Wednesday, May 07, 2008

5 Good Minutes.

No afternoon meeting today, which is nice... although I usually get out @ about 3pm.. so that is a huge downer. It's gonna rain today though, so whatever.

I have like 18 more seconds to slop something together. If I woulda been in on time today I woulda given you a more solid effort. Instead, I'm coming in in the 6th and giving up 8 earned, then leaving after getting no outs. I'm like Jason Grilli. Speaking of which.... good luck with him Bleu. Hope he ruins your team as much as he helped ruin ours. Granted, he is probably the least of our problems now, but at least he is no longer our problem.

Coaches are moving around in the Niba. Hockey has been over for a month. Football players are still getting arrested. There have been "rumors" that the dead horse was on roids. Who started these "rumors" and why are the trainers/owners pandering to their whining?

Oh, Espin just told me..
"But the trainer's voice rose when he said he was responding to unspecified criticism he heard on radio programs while returning from Kentucky to Delaware that his horse must have been on steroids because she was so large."

OK, since Larry in Pawtucket called in and said "That darn horse done looked like it was beefed up! I betcha she wuz on them roids like them baseball players!" Next, they'll be listening to those "bloggers". (damn them all to hell, you are a drag on society and the artform which is journalism).

A couple weeks ago I saw Biff Tannen (from the 'Back to the Future' movies) do standup. His real name is Tom Wilson. He played a couple songs on guitar, but mainly did a regular set. He is funny. I would provide a link, but I am a bastard and Freak wants you to learn to Google anyway, so get to it.

Done.

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blue said...

Grilli pitched well last night in a long relief role, but i'm not too excited about him.

blue said...

that was a bloody awful game last night

Steve said...

how come every time a Boston team does well ESPN feels the need to force feed them too you?


Go Cavs!

blue said...

i'm excited, Barry Zito is back in the starting rotation for the Giants...that means great fantasy stats for all pirates.

El Padrino said...

your boy rolled in your state steve

blue said...

because ESPN is in Bristol, so they think everyone is a chowdah and the only people that matter are boston and new york

El Padrino said...

the train smelled like a dead moose

El Padrino said...

the commute depresses me
i want midtwon back

Steve said...

yea, not really surprised about that. I was hoping he'd take Indiana too, for no other reason than it would be over.

She barely won in Ind, so it might be over anyways.

blue said...

commuting sucks

blue said...

"She barely won in Ind, so it might be over anyways."

it will never be over, there will be lawsuits and injunctions before this is all settled.

H said...

"how come every time a Boston team does well ESPN feels the need to force feed them too you?"

Hater

blue said...

worst record in all of baseball, your 2008 colorado rockies....hooray

El Padrino said...

"5 Good Minutes."

TWSS

El Padrino said...

new LOM post if anyone cares

El Padrino said...

now, i have no business saying this after what the 2007 mets did but "worst record in all of baseball, your 2008 colorado rockies...." proves it was a fluke?

just askin not saying it to be an asshole

blue said...

they aren't as good as they finished last year, they aren't as bad as they are playing this year.


1-8 they have a very good offensive lineup, but it seems like they're all in a slump at the same time, and jiminez and morales who pitched very well down the stretch last year, have had all kinds of control problems, but they're young.

blue said...

and really their record would be about 5 or 6 games better if Manny Corpas didn't exist...he blew 4 saves, and then at least 2 holds once he lost the closer spot, and dude just sucks balls this year for whatever reason.

tem said...

pirtes are awesome.

tem said...

deadbeat list:

el pad.



possibly my last day of posting that.

tem said...

"and dude just sucks balls this year for whatever reason."

he met one of your bosses in the offseason.

blue said...

probably

El Padrino said...

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

Name that quote.

tem said...

Daniel

El Padrino said...

Blake DeWitt, there is contract out for your head. You've been warned.

blue said...

that's a good name for the quote

blue said...

DeWitt is a good young 3b, nomar might have to stay hurt for awhile

tem said...

that quote is named Daniel.

El Padrino said...

Negative.

tem said...

well if you knew its name why were you letting me name it?

El Padrino said...

It was a trivial question

tem said...

seemingly

tem said...

and caused a wall.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

the Mets gave up an in the parker last night?

blue said...

trivial pursuit

El Padrino said...

yes meiz, church slammed into the wall, thought the ball went over it so laid there for a minute

El Padrino said...

Mike Tyson is the answer.

tem said...

sounds like something he'd say.

blue said...

was the moises alou steal of home, one of those double steals where the guy steals second and they try and throw him out, letting the guy on 3rd steal home?

El Padrino said...

yes blue
still counts as a home base steal
he would have been out but the jap they got playing 2b double clutched

tem said...

japs like to double clutch.

blue said...

hahahaha japs

blue said...

HU

El Padrino said...

i'm waiting for spiff to correct me on that, not sure he's a jap but the Dodgers are chock full with the asians

blue said...

why didn't furcal play last night?

blue said...

juan pierre got punk'd after stealing 2b

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

fucking allergies

blue said...

wll

El Padrino said...

those philly cops beatin the piss out of that guy is hilarity

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm all for the use of excessive force.

El Padrino said...

your body will call 911

Spaceman Spiff said...

the dodgers fielder guy is not a jap, he's from taiwan, like wang on the yankees

Spaceman Spiff said...

4 saves last night, awesome

El Padrino said...

Gore came out of his hole yesterday and no one shot him, I'm disappointed.

He can't explain the avg temp drop by 10 degrees and can't explain snow in may or how cities in Canada are buried in snow 5 months out of the year but he can come out everytime a hurricane wipes out a third world country and call it a 'Consequence'of Global Warming ..

fucking kill yourself Gore
your a fat load of elephant shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

frank gore should gore gore

El Padrino said...

seeing Gore run from the Bulls in Pamplona would be gold

El Padrino said...

Joba can't blame the skeeters now
fucker blew a hold/save

Tyler said...

There are pictures circulating that place Brian McNamee at a training session with Eight Belles and he's drinking a Miller Lite. That's why there's steroid rumors.

Tyler said...

I should add that the above was according to an unconfirmed source.

El Padrino said...

Interesting.

Tyler said...

Or I just made all of that up.

Tyler said...

I have four pitchers starting today. Should be interesting.

Tyler said...

Wow. TP would have had four saves too but he left two of them on his bench.

Tyler said...

Hi TP.

Tyler said...

And early morning wall.

Tyler said...

Torre has had amazing timing when it comes to managing in milestone games at certain ballparks. Not only was he in the dugout for the 4,000th game at Dodger Stadium on Monday night, he also managed in the 1,000th game at the Astrodome (1977), the 1,000th at Coors Field (2007), the 2,000th at Busch Stadium (1991), the 3,000th at Angel Stadium (2003) and the 6,000th at Yankee Stadium (2001)

Tyler said...

That's your fun fact of the day.

Tyler said...

I love how Ryan Church gave me a homerun AND blew the game so the Dodgers won. Best of both worlds. Sorry EL P.

Spaceman Spiff said...

angelina gonna have twin girls

blue said...

TP got nazi'd from blogger at work

blue said...

for those who don't read the AD

JFreak said...

For those who didn't read LoVad last night, TP has been nazi'd from LoV at work.

Another fallen comrade.

JFreak said...

God damn you blue.

blue said...

thanks cumfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont think TP got nazi'd, i think he just doesnt want to comment on why tebow is circumcising little boys in the phillipines

El Padrino said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

blue said...

re: tebow

because he like penis

El Padrino said...

A moment of silence please......

El Padrino said...

yeah T, and with no outs he grounded into a 1-2-3 double play

not cool.

iamresurrected said...

news of TP is saddening.

El Padrino said...

*bases were loaded

El Padrino said...

deke why aint you answering me bout Cano?

Spaceman Spiff said...

byrnes says he's ready to steal bases again

only problem is that he's gotta get on base first

El Padrino said...

does simmons want the ATL GM job

El Padrino said...

spiff, Loney.

Keith S said...

"I have four pitchers starting today. Should be interesting."

I had that yesterday. Didn't work out that well.

Tyler said...

Hopefully it's better than the 21.60 ERA/3.60 WHIP day that I had yesterday. I hate Miguel Batista.

El Padrino said...

Volquez today keef

Keith S said...

"deke why aint you answering me bout Cano?"

He responded

El Padrino said...

Where is TITS?

JFreak said...

terrific ukulele player

Keith S said...

"Volquez today keef"

Yessir

El Padrino said...

ah, he did this am
i checked last night.....

El Padrino said...

fucking deke never wants to make trades

iamresurrected said...

dot.

blue said...

com

El Padrino said...

anyone else laugh hysterically when the Meatloaf commercial comes on?

Keith S said...

Let me sleep on it

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"fucking deke never wants to make trades"


Don't even act like that's me.

El Padrino said...

when the kid changes his face and bites his bottom lip i roll off the couch in laughter

tem said...

Meatloaf commercial is awesome.

TP is nazied? Sadness abounds.

tem said...

zito is due for a 2 hit shut out.

whoever has him should start him.

tem said...

who asked me to trade rollins for vlad?

didn't vlads legs fall off or something?

El Padrino said...

"whoever has him should start him."

waiver wire list will start him

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got my gubment money. What should I blow it on?

Keith S said...

"I got my gubment money. What should I blow it on?"

this

JFreak said...

I want to punch Tyler Perry in the face.

El Padrino said...

i'd get some hookers

El Padrino said...

or

take the RED WINGS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Okay. I'll spend it on a wall

El Padrino said...

"six pray-ins are planned around Manhattan and Brooklyn to protest the Sean Bell shooting verdict. The Reverend Al Sharpton is leading the events and has said he and other participants are willing to be arrested to make a point about the acquittals of the three police detectives"

this is going to be great

El Padrino said...

rush hour no less

Steve said...

Dear Hillary,

It's over. Go Home!

Sincerely,
Everybody else but you.

P.S. You're daughter has turned into a descent little package.

tem said...

spend the money on fishing lures.

and a steak.

El Padrino said...

steve get rid of the duke pic
March has been over for over a month now

Steve said...

"steve get rid of the duke pic
March has been over for over a month now"


I'll get rid of the Duke pic when Hillary withdraws.

Steve said...

also, November is only a few months away!

Spaceman Spiff said...

loney is one of my only RBI guys

Steve said...

ep, you gotta link to that cop article?

JFreak said...

cool new nike commercial

Spaceman Spiff said...

lieber just got A2M'd

tem said...

commercial is fake.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Benadryl is nice. I'm loopy.

tem said...

also i didn't watch it, so don't bother arguing. it is fake.

blue said...

fake

JFreak said...

So, uh, Lieber isn't the answer for the Cubs fifth starter.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lieber wanted it again, so they A2M'd him again, what a slut

mark volquez down for another W

isiah thomas said...

fucking kill yourself Gore
your a fat load of elephant shit

ditto.

lockbox.

isiah thomas said...

you gots to pray just to make it ta-day

blue said...

2 Legit

isiah thomas said...

I'm still holding out hope that Angie will make an uber-hot rebound after the next batch of kids.

Come on Angie!

blue said...

damn cincinatti is making it tough for the rockies to climb out of the cellar

blue said...

sure, everyone on the reds has a HR but junior

El Padrino said...

Eddie V lock it up son

El Padrino said...

video of that beatin'

blue said...

thanks for nothin D.LEe

JFreak said...

on the front page of cnn, hillary's giving the hiel sign.

blue said...

him and david wright are starting to piss me off with their inconsistency

Beth said...

"Where is TITS?"

Well some are here.

(SFW I guess since there's no nudity.)

blue said...

those are too big

Beth said...

I didn't think that was possible for guys.

El Padrino said...

that can't even be a real pic

isiah thomas said...

on the front page of cnn, hillary's giving the hiel sign.


Does this mean that the Freelance Boom Mic Operator's Local 187 is pulling support?

please advice.

Steve said...

god i hate cops.

why did they get aquited. did the dude have a gun or something?

Steve said...

or any kind of weapon?

El Padrino said...

it's under investigation
i dont think they got acquitted

Steve said...

"those are too big"

agreed

El Padrino said...

ice cream time
80 and sunny

your telling me this is how San Diego is all the time?

fuckin sweeet

isiah thomas said...

your telling me this is how San Diego is all the time?

but the wop population isn't as big as NYC.

there are drawbacks.

Beth said...

"those are too big"

My bad, are these better?

(SFW)

Steve said...

"i dont think they got acquitted"

why are the protesting in NY if this happened in Philly?

Keith S said...

On this day in 1995...

Lance Armstrong made his mark on the national cycling scene by winning the 1,130 mile, 12-day Tour DuPont.

Steve said...

beth, the ones you your pic are perfect.

JFreak said...

quitter, you're a moron.

Keith S said...

Wrong police story, Steve

Beth said...

"beth, the ones you your pic are perfect"

Unfortunately those aren't really mine. Mine are somewhere between the first and second link I posted. (Yep, that narrows it down a lot.)

Beth said...

"On this day in 1995...
Lance Armstrong made his mark on the national cycling scene by winning the 1,130 mile, 12-day Tour DuPont."

As has already been established, Beth ♥'s Lance Armstrong.

Keith S said...

I still wonder how Lance got away with doping in all those races.

JFreak said...

Lance was not doping.

Stop it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Lance doped. Deal with it.

Beth said...

I don't think he doped, but then again if he did I wouldn't be too shocked.

As he's said many times though, when he was racing he was one of the most drug tested people in the world. So if he WAS doping then he was damn good at it.

JFreak said...

Show me some evidence.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Who gives a fuck?

Keith S said...

freak ♥s Lance, too.

JFreak said...

i'm guessing you do, or you wouldn't have said it.

Beth said...

I'm sure Lance gives a fuck.

Keith S said...

I changed my roster about 15 minutes before the Chi/Cin game because it said Soriano wasn't playing, and I put Votto in and he gets 2 HR & 1 SB. Sweet

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm sure Lance gives a fuck."

I he here? No?

Then, fuck him.

Keith S said...

"I he here? No?

Then, fuck him."

Hilarity, JR.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Thank you.



I thought that was funny, too.

Keith S said...

That guy is funny, but he's going to get a beatdown one of these days.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

*Is

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I thought Mo'nique was gonna get him.

Keith S said...

I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel a while back and he was ragging on another guest and I thought they would come back from the commercial and he would have a busted up face or something. I can't remember who it was, though.

Steve said...

Lance was not doping.

If the French could have nailed him...they would have.

They threw everything they had at him, tested him and then retested him. They searched his room, his baggage. Hell, they went back and pulled samples from the past and re-tested those.

I hate the French. And i take great satisfaction that an American kicked their ass for all those years.

isiah thomas said...

quitter, you're a moron.

don't be sour freak.

isiah thomas said...

wwl says votto has 3 hrs

El Padrino said...

no wops in SD

then it can't be a cool place to be

isiah thomas said...

EP you still peeping game on Miss Rap Sunshine on VH1?

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

El Padrino said...

commercial i mentioned earlier is a prelude to lil miss rap supreme, little girls rapping

JFreak said...

"don't be sour freak."

If you're too lazy to go back and read yesterday's comments, well, I can't help you.

blue said...

vending machine lady gave me a free coke because the machine was all fucked up...i didn't even have to use my AK

blue said...

hey lou, maybe you intentionally walk votto his next AB

Keith S said...

Lemmings conversation today is hilarity

isiah thomas said...

If you're too lazy to go back and read yesterday's comments, well, I can't help you.

if you're too retarded to realize I'm busting balls, well, I can't help you.

consult your FLBMO Local 187 Union Leader for help.

Keith S said...

"wwl says votto has 3 hrs"

Yeah, the game was still going on when I said he had 2.

JFreak said...

Being an idiot isn't busting balls.

It's just being an idiot.

Keith S said...

Volquez walks too many people

blue said...

retarded is my favorite insult (ns)

isiah thomas said...

any boom mic related comment = bombsauce

go up and ax Mommy upstairs if its funny.

Keith S said...

Votto's helping me come back from a 0-10 deficit.

blue said...

yeah, you're only losing 9-1 now

Keith S said...

Baby steps

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I have a nice little body buzz going from these drugs

JFreak said...

Fuck yeah, another basement comment.

You're a comedy god.

Let's see if I can be really annoying and put 50 spaces in between here and the

































































(s).

Keith S said...

Let's go slap-per clap.clap.clapclapclap

Let's go slap-per clap.clap.clapclapclap

Let's go slap-per clap.clap.clapclapclap

isiah thomas said...

Fuck yeah, another basement comment.


basement comments = bombsause also.

isiah thomas said...

don't you have Greater Indy Scrabble Tourney coverage to prepare for?

lift those 5 lbs dumbells buddy.

don't hit ethel on the head or your "career" is over.

blue said...

scrabble injuries can be very serious

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