Friday, May 23, 2008

Down the stretch

If we were race horses........

A couple of names that we have already make sense. Iam for instance I think is a clever horse name. El Padrino is a great name too I think. For the rest of you here it goes.

*If I missed anyone sorry*(S)

If Rev were a racehorse he'd be "Signed By Liberty".
If Tem were a racehorse he'd be "Plowing Angry".
If Beth were a racehorse she'd be "Flirtatious".
If Deke were a racehorse he'd be "Despising".
If Zeke were a racehorse he'd be "Hibachi".
If Blue were a racehorse he'd be "Blue Cheesy"
If H were a racehorse he'd be "Bald Zeppelin".
If T were a racehorse he'd be "Freeway".
If TP were a racehorse he'd be "Old Yeller".
If Kod were a racehorse he'd be "Catching Cherokee".
If Keef were a racehorse he'd be "Acidic".
If Freak were a racehorse he'd be "Dr. Indy Young".
If Spiff were a racehorse he'd be "Hawaii Vegas".
If WC were a racehorse he'd be "Chief Executive".
If Jug were a racehorse he'd be "Brilliance".
If EBTNX were a racehorse he'd be "Dead 2 Rights".
If Stiggy were a racehorse she'd be "Kidnapped".
If the Eracist were a racehorse it'd be "White Out".
If Weazy were a racehorse he'd/she'd be "JP Weasel".

I think Rajon Rondo stinks. I also think Swheed has mastered the homeless man look.

But serious what does Rip Hamilton's face look like and how come Nike hasn't offered to make a Dri-Fit Hannibal mask?

I don't want to talk about baseball right now. Maybe Tuesday.

I swear the shit people wear to work. I mean I understand it's business casual but that doesn't mean you can wear a polo shirt with the Tazmanian devil on it. Fucking moron. Your a man dammit. Act like one.

Memorial day weekend. Beer, BBQ, Baseball, repeat. Whoever is working on Monday works for the Taliban.

862 comments:

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El Padrino said...

"But serious what does Rip Hamilton's face look like "

meant smells like

blue said...

i hate rip hamilton...but i hate the celtics more

Beth said...

"I don't want to talk about baseball right now. Maybe Tuesday."

Surprisingly, I DO want to talk about baseball right now. :-)

El Padrino said...

ran into a hot hitting team

complete beatdown
i've come to terms with it already

H said...

Bald Zepellin... I like it

Freeway said...

What's even funnier than what people wear to work is what people wear to weddings. I went to one on Sunday and was disappointed that there wasn't a guy with a long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie; that guy always seems to be at every wedding I go to.

H said...

what's the countdown on Willie Randolph, EP?

Freeway said...

Now, I have to get ready to go sit in traffic.

El Padrino said...

T's adopted the name

very nice

tem said...

you missed rev

tem said...

stiggy = kidnapped is hilarity.

blue said...

casual fridays get out of control here...i blame the lack of solid rules

El Padrino said...

"what's the countdown on Willie Randolph, EP?"

still can't blame him

Beltran is playing like a player not being paid 18MM.

Reyes has hit a *wall.

Wright's underacheiving.

Castillo is playing like a rookie in the field.

And he hasn't got an 8th inning guy.

El Padrino said...

wow how could i miss rev
i will edit now

H said...

"still can't blame him"

true, but who's ALWAYS the first to go on an underachieving team? You can't ditch the $18MM center fielder or anyone else you mentioned really, so Willie will get the axe.

Beth said...

EP, with all the reasons (i.e. excuses) for the Mets beatdown, you forgot the obvious one.

The Braves are just a better team.

El Padrino said...

well yeah of course
i'd rather them wait til end of the season and bring back Bobby V

El Padrino said...

"The Braves are just a better team."

stop it, just stop it
they are hot right now
nothing more nothing less

tem said...

rev is easy to miss, he is never here

Beth said...

It's so cute to see the denial there EP. :-)

Beth said...

But you keep on believing in your Mets EP, just like you did at the end of last season...

tem said...

business casual is the devil.

tem said...

beth is bringing the heat on this friday.

tem said...

2 BJS are stomping the furry balls right now.

furry balls will rebound.

blue said...

furry balls will come back, that's g'teed

Beth said...

Luckily Fridays here aren't business casual, they are pure casual, as in jeans. Business casual is so much tougher to figure out.

iamPresidentCharley said...

funny post.

"long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie" = hilarity.

..that sounds like my best friend's dad.

iamPresidentCharley said...

Beltran has never been worth that $. he had that good postseason and then got payyyyd. dumb.

El Padrino said...

"But you keep on believing in your Mets EP, just like you did at the end of last season..."

in regards to winning the division yes, but they were a better team then the braves, obviously, and in my mind still are

blue said...

it's a long season

the mets couldn't beat the braves last year either.

JFreak said...

Last Comic Standing was good last night.

A black dude had a hilarious tanning salon joke.

I laughed for quite some time.

El Padrino said...

and women get away with murder on causal days

muuuurrrrder

tem said...

all our floors but mine does jeans today.

it is still business casual for me.

which here just means you don't have to wear your tie.

tem said...

one chick from downstairs wears a skin tight harley davidson t-shirt on casual days.

she is 57 years old.

blue said...

we can wear shorts on fridays, luckily the old ladies know better

tem said...

i bet blue's boss would let him show up in just underwear.

tem said...

because he is gay and wants to see blue's sack.

Beth said...

"and women get away with murder on causal days"

We deserve special privileges. :-)

JFreak said...

first McDonald's commercial

Creepy clown.

El Padrino said...

"the mets couldn't beat the braves last year either."

I wanna say this aint true but i cant find head to head stats from 2007.

blue said...

why is tem imagining my sack?

iamPresidentCharley said...

we rock jeans hurr. i'm also waiting for them to stop it cause of the boundary pushers.

Deadbeat will sometimes rock it out with the casual sports sweatshirt or some sort of Army t-shirt.

please.
please.

tem said...

i'm imagining your boss staring at your sack.

tem said...

which is worse.

tem said...

chicks can't wear capris here no mo.

the announcement was met with much disgust from the 65 yr old lady who thought all pants were capris and thought it meant she had to wear dresses and/or long skirts every day.

that was a fun day.

blue said...

i looked it up, they went 9-9 against the braves last year. but only won 2 of the series...they lost the first 4 series to the braves, then swept them and then won 2 out of 3 late in the season.

Keith S said...

What's teej's horse name?

Keith S said...

Or cummy's

Keith S said...

cummy's would have to be "holier then now"

blue said...

EP's would be "losing bet"...although that could be keith's name also

Beth said...

For the record, the Braves are 7-2 against the Mets this season. :-)

blue said...

a couple of guys here wear j-shirts on friday, the giveaway ones from rockies games...it makes me laugh

tem said...

teejers would be Mouth Spitter.

or Really a 10 Year Old Girl

tem said...

j-shirt giveaway?

Keith S said...

blue's would be "Almost Got It"

Keith S said...

Bring your own disinfectant

El Padrino said...

I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level

El Padrino said...

TWJ would have to be "Anal Fissures"

blue said...

j-shirt = jersey t-shirts

so like a tulo jersey that is a t-shirt, and very cheap.

tem said...

i thought j shirt meant jean shirt and thought they only gave those out in FL.

blue said...

no that's a jirt

tem said...

i met some chick yesterday who was rocking a grady sizemore j-shirt.

i axed her about it and she had no clue who sizemore was.

jeez-a-lou.

blue said...

was she fat? maybe she tought because she was fat she should have a shirt that had "SIZEMORE" on the back.

tem said...

no she was tiny.


maybe she wished she was like 24 sizes more.

which is a lot of sizes, but whatever.

El Padrino said...

good rationale tem

blue said...

christina Augilareireaseeara's is now an E-cup...talk about sizemore

tem said...

i keep forgetting to look at pics of her rack.

what's wrong with me?

blue said...

"what's wrong with me?"

was that one of those rhetorical questions

El Padrino said...

she'll probably breast feed that kid well into his teens so she can keep those puppies

El Padrino said...

the black guy's tanning joke was hilarity

El Padrino said...

4.19 a gallon in Brooklyn

Keith S said...

I got home last night and fmk was watching that So You Think You Can Dance show. They had some street dancer on there, craziest shit I've ever seen.

Keith S said...

This dude

Beth said...

"I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level"

I'd love to read this. (ns)

blue said...

the only dancing show that gets watched at my house is 'dance off pants off'

Keith S said...

Acidic was pretty good, ep

El Padrino said...

that kid aint human

El Padrino said...

yup yup

El Padrino said...

"I was going to be mean on some of the horses names but backed off...a mean version may be posted sometime this weekend depending on BAC level"

"I'd love to read this. (ns)"

I'm 80% sure I'm getting this today

El Padrino said...

only problem is i dont LOVE heineken like that

If I could squeeze a Beck's mini keg in there ....but it says only for use with Heine, which i find odd

tem said...

youtube black guy joke.

El Padrino said...

I'm interested in knowing why these men are shirtless

Keith S said...

I think Becks & Heineken have different taps, so you probably would just need to buy the Becks tap to connect to the beer line.

JFreak said...

"This dude"

idiot director. for such a visual competition it's silly to keep showing shots of the judges.

the dance was sick.

El Padrino said...

"I think Becks & Heineken have different taps, so you probably would just need to buy the Becks tap to connect to the beer line."

But if the Heine tap is already connected on it it might be hard to remove it

tem said...

dancing dude was cool.

he must be like quintuple jointed.

tem said...

dancing dude almost made tem want to watch that show.

El Padrino said...

Reggie Miller wearing Paisley and pouring vodka down some ho's throat

Keith S said...

Yeah, I'm not sure how it's connected in that. If there's a beer line and CO2 line, you just disconnect each of those and re-connect them to the Becks tap. But that device might be different, they need to show a view of the inside of it.

Bald Zeppelin said...

playing a show tomorrow night if anyone is in the RI area...

Keith S said...

"dancing dude almost made tem want to watch that show."

Don't do it. Most of the dudes are homos. But there are a few hot chicks on there.

Bald Zeppelin said...

casual fridays here are redonk. half the kids come in wearing their PJs or all thugged out...

Keith S said...

"playing a show tomorrow night if anyone is in the RI area..."

Will you play Holy Diver?

JFreak said...

Black guy tanning salon joke

blue said...

fucking commercials

El Padrino said...

bald zeppelin is genius

Keith S said...

Stop it

iamPresidentCharley said...

blue's would be "Almost Got It" = hilarityness.

iamPresidentCharley said...

hundo

iamPresidentCharley said...

maybe?

tem said...

is the show in Quahog?

iamPresidentCharley said...

worthless premie z

Jugdish said...

Nice post EP...good stuff!

Blue...you should interview for the Suns job.

iamPresidentCharley said...

i feel like slapping beth

Keith S said...

How was the run, jug?

Keith S said...

You took it easy on everyone, I assume?

Beth said...

"i feel like slapping beth"

Get in line.

iamPresidentCharley said...

wft is Kevin Johnson (Suns) up to?

Jugdish said...

It was a lot of fun...good weekend, constant buzz.

iamPresidentCharley said...

Kevin Maurice Johnson (born March 4, 1966) is a retired American basketball point guard who played for the NBA's Cleveland Cavaliers and the Phoenix Suns. He is currently running for mayor in his hometown of Sacramento, California.

Keith S said...

Mayor of Sacramento or something

Jugdish said...

There was some fast Kenyans out there, that is for sure.

Bald Zeppelin said...

negative on Holy Diver. Maybe the Killswitch version, but definitely not Dio

El Padrino said...

Mo Johnson

Jugdish said...

I watched the Idol final last night on DVR...when they bring out older singers like Bryan Adams and George Michael they need to not do any close ups of them.

Keith S said...

"negative on Holy Diver. Maybe the Killswitch version, but definitely not Dio"

Oh well. I would have gone, too.

Keith S said...

Bryan Adams was the catcher on his HS dart team.

Jugdish said...

Seriously, he looked rough, and he had a Strahan like gap in his teeth.

blue said...

"when they bring out older singers like Bryan Adams and George Michael they need to not do any close ups of them"

HD kills those guys...and donna summer as well

Jugdish said...

They also don't need to sing any of their new shit...no one wants to hear that stuff.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont have casual fridays here every week, have 'jeans friday' once in a while. doesnt matter to me because i can wear anything i want, but some chick here must love it, she wears jeans and a matching denim jacket every time

Keith S said...

George Michael song seemed like it was about 10 minutes long

Jugdish said...

I think it was, it was 5 minutes for me and I fast forwarded through the whole thing.

blue said...

the george michael song was an old song, he just sang it differently than how it was recorded.

El Padrino said...

"Knicks trade Zach Randolph to Bucks for Bobby Simmons and Desmond Mason"

65% chance this is happening deke
just an FYI

El Padrino said...

"the george michael song was an old song, he just sang it differently than how it was recorded."

was paula adbul gyrating and swaying side to side?

Keith S said...

I think she was standing and swaying


ns

Jugdish said...

I knew who won before I watched it, but my DVR cut off when Seacrest said: "...and the winner IS"

tem said...

American Idol is over?

awesome.

iamPresidentCharley said...


vote early and often

Spaceman Spiff said...

half the office is out today

tem said...

country duet idol is still on.

they have some married couple on it and the wife on that is hot as fuck.

she acts all nice and sweet too, but you just get the feeling that she is really a bitch.

maybe that is just the spite talking.

blue said...

"I knew who won before I watched it, but my DVR cut off when Seacrest said: "...and the winner IS"

I swear fox planned it that way. They know how to time a live show, it's not like they've never done it before.

Keith S said...

Every AI runs over by a couple minutes.

Keith S said...

TMAIT

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fucking TPS bullshit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fox does plan it like that, they want people to watch when it airs, higher ratings number even though they dont need it.

my dvr cut off right after 'cook!'

tem said...

my dvr always misses the first joke of 2 and a half men.

i have never tried to dvr idol, but if it did i'd shoot myself.

blue said...

"my dvr always misses the first joke of 2 and a half men."

that show has jokes?

Keith S said...

Maybe you should DVR Idol so you can go in the spare room to put on the bed skirt.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'd like to rename Beth's horse.

"Slump Buster"

El Padrino said...

Kill me

Keith S said...

I figured mize's horse would be Big Brown, so it could incorporate both the shits and UPS.

El Padrino said...

good one deke

Keith S said...

Mets song is hilarity

El Padrino said...

they probably fucked each other after that

fucking homos

Keith S said...

El Padrocker

Keith S said...

High of 69° today. Fantastic.

Beth said...

"I'd like to rename Beth's horse.
Slump Buster"

Do you really want to start this Meiz?

El Padrino said...

yes he does

retaliate

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What's even funnier than what people wear to work is what people wear to weddings. I went to one on Sunday and was disappointed that there wasn't a guy with a long-sleeved jean shirt and a Tweedy Bird tie; that guy always seems to be at every wedding I go to."


What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite.

Jugdish said...

I like the guys at the weddings who wear the retro Brewers jerseys.

Keith S said...

"What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite."

Yesterday was professional dress, and I saw at least a dozen guys with the short sleeve shirt. Cracks me up.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Do you really want to start this Meiz?"

Oh come on. It was funny and you know it.

Beth said...

Better names for Meiz as a horse than "despising" (and yes I realize some are a bit long):

- This is my human weight too
- No reason to live
- I wish the jockey was imaginary like my girlfriend

Beth said...

"Oh come on. It was funny and you know it"

So are the above. :-)

Keith S said...

ha

Keith S said...

EP
What's going on w/ LoS?

blue said...

"What about the guy(s) that wear the short-sleeved dress shirt with a tie? That's my personal favorite."

we talked about this in the office yesterday. short sleeves and a tie just looks goofy as hell.

blue said...

Our CFO's take on the short sleeve dress shirts..."if God had wanted you to wear short sleeves, he'd have made your arms shorter"

Beth said...

Larry Craig bobbleheads.

Hilarious.

El Padrino said...

"EP
What's going on w/ LoS?"

disaster, no time, not sfw
i dont know what i was thinking

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"4.19 a gallon in Brooklyn"

Same here

blue said...

bud-wise-er selling out to a european company?

it could happen

blue said...

oil at 262$/barrell?

it could happen

Keith S said...

"i dont know what i was thinking"

TWEFMTS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

""Knicks trade Zach Randolph to Bucks for Bobby Simmons and Desmond Mason"

65% chance this is happening deke
just an FYI"


I couldn't care less at this point.

El Padrino said...

rev posted Lion nuts

hilarious

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Wall? Really?

tem said...

"Maybe you should DVR Idol so you can go in the spare room to put on the bed skirt."

i already put that thing on.

the room looks a lot better now.

tem said...

"No reason to live"

hey now, this is my horses name.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I guess I'll put up part 2 of the Temducation.

tem said...

""i dont know what i was thinking"

TWEFMTS"

not cool.

tem said...

but hilarity.

tem said...

"I guess I'll put up part 2 of the Temducation"

take it easy, today has been rough, can't learn too much.

tem said...

i've caught up, you can bring the wall down.

Freeway said...

Everyday is a jeans day at my work. Friday is t-shirt day, but sometimes you can get away with that during the week if your boss is out. It's normally just a polo or a button-up, jeans and some nice shoes.

Jugdish said...

addicted to porn?

tem said...

my dress shirt is really fucked up today. the collar is doing wierd shit.

tem said...

addicted to porn link is really for someone who is dating or married.

4 or 5 of the 7 comments only are applicable to people who are married or dating.

tem said...

the lady who had no brain waves for 17 hours was from WV.

of course.


hell tem goes weeks without having a brain wave.

El Padrino said...

"addicted to porn?"

yes

tem said...

super wall.

ib. ybz.

El Padrino said...

Deniro and Pacino's new movie

El Padrino said...

looks good
the girl in that is from Sin City, the naked one (Marv's probation officer)

shewassmokin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Does Tem know classic Beasties stuff?

El Padrino said...

NO
SLEEP
TIL
BROOOOKLYN

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Obviously

El Padrino said...

this place is done

El Padrino said...

tps is dead, i shived it

El Padrino said...

i hate it when it's windy
i hate wind

El Padrino said...

smack it
flip it
rub it down

OH NO!!

Keith S said...

Fave old Beasties is Brass Monkey

Keith S said...

I take that back. It's Paul Revere

Keith S said...

On this day in 1979...

Dutch star Johan Cruyff signed a then unheard-of-two-year, $1.4 million contract with the North American Soccer League's Los Angeles Aztecs.

El Padrino said...

I've tried this once, gonna give it another go, probably this weekend

El Padrino said...

the first time i severley burned it
i faield to realize that when they say 1 minute they mean 1 fucking minute

Keith S said...

Grilled pizza looks fantastic

El Padrino said...

i wish i had a "summer house" to open up this weekend

El Padrino said...

newer?

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