Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark..

I started this intending to get it up early (twhs), yet morning TPS raged its ugly head. I will update this later.. maybe. Meeting time right now.





Hold your breath.

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Tyler said...

Bowled a 153 and a 162 in the first two games with the new ball last night Meiz.

El Padrino said...

church is concussed

Tyler said...

First game was a little brutal until I bowled a turkey in the middle and then caught a bad split in the 10th.

Tyler said...

"church is concussed"

Dammit.

Tyler said...

Good thing I have two more adds to use this week.

tem said...

at our bowling alley if you get 4 strikes in a row the animation is a pin riding a rhino shooting other pins.

El Padrino said...

bowling is underated

El Padrino said...

it smells in most bowling alleys though

tem said...

no smoking in bowling alleys here so now they smell ok enough.

El Padrino said...

bowling kilt lov

El Padrino said...

they smell like stale beer and foot

El Padrino said...

captain delux shit or get off the pot, i dont send trade offers for them to sit there

blue said...

was it a berkman trade?

blue said...

I think he got bombarded with so many trades yesterday he didn't know what to do

blue said...

OCP on deluxe

El Padrino said...

no it was legit
he said he'd take offers for Prince so i shot one over

El Padrino said...

oil $130 a barrel

giddy up

blue said...

is it $4/gallon in NYC yet?

El Padrino said...

"is it $4/gallon in NYC yet?"

$4.12 my nugga

blue said...

damn...fucking arabs

tem said...

its white people's fault.

damn crackers.

blue said...

there was some discussion last night about alternative fuel sources, specifically solar power.

there are a lot of people here who have put solar panels on their house. I know one guy who did it, the total cost was about $50K, but the energy company covered $30K of it and the government covered $10K. But, he doesn't pay a power bill anymore, he generates enough electricity that there are actually months where he gets a check from the power company because he's put more electricity back into the grid than what he used.

He's a limey british fuck, and when he was having it installed, the guys who were installing it, told him that probably 85% of the people who install the solar panels around colorado are european.

blue said...

something to spend your money on

blue said...

celebrities auctioning themselves off is becoming very popular.

blue said...

whores

El Padrino said...

indecent proposal

blue said...

fuck the bulls

blue said...

"D'Antoni lands the perfect weapon for his new team: a 6-10 point forward who knows how to think the game. D'Antoni played with Gallinari's father in the Italian League for eight years and knows how good the versatile Italian forward really is."


who? D'antonio is going to pick the kid of some dude he used to play with?

tem said...

my parents have a little solar panel too.

it probably cost my dad $1k to put in maybe less(he's an electrician and did it himself).

it cuts the power bills in at least half.

El Padrino said...

"cheers" cracks me up everytime i speak to them

El Padrino said...

solar power is all the rage

wind too

blue said...

we had solar panels on our house when I lived in CA in hikeschool. It was only to power the hot water heater or some shit though, I didn't pay attention.

tem said...

zeke slappers were good last night.

well entertaining for me.

blue said...

Indy gets superbowl XLVI

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Bowled a 153 and a 162 in the first two games with the new ball last night Meiz."


Does it hurt your hand? Feel awkward?

blue said...

TWSS

El Padrino said...

"Indy gets superbowl XLVI"

the circle will play a huge part in the festivities

JFreak said...

"Indy gets superbowl XLVI"

It is my mission to buy some tickets.

tem said...

good mission.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"It is my mission to buy some tickets."


My 1st suggestion is to get a job that pays at least 50k a year. Have fun.

blue said...

if you dont' have any bills, then you don't have to have a high paying job.

blue said...

The superbowl will never be in Denver

blue said...

Denver will never be in the superbowl


*fixed

blue said...

willie is feeling the pressure

El Padrino said...

i'm on the super bowl should only be in three places bus

miami
n'awlins
pick a place in Cali

El Padrino said...

remember when it was in detroit

omg that was hilarious
and jacksonville?

ahahahahhahahahahahaahaaa

blue said...

NFL might add a 17th game, and cut out a preseason game....i'm all for that.

El Padrino said...

hell yeah

tem said...

tampa is a good enough place for the superbowl.

blue said...

season ticket holders having to pay full regular season game price for pre-season games is ridiculous as well.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

More money for EP to lose

Keith S said...

WFT?

blue said...

nobody plays their starters in the 4th preseason game anyway, the coaches know who they're going to keep on the team. How often does it happen that some guy who they weren't planning on keeping, goes off in the 4th preseason game, and the coach goes "you know what, this guy has sucked for the last 6 weeks, but now that I see he can be awesome, lets add him to the 53 man roster"

El Padrino said...

"More money for EP to lose"

erroneous, i bet pre-season also

Keith S said...

Angels INF Chone Figgins (hamstring) worked out before Tuesday's game against the Blue Jays and could be activated from the 15-day DL Wednesday.


Good news, EP. Of course, you might lose Escobar for a few games

El Padrino said...

That parrot must have been jug's pet.

El Padrino said...

suite.

blue said...

el tardo was on the radio last night right before the celtics game. I was listening to ESPN radio and they were talking to some douche sounding dude, and it took me a minute to realize it was him...

blue said...

and el tardo kept using the proverbial "we" when referring to the celtics...loser

El Padrino said...

fucking guy
i can do his job in a minute

Keith S said...

Why aren't you?

blue said...

truth is, he's funnier when he doesn't have an editor that censors his bullshit

Keith S said...

And when he talks about something other than Boston.

blue said...

although he mentioned that because of the celtics and game 7 he bought a pack of cigarettes the other day for the first time in forever. He even said "i didn't even know how much they cost anymore"....doesn't he always "brag" about smoking like a chimney everytime he goes to vegas...does he steal those or what?

El Padrino said...

"Why aren't you?"

i meant that in a way that was to mean his job is easy

if that makes any sense

Keith S said...

mize
Your boy Hatton is fighting Saturday

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Your boy Hatton is fighting Saturday"


I know. I marked it on the calendar in March.

JFreak said...

"My 1st suggestion is to get a job that pays at least 50k a year. Have fun."

So Super Bowl tickets are 50,000 a piece? Man, that's expensive. It's surprising that anyone goes to those games.

tem said...

UFC fights this saturday.

Pretty good card.

tem said...

a 50K job wouldn't give you 50K cash.

Keith S said...

It would if you were a good gambler

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Tem is smrt

Keith S said...

"UFC fights this saturday.

Pretty good card."


Yeah. It' funny that Tito Ortiz is the 4th fight. He's such a fucking homo

blue said...

but his wife is a porn star

blue said...

or girlfriend, whatever the fuck she is

Keith S said...

"but his wife is a porn star"

That would be alright if she was still hot.

tem said...

this is his last UFC fight.

it will be a good fight. the UFC pres wants the other guy to destroy him, but tito wants to give a big fuck you to the UFC by winning.

tem said...

tito is going to one of the other ones, like Elite XC or something...

blue said...

mike tyson should fight MMA

Keith S said...

"it will be a good fight. the UFC pres wants the other guy to destroy him, but tito wants to give a big fuck you to the UFC by winning."

93% chance it's all an act.

Keith S said...

Tyson is busy making movies

Tyler said...

"Does it hurt your hand? Feel awkward?"

No, I have been practicing throwing like that with my other ball for the last couple of weeks, so it wasn't that weird.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I just wanna see Kimbo get into UFC and get destroyed.

Keith S said...

Maybe Kimbo can fight Lesnar and they can kill each other

tem said...

kimbo won't get destroyed for years.

elite xc won't have him fight anyone really good for a long time.

he draws a fucking crowd and losing would ruin that.

tem said...

lesnar is fighting some guy in UFC 87 or 89 in Kodtown. the guy he is fighting is in the MMA hall of fame and last fought in UFC 14 or something.

tem said...

UFC is an act just like boxing is.

Keith S said...

tem knows his UFC

Keith S said...

UFC is an act just like wrestling is.

*fixed

blue said...

i think a lot of boxing is fixed, i've thought that for a long time.

tem said...

tem has great knowledge about a few things.

calvin and hobbes
family guy
mma
grease 2

tem said...

then tem doesn't understand other things:

flour
engagements
microwaves

Keith S said...

*bed skirts

blue said...

the "doesn't understand" list is long

tem said...

lunch time...

HUNGRY

blue said...

I don't understand the allure of the infrared heaters inside of grills. I have no idea wft they are used for outside of rotisserie chickens.

tem said...

"the "doesn't understand" list is long"

indeed, i am dumb.

Keith S said...

tem doesn't understand how to be nice to the ugly friend so that he can get to know the hot friend

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"kimbo won't get destroyed for years.

elite xc won't have him fight anyone really good for a long time."

Exactly. That's why I want to see him in UFC.

El Padrino said...

i'd let kimbo fuck me up for 1MM

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i'd let kimbo fuck me up for 1MM"

Me too.

Keith S said...

I'm glad "up" was in there.

tem said...

lunch delayed.

anyone ever notice that on planes they tell you to put your seatbelt on now before they show you how to use them?

Keith S said...

Yeah those things are confusing

blue said...

tem hates flying

El Padrino said...

seatbelts are for sheep

tem said...

last time i flew they made me put mine on so i told them i couldn't because they hadn't done the safety lecture yet.

they were not amused.

Keith S said...

What if tem gets stuck in the last row of the plane, next to the stewardess compartment, and they are warming up meals in the microwave?

tem said...

i was in the last row, but the plane was small and probably did not have a microwave

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What if tem gets stuck in the last row of the plane, next to the stewardess compartment, and they are warming up meals in the microwave?"

That's an easy one.


Bedlam.

Keith S said...

Tem on a plane w/ a microwave

tem said...

now lunchtime. really.

i don't have that kind of accent from the video.

JFreak said...

Champions League final.

Exciting day.

Steve said...

damn, i'm bored.

JFreak said...

I'm President Charley!

JFreak said...

Earl Weaver is awesome

El Padrino said...

Quid Pro Quo & Choke

isiah thomas said...

This is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk

El Padrino said...

man i miss eminem

El Padrino said...

rip proof

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Eminem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

People with ugly hands give me the willies

Jugdish said...

What about chicks with man hands?

blue said...

old ladies have disgusting hands

El Padrino said...

my gramma's hands are angelic

blue said...

well of course, i was talking about old ladies that are not our grandmothers

El Padrino said...

you guys are boring
i will dance wikipedia until bidnesssssss picks up

El Padrino said...

stumbled upon this while dancing, kind of cool

El Padrino said...

"Rothstein, on his deathbed, refused to identify his killer answering police inquiries with "Me Mudder did it" ("My Mother did it")."

blue said...

did anyone mention that Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor...the govenator is very emotional about it.

blue said...

a Jew ran the mob?

Jugdish said...

Got a text message that the Bulls won the lottery last night while I was playing softball...didn't believe it until I saw it on Sportscenter after the games.

El Padrino said...

"the govenator is very emotional about it"

It's not a tumor!

El Padrino said...

STFU jug

with all due respect of course

Jugdish said...

Of course...

of course the Bulls have done so well with high draft picks in the last 8 years or so, I have nothing but high aspirations.

tem said...

joe alexander is getting some talk as a top 15 pick.

blue said...

i would guess the "it's not a tumor" video is up on youtube now mixed into Arnold's interview he gave yesterday

blue said...

mock this retard

El Padrino said...

sad but true

El Padrino said...

brain tumor turns you into a "mooshad"

blue said...

The Bulls will have to trade away some of their youngsters this year.

I'd take Derrick Rose and let beasley go play for Miami. they already have ty thomas and strokehim noah up front, so there isn't a need for beasley

tem said...

"a Jew ran the mob?"

jewish people run everything.

blue said...

"jewish people run everything"

not auschwitz

Jugdish said...

For anyone who missed the Zeke slappers last night and doesn't want to go back to read them, here is a summary:

Blue: the sky is blue.
Zeke: Bitch, the sky is green.
Blue: you're a douche
Zeke: I just owned you! Get some sleep tonight and come back tomorrow.

tem said...

"mock this retard"

so's your mom

tem said...

"not auschwitz"

and that's why it failed.

Jugdish said...

I think I like Rose better too.

tem said...

pretty accurate recap there jug.

but what about his slapper with freak?

blue said...

jug had a good slap-cap

Spaceman Spiff said...

and i was like, "D'Antonio!"

Jugdish said...

Same thing, except the last Zeke line would say something about Freak's job.

Jugdish said...

Same thing, except the last Zeke line would say something about Freak's job.

Jugdish said...

Same thing, except the last Zeke line would say something about Freak's job.

blue said...

you can cut and paste that recap for all slappers


for the freak one it would be

freak: you're sad
zeke: get a job

dun

Jugdish said...

DAMN...3 peat

blue said...

that was impressive jug

Keith S said...

On this day in 1981...

The New York Islanders defeated the Minnesota North Stars, 5-1, and won the Stanley Cup championship in five games. The triumph gave the Islanders their second of four consecutive National Hockey League titles.

Jugdish said...

On this day in 2008...

Jugdish will leave work an hour early to go home, fill up his flasks, and head to the Juice Box for the Astros/Cubs game.

tem said...

1981 was a long time ago.

blue said...

on this day in 1983...

tem became the first person in WV history to graduate from kindegarted on the first try. He was quoted as saying "letters r hard, fuck letters"

blue said...

*kindegarden

Keith S said...

No rev today

blue said...

jug > rev

Jugdish said...

Rev is working on a new food article for his blog titled: "Pizza Rolls: How Do They Get That Shit in There?"

El Padrino said...

jug's life is awesome

Keith S said...

*kindergarten

El Padrino said...

i find plane crashes fascinating

like this one

blue said...

"Rev is working on a new food article for his blog titled: "Pizza Rolls: How Do They Get That Shit in There?"

It's a follow up to his twinkies and tastykakes articles of the same name

tem said...

letters are hard.

tem said...

and why is kindergarten so hard to spell?

it should be an easy word for your first year of school.

blue said...

spelting is for quakers

Keith S said...

wall

JFreak said...

"and head to the Juice Box for the Astros/Cubs game."

If you see Ronny Cedeno, tell him that he sucks.

Also, if you could kill Jim Edmonds, that would be great.

Jugdish said...

That's a lot of hate for a first place team there freak.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"What about chicks with man hands?"

The worst

El Padrino said...

Edmonds catch was the bomb though

JFreak said...

Well, Jim Edmonds is atrocious. He's a Cardinal and never should have been signed.

I guess I should let Cedeno off the hook, at least for now...he's hitting pretty well considering he's not playing everyday.

Keith S said...

How much is the UFC PPV? I can't find the price

JFreak said...

"Edmonds catch was the bomb though"

awful pie makes that catch and he wouldn't have to do it over the shoulder. he'd be standing on the warning track when the ball got there.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"If you see Ronny Cedeno, tell him that he sucks.

Also, if you could kill Jim Edmonds, that would be great."


And cut off Ron Santo's arms.

Keith S said...

Edmonds is atrocious at the plate. But he can still field better than anyone else the Cubs will put in CF.

El Padrino said...

beltran's catch was better on Tal's Hill anyway

El Padrino said...

deke is hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"How much is the UFC PPV? I can't find the price"

Prolly 60 bones

Keith S said...

"beltran's catch was better on Tal's Hill anyway"

Of course. That goes without saying.

tem said...

"How much is the UFC PPV? I can't find the price"

either 49.99 or 59.99.

59.99 is for HD, 49.99 is for non HD.

Keith S said...

"Prolly 60 bones"

F-that

Keith S said...

I knew tem would know. Thanks

tem said...

at least that is what Time Warner is charging here.

i figure it is the same nationwide.

tem said...

tem usually goes to hooters and watches it.

no cover.

fat hooters girls.

gotta take the good with the bad.

Keith S said...

If I go someplace and watch it, I'll spend way more than $50 on booze and food.

tem said...

then buy it at your house.

El Padrino said...

i haven't oredered a pay-per-view since like Wrestlemania 8

tem said...

this time tem might be buying it at his house. he doesn't feel like going out.

El Padrino said...

i miss the hot boxes

tem said...

8? wasn't that in 1987? are they up to like 30 now?

tem said...

its about tyler time.

JFreak said...

"But he can still field better than anyone else the Cubs will put in CF."

Maybe 3 or 4 years ago that was true.

Edmonds is not better defensively than awful pie. And Reed Johnson is at least on par with Edmonds.

JFreak said...

Champions League time.

Get psyched.

JFreak said...

madness

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