Thursday, April 03, 2008

Number 493

In terribly unsurprising news, Pedro Martinez is hurt. The bet is over before it began.

Three new rules/rule changes to look out for in the NFL.
1. Field goals are now reviewable
2. Force out rule is gone. Two feet down or GTFO.
3. No more 5 yard facemasks. So even if it's incidental, you're screwed.


I'm watching this japanese import game show called ultimate ninja warrior.

It's crazy.

They start with 100 people and make them go through this stage, and it's designed so only 5 or 6 make it through. But then they have 3 more stages just to torture the people who are left. Part of the third stage is a modified monkey bar obstacle. But instead of monkey bars, there are what I can only guess are light bulbs. Absolutely fascinating.


I can't wait for GTA4.

UNC is going to win it all. I'm not really sure I care about it at this point, but I'll throw my prediction out there anyway.

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JFreak said...

BAM!

blue said...

wow freak was first? who would have guessed that

tem said...

i would have

tem said...

now tps calls.

Keith S said...

You shouldn't give TPS your phone number

Keith S said...

What is with those brake failures?

blue said...

who needs brakes anyway

blue said...

so the asian chick that is on the PtP banner emailed me...her engrish is not so good...ASU edumacation at its finest.

(she made sure to point out that she is not a stripper)

blue said...

she just likes to work out

blue said...

4-6 weeks for Pedro...does EP want to just go ahead and do the name thing next week.

blue said...

TP, trade me one of your closers...you have 5

El Padrino said...

no, i never pay for something early

blue said...

5 closers and 9 first basemen usually is not a winning combination

blue said...

this has got to be the end of the NFL for him, right?

steve said...

My boss doesn't like to come in early (surprise). A representative from The Employment Security Commission is here (apparently they had a 9:30 appointment). My boss is late (it's 10:04). Dude is just sitting in there. This is awkward.

Why would my boss have an appointment with the ESC?

blue said...

I've never even heard of the ESC

steve said...

me neither, not sure what they do.

blue said...

a new hero for blitler? (s)

steve said...

something to do with employment and security i guess...wiki had nothing.

steve said...

either that means they are a super secret government agency, or they're very public and nobody gives a shit what they think.

steve said...

listening to the guy talk, I'm thinking it's probably the latter.

El Padrino said...

i have 4 closers

Keith S said...

"so the asian chick that is on the PtP banner emailed me...her engrish is not so good...ASU edumacation at its finest."

How do you know it was her?

Keith S said...

I think I have 3 closers and 4 holders.

Keith S said...

On this day in 1989...

The Michigan Wolverines edged the Seton Hall Pirates, 80-79, and won the NCAA basketball title in Steve Fisher's seventh game as Wolverines' coach.

Keith S said...

Strong start this morning. We should hit 150 comments.

blue said...

"I think I have 3 closers and 4 holders"

that's a good mix...i have one closer

blue said...

"The Michigan Wolverines edged the Seton Hall Pirates, 80-79, and won the NCAA basketball title in Steve Fisher's seventh game as Wolverines' coach."

Glen Rice and Rumeal Robinson

blue said...

"How do you know it was her?"

I looked up her myspace account, the profile picture is definitely the same chick

Keith S said...

Oh, I thought she just sent a random email.

blue said...

dita von tess has a sex tape...and it's not like a homemade sextape...it looks pretty professionally done

blue said...

"Oh, I thought she just sent a random email."

she did, but it had her name, so I looked her up on accurint or whatever the hell H uses

Keith S said...

At this point, who doesn't have a sex tape?

blue said...

"At this point, who doesn't have a sex tape?"

I don't

Keith S said...

ahhh, sneaky. What's her address? I'll stop by.



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blue said...

I'm not the only one who thinks JT is gay

Keith S said...

"(she made sure to point out that she is not a stripper)"

Stripper, exotic dancer

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Keith S said...

mize will kill you

blue said...

he won't kill me if he's never seen that video...he'll lose a lot of JT respekt

Keith S said...

I'm blocked from the link

Keith S said...

Had to go to a consultation thing last night where we're having the wedding. That was fun, except if fun means not fun.

El Padrino said...

Biel.

blue said...

fun does not mean not fun

steve said...

"Biel"

nuff said

blue said...

jeter also dated biel...and he dated A-rod...so take that for what it's worth

blue said...

gil is back just in time for the playoffs

steve said...

Really, will we ever understand these people?

tem said...

"You shouldn't give TPS your phone number"

i didn't it just started at 000-0000, then 000-0001, then 000-0002, etc until it found me.

tem said...

chris henry makes WVU proud.

steve said...

And 1 more. John McCain just went up a notch in my book, that puts him a notch 1

blue said...

ahahahaahah

BIO's dad thought that BIO had a torn Labia....hilarity

blue said...

the maloofs (own the sacramento kings, and "the palms" in vegas) made all of their money as beer distributors

blue said...

or at least that's how their dad made all of his money, that they inherited.

El Padrino said...

oof

El Padrino said...

TPS = Carrie

tem said...

i wish my dad made beer.

blue said...

he made moonshine

maloof's dad didn't make beer, he distributed it...same with McCain's wife's dad.

lots of money in selling beers to drunken indians in the southwest I guess.

tem said...

1 notch up indeed for mccain.

but he is still at negative infinity for me.

all politicians are at negative infinity. they are dumb and douchebags.

if they weren't dumb douchebags they would have a real job.

tem said...

talented smart people run companies, not countries.

dumb douchebags run countries.

tem said...

fine i wish my dad distributed beer.

he did not make moonshine. his friend made that.

Keith S said...

I used to work for a beer distributor and I'm not a millionaire. I guess I should have owned it.

blue said...

did you work for the Hensley distribution company?

blue said...

"he did not make moonshine. his friend made that"

i thought everyone in WV made moonshine

Keith S said...

"did you work for the Hensley distribution company?"

No I worked for one in Columbus.

blue said...

did you drive the beer truck?

Keith S said...

No

Keith S said...

I drove it sometimes, but I did not have a route.

tem said...

"i thought everyone in WV made moonshine"

you thought wrong.

Keith S said...

I installed beer systems and worked special events.

tem said...

"I drove it sometimes, but I did not have a route."

he just took beer to those who looked like they needed it.

El Padrino said...

remember when Norm (NORM!) got a job with the brewery tasting the batches of beer

great episode

blue said...

that episode was on here just the other day....NORM! is awesome...favorite TV character ever

Keith S said...

"he just took beer to those who looked like they needed it."

Everyone needs it.

blue said...

did you have a beer bong that you set up for those special events?

Keith S said...

Sure

Keith S said...

I had the best job for a 19-20 year old. I worked for a beer distributor, got to work at every concert, ballgame, etc, and got to drink on the job for free.

El Padrino said...

keef you worked for Duff?

El Padrino said...

were you the duff man?

Keith S said...

I wish I worked for duff

blue said...

that is of course, if it were legal for a person to drink when they're 19-20 years old

Jugdish said...

remember when Norm (NORM!) got a job with the brewery tasting the batches of beer


Yeah...and they tried to pay him, but he said he just couldn't accept payment for that. good times!

Keith S said...

People see that you work for a beer company, they assume you're 21.

Jugdish said...

that is of course, if it were legal for a person to drink when they're 19-20 years old


cause that never happens.

tem said...

ah, assume.

tem said...

19-20 = -1

nobody is that old. if they were they could drink.

Keith S said...

"Cubs ace Carlos Zambrano, who left Monday's season opener against Milwaukee due to a cramp in his right forearm, has nothing to fear but low levels of potassium."


Aren't all cramps a results of low potassium?

tem said...

are we closing in on post 500?

Keith S said...

*result

Keith S said...

Maybe post 500 will be on my birthday.

El Padrino said...

"low levels of potassium."

Carlos should eat bananas

Jugdish said...

Big Z needs some banana's and some gatorade.

Keith S said...

Nevermind. That's on a Sunday this year.

blue said...

cramps are caused by dehydration...I thought I saw something that debunked the potassium myth somewhere once.

Jugdish said...

i2i

tem said...

"Nevermind. That's on a Sunday this year."

we can post on sundays too. it is legal.

tem said...

it'll debunk you

blue said...

it is not legal, it's just assumed so because it's LoV

blue said...

"There are six basic causes of cramping: hyperflexion; inadequate oxygenation; exposure to large changes in temperature; dehydration; low blood salt; or low blood calcium. Muscle cramps may also be a symptom/complication of pregnancy, kidney disease, thyroid disease, hypokalemia or hypocalcemia (as conditions), restless legs syndrome, and multiple sclerosis.[1]"

blue said...

that hypokalemia condition is what zambrano has, low levels of potassium naturally in the body.

blue said...

both of those are per wiki

Keith S said...

Potassium is also important in allowing muscle contraction and the sending of all nerve impulses in animals through action potentials.

Jugdish said...

Either way...the gatorade would help.

Keith S said...

We need a lordz of wiki page

Jugdish said...

You don't even know what a write off is.

Keith S said...

Gatorade sucks

blue said...

"There is no scientific evidence to support the widely held claim by the sports nutrition industry that intake of specially composed electrolyte drinks has any advantage over intake of plain table salt (via drink or food) and water to counter these electrolyte disturbances and muscle cramps in people with a well-functioning renal system."

to refute jug's claim...per wiki.

gaytoraide is no more effective than water.

blue said...

i should be a doctor, i would just use wiki to diagnose and treat patients.

Jugdish said...

restless legs syndrome = the jimmy leg

Keith S said...

Gatorade is water with a bad flavor

blue said...

"You don't even know what a write off is."

but they do, and they're the ones writing it off.

tem said...

blue = doctor on idiocracy.

Keith S said...

Next time I do something active I will just ingest a handful of salt first.

Jugdish said...

Gatorade has potassium in it. Big Z is low on K...it works.

tem said...

i am going to lunch.

HUNGRY

El Padrino said...

jug loves seinfeld

Jugdish said...

I can quote Seinfeld all day.

Keith S said...

Why is Potassium "K" on the elements table?

Keith S said...

Seinfeld sucks

Keith S said...

He can't even have decent brakes on his Fiat.

Jugdish said...

I pictured the black Saab

Jugdish said...

Not sure on why Potassium is K...was P already used or something?

blue said...

"Why is Potassium "K" on the elements table?"

Latin for Potassium is Kalium

Jugdish said...

kalium is latin for Potassium...maybe that is why.

Jugdish said...

Ki2i

blue said...

piglatin for potassium is otassiumpay

Keith S said...

I should have looked that up.

blue said...

phosphorous is P...phosphorous seems like a gay word

Jugdish said...

Sadly, there is no Latin translation for jugdish

ugdishjay said...

So I will settle on this...

ugdishjay said...

That's Latin darling. Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Oh how I hate him.

blue said...

I need to find a softball team to play on...

my mens league team fell apart because 3/4ths of the guys are all pussies now...and my co-ed team fell apart because 4 of the 5 chicks either decided to have babies, or get pregnant, or just plain suck...i need more lesbians for co-ed anyway.

Keith S said...

Tombstone

ugdishjay said...

good call

blue said...

ugdishjay is full of quotes today

blue said...

when did "the jake" become "progressive field"?

Keith S said...

This year.

Keith S said...

Half the guys in my $$ FMLB league work for Progressive and they kept talking about it during the draft. It was riveting.

blue said...

is progressive based in OH-IO?

Keith S said...

It's HQ is in the Cleveland metro area

Keith S said...

Which is nothing compared to the NYC metro area

blue said...

cleveland rocks...or so i've been told

Keith S said...

Remember the band Dish*wall*a?

blue said...

no

Keith S said...

You lie

Keith S said...

They had a really big hit back in the day. I don't remember what it was. Something about blue cars.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"he won't kill me if he's never seen that video...he'll lose a lot of JT respekt"

I've seen the JT video.

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

I walk in to work, and TPS puts its schlong right on my forehead.

Keith S said...

mize ♥s mushroom stamps

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Although I did receive the rest of my eBay purchases

blue said...

cut that meat...cut that meat

El Padrino said...

Dishwalla

JFreak said...

Anyone else see Chad Johnson's interview on sportscenter?

he sounded crazier than usual.

El Padrino said...

pretty terrible stuff

El Padrino said...

"Anyone else see Chad Johnson's interview on sportscenter?"

it was very bizarre
ppor BK didnt know what to say next

Keith S said...

Dishwalla is from NYC.

Keith S said...

The Burger King was interviewing Ocho Cinco?

El Padrino said...

negative

blue said...

did he tell CJ that they weren't offering the whopper anymore?

El Padrino said...

brian kenney

blue said...

i think the voting for how to split the money for FMLB ends today...only 7 votes so far

JFreak said...

I still say there should be a small playoff bonus.

El Padrino said...

"I walk in to work, and TPS puts its schlong right on my forehead."

good one.

Keith S said...

"I still say there should be a small playoff bonus."

That's why we're voting.

JFreak said...

but a playoff bonus isn't an option.

so i'm whining.

blue said...

this isn't little league where everyone gets a trophy...

blue said...

and orange wedges

JFreak said...

Bengals just released Chris Henry.

JFreak said...

so that answers the question of how many times you have to get arrested before the bengals will cut you.

5.

blue said...

"Bengals just released Chris Henry."

he'll be a raider or cowboy by the end of the day...and then have to sit out the next 2 season due to suspensions

ugdishjay said...

free bbq...yummy!

Keith S said...

Everyone in the league should win $10

blue said...

bbq chicken hot pockets are not that good

Keith S said...

Chicken parmesan hot pockets are great

blue said...

chicken parm is good in hot pocket format

blue said...

has EP ever had a hotpocket?

Keith S said...

Whitlock

blue said...

"try the hotpockets, they're breath taking"

ugdishjay said...

The Jim Rome impression of Isiah Thomas is not funny, nor has it ever been funny.

blue said...

saturday June 7th against the milwaukee brewers is Tulo bobblehead night...i gotta get one

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"Chicken parmesan hot pockets are great"


Chicken quesadilla Hot Pockets are best.

Spaceman Spiff said...

freaks playoff bonus idea is an attempt to promote his 'playoffs = relevance' stance

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

"has EP ever had a hotpocket?"

Cue EP with a calzone or stromboli comment.

blue said...

playoffs ≠ relevance when 60% of the teams make the playoffs.


that's like the NHL

El Padrino said...

"has EP ever had a hotpocket?"

Desperation food. They are terrible.

"Cue EP with a calzone or stromboli comment."

And if you don't know, now you know.

blue said...

Junior finally got a hit...all praise be to tem

Dikembe Meiztombo said...

Classic. Get out of the car, grab your walker from the back seat.

No, I don't think driving regulations are fucked up at all.

El Padrino said...

freak teach me to embed vids on the LOM blog

blue said...

is it Youtube, EP?

blue said...

if so, there should be an embed video code at the end of the video, you copy and paste that into your post.

blue said...

other video sharing sites are similar

ugdishjay said...

dude

JFreak said...

copy the embed link.

paste it in your post.

Keith S said...

"The Jim Rome impression of Isiah Thomas is not funny, nor has it ever been funny."

He is not a good impressionist

El Padrino said...

i knew it was some simple shit like that

thanks blew

El Padrino said...

how does a kid with no arms, no legs win wrestling matches?

i'd fucking piledrive so fast it'd be over in 10 seconds

ugdishjay said...

wrong wrestling there

El Padrino said...

new LOM post

some features

Youtbe roll on right, refreshes a different artist every 7 seconds or so

Industry news on the bottom, 1 second scroll

good stuff

Keith S said...

"Desperation food. They are terrible."

So you basically don't eat anything that is cheap.

Keith S said...

Do you eat Pizza Rolls?

Keith S said...

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