Wednesday, April 23, 2008

There is no title worthy of this line.

Shaun Alexander got cut. NFW. I mean, YFW of course... bitch has been hurt.. but NFW for the insane 'fall from grace' timeline. That shit was quick! He barely even circled the bowl, that turd went straight down to Chinatown.

Good news is... now the Lions can sign him.

Spurs won.. that sucks.

Hornets are boning the Mavs. Hard. Speaking of a fall from grace.. And if ya don't know, now ya now.. CP3 is, in a word, "elite". Yeah fo' sho'. Kid will be a face of the Niba for years to come. Right now, NBA execs are saying "please don't smoke crack or have baby momma drama cause we're gonna invest alot of green in you".

And this morning, Mark Cuban is throwing fiery spears at a lifesize J-Kidd cutout. Damn him, damn him back to Jersey!

Meeting time calls. This is enough for you.

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blue said...

delectable

H said...

second

H said...

yes!

blue said...

damn, I was gonna go on a run too, and H blocked it

Beth said...

(From the last thread from me to EP:)

EP (or at least I think that's your name, you've lost so many bets lately it's hard to remember...), you interested in losing, oops i mean making, another Mets bet? The Mets and Braves have a 3-game series starting Friday.

Beth said...

Long a.m. runs need to start much earlier Blue.

blue said...

chris paul was insane in the membrane last night...but they were up 25 or so, and he was still in the game with 3 or 4 minutes to go...seriously?

tem said...

byron scott wants to destroy the mavs

tem said...

i am super tired today.

super tired.

tem said...

now might be the time to make an AM run.

tem said...

early morning lull for everyone else.

blue said...

i am tired as well

tem said...

i'm going to watch that harold and kumar white castle movie tonight.

never seen it before.

blue said...

I got lots of good offers for David Wright last night, meiz's was the best, but i'm guessing it was a drunken maneuver, since he then cancelled the offer.

tem said...

blue blocks the run before it gets any steam.


did you not get the insurance job? that is why you are going to serve burritos?

ToddPacker said...

there's a new harold and kumar movie out, right??

tem said...

i have starting pitching that you need.

tem said...

new one is out this weekend.

blue said...

the insurance job is still pending...these people move like rev..and not like rev when the ice cream truck rolls through town, but like rev when he has to mow the lawn or something.

burrito job would be fun. chipotle's corporate office has a really good reputation here in town....i'm just worried i'd get free burritos and end up 300 pounds

tem said...

blue would be the free burrito king of LOV.

tem said...

rev doesn't like to mow the lawn?

blue said...

insurance job have one more interview to hold, with some chick from Florida...and then they'll decide...but i haven't been eliminated, so they're saying there's a chance

tem said...

i just had a 9am meeting with this chick where i was going to ask her whether or not she wanted to take over this project.

she didn't show.

so now she is taking over the project and all related projects.

blue said...

"rev doesn't like to mow the lawn?"

I don't know, sounds like something he wouldn't get very excited about

tem said...

chick from FL might not want to move to CO.

but it sounds like the job is hers if she wants it.

tem said...

in the corporate world if a dude is actually up against a chick they will take the chick every time.

ToddPacker said...

tem knows corporate

I ♥ Beer said...

"insurance job have one more interview to hold, with some chick from Florida"

how many interviews have you had with this company?

tem said...

tem is wise.

blue said...

"but it sounds like the job is hers if she wants it."

yeah, i can't imagine flying somebody out from florida, and then not offering them the job

tem said...

blue is the fallback guy for insurance company.

blue said...

"in the corporate world if a dude is actually up against a chick they will take the chick every time."

i lost out to a chick in a short skirt for the last job I was a finalist for

tem said...

of course on the bright side if she is hot and it is mrs. boss lady who is doing the hiring and making the final decisions then blue will get the job.

if she is fat and ugly blue will not.

blue said...

"how many interviews have you had with this company?"

2, one with just the HR lady, and one where I met practically the entire office, and their families, and distant cousins

blue said...

"blue is the fallback guy for insurance company."

for sure...I figure if they were really sold on me, they'd have offered me the job, not done this due diligence crap with someone from florida

blue said...

they don't want somebody who is old either...so i'm hoping florida lady is old, like a retiree from florida...or that it snows in April the day she's here.

El Padrino said...

where's my fucking name

tem said...

your name is on last post.

tem said...

per freak yesterday:

EP, to reiterate:

Your name is "Eat Fresh".

Your picture is here.

You need to say "five dollar footlong" at least once each of the next two days.

tem said...

of course i forgot to link his picture just now.

blue said...

picture is subway logo

blue said...

tem-
did you get everyone's money yet

Eat Fresh said...

cant find it til then no pic

Eat Fresh said...

idiot should have posted it here
he knows i dont LOVAD (rare)

Eat Fresh said...

i did not mail the money yet but will soon

Eat Fresh said...

what's eat fresh anyway?

Eat Fresh said...

oh good god nevermind
i just remembered a commercial with that saying

Eat Fresh said...

my street cred is gone

tem said...

"did you get everyone's money yet"

no. the league is full of dead beats.

Eat Fresh said...

"another Mets bet?"

I'm a glutton for punishment. So yes.

blue said...

here is pic

blue said...

"no. the league is full of dead beats"

we can send H to break cumfast's knees if we need to

tem said...

your pic per freak

Beth said...

"I'm a glutton for punishment. So yes."

Pic and name change for 3 days again, like last time? (Although when I win you're free to keep the change for a week again like last time.)

blue said...

subway uses the highest quality meats and cheeses

Eat Fresh said...

"(Although when I win you're free to keep the change for a week again like last time.)"

fucking tem

Eat Fresh said...

subway sucks goat nuts

Eat Fresh said...

Eat shit would be more like it

Eat Fresh said...

and fuck jared
i hope he dies from that tainted shit one day

Eat Fresh said...

he lost weight cuz it aint real meat, it's fillers and water

blue said...

I worked in a deli whilst in college, and about once a week, somebody from subway would come over and get like 5 pounds of the cheapest nastiest turkey we had because they had ran out and didn't order enough.

i wouldn't feed that turkey to my dog.

Eat Fresh said...

and the bread is airy

Eat Fresh said...

i'd eat a fried picture frame before i eat a subway sammich

tem said...

the $5 footlong commercial is hilarity.

ToddPacker said...

"no. the league is full of dead beats."

i am one of those deadbeats

blue said...

reggie bush eats fresh

Eat Fresh said...

Kim K is fresh?

mmmmmm KIM K

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

ToddPacker said...

LoG should keep track of LoV betting records

blue said...

keith would be like 1-32

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I am not one of those deadbeats.









Hi, corporate!

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got drunk last night

tem said...

i did not

Eat Fresh said...

way to go meiz

blue said...

shocking news

tem said...

wall

iamresurrected said...

whenches

blue said...

meiz, trade sent

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I farted

blue said...

el retardo is el retarded

tem said...

the wall took an early hit, but it is holding.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Blue, that offer's closer.

JFreak said...

"idiot should have posted it here
he knows i dont LOVAD"

all you had to do was look at the end of the last post.

whiner.

iamresurrected said...

30 mil gt'd for Jake Long is insane.

JFreak said...

agreed.

blue said...

he's worth it

blue said...

part of that 30M is for entertainment value

tem said...

it would be that much for anyone drafted #1.

blue said...

not me...if I was drafted #1, I would have settled for 15M

JFreak said...

"it would be that much for anyone drafted #1."

no one should get 30 mil gteed as a rookie.

blue said...

NFL needs a rookie salary scale like the NBA has now

Tyler said...

"i lost out to a chick in a short skirt for the last job I was a finalist for"

You should have worn a shorter skirt then

tem said...

i would be worth 30M$

blue said...

a chick ran onto the field last night during the rockies game and took off her shirt and waved it over her head....

they didn't show it on TV, but i'm hoping somebody caught it on their cell phone camera or something and will post it on youtube

Tyler said...

TWSS

Tyler said...

Converse Weapon Rap Commercial feat. Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas and Larry Bird

Tyler said...

Real Transformers

Eat Fresh said...

i'd rather pay 30MM gteed to a LT than any other position

Tyler said...

Achor vs. Reporter Fight

Tyler said...

Blocked on the Youtube Z.

Tyler said...

100

iamresurrected said...

"no one should get 30 mil gteed as a rookie."

this was more what i was going for..

Tyler said...

Wall. Or, everyone is checking out the youtube awesomeness.

Eat Fresh said...

notice isiah came from BENEATH Magic

Eat Fresh said...

he may or may not have wiped his chin

blue said...

the anchor/reporter one has been linked before

blue said...

I saw that TWSS one the other day, and kept forgetting to link it...TWSS is funny

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Slow day, eh?

JFreak said...

TMQ

JFreak said...

wait, today isn't tuesday.

JFreak said...

how did I miss this yesterday?

and blue even made a mention of it.

Eat Fresh said...

hate it when a guy i benched does yardwork

blue said...

i mentioned it?

i read about half of it, he sucks

JFreak said...

you mentioned him saying that jamarcus got as much guaranteed money as LT.

blue said...

oh, yes, i did, i had misremembered

blue said...

stupid HGH

Keith S said...

"keith would be like 1-32"

Erroneous

Eat Fresh said...

Don Cheadle shouls do all playoff commercials.

Eat Fresh said...

Reds GM fired.

Eat Fresh said...

so spiffg was on tv last night
it's confirmed

you are homo

Keith S said...

On this day in 1964...

Ken Johnson, the hard-luck righthanded pitcher of the Houston Colt .45s, allowed no hits in a game aginst the Cincinnati Reds, but suffered an ignominious fate. Johnson became the first pitcher in the history of baseball to lose a no-hitter in nine innings.

blue said...

hasn't el retardo been on TV before?

JFreak said...

ESPN is saying Pedro might be back on the mound in three weeks.

Keith S said...

The chick forgetting the words on Idol last night was hilarity

blue said...

i hate that chick anyway

Keith S said...

Because she's Mormon?

Tyler said...

Sports Guy on TV last night

Tyler said...

Oops, sorry, here's the real link

Eat Fresh said...

fucking cornball

Eat Fresh said...

blue you and him would be buddies
are you hench?

blue said...

she's mormon?

Keith S said...

"Sports Guy on TV last night"

Is it the same thing as the E:60 that's on ESPN?

Keith S said...

"she's mormon?"

Kinda

Keith S said...

Grizzly bears are no joke

Eat Fresh said...

if your not hench are you j-bug?

Eat Fresh said...

furry tractors

Eat Fresh said...

disney has a new pixar movie coming out called

*wall(e)

Keith S said...

nice use of wall

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

My left arm/hand tends to shake. The right one, not so much. I think I could use some push ups or curls.

tem said...

hungry 90 minutes ago.

I ♥ Beer said...

Subway is awsome!!!

blue said...

i'm not hench nor j-bug, at least I don't think I am

i'd never be friends with a Celtics/sawks fan anyway

Keith S said...

Mize is like the Waco Kid.

tem said...

which arm do you drink with?

either you are using it too much to drink or not enough.

blue said...

Maybe H is Hench...we don't know what the H stands for

tem said...

H likes the celtics and sawks.

H said...

"i'd never be friends with a Celtics/sawks fan anyway"

Ouch, Blue

H said...

"Maybe H is Hench...we don't know what the H stands for"

I deal heroin

blue said...

H=Hench

tem said...

h is el tardo's spy?

Eat Fresh said...

a shrek four is in the works, btw

Eat Fresh said...

why? i dont know

blue said...

there is a 9% chance that cumfast is j-bug

blue said...

"a shrek four is in the works, btw"
"why? i dont know"


two words: money

tem said...

shrek 4, 5 and 6 are in the works.

tem said...

and why is because each one makes the studios > 100M$

tem said...

if h is real life friends with cumfast then he should just off himself.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why was that nbdl player paying 200 a month to rent a tv? just having it for 3-4 months is a rip-off, dont care that its 73 inches

TWSS

I ♥ Beer said...

h is real life friends with cumfast?

really?

I ♥ Beer said...

i don't understand...

Spaceman Spiff said...

two words: money

purposely hilarity

I ♥ Beer said...

is h bi-polar?

tem said...

h is not a bear

tem said...

"why was that nbdl player paying 200 a month to rent a tv?"

the D league doesn't just build balling skillz it helps with financial decisions too. he learnt that this was a bad idea.

Keith S said...

Isiah Thomas is running the NBDL league now

H said...

"h is real life friends with cumfast?

really?"

no

blue said...

steve misses everything

Keith S said...

aitch & cummy go to the dog park together. cmcummy loves the obstacle course

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Mize is like the Waco Kid."

Yes.


"either you are using it too much to drink or not enough."


Not enough

ToddPacker said...

"steve misses everything"

except bachelor party ski weekends

Tyler said...

If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away

ToddPacker said...

"If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away"

tyler ♥'s the sweater song

Keith S said...

Watch me unravel
I'll soon be naked

Keith S said...

Lying on the floor
Lying on the floor

Spaceman Spiff said...

'Isiah Thomas is running the NBDL league now'

i didnt know there was a NBDLL

H said...

lyin on the floor, lyin on the floor
I've come undone

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"there is a 9% chance that cumfast is j-bug"


I think J-Bug lives in Milwaukee

Keith S said...

"i didnt know there was a NBDLL"

I realized after I posted it

Keith S said...

Sunny D is J-bug

ToddPacker said...

undone is a 1-day-CoLoV

tem said...

I read TMQ until I got to where he was telling some 1st round basketball pick to stay in school.

that kid (Chalmers) stock has never been higher....buy low, sell high...time to sell.

blue said...

for once, i disagree with tem, and agree with TMQ...chalmers won't be a lottery pick this year because he was on a team of good players. If he sticks around one more year and becomes "the man" and has a good season, he could be a top 10 pick...or he could be a 2nd rounder...it's all about risk/reward.

tem said...

"NBDLL"

it if what it if

Eat Fresh said...

that tommy blake piece was good too

btw the real reason why i watch that show is to make sure i dont miss the one time that jeremy schapp and rachel nichols fistfight

Eat Fresh said...

how bout those fighting geeks?

Keith S said...

I might go to Subway today.

blue said...

subway sounds good...

how much does a footlong cost, EP?

tem said...

go now, get the money now.

Eat Fresh said...

"how much does a footlong cost, EP?"

free if you have a vagina

ToddPacker said...

brooke hogan does not get free subway

ToddPacker said...

SG gets free subway

Keith S said...

TP likes jagina

tem said...

are you saying brooke hogan does not have a footlong?

ToddPacker said...

"TP likes jagina"

keith likes jock

Keith S said...

Jock Jams

Keith S said...

No afternoon MLB games sucks

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"tyler ♥'s the sweater song"


I ♥ Say It Ain't So

ToddPacker said...

"No afternoon MLB games sucks"

yeah... mets don't lose until tonight

H said...

H went to subway for lunch

tem said...

H got a footlong for lunch?

Keith S said...

aitch ♥s footlongs

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