Wednesday, April 30, 2008

This day in 1987...

-The New York Islanders won their 3rd Stanley Cup beating the San Dimas Racers, 3-0. Mike LaFurge scored 2 goals and and was named Finals MVP. Congrats Mike!

-Poor weather conditions forced the Buick Open indoors, with George "Pop" Donnell leading the pack to finish with 17 of 18 hole in ones on the mini-putt course. He ended the round drunk and shirtless, prompting numerous rule changes and heavy restrictions on sponsor exemption players in the future.

-NASCAR driver Tony Stewart died and nobody noticed. His body is still used to this day.

-Kobe Bryant had "consensual sex" with a white girl in the bathroom at Harrison Middle School. The girl loved it and had bruises on her throat and head for 3 weeks. She is believed to have brain damage. No one believes that either.

-Lots of NFL players got arrested cause they're all jailbirds.

-8-time Ping Pong champion Jung Wu Ling is detained in his native China for suspicion of doping. When he is found not to have any illegal substances in his system, he is injected and placed at the scene of a 14 yr old hooker's murder. Justice is served and he is appropriately sentenced to life. Fuckin' Ping Pong Chong..


-Dallas and Phoenix go out like bitches in the first round. No wait, that's 2008. Also, the widget on the front page shows Denver playing today. These things entertain me.

-Have a lovely day everyone! Brighten someone's day... give a hug!

ps.. wft happened to the pic on the top of the page? Let's work on fixing that...

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tem said...

damn thing keeps giving me errors.

iamresurrected said...

whore

tem said...

good morning folks.

lots of things happened today 21 years ago.

ToddPacker said...

lots of errors

tem said...

so phoenix and dallas lost.

sucks for them. west is mad tough.

H said...

this post was not here 5 minutes ago, hence my posting on yesterday's...

tem said...

WSOP in like 30 days.

I swear that damn thing just ended 30 days ago.

H said...

"west is mad tough"

Phoenix fucked themselves with that Shaq trade...

Tyler said...

Arod on the DL. That's just great for my fantasy team.

H said...

Arod is gay

tem said...

both the suns and mavs would have gotten out of the first round in the east.

tem said...

arod = beatles?

tem said...

"Phoenix fucked themselves with that Shaq trade..."

marion would have pouted the whole time and they would have still lost.

tem said...

my whole team will make trips to the DL.

next up, ryan braun or brandon webb.

H said...

don't start that conversation again tem

tem said...

but it was such a good conversation.

Tyler said...

Holds>Beatles

Tyler said...

Discuss

tem said...

what if a beatle gets you a hold?

blue said...

i'm not letting a beatle hold me

H said...

much nicer in Boston today. No rain.

H said...

how about that play by Pedroia last night? Even if you hate the Sox, you have to admit that was a hell of a play to save a run.

El Padrino said...

d'antoni is gone

blue said...

is that the play he dislocated his shoulder on?

El Padrino said...

it's official

tem said...

they will replace him with zeke.

tem said...

Steve Kerr "Isaiah can't fuck up everything right? I mean, come on, he's due."

blue said...

Sources have confirmed that Larry Brown is interested in the PHX job

H said...

"is that the play he dislocated his shoulder on?"

huh???

tem said...

pedrioria dislocated his shoulder. he is out for 4 months.

tem said...

or so i just made up. maybe.

blue said...

pedroia had his shoulder pop out of the socket on a diving catch according to Yahoo! sports, but he says its no big deal, happens to him all the time.

ToddPacker said...

keith mentioned shirtless john daly in the ad... the pics are hilarious

ToddPacker said...

*lovad

ToddPacker said...

d wright got a hit for you last night, blue... is he still on the block

blue said...

thanks TP

ToddPacker said...

heilman is still awful

blue said...

i'm keeping D. Wright, he's consistently inconsistent, but when he has a good week, he's awesome.

ToddPacker said...

tulo got hurt last night?

ToddPacker said...

"i'm keeping D. Wright, he's consistently inconsistent, but when he has a good week, he's awesome"

yeah, wright has been very streaky so far this year

H said...

I've seen nothing about a Pedroia injury

blue said...

"tulo got hurt last night?"

yep, pulled a quad, probably out for 2 weeks at least

blue said...

Pedroia injury

blue said...

stupid sundevils

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Fuck Bill Hall & Corey Hart

ToddPacker said...

"I've seen nothing about a Pedroia injury"

he's out for the year... link

ToddPacker said...

didn't the brewers win yesterday

ToddPacker said...

"didn't the brewers win yesterday"

oh, hall and hart were on your bench... that sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Yeah. It sucks huge donkey balls.

Keith S said...

SBtB with Running Zack is on right now.

tem said...

Where he is an Indian?

Keith S said...

"next up, ryan braun or brandon webb."

STFU

ToddPacker said...

"SBtB with Running Zack is on right now."

that's kod's favorite episode

blue said...

sonuva

Keith S said...

"Where he is an Indian?"

Yeah, he has a relationship w/ the Indian guy and it helps Bayside beat Valley in the track meet

tem said...

Valley sucks.

tem said...

keith's money team has all the same players my furry balls team has.

tem said...

Kirsten Dunst is 26 today.

Which is the same number of inches the gap in her teeth is.

Keith S said...

Now it's the episode where Screech's parents go to Graceland and the boys are watching their house. Hilarity ensues.

blue said...

valley does suck

tem said...

why is keith watching SbTb right now?

Keith S said...

"why is keith watching SbTb right now?"

Because nothing else is on.

ToddPacker said...

"why is keith watching SbTb right now?"

pre-work tv

blue said...

i bet that zack breaks an elvis keepsake

tem said...

i bet that zach plows kelly.

Keith S said...

Nope. Violet Ann Bickerstaff broke the Elvis keepsake

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

What's today's Deadbeat Report looking like?

Mills said...

2 days in a row. watch out!

blue said...

oh, that's right, Donna Martin broke the stupid keepsake

Mills said...

EP you say D'Antoni is gone. I say Steve Freaking Kerr should be gone.

blue said...

"What's today's Deadbeat Report looking like?"

I'm guessing that we only have one deadbeat left...alledgedly

ToddPacker said...

"What's today's Deadbeat Report looking like?"

i think i'm going to hold off on the payment for a little bit

blue said...

doesn't kerr own a part of the team?

blue said...

*2 deadbeats....alledgedly

tem said...

deadbeats are in full force.

tem said...

early hungry, lunch meeting.

ToddPacker said...

"*2 deadbeats....alledgedly"

who's the other one?

Keith S said...

Having Marion would not have gotten the Suns out of the 1st round

blue said...

spiff, but he's in hawaii where they don't have the interweb, so he can't be too much to blame

Keith S said...

That's hot

Mills said...

They could have trade Marion for something better than Shaq. That is for sure.

Kerr brought in Shaq just for the Spurs series. Good call on that one.

Mills said...

i am getting error messaged all up in here.

ToddPacker said...

"That's hot"

no reason for that, keith

blue said...

sweet

Keith S said...

The GOAT SBtB is on now.

Keith S said...

I'm so excited!
I'm so excited!
I'm...so...scared!!

blue said...

caffiene pills are no joke

Smoltz needs surgery said...

I'm proud to say I've never seen a single episode of SBtB in my life.

Keith S said...

I'm sad to say I've never seen a single episode of SBtB in my life.

*fixed

iamresurrected said...

beth, thats sickening.

blue said...

yeah, that's not somethign to be proud about.

no wonder you're so messed up

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm proud to say I've never seen a single episode of SBtB in my life."

What is wrong with you?

Smoltz needs surgery said...

Geez, I never expected such a strong reaction. I've seen maybe 5 minutes of an episode here or there, but I just don't understand the appeal of it.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Beth was too mature for SbTb. She was already doling out handjobs at age 12.

Smoltz needs surgery said...

I think you're confusing your life with mine there Meiz.

blue said...

yeah, she didn't need to learn from SbtB because she learnt everything she needed to know on the streets

Smoltz needs surgery said...

And I think a fetus is too mature for SBtB...

ToddPacker said...

i watched SBtB with my grandkids

Keith S said...

Stop being holier then now

ToddPacker said...

SBtB is a top 5 CoLoV

Keith S said...

If you comment on LoV you're probably mature enough for SBTB

Mills said...

beth - when is the big day?


also - you may want to disclose this SbtB transgression to fmbeth - it could be a deal breaker.

ToddPacker said...

beth probably would have been a fine addition to the waite-staff at the max

Keith S said...

WFT?? De la Hoya is fighting this weekend?

JFreak said...

five

JFreak said...

five dollar

Smoltz needs surgery said...

Wease, no date set yet, as neither of us is ready for that. Mabye 2010 but I don't see it happening before that.

And as far as I remember fmbeth has never mentioned or shown any interest in SBtB, but if he'd choose SBtB over me then I wouldn't want to marry him anyway. :-)

JFreak said...

five dollar footlong!

JFreak said...

at subway!

Keith S said...

Hot Sundae is the greatest.girl.group.evar

Mills said...

By 2010, TP's grandkids may have grandkids.... or he could be dead. don't you want him to be around to see you walk down the isle? i mean, i assume you are inviting everybody here right?

Mills said...

Keith - I am glad you put "girl" in there, cuz they couldn't hold a candle to The Zach Attack.

"Here I go, all alone, wondering what went wrong... Did we ever have a chance?"

Also - did it ever bother anybody else that Kelly was a singer in two groups, but for the episode where they had a contest to write the school song, Kelly is terrible?

Smoltz needs surgery said...

"i assume you are inviting everybody here right?"

You keep holding your breath on that one Wease. :-)

Keith S said...

"Also - did it ever bother anybody else that Kelly was a singer in two groups, but for the episode where they had a contest to write the school song, Kelly is terrible?"

No. I realized long ago that it's a TV show.

Mills said...

"Here I go, all alone, wondering what went wrong... Did we ever have a chance?"
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I think i misplaced the above-quote.

that song actually came from the prom where zack and kelly broke up. slater and jessie were singing that to each other.

right?

Keith S said...

Sorry everyone

Mills said...

you should be- you started this mess and derailed the train.

it IS your fault.

Keith S said...

Is this where Beth is from?

Mills said...

Sounds like I missed a good Costas Now on HBO last night. Also, JoeChat up at FireJoeMorgan

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Kenny Loggins has many Grammys

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Wease, no date set yet, as neither of us is ready for that. Mabye 2010 but I don't see it happening before that.

so he's leasing with an option to buy. smart lawyer.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

the Suns problem wasn't Shaq, it was their lack of will/championship experience, etc.

3 straight possessions at the end of the game:

Nash is stripped (TO)
Bad pass by Nash (TO)
Diaw throws it out of bounds (TO)

ball game.

tem said...

"Mabye 2010 but I don't see it happening before that."

long engagements have a higher probability of being a temgagement.

lock it up now.

JFreak said...

GI Joe movie pics

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

an "engagment" with "no date set yet, as neither of us is ready for that. Mabye 2010 but I don't see it happening before that." = dood is trying to lock down the pooty while still looking for an upgrade.

don't let him shoplift the pooty beff.

Keith S said...

Marlon Wayans as Ripcord


WFT

Mills said...

the Suns problem wasn't Shaq, it was their lack of will/championship experience, etc.

3 straight possessions at the end of the game:

Nash is stripped (TO)
Bad pass by Nash (TO)
Diaw throws it out of bounds (TO)

ball game.
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Wouldn't have been in the position to play from behind if Hack-A-Shaq wasn't a success...

Instead, they could have been playing with a lead and knocking down FTs

Mills said...

long engagements have a higher probability of being a temgagement.

lock it up now.
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this is true, and hilarious

Keith S said...

Nash got paid for his performance last night

tem said...

it is not hilarious.

tem said...

well it is kinda hilarious.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

oh weasel. do you really want to do this?

please don't watch highlights and listen to talking heads then try to have a discussion with someone who watched the Suns all season.

please.

the Suns completely gacked it up down the stretch - with the game on the line those 3 straight possessions kilt them.

please stop.

without shaq the Suns would have been out rebounded all series and the results would have been worse.

please stop. help us bad aids...you're our only hope.

tem said...

i have to agree with el tardo Hack-A-Shaq needs to be stopped.

They did it to that Simmons guy. He stood at halfcourt and when Brent Barry saw someone was about to get an open shot he fouled the Simmons guy.

wft.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

if G Hill was healthy for this series the Suns probably would have won, him being out kilt them also.

tem said...

why didn't d'antonioooionoionio do hack a duncan?

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

hack-a-shaq is retardo but legal, they need to change it up.

tem said...

G Hill being hurt for the playoffs was nothing short of expected.

They should just sit him for 5 weeks after the all star break to keep him healthy.

tem said...

"hack-a-shaq is retardo but legal, they need to change it up."

yes. the league needs to change the rules. that is what el tardo said. still can't believe i agree with him.

JFreak said...

or maybe...shaq could learn how to shoot a free throw.

Mills said...

An idiot once, an idiot forever.

This is not Shaq circa 2000 - this Shaq doesn't bring squat to the table. And his FT woes DID cost the suns in this series.

Popps exploited him like a little bitch - and they wouldn't have been able to do that if Kerr never made that trade.

Mills said...

and I watched game 1 and last nights game live. sorry i have a little bit more of life than you or i would have watched more cuz it was round 1's best series matchup.

tem said...

"or maybe...shaq could learn how to shoot a free throw."

i used to be in this camp, but then they started doing it to that simmons guy and basically anyone who sucked at free throws.

i don't think the game is meant to be played that way.

tem said...

mills vs bfl slappers are always classic.

blue said...

"if G Hill was healthy for this series the Suns probably would have won"

if you're relying on Grant Hill to be healthy, then that's a problem.

Keith S said...

He hasn't learned how in 36 years, he probably won't start now.

Mills said...

you can't change the rules. that would be stupid.

tem said...

"you can't change the rules. that would be stupid."

not midseason no, but in the offseason they need to change the rules.

they change rules all the time in the offseason....zone defenses for example.

Keith S said...

They changed the hack a shaq a few years ago to where you can't do it inside 2 minutes. They should probably expand that

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

G Hill was relatively healthy all season long and aggravated a grow-in injury the last game of the season.

he did well this season.

blue said...

hack a shaq works because even if he makes the FTs it slows the game down and destroys any momentum from building....

I don't like it either, and I didn't watch the game, but I think Tem means Skinner, not Simmons

Mills said...

i don't buy the hill argument.

1) blue is right - you can't count on him being healthy - that is just poor planning

2) bell and diaw had decent games last night soaking up hill's minutes. he really wasn't missed as much as a result.

tem said...

pretty much every sport changes the rules in the offseason.

football does every year. no more 5 yard facemask next year, they did away with the pushing a receiver out of bounds thing, they change rules all the freaking time.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

and I watched game 1 and last nights game live. sorry i have a little bit more of life than you or i would have watched more cuz it was round 1's best series matchup.

so you don't watch sports - or watch games of teams you like?

you're finally admitting that you are Shammy.

well done weasel.

tem said...

Skinner, whatever.

some dude with funny facial hair.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

and you're admitting you only watch parts of things then make conclusions based off of that?

Weasel or Shammy Jr - which would you prefer?

blue said...

rules are rules, and taking advantage of rules is what makes coaches millionaires i guess

Mills said...

so you don't watch sports - or watch games of teams you like?

you're finally admitting that you are Shammy.

well done weasel.
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No...again, I have a life and cannot possibly watch every minute of every game (in all major sports) as you claim too fagasourus.

blue said...

the problem with the suns was the lack of production from DJ Strawberry...dude is for real, and he just sat there on the bench and didn't even contribute.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Hill filled in Marion's role (quite well actually) - he's capable of playing better D on Parker or Ginobli than anyone on the roster.

next

tem said...

"rules are rules, and taking advantage of rules is what makes coaches millionaires i guess"

no argument there.

this is why they change the rules in the offseason. and this one needs changed.

Mills said...

i watched 2 full games of the series and followed it otherwise...i don't think i am un-qualified to give a CORRECT opinion on the topic.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

No...again, I have a life and cannot possibly watch every minute of every game (in all major sports) as you claim too fagasourus.

what? I said I watched the Suns this season and can make an informed opinion...unlike you who admitted he watches bits and pieces of things then comes to absolute opinions - like Shammy does.

you admitted that you are a shammy disciple.

congrats.

next.

tem said...

"if you're relying on Grant Hill to be healthy, then that's a problem."

kerr should have known this.

can't blame hill for being hurt, he always is.

Mills said...

Skinner, whatever.

some dude with funny facial hair.
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do you think he goes to the salon for that dye job? or is that some home-slice work?

tem said...

opinions are like.....

Mills said...

BFL - take your ball back to whatever hole you crawled out of please.

tem said...

i think the guy has enough time on his hands that he got a degree in dyeing facial hair and then did it himself.

blue said...

my brats turned out very well last night thank you...as they usually do

Mills said...

BFL - you should have taken your "tall" pills this AM.

or at least mytol for your cramps.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I missed this stuff.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

BFL - you should have taken your "tall" pills this AM.

or at least mytol for your cramps.

I thought I was the one who uses the same sorry joke over and over?

you're making yourself look very bad weasel - which is saying something - even for you.

next.

blue said...

Shaq hurt their "motion" defense, the suns gave up way more layups after the marion trade than before...but they aren't built to play defense, they're built to outscore you, like the nuggets...at least the suns didn't get swept.

Keith S said...

It's not a true slapper until the feminine products are referenced

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

baseball

Mills said...

Who here actually thinks that the Shaq trade helped the Suns?

One flaming loser. That's all.

Sorry BFL - you are outvoted...or will be once they are tallied.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Shaq hurt their "motion" defense, the suns gave up way more layups after the marion trade than before


this is a valid point, the Suns p-n-r defense is/was awful.

pre-Shaq the Spurs beat them via offensive rebounding leading to 2nd chance pionts.

with Shaq they beat them by moving Shaq around.

I still say Suns + Shaq > Suns - Shaq.

Mills said...

RE: Baseball...

Looks like you, freak, and i will have something to talk about through the rest of the season.

NL Central. Best in baseball again.... or something.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Sorry BFL - you are outvoted...or will be once they are tallied.


ahahahah

outvoted.

weasel, please, take a deep breath and re-group.

next.

blue said...

I like that Mills keeps using BFL, when it's BLF....that humors me

Mills said...

I still say Suns + Shaq > Suns - Shaq.
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that is some retarded math.

try Suns + Marion (or better trade partner) >>> Suns + Shaq.

Mills said...

I know exactly what his name is. BFL is different. check yesterday.

blue said...

don't tell me what to check

Mills said...

I gotta roll tide to Hungry Time. Big Fucking Loser will have to spar with somebody else.

H said...

"I still say Suns + Shaq > Suns - Shaq."

I think this sentence is true because of the chemistry issues that Marion caused. But I also do agree with whoever said they could have gotten more for Marion than they did.

And I know I'm not a huge basketball fan, but I figured I'd chime in anyways.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

it's alright Sham Jr

I ain't madacha

blue said...

"I still say Suns + Shaq > Suns - Shaq."

I will say that Suns + Shaq = Suns - Shaq...the goal was to win a championship, and neither team was going to do that.

Keith S said...

Suns + Marion would have been out in the 1st round, too. They've proved that D'Antoni's system was just good enough to get them in the playoffs, but not good enough to get to the Finals.

blue said...

I lost a lot of respekt for shaq though with his NBDL comments about the Heat, and it was obvious he was just taking up space and collecting a check in Miami...that's D league attitude if you ask me.

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

Suns- Shaq = implied Marion is still with them.

but I ain't madacha

next.

Keith S said...

We didn't ask you, blue

Bootney Lee Farnsworth said...

I will say that Suns + Shaq = Suns - Shaq...the goal was to win a championship, and neither team was going to do that.

Suns + Marion would have been out in the 1st round, too. They've proved that D'Antoni's system was just good enough to get them in the playoffs, but not good enough to get to the Finals.

both valid.

the Suns are a mess now.

players questioning the coach, roster getting older with little flexibility, Kerr and D'antoni hate each other, heeb owner.

not good.

or should I say worst.team.eVaR!!!11!! Sham Jr?

blue said...

i'm out of stuff

tem said...

bfl = wft.

just mixing around the letters on purpose 'cause it is fun.

blue said...

sunny delight tries to talk shit on the yahoo board...

meiz needs to work on his alter ego's smack...it's pretty weak.

tem said...

i hate that NBA players complain about every call.

tem said...

and/or non call.

tem said...

blue sunny d said you have 6 girl friends. he is talking you up.

blue said...

yeah, i know, i have a harem

tem said...

you should have a doctor look at that then.

tem said...

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