Friday, April 18, 2008

Tyler's Invincible NBA Playoff Preview 2008.

The East:
Can I just say, "Celtics Win" and be done with the East? No? Fine then, here we go...

#1 Boston (66-16) vs. #8 Atlanta (37-45)
Season Series: Celtics 3-0
I really don't have anything to write about this series other than; Celtics in a sweep.

#2 Detroit (59-23) vs. #7 Philadelphia (40-42)
Season Series: Tied 2-2
Does the city of Philadelphia even care that the Sixers are in the playoffs? I don't think they do. I was shocked to learn that they were the seventh seed when I looked at the standing a couple of days ago. Philly has a nice young team, but Detriot's front-court and bench are just too much for them. I'm generously giving them a game though; Detroit in five.

#3 Orlando (52-30) vs. #6 Toronto (41-41)
Season Series: Magic 2-1
Orlando is legit. Toronto is not. From the Magic's point of view, you know about Dwight Howard, dude's a beast. They took a gamble on signing Rashard Lewis and it paid off, but the real reason they're a number three seed is because of Hedo Turkoglu. They have an inside-outside game and Turkoglu takes and makes the big shots when they need him to. A strong 1-2-3 punch. Everyone knows their role and does their job. I'm shocked that Stan Van Gundy is actually a good coach, I thought he was hiding behind D Wade and Shaq when he was in Miami.

Much like last year, I really don't know that much about the Raptors, and I really don't care to. Last year was a fluke; they're a .500 team in a bad conference. Orlando's too much for them to handle, but they may steal one at home. Magic in five.

#4 Cleveland (45-37) vs. #6 Washington (43-39)
Season Series: Tied 2-2
How did Cleveland make it to the Finals last year? I'm still scratching my head over that one. Danny Ferry has done a whole lot of tinkering and I don't think it made them a better team. Lebron can take over a game and a series by himself, but the rest of these guys need to step it up. Winning 45 games in the Eastern Conference is not acceptable. If Lebron doesn't skip town after his contract is up, David Stern needs to get involved and force him to sign with the Knicks or Nets. This team is so poorly managed it's mindbottling. They've been forced into too many bad contracts because of who was available at the time, and they've made some terrible trades. I think it only goes sour from here one out for the Cavs. They've peaked.

The Wiz play the Cavs pretty hard and I think they have a shot here. If the refs hadn't have gotten involved in that last regular season game, they might have had home-court too. Jamison is a rock and Tough Juice is coming off of an injury, but when he's on, it's on. The X-Factor is The Black President. What is Arenas going to bring to the table? I say don't count him out even though they're saying he's going to come off the bench. He's shown that he can break out in a game (20/7/5 against Philly on the 12th) and I think as long as the Wizards aren't relying on him as their number one option, anything he gives them is just gravy. If Jamison and Butler can do the heavy lifting and Hibachi just does his job and supports them, they can win. Look at who they're playing against; it's Lebron and nobody.

I think, for once, the Cavs can't live up to the hype and it's Wizards in six.


The West:
#1 Lakers (57-25) vs. #8 Denver (50-32)
Season Series: Lakers 3-0
Lakers continue to impress, but the Andrew Bynum injury is going to make or break this playoff run. I still think they're a great team without him, but with him; they look unstoppable. Phil will figure out how to use both of them if Bynum can come back, and I really don't think it's that big of a problem; they run the triangle, which favors big men that can pass. Both Bynum and Pow! Gasol are excellent passers and I don't think there's going to be a whole lot of complaining. Plus, it will allow Odom to do what he does best, and that's fill in holes. He's a much better player when he doesn't have pressure to perform and if he's the third or fourth option, he can just focus on making plays. Their bench has been phenomenal this year, I think they're still second behind San Antonio in bench points, and the Spurs cheat because Ginobili plays starters minutes. I think they're pretty solid. If they don't win it all or make it to the Finals this year, don't worry; they're going to be around for awhile. Kobe's still in his prime, Bynum isn't even 21 yet and Gasol is 27. And that's scary.

The Nuggets are just a mess. They won't play defense, they have a bad locker room and they're right on pace for the patent-pending "George Karl Team Implosion™". If it doesn't happen this year, it's a lock to happen at some point next year; they're operating on borrowed time in my opinion. And after that happens, what do you do? Who do you trade? What do you get back? Like I said, it's a mess. Melo getting a DUI right before the playoffs is just downright stupid.

The Lakers beat the Nuggets 3-0 in the regular season, and that was before they got Gasol. So a sweep isn't out of the question, but anytime you've got the kind of offensive firepower that Denver has, all you have to do is hang around and then have a good 4th quarter and you can win a game. Lakers in five.

#2 New Orleans (56-26) vs. #7 Dallas (51-31)
Season Series: Tied 2-2
This is going to be interesting. I am not a big believer in the Hornets in the post-season. They're really young, and the only guy on the team with any significant playoff experience is Peja. BUT, they have Chris Paul and he is going to go off on Dallas. The Mavs have ZERO interior D and Paul is going to penetrate to score or dish the entire series. He's going to set up West and Chandler for dunks and Peja for open threes. It's not going to be pretty if you're a Mavs fan.

Dallas is a train-wreck, but they seem to be putting it together lately. I hated that Jason Kidd trade, mainly because they gave up so much of their future to try and win now, and I really don't think they got any better. Missing those two first round picks is going to hurt and you're only going to get maybe two years out of Kidd, when you could have had 7-10 years with Devin Harris. Whatever. It if what it if. Much like Denver, they're going to have to make a lot of decisions in the next couple of years.

I watched their matchup on Wednesday and saw some interesting things. 1. The Hornets made a late run and the Mavs couldn't stop them. You gotta play D in the playoffs. 2. The Mavs were posting up Jason Kidd and it worked. He either made an easy shot after backing down his defender, or he passed out of the double-team and Dallas made the extra pass for an open shot. In my opinion, for Dallas to win, they need the Jason Kidd that showed up on Wednesday night (27/10/10 for his 100th triple-double). 3. Dirk was terrible down the stretch. He made a wide open three, but that was after they ran two pick-and-rolls in a row with Dirk and Jason Terry; Dirk passed out of it both times and Terry buried two deep jumpers. Not really what you want to see from your franchise player this late in the season. I still think the ankle is bothering him, he still looks terrible on defense.

I took Dallas last year and they screwed me. I don't really believe in the Hornets, but I'm taking them in six. Which means Dallas will win in five or seven.

#3 San Antonio (56-26) vs. #6 Phoenix (55-27)
Season Series: Suns 3-1
Two teams enter, one team leaves. I wish they would play this series in a Thunderdome cage, because that would be awesome to see. This is a great match-up for everyone else in the West, because someone's gonna get knocked out and the winner might be too beat up or tired to compete.

If you're the Suns, you have to be pissed; they're one game behind San Antonio in the standings, they're ahead of the Jazz, tied with the Rockets and they're the number six seed. They got a raw deal here, but I like them to win this series. The Spurs look ancient. Bruce Bowen in particular looks like he's 97 years old out there. Parker and Ginobili have been hurt during parts of the season, and Duncan looks like he's finally showing signs of slowing down. Suns have a lot of veterans now and a tight rotation. STAT will run wild now that he doesn't have to guard and be guarded by Duncan. Shaq has shown that he can still be dominate in stretches, especially at the end of games. I think Nash and The Captain can out perform Parker. The key is how Duncan and whoever else they're going to throw at Stoudamire and Shaq performs. I think the Suns match-up well against the Spurs and in a lot of ways, they're better. They just need to put it all together this year and get it done. No excuses this time.

I really think this is the last year the Suns have to win it all. Teams are just going to be better next year (see; Lakers, Los Angeles) and the Suns are just going to be one year older. Look at that Sacramento team from six or seven years ago. Their window closed real fast and I think that's what going to happen to Phoenix. The fact that they've traded or sold most of their draft picks from the last couple and upcoming years doesn't help them any. They need to win and they need to win now. Suns in six.

#4 Utah (54-28) vs. #5 Houston (55-27)
Season Series: Jazz 2-1
Everyone's hyping this one and predicting that it's going to be a great series, but does anyone remember what happened last year? It's an exact repeat of 2007; Houston had home-court, the series was totally boring, it went seven games and the Jazz won AT Houston. The exact same thing will happen this year.

One key injury for the Rockets is that Rafer Alston is expected to miss the first two games with a hamstring pull. This is pretty big because the Houston Point Guard Depth Chart reads; Bobby Jackson, and...Steve Francis? Yep, that's right, Stevie Franchise could see significant minutes in the post season. And that's scary if you're T-Mac and you're still trying to get out of the first round. Houston's had a good run, but I think it ends here. The worst thing for the NBA is if this goes seven games and holds up the second round. And I think it does. Jazz in seven.

1,029 comments:

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Keith S said...

Tyler is the anti-Hollinger.

Keith S said...

But how come only the first round?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

bed

Beth said...

Ok, just had to check in relatively early again to see if I needed to stop another H run...

H said...

I had a good LOV day yesterday. I foresee myself being far less involved today.

H said...

weird i2i there Beth

Tyler said...

"But how come only the first round?"

I was tired/drunk last night.

ToddPacker said...

good post tyler (even though i didn't read it)

ToddPacker said...

lots of long mlb games last night... i had a tough time staying awake for the mets 14 inning game... and the rockies went 22 innings

Beth said...

"good post tyler (even though i didn't read it)"

Ditto for me. Basketball is not a sport I care about. But I'm sure it was a great post for those who do.

Actually I did read the part where you smartly said the Hawks were going to get swept.

El Padrino said...

nice work

I think this is the Suns year...

El Padrino said...

santana/coles tonight

verlander stinks

ToddPacker said...

beth's sit down must have worked... larry had a good night... so did tex and mccann

blue said...

my only complaint is the lockerroom comment about the nuggets...i don't get that.

but other than that, you're pretty much right on about the series with the lakers...they just don't matchup well with them.

although I could go all zeke on you and start telling you that the nuggets are 10th in the league in defensive efficiency, and that they only look bad because they play at a fast pace, but I don't honestly believe that. They give up way to many layups.

Beth said...

"beth's sit down must have worked... larry had a good night... so did tex and mccann"

Don't forget Smoltz! His ERA is down to 0.56 now I think.

El Padrino said...

i hvent done a stitch of work yet

blue said...

fuck manny and his 2 HRs

ToddPacker said...

i'm down 7-0 in SBs.... i think i can chalk up a L in that category

ToddPacker said...

tps time

blue said...

meiz's team is making a nice little comeback after being in danger of a shutout...

H said...

"fuck manny and his 2 HRs"

Hater

blue said...

ryan leaf was a draft bust? who knew

El Padrino said...

i think i'll make a fmlb trade today

El Padrino said...

tp i sent u an offer

i think it's fiar, i give you a rbi replacement and a high ops canidate with eligibility @ of and 1b

blue said...

good call EP

blue said...

moving day for tem according to his blog

blue said...

another fake cancer death

blue said...

I wonder if Freak felt the earthquake in Ill? isn't he in chicago for the game today?

El Padrino said...

Pope's here

blue said...

in your office?

El Padrino said...

no, no

in NYC Metro area.....

ToddPacker said...

ny has the best pope appearances

sorry

ToddPacker said...

i'll have to think about that trade, ep

blue said...

i thought maybe he wanted to invest some vatican money

blue said...

el retardo was supposed to do a podcast with Obama...but ESPN put the kibosh on it?

ToddPacker said...

wasn't this pope involved in a huge cover-up of pedophile priests in his younger non-pope days

ToddPacker said...

"i think it's fiar, i give you a rbi replacement and a high ops canidate with eligibility @ of and 1b"

morneau has more rbi than swisher and dye combined... i could use some OF help though... still thinking

blue said...

I bet the pope has not had a 3some

ToddPacker said...

"I bet the pope has not had a 3some"

you never know

blue said...

in today's edition of HT...the avs are now up 3-2 on the wild...minnesota sucks

El Padrino said...

"morneau has more rbi than swisher and dye combined... i could use some OF help though... still thinking"

yeah but swish gives you some ops/avg help and dye we know has some pop

classic 2 for 1 trade
mull it

Beth said...

"I bet the pope has not had a 3some"

We might want to check the Denver area for any sudden and unexplained lightening strikes.

El Padrino said...

yikes

blue said...

subway's $5 for a footlong sandwich seems like a good deal until you remember that they didn't used to cost that much a few years ago to begin with.

blue said...

subway is really expensive for a shitty sandwich.

El Padrino said...

"until you remember that they didn't used to cost that much a few years ago to begin with."

until you remember it's a shitty sandwhich

*fixed

El Padrino said...

sort of an eye to eye there

El Padrino said...

the dinner was lovely by the way

blue said...

broncos signed Darrell Jackson...which is great until you remember that he went to Florida, and led the league in drops almost every year in seattle

El Padrino said...

"Wedding DJ Busted for Child Porn"

WWRD?

El Padrino said...

"One video depicted a sexual act with a four-year-old"

*puking in a garbage can*

blue said...

there are sick people in the world

ToddPacker said...

"which is great until you remember that he went to Florida"

maybe they should sign one of the many boise state receivers out there

El Padrino said...

ah, college wars
good times

blue said...

good point TP...but i'm still trying to remember the name of a good WR that came out of Florida...maybe reche caldwell...i don't know

El Padrino said...

Bernard Hopkins fights this weekend

blue said...

the pope is a JETS fan

Tyler said...

shockey wants traded.

El Padrino said...

not really
media is kind of creating that story

El Padrino said...

I'm a little upset Elisha didnt invite me to his nuptials in Cabo.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I think they asked him how he would feel about a trade and he said he'd be ok with it. What are you supposed to say to that question?

Tyler said...

it's not going to stop ESPN though. "Shockey Watch 2008" will be in high gear once this Chad Johnson mess is over with.

El Padrino said...

fucking media
sneaky

El Padrino said...

good call on the wiz
i think they are due

3rd year in a row they played cavs in playoffs, no?

Keith S said...

"el retardo was supposed to do a podcast with Obama...but ESPN put the kibosh on it?"

If he talked with Obama, he's have to give Hillary equal time.

ns

El Padrino said...

wow, nice house

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Bernard Hopkins fights this weekend"

Joe Calzaghe fights this weekend.


*fixed

Keith S said...

mize hates black boxers

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"mize hates black boxers"

Nope. It'll be a great fight. I was just pulling an EP.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

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*standing O T, outstanding. I was standing and clapping for this.

great work kid.

El Padrino said...

spiff what's ur email

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Although I do have an unhealthy love for Tricky Dick Hatton & Kelly Pavlik. Oh well. Color me racist. Or don't. Its really up to you.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I probably won't read the playoff preview. Sorry.

El Padrino said...

who else wants LOS posting ability

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I took these picks in a friends pick'em:

West Side

1st Round
Denver over LA in 7: Don't trust Kobe's supporting cast at all. Gasol will shrink like Diaw, never trust a foreigner.
Utah over Houston in 5: T-Mac still won’t get out of the first round; Addelman can’t coach in crunch time.
New Orleans over Dallas in 5: The Mavs collapse is complete. Chris Paul will undress Kidd and out play him – badly.
Suns over San Antonio in 6: If the Suns clear San Antonio’s first attempt to mind f them (Bowen knee to groin, foot under a jump shooter, Horry mugging, etc) they’ll be fine, if not history will repeat itself. This is too good of a match-up for the Suns, it’s now or never.

2nd Round
Utah over Denver in 5: Williams & Co will be a tough, tough out.
Suns over New Orleans in 7: Tough series. CP3 makes Nash look silly but the Suns will get the last laugh.

Conference Finals:
Suns over Utah in 7: Brutal series for the Suns, difficult match-up, having to win at least one on the road in this series will be near impossible.

East Side

1st Round
Celtics over Hawks in 4: next.
Wiz over Cavs in 7: Please let this happen.
Pistons over Hawks in 4: next
Magic over Toronto in 6: Really don’t care about this one either.

2nd Round
Celtics over Wiz in 6: Closer than you think.
Pistons over Magic in 5: Develop an all around game “super” man.

Conference Finals
Pistons over Celtics in 7: I think Boston’s lack of supporting cast will finally catch-up to them. The “Big 3” have logged a ton of minutes this season.

NBA Finals:
Pistons over Suns in 6: I’d love to pick the Suns but the Pistons own them. After battling through the West the Suns will simply run out of gas.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I'm in a "prove it" mode with the Lakers.

I don't trust Gasol over a tough 7 game series....seems like he'll shrink under pressure.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who else wants LOS posting ability"

Not it.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I probably won't read the playoff preview. Sorry.

wow. that's seriously fucked up.

NS

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm gonna put something up on LOM.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Calzaghe will destroy B Hop tomorrow.

El Padrino said...

yeah i think stons make it out the east too, i just disagree on that outcome, suns in 7...they will be champs

fucking shaq

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

the key will be G Hill, he got hurt on Monday...the Pistons own the suns.

if the Suns have any gas left they might be able to do it.

steve said...

Lebron should go to San Antonio. Duncan will be retiring in a few years (probably) he can pass the torch kinda like Robinson did with him.

It'll never happen, but it would be cool.

H said...

"who else wants LOS posting ability"

sure.

Spaceman Spiff said...

even if the lakers are unproven...
nugs over lakers?

gasol shrink like diaw? he might not put up the same numbers as the regular season, but all he has to do is finish when kobe drives in and passes off to him, he wont fumble ball like kwame used to and he wont miss dunks.
diaw on the other hand decides that he himself will drive in for an slightly contested/uncontested layup then pass it out for no reason.

El Padrino said...

email

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

This is the 1st time in a long time that I don't really care about the NBA. I blame my $$$ FNBA woes.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

And the Bucks, too. If the Bucks ever leave town, I'll be done with basketball.

Spaceman Spiff said...

doubled up in my $$$ league

Spaceman Spiff said...

is LOS supposed to be SFW? theres no way right

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

gasol shrink like diaw?

this was written to a Suns fan in particular, not a general NBA fan.

I just don't trust Gasol stepping up and being physical in the playoffs. If/When it happens I'll gladly admit I'm full of shit.

Plus Vujacic/Farmer/et-al - I don't see them being as effective in the playoffs as they were in the regular season.

just.don't.see.ot

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

see it - even.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wont be surprised if the lakers dont make the finals but i definitely expect them to get out the first round

El Padrino said...

LOS will be NSFW
spiff i want give you admin rights, help out with the layout

El Padrino said...

"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself"

Spaceman Spiff said...

sweet

Spaceman Spiff said...

alec baldwin- the departed

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

no office quotes?

damn funny episode last night.

What part of shorn't don't you understand?

Can she fit in a rowboat?

El Padrino said...

baldwin has two or three hilarious lines in every movie he's in

him and fucking batemen are hilarious

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Baldwin in Along Came Polly is hysterical.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

do I need to drop a "IT'SSSSS FRIDAY!!111!!111!!!!" to liven this place up?


s

El Padrino said...

"Stan Indursky"

Good things.

I told you she was a whore.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I told you she was a whore.

ahahahahha that's the exact line I was thinking of EP.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

EP - what did you order from that menu?

El Padrino said...

The Osso Buco

feeee-nominal

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Hey, what's up Oscar? Mayer...Weiner...Muncher

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

another good one deke, saw you drop that last night before I watched it.

I thought that was a really good episode.

blue said...

i have it on the dvr...i'll watch it this eve

blue said...

i don't think the nuggets will beat the lakers...i agree with zeke's analysis of the lakers though, but of all the teams the lakers could have drawn, Denver is their best matchup.

Kobe can guard AI and really bother him. Kobe can also guard 'Melo if he needs to, but Melo will probably draw Odom most of the time, and Odom's length will really cause problems for Carmelo. Beyond that it's a push, but since the lakers can take away the nuggets 2 best players, and the nuggets don't have anyone who can guard Kobe...it's 5 game series.

blue said...

*unless JR Smith averages like 30 points a game...and then the nuggets have a chance.

blue said...

and that's not reverse jinx talk, that's truth talk.

This is the first year in the last 5, where I didn't think the nuggets had a legit shot to push the series to 7 games and/or get out of the 1st round...

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I'd encourage everyone to read Jug's Niba preview, it's really good work.

great work again Jug.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i think the jug joke went away when zeke quit

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

New queerness @ LoM

El Padrino said...

my length always causing problems

El Padrino said...

deke either i'm gay or just eclectic cuz i like those two songs as well

steve said...

LOS = Lordz of Sex?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

the jug joke is dead?

RIP the jug joke.

blue said...

it died with jug

blue said...

although, he's not dead....just in outerspace at the ISS

Spaceman Spiff said...

steve, yes

blue said...

deke...i'd have never guessed

Spaceman Spiff said...

t minus 1 week until hawaii

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

blue said...

spiff is goign back to hawaii?

Spaceman Spiff said...

free trip, fmspiff cashed in miles

El Padrino said...

my florida stay at hilton free, AMEX points

El Padrino said...

i think a long island iced tea is in order for tonight

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm stirring the pot at the lemming joint

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i think a long island iced tea is in order for tonight"

I can't drink thems anymore

blue said...

i need some drinks for this evening

El Padrino said...

why not meiz

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"why not meiz"

Hefty hangovers

Dan The Man said...

"why not meiz"

because he's a bitch ass pussy

blue said...

i've been going with the TP Kool-aid, sprite, vodka mixer lately.

partially because that's the shit i have handy at home

blue said...

I had a guy at work actually ask me if I thought Griffey Jr was a HoF'er when he retires...and he was serious...

blue said...

lunch

El Padrino said...

DTM and meiz, center of the ring please

Spaceman Spiff said...

dan the man has unquit as well?

steve said...

Dr. Pepper is my soda of choice, but there something so special about an ice cold Mountain Dew.

It's almost too good.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

someone lay out the saucer of milk for Teej.

steve said...

hey, dan the man is back. and he's still a dick.

good times.

El Padrino said...

bitchassness

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

DTM. Sweet.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Zeke, Steve. DTM was outed a while ago.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

who's DTM?

iamresurrected said...

he was outed like Freak and Meiz.

iamresurrected said...

LATE HUNGRY

iamresurrected said...

or ON TIME for my west coast nizas

iamresurrected said...

*and i'm not sayin, i'm just sayin..

iamresurrected said...

i wish i could see all the youtube goodness that is on LOM.

sadly that page looks like a shitload of Thursdays to me.

sniffle.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

that vidyeo freak posted yesterday or the "robot" chicks - is "porn" to freak right?

Beth said...

EP, of course I'm in as a LOS contributer, but you should've already assumed that.

El Padrino said...

i knew that
oh yeah

i need ur email though

Beth said...

cmep has it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"who's DTM?"


Toby

El Padrino said...

i'll ask her

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"that vidyeo freak posted yesterday or the "robot" chicks - is "porn" to freak right?"

Potentially

Beth said...

beth82678 @ hotmail.com

Keith S said...

"i think a long island iced tea is in order for tonight"

NY has the best tea

NS

Keith S said...

Someone brought in bagels today. Nice!

Keith S said...

On this day in 1962...

Bill Russell's 30-point, 44-rebound effort led the Boston Celtics to a 110-107 Game 7 victory over the Los Angeles Lakers, giving the Celtics a record fourth straight NBA Championship.

steve said...

"beth82678 @ hotmail.com"


alright fellas, anytime your signing up for porn, use this email.

Keith S said...

"I'm stirring the pot at the lemming joint"

mize wants to be a lemming.






s

Spaceman Spiff said...

""beth82678 @ hotmail.com"


alright fellas, anytime your signing up for porn, use this email."


it won't work, all you'll get is 'email address is already in use'

Keith S said...

I see what you did there.

Beth said...

"alright fellas, anytime your signing up for porn, use this email"

If you do that you'll probably get special contributor access to the site since most likely I've already sent in home movies...

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I'm avoiding work like the plague today.

Keith S said...

"most likely I've already sent in home movies"

tem is the only other LoV'er that is into animals.

Keith S said...

Jug is coming home

El Padrino said...

"Someone brought in bagels today"

I dont have to say it right?

Keith S said...

You can say it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"most likely I've already sent in home movies"

Where is this from?

Keith S said...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire

Keith S said...

"Where is this from?"

Two comments above mine.

CMFost said...

You guys still suck!!!

Keith S said...

How ironic. You're still a mental midget.

Beth said...

"You guys still suck!!!"

Actually, I think only kod and I suck.

CMFost said...

Blue, What is with your gay ass picture?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh. I'm dum

iamresurrected said...

cummy

Keith S said...

I'm predicting rev today

iamresurrected said...

nice to have zeke back and then all the freaks come out..

blue said...

cummy...it's the nuggets ABA logo...but thanks

CMFost said...

Did you cum guzzlers miss me?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Oh boy! Zeke should love this

CMFost said...

Blue, It is a very gay logo kind of fitting that you would root for a team like that.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

*bowing.

I'm kindof a big deal - people know me.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

That Ortiz sure can hit

Keith S said...

I could go to a 12 year old's blog and see more intelligent comments than cummy's.

iamresurrected said...

file it in your faves under Chubby

blue said...

if by gay, you mean happy, then you're probably right

CMFost said...

Ortiz is just in a slump. He will break out of it and be perfectly fine. He is not the first All Star Caliber player to have a slump.

Dan The Man said...

cumbucket...shut the fuck up and get outta here bitchass motherfuck

blue said...

"I could go to a 12 year old's blog and see more intelligent comments than cummy's."

*then...

fixed

iamresurrected said...

Craig, would Brent & Stephen approve of your use of that derogatory term?

Keith S said...

My bad, blue

El Padrino said...

your a festering pustule

blue said...

I don't think brent and stephen would be proud of your homo-bashing

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