Monday, April 07, 2008

Opening Day Photo Extravaganza!!!

Buckle up, its gonna be a long one. I'm not fucking around here. No complaints, please.


Rounding third, and stumbling home...


Cruising to Miller Park on Miller Park Way.


Just getting started. 9:00 AM.


My boy Jabby at the Jeep. The first 2 beers of the day.


Leff's LuckyTown's party. They get tons of people for it. $83 for free beer & dick to ass crowdedness. No Thanks.



Helfaer Field. In the shadows of Miller Park. Its a Little League field. They also have ragball softball leagues here. Helfaer's home plate is County Stadium's old home plate. Exact same location, and all.


Standard shot of MP from outside.


Jabby & C-Murder. Yes, we gave Murder a gang of shit for drinking Guinness at Opening Day.


I kept trying to get shots of the kids playing cronhole, but the jag-offs on the left wouldn't move. Note the people smart enough to bring their own port-a-shitter.



Random.


Me. Nice double-chin, fatty. Its not that bad. At least that's what I tell myself.


Homeboy rockin' the full uniform.



He's eating pancakes. NS.



Brew Crew cupcakes. Mmmmmm.


Jell-O shots!


Hey! The pancake eater was JJ Hardy. What a humble guy.


Monkey man.



Monkey man playing cornhole.
A photo-op.


The only way I could photograph honeys without coming across as a creep.



Goddamn snow.



KEGSTANDS!!! There were some fatties lining up for kegstands, but I didn't want to seem like the dickhead taking pictures of the fat girls being hoisted by 5 dudes.


Heading in to Miller Park.


Guess what this guy was doing...


God's brewery, in the distance.



The front lot.



Backside of the front lot & the money lot across I-94. I love that parking lot.



Bing 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out, bring 'em out!



Bernie's joint. Not having the beer mug is pretty lame.



The joint filling up.


Bill E. Hall's 1st dinger.


These people were so loaded, I literally couldn't understand what they were saying.



Bernie Brewer up on the chalet.



Bill Hall's 2nd homer!



Indoor smoking! Only in Milwaukee.



Opening Day. The best day to randomly run into people you know.


Billy not only hits bombs on opening day, but also on Mother's Day.



Awesome Gagne jersey.


Take Me Out To The Ballgame love. That's how we roll.



More 7th inning stretch.




Roll Out The Barrell! We'll have a barrell of fun!



Ballgame!!! "Lets Go Brew Crew! Lets Go Brew Crew! Lets Go Brew Crew!"



Happy and drunk.



There was a "Fuck The Cubs" chant going on at this point.



Random high-fives all-around. Nothing better.



She was our favorite Brewers fan. Leading "Lets Go Brewers!"



Hey there.



Booze is the best.


Our tailgating neighbors.



Drinking with Frank The Tank, Rodds, The Rock, Jabby, & Kristin(married to Rodds). I mocked her bright yellow shoes. How ridiculous.



Can you believe she's still tiny after 2 kids?


Nice hat, Jabs.


Nice dick, Patton. Gotta love the Fat Squirrel.



Kristin ♥ hot dogs.



Yes. We're towel sellouts. I refuse to wave that shit.




Fin.





















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JFreak said...

"There was a "Fuck The Cubs" chant going on at this point."

Only some insecure brew crew fans could make their opening day game about a team that wasn't there.

Good on ya.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Bitter

We ♥ Coach K said...

Nice work mize

We ♥ Coach K said...

So there's a hot chick in 'Sconnie, huh

We ♥ Coach K said...

I wish people out here tailgated.

We ♥ Coach K said...

More poop hands

We ♥ Coach K said...

Creepy

JFreak said...

How'd you like to be the spouse that had two people you were married to kill themselves?

sheesh. that would be awful.

at some point, you'd have to think that it somehow must be because of you.

JFreak said...

Christopher Walken made SNL very good.

Very good.

Beth said...

And to think after the first Braves-Mets game was rained out I was worried it'd be harder for the Braves to win the series...

EP, before Sunday's game I was thinking about your new name being "Santana is the Braves' bitch" but 1 run over 7 innings and Santana hitting a double got you out of that (dammit). Instead your new name (for today at least) is "I hate all things NY!!" and HERE is your picture.

steve said...

Chick with the yellow shoes is hot.

blue said...

fuck the nuggets and their bitch asses

steve said...

The dude that killed himself after the heart transplant from the guy that killed himself both of whom are married to the same woman both of whom used guns.


has anybody questioned the widow? this is fishy.

blue said...

bitch ass ho bag mothers

blue said...

So I guess Memphis is going to win a championship...although if Eli can win a superbowl, maybe Bill Self can win the NCAA tourney...2008 will be "opposite year"

ToddPacker said...

nice pics, meiz

ToddPacker said...

aaron heilman still sucks... johan pitched good enough to win that game

steve said...

Dear Roy,

Thanks for reminding us that you are incapable of winning the big one with your own team.

Sincerely,
Duke Fans

P.S. Bring Back Matt

tem said...

"Christopher Walken made SNL very good."


bullshit. bullshit. bullshit.

I watched 2 skits, fucker was reading cue cards the whole time. ruined the whole thing for me. at least learn your fucking lines. he wasn't even trying to hide it. had to squint sometimes to read 'em.

ToddPacker said...

how much $$$ do i get for winning the lov brackets??

tem said...

you get nothing.

send in your fmlb money.

tem said...

beth,

good work on the name and pic.

ToddPacker said...

yeah olive garden pic is funny

ToddPacker said...

"send in your fmlb money."

i'll get it out this week

Beth said...

"johan pitched good enough to win that game"

True, except that the Braves pitchers pitched even better. Smoltz lives for these games.

kodiac said...

that was an awsome post

ns

oh, and Bemidji got 27 inches of snow yesterday and this morning. That means.....SNOW DAY!! Wohoo

I hate all things NY. said...

Texiera saved your pretty hide elizabeth. Nice work though.

Beth said...

And I wish I could take credit for the Olive Garden idea, Steve actually came up with that one.

I hate all things NY. said...

deke this was the post of the year
and i don't know if it'll get beat

tem said...

27 inches is a lot.

Beth said...

Hey NY hater, your pic isn't showing up, at least for me it isn't.

I hate all things NY. said...

pic aint piccing, let me fix

tem said...

indeed the bar has been raised.

Beth said...

"27 inches is a lot"

TWSS

I hate all things NY. said...

it's like i'm keef with this name and pic change

I hate all things NY. said...

try the salad and breadsticks

cuz, really, it's hard to fuck that up

tem said...

OG breadsticks are good.

steve said...

Olive Garden rocks!!

I hate all things NY. said...

steve thanks for helping beth out















*jerkoff

I hate all things NY. said...

Does everyone in Wisconsin smoke the drink "THE HIGH LIFE"?

I hate all things NY. said...

*and

I hate all things NY. said...

"although if Eli can win a superbowl"

Not cool blue. Not cool.

tem said...

not everyone.

one guy drinks Guinness

Beth said...

Don't worry EP, this name and pic may just be for today, I'm trying to come up with something else for tomorrow and/or Wednesday. (Although I'm out starting Wed thru the end of the week for Hilton Head.)

blue said...

thanks for not giving us a picture of Bobby Cox without his shirt on Beth

tem said...

HH talk = CoL.

HH is nice.

tem said...

you staying in ritzy sea pines again?

Beth said...

Yep, Sea Pines is where the fiance's parents' place is. Walking distance from South Beach & Salty Dog.

(And yes, I know your opinion of Salty Dog...)

You're going to HH in the summer, right Tem?

I hate all things NY. said...

you can change the name pic?
wow fancy wager there beth

well played

I hate all things NY. said...

figures you'd vacation at a place with the word "head" in the name

I hate all things NY. said...

i was at the Salty Dog fri night

Beth said...

You really want to antagonize me with 2 days left on the bet EP???

:-)

I hate all things NY. said...

salty dog

Beth said...

Gee, your Salty Dog is a sports bar, who'd have guessed...

I bet there was lots of cursing there at the end of the Mets games this weekend, or maybe just dead quiet. :-)

tem said...

yeah i'll be there in mid july.

tem said...

HH that is.

tem said...

but i'll be over with the poor people in coligny.

I hate all things NY. said...

"I bet there was lots of cursing there at the end of the Mets games this weekend, or maybe just dead quiet. :-)"

It's April. No worries yet.

Beth said...

"but i'll be over with the poor people in coligny"

Just bring your jorts, you'll fit right in. :-)

tem said...

i have no jorts.

tem said...

i will buy a pair.

and bleach them.

Beth said...

TP can lend you some.

I hate all things NY. said...

beth your closer is shitty
we'll get to him more than once this year

tem said...

he can send them in the mail with his FMLB money.

tem said...

as can all the other people who haven't paid.

tem said...

"beth your closer is shitty
we'll get to him more than once this year"

so you are expecting the mets to be losing going into the 9th?

I hate all things NY. said...

"so you are expecting the mets to be losing going into the 9th?"

just in case

I hate all things NY. said...

tem i'm mailing it this week

Beth said...

"beth your closer is shitty
we'll get to him more than once this year"

Yep, 1 game is enough to base a season on. He had 1 shaky inning, the Braves obviously need to cut him.

Beth said...

Just as accurate - "EP your clutch hitting is shitty, obviously nothing's changed since the end of last year".

I hate all things NY. said...

"Yep, 1 game is enough to base a season on. He had 1 shaky inning, the Braves obviously need to cut him."

I didn't like his attitude. And that gold glove at first saved his ass.

blue said...

chokers

Beth said...

I won't lie to you, I was getting pretty nervous there in the 9th.

tem said...

mailing it in this week?

i do that every week.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"deke this was the post of the year
and i don't know if it'll get beat"

I did it for you.

I hate all things NY. said...

thanks brother

tem said...

hmm, do you two want to be alone for a bit?

tem said...

i'm going to lunch soon, so that will be 1 less person.

tem said...

monday morning wall in effect.

JFreak said...

"I watched 2 skits, fucker was reading cue cards the whole time."

so?

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice push by blue yesterday to keep EP from a shutout and bigger head start in the league

Spaceman Spiff said...

i play deke week 1, then deke's other team week 2?

Spaceman Spiff said...

everyone reads the cue cards now, thats just how its gonna be

I hate all things NY. said...

"nice push by blue yesterday to keep EP from a shutout and bigger head start in the league"

fucking verlander

I hate all things NY. said...

Tigers blow

I hate all things NY. said...

no doubt they'll rip of 18 wins in a row though

at some point

I hate all things NY. said...

walken always read off the cue cards, in fact all hosts for the most part read off the cue's

Spaceman Spiff said...

concert was awesome, jimmy eat world with award for cleanest performance

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"i play deke week 1, then deke's other team week 2?"

You're an ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

tyler was right about anti-flag, bunch or preachy muthas

kodiac said...

a snow day, a 6 pack of CL and an afternoon Twins game.
-today is a good day

Spaceman Spiff said...

how much CL do you keep on hand at all times?

kodiac said...

how much CL do you keep on hand at all times?

generally between 10 and 48 cans

JFreak said...

afternoon baseball games cure all ills.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i could use some good carne asada nachos right now

kodiac said...

afternoon baseball games cure all ills.

absolutely; I wish I could be at the game. That's one of the things that really sucks living up here; 4 hour drive to the dome (although I guess today's game is in Chicago)

I hate all things NY. said...

so you cant get CL from running the sink water?

kodiac said...

so you cant get CL from running the sink water?

wouldn't that be something. Although CL does taste quite a bit like sink water

I hate all things NY. said...

yes it does

blue said...

i'm not going to win many weeks in FMLB...although in comparison my numbers were pretty good, EP just had a phenominal week.

I might do that power ranking thing that the quitter used to do and post it on LoF later today.

I hate all things NY. said...

Vick's not Burt Reynolds

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Power Rankings are the best

Spaceman Spiff said...

wtf, NBA trying to make min age 20 now? TWO years of college is bullshit

I hate all things NY. said...

Today is the 75th anniversary of the day prohibiton was ended. I will celebrate.

I hate all things NY. said...

that's gay spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

you can celebrate at olive garden

blue said...

2 years is awesome

We ♥ Coach K said...

"it's like i'm keef with this name and pic change"

I'm not going to pretend that didn't hurt

blue said...

they are trying to ensure that lebron will be the #1 scorer all-time and nobody will have a chance to challenge that

We ♥ Coach K said...

"as can all the other people who haven't paid."

I put my check in the mailbox today so you can collect the interest off of it for the next 6 months before you actually need it.

We ♥ Coach K said...

s

We ♥ Coach K said...

blue
I got on the WGT leaderboard last night. 107.something

blue said...

someday keith will win a bet

We ♥ Coach K said...

I win bets with mize.

We ♥ Coach K said...

And the quitter

blue said...

meiz loses bets to everybody

I hate all things NY. said...

what was this bet again?

We ♥ Coach K said...

UCLA/Memphis

We ♥ Coach K said...

Reds/Brewers tomorrow thru Thursday.
Mize?

I hate all things NY. said...

Today's headlines on Drudge...

Man in Wheelchair Robbed Bank...

...Man Accused of Stealing Pizza Pans

Wife, husband battle over hot dogs...

...mother and son arrested for stealing food

We ♥ Coach K said...

NYC has the best CO fumes

We ♥ Coach K said...

On this day in 1963...

Jack Nicklaus recorded a four-round total of 286 and won his first Masters golf championship. Nicklaus won the prestigious tournament held at Augusta (Ga.) National a record six times during his career.

TP was there.

I hate all things NY. said...

saw that on the news last night
i laughed

tem said...

"everyone reads the cue cards now, thats just how its gonna be"

and thats part of the reason the show sucks.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I got shit.

tem said...

"I might do that power ranking thing that the quitter used to do and post it on LoF later today."

my team will be near the bottom.

keith and i had bad weeks, but thankfully played each other.

kodiac said...

I'm unstoppble at this game

*spoiler alert: You have to burn the rope

tem said...

"I put my check in the mailbox today so you can collect the interest off of it for the next 6 months before you actually need it."

hmm, $180 X 3% / 2 (half year) = $2.70.

i should just buy some stock with it instead.

tem said...

that game is too hard.

We ♥ Coach K said...

"*spoiler alert: You have to burn the rope"

It says BurnTheRope in the URL.

blue said...

burn the rope

TWSS

kodiac said...

It says BurnTheRope in the URL.

I know, it was (s)

We ♥ Coach K said...

I need a new car. My 7 year old car is apparently dying.

blue said...

ask meiz, he knows all about cars.

don't ask EP, because your car will pale in comparison to what you could buy in NY

tem said...

blue would have beat me 7-5 in fmlb.

tem said...

also when you play the game it tells you to burn the rope.

tem said...

buy a hyundai.

kodiac said...

also when you play the game it tells you to burn the rope.

and the name of the game is "you have to burn the rope"

We ♥ Coach K said...

"ask meiz, he knows all about cars."

I'm going to take over the lease on the fm's new Acura and she's getting a Lexus.

tem said...

"I'm going to take over the lease on the fm's new Acura and she's getting a Lexus."

acura & lexus

keith = rich

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Reds/Brewers tomorrow thru Thursday.
Mize?"

Ugh. I'm doubting that one.

I hate all things NY. said...

Keef i have an Acura RDX
it's nice

kodiac said...

Candace Parker is kinda hot

ns

We ♥ Coach K said...

"keith = rich"

Except the opposite.
Her dad got her low payments for it, and I can afford those. She is the one who has money.

We ♥ Coach K said...

"Ugh. I'm doubting that one."

It's in 'Sconnie

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"I'm going to take over the lease on the fm's new Acura and she's getting a Lexus."

Bottled mind.

We ♥ Coach K said...

"Keef i have an Acura RDX
it's nice"

I'll be driving a TSX. I don't know the difference between all of them.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Why not save money to buy a house?

Dikembe Meiztombo said...
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I hate all things NY. said...

TSX is a car, RDX is a jeep

We ♥ Coach K said...

"Why not save money to buy a house?"

$280/mo car payment < $800/mo maintenance costs.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"$280/mo car payment"

I wish I could afford that.

We ♥ Coach K said...

Me too.

We ♥ Coach K said...

I saw 21 on Saturday night. 4 outta 5 helmet stickers. The book is mo' betta.

We ♥ Coach K said...

Having to explain to the fm what they were doing every 10 minutes was -100 out of 5 helmet stickers.

We ♥ Coach K said...

Christopher *Wall(ken) was hilarity on SNL, irregardless of whether he was reading the cue cards. That made it funnier.

steve said...

Reading an article on the anniversary of the end of prohibition, here is a bit of it:

"April 7th was really just ... FDR looking for an economic shot in the arm," Skilnik said. "And it was a very successful shot in the arm. There was a hell of a lot of money spent." He said $25 million was pumped into breweries and associated businesses -- helping farmers, truckers, and glassmakers as well as brewers and pubs -- in the first 48 hours of sales.

And that was good for cash-strapped governments, too.

"Everybody [in government], for the first time, started to wrap their heads around the notion that this is something that you could tax," he said.

The first day of beer sales reaped $7.5 million in tax receipts for the U.S. Treasury, he noted.


*clears throat* marijuana. An estimated 97 million americans have used the reefer. that could be a lot of tax dollars.

We ♥ Coach K said...

Look at every skit he's done and he's always read the cards.

steve said...

not to mention the money saved from no longer having to keep this "dangerous drug" off the "streets".

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Having to explain to the fm what they were doing every 10 minutes was -100 out of 5 helmet stickers."

That's the worst. I don't mind having to do it during sporting events on TV, though.

tem said...

"Christopher *Wall(ken) was hilarity on SNL, irregardless of whether he was reading the cue cards. That made it funnier."

no it didn't. it was terrible.

agree to disagree. but i am right and you are wrong.

tem said...

drugs are bad....mmmmmkay.

blue said...

i got a fever

We ♥ Coach K said...

I've never smoked mj

blue said...

they should position the cue cards by the camera so that the people are looking at the camera when reading them cards

We ♥ Coach K said...

"agree to disagree. but i am right and you are wrong."

Go eat some Cheerios

blue said...

neither have I

steve said...

doesn't CW always act like he's reading off que cards? it's kinda his charm isn't it?

tem said...

I had a bannana today instead of cheerios.

blue said...

i had a banana too, helps with the K and keeps me from getting leg cramps

kodiac said...

nice use of the K Blue; somebody's been studying the periodic table of elements

kodiac said...

time for ice cream

blue said...

K is CoL

I hate all things NY. said...

i had 3 beers at lunch

color me buzzed

I hate all things NY. said...

* i ate no food

tem said...

I ate a bannana because I bought them and need to eat them before they go bad.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Cheese steak for lunch

tem said...

why did you eat no food?

tem said...

that is mind bottling.

JFreak said...

what's with the 250 patches that the pirates are wearing?

Is that the number of wins they've had the past 5 years?

blue said...

did you drink those cheeesesteaks in beer form? I'm confused

blue said...

Power rankings are in the works

I hate all things NY. said...

"why did you eat no food?"

cuz i like the way it feels

tem said...

"Is that the number of wins they've had the past 5 years?"

it is one for every fan.

I hate all things NY. said...

"did you drink those cheeesesteaks in beer form? I'm confused"

stop it, you know i dont speak spanish

tem said...

twss?

I hate all things NY. said...

i'm tearing up a bag of chips right now and just ate a leftover eggroll

JFreak said...

"it is one for every fan."

that made me lol.

I hate all things NY. said...

yahooooooo on west coast time is pissing me off

I hate all things NY. said...

PEWING JR's dunk was fucking great

I hate all things NY. said...

Ewing Sr. btw is a hall of famer

steve said...

empty stomach beer buzz is the best. but after you eat it makes you soooo tired.

We ♥ Coach K said...

"i had 3 beers at lunch
color me buzzed
* i ate no food"


I like when people have to justify why they get buzzed off of 3 beers.

JFreak said...

ewing was awful.

just like every other ny basketball player.

We ♥ Coach K said...

NY teams have the best payrolls.

I hate all things NY. said...

"ewing was awful."

i'll have none of this talk

blue said...

"PEWING JR's dunk was fucking great"

I mentioned this over the weekend, that dunk was amazing

JFreak said...

you'll have it as long as i'm here.

ewing was nothing special at all.

blue said...

that was the best dunk in that whole competition

Beth said...

"I like when people have to justify why they get buzzed off of 3 beers"

I get buzzed off of 3 beers, food or no food.

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