Tuesday, April 22, 2008

What ever happened to?

Irish Spring Soap? I remember those commercials....kind of. Something about it opening your eyes and wanting to sing. This morning after waking up to a construction crew working on the new condos I couldn't open my eyes and needed some of that stuff. Where are you when I need you Irish Spring??

Next, what happened to those Riccola things? Do thet still make that stuff? Haven't seen a commercial for that stuff in eons. I don't think I ever tried one. That is why they went out of business. It is all my fault. They should have paid me to eat them (TWSS).

So I suppose I should talk about basketball or baseball or something. Well truth is I haven't watched sports in a few days. I spent most of Sunday and Monday doing one of two things. Talking to girls in bikinis or flying. One of these things I hate. One was very nice.

There is a new American Idol type show on the country channel. It is called "Can You Duet" or something like that. It is actually pretty interesting. A new twist on the American Idol stuff. Of course they sing country stuff, so nobody here will really like it. Anyway, keep your eye out for this hitting FOX soon with non-country songs. It has a lot of potential. Sometimes they split up the duets and/or send one person home but not the other. It makes for interesting TV when one chick is getting axed to stay and the other chick is saying "no way would she ever leave me behind" then the other chick comes out and says she left her behind.

Well TPS is calling like a wounded beaver. Or an angry whore, or maybe both.

This is all you get today. If you don't like it send an email to Rev and complain.

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iamresurrected said...

this is the first comment

iamresurrected said...

this is the second and you love it

iamresurrected said...

whammo

iamresurrected said...

(Ronin) with the Devil

iamresurrected said...

im listening to The Flaming Lips

iamresurrected said...

electric slide slide slippity slide

iamresurrected said...

i do what i do just to survive

iamresurrected said...

im doin my own dance dance revolution

iamresurrected said...

"i seen" some kids at a bowling alley playing that and he brought a milk jug full of water, cause he was using it as a workout.

ns

iamresurrected said...

i believe one even stretched out a little and had a headband on.

tem said...

stop it

Tyler said...

Happy Earf Day everyone!

iamresurrected said...

the biggest surprise was that he had stopped playing World of Warcraft long enough to come out of the house..

iamresurrected said...

fuck earth and fuck you both

iamresurrected said...

cant we just go back to ruining the earth like the other 364 days?

El Padrino said...

i have ricola in my draw right now

Tyler said...

No movie review today? Bummer.

El Padrino said...

earth day huh, i'll make sure to leave the car running a little extra today

Tyler said...

What happened to Weezer? Have you heard their new single? Terrible. Listening to The Sweater Song right now. THAT'S good stuff.

Tyler said...

I am going to buy styrofoam cups in bulk from Costco and then throw them away.

Beth said...

"No movie review today? Bummer"

I agree. In honor of Earth Day Tem needs to review something like Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth".

Tyler said...

Or Biodome.

steve said...

"stopped playing World of Warcraft long enough"

i've played this game. with all the hype i felt like it was an obligation being an IT guy and all.

entertaining...sure. but not the end all be all of online games the may people make it out. all in all i give it a 6 out of 10.

Tyler said...

Jack Johnson needs to die. All of his songs sound exactly the same.

ToddPacker said...

"Sweater Song"

good stuff.... i haven't heard the new stuff yet

ToddPacker said...

heilman still sucks... he needs to be sent down to the minors

blue said...

"What happened to Weezer?"

their lead singer got a masters degree from like Harvard or Oxford or something

ToddPacker said...

meatloaf hit 3 bombs last night

steve said...

"Jack Johnson needs to die. All of his songs sound exactly the same."


agreed. he need to get on a plane with Daughtry and fly it directly into Nickleback's recording studio. Kill 3 birds with one stone.

Tyler said...

I've gotta hit the shower. When I get into work I expect a Biodome movie review. Or Armageddon. Or Event Horizon. Or The Core.

El Padrino said...

your right about Jack Johnson, that latest album sounds like his first


and second one

El Padrino said...

Joseph Arthur

steve said...

my buddy was bitching about his new job (he's been there a week) i told him to give it time, this was his response (i thought it was very LOVish)

I know I need to chill about the job, shit just gets to me. I wasn't really happy with the pay they gave me now they drop this shit on me. Its a good opportunity I know if I can
just stick it out. Why can't shit be easy. Just give me a bunch of money for a little bit of work, have all the chicks want to have sex and then leave, make weed legal, etc... Everything
has to be complicated.

El Padrino said...

TP blame reyes


routine ground ball

Tyler said...

"agreed. he need to get on a plane with Daughtry and fly it directly into Nickleback's recording studio. Kill 3 birds with one stone."

I will be willing to man that suicide mission, just as long as I get my 72 virgins in heaven.

Tyler said...

Man, I hope the FBI doesn't monitor the comments section.

El Padrino said...

"Colts TE Dallas Clark is a Mets fan, and visited with the team while wearing a David Wright jersey before last night’s game"

Freak you can guage your eyes out now.

blue said...

I dropped a "shorn't" in a conversation this morning...

El Padrino said...

"Man, I hope the FBI doesn't monitor the comments section."

well if they did, I'm P.E. #1.

ToddPacker said...

"TP blame reyes

routine ground ball"


yeah, i know..... heilman is still terrible

Tyler said...

Last comment and then I really gotta go. I don't understand how Jack Johnson keeps a setlist straight at a show, cuz he's gotta be baked and all of his songs have the same vocal melodies. So is it just an hour and a half of him trying to start a song and then saying "fuck it, we're skipping that one", followed by 10 minutes of him trying to start the next song? I've always wondered about this, but don't feel like buying tickets and going to one of his shows.

El Padrino said...

hopefully Lily pad won't find his groove today

El Padrino said...

"heilman is still terrible"

of course.

ToddPacker said...

"Colts TE Dallas Clark is a Mets fan, and visited with the team while wearing a David Wright jersey before last night’s game"

i saw that last night.... i wanted to punch the old man sitting behind clark

blue said...

re: jack johnson in concert.

he keeps the playlist straight by playing every song he's ever recorded. the songs are short enough that he can do that, maybe not with his new album though.

and if he starts singing the words from a different song, then he's just "improvising"

blue said...

dallas clark is from Iowa...corbin is from iowa...they are both mets fans...maybe they are gay together too.

blue said...

BTW-

way to jinx the bruins el retardo...hilarious

blue said...

T-Mac still not getting out of the 1st round of the playoffs

Beth said...

"re: jack johnson in concert"

I've actually been to a Jack Johnson concert and thought it was quite good. But then again that was only after his first 2 CD's so he had less songs to sound alike. I haven't bought one since the first 2.

As an aside, there are TONS of cute girls at a Jack Johnson concert...

blue said...

i've seen him in concert a couple of times...he puts on a pretty good show, even if it has a "coffee house" vibe

blue said...

he's no Dave Grohl, when it comes to entertaining

iamresurrected said...

oil? who's talkin bout oil?

bitch, you cookin?!

El Padrino said...

earl, you mean earl

iamresurrected said...

weezer = sad i know.

tyler = funnay.

ToddPacker said...

hahahahhahaha

blue said...

he's going to clean dolan's office..and do some typing and filing...maybe some dicktation

iamresurrected said...

zeke = hilarity

iamresurrected said...

balls to tha..

El Padrino said...

that's cuz he's a snake oil salesmen, they know he can persusde just about anything to do what he wants

I still dont understand why he doesnt have a car dealership

blue said...

bankruptcy

El Padrino said...

I WANNA MAKE LOVE.....

IN THIS CLUB
IN THIS CLUB

LOVE

IN THIS CLUB

blue said...

if he had a car dealership, he would buy all the highest priced cars to put on his lot even if they didn't make any sense being sold in the same place...and all of the cars would have been in a wreck or had some damage to them before

he'd have a bentley and maybach and a ferrari, and a rolls, and lamborghini, and a prius...and the prius would be the only car that was worth a damn on the entire lot.

El Padrino said...

and he'd sell them all

blue said...

he'd sell them all but take huge losses on the investments...but he'd get them sold

El Padrino said...

your right about that bleu

blue said...

the draft doesn't start until 3pm ET this saturday, and only the 1st two rounds? that's stupid

El Padrino said...

can Usher make hits or what
that song is HOT

if that came on in a club when i was about 19, 20 i would no doubt make a baby right there in the middle of the dance floor

El Padrino said...

ima post the vid on LOM

El Padrino said...

nevermind, embedding was disabled by request

blue said...

disabled embedding is gay

steve said...

Zeke headline: "Report: Ex-Knicks coach Thomas banned from contacting players"

Line from article: "He has been reassigned as an advisor to the team."

hu?

blue said...

steve is an ostrich

El Padrino said...

he advices

blue said...

all emails to zeke end with that..."please advice"

blue said...

I'm pretty sure I saw Rev on the news last night...they were showing footage of Obama at what looked like the place rev took pictures...and there was a guy with a huuuge head in the shot...i figured it was him, but I only saw him from behind.

blue said...

reason #37 why Tracy McGrady has never won a playoff series...barbwire tattoo

El Padrino said...

"I can't ask for more effort than they gave, and we came up short."

-Adelman has always been a bad coach in the playoffs

how bout hitting a FT

blue said...

Utah is pretty good though too

El Padrino said...

oh yeah, but a good coach would have churned out at least, a Finals appearence out of those King teams

blue said...

that is true, although they got clobbered by officials in game 6 & 7 one season

blue said...

but still, you win 22 games in a row at one point, you should be able to win at least one game at home in the playoffs...because they aren't winning any in Utah.

El Padrino said...

awful coach, and that winning streak was a mirage

t-mac is weaksauce

iamresurrected said...

t-mac aint shit. make the babies on the dance floor. fuck the barbwire. never heard that song.

Beth said...

I think the above is the equivalent of an iam drive-by shooting.

El Padrino said...

shots fired

blue said...

did he get it in your eye?

blue said...

or in your hair

El Padrino said...

BIONIC EYEBALLS

Beth said...

"did he get it in your eye?"
"or in your hair"

Neither, but I have a necklace now when I didn't have one before. Pearls I think.

blue said...

pearls are nice

El Padrino said...

awesome

iamresurrected said...

i gave my Boo a gift.

iamresurrected said...

::ass slap::

iamresurrected said...

"that winning streak was a mirage"

is Whitlock here? cuz this is some troof.

iamresurrected said...

all up in ya gryyyyyll

El Padrino said...

iam's high
this should be fun

blue said...

he's about to go all TCS on us

El Padrino said...

not happy i'm in florida for the draft, first time i'm missing it in a long time

El Padrino said...

big ten sked, too soon?

blue said...

great post about lakers fans

you suck spiff

blue said...

Iowa doesn't play tOSU or Michigan...they'll win 11 games probably.

blue said...

i'd almost bet on Iowa winning 11 games next year (s)

JFreak said...

""Colts TE Dallas Clark is a Mets fan, and visited with the team while wearing a David Wright jersey before last night’s game"

Freak you can guage your eyes out now."

Who cares? If there was a MLB team in Indy, I might care a tiny bit.

El Padrino said...

gilbert has a pro video game team on a pro video game circuit, interesting

JFreak said...

rape teeth

blue said...

anybody around Kobe needs one of those devices, just in case...even dudes

El Padrino said...

that's so silly

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

the old guy is already making hit "coughing up a hairball" noises, and blowing his nose.

Yesterday he spent 8 hours continually blowing his nose.

And not some discreet type shit but Louis Armstronging that thing.

fucking distgusting.

El Padrino said...

why didnt cincy do this?

blue said...

holy shit, one of the old ladies just walked by my office and i swear she must have dumped a gallon of perfume on this morning...

it's awful...it stunk up my whole office

JFreak said...

because they aren't going to trade him.

blue said...

EP, that story was posted by Mort...please disregard

El Padrino said...

"If you don't want OSU in the BCS game, make sure your team doesn't lose more games"

Keef, cut it out.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Snyder covets CJ.

If a move doesn't happen pre-draft expect one to happen after June 1 when Ocho's cap hit gets cut in half.

El Padrino said...

right, the Mort report is always false

Keith S said...

"meatloaf hit 3 bombs last night"

I think that's how many I had all last week

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

old ladies who leave a vapor trail of old lady smell and perfume are the worst.

blue said...

i don't think cincy will trade him...they're that dumb

blue said...

that Reds logo looks a lot like a cubs logo

Keith S said...

"Keef, cut it out."

Sorry

iamresurrected said...

bootney, u must have Cougher's cousin there cause he's doin the same thing nowadays..

i literally thought he detached some of his innards the other day (ns). it was nastay-tay

Keith S said...

"that Reds logo looks a lot like a cubs logo"

Except different

JFreak said...

no way cubs get a sweep.

stupid ted lilly.

blue said...

except the same

steve said...

TO Makes A Guest Appearance In Porn

blue said...

reverse jinx by freak

Keith S said...

On this day in 1954...

The National Basketball Association adopted team owner Danny Biasone's idea for a 24-second shot rule. The new rule speeds up the game and propels the NBA into a modern era.

Keith S said...

"except the same"

Cubs C is round, Reds C is not. It's more like the Bears logo.

JFreak said...

no reverse jinx.

ted lilly is awful this year.

he should switch spots with sean marshall.

Keith S said...

"but still, you win 22 games in a row at one point, you should be able to win at least one game at home in the playoffs"

They've only played 1 game in the series, right?

Keith S said...

Cloverfield on DVD today. Anyone see it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

1. if i had courtside seats, 1 would be there on time every time
2. kwame sucks
3. i hate vic the brick
4. still support the team when they are mediocre at best re: post magic, pre-shaq, and kwame era
5. i am from L.A.(county)
6. loved shaq here
7. i hope the lakers receive favoritism especially from the refs, dont deny that they do

guilty of:
1.taking girlfriend to game
2.not caring that kobe raped a chick, and threw the staff and players under the bus, and disregard these as reasons to hate him
3. hoping the lakers get players for pennies on the dollar(more gasol trades, less shaq trades)

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins still hate draft picks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Maybe I will email rev with complaints.

JFreak said...

"Cloverfield on DVD today. Anyone see it?"

it was good.

3.5/5

Spaceman Spiff said...

in my 2+ years here, never seen this much TPS, will be testing for TGH(tps growth hormone)

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone put tmac on suicide watch in about a week

Spaceman Spiff said...

still havent gotten my 3 geez from the guv-ment yet

Spaceman Spiff said...

Z

Spaceman Spiff said...

penelope cruz boobs

Spaceman Spiff said...

granderson coming back this week

Keith S said...

"granderson coming back this week"

Good. My $$ team is waiting on him, Kazmir, & Rollins now.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

They've only played 1 game in the series, right?

2-0 Jazz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Weezer has a new album coming out

El Padrino said...

two games they played

Keith S said...

"2-0 Jazz"

Ah. My fault

El Padrino said...

2:20 start @ Wrigley, 2:21 beer in belly

El Padrino said...

Marmol is quite filthy freak

blue said...

marmol will take over for Wood by the end of the year as the closer

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

FTR, I'm still on the wagon.

blue said...

"FTR, I'm still on the wagon."

that shorn't last too long

steve said...

Can Lebron PLEASE win an MVP award this year.

Keith S said...

What part of shorn't don't you understand?

I ♥ Beer said...

"FTR, I'm still on the wagon."

it's only tuesday...

I ♥ Beer said...

i say thursday night will be your downfall.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that shorn't last too long"

It'll last long enough. Not drinking has made my shits return to solid form, and stink like all the nastiness in the world.

I ♥ Beer said...

"It'll last long enough. Not drinking has made my shits return to solid form, and stink like all the nastiness in the world"

what a world you live in where you think people want to know this...

blue said...

"what a world you live in where you think people want to know this"

yep, it's called Wisconsin

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i say thursday night will be your downfall."

It really won't matter at that point.

I ♥ Beer said...

i thought you where trying to make till friday?

Tyler said...

"Can Lebron PLEASE win an MVP award this year."

No.

El Padrino said...

chris paul

Tyler said...

And Meiz is oversharing.

JFreak said...

"Marmol is quite filthy freak"

he started out as a catcher.

interesting bit of tid.

Keith S said...

So did kod

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"what a world you live in where you think people want to know this..."

I don't care whether or not people want to know.

El Padrino said...

fucking brady clark is in the lineup, doesnt willie know i got a 2 day name/pic change riding on today's game?

El Padrino said...

"So did kod"

A+ keef, A fucking plus

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"So did kod"

Not even close.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm just educating people on the physical effects of alcoholism.

blue said...

Meiz is like Morgan Spurlock in supersize me

blue said...

Mort reports that the fins have agreed with Jake Long...so I guess Chris Long is the pick.

Tyler said...

Chris Long = SMOKESCREEN

Tyler said...

If they pick him, they need to put in his contract that he has to get a flattop.

Tyler said...

He should have the first contractually obligated flattop.

Tyler said...

Isn't he gonna get a 12$ mill signing bonus for being the first pick? (that is, if they pick him) That's a lot of dough.

Tyler said...

My guess is that they pass on the first pick to save money. Then they pick third or fourth. There's some loophole and the NFL confirmed that they can do it. You can pass up your pick and pick later.

Tyler said...

They're going to upgrade my computer, so I'm out for awhile. Finishing off the upgrade Z.

El Padrino said...

"If they pick him, they need to put in his contract that he has to get a flattop."

and drive a chevy

blue said...

Jake Long will be the pick i guess.

he'll get a ton of gt'd money like all the #1 picks get...

TMQ mentioned that Jamarcus Russell had as much gt'd money as LDT had in his contract...which is insane.

JFreak said...

a game

blue said...

*and shop at Radio Shack

Keith S said...

And shop at Radio Shack with Teri Hatcher's daughter

blue said...

i'd probably nail Teri Hatcher

blue said...

probably

Keith S said...

She's desperate

El Padrino said...

i would totally nail her
she's dying for dick

blue said...

HUNGRY (since tem didn't mention it today)

JFreak said...

real life rocky training

El Padrino said...

wouldn't be surprised if fins go with Henne with a third or late 2nd round pick

NS, not a homer comment but henne has moved up for some reason
poor brian brohm, if he comes out last year he's a top 15 pick at the least

El Padrino said...

see that dude on E:60 that runs fast with those blade prosthetics?

anytime they said prosthetics i gave the "I didn't kill my wife"

i amuse myself

El Padrino said...

and fuck bill simmons for ruining that joke, it's a classic

El Padrino said...

Mozz sticks and Stella for lunch.

It awaits.

El Padrino said...

i will be pissed if they dont beat up Lily pad today

JFreak said...

"i will be pissed if they dont beat up Lily pad today"

Like I said, I would be completely shocked if the Cubs won today.

El Padrino said...

If my last name were Long i'd add either "member" or "fellow" to it and be known as either or

El Padrino said...

Fukudome is like a mini-Matsui

nice ballplayer

Keith S said...

mize's FMLB team name is funny

El Padrino said...

felix pie taking you yard must be embarrassing

Keith S said...

I've never had Stella, but I won a set of glasses and a patio umbrella with the logo on it in a raffle at the golf outing last week.

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