Thursday, May 22, 2008

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isiah thomas said...

insert first comment here

Keith S said...

"that had to be her.

huge rack."

Was her name Danielle?

Keith S said...

GOLF PICKS!!!

Beth said...

EP, it went without saying that we had our standard bet on the Braves-Mets series, right? :-)

tem said...

yeah danielle was her keith.

she ended up with $1k.

H said...

morning

tem said...

good morning h.

El Padrino said...

"EP, it went without saying that we had our standard bet on the Braves-Mets series, right? :-)"

Nyet.

El Padrino said...

i'm home

El Padrino said...

SPIFF YOUR GETTING MURDERED

El Padrino said...

i'm benching bannister, i think...

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{This post stinks}

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{I am more lazy than usual}

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{El Pad is King}

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{Blue sucks}

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{Fuck The Braves}

iamPresidentCharley said...

funny.

El Padrino said...

"[insert title here]"

{NYC >>>> Boston}

iamPresidentCharley said...

[stop the rampage]

iamPresidentCharley said...

biznizotch

iamPresidentCharley said...

this is how i do it, like montel jordan.

we need to consult the biblia on his current whereabouts..

iamPresidentCharley said...

and add the cheapy just for good measure

El Padrino said...

"In November 2007,Montell recorded the song with Croatian pop singer Nina Badrić .Song will feature at Nina's new album "07" and it is titled :"Ne dam te nikom' (Don't wanna give you to anyone)". Montell sings the English section in the song."



Rock bottom.

blue said...

ah...EP ♥s blue....it's so sweet

tem said...

EP ♥s Blue?

El Padrino said...

even though they won, lakers did not want to see the spurs beat the hornets

El Padrino said...

and now i have Joba into the fold, it's a wrap, my pitching is the best in the league

tem said...

hopefully wasn't fmbeth

tem said...

furry balls has good pitching.

tem said...

gagne got shut down due to "lack of roids"

blue said...

tem has the best pitching, and 2nd place would go to deke, now that Lackey is back, Tyler has a good group, I would put EP's 4th

blue said...

but that's just me and "i suck"

H said...

i have nothing to contribute today

tem said...

but ep ♥s you.

tem said...

h, tell us a story about some deadbeat who wouldn't pay.

tem said...

i heard one about a guy who filed bankruptcy 4 years ago and in in bankruptcy filing he put his subscription to Playboy in there.

He had a $76.10 line item for "Playboy Subscription" in his bankruptcy statement.

blue said...

my cousin filed bankruptcy once

blue said...

he found out that it wasn't good business to go out and buy a bunch of sub-woofers at best buy, and then when you couldn't pay for them, you take them to the pawn shop.


that's a bad business plan

tem said...

tylers pitching is really good too.

blue said...

"tylers pitching is really good too."

that's why I had him 3rd

tem said...

yeah your cousin should have asked around about that plan before implementing it.

tem said...

i guess with 10 teams there are some solid pitching staffs out there.

blue said...

spiff's group isn't too bad either, but i like EP's better, although I think Spiff has the better holds and saves guys

blue said...

mine is the worst, no doubt

JFreak said...

3rd in wins, 1st in ERA, 2nd in WHIP, 2nd in holds.

tem said...

if you combine meiz's 2 teams his is the best.

tem said...

i am DFL in holds.

tem said...

if joba pans out as a starter though EP will be movin on up.

like weazy.

the fat black weazy, not the white weazy.

JFreak said...

narrated by Morgan Freeman!

tem said...

chris cooley story about marrying a cheerleader and her getting fired for it is dumb.

she lost a job that pays $600 a year.

$75 a game.

that is not her job. she has another job that is a real job.

tem said...

but the story is funny because all it talks about it how hammered cooley gets.

tem said...

oil = $135

blue said...

coolio?

tem said...

chris cooley = TE for Redskins.

tem said...

coolio = rapper or something that meiz is going to learnt me about.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh yeah. EP, I decided that we're gonna learnt Tem about the Hip-Hop on LoM.

El Padrino said...

my niece told me the little kid on american idol did not win

she was upset by this

please advice.

El Padrino said...

oh sweet
when does class begin

El Padrino said...

zeke are we starting Bannister @ 1:35 in Fenway or just Johan tonight ?

we are whinning WHIP by about .40 but losing ERA by about .20

El Padrino said...

i figure we start him, and hope he rebounds from his last start

El Padrino said...

ast year he was thier stopper
the've lost a few in a row

blue said...

"my niece told me the little kid on american idol did not win"

this is true. the guy with actual talent won this year, it was a shocker

El Padrino said...

paid the balance of vaca today

Turks and Caicos will be inundated with eye-talians and Irish folk the first week of July

let the good times roll

*now i'm really broke, i wonder if the kid can go without eating for a day*

blue said...

what is a turks and caicos

El Padrino said...

islands in the carib

tem said...

is cmep irish?

blue said...

cmblue is irish

blue said...

but cmblue and her family will not be in the turks and caicos

El Padrino said...

"is cmep irish?"

half but my aunts family is irish and they are coming

no one from cmep's family is coming
which is nice

El Padrino said...

the spot

tem said...

hungry early, driving to a place today.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, you dont have the best pitching in the league, stop it

tem said...

cmblue is from the south

Spaceman Spiff said...

my starting pitchers are good, but they only run 4 deep

TWSS

blue said...

ah, i see why you're going there, in 2009 they're going to have an italian village and waterpark

El Padrino said...

"EP, you dont have the best pitching in the league, stop it"

i was saying if Joba is good in the rotation i just might, so not at the moment but when it's all said and done (espeacially if Verlander wakes up)

blue said...

"cmblue is from the south"

true

JFreak said...

Red Robin...YUM!

El Padrino said...

too bad were going in 2008 though

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome game last night, from my perspective. never seen the spurs tighten up like that, TD was abusing gasol in the post and they just stopped that, dont know who udoka thinks he is, but he isnt that guy

blue said...

oh, i see what you did there EP.

I'll give you that, when joba turns into a starter, you will have a very solid group of SP

El Padrino said...

wft is red robin

El Padrino said...

good game, nice win....

blue said...

Red Robin is burger place, like chilis or applebees, but with unlimited fries

JFreak said...

red robin

gourmet burgers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

red robin = restaurant w/ good burgers

El Padrino said...

looks good

applebee's is terrible btw
chili's is solid

blue said...

spurs are way to inconsistent offensively to win this year. they go through long dry spells as proven last night, and TD starts whining about calls and gets completely out of his game.

blue said...

"applebee's is terrible btw
chili's is solid"

applebees is the worst

Spaceman Spiff said...

red robin takes a gigantic steaming dinosaur dump like in jurrasic park on applebee's

blue said...

the tv in my bedroom broke the other day, it won't shut off. you push the button and it acts like it shuts off, but you still get a picture or that snow thing, but no sound.

El Padrino said...

time for a flat sceen lcd blue

blue said...

i watched knocked up again the other day, it was better on a 2nd viewing, but still not outstanding

El Padrino said...

or plasma whatever your preference

blue said...

"time for a flat sceen lcd blue"

it's been that time for awhile, I think cmblue is on board now that the current one is broken

El Padrino said...

capatalize

blue said...

nah, LCD, because of the smaller size. I don't think they even make plasmas under 42", and we don't need something that big in the bedroom (tnwss)

Keith S said...

"applebees is the worst"

True, but I'll go there for happy hour sometimes. They have decent HH specials.

Spaceman Spiff said...

pedro says he's not retiring after this season

thats right pedro, give EP another sliver of hope, so he can lose another bet

Keith S said...

"yeah danielle was her keith.

she ended up with $1k."



Did you mock her?

Keith S said...

SG's ramblings are usually his best articles

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If the Phoenix Suns have the greatest medical staff in sports, then the Anaheim Angels are the Bizarro Suns. Every time an Angels player tweaks a hamstring, he ends up playing in 27 rehab games and missing two months of the season. It's astounding. If Howie Kendrick and Torii Hunter ever collided on a popup, I think they'd be on the DL until 2013. How has this not been the subject of a 7,500-word investigative feature by Will Carroll yet?"

HI BILL, ASSHOLE

Keith S said...

Aren't you Bill?

H said...

"h, tell us a story about some deadbeat who wouldn't pay."

well, we had on lady who blamed Hurricane Katrina for causing her to stop paying her bill. Problem is the card we were calling he rabout was charged off in 01...

also had a lady with a card that had regualr payments made on it for 15 years before it was charged off try to claim it was ID theft.

blue said...

that's why i couldn't pay for the FMLB league, because of Katrina

Keith S said...

FTR I've never heard that We Ready song that blue posted yesterday

blue said...

keith does not go to football games? I swear every team uses that when lining up to kick off

blue said...

no NL day games today...what the shit is this

El Padrino said...

superbad
american gangster
there will be blood
we own the night

which one should i watch

El Padrino said...

forget it, i have no time for you people to vote

i have alot of movies

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

superbad

blue said...

i don't like Daniel Day Lewis, so I would vote against "there will be blood"

blue said...

what one is 'we own the night'?

blue said...

is that the one with Marky Mark

Spaceman Spiff said...

wahlberg and phoenix are brothers

Keith S said...

superbad

Keith S said...

"keith does not go to football games? I swear every team uses that when lining up to kick off"

No I don't go to NFL games.

blue said...

oh, he's all holier then now

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"oh sweet
when does class begin"


Today. I figured someone would throw up a quick paragraph, and then the contributors would each post 2 or 3 of their favorite songs or videos from that corresponding time frame.

Keith S said...

I'm not going to a Cardinals game at a stadium that is at least an hour from where I live.

blue said...

that sounds selfish

Keith S said...

mize
Your idea, you start it off.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize
Your idea, you start it off."

I didn't really want to, but I guess I will.

blue said...

stupid ian kinsler, i hate that guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

gagne shut down, shoulder

isiah thomas said...

sit bannister.

isiah thomas said...

TD was abusing gasol in the post and they just stopped that, dont know who udoka thinks he is, but he isnt that guy

i-2-i here. Spurs got some tight sphyincters last night.

Udoka went semi-emansky with airballs, made a comment on this myself and about going away from TD.

blue said...

"sit bannister"

but he's an ex-met

isiah thomas said...

Red Robin is solid in the fact that you can get a decent to good burger cheap.

I think I get the royal red robin burger - bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on it.

it's like a classier Fuddfuckers than Applebees.

isiah thomas said...

"sit bannister"

but he's an ex-met

good point.

release bannister

Spaceman Spiff said...

udoka must have watched pargo in game 7 last series and thought he could do that, but better

blue said...

EP is trying to collect all the ex-mets...he's the anti-minaya

Spaceman Spiff said...

my favorite play of last night was parker getting swiped on the back of his neck, but grabbing his face and crumpling to the floor, hilarity in slow-mo, manu/vujacic-esque

isiah thomas said...

dye hit 2 hrs last night right? hope he was still in our lineup

blue said...

udoka had that awesome fight story a while back

isiah thomas said...

EP - final call :

START Bannister

Day game stats: 4-0 0.62 ERA

Night game stats: 0-5 8.13 ERA

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck jermaine dye

isiah thomas said...

dynasty league question:

would you give up MBIII for Darren Mc?

my RB's currently are :

LJ
MBIII

then trash like
Selvin Young
Kevin Jones
Deshaun Foster

my team is also more "win now" than rebuild but I like DMC longer term than MBIII.

tem said...

"I don't think they even make plasmas under 42", and we don't need something that big in the bedroom (tnwss)
"

cmblue is looking for something over 42"? damn.

blue said...

MBIII give you TDs...McFadden will probably have to split time with Fargas, and they still have a shitty o-line...

I'd lean slightly towards MB, but AP makes me think you should take mcfadden

tem said...

red robin is horrible.

blue said...

Kevin Jones isn't even on team right now

blue said...

*on a team

isiah thomas said...

red robin is horrible.

for a 8$ burger its good.

tem is a burgerelitest.

tem said...

"Did you mock her?"

no because on tuesday when i saw her she ended the show after 2 questions. wednesday was softball so i couldn't go back and talk to her.

i dvred it to see how she did. had i known she only got $1k i would have mocked her a lot.

lifeline is that way if you want to use it dumbo.

and ftr she looked about 5 times better on tv than in real life. i wanted to axe her when they filmed that because she looked worse now. but i did not ask that.

blue said...

and you might want to put LJ in that "trash" category as well. Their O-line and QB situation are going to be ridiculously bad next year. He may get yards, but TDs will be few and far between.

isiah thomas said...

yeah my rb depth blows.

I like MBIII but think DMac has a higher ceiling.

tem said...

red robin makes tem take ridiculous dumps.

tem said...

"stupid ian kinsler, i hate that guy"

he was terrible for me last year, but this year he doesn't suck so much.

Keith S said...

"gagne shut down, shoulder"

spiffast

tem said...

i'm starting gorz again to give blue a chance.

tem said...

tem said...
gagne got shut down due to "lack of roids"

May 22, 2008 9:43 AM

blue said...

gorz will go 8 innings and give up like 2 hits and no ER...that's how pitching works against my team.

isiah thomas said...

compared to the other rbs on my roster LJ doesn't smell like poo.

blue said...

i'm taking a flyer on cancer boy...the one who didn't throw a no-hitter.

isiah thomas said...

red robin makes tem take ridiculous dumps.


Deke would put this in the "pro's" column for red robin.

blue said...

"compared to the other rbs on my roster LJ doesn't smell like poo."

that's true...but he's unhappy in KC..he might hold out, and he's coming off an injury.

tem said...

i dropped gorz today for another pirate.

can't have less than 2 pirates on the team.

isiah thomas said...

LJ just re-upped last season, he'd be a total douche to sit out again.

tem said...

RE: MB3

If you want to win this year I don't think I would trade him. Of course I hate trading known commodities for rookies.

If you want to win in a couple years then I would make the deal. You are right, DMac's ceiling is higher.

tem said...

"that's how pitching works against my team."

well right now my WHIP is sub 1.

I figure after Gorz gets done i will be close to 2.

tem said...

how many teams are in that league?

i'd think you'd be able to pick up another servicable back.

isiah thomas said...

Of course I hate trading known commodities for rookies.


this is what I told the other owner, I axed for a 2nd round rookie pick in addition.

the RBs on the waiver wire are awful, most teams in this league were RB whores.

isiah thomas said...

12 teams

tem said...

i hate RB whores.

axing for mcfad plus some other rb is a good move, if it works.

straight up i'd be hard pressed to pull the trigger.

tem said...

wall

blue said...

blah

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Somebody needs to go fix the 1st portion of the Temducation. I can't get the 1st section of text to show up.

blue said...

dice-k walks a lot of guys

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm starting gorz again to give blue a chance."

Gorzellajdsaljny is gonna get rocked tonight. Brewers ♥ Left-handed pitchng

blue said...

but meiz is forgetting the gorz is pitching against my team

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm in a shitty mood now. fuck blogger

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, got try to works some magic on my post at LoM. Please.

tem said...

i am excited about learning.

tem said...

i won't look until its all good and ready though.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1977...

Steering her race car at an average speed of 188.403 miles per hour, Janet Guthrie became the first female driver ever to qualify for the Indianapolis 500.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT WITH THIS FUCKING LOM SHIT. JUST FUCKING WORK. FUCK.

blue said...

i'm not an LoM'er

Keith S said...

mize
I can't see the video here, but the rest looks alright

blue said...

it looks alright to me meiz, or is there a paragraph before that

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

1st part of Temducation is "fixed" and posted on LoM.

blue said...

JD Drew's Grand Slam....bannister..ouch

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'm not an LoM'er"

Oh. my bad.

Spaceman Spiff said...

FUCK YES, bannister gives up a granny

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweet, saunders is sick so i only have 2 starters going and can keep another RP in there

tem said...

time to hit LOM.

tem said...

am i gonna be tested?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"am i gonna be tested?"

Not likely

tem said...

hip hop started with disco grooves?

wow, that was 100% learning for me.

tem said...

this kurtis blow song, when was it released?

tem said...

"couldn't trust her with cheese, let alone your keys"

awesome.

isiah thomas said...

I think that's the first HR bannister has given up in a daytime start this season.

Bannister/Start was a good call. (s)


why is bannister even on our staff? Who else we got?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"this kurtis blow song, when was it released?"

Like 1980ish

blue said...

kazmir, johan some other mets

blue said...

EP did not have the strongest draft, but his team has performed pretty well in spite of that

blue said...

other SP: verlander, big unit, and jared weaver

blue said...

and Pedro of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

why is bannister even on our staff? Who else we got?

answered already EX-MET

Spaceman Spiff said...

gomez showed up to work today

blue said...

bannister started the season strong

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