and scored 2 runs and 2 RBIs...

that's a hell of a pace

blue said...

nice debut for WJ

iamPresidentCharley said...

we on a morrow and i dumai thang.

blue said...

dice-k is hurt now too? ahahahahahaahaha


meiz's pitching staff is falling apart.

blue said...

wow, slow morning

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Dice is fine

iamPresidentCharley said...

this post kilt lov

blue said...

"Dice is fine"

yep, he'll just miss his next start or two

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

congrats

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"yep, he'll just miss his next start or two"

It ain't like I'm in the playoff hunt anyway.

blue said...

don't be a quitter mize

blue said...

how's the new driver?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"how's the new driver?"

big. unused so far.

blue said...

no driving range?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

It was cold as fuck yesterday. I just wanted to get my ass home after work.

blue said...

cold weather sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck. I gotta sort the mail. boo.

Keith S said...

wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wow. 1 comment?

blue said...

30

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is awesome.

isiah thomas said...

cheezonajew!

blue said...

gavin floyd wasted no time in sucking today

blue said...

and fuck deluxe for picking up kershaw

Keith S said...

Fuck Hafner

Keith S said...

Travis Hafner should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'and fuck deluxe for picking up kershaw'

that's my line

blue said...

"that's my line"

yeah, i didn't figure i had much of a shot at him with the 10th waiver wire spot

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"and fuck deluxe for picking up kershaw"

Yeah. Fuck that guy. I can't believe he even knows who Kershaw is.

blue said...

shamford knew who he was, so i guess it's common knowledge

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"shamford knew who he was, so i guess it's common knowledge"

No way shamdick found out who he is on his own.

Keith S said...

"shamford knew who he was, so i guess it's common knowledge"

Maybe he's Jewish

Keith S said...

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blue said...

clayton is a douche name anyway

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Clayton Bigsby was hilarious.

blue said...

everytime I hear the name clayton, i think of the scene in "saving silverman" where jack black is meeting silverman's new friends and one of the douche guys names is clayton....

blue said...

"Clayton Bigsby was hilarious."

I say again, one of my favorite chapelle skits

blue said...

but that's probably because i'm racist (s)

blue said...
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blue said...

why are all the ads on LoV for UFOs and aliens?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

We can't let cumface's joint beat us today.

blue said...

should i go over there an comment?

blue said...

WFT


i don't like where this is headed

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm irritated

blue said...

i think it's time to go to lunch, hopefully we'll have reached 60 by the time i get back

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm having Pizza Hut today.

iamPresidentCharley said...

do u have a free personal pan pizza from the book club?

Keith S said...

"I'm having Pizza Hut today."

With a steady diet of Pizza Hut, mall foodcourt food, and caramel apples, I'm figuring out why mize feels like shit every day

Keith S said...

Not to mention the chins

Keith S said...

On this day in 1951...

The New York Giants rookie centerfielder Willie Mays collected his first major league hit, a home run off the Boston Braves' Warren Spahn. Mays had gone hitless in his first 26 at bats.

TP's son was there.

Keith S said...

Top 5 friendliest cities

isiah thomas said...

deke get a diet soda to balance it out.

isiah thomas said...

keef must like the Today show.

Keith S said...

Or I go to MSN

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i don't like where this is headed"

yea, once she gets married to deke's fantasy lover she'll walk around with no makeup at all times

Keith S said...

No way mize will let JT marry someone else

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bastards. All of you.

Keith S said...

The lemmings still have more comments. We're sad.

blue said...

67, great job

Keith S said...

All you wanted was 60

blue said...

"A cultural melting pot, Denver hosts the country’s largest Cinco de Mayo festival, the Longs Peak Scottish Festival, the National Gay Rodeo Finals, PrideFest, and it has the Black American West Museum in the historically rich African-American Five Points neighborhood. Its population is 40 percent Hispanic and 10 percent African-American."


WFT is the national gay rodeo finals?

Keith S said...

Don't act like you don't know.

blue said...

i knew about all the other things, but the gay rodeo doesn't show up on the news I guess

blue said...

i'll ask my boss

blue said...

i don't see how being a "cultural melting pot" is a positive aspect

blue said...

and soccer, indoor lacrosse, outdoor lacrosse, and arena football, aren't professional sports.

Keith S said...

Of course you wouldn't, blitler

Keith S said...

If they get paid to play a sport, it's a professional sport.

blue said...

if you have to have a 2nd job, it's a hobby

Keith S said...

I called fmk mize last night because all she does is complain about the people where she works.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a buddy that has a regular job and is also a tournament fisherman. He gets paid for it, so I consider him a professional fisherman.

blue said...

i hope her response was something along the lines of "don't call me chins"

blue said...

"I have a buddy that has a regular job and is also a tournament fisherman. He gets paid for it, so I consider him a professional fisherman."

my uncle does this too.

it's a hobby

Keith S said...

Yeah, she was like "Are you calling me fat?"


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blue said...

or "you don't see no double chin here mister"

if she were to call you mister

Keith S said...

When I fish, I don't get paid for it, so it's a hobby. If I got paid for it, I would be a pro.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I called fmk mize last night because all she does is complain about the people where she works."

Nice.

Don't forget to comment on her weight just to round it out.

blue said...

so when I win 3$ off my buddies playing golf, i'm a pro?

blue said...

or when I leave the poker table ahead, i'm a pro?

blue said...

if you can't make a living at it, and you have to have a 2nd job, you're semi-pro

blue said...

the soccer players probably make enough money, although i have no idea what they get paid

blue said...

they could be paid in chickens and goats for all I know

Keith S said...

"so when I win 3$ off my buddies playing golf, i'm a pro?
or when I leave the poker table ahead, i'm a pro?"


Yeah, that's the same.

Pro fishing has a governing body that pays out the winnings. It's not like all the fishermen go out and each loser pays an amount to the winner.

Keith S said...

NEXT!

blue said...

all you said was that you had to get paid to play a sport.

fishing is not a sport anyway

Keith S said...

Semantics

Keith S said...

If they get paid by a governing body to play a sport, it's a professional sport.

*fixed

blue said...

don't you have to pay an entry fee to fish in those tournaments?

blue said...

is the casino a "governing body"?

blue said...

is the casino a "governing body" if I play poker in a tournament?

blue said...

what about a casino?

blue said...

"governing body"

Keith S said...

Are you asking about a casino?

tem said...

yes it is.

more so than your buddy Al.

tem said...

"don't you have to pay an entry fee to fish in those tournaments?"

you do, pros don't.

tem said...

"if you can't make a living at it, and you have to have a 2nd job, you're semi-pro"

i'm down with this though.

semi-pro is a good way to put it.

half the time you are a pro whatever player. the other half your are a mortgage loan servicer for Chase.

tem said...

and yes i know mortgage loan is redundant, but Chase is not smart.

blue said...

fishing is not a pro sport

tem said...

i am coming on like wild fire here.

TPS was a bitch this morning.

blue said...

blessed be

tem said...

that just means there is no professional fishing league, not that it isn't a professional sport.

blue said...

it is not listed in this list of professional sports (not leagues)


blessed be

blue said...

a professional fisherman would be a guide that takes you out and fishes with you every day....that's not a sport?

isiah thomas said...

irregardless Beth is a "pro".

tem said...

"a professional fisherman would be a guide that takes you out and fishes with you every day...."

says who?

professional football players don't take me out and play football with me every day.

Keith S said...

I figured she was a "semi" pro

blue said...

"says who?"

says me


how can there be 2 different definitions of professionals in the same "sport"

tem said...

damn bible and its contradictions

"A recent phenomenon of recreational fishing are fishing competitions (tournaments) where fishermen compete for prizes based on the total weight of a given species of fish caught within a predetermined time. This sport evolved......"

bible refers to it as a sport.

blue said...

or is the fishing guide like a "golf pro"

I love GW Bush said...

how can there be 2 different definitions of professionals in the same "sport"

there are in golf and tennis

tem said...

"how can there be 2 different definitions of professionals in the same "sport""

define this retard.

blue said...

but not a pro-sport

Keith S said...

Pro fishing tour

tem said...

by the by this is one of the dumbest conversations ever on LOV, but since there is nothing else to talk about....

I love GW Bush said...

by the by this is one of the dumbest conversations ever on LOV,

wow, that's saying a lot

ns

Keith S said...

"A recent phenomenon of recreational fishing are fishing competitions (tournaments) where fishermen compete for prizes based on the total weight of a given species of fish caught within a predetermined time."

Recent phenomenon? WFT? I remember seeing fishing on TV when I was a kid.

tem said...

TP wrote the article.

it is recent to him.

blue said...

it's not a sport.

tem said...

as is:

computers
WNBA
president lincoln
the wheel
fire

I love GW Bush said...

I agree with Blue

fishing is not a sport (neither is bowling, poker, spelling bees, or soocer)

blue said...

video games is more of a sport than fishing

tem said...

sport or not is a different argument.

Keith S said...

Fishing is a sport

Blessed be

blue said...

i've had this stupid fishing argument with my uncle who goes around and fishes in tournaments.


he seems to think that there is skill involved in landing a larger fish, as opposed to luck....like the more you practice, the larger the fish you'll catch.

I love GW Bush said...

fire

hilarity

Keith S said...

Monuments to the Pharaohs indicate that a number of sports, including swimming and fishing, were well-developed and regulated several thousands of years ago in ancient Egypt.

blue said...

what are the rules in fishing?

Keith S said...

I think there's skill in catching more fish, but catching a bigger fish. Unless you see a big fish swimming and you throw a spear at it

Keith S said...

*but not catching a bigger fish

tem said...

"what are the rules in fishing?"

no dynomite.

blue said...

sport fishing is in reference to people who do it as a hobby as opposed to as a profession.


so you're not some dude on a big boat with a huge net catching lots of fish...those are professional fisherman.

I love GW Bush said...

spear fishing would take skill; also looks to be a lot of fun.

tem said...

hitting a large fish with a spear is easier than hitting a small fish.

blue said...

maybe they have competitions for those deadliest catch teams

Keith S said...

"what are the rules in fishing?"

There are rules as to how it can be caught. Like you can't hook it in the side and have it count.

blue said...

bill brasky used to catch fish with his hands

blue said...

*bare hands

blue said...

can you drink a beer whilst playing a sport?

tem said...

bill brasky didn't catch fish, they willingly jumped into his boat.

tem said...

"can you drink a beer whilst playing a sport?"

yes, i drink while playing softball.

tem said...

of course i am not a professional softball player.

i am not even semi-pro.

Keith S said...

"yes, i drink while playing softball"

Me too

Keith S said...

I drink whilst golfing, too.

blue said...

slow pitch softball is a hobby

blue said...

"I drink whilst golfing, too."

so does John Daly

Keith S said...

Hobbies can't be sports?

iamPresidentCharley said...

"spear fishing would take skill; also looks to be a lot of fun."

i'm sure you can find someone to teach you..

blue said...

i don't know, what am i the professional hobby/sports decider?

tem said...

"slow pitch softball is a hobby"

for me.

but there are some people who are semi-pro.

Keith S said...

I lost about 100 brain cells in the last hour

blue said...

"but there are some people who are semi-pro"

seriously? I want in on that

blue said...

i wonder if H is considered a professional musician?

isiah thomas said...

so Beth catches "bigger fish" because of her experience?

Keith S said...

Semi pro softball team

I love GW Bush said...

I always thought making a profit made one a professional...no matter what the field.

isiah thomas said...

not due to experience but rather "practice"

isiah thomas said...

we talkin bout practice....not a game....practice

tem said...

prof slo pitch in 170s

Keith S said...

Pro softball would be boring if they didn't have HR limits.

Keith S said...

*more boring

I love GW Bush said...

The Milwaukee Shlitz; I like it

ns

I love GW Bush said...

I wonder if they ever took on the St. Paul Strohs.

blue said...

"Pro softball would be boring if they didn't have HR limits."

i played in a few tournaments and leagues that had limits...i liked it.

Keith S said...

Our league has a HR rule where you can't hit more than 1 HR more than the other team. So if we hit one, we can't hit another until the other team hits one. It's alright, keeps the games semi-close.

tem said...

i like the stats that one link has.

some dude batted .690 with 89HRs and 187RBIS one year.

blue said...

one league was a 2up league, where you could have 2 more HR than the other team, but any over that was an out.

that was fun because you didn't run out of HRs in the 2nd inning, necessarily.

I love GW Bush said...

The "semi" to comment ratio for this post is off the charts.

blue said...

1UP would suck

tem said...

our limit was a +1 rule, but you got to hit 4HRs first.

so you could hit 4, then you had to wait for the other team to catch up before you could hit the fifth. and after that you could not be more than 1 ahead.

i liked that rule.

I love GW Bush said...

The Packers are keeping Brett Farvre's locker intact

that's fucked up; I'd be pissed if I was AR

I love GW Bush said...

Favre I guess

blue said...

he's not retired already?

Keith S said...

"The Packers are keeping Brett Farvre's locker intact"

That's semi-ridiculous

Keith S said...

Remember that story a while back where the guy in the wheelchair got pushed for a few miles by the semi truck

I love GW Bush said...

semi-hilarity

blue said...

i think i'm going to take friday off, make it a 3 day week

Keith S said...

A semi-week, if you will.

I love GW Bush said...

Black Sheep selling out their one hit wonder to Mercury is unfortunate. I used to love that song in Jr. High.
-Hearing the commercial is bittersweet, or, semi-sweet even.

Keith S said...

Which song is that?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"if you can't make a living at it, and you have to have a 2nd job, you're semi-pro"

My friend made a living at it for a while. Granted it was a shitty living, but a living nonetheless.

I love GW Bush said...

Which song is that?

The Choice is Yours (the one that went, "you can get with this, or you can get with that")

tem said...

AR should semi-trash favres locker.

tem said...

what's that thing on the top of the key in basketball?

Keith S said...

semi circle

I love GW Bush said...

Back in the jr. high days, it was up there with Rump Shaker, Sweet Black Pussy, and anything from the Boyz N the Hood soundtrack.

Keith S said...

Black Sheep had a few good songs

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

PGA Tour golfers aren't professionals?


They have to pay entry fees for each tournament.

Keith S said...

Sharon Stone is weird

I love GW Bush said...

what's that thing on the top of the key in basketball?

the 3 point shot was invented to keep white people around in basketball. So says Conspiracy Brother, in the must-see seminal movie Undercover Brother

blue said...

back to tha hotel

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