Monday, May 12, 2008

Drunken Stream Of Conciousness

I was gonna make this post about fantasy baseball, but I changed my mind. Here goes.



I talked to my Mom on the phone for a long time tonight.

My grandma's husband is an asshole. I'll even publish that fucker's name. Aubrey Dickmann, you're a fucking loser. Fucking queer yelled at her for breaking a chair when she fell. Did you help? No, of course not. Douche.

Fuck the Brewers.

Fuck my FMLB team.

I can't wait to get my controller for my NES discs.

I'm gonna start taking my lunch to work. We'll see how that goes.

I like Little Miss Sunshine. I think its a great movie.

I bought Boiler Room for 5 bucks at Target this weekend.

I'm an alcoholic. I came to terms with that in 2005.

Zeke, you should get a controller too. Then, we should join an online Tecmo League so I can kick your ass up and down the virtual gridiron.

Delux can't talk shit on the interwebs in spite of having a job where computer skills are a must. He thinks its stupid to go on the computer as much as we do outside of our professional lives. I say bullshit. I think he needs to come to terms with, and realize the use of the www. (Yes, I know you're reading this. Why else would I call you out?)

I love this place. If I'm around a computer, LoV is open.

Does anybody else miss hanging around with their friends all the time? I miss my friends.

I also like Kenny vs Spenny. That's a quality TV program.

I wish I had Guy Fieri's gig. Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives makes me really jealous. I now want a corndog & deep-fried pickle slices.

I would like to be thinner.

The Patriot is a decent movie.

I really don't have anything else. I'm pretty hammered.

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NYC is the greatest said...

"Remember 24-10?"

No, I'm not a Brewers fan.

NYC is the greatest said...

"I'm gonna start taking my lunch to work. We'll see how that goes."

Do it. You'll save money.


"I like Little Miss Sunshine. I think its a great movie."

Yessir.


"Does anybody else miss hanging around with their friends all the time? I miss my friends."

Yes, growing up sucks. NS

NYC is the greatest said...

My picture isn't in regard to the city, but the chick from Flavor of Love.

NYC is the greatest said...

Aubrey Dickmann is a funny name.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I think it is time for sleep.

H said...

monday

H said...

no one's here

blue said...

"I now want a corndog & deep-fried pickle slices.

I would like to be thinner."


make up your mind, you can't have both.

El Padrino said...

dives, drive-ins and dives is a favorite show of mine

El Padrino said...

deke

Aubrey Dickmann.

Dead or alive?

El Padrino said...

keef loves nyc

it's no lie

blue said...

he also likes sergio's tight pants

tem said...

so what's this trade stuff?

deke, good drunken post.

tem said...

i changed my mind, celts won't sweep.

tem said...

going out of town on a friday is nice, 3 day weekend.

coming back to the office sucks.

TPS is waiting with a bat.

tem said...

wall already?

muck fondays.

blue said...

out of town is only nice if you don't have to go to Akron

tem said...

Diggstown was a great movie.

I always forget about it, but it is in my top 5 for sure.

If I ever see it on, I always watch it.

tem said...

LeBron is from Akron.

blue said...

tem would RE on Diggstown?

blue said...

so tem's top 5 movie list includes Grease 2 and Diggstown

blue said...

got it

tem said...

grease 2 is top 10, not top 5.

tem said...

The Fox and The Hound is also top 10.

El Padrino said...

me and keef traded:

i get Jered Weaver and Kazmir

he gets Clay Bucholz and Volquez


discuss if you wish, tem approve as soon as discussion is over....
shouldnt be a problem

tem said...

looks fine to me.

i assume it is fine with keith and el pad.

give me two more OKs and i'll OK it.

if someone said it was ok in last post just let me know and i will go look at it.

blue said...

OK by me

tem said...

if meiz OKs it that would have counted as two.

tem said...

power rankings?

El Padrino said...

meiz was pissed at the shutout

El Padrino said...

and i play meiz again
hopefully i'll get the same result

blue said...

i'm about finished with the rankings

blue said...

rankings are up

El Padrino said...

delouche

excellent

El Padrino said...

but yeah Youk was out of his mind last week

El Padrino said...

i'd still trade him today with no remorse

El Padrino said...

Mark Jackson was porked.

El Padrino said...

Donnie Walsh is already a douche and I don't know why Dolan still gets input.

El Padrino said...

I want Dolan to die. In fact I'm putting him #2 right behind Carrot op, he has catapulted Roger Clemens.

blue said...

D'Antoni is an interesting hire, but I dont' think he fits.


Jimmy Dolan just wanted a big name

Tyler said...

The slapper on the FMLB main page is highly entertaining.

tem said...

is it getting better?

tem said...

furry balls is consistent in the PR.

Tyler said...

RE: Midseason League

There are 37 hitting categories and 48 pitching categories. I tried to check all of them and Yahoo says you can only check 15 from each position (so 15 hitting, 15 pitching).

I think this will require a discussion.

blue said...

yahoo! sucks

El Padrino said...

this is going to be wild

Tyler said...

I currently have it set like this:

HITTING:
runs
hits
singles
doubles
triples
home runs
RBI
stolen bases
walks
strikeouts
total bases
errors
AVG
OBS
Extra Base Hits

PITCHING:
Pitching Appearances
Games Started
Wins
Losses
Shutouts
Complete Games
Saves
Strikeouts
ERA
WHIP
Pitch Count
Pickoffs
Relief Appearances
No HItters
Blown Saves

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers will have 50+ free throw attempts in game 5

Tyler said...

10 Utility Spots.
7 Pitching Spots.
8 Bench Spots.
2 DL Spots.

Tyler said...

League ID: 299388
Password: beatlessuck

blue said...

no hitters is hilarity

Tyler said...

5 adds/week
Draft day/time is Sunday June 8th @ 10:00am PDT

tem said...

is it the more blown saves the better?

Spaceman Spiff said...

howie kendrick wears panties

tem said...

hilarity:

Pitch Count
Pickoffs
Relief Appearances

tem said...

can you make sacrifices one for hitting?

tem said...

HUNGRY

Tyler said...

"can you make sacrifices one for hitting?"

There are two sacrifice categories:
Sacrifice Hits
Sacrifice Flys

We would have to get rid of category to add one.

Tyler said...

I did not see walks for pitchers when I was checking off categories. That might be a good one. They also have Wild Pitches, Intentional Walks, Hit Batters, and Balks. All things to think about.

NYC is the greatest said...

"I think this will require a discussion."

Pick all obscure shit. No SB's or avg, OPS,etc...

Tyler said...

"Pick all obscure shit. No SB's or avg, OPS,etc..."

Like Catcher Interference? Cuz that's a category I can check.

El Padrino said...

Please advise on a EST time.

Regards.

Tyler said...

Hitting for the Cycle

Tyler said...

They have a lot of fielding categories too:
Double Plays Turned
Outfield Assists
Fielding %
Putouts
Assists

JFreak said...

get rid of home runs and add fielding percentage.

NYC is the greatest said...

"Please advise on a EST time.

Regards."

Seriously? You don't know that there's 3 hours difference between coasts?

Tyler said...

If Beth is available on waivers, pick her up, she racks up the putouts.

Tyler said...

HI-OH!!

El Padrino said...

Obscure yes, Ridiculous no.

The categories have to be stuff that actually happens.

Dusty Baker batted David Ross out of order last night, then scratched his head and looked confused. It was entertaining. Umps took 12 min to clear away the confusion.

Tyler said...

10am PDT = 1pm EST

El Padrino said...

"Seriously? You don't know that there's 3 hours difference between coasts?"

Of course I do. I was joking, along the lines of East Coast bias type war of words.

blue said...

I like Walks for pitchers as a category instead of one of the appearance categories...probably don't need 2 appearances.

El Padrino said...

freak cubs haven't made the playoffs in consecutive years since 1908, that's 100 years of never making the playoffs back to back....

Guillen is right. What a bunch of losers.

El Padrino said...

wait, are there any negative categories

like -1 point if a batter ko's?

NYC is the greatest said...

The shark should have stuck it's hand up

Tyler said...

Ok, got rid of Games Started and Relief Appearances and added Holds and Walks. Pitching Appearances remains.

El Padrino said...

"I'mGladI'mNotFromNYC"

Ass.

NYC is the greatest said...

"Of course I do. I was joking, along the lines of East Coast bias type war of words."

Oh. IDSWYDT

Tyler said...

"wait, are there any negative categories"

Yeah, so whoever has the least amount of strikeouts wins. We had technicals for FNBA one year and it was like that.

JFreak said...

7 with 17 to go.

orsomethinglikethat.

NYC is the greatest said...

"Ass."

Hilarity

JFreak said...

Is there a way to have unearned runs as a category?

El Padrino said...

100 years

orseomthinglikethat

Tyler said...

Unearned Runs is not a category.

Quality Starts is; however that is determined.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke

Aubrey Dickmann.

Dead or alive?"


Kill away. He's already on oxygen.

NYC is the greatest said...

Quality start is a good category. I'll just make sure to get all Mets starting pitchers

blue said...

is Quality Starts a negative category?

blue said...

do they have a "foul balls" category for hitters

El Padrino said...

btw my pic is Jasper Newton Daniel

El Padrino said...

"Kill away. He's already on oxygen."

Then this will be easy.

Tyler said...

Here's the complete list, it's really long. An "x" next to the category means it's currently selected. So if you want to add something, we have to get rid of something.

Batters
Games Played
Games Started
At Bats
xRuns
xHits
xSingles
xDoubles
xTriples
xHome Runs
xRuns Batted In
Sacrifice Hits
Sacrifice Flys
xStolen Bases
Caught Stealing
xWalks
Intentional Walks
Hit By Pitch
xStrikeouts
Ground Into Double Play
xTotal Bases
Putouts
Assists
xErrors
Fielding Percentage
Batting Average
On-base Percentage
Slugging Percentage
xOn-base + Slugging Percentage
xExtra Base Hits
Net Stolen Bases
Stolen Base Percentage
Hitting for the Cycle
Plate Appearances
Grand Slam Home Runs
Outfield Assists
Double Plays Turned
Catcher Interference

Pitchers
xPitching Appearances
Games Started
Innings Pitched
xWins
xLosses
xComplete Games
xShutouts
xSaves
Outs
Hits
Total Batters Faced
Runs
Earned Runs
Home Runs
xWalks
Intentional Walks
Hit Batters
xStrikeouts
Wild Pitches
Balks
Stolen Bases Allowed
Batters Grounded Into Double Plays
Save Chances
xHolds
Total Bases Allowed
xEarned Run Average
x(Walks + Hits)/ Innings Pitched
Strikeouts per Walk Ratio
Strikeouts per Nine Innings
xPitch Count
Singles Allowed
Doubles Allowed
Triples Allowed
Relief Wins
Relief Losses
xPickoffs
Relief Appearances
On-base Percentage Against
Winning Percentage
Hits Per Nine Innings
Walks Per Nine Innings
xNo Hitters
Perfect Games
Save Percentage
Inherited Runners Scored
Quality Starts
xBlown Saves
Net Saves

blue said...

I like wild pitches

NYC is the greatest said...

I like wild bitches


*fixed

El Padrino said...

is there a way to post that where we can list our own (or check our own) and treat that as a voting process?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP you can onviously post the 15 you want for each, as in post it here, lik eyou posted that question, if tyler cares, he;ll count

Spaceman Spiff said...

*obviously

Tyler said...

Someone invite me to Lordz of Fantasy and give me admin access and I'll set up a poll there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"is there a way to post that where we can list our own (or check our own) and treat that as a voting process?"

Not a bad idea

Tyler said...

Oh, wait, that may not work. Even with multiple answers it would take awhile to do.

Tyler said...

Start your comment with "These are my FMLB category picks" and then list them so I can do an easy find later today. I've got work to get to.

NYC is the greatest said...

OK, when I have mine, I'll say "These are my FMLB category picks"

NYC is the greatest said...

And then when blue has his, he'll say "These are my FMLB category picks"

JFreak said...

collection of dirty bruce bowen plays

NYC is the greatest said...

Then when tem has his, he'll say "These are my FMLB category picks, asshole"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm too lazy

NYC is the greatest said...

Then when EP has his, he'll say "Yo, I'm from NYC. Tthese are my FMLB category picks. Fuhgetaboutit"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue thinks he has jokes.

El Padrino said...

So does keef

Tyler said...

"I'm too lazy"

I knew this was going to happen.

blue said...

i don't give a shit about categories

tem said...

Add:

Ground Into Double Play
Caught Stealing
Assists

Inherited Runners Scored

take away normal stuff like HRs, OPS, wins, etc.

tem said...

and actually i don't care what gets added.

i am autodrafting and then letting it roll.

tem said...

why would i say asshole?

JFreak said...

I thought the point was to include the less known categories.

get rid of stuff like HRs, avg, wins, saves.

NYC is the greatest said...

"why would i say asshole?"

Because you're angry. I guess you would say "My FMLB category picks are on my blog if you want to see them"

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm with Tem & the kid.

tem said...

that sounds more like me.

tem said...

hey one more person needs to ok that keef/ el pad trade before i push it on through.

Spaceman Spiff said...

megan fox with only pasties on her boobs

very very nice

NSFW

Tyler said...

"hey one more person needs to ok that keef/ el pad trade before i push it on through."

okizzle my nizzle.

Spaceman Spiff said...

trade ok

El Padrino said...

spiff with an outstanding link

blue said...

so with meiz being shutout last week, would it be safe to say that he "took one on his chins"

blue said...

that was a fucking awesome link

blue said...

5

5 dollar

5 dollar footlong...at quiznos

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm pretty sure I'm starting to dislike Blue.

NYC is the greatest said...

Spiff gets member of the day

NYC is the greatest said...

Stupid fireworks

Steve said...

Megan Fox Topless

NSFW (but totally worth it).


And yes, i know it's been posted, but Mega Fox wet and topless is worth a double post.

Spaceman Spiff said...

not only was it posted, it was just posted

Tyler said...

Thanks SteveFost.

Steve said...

"not only was it posted, it was just posted"

i repeat:

...Mega Fox wet and topless is worth a double post.

hell, i somebody wants to post it again...feel free.

JFreak said...

Steve did link to more pictures.

But still a cumfast.

tem said...

"5 dollar footlong...at quiznos"

only on like 4 of their subs.

their 4 shittiest ones.

tem said...

you know what, i wish there was a link to some megan fox nsfw shots.

tem said...

when is smoltz coming back?

tem said...

we just hired someone named megan fox.

it was very disappointing to meet her.

she has rounded teeth is 5'5" and about 295.

tem said...

and not 295lbs and not 295kilos.

she is 295 stones.

tem said...

i think i weight like 12 stones or something like that.

i don't know much about stones.

tem said...

i guess everyone is gone.

time to dominate.

tem said...

tomorrow i might post the 10 hottest chicks of country music.

or at least 10 chicks i would wreck.

tem said...

i might make tomorrow's post about a 40 rev scroller.

tem said...

then next week i will type one word.

tem said...

you know, to balance it out.

tem said...

what's the chances the new transformers is rated R and has some titty shots of megan fox?

Spaceman Spiff said...

defense

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Slow day.

tem said...

i say 0

tem said...

damn, double block.

El Padrino said...

angels stadium had 745 health code violations last year

tops in majors

least was Colorado with only 19

blue said...

don't worry meiz, the chin name will go away once I think of something better

tem said...

"least was Colorado with only 19"

its because of the thin air.

blue said...

plus you would really hate me, i'm one of those people at the UPS store

El Padrino said...

Emil Brown with 33 Ribs is impressive

El Padrino said...

killer earthquake in China

Beth said...

"when is smoltz coming back?"

Probably at the end of the month, but as a closer.

NYC is the greatest said...

On this day in 1977...

The Los Angeles Rams signed the aging New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath to a free-agent contract.

And I turned 8 days old.

El Padrino said...

7.9 on the Mike Richter scale

tem said...

"Probably at the end of the month, but as a closer."

like kyra sedwick?

tem said...

but only a 2.2 on the andy ricter scale.

Spaceman Spiff said...

matt harpring is a fag

El Padrino said...

News and notes:

"Cubs interested in Edmonds"
-No word on allowing a seeing eye dog at the plate to help him see pitches better.

"Manny: I'm best Boston leftfielder ever"
-Jacoby Ellsbury was seen laughing in the background.

"The Red Sox are still talking with the Rockies about a deal for reliever Julian Tavarez."
- *blank stare*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"angels stadium had 745 health code violations last year"

after night games, angels didnt have the crew clean up the stadium, they leave all the trash in the aisles, etc and have a crew clean it up the next day. they probly changed that this year. artie probly was easy on the mexicans and didnt make them work late but with all those violations he's probly cracking the whip now

NYC is the greatest said...

El Pagammons

Spaceman Spiff said...

i never want to see the guy on WWL main page in HD, ever

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef is destroying me in fmlb so far, his team avg. is redonk

tem said...

after 1 at bat?

Steve said...

Women Are Nuts!

tem said...

if the chinese invite the Dalai Lama to the olympics and he shows won't they just kidnap him and make him stay in some sort of prison?

NYC is the greatest said...

At least I don't have to play mize for the 3rd week in a row.

tem said...

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.

NYC is the greatest said...

Big hitter, the Lama

NYC is the greatest said...

WFT is going on at FU?

NYC is the greatest said...

Did the Great *Wall of China survive the quake?

tem said...

yes

tem said...

ib. ybz.

NYC is the greatest said...

"i never want to see the guy on WWL main page in HD, ever"

Fireworks are evil.

NYC is the greatest said...

What is ib. ybz.

tem said...

same thing it was last you axed.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm bored. You're boring Zoidberg

NYC is the greatest said...

OIC

NYC is the greatest said...

If I had seen the answer the first time I axed, I wouldn't have axed again.

NYC is the greatest said...

I went to have some cereal for breakfast this morning, so I poured a bowl full then went to the fridge and there were about 7 drops of milk left in the carton. I hate that. The fm will get a talking to later.

El Padrino said...

captain america shiled in IRONMAN

El Padrino said...

"7 drops of milk left in the carton"

she was just making sure tjw didn't show up

JFreak said...

"same thing it was last you axed."

you didn't answer it the last time he asked.

NYC is the greatest said...

"you didn't answer it the last time he asked."

This is true. But it is the same thing as then.

NYC is the greatest said...

"she was just making sure tjw didn't show up"

I can respect that.

El Padrino said...

Incredible Hulk trailer is boss

El Padrino said...

Eric Bana must feel slighted

tem said...

"you didn't answer it the last time he asked."

yes i did.

tem said...

Keith S said...
WFT is ib. ybz.

May 9, 2008 6:53 PM


Keith S said...
I got the package last night, tem. Nice work.

May 9, 2008 6:54 PM


tem said...
i'm bored. you're boring zoidberg.

May 9, 2008 6:54 PM

tem said...

eric bana should be mad.

JFreak said...

How would I know that was the answer to the question?

El Padrino said...

that Bourne game for xbox looks phat

tem said...

capt america and ironman were hooking up in gay relations and he left his shield there?

wow.

tem said...

"How would I know that was the answer to the question?"

because

blue said...

phuck

tem said...

i bought gtaiv for xbox 360.

so far it is fun.

not enough banging chicks though.

NYC is the greatest said...

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