A couple of names that we have already make sense. Iam for instance I think is a clever horse name. El Padrino is a great name too I think. For the rest of you here it goes.
*If I missed anyone sorry*(S)
If Rev were a racehorse he'd be "Signed By Liberty".
If Tem were a racehorse he'd be "Plowing Angry".
If Beth were a racehorse she'd be "Flirtatious".
If Deke were a racehorse he'd be "Despising".
If Zeke were a racehorse he'd be "Hibachi".
If Blue were a racehorse he'd be "Blue Cheesy"
If H were a racehorse he'd be "Bald Zeppelin".
If T were a racehorse he'd be "Freeway".
If TP were a racehorse he'd be "Old Yeller".
If Kod were a racehorse he'd be "Catching Cherokee".
If Keef were a racehorse he'd be "Acidic".
If Freak were a racehorse he'd be "Dr. Indy Young".
If Spiff were a racehorse he'd be "Hawaii Vegas".
If WC were a racehorse he'd be "Chief Executive".
If Jug were a racehorse he'd be "Brilliance".
If EBTNX were a racehorse he'd be "Dead 2 Rights".
If Stiggy were a racehorse she'd be "Kidnapped".
If the Eracist were a racehorse it'd be "White Out".
If Weazy were a racehorse he'd/she'd be "JP Weasel".
I think Rajon Rondo stinks. I also think Swheed has mastered the homeless man look.
But serious what does Rip Hamilton's face look like and how come Nike hasn't offered to make a Dri-Fit Hannibal mask?
I don't want to talk about baseball right now. Maybe Tuesday.
I swear the shit people wear to work. I mean I understand it's business casual but that doesn't mean you can wear a polo shirt with the Tazmanian devil on it. Fucking moron. Your a man dammit. Act like one.Memorial day weekend. Beer, BBQ, Baseball, repeat. Whoever is working on Monday works for the Taliban.
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meant smells like
i hate rip hamilton...but i hate the celtics more
"I don't want to talk about baseball right now. Maybe Tuesday."
Surprisingly, I DO want to talk about baseball right now. :-)
ran into a hot hitting team
complete beatdown
i've come to terms with it already
Bald Zepellin... I like it
What's even funnier than what people wear to work is what people wear to weddings. I went to one on Sunday and was disappointed that there wasn't a guy with a long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie; that guy always seems to be at every wedding I go to.
what's the countdown on Willie Randolph, EP?
Now, I have to get ready to go sit in traffic.
T's adopted the name
very nice
you missed rev
stiggy = kidnapped is hilarity.
casual fridays get out of control here...i blame the lack of solid rules
"what's the countdown on Willie Randolph, EP?"
still can't blame him
Beltran is playing like a player not being paid 18MM.
Reyes has hit a *wall.
Wright's underacheiving.
Castillo is playing like a rookie in the field.
And he hasn't got an 8th inning guy.
wow how could i miss rev
i will edit now
"still can't blame him"
true, but who's ALWAYS the first to go on an underachieving team? You can't ditch the $18MM center fielder or anyone else you mentioned really, so Willie will get the axe.
EP, with all the reasons (i.e. excuses) for the Mets beatdown, you forgot the obvious one.
The Braves are just a better team.
well yeah of course
i'd rather them wait til end of the season and bring back Bobby V
"The Braves are just a better team."
stop it, just stop it
they are hot right now
nothing more nothing less
rev is easy to miss, he is never here
It's so cute to see the denial there EP. :-)
But you keep on believing in your Mets EP, just like you did at the end of last season...
business casual is the devil.
beth is bringing the heat on this friday.
2 BJS are stomping the furry balls right now.
furry balls will rebound.
furry balls will come back, that's g'teed
Luckily Fridays here aren't business casual, they are pure casual, as in jeans. Business casual is so much tougher to figure out.
funny post.
"long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie" = hilarity.
..that sounds like my best friend's dad.
Beltran has never been worth that $. he had that good postseason and then got payyyyd. dumb.
"But you keep on believing in your Mets EP, just like you did at the end of last season..."
in regards to winning the division yes, but they were a better team then the braves, obviously, and in my mind still are
it's a long season
the mets couldn't beat the braves last year either.
Last Comic Standing was good last night.
A black dude had a hilarious tanning salon joke.
I laughed for quite some time.
and women get away with murder on causal days
muuuurrrrder
all our floors but mine does jeans today.
it is still business casual for me.
which here just means you don't have to wear your tie.
one chick from downstairs wears a skin tight harley davidson t-shirt on casual days.
she is 57 years old.
we can wear shorts on fridays, luckily the old ladies know better
i bet blue's boss would let him show up in just underwear.
because he is gay and wants to see blue's sack.
"and women get away with murder on causal days"
We deserve special privileges. :-)
first McDonald's commercial
Creepy clown.
"the mets couldn't beat the braves last year either."
I wanna say this aint true but i cant find head to head stats from 2007.
why is tem imagining my sack?
we rock jeans hurr. i'm also waiting for them to stop it cause of the boundary pushers.
Deadbeat will sometimes rock it out with the casual sports sweatshirt or some sort of Army t-shirt.
please.
please.
i'm imagining your boss staring at your sack.
which is worse.
chicks can't wear capris here no mo.
the announcement was met with much disgust from the 65 yr old lady who thought all pants were capris and thought it meant she had to wear dresses and/or long skirts every day.
that was a fun day.
i looked it up, they went 9-9 against the braves last year. but only won 2 of the series...they lost the first 4 series to the braves, then swept them and then won 2 out of 3 late in the season.
What's teej's horse name?
Or cummy's
cummy's would have to be "holier then now"
EP's would be "losing bet"...although that could be keith's name also
For the record, the Braves are 7-2 against the Mets this season. :-)
a couple of guys here wear j-shirts on friday, the giveaway ones from rockies games...it makes me laugh
teejers would be Mouth Spitter.
or Really a 10 Year Old Girl
j-shirt giveaway?
blue's would be "Almost Got It"
Bring your own disinfectant
I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level
TWJ would have to be "Anal Fissures"
j-shirt = jersey t-shirts
so like a tulo jersey that is a t-shirt, and very cheap.
i thought j shirt meant jean shirt and thought they only gave those out in FL.
no that's a jirt
i met some chick yesterday who was rocking a grady sizemore j-shirt.
i axed her about it and she had no clue who sizemore was.
jeez-a-lou.
was she fat? maybe she tought because she was fat she should have a shirt that had "SIZEMORE" on the back.
no she was tiny.
maybe she wished she was like 24 sizes more.
which is a lot of sizes, but whatever.
good rationale tem
christina Augilareireaseeara's is now an E-cup...talk about sizemore
i keep forgetting to look at pics of her rack.
what's wrong with me?
"what's wrong with me?"
was that one of those rhetorical questions
she'll probably breast feed that kid well into his teens so she can keep those puppies
the black guy's tanning joke was hilarity
4.19 a gallon in Brooklyn
I got home last night and fmk was watching that So You Think You Can Dance show. They had some street dancer on there, craziest shit I've ever seen.
This dude
"I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level"
I'd love to read this. (ns)
the only dancing show that gets watched at my house is 'dance off pants off'
Acidic was pretty good, ep
that kid aint human
yup yup
"I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level"
"I'd love to read this. (ns)"
I'm 80% sure I'm getting this today
only problem is i dont LOVE heineken like that
If I could squeeze a Beck's mini keg in there ....but it says only for use with Heine, which i find odd
youtube black guy joke.
I'm interested in knowing why these men are shirtless
I think Becks & Heineken have different taps, so you probably would just need to buy the Becks tap to connect to the beer line.
"This dude"
idiot director. for such a visual competition it's silly to keep showing shots of the judges.
the dance was sick.
"I think Becks & Heineken have different taps, so you probably would just need to buy the Becks tap to connect to the beer line."
But if the Heine tap is already connected on it it might be hard to remove it
dancing dude was cool.
he must be like quintuple jointed.
dancing dude almost made tem want to watch that show.
Reggie Miller wearing Paisley and pouring vodka down some ho's throat
Yeah, I'm not sure how it's connected in that. If there's a beer line and CO2 line, you just disconnect each of those and re-connect them to the Becks tap. But that device might be different, they need to show a view of the inside of it.
playing a show tomorrow night if anyone is in the RI area...
"dancing dude almost made tem want to watch that show."
Don't do it. Most of the dudes are homos. But there are a few hot chicks on there.
casual fridays here are redonk. half the kids come in wearing their PJs or all thugged out...
"playing a show tomorrow night if anyone is in the RI area..."
Will you play Holy Diver?
Black guy tanning salon joke
fucking commercials
bald zeppelin is genius
Stop it
blue's would be "Almost Got It" = hilarityness.
hundo
maybe?
is the show in Quahog?
worthless premie z
Nice post EP...good stuff!
Blue...you should interview for the Suns job.
i feel like slapping beth
How was the run, jug?
You took it easy on everyone, I assume?
"i feel like slapping beth"
Get in line.
wft is Kevin Johnson (Suns) up to?
It was a lot of fun...good weekend, constant buzz.
Kevin Maurice Johnson (born March 4, 1966) is a retired American basketball point guard who played for the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers and the Phoenix Suns. He is currently running for mayor in his hometown of Sacramento, California.
Mayor of Sacramento or something
There was some fast Kenyans out there, that is for sure.
negative on Holy Diver. Maybe the Killswitch version, but definitely not Dio
Mo Johnson
I watched the Idol final last night on DVR...when they bring out older singers like Bryan Adams and George Michael they need to not do any close ups of them.
"negative on Holy Diver. Maybe the Killswitch version, but definitely not Dio"
Oh well. I would have gone, too.
Bryan Adams was the catcher on his HS dart team.
Seriously, he looked rough, and he had a Strahan like gap in his teeth.
"when they bring out older singers like Bryan Adams and George Michael they need to not do any close ups of them"
HD kills those guys...and donna summer as well
They also don't need to sing any of their new shit...no one wants to hear that stuff.
dont have casual fridays here every week, have 'jeans friday' once in a while. doesnt matter to me because i can wear anything i want, but some chick here must love it, she wears jeans and a matching denim jacket every time
George Michael song seemed like it was about 10 minutes long
I think it was, it was 5 minutes for me and I fast forwarded through the whole thing.
the george michael song was an old song, he just sang it differently than how it was recorded.
"Knicks trade Zach Randolph to Bucks for Bobby Simmons and Desmond Mason"
65% chance this is happening deke
just an FYI
"the george michael song was an old song, he just sang it differently than how it was recorded."
was paula adbul gyrating and swaying side to side?
I think she was standing and swaying
ns
I knew who won before I watched it, but my DVR cut off when Seacrest said: "...and the winner IS"
American Idol is over?
awesome.
vote early and often
half the office is out today
country duet idol is still on.
they have some married couple on it and the wife on that is hot as fuck.
she acts all nice and sweet too, but you just get the feeling that she is really a bitch.
maybe that is just the spite talking.
"I knew who won before I watched it, but my DVR cut off when Seacrest said: "...and the winner IS"
I swear fox planned it that way. They know how to time a live show, it's not like they've never done it before.
Every AI runs over by a couple minutes.
TMAIT
Fucking TPS bullshit.
fox does plan it like that, they want people to watch when it airs, higher ratings number even though they dont need it.
my dvr cut off right after 'cook!'
my dvr always misses the first joke of 2 and a half men.
i have never tried to dvr idol, but if it did i'd shoot myself.
"my dvr always misses the first joke of 2 and a half men."
that show has jokes?
Maybe you should DVR Idol so you can go in the spare room to put on the bed skirt.
I'd like to rename Beth's horse.
"Slump Buster"
Kill me
I figured mize's horse would be Big Brown, so it could incorporate both the shits and UPS.
good one deke
Mets song is hilarity
they probably fucked each other after that
fucking homos
El Padrocker
High of 69° today. Fantastic.
"I'd like to rename Beth's horse.
Slump Buster"
Do you really want to start this Meiz?
yes he does
retaliate
"What's even funnier than what people wear to work is what people wear to weddings. I went to one on Sunday and was disappointed that there wasn't a guy with a long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie; that guy always seems to be at every wedding I go to."
What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite.
I like the guys at the weddings who wear the retro Brewers jerseys.
"What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite."
Yesterday was professional dress, and I saw at least a dozen guys with the short sleeve shirt. Cracks me up.
"Do you really want to start this Meiz?"
Oh come on. It was funny and you know it.
Better names for Meiz as a horse than "despising" (and yes I realize some are a bit long):
- This is my human weight too
- No reason to live
- I wish the jockey was imaginary like my girlfriend
"Oh come on. It was funny and you know it"
So are the above. :-)
ha
EP
What's going on w/ LoS?
"What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite."
we talked about this in the office yesterday. short sleeves and a tie just looks goofy as hell.
Our CFO's take on the short sleeve dress shirts..."if God had wanted you to wear short sleeves, he'd have made your arms shorter"
Larry Craig bobbleheads.
Hilarious.
"EP
What's going on w/ LoS?"
disaster, no time, not sfw
i dont know what i was thinking
"4.19 a gallon in Brooklyn"
Same here
bud-wise-er selling out to a european company?
it could happen
oil at 262$/barrell?
it could happen
"i dont know what i was thinking"
TWEFMTS
""Knicks trade Zach Randolph to Bucks for Bobby Simmons and Desmond Mason"
65% chance this is happening deke
just an FYI"
I couldn't care less at this point.
rev posted Lion nuts
hilarious
Wall? Really?
"Maybe you should DVR Idol so you can go in the spare room to put on the bed skirt."
i already put that thing on.
the room looks a lot better now.
"No reason to live"
hey now, this is my horses name.
I guess I'll put up part 2 of the Temducation.
""i dont know what i was thinking"
TWEFMTS"
not cool.
but hilarity.
"I guess I'll put up part 2 of the Temducation"
take it easy, today has been rough, can't learn too much.
i've caught up, you can bring the wall down.
Everyday is a jeans day at my work. Friday is t-shirt day, but sometimes you can get away with that during the week if your boss is out. It's normally just a polo or a button-up, jeans and some nice shoes.
addicted to porn?
my dress shirt is really fucked up today. the collar is doing wierd shit.
addicted to porn link is really for someone who is dating or married.
4 or 5 of the 7 comments only are applicable to people who are married or dating.
the lady who had no brain waves for 17 hours was from WV.
of course.
hell tem goes weeks without having a brain wave.
"addicted to porn?"
yes
super wall.
ib. ybz.
Deniro and Pacino's new movie
looks good
the girl in that is from Sin City, the naked one (Marv's probation officer)
shewassmokin
Does Tem know classic Beasties stuff?
NO
SLEEP
TIL
BROOOOKLYN
Obviously
this place is done
tps is dead, i shived it
i hate it when it's windy
i hate wind
smack it
flip it
rub it down
OH NO!!
Fave old Beasties is Brass Monkey
I take that back. It's Paul Revere
On this day in 1979...
Dutch star Johan Cruyff signed a then unheard-of-two-year, $1.4 million contract with the North American Soccer League's Los Angeles Aztecs.
I've tried this once, gonna give it another go, probably this weekend
the first time i severley burned it
i faield to realize that when they say 1 minute they mean 1 fucking minute
Grilled pizza looks fantastic
i wish i had a "summer house" to open up this weekend
newer?
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