Monday, May 05, 2008

Hey! Look at me!

If I were to find myself at a pub with some LoV'ers, It would be Tem and EP.
Why Tem & EP, you say?
Well, because Tem strikes me as being an absolute riot when hammered. I envision lots of "The_____is in the_____" jokes. Good times, if you ask me.

I think I would chooses EP because he'd be buying 'spensive drinks for us all night long. And who knows what might happen with that guido. He could be our "muscle". And I'd teach him how to get drunk like a good ol' boy.


So we're going to move soon. Probably either HERE or HERE.

1100+ square feet is pretty solid for 750 a month.

Updated FUCK YOU list for last week:

OF Manny Ramirez
SS Hanley Ramirez
OF Raul Ibanez
3B Bill Hall
OF Jason Bay
3B Evan Longoria.

Fuck You Guys

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blue said...

yeah, like EP drinks miller high life and would hang out with you

(s)

Keith S said...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I actually have a deccent post planned for tonight/tomorrow.

May 4, 2008 4:32 PM



This post ≠ decent

JFreak said...

espnnnn did a story on the softball chick who got carried around the bases, interviewing all the pertinent people...

The coach of the injured chick...

She looks like a cross between John Tesh and the disfigured guy from "Mask".

That's a man, man!

tem said...

i would drink with meiz.

tem said...

i have a meeting soon.

that sucks.

monday morning meetings can kiss my dick.

tem said...

i won 410$ in my nascar survivor pool.

Beth said...

"i won 410$ in my nascar survivor pool"

Congrats, that makes you king of the rednecks. :-)

blue said...

what's a nascar

ToddPacker said...

"If I were to find myself at a pub with some LoV'ers, It would be Tem and EP."

i'd liked to be on that list... maybe meiz doesn't like old people

ToddPacker said...

tps is pissed... probably out for the day

H said...

wassup

blue said...

"i'd liked to be on that list... maybe meiz doesn't like old people"

maybe he only wanted people with as many chins as he has

Beth said...

"i'd liked to be on that list... maybe meiz doesn't like old people"

He clearly doesn't like women, just look at how he talks about his own gf.

blue said...

is Beth calling TP a woman?

El Padrino said...

i'm honored meiz

El Padrino said...

happy cinco de mayo everyone!

drink mexican beer with reckless abandon today

El Padrino said...

anyone mention Ronaldo (brazilian soccer star) was caught was a cross dressing hooker?

iamresurrected said...

freak's man link is dead on. hilaridisgustingness.

El Padrino said...

IF
*cue blue with a cumfast joke
THEN
*cue me calling him a fuckface immediately after

Beth said...

"is Beth calling TP a woman?"

Nope, just pointing out that it's a long list of people that meiz doesn't like, and that women are clearly on that list.

El Padrino said...

Yhoo taking a beating this am

iamresurrected said...

meiz loves a good sausagefest.

El Padrino said...

so we are supposed to believe that Clemens lies about everything else BUT steroids?

Does he really think America/We are THAT dumb?

El Padrino said...

if he died I wouldn't even flinch

blue said...

ok fuckface

blue said...

"Big Brown wont win"

how'd that work out for ya?

El Padrino said...

lick my balls, i know you want to

El Padrino said...

the benson arrest is juicy, i'm, interested in how this plays out

blue said...

you're also interested in transvestite hookers, so i'll take that with a grain of salt

El Padrino said...

it's a major sports story ass bag
it would be like if MJ got caught with a chick with a dick in the states

blue said...

except it's not

blue said...

and its soccer..soccer is not a sport for anyone but foreigners and little girls

El Padrino said...

sex scandal - check
global sports star -check

seems synonmous with LOV if you ask me

just wanted to see if anyone brought it up

iamresurrected said...

i thought that story was from a few weeks ago..

then again, since NGAFAS it's fitting that it hasnt been a big story.

iamresurrected said...

Ronaldo looks like RuPaul without a wig.

and apparently it was 3 trannies. wow.

iamresurrected said...

oh wait, this aint the bald Ronaldo? how many mafuggers are there? is that name like "Johnson" or something in Brazil?

blue said...

isn't Renaldo like 60 years old now too

El Padrino said...

johnson = renaldo

exaclty iam

iamresurrected said...

Ronaldo either needs a first or a last name. stop this confusion.

El Padrino said...

Hello Mr. Saez?

Peta is on the phone for you. Something about killing a horse. Would you like to take the call?

iamresurrected said...

im gonna start calling every black lady Oprah.

El Padrino said...

"Big Brown wont win"

"how'd that work out for ya?"


I won $53 on a place bet for Eight Belles

May she R.I.P.

NS

blue said...

power rankings are done and posted at LoF

iamresurrected said...

things i didnt need to hear: morning SC said "the horse's bones were sticking out through its skin".

nice touch.

Tyler said...

American Gladiators was kind of cool. They only tape one event at a time though. We saw "Hanging Tough" and I think it was for the semi-finals. They were handing out foam fingers and my girlfriend got one and gave it to me to use. You can see me me when Hogan talks before they start each match.

Spaceman Spiff said...

power rankings are a good start to the week, especially if you come in first.

El Padrino said...

hogan got a new tv show on CMT?

where d listers comepete in wrasslin

Spaceman Spiff said...

freak was checking the score before 2AM and thus thought there was a scoring problem

freak, get some sleep

blue said...

spiff's team is ridiculously good

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think ichiro stole 20 bases last week

H said...

I'm thinking the Celtics are not getting by the Cavs. I'm sayin Cavs in 6. Thoughts?

Spaceman Spiff said...

H, the reverse jinx is old, so let me add

Jazz in 5

blue said...

I'm gonna go shamford and predict the spurs will sweep the hornets

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron could probly beat you himself, whos gonna guard the guy and doc wont double team him until game 6

Tyler said...

The positive aspect of negative thinking. And Boston fans wonder why they're douchebags.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers game 2 was moved from tuesdsay to wednesday, gay

Tyler said...

How about actually rooting for your team?

H said...

"H, the reverse jinx is old, so let me add"

Not trying the reverse jinx. actually being honest for a change.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wonder if any of the coaches looking for jobs are waiting for doc rivers to be fired

blue said...

"The positive aspect of negative thinking. And Boston fans wonder why they're douchebags"

this is what the ds lemmings have termed as "cmfosting"

Spaceman Spiff said...

a reverse jinx is a reverse jinx whether youre honest or not

blue said...

when your team is the #1 seed, you shouldn't have to reverse jinx

H said...

so I'm a douche because I think the Cavs are gonna win?

Tyler said...

It's not Doc's fault they don't have a bench. That game where Pierce fouled out was a tell-tale sign. Get them in foul trouble and they are beatable.

Keith S said...

I watched Walk Hard last night. Stupid movie.

Keith S said...

And they should warn a brother about the multiple scenes w/ dude's junk hanging right there in the middle of the screen.

blue said...

it's doc's fault, he should have developed the bench during the year

El Padrino said...

I've watched like 60% of the nba games, good stuff so far

i like that the elbows, pushing, hard picks, undercutting, hard fouls and overall school yard play is back

Charles Oakley would proud.

blue said...

thanks for the warning keith

El Padrino said...

*would be

blue said...

Doc is lucky he didn't wait any longer to yank Garnett out of the game...it was building to the point where somebody was going to get frustrated and start a brawl

Keith S said...

One of Falcons' top tacklers charged with battery.

Funny headline.

blue said...

I wish somebody would throw an elbow into Vujacic's face

Tyler said...

Did anyone see that pick KG put on Zaza Pachulia near the end? He completely flattened him and then complained to the ref when they called a foul. Replay showed that he totally stepped into it.

blue said...

yeah, that's what I was saying about Garnett was going to get into a brawl....he totally lowered his shoulder and took Pachulia out.

Tyler said...

I thought it was an awesome move, dude's name is Zaza after all, I just thought KG looked like a dumbass trying to say that he didn't do nothin.

blue said...

and has anyone else noticed that Jeff Van Gundy sounds exactly like Michelle Tafoya? Sometimes I can't tell which of them is talking.

Tyler said...

Youtube clip of KG pick on Zaza

He raises his hand after he did it. I guess he was trying to convince the ref to not call a flagrant.

Spaceman Spiff said...

iron man was awesome

El Padrino said...

i loved the KG pick
again, reminded me of every single Oakley pick

El Padrino said...

iron man made a killing at the bo

H said...

KG pick was excellent

H said...

although Zaza impressed me by taking it like a man and not throwing a punch.

Tyler said...

I like how he turned his head and saw him, said, "oh snap" then when back and set the pick. Overhead replay at about the 41 second mark really tells the story.

Tyler said...

"although Zaza impressed me by taking it like a man and not throwing a punch."

And KG too for not starting anything when Zaza came over and had words with him.

Tyler said...

But when you're up 30 and you just flattened a dude like a pancake, you really don't need to say anything to him when he gets up in your grille.

Keith S said...

Did he really say oh snap?


s

H said...

"And KG too for not starting anything when Zaza came over and had words with him."

agreed

H said...

the flagrant on Rondo was pretty rough.

El Padrino said...

flagrant was money
although, MV sort of held him as long as he could to AVOID him falling on his back like that

either way still a flagrant, jus syain

Tyler said...

"Did he really say oh snap?"

Ok, maybe "Oh snap son!"

Keith S said...

"Nobody saw what he did to me," Benson told the newspaper. "I started screaming for my mother to come. That's when they put me under arrest. And the officer threw a life jacket over my head.


Hilarity

H said...

"flagrant was money
although, MV sort of held him as long as he could to AVOID him falling on his back like that"

Totally agree on this. You could see as soon as me landed, dude from ATL was feelin bad. He obviously meant the hard fould, but definitely didn't mean to hurt Rondo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler you gonna reject the trade anytime soon

El Padrino said...

Well, sucks to be a undersized PG. Rondo weighs in about what? buck 70?

El Padrino said...

speaking of trades, i'm starved for some power #'s

rbi/HR

TP Morneau would be sweet
any thing on that?

Tyler said...

There you go Spiff, I just rejected it.

Beth said...

"And they should warn a brother about the multiple scenes w/ dude's junk hanging right there in the middle of the screen."

Then be careful about going to see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". I saw that this weekend (funny movie) and there are at least 3 quick shots of that.

H said...

thanks for the warning Beth

Keith S said...

"Then be careful about going to see "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". I saw that this weekend (funny movie) and there are at least 3 quick shots of that."

Yeah spiff warned about that last week. Good lookin out, folks.

JFreak said...

That's a man, man!

iamresurrected said...

iron man = solid = agreed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I did have a decent post planned. I got tired. Sue me.





fuck TPS

JFreak said...

"Sue me."

done.

H said...

"Sue me."

Beth, get on it...

El Padrino said...

that Stars game end yet?

JFreak said...

"that Stars game end yet?"

Haha, that's funny because it went into four overtimes.

Tyler said...

Meiz, what kind of ball do you use for bowling?

El Padrino said...

i bowled yesterday
should do it more often

isiah thomas said...

I'm pissed I'm not in Deke's Fav 5.

NS

F U Deke.

isiah thomas said...

Re: Ronaldo

heard about that last week, article I read said he was down for some hookers, but didn't realize they had hairy bean bags till it was too late then he wanted to rough them up.

Hookers are legal in Brazeel.

Keith S said...

Mize's bowling gear

isiah thomas said...

I'm surprised people are digging Ironman.

RD Jr at first glance doesn't look like he could pull off a superhero roll unless it was "Strungout Guy".

I might have to peep game now.

isiah thomas said...

tps be calling yo

JFreak said...

Name the NFL teams

blue said...

my bowling ball is a wii-remote

El Padrino said...

wow blanked on the Saints, had every team with 3:56 left

tem said...

3rd place in power rankings.

played 2nd place team.

fuck me.

tem said...

damn i played PR 1 last week and PR 2 this week.

fuck me.

tem said...

another meeting.

fuck me.

tem said...

still haven't mailed keith's package.

fuck me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Post is updated. It ain't much, but its better than before.

El Padrino said...

TEM CHECK IS IN THE MAIL

hope your happy

El Padrino said...

this impression that i am loaded with cash is silly

but i like the train of thought

Tyler said...

Meiz, bowling ball, please advice.

Spaceman Spiff said...

landry beat portis by an inch in a head to head 40 yard dash. i hope that means portis is still fast as hell and not that landry has lost a step already

Keith S said...

got all 32 w/ 4:14 left

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Meiz, bowling ball, please advice."

That's one of the hardest questions to answer.

Tyler said...

what do you use?

El Padrino said...

"Police say two teenaged boys have accused Yona Weinberg, 29, of touching their private parts on more than one occasion while he was helping them with their religious studies."


let's not forget the Rabbi's are just as sick

Tyler said...

I'm thinking about going with the black widow.

El Padrino said...

"what do you use?"

.44 Magnum, long slide

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm thinking about going with the black widow."

That's a lotta ball.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a Columbia Ti Messenger.

Tyler said...

"That's a lotta ball."

Yeah, well, I don't throw a lot of revs, so I need a ball that does that for me.

blue said...

finished freak's "quiz" with 3:49 remaining

blue said...

"i hope that means portis is still fast as hell and not that landry has lost a step already"

portis slow 40 times is why he slid to the 2nd round in the draft...fwiw..not saying he's slow though

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Yeah, well, I don't throw a lot of revs, so I need a ball that does that for me."


Do you throw it with 3 fingers or just 2?

El Padrino said...

man i hope figgy is alright

Tyler said...

"Do you throw it with 3 fingers or just 2?"

3

JFreak said...

Name the NHL teams

I missed 5.

iamresurrected said...

just acquired a bag of cherry M&Ms. NICE.

and tasted chocolate skittles... phenominal i say.

El Padrino said...

i'm not even attempting the nhl quiz

i'd be putting winnipeg jets

blue said...

I missed 4 of the NHL teams

blue said...

"i'd be putting winnipeg jets"

i tried the Jets and the nordiques and the whalers to no avail

blue said...

lunch

I ♥ Beer said...

Walk Hard = Stupid
Rocky Balboa = Stupid

(watched both this weekend for the first time)

---------------------------

I too think the Cavs will come out of the east.

---------------------------

So Meiz sees a bunch of dudes and one hot chick and instantly wants to hang out with the dudes...odd.

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Iron Man is the perfect mindless action/super hero movie. Lots of smart ass jokes and blowing shit up. It will not go into my DVD collection, but if you're a movie goer definitely worth the 8.50.

1.5 thumbs up.

---------------------------

Kobe/MVP. It's about goddamn time!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So Meiz sees a bunch of dudes and one hot chick and instantly wants to hang out with the dudes...odd."

What?

iamresurrected said...

i am saddened due to my blockage on the quizzes.

iamresurrected said...

meiz, 2 good flicks to check out..

Walk Hard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

iamresurrected said...

if the Cavs come out of the east again i will vomit.

I ♥ Beer said...

"meiz, 2 good flicks to check out..

Walk Hard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall."


he'll love em.

iamresurrected said...

and thats a fact.



you betcha.

GO GETCHA!!

iamresurrected said...

actually i think it's "we'll get cha!".

damnit.

iamresurrected said...

can anyone tell me the point of "No Country for Old Men"?

iamresurrected said...

or is there a book to read (which i wont) which would lead me to believe there is a lot more insight...

El Padrino said...

didnt see it yet, have it though (bootleg nugga!)

Beth said...

"meiz, 2 good flicks to check out..

Walk Hard and Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

Hilarity.

El Padrino said...

and warmer weather = boobage

yum yum

I ♥ Beer said...

"No Country for Old Men"

tried watching for about 15 minutes...and gave up.

El Padrino said...

bitches rocking flip-flops already

they love those

El Padrino said...

buck twenty a barrel btw..

Keith S said...

"Do you throw it with 3 fingers or just 2?"

TWSS

El Padrino said...

wwl front page

NO FUCKING WAY celts win it all

Keith S said...

On this day in 2000...

The United States soccer team defeated Guatemala, 4-0, and clinched a berth in the upcoming Olympic tournament. Chris Albright powered the American upset by assisting on three of the four goals.

Keith S said...

Big day

Keith S said...

I won't be watching Iron Man.

tem said...

"landry beat portis by an inch in a head to head 40 yard dash. "

tom landry??

Keith S said...

I picked up Cloverfield from the RedBox today. I hope it's worth $0.

tem said...

"and tasted chocolate skittles"

chocolate skittles is the name of a stripper here in town. (ns)

Keith S said...

Ali Landry

tem said...

is redbox doing another freebie?

tem said...

ali is tom's grand daughter.

Keith S said...

"is redbox doing another freebie?"

Yeah. Code is BREAKROOM.

tem said...

how long does that last?

Keith S said...

I've watched about 3 minutes of playoff basketball so far.

El Padrino said...

redbox?

are we referring to a red headed babe? that maybe has fire pubes or am i way off base

El Padrino said...

balboa was awful

El Padrino said...

rambo much better
more kills than lines

Keith S said...

"how long does that last?"

I think it goes thru May

JFreak said...

redbox?

Keith S said...

"redbox?"

Machine that rents DVDs for $1/day. They email promos a lot where you can get the DVD for free for a day.

Keith S said...

So in NYC metro area it's probably $4/day because they're better DVDs.

El Padrino said...

"the Mets are discussing whether to sign reliever Derrick Turnbow, who was recently designated for assignment by the Brewers."

good lord no

El Padrino said...

got it, so that in Waldbaums the other day, didnt know they call it a redbox

Keith S said...

Heilman > Turnbow

tem said...

They call it that because it is a box and it is red.

Tyler said...

Turnbow! Turnbow! Turnbow! Turnbow!

El Padrino said...

"They call it that because it is a box and it is red."

yeah this one wasnt red, to my rememberence

white and blue

Keith S said...

"They call it that because it is a box and it is red."

Yes

blue said...

redbox is always out of good movies...fuck the redbox...except the one at mcdonald's it has movies sometimes

Keith S said...

I saw a White & Blue one once somewhere. It was not a redbox. But it's the same thing.

blue said...

my ass is not driving around town from redbox to redbox

blue said...

the doctor is IN

Keith S said...

tem can rent 27 dresses from redbox

blue said...

I came back to lunch and there is this lady, and another guy trying to change the tire of a brand new Chevy Tahoe, but they fucked up and it slipped off the jack after they got the wheel off, so now they can't lift it back up, and the rotor looks bent from smashing down on the concrete.

morons

tem said...

"yeah this one wasnt red, to my rememberence

white and blue"

that sounds like blockbusters box.

they have one now too.


the ones here always have movies in them.

columbus is awesome.

tem said...

"tem can rent 27 dresses from redbox"

why would i do that? i've seen all i care to of it.

Keith S said...

"my ass is not driving around town from redbox to redbox"

That's why you go online and find the ones close to you and look to see what they have before you leave.

El Padrino said...

it's not blockbusters
but either way i just get them mailed to my house like netflix

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